| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:05] | Dr. Solomon, have you bought Strudwick’s new book yet? | |
| [00:08] | I was gonna order it off the Internet | |
| [00:10] | until I realized there’s no such thing as amazon.Crap. | |
| [00:14] | Look at him, standing up there like all of this was for him. | |
| [00:18] | All this is for him. | |
| [00:19] | Fine. But he doesn’t have to bask. | |
| [00:22] | Look at him basking. That basker! | |
| [00:26] | You’re just jealous because he got a book published and you didn’t. | |
| [00:29] | Jealous? Ha ha! Of his little comic book? | |
| [00:32] | That’s a hoot and a half. | |
| [00:33] | Well, those 4 Nobel laureates over there kissing his butt | |
| [00:36] | seem to disagree. | |
| [00:38] | So, where are the Nobel guys? | |
| [00:39] | Oh, they’re over there with Strudwick. | |
| [00:41] | But they’re not so great. | |
| [00:42] | One of them had to share his prize with a swede. | |
| [00:46] | Why don’t you go talk to them? | |
| [00:48] | Oh, gosh, I’m so nervous. Do I have any broccoli in my teeth? | |
| [00:51] | Not a lot. Come on. Ok. | |
| [00:53] | Ha ha ha ha! | |
| [00:55] | Hey, Dick. | |
| [00:56] | Quite an impressive turnout for me, wouldn’t you say? | |
| [00:59] | Not bad. It’s no gay pride parade. | |
| [01:03] | Right. So, what’d you think of the book? | |
| [01:06] | As bathroom fare? A triumph. | |
| [01:08] | Well, I’m going to go get my picture taken | |
| [01:10] | for the national journal of physics. Don’t be in it. | |
| [01:12] | Oh, I won’t. | |
| [01:16] | I’ve got to get in that picture! | |
| [01:33] | Hey! Are you whittling? | |
| [01:36] | Actually, I found this piece of wood outside, | |
| [01:38] | and I figured I’d make us all some twig men. | |
| [01:43] | Well, how nice of you! | |
| [01:44] | Just had a lot of extra energy | |
| [01:46] | since Don and I called it off. Can’t understand why. | |
| [01:51] | So, call me later? | |
| [01:53] | Ok. | |
| [01:54] | Ok. Bye. | |
| [01:56] | Well…pretty good afternoon for me. | |
| [01:59] | A little, uh… a little homework, a little music. | |
| [02:01] | A little makin’ out. Oh, wait! Did I say “a little”? | |
| [02:03] | I meant a lot! Tommy! | |
| [02:05] | Aaah! Ow! | |
| [02:07] | It was incredible, man. We were just sitting there | |
| [02:09] | next to each other, and all of a sudden, | |
| [02:11] | we looked at each other, and somethin’ came over us. | |
| [02:13] | And then you kissed her… didn’t you? | |
| [02:14] | No, no, no. Not yet, right? | |
| [02:16] | We–we, uh, we inched closer and closer together. Right? | |
| [02:19] | And–and–and my lips were there, and… ohh! | |
| [02:22] | Her lips were there… that sounds… | |
| [02:24] | real nice, Tommy. | |
| [02:26] | And then you kissed her, didn’t you? | |
| [02:28] | Well, no. Then I blacked out. | |
| [02:30] | But when I woke up, man, we were kissin’! | |
| [02:32] | And we just kissed and kissed– | |
| [02:34] | aah! | |
| [02:36] | Sorry. | |
| [02:37] | I think I need a new twig! | |
| [03:17] | hello. Yes. This is Vincent Strudwick. | |
| [03:19] | You just published my book physics for a new millennium. | |
| [03:21] | I want all copies recalled. | |
| [03:24] | Why? Well, besides the fact that I plagiarized the whole thing | |
| [03:27] | from renowned genius Dick Solomon, | |
| [03:29] | I also feel that the jacket photo | |
| [03:31] | fails to highlight my pouty , feminine mouth. Get on it! | |
| [03:35] | Of course this is the real Strudwick! Hello? Hello? | |
| [03:40] | What’s this? | |
| [03:41] | It’s Strudwick’s new book. | |
| [03:43] | Oh, I thought I smelled a stink in here. | |
| [03:47] | Well, get used to the stink. | |
| [03:48] | It’s the new textbook you’ll be teaching from. | |
| [03:50] | What?! | |
| [03:51] | They say it’s brilliant! Who says that?! | |
| [03:54] | Everyone. | |
| [03:55] | Well, call up “everyone” and tell them to go to hell. | |
| [03:58] | I’ll get right on that. | |
| [04:00] | Look at this. I could write a better book overnight. | |
| [04:02] | You think you’re the smartest man on the planet, don’t you? | |
| [04:05] | For the thousandth time, yes! | |
| [04:09] | Nina, cancel my classes. I’ve got some writing to do. | |
| [04:11] | Get out of my way! | |
| [04:13] | And that was Dr. Solomon. | |
| [04:16] | And this is my office. | |
| [04:18] | Oh, gentlemen, it has been a tremendous honor | |
| [04:20] | to be able to give you the tour. | |
| [04:22] | Thank you for coming. | |
| [04:29] | Oh! You know what? | |
| [04:30] | You haven’t seen our cafeteria! | |
| [04:32] | I’d love to join you, but I have a class. | |
| [04:35] | Do they have soup? | |
| [04:37] | Yes, I believe they have soup. | |
| [04:39] | Is it a cream soup? | |
| [04:41] | Uh, that I don’t know. | |
| [04:42] | I hope they have waffles. | |
| [04:43] | Oh, but not the round ones. | |
| [04:45] | Certainly not. No, no. Not the round ones, no. | |
| [04:46] | So, go. Go. | |
| [04:48] | It’s Ok. | It’s Ok. |
| [04:52] | Go. | |
| [04:53] | Have soup. | |
| [04:59] | Tommy, my man! Lookin’ good! | |
| [05:01] | Yeah. I’m gonna go meet Alissa’s parents tonight. | |
| [05:03] | I’m a little nervous. | |
| [05:05] | You know what I find, Tommy? | |
| [05:09] | Parents… love the Greeks. | |
| [05:12] | So what you want to do is come off as Greek. | |
| [05:15] | But not too Greek, see, ‘ cause that’s just creepy. | |
| [05:20] | I suggest medium Greek. | |
| [05:22] | That’s money. | |
| [05:27] | I’m just gonna be myself. | |
| [05:29] | Ah. | |
| [05:30] | Bold choice. | |
| [05:35] | Relative intensities comparison… | |
| [05:36] | spectrum gravitational field, | |
| [05:38] | deviation of the relative infinity | |
| [05:39] | of the construct– | |
| [05:42] | hey, Dick! The movie starts in 20 minutes. | |
| [05:44] | Don, I–I can’t come. I’m in the middle | |
| [05:46] | of writing a groundbreaking book | |
| [05:48] | that’ll bring the physics world to its knees. | |
| [05:50] | Oh. What’s it called? | |
| [05:51] | Payback’s a bitch, Strudwick. | |
| [05:56] | But, Dick, I… I already got the tickets, like you told me. | |
| [05:59] | Here. Listen to this, Don. “To construct the analog curvature, | |
| [06:01] | “deplace a vector x a second time to the firstp. | |
| [06:04] | “The coinciding volume of the light complex is the same | |
| [06:05] | whether measured in terms of the variable k or L.” | |
| [06:07] | What do you think? | |
| [06:09] | Watch out, Steven king. | |
| [06:11] | Oh, he better. | |
| [06:17] | Hey, Don. How’s it goin’? | |
| [06:18] | Oh, not good. Your brother just stuck me with a movie ticket. | |
| [06:21] | Oh, yeah? What movie you seein’? | |
| [06:23] | I don’t remember the name of it, but it’s the one | |
| [06:24] | where Jackie Chan kills 2 guys with a baguette. | |
| [06:28] | I hear that one’s awesome! Yeah. Ha ha. | |
| [06:30] | I would ask you, you know , but since we broke up… | |
| [06:34] | oh. Of course. Sure. | |
| [06:35] | But I–I do have, you know, an extra ticket. | |
| [06:37] | Maybe we could go as, uh… | |
| [06:40] | friends. | |
| [06:43] | Ok. Yeah. | |
| [06:46] | Friends. Hey, I’ll even buy the ticket off ya. | |
| [06:48] | No, don’t worry about that, | |
| [06:50] | unless you happen to have 6.50 handy. | |
| [06:52] | Oh…I only got a 20 on me. | |
| [06:54] | I got change. | |
| [07:00] | [Giggles] | |
| [07:02] | Where you goin’? | |
| [07:03] | I have to put a fork at the other end of the table. | |
| [07:05] | I’ll miss you. | |
| [07:06] | Shut up. | |
| [07:07] | Woman: hi. Go in and check on the kids. | |
| [07:10] | Ok. There’s my parents. | |
| [07:11] | Don’t be nervous. They’re gonna love you. | |
| [07:13] | Ok. [Clears throat] | |
| [07:14] | Dad, this is Tommy. | |
| [07:17] | This is my father. | |
| [07:18] | Hello, Tommy. Nice to meet you. | |
| [07:20] | Yeah. Nice to meet you, too. | |
| [07:21] | You know, uh… | |
| [07:23] | you’re nothing at all like I pictured. | |
| [07:27] | Hi. | |
| [07:28] | I’m Alissa’s mom. | |
| [07:32] | Now I get it. | |
| [07:35] | Man! You wrote a whole book? | |
| [07:36] | Only the most brilliant book on physics ever written. | |
| [07:39] | The formulas in there | |
| [07:40] | are 400 years ahead of this planet’s most advanced modern thinking. | |
| [07:44] | Whoa, Dick! You’re gonna be famous! | |
| [07:47] | Why, yes, I am, thank you very much. | |
| [07:49] | Cold fusion, perpetual motion? | |
| [07:51] | Humans are gonna be blown away by all that. | |
| [07:54] | This’ll wipe the smugliness off Strudwick’s furry, ratlike little face. | |
| [08:00] | Every expert in the country’s gonna be dyin’ | |
| [08:02] | to know how you figured all this out. | |
| [08:04] | You think? Oh, and the fame! | |
| [08:06] | I can’t wait to see Barbara Walters make you cry. | |
| [08:12] | Barbara Walters? | |
| [08:13] | Yep. Grillin’ you about your childhood | |
| [08:15] | on national television. | |
| [08:17] | But I–I never had a childhood. | |
| [08:19] | Oh, you don’t have to tell me. | |
| [08:21] | A boy grows up awful fast on the mean streets of, uh… | |
| [08:24] | where are you from again? | |
| [08:27] | Outer space! | |
| [08:29] | What was I thinking?! | |
| [08:30] | If I publish all the secrets of the universe, | |
| [08:33] | we might just as well walk into the pentagon | |
| [08:35] | and yell out, “we’re aliens!” | |
| [08:37] | Oh, yeah. That would be quite a predicament. | |
| [08:41] | You idiot! | |
| [08:48] | Well… [Sighs] | |
| [08:50] | This is my place. | |
| [08:51] | Wow. Smells, um… | |
| [08:54] | rustic. | |
| [08:56] | Thanks. You know, this was really great. | |
| [08:58] | Isn’t it cool that we can just go to a movie as friends? | |
| [09:02] | It is cool. It’s great. | |
| [09:04] | Really great. | |
| [09:05] | So, you want a cup of coffee or anything? | |
| [09:08] | Nah. I should probably go. | |
| [09:09] | Ok. | |
| [09:18] | That was a wonderful meal, dotty. | |
| [09:20] | Yeah, delicious. | |
| [09:21] | Well, I’m glad you liked it. | |
| [09:22] | Here, mom, let me give you a hand. | |
| [09:24] | [Clears throat] | |
| [09:26] | So, uh… | |
| [09:28] | I really like Alissa a lot. | |
| [09:29] | She’s a lovely girl. Yeah. | |
| [09:32] | You and me, we’re lucky guys, huh? | |
| [09:33] | We got ourselves a couple of hotties, huh? | |
| [09:36] | Excuse me? | |
| [09:38] | Listen, man. Ahem. Between you and me, | |
| [09:40] | has Alissa mentioned anything about my kissing? | |
| [09:44] | What? | |
| [09:45] | The thing is, we’re makin’ out, | |
| [09:46] | like, a lot. Right? | |
| [09:48] | But she’s a little more experienced than I am, | |
| [09:50] | which is why any feedback she gave you’d be really appreciated. | |
| [09:53] | I–I think maybe we should change the subject. | |
| [09:55] | Oh, Ok. | |
| [09:56] | So. What does your father do? | |
| [09:58] | Uh, he’s a professor. At Pendelton. | |
| [10:00] | Um, Dick Solomon? | |
| [10:07] | Oh… | |
| [10:09] | oh, boy. | |
| [10:14] | That was somethin’, huh? | |
| [10:16] | I wasn’t expectin’ that! | |
| [10:19] | Oh, me, neither. | |
| [10:20] | Well, I guess we had one left in us. | |
| [10:23] | That was a big mistake. | |
| [10:25] | Oh, big. Oh, big. | |
| [10:26] | [Chuckling] | |
| [10:27] | Well, uh…I, uh… | |
| [10:29] | I’d better be goin’. | |
| [10:30] | Ok! | |
| [10:32] | I’ll see you around. | |
| [10:33] | You know what? We’ll do somethin’, right? Oh, that’d be nice. | |
| [10:36] | God, I want you. Take me! | |
| [10:48] | 108 for 210… | |
| [10:53] | 108 for 211… | |
| [10:57] | 109 for 212… | |
| [11:00] | Dr. Solomon, channel 58 just called | |
| [11:02] | and asked if you would like to appear | |
| [11:04] | on some show called men & ideas? | |
| [11:06] | Men & ideas?! Yes, indeed, I do! | |
| [11:09] | Mary, look at this. What? | |
| [11:11] | I guess the word is finally getting out. | |
| [11:13] | I’m gonna be a guest on men & ideas. | |
| [11:15] | Actually, you’re just a panelist. What? | |
| [11:18] | The show’s all about Strudwick. | |
| [11:20] | No! | |
| [11:22] | Ohhh… | |
| [11:23] | [Sobbing] | |
| [11:25] | You’re taking it better than I thought you would. [Honking] | |
| [11:28] | I’ll be right there! | |
| [11:30] | [Chuckles] | |
| [11:31] | It’s the laureates. | |
| [11:33] | I’m taking them to banana republic. | |
| [11:34] | Bernard has never worn jeans. | |
| [11:36] | But, Mary… | |
| [11:37] | [Honk honk] | |
| [11:38] | Oh. I’m coming! | |
| [11:40] | Jeez! | |
| [11:41] | Dick! What’s going on?! What do you mean? | |
| [11:43] | What is your son doing with my daughter? What are you talking about? | |
| [11:46] | Well, apparently, they’ve been dating for 3 months. | |
| [11:48] | That’s impossible. Tommy’s been dating some girl named Alissa for 3 months. | |
| [11:51] | Alissa Strudwick, you idiot! My daughter! | |
| [11:53] | What?! That hot little blond number’s your daughter?! | |
| [11:56] | How dare you describe her in that way?! | |
| [11:58] | No Strudwick is gonna date my son! | |
| [12:00] | Your son is an ill-mannered, obnoxious boor! | |
| [12:03] | You take that back! All right. | |
| [12:04] | He’s rude! He’s smug! | |
| [12:05] | He kissed my daughter right in front of me! | |
| [12:07] | Wait a minute. Vincent. What? | |
| [12:09] | This is really bothering you, isn’t it? | |
| [12:11] | Damn right it is. | |
| [12:14] | I suggest that you teach your son some manners. | |
| [12:21] | What’s so damn funny? Nothing. Nothing. | |
| [12:34] | Oh, no. No, no! | |
| [12:41] | Oh, no! No, no! | |
| [12:45] | What is it, Dick? It’s nothing. | |
| [12:47] | I can’t talk about it. | |
| [12:49] | Oh, no! | |
| [12:50] | What?! | |
| [12:51] | It’s nothing you’d be interested in. | |
| [12:53] | It’s just about the two of you, that’s all. | |
| [12:56] | It’s about us? What is it? | |
| [12:57] | It’s about what your father said about you. | |
| [12:59] | But, please, don’t ask. I promised him I wouldn’t say. | |
| [13:02] | What?! | What?! |
| [13:03] | All right, here it is. Now, listen. | |
| [13:05] | Your father thinks the two of you should break up. | |
| [13:09] | What? Why? | |
| [13:10] | Something about him not trusting you, | |
| [13:12] | you being too immature, | |
| [13:13] | you following in the footsteps | |
| [13:15] | of that aunt of yours that everybody hates. | |
| [13:18] | Aunt Ellie? | |
| [13:19] | Mmm. | |
| [13:20] | Everybody loves aunt Ellie. | |
| [13:21] | Oh, well…there must be somebody in your family | |
| [13:23] | that everybody hates. Cousin Jeff? | |
| [13:25] | That’s the one. Cousin Jeff. | |
| [13:27] | I’m nothing like cousin Jeff. His words, not mine. | |
| [13:29] | Why would he say that? | |
| [13:30] | My dad can be such a jerk sometimes. | |
| [13:32] | Oh, don’t tell me. I think the two of you are fabulous together. | |
| [13:35] | I guess I’ve always been able to see you | |
| [13:37] | for the intelligent, independent young woman that you are. | |
| [13:39] | Thank you! Wait a minute. | |
| [13:41] | But if your father can’t see that, | |
| [13:43] | then I think you have no choice but just to go straight home | |
| [13:45] | and be furious with him. | |
| [13:47] | Oh, I’m on my way! Oh! | |
| [13:50] | Dick… are you sure– | |
| [13:52] | I’ve already said too much! | |
| [14:00] | Well, this is much better, huh? | |
| [14:02] | Absolutely. We should never have gone to your apartment. | |
| [14:05] | There’s, uh… a bed in there. | |
| [14:07] | Yeah. | |
| [14:09] | What were we thinking? | |
| [14:11] | I mean, this… this makes more sense. | |
| [14:12] | This…is the perfect place | |
| [14:15] | for 2 friends to share a cup of coffee. | |
| [14:17] | You know, I knew we could do it, Don. | |
| [14:20] | Totally casual. No problem. | |
| [14:27] | Hi, guys! | |
| [14:28] | Harry! What–What’s up? | |
| [14:29] | How’re you doin’? Where– what’s up? Where you goin’? | |
| [14:32] | Well, I was just goin’ over to the park | |
| [14:35] | to push over some of those tai chi guys. | |
| [14:37] | Ohhh… | |
| [14:38] | and what are you doin’? | |
| [14:40] | We’re just havin’ some coffee. Havin’ coffee. Want some coffee? | |
| [14:42] | I’d love some coffee! Oh, great! | |
| [14:44] | There’s Nothin’ better than 3 friends | |
| [14:46] | sittin’ around, havin’ some Joe! | |
| [14:48] | I’ll get the cup, and you pour. Ok, great. | |
| [14:50] | So, Harry, what’d you do today? | |
| [14:52] | Oh, well, my day started sort of early. | |
| [14:55] | You know that thing | |
| [14:57] | where, um, if you say “rabbit,” | |
| [15:00] | you’ll have good luck all day? | |
| [15:02] | I was gonna do that first thing in the mornin’. | |
| [15:10] | And then there was lunch. | |
| [15:16] | Morning, Vincent. How’s it goin’? | |
| [15:18] | Did you talk to your boy last night? | |
| [15:20] | Yes. We talked, we laughed, we shared. | |
| [15:23] | Then there were the, uh, hugs, as usual. | |
| [15:25] | How’d it go with Alissa? | |
| [15:26] | She came home, slammed the door in my face, and locked herself in her room. | |
| [15:29] | Ooh. Ouch. | |
| [15:30] | Did she, by any chance, | |
| [15:32] | say that, uh, she hates you? | |
| [15:34] | How’d you know that? | |
| [15:36] | Call it fatherly intuition. | |
| [15:38] | She said…she said… oh, never mind. | |
| [15:40] | Go on, Vincent. You can tell me. | |
| [15:42] | She said why couldn’t I be more like… like you? | |
| [15:50] | Well, I can understand that. | |
| [15:52] | Some of us devote our time to our families, | |
| [15:54] | others opt instead to write books. I’m sure you made the right choice. | |
| [15:59] | Not for your daughter, of course, but for you. | |
| [16:01] | This is awful! | |
| [16:03] | No, don’t worry! | |
| [16:04] | As the decades… slip by, | |
| [16:06] | these wounds will scab over | |
| [16:08] | and harden into bitter scars. | |
| [16:11] | And you’ll get together then, Vince. | |
| [16:13] | I know you’ll have a good time then. Ohhh… | |
| [16:27] | Ok, everybody, here we go. | |
| [16:28] | Johann, why don’t you sit right here? Here you go. | |
| [16:32] | Ok. Sit down. Sit down. | |
| [16:34] | Bernard… give me the gum. | |
| [16:36] | Give me the gum. Spit it out! | |
| [16:43] | So, Don, do you think we’ll be Ok here? | |
| [16:45] | Come on, Sally, there must be 50 people here. | |
| [16:48] | That’s true. | |
| [16:49] | We’re not gonna do it in front of 50 people. | |
| [16:52] | You sit over there. | |
| [16:54] | I’ll sit over here. | |
| [16:56] | And we’re on in 3…2… | |
| [16:59] | hello, and welcome to men & ideas. | |
| [17:02] | I’m Hamilton bell. | |
| [17:03] | And to my right is Dr. Vincent Strudwick, | |
| [17:05] | author of physics for a new millennium | |
| [17:08] | and the brightest star of the Pendelton university faculty. | |
| [17:12] | Huh! | |
| [17:13] | We are also honored to have a distinguished panel | |
| [17:16] | of Nobel laureates– Dr. Bernard | |
| [17:18] | yamshuth… | |
| [17:21] | Dr. Carl mainen… | |
| [17:25] | Dr. Ronald schenk… | |
| [17:27] | and Dr. Johann borgeson. | |
| [17:29] | And finally, “physics professor | |
| [17:31] | “and raconteur… | |
| [17:33] | and master of close-up magic Dick Solomon.” | |
| [17:38] | [Applause] | |
| [17:40] | Tell me, Dr. Strudwick. | |
| [17:41] | Did you have any idea when you set out to write your book | |
| [17:44] | that it would get this kind of reception? | |
| [17:46] | Honestly? Yes. | |
| [17:48] | Well, it– it is, a, uh, | |
| [17:50] | tremendous work, but it has come at quite a cost, hasn’t it, Vincent? | |
| [17:53] | What? I think you know what I mean. | |
| [17:55] | Well, I’m sure we all have questions for you, Dr. Strudwick, | |
| [17:57] | so why don’t we begin– | |
| [17:58] | yes, I have one. | |
| [17:59] | Ok, then. Dr Solomon. | |
| [18:01] | Yes. I was discussing the book last night with my son Tommy. | |
| [18:04] | Hi, Tommy. Love you. | |
| [18:08] | And, uh, it made me wonder. | |
| [18:09] | You seem to have a reasonable grasp of spectral analysis, | |
| [18:12] | and yet you have no idea | |
| [18:14] | where your teenage daughter was last night at midnight–my house, | |
| [18:18] | where kids are allowed to flourish. | |
| [18:20] | Why don’t you shut your mouth, Solomon?! | |
| [18:23] | Why don’t you make me? Let’s go! Come on! | |
| [18:28] | Ok. Ok. I’m cool. I’m cool. | |
| [18:30] | Please, oh, please, gentlemen. Let’s be civil. | |
| [18:35] | Don’t look at me, ham. I’m just trying to be a good father. | |
| [18:37] | I am a good father. Oh, yeah? | |
| [18:39] | Then why did you insist that your daughter | |
| [18:41] | never see my son ever again?! | |
| [18:43] | What are you talking about? I never said that. | |
| [18:45] | What? | |
| [18:46] | I only said that he should mind his manners! | |
| [18:48] | Liar! I might’ve been paraphrasing– | |
| [18:50] | I’ll kill you! | |
| [18:52] | Tommy! Tommy! It’s Ok! | |
| [18:53] | Come on. Hey. Hey. Hey. | |
| [18:55] | I’m all right. | |
| [18:56] | This is a show about a science book. It should be boring. | |
| [19:00] | You’re an idiot! | |
| [19:01] | It’s on, bitch! | |
| [19:02] | Let’s go! Come on! | |
| [19:04] | Please, everyone! Let’s just stay calm! | |
| [19:06] | Calm down! | |
| [19:07] | Peace! Peace! | |
| [19:09] | Peace! Well! | |
| [19:10] | This guy thinks he’s all that, | |
| [19:12] | but he’s notall that! | |
| [19:30] | Oh, yeah. This is where it gets good. | |
| [19:32] | Mary: I am sick of you [Bleep]! | |
| [19:37] | My god. Look at that face I’m making. | |
| [19:41] | Now look at this. Now, that’s a punch. | |
| [19:44] | Dick, that was the makeup woman. | |
| [19:45] | Well… | |
| [19:46] | she had it coming. | |
| [19:48] | Hey! Are you and Don back together again? | |
| [19:51] | No. Why would you think that? | |
| [19:53] | Well, he’s got his tongue in your ear. | |
| [19:57] | Harry…Don and I have some issues to resolve, | |
| [20:01] | but we’re gonna get together tonight and talk ’em out. | |
| [20:03] | Uh-huh. Wear somethin’ nice. Shut up! | |
| [20:07] | I just don’t understand it. | |
| [20:09] | All I did was assuage my professional jealousy | |
| [20:12] | by attacking Strudwick on a deeply personal level, | |
| [20:15] | using his daughter and my son as unwitting pawns. | |
| [20:19] | Yet somehow I come off looking like the bad guy. | |
| [20:23] | What are you talking about? You jeopardized my relationship | |
| [20:25] | for your own petty goals. | |
| [20:27] | Tommy, sometimes you have to take one for the team. | |
| [20:30] | Oh, you think you’re all that! I am all that! | |
| [20:33] | Oh, you want some of this? | |
| [20:44] | does your dad hate me? | |
| [20:46] | No. He’s just overprotective. | |
| [20:47] | Does your dad hate me? | |
| [20:49] | No. He loves you. He thinks you’re great. | |
| [20:51] | And so do I. | |
| [20:54] | Get your lips off that Strudwick. | |
| [20:58] | That’s–really, that’s just his way. | |
| [21:00] | That’s how he is. He really likes you. Honestly. | |
| [21:01] | Are you sure? | |
| [21:03] | Yes! Absolutely. He’s just–You know. He’s, uh… | |
| [21:05] | Dick: he’s what?! | |
| [21:06] | He’s a big fat jackass! | |
| [21:08] | At least I’m not a Strudwick. |