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|---|---|---|
| [00:01] | ♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪ | |
| [00:04] | ♪ we’ll always save the day ♪ | |
| [00:07] | ♪ and if you think we can’t ♪ | |
| [00:09] | ♪ we’ll always find a way ♪ | |
| [00:12] | – # that’s why the people # – # of this world # | |
| [00:15] | – # believe in… # – # Garnet # | |
| [00:18] | – # Amethyst # – # and Pearl # | |
| [00:21] | ♪ And Steven! ♪ | |
| [00:22] | S01xE31 – “Keep Beach City Weird!” | |
| [00:24] | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ | |
| [00:26] | Pearl! | |
| [00:29] | Help me! Save me! | |
| [00:29] | Help me! Save me! | |
| [00:34] | – What on Earth? – Tag! You’re it! | |
| [00:36] | Care to explain … Ugh! … What’s going on here? | |
| [00:40] | It’s Steven tag. Steven tagged you. | |
| [00:42] | – Now you have to turn into Steven. – It’s the rules. | |
| [00:46] | – Oh, please. – Aw, no fair! | |
| [00:49] | So, that means we’re out of players. | |
| [00:53] | Get ready for Steven tag. Advance … Unh! | |
| [00:58] | Tag. | |
| [01:02] | Garnet wins. | |
| [01:04] | ♪ I guess I can win every game of Steven tag ♪ | |
| [01:08] | ♪ it may be my name ♪ ♪ but it’s just not my game ♪ | |
| [01:10] | Stop! This is a restricted zone! | |
| [01:13] | Only those with special clearance may enter! | |
| [01:16] | – May…I have special clearance? – Hmm. Granted. | |
| [01:24] | Now that you’re properly suited, let’s investigate! | |
| [01:28] | See those holes? Their shape and pattern is repeated over and over. | |
| [01:33] | Some might say it’s coincidence. | |
| [01:36] | I say there’s something… more! | |
| [01:39] | – Like what? A double coincidence? – You’d already be in the know | |
| [01:43] | If you followed my blog … Keep Beach City weird! | |
| [01:46] | I document all the weird things that happen in | |
| [01:50] | Beach City! You can’t always trust facts and books! | |
| [01:53] | I’m out here hunting the truth! | |
| [01:56] | Oh, there you are! Dad wants you back at the shop! | |
| [02:00] | – You’re missing out on valuable frying time! – It’s weird time, Peedee! | |
| [02:06] | – I’m doing big stuff! Cover for me! – Fine. | |
| [02:11] | But this is the last time, or I’m telling dad! Big stuff… | |
| [02:14] | – I’ll give you big stuff. – So, you want to get your hands really dirty? | |
| [02:24] | – Then follow me. – Yeah! | |
| [02:30] | – I can’t wait to find something paranormal! – Shh! I’m picking up a quantum flux | |
| [02:34] | – on the weirdometer. There! – Whoa! | |
| [02:39] | Did they fall from the sky? | |
| [02:42] | My research suggests they grew up from the ground. | |
| [02:49] | – Ronaldo! Look at this. – According to an online | |
| [02:53] | encyclopedia, which I am a user/editor of, this species | |
| [02:57] | isn’t indigenous to this region. | |
| [03:00] | Or this dimension-sion-sion-sion! | |
| [03:04] | We live in a strange world, Steven … | |
| [03:06] | stranger than most know … stranger than they care to know. | |
| [03:10] | Take my brother, for instance. He’s always getting on my case, | |
| [03:13] | telling me to work more. He’ll never understand. | |
| [03:16] | But, Steven, I can tell you’re like me. | |
| [03:19] | – Yeah! – I know you’re someone I can trust. | |
| [03:23] | You’re ready for what I’ve found … The cause of | |
| [03:27] | – Beach City’s paranormal activity. – Wait. What? | |
| [03:31] | Welcome to my office. Go that way. | |
| [03:35] | Welcome… to the truth. | |
| [03:40] | – Snake people?! – Snake people, or “sneople”, | |
| [03:43] | control our government at the highest level. | |
| [03:47] | Look, the snake represents their hold on our country. | |
| [03:51] | The diamond represents their underground mines or their sharp teeth. | |
| [03:56] | The details aren’t important! | |
| [03:58] | They pit us mammals against each other with elections, sports, | |
| [04:02] | and anime message boards. We spend so much time | |
| [04:06] | fighting over “dubs” or “subs” that we miss the big picture! | |
| [04:11] | – What’s that? – That the world is under their control. | |
| [04:26] | Steven, don’t slam the door! | |
| [04:28] | Amethyst! Pearl! We need to snake-proof the house! | |
| [04:32] | – Why? – To stop the Snake people! | |
| [04:34] | Uh… Snake people?! | |
| [04:37] | What’s so funny about Sneople?! Look at this! | |
| [04:41] | That must be from when we fought those drill parasites on the beach. | |
| [04:44] | – Wha? Well, what about this? – That looks like pieces | |
| [04:49] | – of that red eye that we blew up. – Well, what about this?! | |
| [04:53] | Oh, it’s the flowers from Rose’s moss! | |
| [04:56] | Is all the weird stuff that happens at Beach City because of us? | |
| [05:01] | – Well, yeah, obviously. – I need some air. | |
| [05:06] | – Ronaldo? – Steven! Did you see this crater? | |
| [05:10] | I think the snake people might have left it as a sign. | |
| [05:13] | – Yeah… Uh, Ronaldo? – Yes, Steven? | |
| [05:17] | Are you totally sure about this snake people thing? | |
| [05:21] | – Steven, are you having doubts? – Not really just… doubts. | |
| [05:27] | I found out those weird holes in the cliff were ’cause of | |
| [05:29] | something me and the gems did. | |
| [05:31] | – Well, okay, but those red rocks … – That was us. | |
| [05:34] | – But… the flowers. – Us too. | |
| [05:37] | – But … But the truth! – Maybe the truth | |
| [05:39] | just isn’t what you thought it was. | |
| [05:42] | Sure it is! Don’t get so hung up on these minor facts. | |
| [05:45] | Truth is about more than that. | |
| [05:47] | Truth is a feeling in your gut that you know is true. | |
| [05:50] | Truth is searching for anything that proves you’re right, | |
| [05:53] | no matter how small, and holding on to that, no matter what. | |
| [05:58] | That kind of sounds like the opposite of truth. | |
| [06:02] | Look! The proof! | |
| [06:03] | This cast will show the true face of this conspiracy! | |
| [06:07] | – Oh, huh? – That’s probably from Steven tag. | |
| [06:12] | – What?! – It’s a game where, when I tag one | |
| [06:15] | – of the gems, they … – I’m really not at the center of anything. | |
| [06:21] | I’m nothing. | |
| [06:31] | – What’s wrong, Steven? – I think I broke Ronaldo’s heart. | |
| [06:35] | Oh, Steven. Humans just lead short, boring, | |
| [06:37] | insignificant lives, so they make up stories | |
| [06:41] | to feel like they’re a part of something bigger. | |
| [06:43] | They want to blame all the world’s problems | |
| [06:45] | on some single enemy they can fight instead of | |
| [06:47] | a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone’s control. | |
| [06:51] | It’s sad. And funny! | |
| [06:53] | Don’t feel bad about it, okay? | |
| [06:55] | It’s not like he was ever going to be right. | |
| [07:02] | – Steven? Where are you going? – I’m gonna go fix Ronaldo! | |
| [07:07] | I’ll be back in an hour. | |
| [07:11] | Yo, Ronaldo! | |
| [07:16] | Eh, so… See anything weird lately? | |
| [07:21] | No. Everything’s normal. | |
| [07:27] | Snakemen are real, and we’re puppeting the gov’ment! | |
| [07:45] | Wakey wakey, mister snakey. | |
| [07:48] | Wave forms seem typical for a 12th-Dimensional | |
| [07:52] | being of this size. Arms appear to be… vestigial. | |
| [07:56] | R-Ronaldo? Is that… | |
| [07:58] | one of the monster people you’ve been hunting? | |
| [08:02] | No, no, not monster, Peedee. | |
| [08:05] | Snerson. It’s very scientific! Still… | |
| [08:09] | – Better safe than sorry. – What’s this for? | |
| [08:12] | For me, in case the amphibinoids turn my body | |
| [08:16] | – into a host vessel! – Nooo! | |
| [08:18] | Peedee, Peedee, Peedee! | |
| [08:20] | You got to look at the big picture here! | |
| [08:22] | Something important is finally happening to me! | |
| [08:29] | – Hello. – We know you have our Steven! | |
| [08:33] | Give him up, curly! | |
| [08:37] | You snake people… hiding like cowards in your | |
| [08:42] | false humanoid exteriors! | |
| [08:44] | Steven’s got nothing to do with this! | |
| [08:47] | It’s me you want! Ohh! | |
| [08:59] | You Snonster! | |
| [09:09] | Steven?! | |
| [09:12] | Okay, okay! You’ve forced me to use my | |
| [09:16] | ultimate weapon! Stand back! | |
| [09:18] | Psychic ghost powers… activate! | |
| [09:32] | – Everybody stop! I’m okay! – Nice pants. | |
| [09:37] | Steven, your legs! When did they get to you? | |
| [09:40] | Ronaldo! It’s not real! It was just me… again. | |
| [09:49] | That… makes no sense. | |
| [09:56] | I just wanted to inspire Ronaldo to be weird again. | |
| [10:00] | No! It … It just isn’t that simple! | |
| [10:03] | There’s got to be more to it | |
| [10:05] | – than just… you! – Um… | |
| [10:13] | But there is more! Steven is just uh… | |
| [10:16] | uh… a small piece of the puzzle. | |
| [10:20] | Look at this! I think it’s got to be… um… | |
| [10:23] | – level-8 beings pulling the strings. – Get real, Peedee. | |
| [10:30] | Level-8 beings are a worker society incapable of such organization. | |
| [10:36] | Whoa. Wait a minute! | |
| [10:38] | How did I never see this before?! | |
| [10:45] | I know what the diamond means. | |
| [10:48] | Polymorphic-sentient rocks! | |
| [10:53] | – You sure he’ll be better like that? – Yeah. He’s happy, you know? | |
| [10:58] | – Yeah. – They’re here to hollow out the Earth! | |
| [11:03] | It’s part of the great diamond authority! | |
| [11:05] | They’ll take on any form! | |
| [11:08] | You can read all about it on my blog! | |
| [11:11] | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ |