| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:46] | New York City is all about sex. | 纽约人满脑子想的都和性有关 |
| [00:49] | People getting it, people trying to get it, and people who can’t get it. | 有人正在享受性爱 有人想得到，有些人却得不到 |
| [00:54] | No wonder the city never sleeps. It’s too busy trying to get laid, | 难怪纽约是个不夜城 人们根本忙得没时间睡 |
| [00:58] | but if you ever actually do manage | 但如果你想和某人上床 |
| [01:01] | to get someone in bed, | |
| [01:02] | the real fun begins. | 有趣的事就来了 |
| [01:06] | That’s the kind with nuts in it. | 里面好像有坚果 |
| [01:09] | We love our nuts. | 我们爱坚果 |
| [01:18] | After sleeping together for many weeks, | 我和大人物同床共枕几星期后 |
| [01:20] | Mr Big and I had gotten comfortable enough to really sleep together. | 我们好像越来越习惯睡在一起 |
| [01:29] | It was nice. It was the way I’d always dreamed it could be. | 这种感觉很棒 这是我梦寐以求的相处方式 |
| [01:34] | – Good morning. – Morning. | -早 -早 |
| [01:46] | – Was that you? – oh, my God. | -是你？ -天啊 |
| [01:52] | – I think it might be worse under there. – Shut up! | -有可能更糟 -闭嘴… |
| [02:01] | I hadn’t dressed so quickly | 我飞快穿好衣服 |
| [02:02] | since getting caught in the boy’s dorm sophomore year. | 好像是在男生宿舍被抓到一样 |
| [02:05] | – Wait, don’t you want some coffee? – Gosh. I’m late for a thing. | -等一下，你要喝杯咖啡？ -不，我迟到了 |
| [02:10] | oh, my God. I was mortified. | 天啊，真是糗死了 |
| [02:14] | I didn’t call him the rest of the day. | 接着一整天我都没打给他 |
| [02:16] | I tried to lose myself in work, but every time I stopped to think, | 想让自己忙于工作 但每次一停下来 |
| [02:22] | I’d relive my hell all over again. | 那声音就是挥之不去 |
| [02:26] | The next day I realized how childish I was behaving. | 隔天我发觉到 自己的行为实在太幼稚了 |
| [02:29] | I decided to stop avoiding the situation and take the grown-up approach, | 所以决定化解僵局 用成熟的方式来解决 |
| [02:33] | complete and utter denial. | 全盘否认 |
| [02:34] | So I saw the Met is opening a new Goya exhibit. | 我看到麦特画廊 要举行哥雅的画作展 |
| [02:37] | – Do you want to go this Saturday? – Sure. | -这星期六你要去吗？ -好 |
| [02:42] | Could you get me more sauce, please? | 麻烦帮我再拿点酱？ |
| [02:44] | I most certainly can. | 没问题 |
| [02:48] | We have to stop and see the Renoirs. I love the Renoirs. | 我们可顺便去看雷诺瓦的画 我好喜欢雷诺瓦 |
| [02:52] | ok. | 好 |
| [02:59] | There’s a moment in every relationship where romance gives way to reality. | 这就是每段恋情 从浪漫转为现实的时刻 |
| [03:21] | You know what? I’m exhausted. | 你知道吗？我累惨了 |
| [03:26] | – Be all right if we just call it a night? – Sure. | -我们今晚休息，好吗？ -好 |
| [03:29] | – Sorry. Good night. – Night. | -对不起，晚安 -晚安 |
| [03:38] | That was the first night we slept together and didn’t make love. | 这是我们第一次睡在一起 却没做爱 |
| [03:42] | By the next week it was three times in a row, I was beginning to worry. | 到下星期，已经连续发生三次 我开始担心起来 |
| [03:47] | Three times? Try three months. | 三次？试试三个月吧 |
| [03:49] | – No. – Yes! | -不会吧？ -没错 |
| [03:51] | Now would be a good time to wipe that horrified look off your face. | 到了三个月时 你脸上就不会有这种恐惧表情 |
| [03:55] | Sorry, sweetie. I just… I didn’t know. Where have I been? | 抱歉，我只是… 不知道，到底怎么回事？ |
| [03:59] | You’ve been having sex. I’ve been renting videos. It’s tragic. | 你只是没有做爱 而我却可怜到只能去租录影带 |
| [04:05] | I’m two rentals away from some free Gummy Bears. | 累积的金额已可以得到 很多免费的QQ糖 |
| [04:08] | – Relax. You’re just in a dry spell. – I can’t believe you said that. | -放轻松，这只是一阵子 -真不敢相信你会这么讲 |
| [04:12] | You’re all freaked out about three times. I’m talking three months. | 三次你就大惊小怪 而我说的是三个月 |
| [04:15] | It’s different. Not doing it when you’re with someone | 那不一样 |
| [04:17] | means more than not doing it when you’re not with someone. | 有男朋友却没做爱 比没有男朋友做爱还更严重 |
| [04:20] | What are you worried about? | 你到底担心什么？ |
| [04:22] | I thought you said everything felt comfortable and great. | 你不是说一切都很顺利 感觉很棒？ |
| [04:24] | – Yeah, well, maybe too comfortable. – What do you mean? | -对，可能是太顺利了 -什么意思？ |
| [04:30] | I farted. | 我放屁了 |
| [04:32] | – I farted in front of my boyfriend. – And? | -在我男朋友面前放屁 -然后呢？ |
| [04:36] | And we’re no longer having sex. And he thinks of me as one of the boys. | 接着我们就不做爱了 他可能把我当成哥儿们 |
| [04:41] | I’m gonna have to move to another city | 接着我要搬到另一个城市去 |
| [04:43] | where the shame of this won’t follow me. | 确定这个耻辱不会永远跟着我 |
| [04:46] | – You farted. You’re human. – I don’t want him to know that. | -你是人，当然会放屁 -但不想被他知道 |
| [04:50] | I mean, he’s this perfect guy. He walks around his perfect apartment, | 我是说，他是个完美的人 有间完美的房子 |
| [04:54] | with his perfect suit. He’s just perfect, perfect, perfect! | 穿着完美入时的服装 一切就是太完美… |
| [04:57] | And I’m the girl who farts. No wonder we’re not having sex. | 而我却是个会放屁的女人 难怪我们不能做爱 |
| [05:00] | You’re insane! It’s been three times. It’s perfectly normal. | 你哪根筋不对了？三次而已 这相当正常 |
| [05:04] | Says who? | 谁说的？ |
| [05:07] | Say it’s not the… then what else is going on? | 谁说不做爱… 那么以后怎么办？ |
| [05:11] | Is it normal to share a bed and not do it? | 睡在一起却不做爱 这很正常吗？ |
| [05:14] | – It depends what’s normal for you. – God, I hate that. | -那得看你对正常的定义 -天啊，真是讨厌 |
| [05:19] | Who am I to know what’s normal? | 我又不是情场老手 我怎会知道什么才算正常？ |
| [05:21] | I haven’t dated in a hundred years. I don’t have a clue. | 我又没有身经百战的恋爱史 根本无从得知 |
| [05:23] | Well, three months is not normal for me. | 对我来说，三个月算不正常 |
| [05:27] | one month was interesting. Two was numbing. | 一个月时还蛮有趣的 两个月就开始麻木 |
| [05:30] | Three months, I’m going out of my mind. | 三个月，我可能快疯了 |
| [05:34] | There are 1 .3 million single men in New York | 纽约有130万单身男性 |
| [05:37] | and 1 .8 million single women. | 180万单身女性 |
| [05:39] | of these more than 3 million people, | 总共超过300万的单身人口 |
| [05:42] | about 1 2 think they’re having enough sex. | 却有12%的人 |
| [05:45] | How often is normal? | 觉得没得到足够的性爱 究竟多久做一次才算是正常？ |
| [05:47] | I have to masturbate three times a day just to make it through. | 我一天得手淫三次 才能解决需求 |
| [05:51] | Some people take coffee breaks, I take jerk off breaks. | 有些人是咖啡休息时间 我则是手淫休息时间 |
| [05:54] | They say the average 33-year-old woman has sex 3.5 times a week. | 有人说33岁的女性 平均一星期要做3.5次 |
| [05:57] | I’d like to know who that woman is. | 我很想知道她是谁 |
| [05:59] | My wife and I haven’t had sex since the baby was born. | 从孩子出生后 我和老婆就没再做过爱 |
| [06:02] | The baby’s applying to Yale next fall. | 明年秋天时 小孩就要申请进入耶鲁大学 |
| [06:06] | once, one time a day, but two time on special day. | 平均一天一次 但特殊的日子，则一天两次 |
| [06:13] | Normal is the halfway point between what you want and what you get. | 所谓“正常”就是 理想与现实的中间点 |
| [06:17] | Even in the plough position, I could count on Samantha for sexual clarity. | 就算在这混沌状况下 莎曼珊的性爱解析仍值得信赖 |
| [06:22] | – Good. Move to downward facing dog. – Woof. | -好，换成狗吠式 -呜 |
| [06:26] | With him, I could do it every hour on the hour. | 如果是他 我可以不眠不休大战一场 |
| [06:31] | Do you think it means something if Big and I sleep together | 如果大人物和我一起睡 却不做爱 |
| [06:34] | but don’t sleep together? | 你觉得这代表什么？ |
| [06:36] | – The truth? – When have I ever wanted that? | -说实话？ -我不是一向都听实话？ |
| [06:39] | – Yeah, ok, tell me. – I think there’s trouble. | -好，说吧 -我觉得麻烦大了 |
| [06:42] | Sex is a barometer for what’s going on in the relationship. | 做爱是检验彼此关系的气压计 |
| [06:47] | I wasn’t going to tell you this but… | 我本来不打算说，但… |
| [06:51] | – I farted. – Then move your mat away. | -我放屁 -把那垫子拿走 |
| [06:54] | Not now. I did it in front of Big. | 我不是说现在 我在大人物面前放屁 |
| [06:58] | – Huge mistake. – You think? | -天大的错误 -真的？ |
| [07:01] | – It wasn’t a choice, I’m human. – No honey, you’re a woman. | -又不是我能控制，我是个人 -不，你是个女人 |
| [07:05] | Men don’t like women to be human. We aren’t supposed to fart, douche, | 男人不喜欢女人像个人类 |
| [07:09] | use tampons, or have hair in places we shouldn’t. | 不能放屁，灌洗，或用棉条 甚至不能有毛的地方就不该有 |
| [07:12] | A guy once broke up with me because I missed a bikini wax. | 有个家伙因为我没抹防晒蜡 和我分手 |
| [07:16] | I knew it. This is a watershed relationship moment. | 我知道 这是我们两人关系的转折点 |
| [07:19] | – I’m never gonna be able to erase it. – Sure you will. | -我一定挽救不了了 -可以 |
| [07:21] | Go and fuck his brains out, he’ll forget all about it. | 只要和他大战个几回合后 他就什么都忘了 |
| [07:25] | Men aren’t that complicated, they’re like plants. | 男人没那么复杂 他们就像机器一样 |
| [07:28] | Concentrate. Quiet your insides. | 集中注意力，内心平静 |
| [07:30] | – Now he tells me! – Roll over on your backs. | -他在说我 -背部卷缩 |
| [07:32] | Take goddess pose. Let your breathing work with you. | 朝天姿势 让呼吸在身体内流窜 |
| [07:38] | In and out. | 吸气与吐气 吸气 吐气 |
| [07:49] | Would you like to go for a coffee some time? | 你想去喝杯咖啡？ |
| [07:52] | 45 minutes and three animal positions later, | 45分钟做了三种动物姿势后 |
| [07:54] | Samantha and Siddhartha were sipping green tea | 莎曼珊和西达沙 坐在健康食物餐厅内 |
| [07:57] | at a health food restaurant -Tofu or Not Tofu. | 一起啜饮绿茶，吃着豆制品 |
| [08:01] | I always feel so amazing after yoga. | 我每次做完瑜珈后 就觉得精神奕奕 |
| [08:05] | My body feels so open, alive. Ready for anything. | 通体舒畅，充满活力 准备蓄势待发 |
| [08:10] | – Samantha. – Yes. | -莎曼珊 -什么？ |
| [08:12] | I’m celibate. I practice tantric celibacy. | 我是独身主义者 必须遵守宗教禁欲 |
| [08:18] | – I gave up sex three years ago. – My God, why? | -我三年前就放弃性爱 -天啊，为什么？ |
| [08:22] | or more importantly, why? Didn’t you like it? | 再说一次，为什么？ 你不喜欢？ |
| [08:27] | I loved it. I’d have sex morning, noon, and night, | 我爱死了 以前无时无刻都可以做爱 |
| [08:30] | sometimes three women a day and I was always ready for more. | 有时一天和三个女人做 但仍是欲求不满 |
| [08:32] | – Well, now you’re just being cruel. – No. It was all ego. | -那么你现在对自己太残忍了 -这才是纯粹的自我 |
| [08:37] | And where I am now is so much better than sex. | 我现在的感觉比做爱还棒 |
| [08:40] | Come on honey, nothing’s better than sex. | 拜托，任何事都比不上做爱 |
| [08:44] | Think about really good foreplay. | 想想看，很棒的前戏 |
| [08:46] | Your sexual energy is just starting to awaken. | 开始激发体内的性能量… |
| [08:49] | Now imagine a three-year foreplay | 现在想像 储存了三年的前戏能量 |
| [08:53] | where all that sexual energy is coursing through your body, | 充沛的性能量在体内运行 |
| [08:57] | but it never gets released. It just recycles. | 但没有加以释放 |
| [09:02] | It builds, rises. | 只是循环，累积，提升… |
| [09:06] | Until your entire being is humming with that electric sexual energy. | 直到体内的性能量充满全身… |
| [09:11] | My apartment’s just around the corner. | 我家就在街角 |
| [09:14] | The only thing hotter than sex… | 但比做爱更棒的就是… |
| [09:17] | is not having sex. | 不做爱 |
| [09:18] | Amazingly, talking dirty about not having sex | 真不可思议 |
| [09:22] | was the most sexually deviant act | 西达沙满口性事却不行动 |
| [09:24] | Samantha had participated in for months. | 这是几个月来最让莎曼珊 感到兴奋的性变态行为 |
| [09:26] | The next night when I met Charlotte for dinner, | 隔天我和夏绿蒂晚餐时 |
| [09:28] | I’d reached my own transcendental state. Pure Mr Big obsession. | 我已经濒临疯狂边缘 满脑子想的都是大人物 |
| [09:35] | The first time he was tired and the next two times… | 第一次，他太累 接着两次则是… |
| [09:41] | I don’t know. | 我不知道…很惨吧？ |
| [09:46] | Relax. Nothing’s wrong with your relationship. | 别紧张，你们两人的关系很好 |
| [09:48] | – That’s not all Charlotte, I… – What? | -但事情并非这样 -怎么了？ |
| [09:51] | I couldn’t bring myself to tell her. I was afraid she’d go spontaneously deaf. | 我根本没办法告诉她真相 我怕她听了后，会突然变聋 |
| [09:57] | I’m sorry. What were you saying? | 抱歉，你说什么？ |
| [09:59] | People put too much emphasis on the importance of sex. | 人们老是把性爱看得太重了 |
| [10:03] | It’s not the most important thing in a relationship. | 这并不是感情中最重要的事 |
| [10:05] | – Right. – Take Kevin and I for example. | -对 -就拿我和凯文来说 |
| [10:08] | We’ve been going out for weeks and we still haven’t done it. | 我们已经交往一个月了 却还没发生关系 |
| [10:12] | We touch and cuddle, but he’s sweet. | 但我们会抚摸拥抱 他真是太棒了 |
| [10:15] | He respects my boundaries and I like it. It makes it special. There he is! | 他喜欢他充分尊重我 这段关系与众不同，他来了 |
| [10:21] | Meeting a friend’s boyfriend for the first time is always a little tense. | 和好友的男朋友第一次见面 总会有点不自在 |
| [10:25] | What if you don’t like him? or he doesn’t like you? | 如果你不喜欢他？ 或者他不喜欢你呢？ |
| [10:27] | Kevin, this is my good friend, Carrie. | 凯文，这是好友，凯莉 |
| [10:30] | – Hey, Carrie. – Hi. | -你好，凯莉 -你好 |
| [10:32] | What if you’ve already slept with him? | 如果你已经和他上过床了？ |
| [10:34] | – You two know each other. – Kind of. | -你们认识？ -算是吧 |
| [10:38] | – We used to go out. – Well, kind of used to go out. | -我们约过会 -对，算是约会 |
| [10:44] | You two used to go out. That’s so funny. Isn’t that funny? | 你们两个约会过？真是巧 |
| [10:48] | That’s my office. I gotta take this. I’ll be right back. | 是办公室打来的，我得接电话 我马上回来 |
| [10:55] | – ok, when? – Three years ago. | -说吧，什么时候？ -三年前 |
| [10:58] | Three years, I can live with that. | 三年前，这我能接受 |
| [11:01] | – Serious? – No. | -是认真的？ -不是 |
| [11:03] | Good. Why’d you break up? | 很好，为何分手？ |
| [11:05] | We were in different places and I just… | 我们分隔两地，但我… |
| [11:07] | Carrie, we don’t have time for diplomacy, just tell me. | 凯莉，没时间客套了 直接说吧 |
| [11:11] | He’s a sex maniac. | 他“做爱成性” |
| [11:19] | When Charlotte discovered | 而当夏绿蒂发现到 |
| [11:21] | that Kevin had tucked his libido away for her comfort level, | 凯文为了她 而强压住自己的性欲时 |
| [11:24] | she was even more moved by his restraint. | 她决定采取主动攻势 |
| [11:27] | I want you to know how much I appreciate your patience. | 我希望你知道 我对你的耐心很感动 |
| [11:31] | You’ve been so patient with me. It shows how much you really care. | 你对我这么有耐心 足以证明你很在乎我 |
| [11:36] | And all that waiting | 长期的耐心等待 |
| [11:38] | is gonna make it all the more special for us now. | 使得我们的关系更具意义 |
| [11:47] | There’s only gonna be one stop, thanks. | 停一个地方就好，谢谢 |
| [12:05] | – I don’t think this is gonna work. – Why, is it me? | -这样不行 -是我的原因？ |
| [12:09] | No, you’re great. I’m just not that sexual a guy. | 不，你很棒 只是我没那么有性趣 |
| [12:14] | It’s me. I know it’s me. | 是我的原因，我知道 |
| [12:19] | Carrie told me you were quite sexual, in fact she used the word maniac. | 凯莉说你性欲很强 她甚至说你“做爱成性” |
| [12:24] | That was before. | 那是以前 |
| [12:27] | – Before what? – Prozac. | -什么以前？ -服药以前 |
| [12:31] | Yeah, I used to be such a mess. Mr Mood swing. | 我以前的生活一团糟 |
| [12:34] | It’s a total lifesaver. | 情绪不稳，药物是我的救星 |
| [12:36] | The only down side is it takes the air out of my tires. | 但唯一的副作用 是让我变成泄气的轮胎 |
| [12:39] | After a while, it’s kind of like a taffy pull. | 经过一阵子后 就成了变形的太妃糖 |
| [12:44] | – That’s ok. Don’t worry about it. – I don’t. | -没关系，别担心 -我不会 |
| [12:48] | I wish I could say I felt worse. But to tell you the truth, these days, | 我或许该说这种感觉很糟 但老实说… |
| [12:52] | nothing gets me down. | 我不会觉得沮丧 |
| [12:54] | You want to watch a movie? | 你想看影片吗？ |
| [13:00] | Terrified of going to Mr Big’s | 不敢打电话给大人物的情况 |
| [13:03] | for what could become another platonic sleepover, | 已转变成精神性失眠症 |
| [13:05] | I paced my apartment and tried not to think about our lack of sex when… | 我在房里来回踱步 试着不去想我们不做爱… |
| [13:11] | There they were my new neighbors, Mr and Mrs Get-it-on. | 但当我看到新搬来的芳邻 却肆无忌惮地疯狂做爱时… |
| [13:15] | A couple so obviously into each other there was only one thing to do… | 这对情侣显然已到忘我的境界 而我唯一能做的就是… |
| [13:20] | watch. | 欣赏 |
| [13:25] | Then something wonderful happened. My desire overcame my fear. | 突然间美好的事发生了 欲望克服了恐惧 |
| [13:30] | Hi, it’s me. Is it ok if I come over? | 是我，我现在可以过去吗？ |
| [13:34] | ok. | 好 |
| [13:36] | Across town at the corner of Nirvana and West Third, | 同时在西三街的极乐世界里 |
| [13:39] | Siddhartha was helping Samantha along her newfound path. | 西达沙正在帮助莎曼珊 发现体内的新大陆 |
| [13:42] | Blocks are connection to our inner life and true identities. | 把所有的气集中在体内 与身体合而为一 |
| [13:47] | – You’re hard. – I know. | -你有反应 -我知道 |
| [13:50] | our addictions and attachments are a way to block our spiritual hunger | 世人对事物的执着与迷恋 |
| [13:54] | through unhealthy and dependent ways. | 是依赖且不健康的 将会阻碍内在心灵的追求 |
| [13:57] | You’re still hard. | 还是有反应 |
| [13:59] | – It will go down. – So can I. | -会消退的 -我也可以 |
| [14:11] | I showed up at his apartment feeling sexy and confident. | 我以性感迷人的姿态出现 |
| [14:14] | Wearing my secret weapon skirt that really hugged my hips. | 穿着我的秘密武器 那件紧贴着臀部的裙子 |
| [14:17] | I was ready to go. He didn’t have a prayer. | 我已蓄势待发，准备上阵 |
| [14:24] | Very nice. Come on in. I’m watching the fight. | 很漂亮，进来吧 我正在看拳击 |
| [14:35] | Baby. | 亲爱的 |
| [14:45] | Carrie. Come on, come on. Let me watch this. | 凯莉，拜托，我想看电视 加油 |
| [14:58] | Jesus! Would you knock it off? I’m trying to watch this fight. | 拜托，停下来，我想看拳击 |
| [15:03] | Fine, I’ll leave. | 好，我走 |
| [15:05] | What’s up? Why are you acting so nuts? | 怎么了？你为何这么奇怪？ |
| [15:07] | Maybe I’m not perfect. Maybe I don’t fit into your perfect life, | 我可能不够完美 可能配不上你完美无缺的生活 |
| [15:12] | with your perfect apartment, and your pay-per-view fight. | 完美的房子 和事先预录的拳击赛 |
| [15:15] | Maybe I should leave. | 我还是走好了 |
| [15:19] | I stood there and waited for the obligatory, | 我站在门外，给他个机会 |
| [15:21] | he’s-coming-to-stop-me ten seconds. | 希望他十秒内会出来拉住我 |
| [15:24] | He didn’t. | 但他没有 |
| [15:26] | By the time I got home I was sure he’d left an apology on my voice mail. | 回到家时 觉得他应该会打电话来道歉 |
| [15:29] | You have no new messages in your mailbox. | 你的语音信箱没有新留言 |
| [15:32] | I didn’t sleep very well that night. But I wasn’t the only one. | 那晚我没睡好 但我不是唯一失眠的人 |
| [15:37] | After a night of spiritual reading with her hunky guru, | 莎曼珊彻夜阅读 精神导师建议的书籍后 |
| [15:41] | Samantha began to feel things she hadn’t felt in a very long time, | 她开始重获 长久以来失去的感觉 |
| [15:45] | frustrated and horny. | 情欲难耐 |
| [15:47] | She decided it was time to put an end to her suffering. | 于是她决定要终止这种折磨 |
| [15:49] | But just as she reached the place Krishna once called the gateway to life, | 但当她快到达 西达沙所称的生命之门时 |
| [15:53] | she turned back and decided not to enter. | 她突然决定收手 |
| [15:56] | After all, she’d come this far, she could continue not to come at all. | 毕竟她已忍了这么久 她可决定要不要继续？ |
| [16:02] | In an effort to get her mind off sex, | 为了消除脑中做爱的念头 |
| [16:04] | Miranda had rented a five-hour Danish documentary on the Nuremberg trial. | 米兰达租了五小时的影片 在纽伦堡审讯的丹麦记录片 |
| [16:08] | – It actually worked until… – Hey, gorgeous. | -效果还不错，直到… -美女 |
| [16:12] | Why don’t you quick drop this? She’s thinking about it! | 一起玩玩吧，她在考虑了 |
| [16:17] | Where you going so fast? I got what you want. I got what you need. | 这么急要去哪？ 我有你想要的，有你需要的 |
| [16:22] | Like every woman consumed with a relationship problem, | 就像每个女人 遇到棘手的感情问题时一样 |
| [16:25] | I needed a project to stop my mind obsessing | 我需要找点事 让自己别再胡思乱想 |
| [16:28] | and my hands dialing his number. | 控制双手别去拨电话号码 |
| [16:34] | Three months and one week. | 三个月又一星期了 |
| [16:37] | Miranda needed to keep her hands busy as well. | 米兰达也需要让自己的手忙着 |
| [16:40] | – Did he call? – Nope. | -他打来没？ -没有 |
| [16:43] | – And it’s been two days. – Nice color. | -已经两天了 -颜色很不错 |
| [16:47] | – Ecru? – Egg shell. | -米色？ -淡黄褐色 |
| [16:51] | Well, I think it’s over. I should never have farted. | 我想我们完了 我不应该放屁的 |
| [16:57] | Jesus! That’s it. I’ve heard enough about the fart. It’s not the fart. | 天啊，够了 别再怪到放屁这件事上了 |
| [17:01] | I know it’s not the fart. | 我知道不是放屁的原因 |
| [17:04] | I think I’m in love with him | 我觉得自己深爱着他 |
| [17:06] | and I’m terrified he’s gonna leave me ’cause I’m not perfect. | 却又害怕 他会因我不够完美而离开我 |
| [17:10] | All right. Let’s put the roller down and go in the other room and talk. | 好吧，把滚筒放下 到其他房间好好谈 |
| [17:16] | The sex has stopped. He hasn’t called. | 没有做爱，他也没打来 |
| [17:19] | What if he never calls and three weeks from now I pick up the New York Times | 如果他一直不打来 而几星期后我在纽约时报上 |
| [17:22] | and read that he’s married some perfect woman who never passes gas? | 却看到他娶个 从来不会放屁的完美女人呢？ |
| [17:28] | – When did you get obsessed? – I don’t know. It’s something about him. | -你何时起这么在意完美？ -不知道，是他的原因 |
| [17:31] | You should see me around him. I’m not like me. I’m like ”together Carrie”. | 你该看看我在他面前的样子 根本不像我，只像他的附属品 |
| [17:36] | I wear little outfits. You know, ”sexy Carrie” and ”casual Carrie”. | 穿着轻薄紧身的服装 性感的凯莉，随性的凯莉 |
| [17:41] | Sometimes I catch myself actually posing. It’s exhausting. | 我常得伪装自己 搞得自己很累 |
| [17:44] | Then stop. Why don’t you show him more of this Carrie? She’s pretty great. | 那就别再装了 让他看看真实凯莉，很迷人的 |
| [17:49] | What if he doesn’t like her. Miranda? | 如果他不喜欢呢？米兰达 |
| [17:53] | oh, my God! | 天啊 |
| [17:56] | Look at them. | 看 |
| [17:59] | I had no idea they did an afternoon show. | 天啊 我不知道他们也有下午场 |
| [18:01] | When a show is good, word gets around. | 如果有精彩好戏 就得通告亲朋好友 |
| [18:04] | There we were, the ’90s version of matinee ladies. | 大家全员到齐 九十年代的剧院仕女 |
| [18:08] | Who said the theatre was dead? | 谁说剧场已死？ |
| [18:09] | Samantha, I can’t believe you’d give this up on purpose. | 莎曼珊 真不敢相信你会放弃这种事 |
| [18:12] | – Actually, I hardly miss it. – How long has it been? | -我根本不会怀念 -多久了？ |
| [18:15] | – A hundred years. – It never goes down, does it? | -不记得了 -一直坚挺？ |
| [18:19] | – Look, it’s still… – Hard. | -看，还是… -坚挺 |
| [18:22] | Gummy Bear, please. | 麻烦给我QQ糖 |
| [18:26] | Give me the candy! | 快给我 |
| [18:28] | Snapping over gummy bears might be a sign that celibacy’s not for you. | 看你大吃QQ糖的样子 禁欲应该不适合你 |
| [18:32] | – My big pay off better be worth it. – Samantha, I don’t understand you. | -一切等待会有所回报的 -莎曼珊，真搞不懂你 |
| [18:36] | There are people starving out there and you’re fasting. | 对面的人好像永远欲求不满时 而你却在禁欲 |
| [18:39] | Stop complaining. At least you can take care of yourself. | 别抱怨了 至少你可以自己解决 |
| [18:41] | I’m way beyond that point. I’ve given myself carpal tunnel. | 我那地方已使用过度了 |
| [18:45] | Sure. It’s all fun until you get to know each other. | 当然，得须相互配合才有乐趣 |
| [18:50] | Yeah, that move’s what they’re famous for. | 那姿势是他们的招牌动作 |
| [18:53] | It’s been an hour. How can that guy still be… | 已经一小时了 他怎么还能保持… |
| [18:56] | Hard. | 坚挺 |
| [18:58] | I have got to try this again with Kevin. | 我一定要和凯文试试 |
| [19:01] | We really like each other. That’s got to be stronger than a drug, right? | 我们都喜欢对方 爱的力量应该比药物强吧？ |
| [19:05] | I’m warning you ladies, if I make it to four months, I’m humping one of you. | 我可警告你们 若我四个月没做爱，得小心了 |
| [19:13] | – oh, my God. – I hate them. | -天啊 -我讨厌他们 |
| [19:16] | After the second show, each of us went on with our Saturdays. | 欣赏过性爱秀之后 我们决定好好利用周末假期 |
| [19:20] | Miranda went to get a movie and another pound of Gummy Bears. | 米兰达又去租片子 还拿到免费的QQ糖 |
| [19:23] | It’s my sweetheart! You look good, baby. Good enough to eat. | 宝贝，你看来秀色可餐 |
| [19:28] | Where you going, doll? I got what you want. I got what you need. | 你要去哪儿？美女 我有你想要的，有你需要的 |
| [19:33] | – You talking to me? – We got a live one boys. | -你和我说话？ -我们对上话了，各位 |
| [19:36] | You got what I want? You got what I need? | 你有我想要的？ 你有我需要的？ |
| [19:39] | What I want is to get laid. What I need is to get laid. I need to get laid. | 我想做爱，我需要做爱… |
| [19:44] | – Take it easy, lady. I’m married. – All talk and no action. What a cafone! | -别激动，我结婚了 -只说不做，没用的家伙 |
| [19:51] | Yeah, she’s something else. | 对，她有种 |
| [19:54] | Samantha decided to channel her frustration at yoga. | 莎曼珊决定练瑜珈来解决问题 |
| [19:58] | Now release and breathe. | 放松，呼吸 |
| [20:02] | Unless you’re planning to move those hands down, get them off me. | 除非你的手要向下移 否则现在就拿开 |
| [20:06] | Exhale and turn around. | 吐气… |
| [20:09] | She had reached the end of her path and her patience. | 当她到达生命之门时 耐心也用尽了 |
| [20:16] | Want a fuck? | 想做吗？ |
| [20:28] | Want a fuck? | 想做爱吗？ 好 |
| [20:36] | Samantha spent the rest of the afternoon having multiple yogasms. | 接下来的几个下午 莎曼珊都在修练性爱术 |
| [20:41] | Later that night Charlotte was determined to prove she was stronger | 那一晚夏绿蒂下定决心 |
| [20:45] | than selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitors. | 要证明自己 比血清促进素抑制剂更有效 |
| [20:48] | – Isn’t your arm getting tired? – No, I think it’s starting to work. | -你的手不酸吗？ -不会，应该快有反应了 |
| [20:52] | Charlotte, it’s not, and I’m beginning to chafe. | 夏绿蒂，我开始觉得有点痛 |
| [21:06] | – You ok? – Yeah. | -你还好吧？ -还好 |
| [21:09] | I’ve just never been in this situation before. | 我只是以前没遇过这种情况 |
| [21:13] | Do you think you’ll ever… | 你觉得你会… |
| [21:17] | – Never mind. – What, think I’ll ever go off it? | -算了 -什么？会不会重振雄风？ |
| [21:20] | – Yeah. – Nope. | -对 -不会 |
| [21:22] | – Not even for me? – Nope. | -也不会为我而兴奋？ -不会 |
| [21:27] | Wouldn’t you rather be with a guy who’s kind and giving | 一个亲切体贴 |
| [21:30] | and not interested in sex, | 但对性不感兴趣的男人 |
| [21:32] | than an unstable, oversexed prick, who only wants to get laid? | 应该比满脑子只想做爱 而欲求不满的男人好吧？ |
| [21:40] | Nope. | 不对 |
| [21:42] | once Charlotte realized she couldn’t get what she thought she didn’t want, | 当夏绿蒂知道 她无法获得满足时 |
| [21:45] | she couldn’t imagine going on without it. | 她觉得这段关系 已无继续下去的理由 |
| [21:49] | Saturday night’s dinner came and went with no call from Big. | 整个周末夜 大人物都没打电话来 |
| [21:52] | My life was suddenly shit, but my cabinets were looking fabulous. | 我生活陷入灰暗期 但我的柜子却是亮丽无比 |
| [21:59] | – Who is it? – Me. | -谁？ -是我 |
| [22:07] | – Surprise. – Yeah. | -给你个惊喜 -是啊 |
| [22:20] | – What’s all this? – I’m painting. | -这是做什么？ -在粉刷 |
| [22:23] | – I can see that. – Why didn’t you call? | -我看得出来 -你怎么不打电话？ |
| [22:29] | Why didn’t you call? | 你怎么不打？ |
| [22:34] | So this is where you live. | 所以这就是你住的地方 |
| [22:39] | – About time you invited me up. – I didn’t invite you. | -也该是请我来的时候了 -我没请你来 |
| [22:44] | I know. | 我知道 |
| [22:53] | It’s nice. Very nice. | 不错，很漂亮 |
| [22:56] | No, it’s not. It’s a mess. | 不，一团糟 |
| [22:59] | The floors need to be stripped and the curtains are… | 地板要重换，窗帘… |
| [23:04] | I want to change a lot of it. | 可能要来个大整修 |
| [23:07] | I don’t know. | 不知道 |
| [23:10] | I like it. | 我喜欢 |
| [23:18] | I like it the way it is. | 我喜欢房子的装潢陈设 |
| [23:21] | What was that all about the other night? | 那一晚是怎么了？ |
| [23:23] | That was me. Having a meltdown. | 是我的原因，心情不好 |
| [23:28] | ok. | 好吧 |
| [23:37] | – Nice paint. Egg shell? – Yes. | -粉刷得不错，淡黄褐色？ -对 |
| [23:49] | Did you know that there’s a couple humping outside of your window? | 你知道窗户外 有对情侣疯狂做爱？ |
| [23:53] | Really? I never noticed. | 是吗？我没注意到 |
| [23:57] | All I could think was, why aren’t we having sex? | 现在我脑海中想的全是 为何我们不做爱？ |
| [24:01] | Is this normal? What’s wrong? Where are we going? | 这样正常吗？出了什么问题？ 我们怎么了？ |
| [24:06] | Hell, we can do better than that. | 我们可以赢过他们 |
| [24:14] | And then he kissed me. | 接下来，他吻了我 |
| [24:19] | odd how normal can sometimes feel so uncomfortable. | 真是奇怪 正常有时候反而令人不自在 |