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| [00:01] | ♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪ | |
| [00:04] | ♪ we’ll always save the day ♪ | |
| [00:07] | ♪ and if you think we can’t ♪ | |
| [00:09] | ♪ we’ll always find a way ♪ | |
| [00:12] | – # that’s why the people # – # of this world # | |
| [00:16] | – # believe in… # – # Garnet # | |
| [00:18] | – # Amethyst # – # and Pearl # | |
| [00:21] | ♪ And Steven! ♪ | |
| [00:23] | S01xE21 – “Joking Victim” | |
| [00:24] | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ | |
| [00:28] | Hey, Steven! Do you want to try some special, | |
| [00:32] | – new french fries? – Do I?! | |
| [00:39] | – Hooooot! – They’re “special” | |
| [00:43] | because they’re seasoned with fire salt! | |
| [00:53] | Steven, what are you … Ow! | |
| [00:56] | Sowwy, Lars. | |
| [00:57] | Ugh. Steven, who do you think has to clean up this mess? | |
| [01:02] | – Sadie, clean up this mess. – No way! It’s your turn! | |
| [01:05] | – I cleaned the last five Stevens! – Aw, come on! | |
| [01:08] | That fall messed up my back! It hurts really bad. | |
| [01:12] | Fine. Move aside. I’ll take care of this. Can you grab the soap? | |
| [01:16] | Ohh! It hurts so much! | |
| [01:19] | Maybe you should take the day off. | |
| [01:23] | – Okay! You gonna be fine on your own? – Well, I guess so, but… | |
| [01:27] | – You’re the best, player 2! – Aww. | |
| [01:31] | – Uh, I can’t run this place by myself! – I could help! | |
| [01:36] | This place has given me so many delicious donuts. | |
| [01:39] | – It’s time I gave back. – I hereby deputize you as “Lars for the day.” | |
| [01:43] | – Now, it’s time I showed you the employee room. – Whoa. | |
| [01:49] | This is the most magical place I’ve ever seen! | |
| [01:52] | Let me give you the tour. These are the extra supplies, | |
| [01:55] | cups, plastic silverware. Sometimes I sleep on the napkins | |
| [01:58] | – when I get tired. – Is that why they’re called nap-kins? | |
| [02:03] | Not really, no. Good joke, though. | |
| [02:06] | On breaks, we chill out here. We can even watch tv! | |
| [02:10] | Sometimes, Lars will cover for me so I can watch “canine court.” | |
| [02:14] | And now, most important of all, this is where we store the donuts. | |
| [02:18] | They’re mailed in from some corporate bake-station. | |
| [02:22] | – You mean you don’t make them here? – No, not since… the accident. | |
| [02:27] | Now, Steven, this job is a big responsibility, so you’re gonna | |
| [02:31] | – have to watch this videotape. – What is it? | |
| [02:35] | It’s like a dvd shaped like a box, and it’ll tell you | |
| [02:38] | everything you need to know. | |
| [02:45] | Mr. Smiley used to work here? | |
| [02:47] | No, but he used to be an actor/R&B singer. | |
| [02:50] | ♪ Donuts at the big donut ♪ | |
| [02:52] | ♪ they make the world go round, ♪ ♪ A treat when you are down ♪ | |
| [02:57] | ♪ Donuts … Wow! … at the big donut … Bam! ♪ | |
| [03:00] | ♪ dunk them in coffee or tea, napkins are always free ♪ | |
| [03:05] | ♪ now, if a customer chokes on a donut ♪ | |
| [03:07] | ♪ that ain’t right. ♪ ♪ state law requires that you assist them ♪ | |
| [03:11] | ♪ help ’em out, now. ♪ | |
| [03:13] | ♪ take both hands, push below the diaphragm ♪ | |
| [03:15] | ♪ get them happy and breathing as fast as you can ♪ | |
| [03:19] | ♪ That’s the law. ♪ ♪ in the event of a fire ♪ | |
| [03:22] | ♪ don’t panic. Stay calm. ♪ | |
| [03:23] | ♪ there is a fire extinguisher against the back wall ♪ | |
| [03:27] | ♪ there is a 6% sales tax on edible goods ♪ | |
| [03:32] | ♪ ’cause tax exemption is for non-prepared foods ♪ | |
| [03:36] | ♪ …in coffee or tea, napkins are always free ♪ | |
| [03:40] | ♪ free, free ♪ | |
| [03:41] | That was great! Are all videotapes that informative? | |
| [03:44] | In my experience, yeah. It started out as just a summer | |
| [03:48] | job, but that was two summers ago. | |
| [03:52] | Hmm. I’ll have a… | |
| [03:55] | – # Donuts, at the big donut # – Hey! | |
| [03:58] | ♪ they make the world go round ♪ | |
| [04:00] | Wow. I can’t believe you used | |
| [04:03] | – to be a real actor/R&B singer. – “Used to be”? | |
| [04:07] | – Kids, they don’t know anything. – Wow, I’m impressed! | |
| [04:10] | Last time someone mentioned that | |
| [04:12] | song, we couldn’t get Mr. Smiley to go home. | |
| [04:14] | ♪ to perk up, you gotta percolate ♪ | |
| [04:16] | ♪ a hot cup of coffee makes the perfect date ♪ | |
| [04:19] | Aww, thanks! Maybe I should phone up Lars, | |
| [04:22] | tell him he can stay home ’cause I found his replacement! | |
| [04:27] | – Really?! – Oh. No, th-that was a joke. | |
| [04:31] | I know we both love Lars… | |
| [04:33] | but this job is the best thing that’s ever happened to | |
| [04:36] | – me, and we should fire Lars. – We can’t “fire Lars.” | |
| [04:41] | – Why not? – Well, you know, I mean, he | |
| [04:44] | may do things like come in late and leave all the | |
| [04:48] | really hard work for me, but … look, I like Lars! | |
| [04:52] | He … he’s a nice guy… Once you get to know him. | |
| [04:57] | There was this one time … the new “army of war” game was coming out. | |
| [05:00] | But Lars was banned from the only place selling it. | |
| [05:04] | He wanted it so bad! | |
| [05:06] | So who does he beg to stand in line for seven hours? | |
| [05:10] | Me! I didn’t think much of it. | |
| [05:13] | When I got to his house, I saw he cleaned up his room | |
| [05:16] | a little, and he got a big box of oyster crackers. | |
| [05:18] | They’re my favorite. | |
| [05:20] | He let me be his “player 2,” and | |
| [05:22] | – we spent the whole night together. – That really is nice. | |
| [05:28] | – Must’ve been one great video game! – Yeah, it was. | |
| [05:32] | Maybe we could do something nice for Lars. | |
| [05:36] | ♪ Donuts, d-d-donuts ♪ | |
| [05:39] | ♪ donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts ♪ | |
| [05:41] | I-I thought you wanted this to be a surprise! | |
| [05:44] | He would hear us a mile away! | |
| [05:46] | But the donut fever’s fried my soul! Huh? | |
| [05:51] | Aw, he already ordered pizza! | |
| [05:57] | Huh? | |
| [05:59] | – Do a flip! – Oh, yeah! | |
| [06:00] | Hey, Lars, thanks for inviting us over. | |
| [06:05] | It’s no problem… ’cause I got the whole day off | |
| [06:07] | by faking a severe back injury! | |
| [06:11] | Ugh! He was faking this whole … | |
| [06:20] | Uh, don’t worry! We can handle the big donut! | |
| [06:23] | Who needs crummy, old Lars? | |
| [06:24] | Steven, he’s made a fool of me! | |
| [06:29] | Idiot! He’s burned me before. | |
| [06:32] | Just once, I’d like to burn him back! | |
| [06:36] | I know how to burn people! | |
| [06:39] | Wait right here. Actually, this might take a while. | |
| [06:43] | You’d better go home. See you tomorrow at wo-o-o-rk! | |
| [06:50] | – Fire salt! – Huh? | |
| [06:52] | Burn! Burn people! | |
| [06:54] | You know we can’t add anything to the donuts! | |
| [06:57] | It’s just a little fire salt. I was going to prank Lars. | |
| [07:01] | He did really hurt my feelings… a little. | |
| [07:05] | But what kind of person does that | |
| [07:07] | make you if you try to hurt him back? | |
| [07:09] | A… hero? | |
| [07:16] | My back! Sadie, I finally got out of bed, | |
| [07:20] | but I don’t think I can work today either. | |
| [07:23] | Sadie, don’t make me walk | |
| [07:25] | all the way to the break room! | |
| [07:28] | Sadie… This is gonna be so funny! | |
| [07:32] | Yo, Sadie, where you at? Are you slacking off? | |
| [07:36] | – Lars. – Hi, Lars! | |
| [07:39] | – Why is Steven in a donut suit? – Don’t worry about that. | |
| [07:42] | – How’s your back? – Uh, actually, it still hurts like … | |
| [07:46] | – Really. – No, no, it’s cool. I know I can | |
| [07:49] | – count on you to help, “P” 2. – Sure. Just relax. In fact… | |
| [07:54] | – Why don’t you have a donut? – Yeah, all right. | |
| [07:58] | Careful. It’s a little hot. | |
| [08:04] | Hey, this is pretty good. | |
| [08:06] | This a new flavor or something? | |
| [08:09] | She said … she said it’s hot! | |
| [08:20] | – Steven, help Lars! – Uh, Lars, drink this! | |
| [08:28] | No! Lars, come back! | |
| [08:32] | – Steven, I didn’t want this! – I know how to fix this! | |
| [08:36] | We just need to get Lars to calm down. | |
| [08:38] | How are we gonna find him?! | |
| [08:42] | I think he went this way! | |
| [08:44] | And of the many treasures in our wonderful | |
| [08:47] | city, this is certainly one of the sweetest. | |
| [08:50] | As mayor, I’m proud to unveil this … | |
| [08:52] | the largest bowl of ice cream in Beach County! | |
| [08:56] | Yes, let’s all scream… for ice cream. | |
| [09:07] | Yeah. It melted, Gary! | |
| [09:10] | Well, you should have said that at the meeting! | |
| [09:14] | – Amethyst! – Hey, why’s donut guy breathing fire? | |
| [09:18] | I tried to prank Lars, but I used too much fire salt! | |
| [09:21] | Steven… That’s hilarious. | |
| [09:26] | You… did… this… to me? | |
| [09:35] | It wasn’t Steven! | |
| [09:39] | – It was me. – Oh, now it’s gettin’ good! | |
| [09:42] | After all I do for you, | |
| [09:44] | you lie to me so you can sneak off | |
| [09:47] | – with some other girl?! – And other boys! | |
| [09:53] | That night we played video games, I don’t know what it | |
| [09:56] | meant to you, but ever since then, I can’t get the thought out | |
| [10:00] | of my head that you’re a good person. | |
| [10:05] | That night I really thought … | |
| [10:08] | “player 2” … is that just your way of saying I could | |
| [10:12] | – have been anyone? – Sadi… | |
| [10:15] | ♪ if a customer chokes on a donut ♪ | |
| [10:19] | ♪ state law requires that you assist them ♪ | |
| [10:22] | ♪ take both hands, push below the diaphragm ♪ | |
| [10:31] | Another day saved by Steven Universe, with the | |
| [10:35] | bonus musical stylings of Harold Smiley. You’re welcome! | |
| [10:45] | – I’m not apologizing. – Uh, no! I want to help! | |
| [10:50] | – But I get it if you want to be alone. – Oh, no, no, no! Stay. | |
| [10:55] | I-I mean, you can help. But first, let’s get you some | |
| [10:59] | water, and maybe get you out of those burnt shirts. | |
| [11:03] | Hey, we make a pretty great team. | |
| [11:06] | You were absolutely no help whatsoever. | |
| [11:09] | Eh. | |
| [11:10] | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ |