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| [00:00] | S01xE22 – “Steven and the Stevens” | |
| [00:01] | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ | |
| [00:05] | – Hey! How ’bout this one here?! – What one? | |
| [00:08] | This little one! It’s adorb-able. | |
| [00:10] | Steven, the legendary glass of time | |
| [00:13] | won’t be nearly so small and insignificant. | |
| [00:15] | It’ll be beautiful and grand, like this one! | |
| [00:18] | – I think it’s this one. – Whoa! | |
| [00:21] | You mean the biggest one?! | |
| [00:23] | How are we even supposed to get that back to the warp pad? | |
| [00:26] | – I can carry it. – Wait! | |
| [00:28] | We need to be careful which one we touch! | |
| [00:30] | You remember what happened last time we were here. | |
| [00:32] | – What happened? – Hey, guys! | |
| [00:34] | I’m makin’ the call, and it’s this janky one here! | |
| [00:37] | Amethyst! | |
| [00:39] | Uh… Nope, it wasn’t. | |
| [00:44] | – Look out! – Whoa! Ugh! | |
| [00:46] | We don’t have much time! | |
| [00:47] | – Amethyst, come on! – Steven! | |
| [00:49] | W-Where do you think you’re going?! | |
| [00:51] | Amethyst gets to keep hers! | |
| [00:53] | – Darn tootin’! – I’m gonna get the one I picked out! | |
| [00:56] | – Steven! – Steven! | |
| [00:57] | My name’s Steven. | |
| [00:59] | – You’re gonna live with me. – Steven, come on! | |
| [01:01] | I’m a-comin’! | |
| [01:03] | I’m a-comin’! | |
| [01:06] | Hang on. | |
| [01:08] | – Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. – Gotcha. | |
| [01:12] | Well done, Garnet! | |
| [01:18] | Hot potato! | |
| [01:20] | – We’re doing that again, right?! – Unfortunately, we’ll | |
| [01:23] | have to wait another hundred years for the | |
| [01:25] | sea shrine to reform ’cause somebody couldn’t | |
| [01:28] | keep their hands to themselves. | |
| [01:30] | You have a lobster on your butt. | |
| [01:32] | Huh? Eee! | |
| [01:34] | Beach-a-palooza! | |
| [01:36] | – Beach-a-wha-whozaa? – Palooza. | |
| [01:38] | That was a lot of fun, you guys. | |
| [01:40] | I’ll see you later! After you, sir. | |
| [01:43] | Buh-bye! | |
| [01:48] | Yep. | |
| [01:49] | – Mm-hmm. – Dad! Dad! | |
| [01:51] | Are you ready to rehearse? Whoa! | |
| [01:53] | Uhh… We’re having a bit of a day. | |
| [01:56] | – Is it stuck? – Yeah. | |
| [01:58] | Why does a boat need a car wash? | |
| [02:01] | Huh! | |
| [02:02] | Sorry, buddy. I don’t think I can play | |
| [02:05] | in the concert tonight. I got to deal with this. | |
| [02:07] | You’re bailing on beach-a-palooza?! | |
| [02:10] | – But the whole town’s gonna be there! – Steven, that’s like 15 people. | |
| [02:14] | Next time, bud, I promise. All right, maybe if you bring it | |
| [02:18] | – forward a little bit. – Stupid boat gettin’ all stuck. | |
| [02:21] | Nobody likes you, boat! | |
| [02:22] | Wish I could’ve been there to tell my dad you were too fat! | |
| [02:25] | That’s it. Just back her in. | |
| [02:29] | – She’ll definitely fit. – What the… | |
| [02:32] | – Dad! Dad! – Hey, Stu-ball. | |
| [02:34] | – You excited for beach-a-palooza! – Dad! Dad! | |
| [02:38] | Fat, it’s fat! Fat, fat, fat! | |
| [02:40] | – Rude! – Not you! The boat! | |
| [02:42] | – The boat! – Huh? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! | |
| [02:45] | – Stop! – Huh? | |
| [02:46] | Nice catch, Steven! | |
| [02:49] | The thing! You took me back in time, | |
| [02:52] | didn’t you?! Oh, man. | |
| [02:54] | Pearl’s gonna flip when she finds out you were the real one! | |
| [02:57] | Look, I’m sorry, but the boat’s fat! | |
| [02:59] | Oh, no! Your truck! | |
| [03:01] | Oh! Whoa! | |
| [03:06] | Gotta save the van! | |
| [03:07] | I wish I could go back and stop myself from stopping my dad! | |
| [03:10] | That’s it. Just back her in. | |
| [03:13] | – She’ll definitely fit. – What the… | |
| [03:17] | Dad! Dad! | |
| [03:19] | What? | |
| [03:21] | – Shh! – Future Steven? | |
| [03:23] | Listen, two-minutes-ago Steven. | |
| [03:25] | We can’t go around trying to change time stuff. | |
| [03:28] | It just makes things worse! | |
| [03:30] | – Oh, no! How did this happen?! – Aww, man. | |
| [03:33] | I really wanted to play at beach-a-palooza! | |
| [03:35] | Too bad you and I can’t be in a band. | |
| [03:37] | Wait a minute! | |
| [03:41] | Steven! | |
| [03:44] | Steven? | |
| [03:47] | Steven? What’s going on? | |
| [03:50] | – No time to explain! – Wanna join our band?! | |
| [03:53] | Yes! But didn’t dad say he would play with us? | |
| [03:57] | He had an emergency at the car wash. | |
| [03:59] | – We should go help him! – No! | |
| [04:01] | There’s nothing we can do. The boat’s fat, trust us. | |
| [04:03] | Okay, so, who’s our fourth? | |
| [04:05] | – We need a drummer. – Not a problem, Steven. | |
| [04:08] | Hey, it’s the time thing … | |
| [04:10] | “Steven and the Stevens” | |
| [04:11] | ♪ can’t you see it in my eyes? ♪ | |
| [04:14] | ♪ I’m the one, I’m the one ♪ | |
| [04:16] | – 2! – 3! | |
| [04:17] | – 4! – # I’m not like the other guys # | |
| [04:20] | – # he’s not like anybody # – # ahh, ahh # | |
| [04:23] | ♪ well, that’s not completely right ♪ | |
| [04:26] | ♪ there’s a few that I’m just like ♪ | |
| [04:29] | ♪ Steven and the Stevens ♪ | |
| [04:31] | – # ahh, ahh, ahh # – # we’re gonna make you smile # | |
| [04:34] | ♪ me, myself, and I, and him ♪ | |
| [04:37] | – # are all the same guy # – # Steven and the Stevens # | |
| [04:42] | ♪ come on, now, don’t Be shy ♪ | |
| [04:45] | ♪ me, myself ♪ ♪ and I and him ♪ | |
| [04:47] | – That’s me! – # are all the same guy # | |
| [04:52] | Hey! Great singing, Steven! | |
| [04:53] | – Thanks, Steven! – Can I sing lead this time? | |
| [04:56] | Well, I usually sing lead vocals when I play with dad. | |
| [04:59] | – So do I! – Me, too! | |
| [05:01] | Me, too, too! We all do! We’re all Steven! | |
| [05:05] | Well, one of us has got to be the band leader! | |
| [05:08] | – Hmm. | – Hmm. |
| [05:10] | Oh! The leader should be the original Steven! | |
| [05:13] | – The one that’s been around the longest! – Yeah! All right! | |
| [05:17] | – That’s a good idea! – Oh, ho, ho! – Mh-mm. | |
| [05:19] | Done and done! | |
| [05:21] | Steven 2, you’re the smart one. | |
| [05:23] | Steven 3, you’re the funny one. | |
| [05:25] | Steven 4, you’re the sensitive one. | |
| [05:28] | And I’m… | |
| [05:31] | …the handsome one! Okay? | |
| [05:34] | – Okay! – Okey-dokey, artichokey! | |
| [05:37] | Steven 4, what are you doing?! You’re not the funny one! | |
| [05:40] | – Steven 3 is! – Well, we’re all the | |
| [05:42] | same person, so we’re all equally prone | |
| [05:45] | – to being hilarious. – No, no! | |
| [05:46] | That was too smart an observation for you, 3! You’re the funny one! | |
| [05:50] | – Wait, which one am I again? – Dang it, number 2, | |
| [05:53] | – you’re the smart one! – Hey, if Steven 1 is | |
| [05:56] | the handsome one, does that mean the rest of us | |
| [05:59] | – aren’t good-looking? – No way! | |
| [06:00] | – We’re all extremely attractive! – Let’s go get jobs as models! | |
| [06:04] | Hey! None of you are the handsome one! | |
| [06:07] | I’m the handsome one! | |
| [06:09] | Ah! No! I didn’t mean … we decided… | |
| [06:13] | Let’s take five. | |
| [06:15] | – There’s a 5th Steven? – No! | |
| [06:18] | I mean a five-minute break! | |
| [06:20] | We know. | |
| [06:23] | I can’t believe it. I’m so… annoying! | |
| [06:28] | Maybe it’s time for me to quit the music business. | |
| [06:33] | ♪ Steven! ♪ | |
| [06:35] | ♪ Ste-Ste-Ste Steven! ♪ | ♪ Ste-Ste-Ste Steven! ♪ |
| [06:39] | – # Ste-Ste-Ste Steven! # – Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! | |
| [06:41] | – What’s all this noise?! – # Ste-Ste-Ste … # | |
| [06:43] | I thought we agreed that Steven and the Stevens was | |
| [06:46] | gonna be a light-hearted throwback to early rock ‘n’ roll, | |
| [06:48] | not this mess of screaming and distortion! | |
| [06:51] | Look, Steven. Steven and I were talking, and Steven agrees. | |
| [06:54] | – Your attitude just isn’t working for us. – We’ve been a lot | |
| [06:58] | – more productive without you. – We already wrote an | |
| [07:01] | angsty song about that time you made us feel bad | |
| [07:03] | – for not being handsome. – You’re kicking me out | |
| [07:06] | of the band?! Wait. Who’s playing drums? | |
| [07:08] | Amethyst said she’d do it. | |
| [07:10] | – I’m down for whatever. – Oh, come on! | |
| [07:13] | ♪ Steven’s a big, fat meanie ♪ | |
| [07:15] | ♪ a big fat meanie zucchini ♪ | |
| [07:18] | – Whoa, dude. – Listen up! | |
| [07:20] | You can’t kick me out of the band! | |
| [07:22] | I’m the original Steven. I created you! | |
| [07:26] | Steven and the Stevens was my idea! | |
| [07:29] | Without me, you’d all be nothing! | |
| [07:32] | That’s it. | |
| [07:39] | Steven, no! | |
| [07:40] | Wish I could have been there to tell my dad you were too … | |
| [07:46] | Don’t start the band, Steven. | |
| [07:47] | It’ll only tear us apart. | |
| [07:49] | Ho, ho! We all have time things! | |
| [07:53] | You’ll never catch me, you turkeys! Ha! | |
| [07:56] | We got to stop me. | |
| [07:59] | I’m okay, guys. I just … wha… | |
| [08:02] | Too far back! | |
| [08:09] | Huh? | |
| [08:17] | Just take me back to the beginning. | |
| [08:19] | Amethyst gets to keep hers! | |
| [08:21] | – Darn tootin’! – I’m gonna get the one I picked out! | |
| [08:24] | – Steven! – Steven! | |
| [08:25] | My name’s Steven. | |
| [08:27] | Stop right there! | |
| [08:29] | – Give me the time thing, Steven. – Wait. Are you future me? | |
| [08:34] | Just hurry up and give it! | |
| [08:36] | Huh? | |
| [08:37] | Wha… | |
| [08:38] | Don’t make me hurt me, Steven. | |
| [08:40] | Why do you need it so bad? | |
| [08:42] | Just give it to me! | |
| [08:48] | Give it up, Steven! I know everything you’re gonna | |
| [08:51] | do before you do it! | |
| [09:01] | Huh? | |
| [09:06] | 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18… | |
| [09:09] | Uh… | |
| [09:13] | Stop it! | |
| [09:15] | Huh? What? | |
| [09:17] | – Huh? – Look around you. | |
| [09:20] | This isn’t right. When Steven fights Steven, | |
| [09:23] | who is the winner? What have we become? | |
| [09:27] | – What is it? – What’s wrong with us? | |
| [09:29] | – What have we become? – We’re not the Stevens | |
| [09:32] | we once were. And to fix that, I have to end it! | |
| [09:44] | Steven, please! You got to … | |
| [09:47] | Steven, dad can’t play beach-a-palooza with you. | |
| [09:50] | The boat’s fat. You got to find another way. | |
| [09:53] | I don’t know what you’re talking about. | |
| [09:55] | Stay cool forever, Steven. Mwah. | |
| [09:58] | Arrivederci. | |
| [10:06] | ♪ can’t you see it in our eyes? ♪ | |
| [10:09] | – # we’re the one, we’re the one # – # two # | |
| [10:10] | – # three # – # four # | |
| [10:12] | ♪ we’re not like the other guys ♪ | |
| [10:15] | ♪ we’re not like anybody ♪ | |
| [10:17] | – # ahh # – # by the way, don’t go back in time # | |
| [10:20] | – # ahh # – # or you’ll destroy yourself # | |
| [10:23] | ♪ Steven and the Crystal Gems ♪ | |
| [10:26] | ♪ we’re gonna make you smile ♪ | |
| [10:28] | ♪ I accidentally created an alternate timeline ♪ | |
| [10:34] | ♪ Steven and the Crystal Gems ♪ | |
| [10:37] | ♪ come on now, don’t be shy ♪ | |
| [10:40] | ♪ I learned to stay true to myself ♪ | |
| [10:42] | ♪ by watching myself die ♪ | |
| [10:47] | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ |