| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:10] | Oh… Oh | |
| [00:13] | What is this? | 这是什么？ |
| [00:15] | A meatball? Really? | 一个肉丸子吗？真的吗？ |
| [00:20] | It’s always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience | 当着别人的面玩德怀特更有意思 |
| [00:22] | That was usually Pam | 通常是潘 |
| [00:23] | So now that she’s out, I had to find someone else | 现在她既然不在就得找个别人 |
| [00:27] | Turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan | 看来斯坦利是个喜剧的超级粉丝 |
| [00:32] | But not everything makes him laugh. | 但是他可不会随便笑的 |
| [00:35] | He has very specific tastes. | 他的口味很特别 |
| [00:40] | Through a painstaking process of trial and error, I found out what he likes. | 经过屡战屡败的痛苦尝试之后 终于抓住了他的笑点 |
| [00:46] | And it’s really weird | 而且真的是很诡异的笑点 |
| [00:48] | Jim, come on. So juvenile | 吉姆，拜托 太小儿科了吧 |
| [00:52] | What the | －什么… |
| [00:53] | You’ve been meatballed | －你被肉丸子包围了 |
| [00:56] | Are you ready for some meatballs? | 想再来点肉丸子吗？ |
| [00:58] | Oh, man | 哦，天哪！ |
| [01:00] | This is not very clever, Jim | 你少自作聪明了，吉姆 |
| [01:02] | I know Look for your stapler | －我知道 －找你们的订书机看看 |
| [01:09] | Really, Jim? Really? | 真的吗玩，吉姆？真的吗？ |
| [01:13] | Very funny | 很有趣 |
| [01:16] | Okay, good night | 好吧，晚安 |
| [01:30] | What’s the haul? | 囤了多少货啊？ |
| [01:32] | Thirty-two meatballs | 32个肉丸子 |
| [01:33] | Good day | 好日子啊 |
| [01:35] | That idiot’s been feeding us for a week | 那白痴给了我们一周的吃的 |
| [01:37] | We’ll never have to buy meatballs again | 我们再也不需要买肉丸子啦 斯克兰顿 欢迎你 办公室 |
| [02:05] | Dunder Mifflin | 都德米福林 |
| [02:07] | Jessica, hi, how are you? | 杰西卡，嗨，你好吗？ |
| [02:09] | Yay, that’s so great to hear | 哦 真为你高兴 |
| [02:11] | I’m not going to be one of those exes who can’t move on. | 我才不是那种忘不了前任的傻女 |
| [02:14] | They have their life and I have mine | 他们有他们的生活，我也有我自己的 |
| [02:16] | I’m taking an Italian class | 我在上意大利语课 |
| [02:17] | So far, I have learned tortellini spaghettini, linguine. | 目前呢 我学了单词饺子，意大利细面和意大利扁面 |
| [02:23] | Well, it’s not so much a class as a restaurant | 与其说那是课堂吧不如说那是个餐馆 |
| [02:25] | But I do Monday Wednesday, Friday from 7:00 to 9:00 | 不过我只是每周一三五从7点到9点去 |
| [02:28] | I will patch you through right now | 我马上帮你接过去 |
| [02:30] | You sound really pretty today. Okay | 你今天的声音真的好甜，好吧 |
| [02:37] | Jessica, I love you | 杰西卡，我爱你 |
| [02:40] | That’s a message from my mom | 那是我妈妈发来的信息 |
| [02:42] | My parents met Jessica and they completely flipped for her so | 我父母见过了杰西卡 他们对她真是印象超好 所以呢 |
| [02:46] | they gave me this old family ring to use on her | 他们把这个祖传的戒指给我让我拿下她 |
| [02:48] | Pump the brakes, Bernard | 我知道，哇，先刹刹车啊，伯纳德 |
| [02:50] | Too early, I get it I just… You know | 太快了吧，我明白 只不过…你也知道 |
| [02:53] | I’m just carrying it around seeing how it feels. | 我只是一直带在身上，看看感觉如何 |
| [02:55] | I haven’t proposed to anyone in years | 我都好几年没求过婚了 |
| [02:58] | Mom took the main diamond out She thought that had more of a | 妈妈把最大的那颗钻石拿掉了 |
| [03:00] | “my little brother” kind of vibe to it. But | 她觉得那更适合我小弟的范儿但是… |
| [03:04] | Whoa. It’s pretty nice | 看起来真是漂亮 |
| [03:06] | Got a little bit of The Shining vibe, though | 不过呢，有点闪闪晃眼的感觉啊 |
| [03:08] | Who needs a house that size? | 谁要那么大的房子？ |
| [03:09] | Big, stupid, pure chump bait | 胖子 傻子 骗傻子的 |
| [03:12] | I’m selling the house actually. | 其实是我要卖这房子 |
| [03:14] | No, there’s a glare from over here | 不，这边看起来有点反光啊 |
| [03:16] | Oh, wow, that’s magnificent | 真不错啊 |
| [03:18] | It’s mid-recession in a depressed area of a faltering state, | 现在可是个经济不景气区域的中期 |
| [03:22] | and I’ve got the most expensive house on the market. | 我还想卖掉市场上最贵的房子 |
| [03:24] | The 1% are suffering too, people | 降价1%就算是割肉了啊，各位 |
| [03:27] | I bought it to be my Playboy Mansion | 我买来这大宅子是为了专供享乐的 |
| [03:30] | A temple to wine, revelry, sex, intrigue | 简直是美酒，狂欢，性爱，密谋的圣殿呐 |
| [03:34] | This was hot on the heels of Eyes Wide Shut, mind you. | 别忘了，当时《大开眼界》刚播完 |
| [03:38] | Then I met my wife, she moved in, made it her own | 然后我遇见了我太太，她搬了进来，弄成了她自己的 |
| [03:41] | Now she’s left me and forced me to sell the place. | 现在她甩了我逼我卖了这地方 |
| [03:44] | The ultimate insult they’re calling | 终极侮辱，他们把我的舒服聊天室称之为吵闹间 |
| [03:46] | my speakeasy lounge a rumpus room | |
| [03:50] | Does my turmoil amuse you, Jim? | 我这边乱成一团你觉得好笑么，吉姆？ |
| [03:53] | I’m sorry. I thought you were making a joke | 我很抱歉，我还以为你在开玩笑 |
| [03:55] | What could you possibly have found funny in what I said? | 我说的话有哪点好笑了？ |
| [03:59] | What was the joke you thought you heard? | 你听出什么笑点来了？ |
| [04:03] | I guess I thought you were approaching it | 我还以为吧，你那是用调侃的口气苦中作乐呢 |
| [04:05] | with more of a sarcasm than misery | |
| [04:09] | Kind of laughing at your own pain | 那种自嘲的感觉嘛 |
| [04:12] | Sad clown thing | 悲哀的小丑那种调调 |
| [04:13] | Oh, yes. How hilarious it is | 哦，是啊有趣 |
| [04:17] | to laugh at clowns, the painted jesters of a dying circus industry | 对着那垂死的马戏团产业里那画着花脸的滑稽角色 |
| [04:21] | Very funny, Jim. I get it | 很搞笑，吉姆，我懂的 |
| [04:23] | Um, I’m getting reports of a serious outbreak of the “grumpies” in here. | 有人报告说这里的戾气大爆发啊 |
| [04:29] | A beautiful monster cost me my 40s and my dream home | 一个蛇蝎美人毁掉了 我整个40多岁的时光和我梦想的房子 |
| [04:34] | I think I’m entitled to the occasional bad day | 我觉得我完全有资格偶尔发发飙 |
| [04:38] | Well, please tell Susan we all say hi | 请替我们向苏珊打个招呼 |
| [04:41] | Dude, what if since you’re feeling grumpy | 老兄，既然你现在很不爽 |
| [04:44] | we all swing by tonight and check out | 我们今晚都去你家 |
| [04:47] | your indoor pool? Kevin, no | －看看你的室内泳池如何？ －凯文，别 |
| [04:49] | Like some sort of last hurrah? | 怎么，最后的欢愉吗？ |
| [04:51] | Yeah. All of us in the pool saying hurrah. | 是啊 大家都泡在池子里，大叫万岁 |
| [04:55] | Maybe the last one that says hurrah is “it.’ | 也许再玩玩最后一个叫出来的人受罚的游戏 |
| [04:58] | Well, I suppose someone should enjoy the place | 有人得享受下那地方 |
| [05:01] | before I hand it over to the staging experts at RE/MAX tomorrow. | 明天我要把房子交给房产公司的布置专家 |
| [05:05] | Let’s try this | 不如就试试看吧 |
| [05:06] | Everyone, tonight, my house wear a swimsuit | 各位，今晚，都去我家，自带泳衣 |
| [05:09] | Let’s just call it a get-together | 我们就聚一聚 |
| [05:11] | And let’s say no food | 不过不要带食物 |
| [05:14] | Hey, Oscar, was that you who just | 嘿 |
| [05:17] | created a party out of thin air or was it me? | 奥斯卡是你刚刚凭空搞出了个派对还是我？ |
| [05:21] | That was you, Kevin | －是你，凯文 |
| [05:22] | It was me | －是我 |
| [05:24] | You going tonight, kiddo? Because I can give you a lift | 今晚你去吗，孩子？我可以顺便带你去 |
| [05:26] | Oh, I don’t know Meredith, it seems like | 我不知道呢 梅雷迪思 |
| [05:27] | you shouldn’t drive maybe ever | 觉得你不该开车啊 永远都不该 |
| [05:29] | It’s no problem. You live right near me | 没问题的 你就住在我附近啊 |
| [05:31] | How do you know where I live? | 你怎么知道我住哪儿？ |
| [05:33] | Andy followed you home after the Christmas party | 圣诞派对之后跟着你后面回家的 |
| [05:36] | Why? | 为什么？ |
| [05:37] | He wanted to make sure California didn’t put it in you. | 他怕加利福亚会占你便宜 |
| [05:39] | Oh. Come on | 哦，不是吧 |
| [05:45] | Wow. Andy’s such a weird stalker. | 真是个超诡异的跟踪狂 |
| [05:47] | Following me home like that when he has a girlfriend, | 有女友，还那样跟踪我回家 |
| [05:51] | a restraining order | 我该申请个限制令了啊 |
| [05:55] | It is warm | 哦，好暖 |
| [05:57] | It’s almost too warm | 都有点太暖了 |
| [05:59] | I’m feeling 82, 82.5 | 我觉得有82度，82度半 |
| [06:02] | Oh. So close. Eighty-one | 差一点哦 81 |
| [06:04] | Well, we’ll say it’s 82 and it’ll be our secret | 我们就说是82好了，我们的小秘密哦 |
| [06:09] | Hey, late guy | Hey －嘿，迟到的家伙 －嘿 |
| [06:12] | Wow. Just stopping by. Got another party to go to | 顺道来下，我还有个派对要参加 |
| [06:16] | A wife and two kids at home party Oh | 一老婆俩孩子的居家派对 |
| [06:18] | DJ Pam Halpert is spinning some serious Radio Disney tonight. | 混音潘哈尔伯特今晚要放好多迪士尼电台的节目呢 |
| [06:23] | You’re looking at the master of leaving parties early | 你面前站着的是个派对早退大师 |
| [06:26] | The key is you have to make a strong impression | 关键就是你得给大家留下很深的印象 |
| [06:28] | so you want to have a picture taken, you want to say some peculiar | 所以最好拍个照啊 说些特别的话 |
| [06:30] | non sequitur that people remember | 或者无厘头的话让大家记住 |
| [06:32] | you want to note something unique, a talking point for later | 你还得独特一点以备以后聊天的时候有话题 |
| [06:37] | I don’t mean to brag but New Year’s Eve, I was home by 9:00. | 我不想吹牛皮，但是新年前夜，我9点就到家了 |
| [06:41] | Robert, I just wanted to grab you for one second | 罗伯特，跟你说两句吧 |
| [06:43] | This place is amazing by the way. | 这地方真不错啊，顺便说下 |
| [06:45] | You should see the whole thing | 你该整体参观下 那是当然 |
| [06:50] | That’s beautiful. I’m going to e-mail that to you | 真不错 我电邮发给你 |
| [06:51] | I’m just about to give the tour | 我刚准备带大家转一转呢 |
| [06:53] | All right. Well Join us | －好吧 －一起来吧 |
| [06:54] | You must see what you were laughing about. | 你一定要看看你嘲笑的东西是怎样的 |
| [06:59] | Wow | 我会的 |
| [07:04] | Yeah, that’s some pretty serious poolage | 这泳池还真是不错哦 |
| [07:07] | What are you doing? Hmm? | 你在做什么？ |
| [07:09] | Flicking a bug off my weiner. | 把小弟弟上的虫子弹走啊 |
| [07:12] | Gross | 真恶心 |
| [07:13] | I’m getting a drink Do you want anything? | 我去喝一杯，你要吗？ |
| [07:15] | No, I’m good | 不用了 |
| [07:19] | Funny how you can be surrounded by people and still feel so lonely | 真有意思，周围全是人我们还是如此孤独 |
| [07:24] | Hi | Hi －嗨 －嗨 |
| [07:27] | How is everything? How’s your car? | 一切都好吗？你的车怎么样？ |
| [07:30] | It’s great, you know, reliable, great mileage | 挺不错的啊，可靠，里程好 |
| [07:35] | Is that so? | 是不是啊？ |
| [07:36] | How about this weekend we take that sucker to a duck pond or something? | 要不这周末我们带着你那牛车 开进小鸭池塘之类的试一试如何？ |
| [07:41] | Maybe get caught in the rain | 也许再一起淋个雨 |
| [07:44] | Well, I can’t. I’m going skiing with Jessica | 那个，不行啊 我要和杰西卡去滑雪 |
| [07:48] | Couple of dopes on the slopes. | 就是那种一群傻子沿着斜坡瞎开心的 |
| [07:50] | Oh. Like a goodbye trip | 算个告别旅行吧 |
| [07:51] | No. What? | 不 什么？ |
| [07:55] | Hey Hi | －嘿 －嗨 |
| [07:56] | I guess Andy isn’t totally over his current girlfriend. | 我想安迪还没彻底忘掉他现在的女友 |
| [08:00] | But if he was jealous once before | 不过如果他之前嫉妒过 |
| [08:02] | then maybe I can make him jealous again | 我可以让他的醋坛子再翻一次 |
| [08:03] | Just not with Robert | 只是这次不是跟罗伯特 |
| [08:05] | He told me he was a ridel wouldn’t survive and I believe him. | 他跟我说，我跟他的车走肯定活不成，我还挺相信的 |
| [08:10] | Wow. You made it. Yeah. Yeah | －你来了啊 －嗯，是的 |
| [08:12] | Uh-oh. Look at this Red plastic cup, red plastic cup. | 哎呦 瞧瞧啊 红塑料杯 红色的塑料杯 |
| [08:18] | How about that? | 巧不巧啊？ |
| [08:19] | You know, you are just as dumb at night | 知道吗，你晚上也还是蠢兮兮的 |
| [08:22] | Mmm | |
| [08:24] | There is… This would be no problem | 那个…这不成问题 我可以潜泳 不换气 |
| [08:28] | No! Show me. All right | －不！展示一下吧 －好吧 |
| [08:29] | Dive in from here right now. Okay. | －潜下去啊 －等一下，等一下 好的 |
| [08:34] | Hey, Dwight Snoot What you doing? Wait, relaxing. Scram | 嗨，德怀特傻瓜，你在做什么？ |
| [08:38] | God | －我在放松呢，走开 －天呢 |
| [08:40] | Hey, Stanley, what happened to my pants? | 嗨，斯坦利，我的裤子呢？ |
| [08:44] | I moved them. Pants only need a chair if there’s a person in them | 我挪了下 如果裤子穿在人身上就只需要一把椅子 |
| [08:55] | Come on, don’t you want to play? | 拜托，你不想玩吗？ |
| [08:57] | Oh, really? Yeah. | －真的吗？ －嗯 |
| [08:58] | You want to play you little hick? | 你想玩儿吗，你个小村姑？ |
| [09:02] | Dwight | 德怀特！ |
| [09:03] | Awesome – Dwight! | －太棒了！ －德怀特！ |
| [09:07] | Here we have the parlor. | 这里是客厅 |
| [09:09] | Would set down their coats | 我想象大家会褪去衣衫 |
| [09:12] | and symbolically their inhibitions. | 也就是放下他们的束缚 |
| [09:15] | This was the gateway | 这就是入口 |
| [09:17] | You enter this room a lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, a judge, | 进来之前你是个律师，医生，老师，法官 |
| [09:22] | but beyond it you are simply a penis a vagina, a hunger, an ache | 但是赤条条之时，你就只 不过是阴茎，阴道，饥渴，痛楚 |
| [09:28] | Susan used it as a Pilates studio | 苏珊把它当做普拉提瑜珈室 |
| [09:30] | Holy cow | 我的娘呀 |
| [09:32] | My wine collection | 我的红酒收藏 |
| [09:34] | How many bottles? Three hundred? | 多少瓶？ 300？ |
| [09:35] | About 1,200. | 大概1200 瓶 |
| [09:37] | What the hell grab a bottle. | 管他呢，拿一瓶 |
| [09:39] | Less inventory for the lawyers | 律师就少存点东西了 |
| [09:41] | Toby, ChÉteau Margaux, ’95 | 托比，玛格酒庄95年的 |
| [09:43] | You know your wine | 你很懂红酒啊 |
| [09:44] | Well. And you have a | 嗯，你拿的是… 对哦，另一个酒庄的 |
| [09:51] | Robert, you are too kind | 罗伯特，你人真太好了 |
| [09:53] | Oh Too kind doesn’t begin to cover it. | 太好了这个词还不足以形容 |
| [09:55] | With ammunition like this, we are in for quite a night you and me | 有这样的弹药，在一个安静的夜晚，你和我 |
| [09:58] | And Gabey makes three | 加上盖比就三个人啦 |
| [10:01] | Robert, thank you. Thank you for this, thank you for all this | 罗伯特，谢谢你，谢谢这一切 |
| [10:04] | This night’s been magical | －这一晚魔幻一般 |
| [10:05] | Jim, come see this next room | －吉姆，再看看下一间 |
| [10:06] | especially would like it | 我觉得你会特别喜欢 |
| [10:08] | Really? Why? I don’t know | －真的吗？为什么？ －我不知道 |
| [10:10] | Maybe not. Just come | 也许也不会，来就是了 |
| [10:20] | Do you regret attacking me now, hick? | 现在后悔攻击我了吧，村姑 |
| [10:22] | Huh? Dwight. Stop it. I was flirting with you | 德怀特，停下 我跟你调情呢 |
| [10:25] | I was trying to use you to make Andy jealous | 我只想利用你让安迪嫉妒 |
| [10:28] | I’m not going to help you | 我才不会帮你 |
| [10:29] | Why would you choose me? Because I’m mighty? | 你为什么选我？因为我是万能的吗？ |
| [10:31] | Because I’m the manliest man in the office? I’ll do it! | 因为我是办公室里最爷儿们的吗？我帮你 |
| [10:40] | Stop. You stop | －住手，不，你住手 －你住手 不，你住手 |
| [10:41] | No, you stop. | No, you stop |
| [10:44] | Is he looking? You can stop | 他在看吗？你可以收手了 |
| [10:47] | Okay, you can stop No, no, no he’s not looking. | －好，你可以收手了 －不，不，不 他没在看 |
| [10:49] | You can actually stop | 你真的可以别演了 |
| [10:50] | Whoa, you guys | 各位 |
| [10:51] | I just found this insane engagement ring | 我找到了个好离谱的订婚戒指 |
| [10:54] | Is anyone missing this? | －是谁丢的吗？ |
| [10:55] | The main stone’s missing | －主钻已经不见了 |
| [10:57] | It looks pretty great to me | 我不知道，我觉得很不错啊 |
| [11:01] | I pictured myself here every night | 我想像自己每晚在这里啃羊腿 |
| [11:04] | eating a leg of mutton, the juices | |
| [11:06] | dripping down my bare chest, wiping my fingers on the walls | 汁液顺着我光光的胸脯往下淌 我就随意在墙上抹我的手指 |
| [11:11] | Then I met the vegan | 后来我遇上个吃素的 |
| [11:13] | Good night. To the kitchen | －晚安 －敬厨房 |
| [11:15] | To the kitchen | To the kitchen －敬厨房 －敬厨房 |
| [11:18] | To the kitchen | 敬厨房 |
| [11:21] | Onward – Toby | －继续参观 －托比 |
| [11:23] | what’s compelling about this is the note of persimmon | 我觉得最赞的是里面有柿子的香气 |
| [11:26] | Right? Note? | －对吧？ －一点点对？ |
| [11:28] | It’s a symphony Okay. | －是主调好吗 －好吧 |
| [11:30] | You have to join my wine tasting club. | 你得加入我的品酒会 乐意之至 |
| [11:34] | Toby, you are playing a dangerous game | 托比，你这是要走上不归路啊 |
| [11:38] | I guess I’m through the gateway now though, right? | 我看我是迈过那放纵的关口了，对吧？ |
| [11:45] | You know | 知道吗 |
| [11:47] | I don’t think I’ve ever been in this exact angle before. | 我之前都没想过自己会从这个角度看你 |
| [11:50] | I’m scared of firsts but I like it. | 一开始我有点怕怕但是我很喜欢 |
| [11:53] | You guys got to try this pool. | 你们得试试这泳池 |
| [11:55] | No top scum, no Band-Aids this thing is choice. | 没有浮沫，没有创口贴，这地方真好 |
| [11:59] | You in? | 你去吗？ |
| [12:01] | Yeah. Sure, sure I’ll be right in | 嗯 好啊，好啊，我马上来 |
| [12:03] | I’ve been working out | 我一直在锻炼 |
| [12:05] | but the problem is, I’ve been building muscle underneath | 但是问题是我锻炼的都是下面的肌肉 |
| [12:09] | and that top layer hasn’t burned off yet | 上面的部还都是赘肉 |
| [12:13] | Awkward stage | 尴尬的阶段啊 |
| [12:16] | Mmm | |
| [12:17] | So good. Now take a chip and crush it into my face | 真好啊 现在拿一薯片 在我脸上压碎 |
| [12:21] | and rub the grease around Do it. Yeah, rub it in. | 把油四处摩擦 来吧 摩擦，真爽 |
| [12:24] | Yeah That’s so good | －耶 －太好了 |
| [12:26] | Andy’s not even looking | 安迪都没在看 |
| [12:28] | eating is a dead end Damn it. | －我觉得性感地吃东西也不行 －我靠 |
| [12:32] | What is the most romantic possible thing? | 最浪漫的事情会是什么呢？ |
| [12:37] | We can get some chicken fights going in the pool. | 我们可以在池子里玩背小鸡比赛 |
| [12:39] | Dwight, that’s just That’s really perfect | 德怀特，这主意…简直完美 |
| [12:42] | Thank you. Yes Yes! | －谢谢你，来吧 －好了！ |
| [12:47] | You’re in my lane | 你挡我的道儿了！ |
| [12:50] | Andy | 安迪 |
| [12:52] | Dwight and I challenge you and Jess to a chicken fight. | 德怀特和我要挑战你跟杰西我们玩背小鸡游戏 |
| [12:54] | Winner take all | 赢家可有面子了 |
| [12:55] | Chicken fight | 背小鸡大战！ |
| [12:56] | No, thanks Dang it! | －不要，谢了 －该死！ |
| [12:57] | What the heck already | 你到底想怎样？ |
| [12:59] | Cathy, chicken fight | 凯茜，背小鸡比赛！ |
| [13:01] | Okay, yeah, who’s going to be my partner? Where’s Jim? | 好啊，谁来做我搭档呢？吉姆呢？ |
| [13:04] | I’m right here | 我在这里 |
| [13:12] | Come on, Cath | 来吧，凯茜 |
| [13:15] | Yes | 好的！ |
| [13:17] | Whoo | 好的！ |
| [13:18] | Dwight, our chemistry is really clicking We work so well together | 德怀特，我们可真来电啊 我们配合好默契 |
| [13:21] | I know. I could just bang you right now | 我知道啊 恨不得现在就把你给办了 |
| [13:26] | He’s not looking. Hey | 他没在看啊 嘿！ |
| [13:29] | I had two bears sewn together to make this king size. | 做这个国王尺码，我把两张熊皮缝在了一起 |
| [13:33] | Total waste of two bears | 完全浪费了两头熊 |
| [13:37] | To both these bears | 敬这两头熊 |
| [13:38] | To both these bears – Bears. | －敬这两头熊 －熊 |
| [13:41] | To both these bears | 敬这两头熊 |
| [13:45] | When I put in the screening room I bought three movies | 我装修影音室的时候，我买了三部电影 |
| [13:48] | Caligula, Last Tango in Paris and Emmanuelle 2. | 《罗马帝国艳情史》 |
| [13:54] | Mwa | 《巴黎最后的探戈》《艾曼妞2》 |
| [13:56] | The last two movies I actually watched in here were | 我在这里看的最后两部电影居然是 |
| [14:00] | Marley & Me and On Golden * Pond. | 《马利和我》和《金色池塘》 |
| [14:04] | I mean, it’s clearly meant for watching erotic cinema | 我本来这地方明显就是用来看色情的电影的 |
| [14:06] | Yeah. We could watch some right now, if you want. | 你愿意，我们现在就可以看啊 |
| [14:09] | I’ve got a Korean film on my iPod. | 我的iPod的上现在就有部韩国的 |
| [14:12] | If you want to just… If you have the cables | 你可以就…如果你有数据线的话 |
| [14:17] | Kelly, that’s a crazy ring you found | 凯丽，那就是你找到的疯狂钻戒 |
| [14:19] | Yeah. Thanks, I’m really glad that I found it | 谢了，真高兴被我发现了 |
| [14:21] | I can’t believe you’re wearing it | 不是吧，你都戴上了啊 你不迷信啊？ |
| [14:22] | Are you not superstitious at all? | |
| [14:24] | Of course I’m superstitious, what are you talking about? | 嘘 我当然迷信了，你说什么呢？ |
| [14:27] | Ring of a failed marriage might have some sinister energy, right? | 失败婚姻的戒指 可以会带来邪恶的力量啊 对吧？ |
| [14:31] | Am I just being silly? | 我这是犯傻吗？ |
| [14:32] | I don’t think you’re being silly | 我觉得这可不是闹着玩的 |
| [14:34] | Oh, God | 天啊 |
| [14:35] | You know what? I can just sell it | 这样吧，我帮你卖掉，钱存在派对基金里好了 |
| [14:36] | and put the money in the party fund. | |
| [14:38] | Oh | |
| [14:39] | Then another woman will get it, we can’t allow that | 那会有别的女人拿到的啊，这可不行 |
| [14:41] | We have to destroy it | 我们得毁了它 |
| [14:42] | Come on. Let’s chicken fight those two | 来吧，我们跟他俩比一比 |
| [14:50] | How was that? Okay, watch my toes | －怎么样？ －好吧，看我的脚趾头 |
| [14:54] | Hey, Val, want a beer? | 要喝啤酒吗？ |
| [14:57] | It might taste better than that pool water you’ve been drinking | 应该比喝池子里的水舒服 |
| [14:59] | No, I’m good. Thank you | 不用了，谢了 |
| [15:01] | Cool | Cool. －好吧 －好 |
| [15:04] | Does Darryl not swim? | 达里尔不会游泳？ |
| [15:06] | That’s racist. I don’t know | 真是种族歧视，我不知道 |
| [15:09] | but I would say by looking at him, no, Darryl does not swim | 不过看看他那样子我觉达里尔不会游泳 |
| [15:14] | That’s all right That’s all right! We got this | 好！好！好！我们能行的 |
| [15:17] | Yeah | －是的！ －是的！ Yeah |
| [15:21] | Maybe we should take a little break Dwight, we’ve got this. | －也许我们得休息下 －德怀特，我们来处理 |
| [15:24] | I promise. I will not leave your shoulders no matter what | 我发誓，不管发生什么我都不会离开你的肩膀 |
| [15:27] | Okay | 好吧 |
| [15:29] | One more? Yeah. Great | －再来一局？ |
| [15:35] | Mush! Mush! Mush | －好，太好了 |
| [15:38] | Come on Go | －拜托！ －来吧！ |
| [15:42] | Here we go | 卯上了 |
| [15:45] | Yay | 好！ |
| [15:46] | Whoa Wow. | |
| [15:48] | I cannot believe you’re still on. I can’t believe it either | －真不敢相信，你还没掉下去啊 －我也觉得很吃惊啊 |
| [15:51] | I’ve got this! | 我没问题的！ |
| [16:08] | Erin, did we win? | 俄琳，我们赢了吗？ |
| [16:12] | Sure. Sure, we did | 当然 当然，我们赢了 |
| [16:15] | You’re lying. We didn’t win | 你在撒谎，我们没赢 |
| [16:17] | Hey, hey, hey, Dwight It’s okay! Just rest. Just rest. | 嘿 嘿 德怀特 无所谓了 休息 你休息下 |
| [16:20] | You’ve broken up your last couple, you evil ring. | 你拆散了之前的一对 你个邪恶的戒指 |
| [16:23] | Do it | 烧吧 |
| [16:26] | We’re in the pool Shove it, Angela. | 这是泳池好吗 闭嘴，安吉拉 |
| [16:30] | Same old party same old people, am I right? | 还是这种派对 一样的人参加 是不是？ |
| [16:33] | Reminds me of Phyllis’ birthday | 让我想起了菲莉丝的生日 |
| [16:35] | Ooh. Do not remind me of Phyllis’ birthday I know. | －别跟我提菲莉丝的生日 －我知道 |
| [16:38] | But boy, that Erin, she sure is a ripe little tiger, isn’t she? | 不过，天哪，那个俄琳啊 |
| [16:42] | Meow! | 她真是个风韵十足的小老虎啊 对吧？ |
| [16:45] | And to think I always thought of her as a second Meredith | 想起来 我一直觉得她是第二个 |
| [16:49] | Respectfully, I don’t want us walking into | 无意冒犯啊 |
| [16:51] | a similar Angela kind of situation Mmm. | 我不想我们再次陷入 安吉拉类似的状况 |
| [16:54] | So I just want to make sure that you are completely | 所以我得确保你是完全百分百的 |
| [16:56] | 100% done with Erin | 不爱俄琳了 |
| [17:00] | Last I checked I’m with Jessica and I like to get my mongo on | 我现在呢还是在跟杰西卡一起 我还没想换老婆 |
| [17:07] | It’s monogamy for my hog and me | 我可是支持一夫一妻制的 |
| [17:09] | Not what I asked We’re done | －我都问你了 －我们没戏 |
| [17:10] | Erin and I are over. Okay | －俄琳和我结束了 －好 |
| [17:12] | So then you won’t mind if tonight I just go crazy on her? | 所以，如果我今晚对她 有了疯狂的举动你不会在意了吗？ |
| [17:16] | Just go nuts… | 我会很疯的… |
| [17:19] | With sex | 还是要性 |
| [17:21] | Have at it | 就在这边 |
| [17:22] | Or take it slow, whatever you guys work out | 慢慢来最好，看你们的造化了啊 |
| [17:29] | You’re an idiot | 你是个白痴 |
| [17:45] | Cannonball | 大炮来了！ |
| [17:52] | Let’s do this | 我们来吧 |
| [18:00] | Oh | |
| [18:01] | So I kind of stepped on this I think it’s yours. | 我踩到这个了，我想是你的 |
| [18:04] | Yeah | 嗯 |
| [18:06] | Oh. Wow | |
| [18:08] | How did you know it was mine? | 你怎么知道是我的？ |
| [18:10] | The Bernard family seal, duh | 伯纳德家的封印啊，还用说吗 |
| [18:13] | Duh | 是不用说 |
| [18:18] | Sorry if your special night was ruined | 抱歉毁了你特别的夜晚 |
| [18:21] | Oh, whoa, whoa, no it’s not a special night | 没有，哪里是什么特别的夜晚啊 |
| [18:26] | Oh, you weren’t going to do it? | 你不打算求婚？ |
| [18:29] | Honestly, Erin, I don’t know what I’m doing | 说真的，俄琳，我都不知道自己在干什么 我就… 我不知道 |
| [18:40] | Thank you | 谢谢 |
| [18:46] | Andy’s confused | 安迪很困惑 |
| [18:48] | That’s not what I was hoping for. But it’s not so bad either | 我没指望他会这样不过这样也不赖 他迷糊着，我也能接受 我就是个迷迷糊糊的人 |
| [18:56] | And, of course the pool. | 当然了，还有这泳池 |
| [19:00] | Ultimate lubricant for any wild evening | 疯狂夜晚的终极润滑剂 |
| [19:04] | It was here that my parties would have crescendoed into true madness | 就在这里，我的派对会升华成为真正的疯狂 |
| [19:11] | To madness | 敬疯狂 |
| [19:12] | Madness. To madness | －疯狂 －敬疯狂 |
| [19:14] | To madness | 敬疯狂！ |
| [19:19] | Hey, I think you parked my car in | 嘿，我觉得你把我的车堵在里面了 |
| [19:21] | Is there any way you can move your van? | 你能挪下你的卡车吗？ |
| [19:23] | Hey, I’m sorry When I got here, I put my keys in a bowl | 对不起 我来这里之后，把钥匙放碗里了 |
| [19:25] | Are you serious? | 不是玩笑吧？ |
| [19:26] | Robert, I want you to know I’m here to rock with you as late as you want | 罗伯特，告诉你吧，今晚你想多疯我都奉陪 |
| [19:30] | And that goes double for me | 我也是如此双倍奉陪 |
| [19:32] | I’ll stay even later than you’d like | 我会比你呆得更晚 |
| [19:45] | Toby, I am Bacchus god of wine. | 托比，我是巴克斯，酒神 |
| [19:47] | And I am Bacchus’ friend | 我是巴克斯的朋友！ |
| [19:54] | Gentlemen, bear witness while I’ve been | 先生们，见证人们 |
| [19:57] | mourning the nights that never were | 在我哀悼我从未有过的美好夜晚之时 |
| [19:59] | one of them has been unfolding here before me | 你们的疯狂就这样铺陈在了我面前 |
| [20:08] | This is no get-together | 这才不是什么聚一聚 |
| [20:11] | This is a party | 这是个派对 什么 不！ 好耶 －什么？ －好耶！ |
| [20:26] | Yes | 好啊！ 好啊 好耶 |
| [20:34] | And there’s my talking point | 这就是我要的话题 算了 |
| [20:59] | Yes, that’s it. Push yourselves, boys | 对了，就似乎这样 别束缚自己，孩子们 |
| [21:02] | It’s not a party if you don’t do something that scares you | 这算哪门子派对啊 如果你不做什么吓人的事 我要呼吸新鲜空气 |
| [21:14] | You two keep going | 你们继续 |
| [21:17] | Hey, he’s asleep. We can just leave | 嘿，他睡着了 我们走吧 |
| [21:20] | So leave | 那你走吧 |