| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:47] | life Is all about making choices. | 人生总是不停在做选择 |
| [00:49] | Some choices, like who you marry, are big… | 有些选择很重大 好比说跟谁结婚 |
| [00:52] | …while others are even bigger. | 但有些则更加重大 |
| [00:54] | What do you think? | 买五块钱维持三天的 |
| [00:56] | The $5 ones that last three days, or the $10 ones that last five? | 还是十块钱维持五天的？ |
| [00:59] | Either one. | -都好 |
| [01:02] | Three days. | -买三天的 |
| [01:04] | $5. | 五块钱 |
| [01:05] | Another choice Is how to deal with an ex-boyfriend. | 另一个选择是如何面对前男友 |
| [01:08] | Some women handle It coolly, calmly, while others…. | 有些女人很冷静，而有些则… |
| [01:11] | Fuck! | 妈的，是史蒂夫 |
| [01:13] | Steve. | |
| [01:16] | Go! | 快走… |
| [01:18] | $5! Come back here! | 赔我五块钱，回来 |
| [01:30] | He looked so hurt. | 他看起来很受伤 |
| [01:31] | Like a kid in one of those big-eyed velvet paintings. | 像那些画中的孩子 |
| [01:34] | Poor Steve. | -可怜的史蒂夫 |
| [01:35] | I’m sorry, I panicked. | -对不起，我一时慌了 |
| [01:37] | What was I to do, chat about the weather? | 我不想跟他聊天气之类的话题 |
| [01:39] | -The man’s been inside me. -Could I have more Sweet ‘N Low? | 我跟那男人上过床 |
| [01:43] | I’ve never been able to be friends with an ex. | -再给我一包低糖好吗？ -我没办法跟旧情人做朋友 |
| [01:46] | I meet those couples who stay friends and I think, ”How do they do that?” | 我碰到和前男友维持友谊的人 就会想“她们怎么做到的？” |
| [01:49] | I’ve never been friends with men. Women are for friendships, men are for fucking. | 我从来不跟男人做朋友 要友谊找女人就好 男人是用来上床的 |
| [01:54] | You must learn to form an opinion. | -你得学着有自己的主张 -友谊是额外的好处 |
| [01:56] | Friendship is the bonus of a relationship. No relationship, no friendship. | 如果他们不想谈感情 那就做不成朋友了 |
| [02:00] | If your couple doesn’t work, you withhold friendship as a punishment? | -你收回友谊作为惩罚？ |
| [02:04] | You make it sound so bad. | -你干嘛讲那么难听 |
| [02:06] | Black widow spiders bite their mate’s heads off when it’s over. | 黑寡妇蜘蛛办完事后 |
| [02:09] | Withholding friendship is letting them off easy. | 便把伴侣的头咬下来 |
| [02:11] | Imagine, instead of the awful break-up scene… | 收回友谊可以让他们自在离开 |
| [02:14] | …you say, ”Come here”… | 免了分手那幕，你说“过来” |
| [02:16] | …and chomp their head off. | 然后大口把他们的头咬下来 |
| [02:18] | I would love to be one of those people who’s all: | 我很欣赏那种 |
| [02:22] | ”We loved, thank you. You enriched my life. Now, go, prosper.” | “我们相爱过，谢谢你丰富 我的生命，现在各奔前程吧” |
| [02:26] | I’m much more: ”We didn’t work out, you need to not exist.” | 但我比较像是 “我们合不来，你最好消失” |
| [02:31] | What? | -怎么了？ |
| [02:33] | It’s just so childish. | -真的好幼稚 |
| [02:35] | Not you, the whole situation. | 不是说你，是整个情况 |
| [02:38] | We keep dresses we’ll never wear but throw away our ex-boyfriends. | 我们留着再也不穿的衣服 却把前男友像垃圾一样扔掉 |
| [02:44] | I’m not saying that I’m any better. | 我不是说我自己处理得多好 |
| [02:46] | I haven’t been able to be friends with Big, but…. | 我还无法跟大人物做朋友 |
| [02:50] | If you loved someone and you break up… | 但若你爱过一个人然后分手了 |
| [02:53] | …where does the love go? | 那份爱到哪儿去了？ |
| [02:55] | To their next girlfriend. | -移情到下一个女友身上 |
| [02:57] | No. That is a different love. | -不…那是不一样的爱 |
| [03:00] | The love that Big and I had cannot be same thing he has with Natasha. | 我跟大人物之间的感情 绝对和他与娜塔莎之间不同 |
| [03:04] | Natasha? When’d you stop calling her the idiot Stick Figure With No Soul? | 你什么时候开始不再叫她 “缺少灵魂的空洞白痴”？ |
| [03:09] | About three weeks ago when I saw them at Cafe M. | 大约三周前我在餐厅见到他们 |
| [03:12] | He was holding her hand and smiling and… | 他握着她的手微笑 |
| [03:17] | …I finally got it. | 我终于明白了 |
| [03:19] | They’re happy, slash, we’re over. | 他们很快乐，我们结束了 |
| [03:23] | It was okay. | 而我觉得没关系 |
| [03:28] | -Natasha, what a bullshit name. -Totally. | -娜塔莎？什么烂名字 -一点也没错 |
| [03:30] | -Stupid. -Complete bullshit. | -愚蠢 -烂到极点 |
| [03:33] | Later that night, I got to thinking about the ex factor. | 当晚，我思考着“X”因子 |
| [03:36] | In mathematics, we learned that ”x” stands for the unknown. | 在数学中，X代表未知数 |
| [03:40] | ”a” plus ”b” equals ”x.” | A加B等于X |
| [03:42] | But what’s really unknown ls.: what plus what equals friendship with an ex? | 但未知的是什么加什么 会等于和前男友的友谊？ |
| [03:48] | Is this an unsolvable equation? | 这是个无解的方程式吗？ |
| [03:50] | or Is It possible to transform a once-passionate love… | 或者有没有可能 将昔日热烈的感情 |
| [03:54] | …into something that fits nice and easlly onto the friendship shelf? | 转化成一份恰好的友谊？ |
| [03:58] | I couldn’t help but wonder… | 我不禁纳闷 |
| [04:00] | …can you be friends with an ex? | 和旧情人可以做朋友吗？ |
| [04:03] | That Sunday afternoon, Miranda was enjoying a blscottl and the paper when…. | 星期天下午当米兰达坐在家中 享受着饼干和报纸… |
| [04:13] | There It was… | 她前男友就站在外面 |
| [04:14] | …her ex’s head. | |
| [04:17] | I hear you breathing. | 我听见你的呼吸声 |
| [04:22] | Yeah. Hi! | 嗨 |
| [04:25] | That was a shitty thing you did, running away from me on the street. | 你从我面前跑开真是恶劣 |
| [04:29] | I didn’t run. | -我没有跑 |
| [04:30] | You ran. | -你有 |
| [04:32] | I wasn’t expecting to see you– | -我没想到会看见你，而且… |
| [04:35] | It really hurt my feelings. | -那真的伤了我的心 |
| [04:39] | I don’t do very well with ex-boyfriends and…. | 我不知道该怎么和前男友相处 |
| [04:44] | This is me. Steve. | 米兰达，是我…史蒂夫 |
| [04:54] | I held your head while you were sleeping. | 你入睡时是我抱着你的头 |
| [05:02] | I’m sorry. | 对不起，我很抱歉 |
| [05:04] | I’m so sorry. | |
| [05:06] | It’s okay. | 没关系… |
| [05:08] | I hadn’t seen you in so long and I missed you… | 我们好久没见面，我很想你 |
| [05:12] | …and then I did that shitty thing. | 但我却做了这么恶劣的事 |
| [05:14] | -It wasn’t that shitty. -It was. | -没那么恶劣，真的 |
| [05:16] | It was a shitty thing. I’m a shitty person. | -有，我是个恶劣的人 |
| [05:18] | -You are not a shitty person. -I am! I am shitty! | -你不是个恶劣的人 -我很恶劣 |
| [05:21] | You’d never do anything that shitty. | 你绝不会做出这么恶劣的事 |
| [05:23] | How about showing up at your apartment and calling you shitty? | 那我跑来你家骂你恶劣 又怎么说？ |
| [05:28] | Yeah, that was pretty shitty. | -没错，那挺恶劣的 |
| [05:31] | You’ve got a ”bat in the cave.” | -你鼻涕快流出来了 |
| [05:39] | I miss you. | 我很想你 |
| [05:42] | Whenever something funny happens, I always want to tell you about it. | 每当有好笑的事发生 我总是想告诉你 |
| [05:46] | So tell me. | 那就告诉我，我们当不成情人 |
| [05:49] | Just ’cause we broke up doesn’t mean we can’t have a friendly meal, does it? | 不表示不能像朋友 偶尔一起吃个饭，对吧？ |
| [05:56] | I guess not. | -是 |
| [05:58] | What are you doing Friday? | -你星期五要做什么？ |
| [06:01] | I have a date. | -我有约会了 |
| [06:04] | Looking forward to it, are you? | -你很期待吧？ |
| [06:07] | As Miranda made plans to have dinner with her last love… | 正当米兰达计划和前男友 一起吃晚餐 |
| [06:12] | …Charlotte came face to face with the memory of her first… | 夏绿蒂面对记忆中的初恋… |
| [06:17] | …her horse, Taddy. | 她的爱马，泰迪 |
| [06:20] | Charlotte’s relationship with Taddy ended… | 夏绿蒂和泰迪的关系 |
| [06:23] | …when he threw her during a teen equestrian competition… | 悲伤地结束 它在一场比赛中将她摔下马 |
| [06:26] | …causing her to break her collarbone and lose the blue ribbon. | 害她摔断锁骨，并且输掉冠军 |
| [06:31] | Her father promptly sold Taddy and she hadn’t been on a horse since. | 她父亲把泰迪卖给别人 从那时起她再也没骑过马 |
| [06:40] | Charlotte wondered lf It was time to get back in the saddle. | 夏绿蒂考虑 是否到了该重回马鞍的时候 |
| [06:45] | Meanwhile, across town… | 同时，在城的另一头 |
| [06:47] | …Samantha was about to see a stallion of her own. | 莎曼珊即将棋逢对手 |
| [07:14] | I gotta say, you look amazing. | 我非告诉你不可，你好漂亮 |
| [07:16] | Excuse me, but do I know you? | -不好意思，我们认识吗？ |
| [07:18] | Not yet. | -还没有 |
| [07:19] | I was thinking maybe you’d have dinner with me sometime. | 但改天或许你愿意 跟我共进晚餐？ |
| [07:23] | What makes you think that? | -你凭什么认为我会答应？ |
| [07:25] | The way you were just checking me out. | -从你注视我的眼神 |
| [07:30] | You get 10 points for directness. | 你的率直可以得十分 |
| [07:32] | Do I also get your phone number? | -我也得到你的电话了吗？ |
| [07:34] | I’m not sure yet. | -我还不确定 |
| [07:37] | I’ll tell you what…. | 这样吧 |
| [07:40] | Here’s my business card. You call me. | 这是我的名片，你跟我联络 |
| [07:44] | Blatantly picking a woman up on the street. | 公然在大街上和女人搭讪 |
| [07:47] | How’d you get to be so cocky? | -你怎么会这么自大？ |
| [07:49] | I was born that way, I guess. | -我想是天生的吧 |
| [07:52] | At least consider meeting me for a friendly little drink. | 至少考虑出来跟我喝一杯 交个朋友 |
| [07:56] | I’ll think about it, Mr. Cocky. | 我会的，自大先生 |
| [08:01] | Please do. | 请尽管这么做 |
| [08:12] | Later that week, when I spotted a Laura Ashley dress, circa 1988… | 当我发现衣柜里还挂着一件 |
| [08:17] | …still hanging in my closet… | 大约1988年的旧洋装时 |
| [08:19] | …I decided It was time to give my ex a friendly phone call. | 我决定是时候打电话给前男友 伸出友谊之手 |
| [08:31] | I hadn’t planned on the idiot Stick Figure With No Soul answering. | 我没料到会是那个缺少灵魂的 空洞白痴接的电话 |
| [08:36] | Then, I remembered Big had caller lD. | 接着我想起 大人物家有来电显示 |
| [08:39] | Shit! | 该死 |
| [08:51] | Hello yourself. | -你好 |
| [08:56] | -Did you just call? -No– | -刚才是你打的吗？ |
| [08:58] | Yes, but I didn’t get to talk because… | 不…对，但我还没来得及讲话 |
| [09:01] | …I accidentally hit the thing… | 因为…我不小心撞到…东西 |
| [09:05] | …so, you know, it hung up. So, yes. | 所以挂断了，没错，是我打的 |
| [09:11] | And I… | 我听到娜塔莎的声音 |
| [09:12] | …I heard Natasha, so, apologize to her. | 替我向她道个歉 |
| [09:18] | How is Natasha? | 娜塔莎好吗？ |
| [09:23] | Great. She’s great. | 她很好 |
| [09:28] | How are you? | -你好吗 |
| [09:30] | I’m A-ok. | -我一切顺利 |
| [09:33] | You sound a little nuts. | -你的语气听起来傻呼呼的 |
| [09:35] | Can’t you let one go by? | -拜托，你不能放过我一次吗 |
| [09:38] | This is weird. | -这很怪，分手后第一次联络 |
| [09:40] | The first call. Right. | -没错 |
| [09:43] | Maybe I’d… | 也许我照着准备的讲稿念 |
| [09:44] | …do better if I went with my little prepared speech. | 会好一点 |
| [09:48] | You have a speech? | 你有讲稿？ |
| [09:52] | I was wondering what you thought of… | 我在想… |
| [09:56] | …instead of pretending each other doesn’t exist… | 不知道你觉得… 别再假装彼此不存在 |
| [09:59] | …we try to be friends or something? | 我们试着做朋友如何？ |
| [10:05] | I’d like that. | 我很乐意 |
| [10:08] | I’ve been meaning to call, but I didn’t know lf you wanted to hear from me– | 我本来要打给你 但我不知道你想不想接我电话 |
| [10:12] | -Want to have a lunch or something? -Let’s. | -你愿意一起吃午餐吗？ |
| [10:20] | Thank you. | -我们一起吃午餐吧 |
| [10:22] | I have a 1:00 reservation. Bradshaw. | 我订了一点的位子，布雷萧 |
| [10:25] | I used to make our lunch reservations in Big’s name. | 以前我习惯报大人物的名字 |
| [10:27] | But today, I put It in mine, because that’s what friends do. | 但今天我用自己的名字订位 |
| [10:31] | The other party is already here. | 这是朋友的做法 |
| [10:34] | Thank you. | 另一位已经到了 |
| [10:45] | Are you hungry? Because I am. | 你饿了吗？我很饿 |
| [10:47] | I got up at 6:00, worked out, hardly had any breakfast. | 我六点就起床，几乎没吃早餐 |
| [10:51] | They have a great Cobb salad here. | 这里的玉米沙拉很棒 |
| [10:53] | Shall we eat? | -你说呢？可以吃饭了吗？ |
| [10:55] | -Let’s eat. -We’ll eat. | -我们吃饭吧 |
| [10:57] | And that’s when I realized, Big was nervous. | 我那时发现到：大人物很紧张 |
| [11:00] | It was odd. The new ”friend” part of me felt incredibly compassionate… | 奇怪的是，身为新朋友 这部分的我觉得非常同情 |
| [11:03] | …while the old ”girlfriend” part of me felt incredibly smug. | 但过去当女朋友那部分的我 却觉得沾沾自喜 |
| [11:08] | -You okay? -Fine. | -你还好吧？ -没事 |
| [11:20] | You look good. | -你看起来气色很好 |
| [11:21] | Thank you, so do you. | -谢谢，你也是 |
| [11:23] | Good afternoon. | 午安 |
| [11:26] | The Cobb salad is very good here. | -这儿的玉米沙拉很好吃 |
| [11:29] | Can I get you something to drink? | -请问需要什么饮料？ |
| [11:31] | Iced tea. | -冰茶 |
| [11:33] | A mineral water. | -矿泉水 |
| [11:36] | -Scotch. -Cosmopolitan. | -威士忌 -柯梦波丹 |
| [11:42] | An hour later, I had solved the unsolvable friendship equation. | 一小时后 我已解开了无解的友谊方程式 |
| [11:46] | It seems the answer Is this.: | 答案似乎是… |
| [11:48] | Cosmopolitans plus scotch equals friendship with an ex. | 柯梦波丹加上威士忌 等于和前男友的友谊 |
| [11:55] | And what about your music? | -老天 -还有你的音乐 |
| [11:57] | If I had to listen to freakin’ Blood, Sweat & Tears one more time…. | 我终于不必再听 |
| [12:02] | -Blood, Sweat & Tears is great stuff. -10 minutes after we’re awake? | “血汗泪合唱团”了 -他们的音乐很棒 |
| [12:12] | Tell me about the girl. | -起床后十分钟听那种东西？ 好了…跟我说说你女朋友的事 |
| [12:17] | -Really? -Friends talk about their relationships. | -真的？ |
| [12:20] | Go ahead, friend, tell me about the girl. | -朋友之间会谈论感情生活 说吧，朋友 |
| [12:30] | -She’s very sweet– -okay, enough! | 谈谈你女朋友的事 她很温柔… |
| [12:32] | Don’t tell me about the girl. No can do. | 够了，别跟我说她的事 我听不下去 |
| [12:36] | Maybe we should make a pact: | 我们订个协议吧 |
| [12:38] | We don’t talk about our relationships until they get really serious. | 除非是很认真的感情 否则我们不跟对方说 凯莉… |
| [12:51] | It is serious. | 这次是认真的 |
| [12:57] | We’re engaged. | 我们订婚了 |
| [13:00] | I wanted you to hear it from me. | 我希望由我亲口告诉你 |
| [13:05] | I just got a splitting headache. | -我现在头痛欲裂 |
| [13:08] | I didn’t know how to tell you…. | -我不知道该怎么告诉你 |
| [13:12] | -When you called for lunch– -Engaged? | -当你打来时… -订婚？ |
| [13:15] | How can you be engaged? You have a problem with commitment, remember? | 你怎么可能订婚？ 你这个人恐惧承诺，记得吗？ |
| [13:20] | In fact, you told me you never wanted to get married again, ever. | 事实上 |
| [13:26] | Things change. | 你跟我说你再也不想结婚了 |
| [13:27] | You just didn’t want to marry me. | -事情会改变 -你只是不想娶我？ |
| [13:29] | -Natasha and l– -Don’t say her name! | -听着，娜塔莎和我… |
| [13:31] | Don’t you dare say her name to me! | -别在我面前提她的名字 |
| [13:34] | You string me along for two years… | 你玩弄了我两年 |
| [13:36] | …then you marry some 25-year-old girl after only five months? | 然后才过五个月 你就要娶一个25岁的女人 |
| [13:41] | -I did not string you along. -Fine, you didn’t. | -我没有玩弄你 |
| [13:44] | You know what? I have to go. I have a headache. | -随便，好，你没有 我要走了，我头很痛 |
| [13:48] | -Are you okay? -I’m fine. | -你没事吧？ -我很好 |
| [13:50] | Don’t help me! Don’t you help me! | 别碰我，不要你帮忙 |
| [13:55] | Carrie, hold on, wait. | -凯莉，等一下，别走 |
| [13:56] | What is it? | -你还想干嘛？ |
| [13:59] | -Don’t end it like this– -You did it like this. I was being friendly. | -别这样离去 -是你造成的 |
| [14:03] | This seems like a much better way to end things. | 我想保持友谊 但这种结束方式似乎好得多 |
| [14:06] | Go. Be engaged, get married to… | 去吧，尽管订婚，跟那个叫… |
| [14:09] | …Nijinsky or whatever her name is. Have a nice life. | 娜金斯基还是什么的女人结婚 |
| [14:12] | Don’t worry about me, I’m fine. | 不用管我，我好得很 |
| [14:17] | These steps are very dangerous. | 这些阶梯很危险 |
| [14:25] | The next day, I had promised to hold Charlotte’s hand while she tried rlding. | 隔天，我答应夏绿蒂 在她尝试骑马时要陪着她 |
| [14:29] | It turned out, she needed to hold mine as well. | -我也需要她的支持 |
| [14:32] | How are you doing? | -你还好吗？ |
| [14:34] | Aside from the fact that my ex is engaged to a teenager… | 除了我前男友 跟一个年轻小妞订婚 |
| [14:37] | …and I’ve got horseshit on my goddamn $300 shoes… | 而我价值三百块的鞋子 沾到马粪？ |
| [14:42] | …I’m doing okay. | 我很好 |
| [14:44] | I think you’re amazing. | 我觉得你很坚强 |
| [14:45] | I would be in a hospital or something. | 换做是我可能已进了医院 |
| [14:48] | What the fuck is his problem? | -它到底有什么毛病？ |
| [14:50] | He’s got a stubborn streak. | -它只是性情倔强 |
| [14:53] | Some horses never really like to be ridden. | 有些马不喜欢被骑 |
| [14:55] | Taddy was like that when I first got him, but once I broke him in, he loved it. | 泰迪一开始也是这样 但它一旦被我驯服就很温驯 |
| [15:00] | You know what? | 你知道吗？我驯服了大人物 |
| [15:01] | I broke in Big. | |
| [15:03] | I broke him in and the idiot Stick Figure With No Soul gets to ride him. | 现在那缺少灵魂的空洞白痴 |
| [15:10] | I’m really sorry. | 却坐享其成 凯莉，我真的很难过 |
| [15:11] | I know you are. Thanks. | 我知道，亲爱的，谢了 |
| [15:16] | Damn! | 该死，现实就是如此 |
| [15:18] | You see, this is what happens. | 你试着跟前男友做朋友 |
| [15:20] | You try to be friendly with an ex and you wind up knee-deep in shit! | 最后却弄得自己一身屎 |
| [15:26] | Perfect. | 太好了 |
| [15:37] | This is Pal. He’s a good boy. | 这是派尔，它很乖 |
| [15:39] | He’s brown. | 它是棕色的，泰迪也是 |
| [15:41] | Taddy was brown, but he had white spots on his flank. | 但它腹部有白色的斑点 |
| [15:45] | Just stay till I’m on the horse, then you can go, okay? | 等我上马之后你就可以走了 好吗？ |
| [15:48] | I’m here, it’s all lovely. Go have fun. | 我会等你，在这里很愉快 去玩吧 |
| [15:53] | Hey, Pal. | -派尔 |
| [15:54] | Foot in and up you go. | -脚踩着马蹬然后上去 |
| [15:56] | As Charlotte put her boot in the stirrup… | 当夏绿蒂把脚套进马蹬时 所有关于泰迪 |
| [15:58] | …all her bad memories of Taddy, broken bones and ribbons flooded over her. | 摔断骨头以及痛失冠军的 可怕记忆全涌上心头 |
| [16:05] | No! | 不行 |
| [16:07] | Can’t. | 我做不到 |
| [16:09] | -No, I can’t. Let’s go. -You just paid. | 不，我没办法，我们走吧 |
| [16:12] | -I said, I can’t! -He’s all saddied up. | -我说我没办法 -它已经套上马鞍了 |
| [16:18] | After a few ”get to know each other” phone calls… | 几通电话之后 |
| [16:20] | …Samantha took up Mr. Cocky on his offer of a friendly drink. | 莎曼珊答应自大先生的邀约 出去喝一杯 |
| [16:24] | Turns out, It was a very friendly drink. | 到最后已经超越朋友的界线 |
| [16:28] | I want you to know, I never pick up guys on the street… | 我从来不在街上钓凯子 |
| [16:32] | …unless they’re very cute. | 除非他们非常迷人 |
| [16:34] | Get over here, you cutie. | 过来吧，你这迷人的家伙 |
| [16:38] | Before we go any further… | 在我们更进一步之前 |
| [16:40] | …I gotta warn you about something. | 我得警告你一件事 |
| [16:43] | Warn me about what? | 什么事？ |
| [16:46] | I’m very well-endowed. | -我本钱很雄厚 |
| [16:49] | Jackpot. | -中头奖了 |
| [16:51] | No. I’m serious. | 我是说真的 |
| [16:55] | It’s huge. | 它很大 |
| [16:59] | Most women can’t handle it. | 大多数的女人无法接受 |
| [17:01] | I’m not most women. | 我不是大多数的女人 |
| [17:05] | Unzip and get over here. | 拉下拉练…过来吧 |
| [17:12] | Samantha suddenly understood what made Mr. Cocky so cocky. | 莎曼珊突然明白 为什么自大先生会如此骄傲了 |
| [17:25] | I’m telling you, it was like a wall of flesh coming at me. | 那仿佛整面肉墙向我直扑而来 |
| [17:28] | Nothing is scarier than a really big one coming at you. | 没什么比一根大棒子 冲向你更可怕 |
| [17:31] | I didn’t even want my mouth near it, I was afraid I’d get lockjaw. | 我的嘴巴根本不想靠近它 我怕会肌肉痉挛 |
| [17:35] | It was quite a shock. His hands are relatively tiny. | 我真的很吃惊，他的手算小的 |
| [17:38] | -Don’t tell me you believe that. -Not anymore. | -别告诉我你信那一套？ -现在不信了 |
| [17:42] | I’m going to have to psych myself up before I try it again. | 再试一次前我得为自己打打气 |
| [17:45] | You’re going to try it again? Why? | -你还要再试一次？为什么？ |
| [17:48] | -Because it’s there. -It’s a penis, not Mount Everest. | -因为它就在那里 |
| [17:51] | If it was Mount Everest… | -只是命根子不是埃佛勒斯峰 -如果它是埃佛勒斯峰 |
| [17:53] | …Last night I could only make it to Base Camp one. | 昨晚我才刚登上基地营呢 |
| [17:57] | You dated Mr. Big, I’m dating Mr. Too Big. | 之前你和大人物交往 现在我和“超大人物”约会 |
| [18:01] | You’re unbelievable. | 真是难以置信 |
| [18:03] | You broke up with James because he was too small, this guy is too big. | 你因詹姆斯尺寸太小和他分手 |
| [18:07] | Who are you, Goldicocks? | 现在这个又太大 你是谁？性爱女神吗？ |
| [18:09] | Yep. | 我理想中的对象要刚刚好 |
| [18:10] | I’m looking for one that’s just right. | |
| [18:14] | That night, after a friendly dinner… | 当晚，一顿友好的晚餐后 |
| [18:16] | …Steve and Miranda began to explore their newfound friendship. | 史蒂夫和米兰达 开始探索他们的新友谊 |
| [18:19] | If you were a real friend, you’d let me keep it. | 如果你真的是朋友 你会让我留着它 |
| [18:22] | Sorry, it’s part of a break-up. You gotta return my fire department shirt. | 你得把我消防队的T恤还给我 |
| [18:26] | -It fits me perfectly. -Tell it to the judge. | -我穿非常合身 -去跟法官说吧 |
| [18:29] | -Please? -Nope. | -拜托？ -不行 |
| [18:35] | Thanks for coming out for dinner. | -谢谢你答应出来吃晚餐 |
| [18:37] | Thanks for letting me pay, finally. | -谢谢你…终于肯让我付钱 |
| [18:39] | That’s what friends do, isn’t it? | 朋友是这样的，不是吗？ |
| [18:45] | Goodnight. | 晚安 |
| [18:49] | That’s what friends do, isn’t it? | 对，朋友是这样的，不是吗？ |
| [18:55] | I got another question for you. | 我还有一个问题要问你 |
| [19:00] | Do friends kiss… | 朋友会亲… |
| [19:04] | …here? | 这里吗？ |
| [19:07] | No. | 不会 |
| [19:12] | Do friends kiss here? | 朋友会亲这里吗？ |
| [19:19] | No. | 不会 |
| [19:25] | Do friends kiss…. | 那朋友会亲… |
| [19:29] | Yeah. | 会 |
| [19:58] | We had good reasons for breaking up, right? | 我们分手有很好的理由对吧？ |
| [20:00] | Yeah. | 没错，金钱、未来计划、目标 |
| [20:02] | Money, schedules, goals. | |
| [20:06] | Good reasons. | 好理由 |
| [20:11] | What now? | 那现在呢？ |
| [20:14] | Are we still just friends? | -我们仍只是朋友吗？ |
| [20:16] | Yeah, we’re still just friends. | -对，我们仍只是朋友 |
| [20:20] | Friends who have sex. | 会上床的朋友 |
| [20:41] | And in a bed across town…. | 在这城市的另一头… |
| [20:43] | Ready? | -准备好了吗？ |
| [20:45] | Wait. | -等等 |
| [20:48] | Wait. | 等等 |
| [20:49] | After two yoga classes and a hIt of the best Hawalian gold she could find… | 上完两堂进阶瑜珈课 以及抽了她所能找到最棒的烟 |
| [20:54] | …Samantha was ready to take another run at Mount Everest. | 莎曼珊准备好 |
| [20:58] | okay, here we go. | 再次挑战埃佛勒斯峰 来吧 |
| [21:03] | Nice and easy. | 慢慢来 |
| [21:14] | That’s it. | 就是这样 |
| [21:18] | Easy– | 慢慢来… |
| [21:20] | Easy. | 轻一点 |
| [21:26] | Good. | 很好 |
| [21:30] | Good. | 太棒了 |
| [21:32] | okay, here we go. | 要开始了 |
| [21:36] | Here we go? | 要开始了？ |
| [21:38] | Yeah. We’re not there yet? | 你是说你还没进去？ |
| [21:41] | -No. -okay, stop. | -还没 -停下来 |
| [21:44] | Whoa, boy. | 老天 |
| [21:50] | Can we just be friends? | 我们能不能只当朋友就好？ |
| [21:56] | And just like that, Samantha made her very first male friend. | 就这样，莎曼珊交了生平 第一个男性朋友 |
| [22:03] | The next day in Central Park, Charlotte was making a new friend as well. | 隔天在中央公园 |
| [22:09] | Good, Pal. | 夏绿蒂也在交朋友 |
| [22:10] | She had decided she and Pal were moving too fast. | 她觉得她和派尔进展太快了 |
| [22:13] | Before going any further, they needed to get to know each other better. | 他们应该把步调放慢 多认识彼此 |
| [22:19] | You’re a good boy, Pal. | 你很乖，派尔，那样舒服吗？ |
| [22:22] | Does that feel good? | |
| [22:24] | You like that? My Taddy liked that, too. | 你喜欢吗？我的泰迪也很喜欢 |
| [22:28] | I loved my Taddy so much. | 我好爱我的泰迪，好马儿 |
| [22:32] | oh, good boy. | |
| [22:33] | And with that gentle nudge from her new pal… | 她的新伙伴轻轻推了她一下 |
| [22:36] | …all Charlotte’s bad feelings about Taddy lifted… | 使夏绿蒂对泰迪的反感消失了 |
| [22:39] | …and she remembered just how much she had loved his cute white spots. | 她回想起过去 她曾经多爱它漂亮的白色斑点 |
| [22:44] | Easy. | 放轻松… |
| [22:47] | okay. Go, boy, go! | 走吧 |
| [23:10] | Hey, It’s Carrie, I’m shoe shopping. | -我是凯莉，我出门买鞋了 |
| [23:12] | It’s me, are you there? | -是我，你在家吗？ |
| [23:16] | Pick up if you’re there. | 如果你在家就接电话 |
| [23:21] | You’re not there. | 你不在家 |
| [23:27] | I’m calling to say I feel bad about last week. | 我打来是想说 上星期的事我觉得很抱歉 |
| [23:36] | I didn’t mean for it to happen like that… | 我不是有意造成那种局面 |
| [23:41] | …I thought you needed to know. | 你必须知道这件事 |
| [23:44] | I hated to think someone else might tell you. | 而我不想让别人告诉你 |
| [23:47] | Chrlst. | 老天，我觉得自己很混帐 |
| [23:49] | I feel like a real shit. I’m sorry. | 对不起，我真的很抱歉 |
| [23:52] | I’m really sorry… …I would never hurt you deliberately– | 你知道我绝不会故意伤害你 |
| [23:59] | I know you wouldn’t. | 我知道你不会 |
| [24:02] | -You’re there? -I’m here. | -原来你在家？ |
| [24:12] | Like I was saying, I’m sorry. | -对，我在家 |
| [24:14] | I’m sorry, too. | -那…就像我说的，我很抱歉 -我也很抱歉 |
| [24:17] | I shouldn’t have reacted like that. | 我不该有那么大反应 我只是… |
| [24:21] | It was such a shock. | 这消息让我很震惊 |
| [24:26] | I guess it was a shock I needed to hear to move on. | 我想这是必要的打击 好让我继续往前走 |
| [24:33] | Yeah. | 是 |
| [24:38] | I wish you all the best. I do. | 我衷心祝福你，真的 |
| [24:41] | I hope you and Natasha will be very happy. | 我希望你和娜塔莎过得很幸福 |
| [24:45] | Do you mean that? | -那是真心话吗？ |
| [24:46] | No. | -不是 |
| [24:49] | But I will. | 但我会的，真的，我希望… |
| [24:51] | Really. I hope… | |
| [24:55] | …some day very soon… | 将来有一天，很快… |
| [24:57] | …we can all meet for a drink and be great friends. | 我们大家能一起出来喝东西 当好朋友 |
| [25:03] | Llke they do in the movies. | 就像电影里演的那样 那么… |
| [25:09] | Bye. | 再见了 |
| [25:13] | Bye. | 再见 |
| [25:27] | And I actually managed to hold onto those friendly feelings, until…. | 事实上，我真的打算 维持那份友好的感觉，直到… （我们订婚了） |
| [25:52] | I can’t believe my ex-boyfriend is at the Plaza… | 我不敢相信我的前男友 现在正在六条街外的饭店 |
| [25:56] | …having an engagement brunch. | 举行订婚宴 |
| [25:58] | And he had the nerve to invite you. | 我不敢相信他竟然有脸邀请你 |
| [26:00] | It’s my own fault. | 那是我的错，是我自己 |
| [26:02] | I had to make the big ”Iet’s be friends” speech. | 要对他发表“友好宣言” |
| [26:06] | Who am I kidding? Big and I were never friends, we were… | 我在开什么玩笑？我们从来 |
| [26:09] | …something else. | 都不是朋友，我们是其他关系 |
| [26:11] | Something that did not end with an engagement party at the Plaza. | 显然是那种最后不会在饭店 举行订婚派对的关系 |
| [26:15] | -Do we want another round? -What do you think? | 还要再一轮饮料吗？ |
| [26:17] | Four more, please. | 麻烦再来四杯 |
| [26:19] | I think I can actually feel them over there eating shrimp. | 我想我可以感觉到 他们正在那边吃虾子 |
| [26:24] | It’s just–why her? | 只是…为什么是她？ |
| [26:27] | I mean really…. | 说真的，为什么是她？ |
| [26:29] | Why her? | |
| [26:31] | one word: Hubbell. | -一句话：赫伯 |
| [26:33] | Hubbell. | -赫伯 |
| [26:35] | oh, my god. Hubbell. | 我的天，赫伯 |
| [26:38] | It is so Hubbell. | 没错，真的好赫伯 |
| [26:40] | Who’s Hubbell? | -谁是赫伯？ |
| [26:41] | Hubbell! | -赫伯 |
| [26:43] | Robert ”Hubbell” Redford in The Way We Were. | 劳勃瑞福在“往日情怀”中 饰演的赫伯 |
| [26:45] | I love that movie. | -我好爱那部电影 |
| [26:47] | I love, love, love, that movie. | -我超…超爱那部电影 |
| [26:50] | -Never saw it. -oh, my god! | -没看过 -我的天 |
| [26:53] | What are you, an alien? How could you have not seen it? | 你怎么可能没看过 “往日情怀”？ |
| [26:55] | Chick film. | 少女看的片子 |
| [26:57] | Robert Redford is madly in love with Barbara Streisand. | 劳勃瑞福疯狂地爱着 芭芭拉史翠珊 |
| [27:01] | -Katie. -K-k-k-katie. | -凯蒂 -凯…凯蒂 |
| [27:03] | K-k-k-katie, right! | 凯…凯蒂，没错 |
| [27:04] | But he can’t be with her because she’s too complicated… | 但他不能跟她在一起 因为她太复杂了 |
| [27:08] | …and she has wild, curly hair. | 而且还有一头狂野的卷发 |
| [27:10] | Hello? C-c-c-curly. | 卷…卷发 |
| [27:12] | He leaves her and marries this… | 所以他离开她 |
| [27:15] | …simple girl with straight hair. | 娶了一个直发的单纯女孩 |
| [27:17] | Ladies, I am having an epiphany. | 我突然有所领悟 |
| [27:19] | The world is made of two types of women: | 这世界只有两种类型的女人 |
| [27:22] | The ”simple” girls and the ”Katie” girls. | 单纯型和凯蒂型 |
| [27:25] | I’m a ”Katie” girl and where are our drinks? | 我就是凯蒂型 饮料到底送来了没？ |
| [27:28] | I always cry at the last scene in that movie… | 我每次看那部电影的 最后一幕都会哭 |
| [27:32] | -…when she sees him with his new wife– -The simple girl. | 当她在旅馆前 看见他和他新婚妻子 |
| [27:36] | -And she reaches up– -And smoothes his hair away. | 那单纯女孩 -她抬起手… -拨开他的头发 |
| [27:39] | She says to him: | 对他说 |
| [27:41] | ”Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.” | “你太太很漂亮，赫伯” |
| [27:43] | Then the music comes in. | 然后音乐进来了 |
| [27:46] | ”Memories” | -（回忆…） |
| [27:47] | oh my, God, it’s so good. | -我的天，真好听 |
| [27:48] | ”Light the corners of my mind | （像是我遥远心境的一角） |
| [27:51] | ”Misty water-colored memories | （往日情怀的…） |
| [27:55] | ”of the way we were” | （模糊记忆） |
| [27:57] | Let me do my favorite part. | 我最爱的部分让我来 |
| [27:59] | -”Can it be” -Yes! | （是否…） |
| [28:02] | ”Can it be that it was all so simple then | （是否当时一切都太单纯？） |
| [28:06] | ”or has time re-written every line? | （或者时光改写了每行诗？） |
| [28:10] | ”If we had the chance to do it all again | （如果我们有机会重来） |
| [28:15] | ”Tell me | （告诉我，会有结果吗？） |
| [28:16] | ”Would we? | |
| [28:18] | ”Could we? | （可能吗？） |
| [28:20] | ”Memories” | |
| [28:23] | I miss James. | 我想念詹姆斯 |
| [28:26] | Excuse me? | 你说什么？ |
| [28:29] | After I left my friends, I found myself pulled to the site of the engagement party. | 和朋友们散会后，我发现自己 不由自主往订婚派对的 地点走去 |
| [28:34] | I had no intention of going in, but It was on my way home. | 我并不想进去 但那在我回家的路上 |
| [28:49] | one second. | 等我一会 |
| [28:52] | I had a choice. | 我有个选择 |
| [28:54] | I could run or I could stand and ask him the question… | 我可以跑走，或问他一个… |
| [28:57] | …that lf I didn’t ask, would haunt me the rest of my life. | 如果不问 会困扰我一辈子的问题 |
| [29:01] | I thought by the time I got here, I’d know what to say. | 我以为在我到达之前 我就会知道该说什么 |
| [29:05] | And? | 然后呢？ |
| [29:08] | You’re late. The party’s over. | 你迟到了，派对结束了 |
| [29:12] | I’ll say it is. | 我想是吧 |
| [29:16] | Funny. | 有意思 |
| [29:18] | I was just on my way home and…. | 我只是回家时顺路经过 |
| [29:24] | I have a question for you. | 我有个问题要问你 |
| [29:27] | Why wasn’t it me? | 为什么不是我？ |
| [29:29] | -Carrie– -No, seriously. | 不，我是认真的 |
| [29:31] | I really need to hear you say it. | 我真的需要听你亲口说 |
| [29:35] | Come on, be a friend. | 拜托，我们是朋友 |
| [29:40] | I don’t know. | 我不知道 |
| [29:43] | It just got so hard… | 就是很难 |
| [29:46] | …and she’s…. | -而她… |
| [29:49] | Yeah. | -是 |
| [30:03] | ”Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.” | 你太太很漂亮，赫伯 |
| [30:07] | I don’t get it. | -我不明白 |
| [30:10] | And you never did. | -你永远也不会明白 |
| [30:19] | Easy, girl. | 别激动 |
| [30:31] | Then I had a thought, maybe I didn’t break Big. | 那时我想到 也许我并未驯服大人物 |
| [30:35] | Maybe the problem was he couldn’t break me. | 也许问题在于他无法驯服我 |
| [30:39] | Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. | 也许有些女人注定不该被驾驭 |
| [30:42] | Maybe they need to run free until they find someone… | 也许她们需要自由奔驰 直到她们找到… |
| [30:46] | …just as wild to run with. | 性情相投的伴侣一起同行 |