| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:20] | God. | 天啊 |
| [00:25] | Dr. Wexler. | 韦克斯勒医生 |
| [00:27] | I hope I didn’t wake you. | 但愿我没吵醒你 |
| [00:30] | No, no, not at all. | 不 没有 完全没有 |
| [00:33] | – What is up? – Uh… | -怎么了 -呃… |
| [00:34] | I’ve got good news and less good news. | 我有一个好消息和一个不太好的消息 |
| [00:38] | Okay. | 好吧 |
| [00:39] | Let’s start with the less good news. | 先说不太好的消息吧 |
| [00:42] | Pick again. | 再选一次 |
| [00:44] | The good news. | 好消息 |
| [00:46] | The good news is you don’t have to worry about cancer. | 好消息是你不用担心癌症 |
| [00:49] | Great! | 太好了 |
| [00:51] | Oh, that’s, uh… that’s great! | 这…这太好了 |
| [00:54] | Thanks, Doc. | 谢谢 医生 |
| [00:55] | Uh, and the less good news? | 不太好的消息呢 |
| [00:58] | We did find a couple of slow-moving cancer cells in the biopsy. | 我们在活检中的确发现了部分扩散缓慢的癌细胞 |
| [01:06] | Wait. So I do have prostate cancer? | 等等 那我的确得了前列腺癌吗 |
| [01:09] | Technically, yes. | 严格地说 是的 |
| [01:11] | But you don’t have to worry about it. | 但你不用担心 |
| [01:13] | I mean, we gotta keep our eye on it, but frankly, at your age, | 我们确实需要关注它 但老实说 在你这个年纪 |
| [01:16] | somethin’ else in your body | 你体内的其它问题 |
| [01:17] | is gonna kill you before your prostate does. | 会先于前列腺癌了结你 |
| [01:20] | I’m confused. | 我糊涂了 |
| [01:22] | Is this a cause for celebration? | 这值得庆祝吗 |
| [01:24] | Well, it’s a little early in the morning, | 在早上还是早了点 |
| [01:25] | but sure, maybe a mimosa. | 但没问题 或许可以喝杯含羞草鸡尾酒 |
| [01:28] | Yeah, baby! | 太棒了 |
| [01:29] | – What? – What? | -什么 -什么 |
| [01:33] | Hang on, Doc. | 先别挂 医生 |
| [01:35] | Norman, can I call you back? | 诺曼 我能待会儿打给你吗 |
| [01:37] | I… I think I made a mistake throwing Phoebe out. | 我想我把菲比赶走是个错误 |
| [01:39] | No, you didn’t. Listen, | 不 你做得对 听着 |
| [01:40] | I finally got the urologist on the other line. | 我终于接到泌尿科医生的电话了 |
| [01:42] | Wexler? | 韦克斯勒 |
| [01:43] | Tell him I hope he gets his index finger caught in a wood chipper. | 告诉他我希望他的食指被碎木机切断 |
| [01:46] | Will do. | 好的 |
| [01:47] | Listen, I’m… I’m really worried. | 听着 我真的很担心 |
| [01:50] | Just hang on. | 先别挂 |
| [01:53] | Sorry. So what do I do about the constant peeing? | 抱歉 那我该怎么解决尿频的问题呢 |
| [01:56] | It’s still me. | 还是我 |
| [01:58] | Oh, shit. | 该死的 |
| [02:00] | What do I do about the constant peeing? | 我该怎么解决尿频的问题呢 |
| [02:02] | Well, I’ll write you up a prescription | 我会给你写个处方 |
| [02:05] | for an alpha-blocker that’ll increase the flow. | 开点阿尔法神经阻断剂来增加尿量 |
| [02:07] | That sounds good. Side effects? | 听起来不错 有副作用吗 |
| [02:10] | Well, the one that most guys complain about | 大多数人抱怨的问题叫做 |
| [02:12] | is called retrograde ejaculation. | 逆行射精 |
| [02:16] | Which is… | 意思是 |
| [02:17] | When you orgasm, instead of the sperm comin’ out of your penis, | 高潮时 精子不会从你的阴茎出来 |
| [02:21] | it shoots back into your bladder. | 而是射入膀胱 |
| [02:24] | You’re fucking kidding me. | 开什么玩笑 |
| [02:26] | I shit you not. | 没开玩笑 |
| [02:27] | But it’s no big deal. | 但这没什么 |
| [02:28] | It makes for a nice tidy blow job. | 这使口交很干净 |
| [02:31] | Jeez, I don’t know. I mean, the mess is half the fun. | 天啊 我不明白 一半乐趣就是弄脏 |
| [02:35] | Suit yourself. | 随你便 |
| [02:36] | – Ah. Screw it. Call it in to my pharmacy. – Yeah. | -该死 让药房给我开吧 -好 |
| [02:39] | Yeah, I’ll call it in for you. Have a nice day. | 我会让药房给你开 祝你愉快 |
| [02:42] | “Have a nice day?” You just told me I’ve got cancer. | “祝我愉快” 你刚告诉我得了癌 |
| [02:44] | Yeah, but you’ve got the nice kind. Bye-bye! | 对 但你得的是好的那种 再见 |
| [02:54] | Well, you just can’t sit around here and worry. | 你不能只是坐在这儿担心 |
| [02:57] | Sure I can. I’m actually very good at it. | 当然可以 实际上 我很擅长这样 |
| [03:00] | Maybe you should think about going back to work. | 或许你该考虑回去工作 |
| [03:03] | It’s better that I worry there? | 我在这儿担心不是更好吗 |
| [03:08] | You know, I sat holding my phone for 20 minutes. | 我握着手机干坐了二十分钟 |
| [03:11] | – I’m sorry. I… I just forgot. – Yeah? | -抱歉 我忘了 -是吗 |
| [03:13] | Well, that happens at your age. | 你这个年纪是会发生这种事 |
| [03:15] | What did Wexler say? | 韦克斯勒说了什么 |
| [03:17] | He said I’m, uh… fine. | 他说我没事 |
| [03:19] | Clean bill of health. | 很健康 |
| [03:21] | More importantly, what do you wanna do about Phoebe? | 更重要的是 你打算怎么处理菲比的事 |
| [03:24] | Well, now Eileen’s suggesting | 艾琳建议我应该 |
| [03:26] | that I give it some time. Maybe go back to work. | 等些时间 或许回去工作 |
| [03:29] | Eileen? | 艾琳 |
| [03:30] | Oh, Norman, Norman, you’re just… You’re… | 诺曼 诺曼 你… |
| [03:32] | you’re freakin’ me out. | 你把我吓坏了 |
| [03:33] | I like to believe she’s still looking after me. | 我愿意相信她还在照看我 |
| [03:35] | What’s the harm in that? | 有什么坏处吗 |
| [03:38] | – I guess there isn’t any. – Your daughter told me | -我猜没有 -你女儿告诉我 |
| [03:40] | she hears you in the bathroom talking to your genitals. | 她听见你在卫生间里和你的生殖器说话 |
| [03:43] | So which one of us is crazy? | 那我们当中谁疯了 |
| [03:44] | Okay! All right! Okay! I’m… I’m not judging! | 好吧 好吧 好吧 我不是在评判 |
| [03:49] | When was the last time you were in the office? | 你上次去办公室是什么时候 |
| [03:54] | It’s gotta be… two years. | 应该是…两年前 |
| [03:56] | Two years! | 两年 |
| [03:57] | No wonder I don’t get any auditions! | 难怪我没有得到任何试镜 |
| [03:59] | Hey, I still submit you for everything. | 我仍会替你申请一切试镜机会 |
| [04:01] | You don’t work because you’re a renowned acting coach | 你没工作因为你是著名的表演指导 |
| [04:04] | and you intimidate other actors. | 而且你把其他演员吓到了 |
| [04:06] | That is such bullshit. | 胡说八道 |
| [04:08] | Honest to God. | 向上帝发誓 |
| [04:09] | I hear it from casting directors all the time. | 我总是听到选角导演们这么说 |
| [04:11] | Really? | 真的吗 |
| [04:12] | Why would I lie about something like that? | 为什么我要对这种事情说谎 |
| [04:14] | Okay. Well, thanks. | 好吧 谢谢 |
| [04:16] | You’re welcome. Are we still on for dinner tonight? | 不客气 我们今晚还一起吃晚餐吧 |
| [04:19] | – Sure. – Okay. | -当然 -好 |
| [04:20] | Bye. | 再见 |
| [04:23] | God bless him, I think he bought it. | 上帝保佑 我觉得他信了 |
| [04:25] | Lying bald-headed fuck. | 该死的光头骗子 |
| [04:33] | Slow-moving cancer? | 扩散缓慢的癌症 |
| [04:35] | Show me a guy with slow-moving cancer. | 给我看个有扩散缓慢癌症的人 |
| [04:38] | I’ll show you a guy with cancer. | 我会给你看个得了癌的人 |
| [04:42] | Look at these people. | 看看这些人 |
| [04:45] | Happy, clueless. | 幸福 无忧无虑 |
| [04:46] | Taking their assholes for granted. | 认为一切都是理所当然的 |
| [04:53] | Here’s my future. | 这就是我的未来 |
| [04:56] | Except I’ll be alone | 只不过我会孤身一人 |
| [04:57] | and have to pay some poor Haitian lady to push the wheelchair | 还得付钱给某个贫穷的海地女士来推轮椅 |
| [05:00] | and change my diaper. | 换尿布 |
| [05:31] | Come on. Let’s go. | 来吧 我们走 |
| [05:35] | Oh, okay. | 好 |
| [05:45] | Hey, Min. | 嗨 明 |
| [05:45] | Hey, you have a class in five minutes. Where are you? | 嗨 你五分钟后有节课 你在哪 |
| [05:48] | Oh, shit. I totally spaced. | 该死 我完全忘了 |
| [05:51] | Can you cover that for me? | 你能帮我顶一下吗 |
| [05:52] | – I guess, sure. Are you okay? – Yeah, I’m fine. | -应该可以 你还好吗 -我还好 |
| [05:55] | I just lost track of time. | 就是忘了时间 |
| [05:58] | Did you get your biopsy results? | 你拿到了活检的结果吗 |
| [06:00] | Oh, yeah, yeah. Everything is… | 嗯 嗯 一切都… |
| [06:03] | good, not to worry. | 很好 不用担心 |
| [06:05] | For real? | 真的吗 |
| [06:05] | He’s staring at us. | 他一直盯着我们 |
| [06:07] | For real. | 真的 |
| [06:10] | – Oh, for God’s sakes. – What? | -天啊 -什么 |
| [06:14] | This woman in the playground, she thinks I’m a pedophile. | 游乐场有个女人觉得我是恋童癖 |
| [06:18] | What? | 什么 |
| [06:19] | I’ve gotta go. Thanks for covering for me. | 我得走了 谢谢你帮我顶课 |
| [06:23] | Excuse me, ladies! | 不好意思 女士们 |
| [06:25] | I’m not a pervert. | 我不是变态 |
| [06:26] | I’m an actor. | 我是名演员 |
| [06:51] | Mr. Newlander! | 纽兰德先生 |
| [06:53] | – Hello, Carol. – I didn’t know you were coming in. | -你好 卡罗尔 -我不知道你要来 |
| [06:56] | Yeah, neither did I. | 我也是 |
| [06:58] | I’m so sorry for your loss. | 节哀顺变 |
| [07:00] | Thank you, dear. | 谢谢 亲爱的 |
| [07:03] | He’s here. | 他来了 |
| [07:07] | – Mr. Newlander. – Hi. | -纽兰德先生 -你好 |
| [07:09] | – Hi, Mr. Newlander. – Morning. | -你好 纽兰德先生 -早上好 |
| [07:16] | – Hello, Mr. Newlander. – Good morning. | -你好 纽兰德先生 -早上好 |
| [07:20] | Hello. | 你好 |
| [07:25] | Hi, Mr. Newlander. | 你好 纽兰德先生 |
| [07:28] | Great to have you back, Norman. | 你能回来真好 诺曼 |
| [07:30] | Thank you. Thank you. | 谢谢 谢谢 |
| [07:32] | Hello, sir. | 你好 先生 |
| [07:35] | Oh! Norman! It’s so good to see you. | 诺曼 见到你真好 |
| [07:38] | I am so sorry for you loss. | 节哀顺变 |
| [07:40] | Nice to see you. | 很高兴见到你 |
| [07:42] | – Hi, Mr. Newlander. – Hi. Hi. | -你好 纽兰德先生 -你好 你好 |
| [07:46] | Hi, Mr. Newlander. | 你好 纽兰德先生 |
| [07:48] | – Ladies. – Oh, hi. | -女士们 -你好 |
| [07:51] | Norman! | 诺曼 |
| [07:52] | – Hi, Jeanine. – Come here. | -你好 珍宁 -过来 |
| [07:55] | Oh, we’re hugging! | 我们在抱抱 |
| [07:58] | I didn’t expect to see you so soon. | 我没想到这么快又见到你了 |
| [07:59] | I thought you’d take some more time. | 我以为你会需要更多时间 |
| [08:01] | No, it’s better I go back to work. | 不 我回来工作会更好 |
| [08:03] | Well, sure. I understand that. Keep your mind active. | 当然 我能理解 保持头脑活跃 |
| [08:06] | Exactly. | 当然 |
| [08:08] | My grandpa does the New York Times crossword puzzle every day. | 我爷爷每天都会做《纽约时报》上的填字游戏 |
| [08:12] | Sounds like a terrific guy. | 听起来是个很棒的人 |
| [08:14] | He also takes a salsa class. | 他还参加了一个萨尔萨舞班 |
| [08:15] | Wow, great. Uh, do me a favor. | 太棒了 帮我个忙 |
| [08:18] | – Anything! – Let’s ask all the senior agents | -尽管说 -让所有资深经纪人 |
| [08:20] | to meet me in the conference room in ten minutes. | 十分钟后在会议室见我 |
| [08:22] | You got it. | 没问题 |
| [08:24] | – Earl Grey, little honey? – Yeah, please. | -伯爵茶 加少量蜂蜜 -嗯 谢谢 |
| [08:29] | I am so delighted that you’re back. | 我很高兴你回来了 |
| [08:32] | Give it time. The feeling will pass. | 给点时间 这种感觉会过去的 |
| [08:46] | The first time I saw my stepmother’s pussy was in a magazine. | 我第一次看见我继母的私处是在杂志上 |
| [08:49] | It was right in the crease. There was a staple on it. | 就在折痕处 上面有个订书钉 |
| [08:53] | Sherilynn was a Penthouse “Pet of the Month,” | 雪莉是《阁楼》的”月度爱宠” |
| [08:56] | and a heroin addict. | 也是海洛因成瘾者 |
| [08:59] | My dad wanted me to call her “Mommy.” | 我爸爸想要我叫她”妈咪” |
| [09:01] | – Can you believe… – Sh! | -你相信吗 -嘘 |
| [09:02] | I remember it was my ninth birthday. | 我记得那是我九岁生日 |
| [09:05] | He took us to Universal Studios. | 他带我们去环球影城 |
| [09:07] | It was a great day. | 那天很棒 |
| [09:09] | We went on the Wild West ride, The A-Team ride. | 我们玩了荒野西部 天龙特工队 |
| [09:12] | We had pizza and ice cream. | 吃了披萨和冰淇淋 |
| [09:16] | But the highlight of the day | 但那天最精彩的 |
| [09:17] | was when we went on a tram ride | 是我们坐电车时 |
| [09:19] | and the shark from Jaws came bursting out of the water! | 《大白鲨》里的鲨鱼从水里冲出来 |
| [09:24] | Sherilynn screamed… | 雪莉尖叫 |
| [09:27] | and emptied her bladder all over my stuffed Woody Woodpecker. | 然后尿在了我的木质啄木鸟玩偶上 |
| [09:32] | What’s happening? | 发生了什么 |
| [09:33] | Sandy’s MIA. She’s doin’ her one-woman show. | 桑迪失踪了 她在表演独角戏 |
| [09:39] | Now, you’d think that would’ve been the end of our excursion, | 现在 你会认为我们的旅行会就此结束 |
| [09:42] | but Sherilynn was the type of woman | 但雪莉是那种无论去哪儿 |
| [09:44] | who always had spare panties with her wherever she went. | 总会随身携带备用内裤的女人 |
| [09:49] | Now, file this under information you don’t need or want, | 接下来的信息可能会引起不适 |
| [09:52] | but she sold the dirty ones to Japanese businessmen. | 但她把脏了的那条内裤卖给了日本商人 |
| [09:57] | Which is why Sandy Kominsky | 这就是为什么桑迪·柯明斯基有 |
| [10:00] | has an export license for bio-waste. | 生物废弃物出口许可证 |
| [10:08] | Wow, these are beautiful. Thank you. | 真漂亮 谢谢 |
| [10:10] | Yeah. A little Mexican lady on the freeway off-ramp was selling ’em. | 一个墨西哥小姑娘在高速公路口卖的 |
| [10:14] | I also got you a bag of oranges in the car. | 车里还有一袋给你买的橘子 |
| [10:17] | Very thoughtful. Thank you. Want some coffee? | 真体贴 谢谢 喝咖啡吗 |
| [10:20] | Uh, no, thanks. I got a long drive back, | 不 谢谢 我回去得开很长一段路 |
| [10:23] | and, you know, I got this… | 你知道的 我有点… |
| [10:24] | Oh, yeah, I know. | 我懂了 |
| [10:26] | How, uh… how is that, by the way? | 顺便问下 怎么样了 |
| [10:28] | Great. The doc says I’m gonna be fine. | 很好 医生说我没事 |
| [10:30] | No surgery. Maybe some meds. | 不需要手术 吃点药就行 |
| [10:34] | Nothing to worry about. | 没什么好担心的 |
| [10:35] | That’s wonderful. Oh! What a relief, Sandy. Great. | 真好 如释重负 桑迪 太棒了 |
| [10:38] | Yeah, tell me about it. | 可不是吗 |
| [10:42] | So… | 那么 |
| [10:45] | So… | 那么 |
| [10:48] | You said you wanted to talk. You drove all the way out here. | 你说想要谈谈 你开了这么久到这里 |
| [10:51] | It’s… it’s your move, buddy. | 说吧 伙计 |
| [10:53] | Okay, right. My move. Um… | 好吧 我来说 |
| [10:56] | Okay, here it is. | 好 是这样的 |
| [10:59] | I think you and I are really good together | 我认为我们俩在一起很好 |
| [11:01] | and that we should consider taking this relationship… | 我们应该考虑让这个关系 |
| [11:05] | uh, to another level. | 更进一步 |
| [11:07] | I see. | 我懂了 |
| [11:09] | So, uh… so, we would go from being friends to, uh… to what? | 那我们应该从朋友发展成…什么 |
| [11:14] | Friends with benefits? | 炮友吗 |
| [11:15] | No, I hate that term. | 不 我讨厌这个词 |
| [11:17] | Let’s say lovers. | 爱人怎么样 |
| [11:18] | No! Please, no, let’s not. | 不 拜托 不要这样 |
| [11:20] | – Why? What’s wrong with “Lovers”? – I don’t know. | -为什么 “爱人”怎么了 -我不知道 |
| [11:22] | It’s just… it’s like | 这…这像是 |
| [11:23] | it’s from another decade, uh, maybe century. | 十年前 或许上个世纪的说法 |
| [11:26] | I happen to think it’s a fine word. | 我倒觉得这个词很好 |
| [11:28] | Okay, all right. Well, forgetting for the moment what we call it, | 好吧 别管我们怎么称呼了 |
| [11:33] | can I ask what caused this change of heart? | 我能问问什么导致想法改变的吗 |
| [11:35] | – What do you mean? – Don’t be coy. | -什么意思 -别害羞 |
| [11:37] | Come on. You’ve been playin’ it pretty cool there, mister, | 拜托 你之前一直表现得很潇洒 先生 |
| [11:40] | and now, all of a sudden, | 而现在 忽然间 |
| [11:41] | I’m gettin’ flowers and oranges from my “Lover.” | 我的”爱人”又是送花又是送橘子 |
| [11:44] | – All right. I… I hear it now. – Yeah? Okay, good. | -好吧 我明白了 -好 |
| [11:47] | Look, it’s pretty simple. | 这很简单 |
| [11:49] | Between Eileen dying and my… my recent health scare, | 艾琳的离世和我最近的健康问题 |
| [11:54] | my perspective has changed, regarding my feelings towards you. | 导致我改变了想法 以及我对你的感觉 |
| [12:01] | You have got some big, brass balls. | 你胆子真大 |
| [12:03] | – In a good way? – No. | -是好事吗 -不 |
| [12:06] | No. You’re not here ’cause you’re crazy about me. | 不 你来这里不是因为你爱我爱得疯狂 |
| [12:08] | You’re here ’cause you don’t wanna walk the green mile all by yourself. | 你在这儿 因为你不想像《绿里奇迹》里一样孤独终老 |
| [12:08] | 改编自史蒂芬·金同名小说的悬疑电影 讲述年老的保罗在老人院中回忆自己在死牢当主管的故事 | |
| [12:11] | The green mile? | 《绿里奇迹》 |
| [12:12] | Yeah. You know, Tom Hanks, | 对 汤姆·汉克斯主演 |
| [12:13] | the big guy with the mouse. You know what I mean. | 还有那个大嘴巴的高个子 你知道我说的什么意思 |
| [12:15] | Hang on. I did say we were good together. | 等等 我的确说过我们一起挺好的 |
| [12:18] | – Oh, hot, yeah. – And you and I both know | -对 -而你和我都知道 |
| [12:20] | that being crazy about someone doesn’t last. | 爱得疯狂是持续不了的 |
| [12:23] | It’s just happy brain juice | 这只是你大脑的幸福感 |
| [12:24] | that tricks you into not getting a prenup. Twice. | 误导你不签婚前协议 两次 |
| [12:28] | Ouch. | 真惨 |
| [12:29] | I mean, are you crazy about me? | 你爱我爱得疯狂吗 |
| [12:33] | You amuse me. | 你给我带来欢乐 |
| [12:34] | I’ll take it. | 那就够了 |
| [12:39] | Listen… | 听着 |
| [12:42] | I’m a big fan of the crazy stuff, but at the end of the day, | 我渴望爱得疯狂 但在最后一刻 |
| [12:46] | I would rather be with somebody that I truly really like. | 我想和真正喜欢的人在一起 |
| [12:53] | God damn it. | 该死 |
| [12:56] | Come on. | 来吧 |
| [13:01] | I am probably gonna regret this. | 我很可能会后悔 |
| [13:03] | There’s a 50-50 chance that nothing will happen, so maybe not. | 有百分之五十的可能性什么都不会发生 所以可能不用后悔 |
| [13:08] | If my daughter calls, pull me out of the meeting, | 如果我女儿打电话 不管我是在开会 |
| [13:11] | pull me out of the toilet, | 还是在上厕所 |
| [13:12] | – pull me out of anywhere. – Got it. How’s she doing, by the way? | -都叫我出来 -好 顺便问下 她最近怎样 |
| [13:16] | You saw her at the funeral? | 你在葬礼上看见她了吗 |
| [13:17] | I did. Sorry. Stupid question. | 看见了 抱歉 这个问题太蠢了 |
| [13:23] | Look at that. | 看看 |
| [13:25] | No one talks to each other anymore. | 没人聊天了 |
| [13:29] | They’re talking. | 他们在聊 |
| [13:30] | Just to people who are elsewhere. | 只是在和别的地方的人聊 |
| [13:32] | That’s not talking. Talking is with your voice, | 那不是聊天 聊天需要发出声音 |
| [13:35] | eye contact, body language, maybe a gesture, touch. | 眼神交流 肢体语言 或许还有手势和触碰 |
| [13:39] | Oh, there’s no touching these days. Don’t touch anybody. | 现在不触碰了 谁都不碰 |
| [13:46] | Okay. | 好吧 |
| [13:49] | Look at everyone wearing black. Feels like another funeral. | 每个人都穿黑色衣服 像是另一场葬礼 |
| [13:55] | Too soon? | 笑话讲得太早了吗 |
| [13:58] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [14:00] | Before we start, I want to thank all of you for your e-get well cards | 开始之前 我想感谢你们的电子祝福卡 |
| [14:04] | and your e-condolence cards. | 以及电子慰问卡 |
| [14:07] | Very thoughtful and, I suppose, very easy. | 非常贴心 我猜 也很方便 |
| [14:10] | Norman, did your wife get the basket of vegan muffins I sent? | 诺曼 你妻子收到了我送的一篮子素食松饼了吗 |
| [14:13] | Uh, yes, Andrew, I believe she did. Thank you. | 嗯 收到了 安德鲁 她应该收到了 谢谢 |
| [14:16] | They’re supposed to be, like, super healthy. | 据说它们有益健康 |
| [14:19] | My wife died, Andrew. | 我妻子过世了 安德鲁 |
| [14:22] | Not the muffins’ fault. | 又不是松饼的错 |
| [14:24] | Uh, I’ve also been watching the quarterly numbers | 我一直在关注季度报表 |
| [14:27] | and want to congratulate you on your good work. | 恭喜你们 工作非常出色 |
| [14:29] | Congratulations to you, Norman. | 恭喜你 诺曼 |
| [14:32] | You built a great team. | 你组建了一个很棒的团队 |
| [14:33] | Everyone here is pulling their weight. | 每个人都在尽力 |
| [14:36] | Nice to know. | 很高兴能知道 |
| [14:37] | They just required a little bit of guidance. | 他们只是需要一点指导 |
| [14:40] | Sure, and thank you for that. | 当然 谢谢 |
| [14:42] | Oh, no need. | 不客气 |
| [14:43] | My job is to lighten your load. | 我的职责就是减轻你的负担 |
| [14:45] | Much appreciated. | 非常感谢 |
| [14:47] | You’ve got enough on your plate, right? | 你要处理的事已经够多了 对吧 |
| [14:49] | I don’t know. I suppose. | 我不清楚 可能吧 |
| [14:51] | In fact, you need to take some more time | 实际上 如果你需要花更多时间 |
| [14:53] | to grieve or heal, just say the words… | 悼念或疗伤 就告诉我 |
| [14:56] | Oh, for God’s sake, Richard, | 天啊 理查德 |
| [14:57] | take your head out of his ass so we can have a meeting! | 把你的头从他的屁股里拿出来 这样我们就能开会了 |
| [15:00] | My head is not in his ass. | 我头不在他的屁股里 |
| [15:03] | Actually, Richard, you’re crowning. | 实际上 理查德 你快被我拉出来了 |
| [15:14] | You’re pretty pleased with yourself… | 你对自己很满意啊 |
| [15:18] | aren’t you? | 不是吗 |
| [15:19] | Yeah. | 对 |
| [15:21] | I kinda am. | 有点 |
| [15:28] | I, uh… | 我… |
| [15:30] | I don’t wanna diminish your efforts, but, uh… | 我不想贬低你的努力 但是 |
| [15:33] | did what just happen require any… | 刚发生的事情是 |
| [15:36] | pharmaceutical help? | 借助了药物吗 |
| [15:38] | No. Nope. | 不 不是 |
| [15:40] | Unless you count 20 mg of Crestor, | 除非你算上20毫克瑞舒伐他汀 |
| [15:42] | 10 mg of Claritin, half a mill of Flomax, | 10毫克克敏能 一半磨成粉的坦洛新 |
| [15:46] | three grams of acetaminophen, one baby aspirin, | 三克扑热息痛 一小片阿司匹林 |
| [15:48] | and a smear of hydrocortisone cream on my left and right shin bones. | 再加上我的左右胫骨上涂的氢化可的松乳膏 |
| [15:53] | – That is some list. – Oh, no. I’m not done. | -清单真长 -不 我还没说完 |
| [15:56] | – Oh, shoot. – I also take omega-3 fatty acids, calcium, | -继续吧 -我还服用ω-3脂肪酸 钙片 |
| [15:59] | vitamins A, C, D, E, and B12, | 维生素A C D E以及B12 |
| [16:02] | melatonin, CoQ-10, magnesium, | 褪黑素 辅酶Q10 镁 |
| [16:04] | potassium, and liquid glucosamine. | 钾和葡糖胺 |
| [16:07] | Jesus. Is that it? | 天啊 说完了吗 |
| [16:09] | Yeah. | 嗯嗯 |
| [16:10] | Oh, also Cialis. | 还有西力士[助勃药物] |
| [16:11] | You fucker! | 混蛋 |
| [16:16] | And the most exciting news, | 最激动人心的消息是 |
| [16:18] | we were able to negotiate packages for Crackle, | 我们和Crackle Twitch Vevo |
| [16:20] | Twitch, Vevo, PlayStation, | PlayStation以及Hulu Plus |
| [16:23] | and Hulu Plus. | 签订了协议 |
| [16:26] | That is exciting. | 确实很激动人心 |
| [16:29] | – You’ll tell me later. – Of course. | -晚点告诉我什么意思 -没问题 |
| [16:33] | All right. Before we break this up, I want to ask a favor. | 好 会议结束前 我想请你们帮个忙 |
| [16:36] | My friend Sandy Kominsky hasn’t worked in a while, | 我朋友桑迪·柯明斯基很久没接到通告了 |
| [16:39] | and I would like to rectify that. | 我想帮下他 |
| [16:42] | A guest spot on a sitcom, a commercial, whatever you can find. | 情景喜剧的客串 广告 什么都行 |
| [16:47] | – The acting coach guy? – Yes. | -那个表演指导吗 -对 |
| [16:54] | – You’ll tell me later. – Of course. | -晚点告诉我什么意思 -没问题 |
| [16:57] | Liam Neeson is making a fortune with these old guy revenge movies. | 连姆·尼森通过拍老人复仇的电影赚了很多钱 |
| [17:02] | Why not me? | 我怎么就不可以呢 |
| [17:04] | I mean, he’s not even that old. | 他还不够老 |
| [17:06] | Whereas you… | 而你… |
| [17:07] | Have one foot in the grave. Which brings me… to this… | 一只脚已经踏进棺材了 于是就有了这个 |
| [17:13] | One Foot in the Grave by Elliott Gould. | 《行将就木》 埃利奥特·古尔德著 |
| [17:15] | Catchy, right? | 很容易记 对吧 |
| [17:17] | Here’s the elevator pitch… | 主要内容是 |
| [17:19] | A retired CIA agent takes his grandchildren to Disneyland | 一名退休的中情局探员带着孙子去迪士尼 |
| [17:24] | where, unbeknownst to him, his former enemies lie in wait. | 他不知道的是 他以前的敌人在那儿等着他 |
| [17:28] | Don’t tell me. They kidnap the grandchildren. | 别告诉我 他们绑架了他的孙子 |
| [17:31] | And I get them back with extreme prejudice. | 然后我尽力把他们救回来了 |
| [17:34] | Okay, | 好 |
| [17:35] | just so I’m clear, your goal is to become an action star? | 我明白了 你想当动作明星吗 |
| [17:39] | Well, yeah. Why not? | 对 怎么了 |
| [17:40] | I mean, we’ll use a stunt double for the kicking, | 我们会用替身来飞踢 |
| [17:43] | punching, running, staircases. | 打斗 奔跑 爬楼梯 |
| [17:46] | Smart. | 聪明 |
| [17:47] | It gets better. | 挺好的 |
| [17:48] | We sell the project to Disney, | 我们把项目卖给迪士尼 |
| [17:50] | shoot the whole thing in the park, use the rides. | 在乐园里拍 用里面的游乐设施 |
| [17:53] | Maybe Mickey and Goofy | 或许米奇和高飞 |
| [17:55] | get involved somehow, fuck up some bad guys. | 也会加入 打坏人 |
| [17:59] | What do you think? | 你觉得呢 |
| [18:01] | – I like it. – Really? | -我喜欢 -真的吗 |
| [18:03] | – I… I would go see that film. – That’s why I love you. | -我会去看这部电影 -这就是为什么我爱你 |
| [18:07] | Of course, if Disney passes, | 当然 如果迪士尼不要 |
| [18:08] | we shoot it at Magic Mountain | 我们可以在魔幻山上拍 |
| [18:10] | and they can kiss our ass come awards time. | 颁奖的时候就等他们拍我们马屁吧 |
| [18:13] | So you think this is awards material? | 所以你觉得这能拿奖喽 |
| [18:16] | Did I mention that my character is suffering from dementia? | 我提到过我的角色患有老年痴呆吗 |
| [18:19] | – Oh, God. – That’s right. | -天啊 -没错 |
| [18:21] | He forgets almost everything… | 他几乎忘记了所有事 |
| [18:24] | except justice. | 除了正义 |
| [18:27] | Sorry I’m late. | 很抱歉我迟到了 |
| [18:30] | Sandy, you know Elliott, right? | 桑迪 你认识埃利奥特 对吗 |
| [18:31] | – Oh, sure. Hi. – Nice to see you. | -当然 你好 -很高兴见到你 |
| [18:34] | – Nice to see you. – Hope you don’t mind, I invited him to join us. | -很高兴见到你 -但愿你不介意 我邀请他加入我们 |
| [18:36] | What, are you kidding? This is an honor. | 什么 开什么玩笑 这是我的荣幸 |
| [18:40] | Hello, Alex. Can I get my regular Jack with a Dr Pepper? | 你好 亚历克斯 我可以来杯杰克威士忌加胡椒博士汽水吗 |
| [18:45] | So, um… | 那么… |
| [18:47] | How do you two know each other? | 你们俩怎么认识的 |
| [18:50] | Let’s see. When did we start working together? | 我想想 我们俩什么时候开始一起工作的 |
| [18:52] | I worked. You took ten percent. | 是我在工作 你平白无故拿走百分之十 |
| [18:55] | It was right after I got my Oscar nomination | 就在我凭《两对鸳鸯》 |
| [18:58] | for Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice. | 获得奥斯卡提名后 |
| [19:00] | So right after he peaked. | 那就是在他巅峰时期过后 |
| [19:02] | By the way, I think I got you a national commercial. | 顺便一提 我给你找了个全国广告的活 |
| [19:05] | That’s great! What’s it for? | 太棒了 什么广告 |
| [19:07] | What do you care? | 你在乎吗 |
| [19:08] | You’re right. I don’t. | 你是对的 我不在乎 |
| [19:10] | Boy, I’m havin’ a good day. | 我今天过得很愉快 |
| [19:12] | My prostate’s not gonna kill me, | 我的前列腺不会了结我 |
| [19:14] | my dick’s still working, and I got a job! | 我的老二还有用 而且我还得到一份工作 |
| [19:16] | That’s the geriatric hat trick. | 这就是老年版的帽子戏法 |
| [19:18] | Why don’t you ever get me a national commercial? | 你怎么从来没给我找个全国广告 |
| [19:20] | Because you’re a legend, you’re an icon. | 因为你是传奇 是偶像 |
| [19:22] | I don’t wanna ever sully that. | 我不想玷污了 |
| [19:24] | He’s so full of shit. | 他真是满嘴喷屎 |
| [19:26] | I believe that’s 90 percent of his body weight. | 我相信那就是他体重的百分之九十 |
| [19:35] | What is, uh… One Foot in the Grave? | 《行将就木》是什么 |
| [19:37] | A printing press for million-dollar bills. | 百万美元钞票印刷机 |
| [19:40] | Any parts in there for a guy my age? | 有我这个年纪的角色吗 |
| [19:43] | No. | 没有 |
| [19:52] | Boy, things are getting tough these days. | 年轻人 如今生活越来越难 |
| [19:55] | All those wonderful plans you had for your retirement | 你们为退休制定的美好计划 |
| [19:58] | seem more and more to feel like wishful thinking. | 也变得越来越像是痴心妄想 |
| [20:02] | Hi, I’m Sandy Kominsky, | 你好 我是桑迪·柯明斯基 |
| [20:04] | and I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t have to be that way. | 我告诉你 事情并不一定非得这样 |
| [20:07] | If you’re 62 years or older, | 如果你年满62岁 |
| [20:09] | you can access the equity in your home | 你可以通过房子的产权 |
| [20:12] | to take back control of your life. | 来重新掌控自己的命运 |
| [20:16] | You still own your home, but you have no mortgage payments | 你的房子还是你的 但不用抵押贷款 |
| [20:19] | and plenty of ready cash | 还有大量现金可以用来 |
| [20:22] | to do the things you’ve always dreamed of. | 做你一直想做的事 |
| [20:26] | Now, I know what you’re thinking. | 我知道你在想什么 |
| [20:27] | You’re thinking this is too good to be true. | 你在想这太好了 不可能是真的 |
| [20:31] | That it’s just another scam, | 只是另一个骗局 |
| [20:32] | a way for the banks to foreclose | 另一个让银行来没收 |
| [20:34] | on the elderly and take their homes away. | 老人的房子的方式 |
| [20:38] | Well, let me put your minds to rest. | 尽管放心 |
| [20:46] | No, I’m… I’m sorry. I’m just… | 不 我很抱歉 我.. |
| [20:48] | I’m a little uncomfortable here with this copy. | 我感觉这个版本不太对 |
| [20:50] | Cut. | 停 |
| [20:52] | – What’s the problem? – Well, there’s no problem, really, | -有什么问题 -其实没有问题 |
| [20:54] | except, uh, that I did a little bit of research… | 除了我自己查了一下 |
| [20:57] | and it’s not entirely true, you know. | 这不完全属实 |
| [21:00] | They can foreclose on people for all sorts of reasons. | 他们有很多理由来没收房子 |
| [21:03] | I mean, even minor stuff like not mowing your fucking lawn. | 即使是很小的事情 比如没有修剪该死的草坪 |
| [21:07] | I don’t know what to tell you, Sandy. The copy’s the copy. | 我不知道该怎么说 桑迪 稿子就是稿子 |
| [21:09] | – I’m not in a position to change any… – You sure? You can’t make a call? | -我没有权力修改 -你确定吗 你不能打个电话问问 |
| [21:13] | Like maybe we add some kind of warning, | 也许可以加点提醒 |
| [21:14] | like those drug ads do, you know? | 和药物广告一样 |
| [21:16] | “Reverse mortgages may cause you to live with your children.” | “反向抵押贷款可能会让你和你的孩子一起生活” |
| [21:19] | Oh, shit. Hang on. Let me just… | 该死 等等 让我… |
| [21:22] | Hey, Norman, can I call you back? I’m shooting… | 嗨 诺曼 我可以晚点回你吗 我在拍… |
| [21:27] | Oh, jeez. Is she gonna be all right? | 天啊 她还好吗 |
| [21:30] | All right. What hospital? I’m on my way. | 好 哪个医院 我来了 |
| [21:33] | Yeah, I’m leaving right now. | 我现在就走 |
| [21:34] | I’m sorry, I’ve gotta go. My friend’s daughter just OD’d. | 抱歉 我得走了 我朋友女儿吸毒过量 |
| [21:38] | Oh, that’s terrible. We’re not done with the spot yet. | 太糟了 我们还没拍完 |
| [21:40] | You know what? I’m finished. | 告诉你吧 我不拍了 |
| [21:42] | I can’t do this and look at myself in the mirror. | 我不能拍 我良心不安 |
| [21:46] | Are you actually leaving? Are you kidding me? | 你真的要走了吗 开什么玩笑 |
| [21:49] | Jerry’s Deli is just down the street. | 杰瑞熟食店就在这条街上 |
| [21:50] | I’m sure you can find some desperate old actor there | 我相信你在那儿能找到些孤注一掷的老演员 |
| [21:53] | who’d be very happy to do this. | 他们会很乐意来拍这个 |
| [22:04] | Norman? | 诺曼 |
| [22:10] | This can’t keep happening. | 不能一直这样 |
| [22:12] | Let’s just thank God they found her before it was too late. | 感谢上帝 幸好发现得早 |
| [22:15] | You know where they found her? | 你知道他们在哪发现她的吗 |
| [22:16] | Passed out in Corbin Bernsen’s koi pond. | 昏倒在柯宾·伯恩森的鲤鱼池里 |
| [22:19] | Oh, Jesus. | 天啊 |
| [22:21] | Are she and Corbin, uh… | 她和柯宾是在… |
| [22:23] | No, no. Apparently, she was stalking him. | 不 显然她在跟踪他 |
| [22:26] | I don’t know why, but I’m relieved. | 不知道为什么 但我如释重负 |
| [22:28] | You wanna guess how many times | 你猜猜她像这样 |
| [22:30] | she’s been rushed to hospital to have her stomach pumped? | 被紧急送到医院洗胃多少次了 |
| [22:32] | – No, I don’t. – As of today, three. | -不清楚 -包括今天 三次 |
| [22:35] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [22:36] | All right. So this… this one is the charm. | 好吧 这次会好转的 |
| [22:48] | Boy, things are getting tough these days. | 年轻人 如今生活越来越难 |
| [22:52] | All those wonderful plans you had for your retirement | 你们为退休制定的美好计划 |
| [22:55] | seem more and more to feel like wishful thinking. | 也变得越来越像是痴心妄想 |
| [23:01] | I’m Elliott Gould, | 我是埃利奥特·古尔德 |
| [23:02] | and I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t have to be that way. | 我告诉你 事情并不一定非得这样 |
| [23:05] | If you’re 62 years or older, | 如果你年满62岁 |
| [23:08] | you can access the equity in your home | 你可以通过房子的产权 |
| [23:11] | to take back control of your life. | 来重新掌控自己的命运 |
| [23:14] | You still own your home, but you have no mortgage payments | 你的房子还是你的 但不用抵押贷款 |
| [23:18] | and plenty of ready cash to do the things you’ve always dreamed of. | 还有大量现金可以用来做你一直想做的事 |
| [23:23] | Now, I know what you’re thinking. | 我知道你在想什么 |
| [23:25] | You’re thinking that this is too good to be true, | 你在想这太好了 不可能是真的 |
| [23:28] | that it’s just another scam, | 只是另一个骗局 |
| [23:30] | a way for banks to foreclose on the elderly | 另一个让银行来没收 |
| [23:33] | and take their homes away. | 老人的房子的方式 |
| [23:36] | Well, let me put your mind to rest. | 尽管放心 |