| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:01] | No, no, no | no, no, no, no |
| [00:04] | No, no, no, no | no, no, no, no. |
| [00:07] | No | |
| [00:08] | Okay, fine | |
| [00:10] | Ryan, is something the matter? Yeah | |
| [00:14] | Smokey’s dead | |
| [00:16] | Smokey the Bear? | |
| [00:18] | Smokey Robinson, Pam | |
| [00:20] | He died like an hour ago | |
| [00:21] | I guess I’m the first to know | |
| [00:23] | Wow, that’s terrible I really liked him. | |
| [00:25] | Oh, you liked him? That’s nice. | |
| [00:27] | Did you like when he changed the course of American music like, two or three times? | |
| [00:31] | Did you like that Tracks of My Tears | |
| [00:33] | is maybe the last true love song ever written? | |
| [00:35] | I’m glad you like him, Jim | |
| [00:37] | devastated right now | |
| [00:39] | Well, I second that emotion. Huh? | |
| [00:42] | I know a few of his songs, but what were his big ones? | |
| [00:44] | Oh, God, Nellie. What wasn’t his? | |
| [00:47] | Tracks of My Tears. | |
| [00:49] | Yeah | |
| [00:50] | God, so many, Nellie | |
| [00:52] | No, no, no | |
| [00:53] | Tracks of My Tears and what else? | |
| [00:55] | What are some more? What’s one more? | |
| [00:59] | Okay, I’m not I’m not playing this game, Pam. Not today | |
| [01:02] | I don’t think you love Smokey Robinson. | |
| [01:04] | All of this to prove how deep you are about music | |
| [01:07] | Okay, I’m sorry that I’m not a fan of Jason Mraz or the Beatles. | |
| [01:11] | You don’t like the Beatles? | |
| [01:12] | That’s not the point | |
| [01:13] | Eleanor Rigby? Paperback Writer? | |
| [01:15] | You always think you have time to see these legends before they go. | |
| [01:18] | What was I so busy doing? | |
| [01:19] | It says here the Smokey Robinson dead thing is a hoax | |
| [01:22] | It’s on CNN as of two minutes ago. | |
| [01:26] | Okay, well That’s a relief | |
| [01:29] | Wow, look at that | |
| [01:30] | Says he’s actually playing State College | |
| [01:32] | That’s only three hours away | |
| [01:34] | Oh, my God, Ryan that’s perfect. | |
| [01:36] | You have to go | |
| [01:38] | Tickets are 250 bucks. | |
| [01:40] | $250 is nothing to the world’s biggest Smokey Robinson fan | |
| [01:45] | Yeah | |
| [01:47] | Who’s opening? Paul Anka | |
| [01:49] | Paul Anka? | |
| [01:51] | How can they make the Smoke Man play with someone like that? | |
| [01:56] | Okay, you could just show up late, though | |
| [01:58] | How much is parking like, 30 bucks? | |
| [01:59] | That’s not what Smokey would have wanted | |
| [02:01] | Does want | |
| [02:03] | Tears of a Clown. Don’t call me a clown, Pam | |
| [02:05] | You’re better than that | |
| [02:34] | Looking good, RC | |
| [02:37] | I feel like I’m being strangled | |
| [02:38] | like I’m at some erotic asphyxiation sex club over on I-84. | |
| [02:43] | The Red Room, say or Dominick’s | |
| [02:45] | Robert, the Senator was going to wear dark brown tonight. | |
| [02:50] | I’m sure it’ll be fine | |
| [02:51] | My husband is sponsoring a fundraiser tonight for local dog shelters | |
| [02:55] | Robert California bought two tables for everyone here | |
| [02:59] | These people were lucky to get seats | |
| [03:00] | because it is going to be a who’s who of the northern 22nd district | |
| [03:08] | but there is a distinct chance that we’re all about to be killed | |
| [03:11] | Well, as long as you don’t want to alarm people | |
| [03:12] | What’s going on? There’s a disgruntled ex-employee | |
| [03:15] | sitting in his car in the parking lot | |
| [03:17] | Oh, that’s Andy. He’s just hanging out | |
| [03:18] | That’s how workplace tragedies always begin | |
| [03:21] | A middle-aged white male “hanging out.” | |
| [03:23] | Call the cops | |
| [03:25] | Dwight, I don’t think he’s going to hurt anybody | |
| [03:26] | How do you know? I mean, why do you think he’s there? | |
| [03:28] | What kind of weapon he has | |
| [03:30] | Could be a knife could be a gun. | |
| [03:32] | Could be a series of guns, all lined up to shoot parallel | |
| [03:35] | I’m going up to the roof. | |
| [03:36] | I’m going to bring my gym bag just in case | |
| [03:41] | Everybody told me if I moved to America I’d be murdered. | |
| [03:51] | Hey | Hey |
| [03:53] | Just wanted to say hi and hear you say everything’s normal | |
| [03:56] | Maybe videotape you saying that so that everyone upstairs can see? | |
| [04:00] | We think you might kill Robert | |
| [04:02] | What? | |
| [04:03] | Because he fired you, which means apparently you’re living in your car now. | |
| [04:07] | Guys, everything is fine. | |
| [04:09] | I’m just here to pick up Erin. We’re going to the fundraiser | |
| [04:11] | Great. That sounds good | |
| [04:13] | Wait, what? | |
| [04:14] | You’re going to the fundraiser tonight? | |
| [04:16] | That’s going to be weird | |
| [04:17] | Why would that be weird? | |
| [04:19] | It’s going to be super weird. | |
| [04:20] | He just fired you last week | |
| [04:22] | Andy’s just coming as my date | |
| [04:24] | Hey, I hear you I hope you’re right | |
| [04:26] | It just seems like it’s going to be really, really weird | |
| [04:31] | Come in. | |
| [04:35] | You really redid Andy’s office, huh? | |
| [04:37] | Yes, cut out the clutter. | |
| [04:38] | Very simple, very minimal | |
| [04:41] | I need you to sign these. We got a shipment going out | |
| [04:43] | How are things in the warehouse? | |
| [04:46] | You could go downstairs and ask them. | |
| [04:48] | The warehouse isn’t downstairs | |
| [04:52] | Is it? | |
| [04:55] | Who knew, right? | |
| [04:58] | I… | |
| [05:00] | Tonight could be the night that Darryl and I | |
| [05:03] | go from casual work friends to actual good friends. | |
| [05:08] | The only thing standing in our way is the contempt he seems to feel for me | |
| [05:16] | Robert, the Senator and I wanted to stop by. | |
| [05:18] | Hello. Robert. Robert, how are you? | |
| [05:19] | And say hello – Hello. | |
| [05:21] | Did anyone order a blast from the past with a side order of sexy? | |
| [05:25] | Hi, Andy Oh, man, this is weird | |
| [05:27] | Andrew Oh | |
| [05:29] | Want to shake my hand, huh? | |
| [05:32] | Because I want to shake your body | |
| [05:39] | Where. Where do I look? | |
| [05:40] | It’s been so long since I did one of these things | |
| [05:43] | Okay, all right | |
| [05:45] | What’s the question? How am I doing? Umm | |
| [05:48] | Great | |
| [05:52] | So, how’s the talent? | |
| [05:54] | Grey suit over there is sending a signal. | |
| [05:57] | Downstairs is receiving | |
| [06:01] | Is that Gabe? | |
| [06:03] | Ladies | |
| [06:05] | How come you look so decent all of a sudden? | |
| [06:07] | Yeah, normally you look so stricken | |
| [06:10] | Well, I’m embarrassed | |
| [06:11] | I had to give up my hair gel | |
| [06:13] | because it was giving me this angry rash on my scalp | |
| [06:16] | And I just gave up on this low-protein diet | |
| [06:18] | that I was doing for eight years, so | |
| [06:21] | Ladies seem to like it, plus I’m getting, like, half as many bladder infections | |
| [06:25] | Wow Yeah. | |
| [06:27] | Wow You ladies look very pretty as well | |
| [06:29] | Thanks Why is it that things are | |
| [06:32] | their most beautiful in the autumn of their lives? | |
| [06:37] | You had to say that | |
| [06:38] | Sorry. Sorry. Thanks | |
| [06:40] | Yeah | |
| [06:41] | Creed, I just bid $20 on six jujitsu lessons | |
| [06:46] | No one’s raping this guy | |
| [06:48] | Well, I don’t want to get raped | |
| [06:50] | No, it was my idea to not be raped Oh, well. | |
| [06:53] | Wait, you think that jujitsu classes cost $22? | |
| [06:56] | If you’re going to play guess the price | |
| [06:57] | you might as well try and be halfway accurate | |
| [06:59] | $180 | |
| [07:00] | Whoa | |
| [07:02] | Dwight, I don’t think you understand. | |
| [07:03] | You guess the price you win the prize | |
| [07:05] | Have you never been to a Quaker fair before? | |
| [07:10] | God | |
| [07:11] | So, Dwight doesn’t understand silent auctions. | |
| [07:17] | Guy in the office. Huh? | |
| [07:21] | Because up until now we didn’t have one | |
| [07:24] | What haven’t I been doing? | |
| [07:26] | Gosh, just today I was working on this rock opera that I’m writing | |
| [07:28] | although it feels more like I’m receiving it than writing it | |
| [07:31] | Wow, that’s exciting | |
| [07:34] | But until you firm up the idea, you might want to keep it between us | |
| [07:36] | The hero lives in this dystopian future | |
| [07:39] | and he flies around in a spaceship that’s shaped like a treble clef. | |
| [07:44] | And he has to sing his heart out to destroy all evil | |
| [07:47] | Sounds like you’re doing all right. | |
| [07:48] | A little better than all right, actually. | |
| [07:51] | Really good | |
| [07:53] | Have you thought about getting into photography? | |
| [07:54] | Are you kidding me? ‘Cause I’m way into it | |
| [07:56] | What are you taking pictures of? | |
| [07:58] | Children? Yes | |
| [07:59] | Homeless people? Yes | |
| [08:01] | ‘Cause in a way they’re more real | |
| [08:02] | …than the rest of us! The rest of us | |
| [08:04] | This guy’s having a breakdown | |
| [08:07] | You know, Oscar, I really had no idea that you were so passionate about animals. | |
| [08:10] | My dog, Gerald is my life. Really? | |
| [08:12] | Well, if you want to get involved, call me | |
| [08:14] | This is my cell | |
| [08:16] | I’m more likely to pick up at night, say | |
| [08:21] | after 9:00 | |
| [08:24] | Excuse me | |
| [08:26] | This confirms three things | |
| [08:28] | I’m right about the Senator, I still got it and poor Angela. | |
| [08:33] | Got the flowers. | |
| [08:35] | That piece is so predictable | |
| [08:37] | Daffodils in spring I wonder what’s next | |
| [08:39] | mistletoe at Christmas? | |
| [08:41] | Yeah | |
| [08:42] | Oh! It says, “You’re welcome to take this home.’ | |
| [08:45] | Oh | |
| [08:47] | Sweetie, you don’t want that Even in your house, it’s a little much. | |
| [08:52] | Have you ever been to our house? | |
| [08:53] | Not exactly, but I know the Flats | |
| [08:57] | I’m going to say what everyone is afraid to say | |
| [09:00] | Phyllis is a bully | |
| [09:02] | A big, beautiful bully | |
| [09:05] | And she is not getting that centerpiece | |
| [09:08] | Step in right away and start | |
| [09:10] | Bobby, Bobbo | |
| [09:12] | You’re a rock opera guy, right? | |
| [09:13] | You like rock operas Well | |
| [09:15] | You’ve got to check out this thing I’m working on | |
| [09:17] | It’s really cool | |
| [09:18] | There’s this character Thomas Oregon | |
| [09:19] | and he wants to destroy all the guitars in the world | |
| [09:22] | because he realizes that music is the one thing he can’t control | |
| [09:29] | So, Thomas Oregon is an evil figure | |
| [09:32] | Evil | |
| [09:34] | Although he’s humanized at the end | |
| [09:36] | because he weeps uncontrollably and pees in his pants. | |
| [09:40] | And the hero who is that based on? | |
| [09:42] | Me, I guess | |
| [09:45] | We’re flying so high we’re cracking the sky | |
| [09:48] | Going to fly out of this dome My girlfriend and I | |
| [09:55] | Hey, jabroni, show some class | |
| [09:58] | She’s right, Andy You’re being a jabroni | |
| [10:00] | You’re being a Thomas Oregon | |
| [10:02] | Andrew | |
| [10:05] | I think this may have been a bad idea. | |
| [10:08] | Why don’t you let me pay for you and Erin | |
| [10:11] | to go out to a great romantic dinner tonight? | |
| [10:14] | Don’t need you to pay for me. I’m doing just fine, thank you. | |
| [10:16] | Why don’t you quit harshing our mellow? | |
| [10:20] | Andy, you should leave | |
| [10:22] | Now | |
| [10:25] | Excuse me | |
| [10:26] | I would like to purchase two seats at another table, please. | |
| [10:30] | I’m sorry. The tables are sold as complete units. | |
| [10:32] | Then I’ll take a table | |
| [10:34] | Okay | |
| [10:35] | And a high five | |
| [10:38] | Let’s do that again | |
| [10:43] | Well, I just give a dollar to every charity | |
| [10:45] | That way, you get all the mail, all the calendars. | |
| [10:47] | You can’t believe how much you get just for a buck | |
| [10:50] | It’s also nice to know you’re making a difference | |
| [10:53] | Jim and I give to the Red Cross | |
| [10:55] | Are you sure you ought to be giving? | |
| [10:56] | I mean, with your financial situation | |
| [10:59] | Excuse me? | |
| [11:02] | You ladies are as tangy as the salad dressing over there. I love it. | |
| [11:07] | Oh, yes indeed | |
| [11:10] | When | |
| [11:12] | Whoa | Whoa, whoa, whoa |
| [11:14] | Forgot a few salads | |
| [11:21] | When | |
| [11:29] | I stumbled into a very dramatic situation | |
| [11:34] | Here, let me move this so you can see him. | |
| [11:37] | Pam | |
| [11:39] | Pam. Yeah | |
| [11:41] | Angela’s husband just hit on me. | |
| [11:44] | Oh, my God I know. | |
| [11:46] | Wait, what? Come on | |
| [11:47] | We were talking about animals | |
| [11:51] | He gives me his cell phone number | |
| [11:52] | He was just dying for me to have it. | |
| [11:54] | Okay, Oscar, I’m not saying you’re not dreamy because you are | |
| [11:57] | but isn’t it possible that he was just schmoozing a voter? | |
| [12:00] | Well, if you would have seen the look he gave me | |
| [12:03] | He wanted to rock more than just my vote | |
| [12:05] | Okay | |
| [12:06] | What was this look? | |
| [12:10] | Whoa | |
| [12:11] | What happened? Did he do it? Are you | |
| [12:13] | Twice. For real? | |
| [12:15] | Okay, guys. Not every glance means something, all right? | |
| [12:17] | Life isn’t Downton Abbey. | |
| [12:18] | Life is Downton Abbey. | |
| [12:20] | Here’s what I’m going to do | |
| [12:21] | I’m going to go over there I’m going to talk to him | |
| [12:22] | And I guarantee you he gives out his cell phone to everybody | |
| [12:34] | How much do you guys charge for one full-year gym membership? | |
| [12:39] | Thank you | |
| [12:44] | It’s $475 | |
| [12:47] | Like candy from a baby | |
| [12:54] | That’s the third time you’ve asked me about my strategy | |
| [12:57] | It’s called “Guess the Price, ‘ strategy’s in the name. | |
| [13:00] | Simplest game since “Touch the Rock.” | |
| [13:03] | Three-time champion | |
| [13:05] | Almost four, but I touched the wood | |
| [13:10] | Hey | |
| [13:13] | David Wallace? Andy Bernard? | |
| [13:15] | Hey, how are you? How you doing? I’m great. | |
| [13:17] | How are you doing? Are you still with Dunder Mifflin? | |
| [13:19] | No, got canned last week | |
| [13:21] | Oh. I’m sorry to hear that. | |
| [13:22] | No, best thing that ever happened to me | |
| [13:24] | That’s the attitude to have. | |
| [13:25] | You know what? When I got canned I was lost, right? | |
| [13:28] | I poured myself into this ridiculous vacuum for toys called Suck It. | |
| [13:32] | Yikes. Yeah, exactly, right? | |
| [13:34] | Then suddenly out of nowhere | |
| [13:35] | the US Military bought the patent from me for $20 million | |
| [13:40] | Point is, forget those guys | |
| [13:41] | Okay? Move on | |
| [13:44] | Good to see you, Andy | |
| [13:50] | Call me a lay man, but I wish there was some real food here | |
| [13:54] | You know like hamburgers | |
| [13:58] | or Oreos, or a pizza pie, or | |
| [14:02] | What’s another food that we like? Tacos | |
| [14:05] | What I wouldn’t give for a big mess of tacos | |
| [14:10] | Tacos. Right now | |
| [14:12] | some tacos. | |
| [14:13] | Brilliant | |
| [14:15] | If you loan me some money | |
| [14:16] | Yes, I can do that | |
| [14:19] | For two tacos we probably need about | |
| [14:24] | what, $20? Or $25? 20 | |
| [14:28] | 30. $30 | |
| [14:29] | Yes, yes | |
| [14:32] | I’ve never eaten a taco | |
| [14:33] | I’m not entirely sure what they are. | |
| [14:35] | As long as they’re not slimy, and please, God, don’t let them have eyes | |
| [14:44] | So? Boom | |
| [14:48] | This is interesting | |
| [14:50] | Mm-hmm What is interesting? | |
| [14:52] | He gives his cell out to everybody | |
| [14:55] | Or you proved that he thinks you’re gay | |
| [14:57] | He doesn’t think Jim is gay. | |
| [14:58] | A gay man would not leave the house wearing those shoes | |
| [15:00] | A gay man wouldn’t leave the store wearing those shoes | |
| [15:03] | Hey, you bought me these shoes. | |
| [15:06] | Wait a second where’s the centerpiece? | |
| [15:07] | So I threw it in the garbage. | |
| [15:10] | Really, Phyllis? You didn’t just put it in your car? | |
| [15:12] | Nope | |
| [15:14] | Which garbage? It’s not there anymore. | |
| [15:16] | A man emptied the garbage into a bigger garbage | |
| [15:18] | and then I heard someone say they were locking the garbage | |
| [15:21] | You are out of control, Phyllis | |
| [15:23] | Come on, sweetie. We both knew how this was gonna end | |
| [15:30] | Before we bring out our guest of honor tonight, | |
| [15:32] | we are very proud to introduce a great philanthropist, and a great guy, | |
| [15:38] | Robert California. | |
| [15:45] | Thank you. | |
| [15:46] | Why do we love dogs? | |
| [15:49] | Want me to tell you why? | |
| [15:51] | There is no answer. | |
| [15:53] | Our love for them confounds reason. | |
| [15:57] | Do you believe this guy? | |
| [15:58] | The State Senator Robert Lipton loves dogs. | |
| [16:02] | He asked me if I loved dogs. | |
| [16:05] | You know what I said? | |
| [16:07] | Yes. | |
| [16:09] | Not a joke. That, that was not even a joke | |
| [16:12] | Bella here was a therapy dog for 10 years. | |
| [16:16] | When her owner passed away, she came to this organization for placement. | |
| [16:20] | But people don’t often adopt older dogs. | |
| [16:24] | So Bella and 11 heroes like her | |
| [16:29] | are being cared for by our generous volunteers | |
| [16:33] | because, frankly, nobody else will. | |
| [16:39] | Of those dogs | |
| [16:42] | Andy, that’s very kind, but… | |
| [16:44] | No, no, no This guy can talk and talk all he wants | |
| [16:48] | but it’s not that complicated. | |
| [16:49] | Andy, why don’t we discuss this… No, no, no. It’s about | |
| [16:52] | being there for someone after it’s become inconvenient for them to be around | |
| [16:57] | Hello, everyone. I’m Andy Bernard | |
| [16:59] | and I am going to take that bitch home. | |
| [17:05] | That is a female dog reference. | |
| [17:08] | This bitch understands loyalty | |
| [17:10] | Sassy human reference | |
| [17:12] | Thank you. I will take Bella | |
| [17:15] | Aw | |
| [17:16] | And every single one of her friends | |
| [17:18] | Oh, God | |
| [17:22] | This way | |
| [17:23] | Hope you all learned something Okay. | |
| [17:28] | Huey’s going to need his medication once every 90 minutes. | |
| [17:31] | You can administer it orally, but he’s going to puke it up | |
| [17:33] | So other end’s best | |
| [17:34] | Don’t split up Daisy and Mojo because Daisy will start to… | |
| [17:38] | I was going to say bark but it’s more of a scream | |
| [17:41] | I’m so ready to love all of these animals | |
| [17:44] | This one’s even bonding with me already. | |
| [17:46] | A therapy dog. | |
| [17:48] | He apparently thinks you’re in some kind of emotional crisis. | |
| [17:53] | Stupid dog | |
| [17:54] | If you would like to talk about this some more, my door is always open | |
| [17:58] | So here’s my office number and my cell number. | |
| [18:01] | Thank you. Okay | |
| [18:03] | Well, it looks like he really did just want | |
| [18:05] | to talk about the issues I’m sorry, Oscar | |
| [18:07] | No, sorry about what? There’s nothing to be sorry about here. | |
| [18:10] | No, I’m certainly not disappointed that Angela’s husband wasn’t hitting on me | |
| [18:15] | I’d have to be a monster to root for that | |
| [18:17] | A lonely, aging monster | |
| [18:21] | Tacos were on sale | |
| [18:23] | Eight for $3 | |
| [18:26] | Oh, great | |
| [18:29] | Okay | |
| [18:30] | Oh. Oh. Oh | |
| [18:32] | These tacos | |
| [18:34] | Mm-hmm Mmm | |
| [18:37] | Uh. | |
| [18:45] | Mmm | |
| [18:47] | Mmm. Oh | |
| [18:50] | Huh | |
| [18:52] | Mmm | |
| [18:54] | Well, that’s hit the spot | |
| [18:56] | Um | |
| [18:58] | Very savory | |
| [19:00] | What do you do with the crispy holder? | |
| [19:02] | Here, let’s try this again | |
| [19:04] | Here, don’t put your finger in | |
| [19:06] | Yeah, just hold it like that. Hold it to the side | |
| [19:07] | Right Hold it to the side | |
| [19:09] | Lean it to the side. Look at me, like this | |
| [19:12] | She’s trying | |
| [19:15] | The winner of the three-day trip to the Skytop Lodge | |
| [19:18] | is Dwight Schrute! | |
| [19:20] | Yes | |
| [19:25] | The year-long membership to Scranton Bikram Yoga is… | |
| [19:30] | Dwight Schrute! | |
| [19:31] | Oh, yes | |
| [19:34] | Yeah | |
| [19:36] | A one hour appointment with the “Kissing Magician” goes to Dwight Schrute. | |
| [19:42] | Oh, yeah | |
| [19:46] | Well, I think I can save us all some time. | |
| [19:50] | Dwight Schrute has won every single item here. | |
| [19:54] | Thank you very much | |
| [19:55] | All I had to do was look up the prices, idiots. Suck it | |
| [19:59] | Well, Dwight, yes, you certainly are a record breaker. | |
| [20:03] | Your donation is the largest we’ve ever received | |
| [20:07] | at over $34,000. | |
| [20:17] | Speech | |
| [20:20] | Come on. Speech, speech | |
| [20:36] | Thank you. | |
| [20:39] | Wow, I can’t tell you | |
| [20:43] | what an honor it is to support this | |
| [20:47] | thing. | |
| [20:49] | And obviously that amount of money is no concern to me whatsoever. | |
| [20:56] | But I want to ask you something. | |
| [20:58] | When did it become all about the money? | |
| [21:03] | When did it become about the flower arrangements? | |
| [21:08] | And the white wine spritzers? | |
| [21:10] | Hmm? | |
| [21:11] | And all the dinner rolls? | |
| [21:13] | You people should be ashamed of yourselves. | |
| [21:15] | How many courses did we have tonight? | |
| [21:18] | Two? Three, maybe? | |
| [21:20] | If you chose the pudding. | |
| [21:22] | These tables tarted up like Victorian whores. | |
| [21:27] | Let’s remember we are all here | |
| [21:32] | for the dog society. | |
| [21:34] | He’s what’s important, whatever his name is. | |
| [21:37] | Not any of this. | |
| [21:39] | So that is going to be my donation to you. | |
| [21:43] | Thank you and good night. | |
| [21:45] | Whoa | |
| [21:47] | Uh | |
| [21:53] | Oscar. Nice to see you again | |
| [21:55] | It was lovely | It was lovely |
| [21:57] | And don’t forget to call. Okay | |
| [22:02] | Thanks so much for coming | |
| [22:04] | Why does this always happen to me? Ahh! | |
| [22:08] | I just feel so bad for Angela | |
| [22:12] | Apparently, there were some silly rumors going around tonight | |
| [22:15] | We are very much in love | |
| [22:18] | Very much in love | |
| [22:22] | So it just goes on under here like this? | |
| [22:25] | That’s right | |
| [22:26] | Oh, God. Yeah, you never get used to that. | |
| [22:28] | Hey, just wanted to check in to see how you’re doing. | |
| [22:33] | He’s great. We’re all great | |
| [22:35] | Twelve dogs | |
| [22:36] | This is my life now I’m a dog nurse | |
| [22:39] | Look at that one, though. He’s smiling | |
| [22:41] | Yeah, he should be It’s his first day without a muzzle | |
| [22:45] | This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. | |
| [22:48] | Absolutely, it’s Yes | |
| [22:50] | Awesome. I’m sorry | |
| [22:51] | Are you guys nuts? | |
| [22:53] | He’s not doing great | |
| [22:54] | He was fired | |
| [22:56] | This is terrible | |
| [22:57] | This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to you | |
| [23:01] | Not the best | |
| [23:08] | You’re right | |
| [23:10] | He’s right. I am a mess | |
| [23:12] | This whole night I’ve been trying to convince you guys that I’m fine. | |
| [23:14] | I guess I thought that if I could convince you that I’m fine, maybe | |
| [23:18] | Maybe you would think it, too. | |
| [23:24] | I’m sorry, it’s just, I | |
| [23:28] | in a lot of human conversations, so | |
| [23:31] | Okay. Well, Andy, listen it’s okay if you don’t feel totally settled. | |
| [23:34] | This is all very fresh | |
| [23:36] | Yeah, I mean, admitting that you need help is the first step. | |
| [23:38] | Yes, and also focusing on the positive. | |
| [23:42] | Like, I got a lot of good things going on. | |
| [23:44] | Yeah, like that rock opera. | |
| [23:47] | You could always do that, right? | |
| [23:48] | Yeah, I do. I have that | |
| [23:51] | Yeah | |
| [23:52] | You’re going to be all right | |
| [23:53] | No. No, he’s not | |
| [23:56] | Yes, I am | |
| [23:57] | Thank you, Kev You’re welcome | |
| [24:00] | Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. | |
| [24:04] | And by sometimes I mean all times. | |
| [24:08] | All the times | |
| [24:10] | Every of the time | |
| [24:15] | So, some of us ended up adopting those elderly dogs | |
| [24:17] | It’s been great | |
| [24:18] | Pepper’s been getting me out of the house Going on runs | |
| [24:21] | My dog Ruby doesn’t do anything | |
| [24:24] | She just lays there all day | |
| [24:26] | She’s so chill | |
| [24:28] | What do you feed her? | |
| [24:29] | Well, I put out Pro Bow Wow but she barely touches it | |
| [24:32] | She’s so dainty | |
| [24:34] | Is she sick? | |
| [24:35] | How are her poops? | |
| [24:37] | Doesn’t really poop | |
| [24:38] | It’s perfect | |
| [24:39] | Nothing to pick up | |
| [24:41] | She just kind of lies there all day like a good girl. | |
| [24:46] | But I have to prop her eyes open so she can see it. | |
| [24:49] | Does she smell? | |
| [24:50] | She smells horrible | |
| [24:52] | It’s unbelievable | |
| [24:53] | But I don’t want to put her in the bath | |
| [24:56] | ‘Cause I’m afraid that she’ll drown | |
| [25:00] | People seem awful interested in you, Ruby | |
| [25:03] | Guess they’re just jealous, right? | |
| [25:06] | Yeah, that a girl | |
| [25:08] | That a girl | |
| [25:09] | Man, that stinks |