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[00:00] | S01xE34 – “Watermelon Steven” | |
[00:01] | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ | |
[00:11] | Look, dad! I’m Amadeus! | |
[00:13] | My father … | |
[00:15] | – he disapproves of me! – Ha! Well, check this out. | |
[00:24] | Ta-da! | |
[00:26] | – Betcha can’t top that! – Bet I can! | |
[00:37] | Beat that! | |
[00:39] | Huh. That was impressive, my son. | |
[00:42] | But the name of the game ain’t distance nor accuracy. | |
[00:45] | – It ain’t? – No, Steven. | |
[00:48] | This challenge is all about who can spit the coolest. | |
[00:52] | Allow me to demonstrate. | |
[01:07] | Wow, dad! | |
[01:09] | Uh, dad? You okay? | |
[01:12] | Help me, son. | |
[01:17] | Ohh! | |
[01:22] | – Beat that. – What?! | |
[01:25] | You’re asking for it. | |
[01:29] | You’re really asking for it. | |
[01:32] | Hurricane… spin… spit! | |
[01:42] | – My hurricane spin spit is unbeatable. – By jove! It’s full of seeds! | |
[01:49] | – Dad? – Congratulations, son. | |
[01:53] | You win by a mile. | |
[02:00] | I crown thee your watermelajesty. | |
[02:05] | My liege. | |
[02:25] | Huh? Holy watermelon! | |
[02:29] | Huh? | |
[02:31] | Is this… | |
[02:34] | Can’t be. They’re me! They’re all me! | |
[02:40] | Hmm. This is really impressive. | |
[02:44] | I suppose. Your mother had the power | |
[02:47] | to grow sentient plant life to act as her defenders. | |
[02:50] | But Rose’s plants moved and stuff. | |
[02:52] | – These guys don’t do… anything. – Amethyst, be careful. | |
[02:57] | This one’s just a baby. Aww! Look at him. | |
[03:03] | – So precious. – Ugh! | |
[03:09] | Ohh. This is really weird. | |
[03:10] | What are we gonna do with all of them? | |
[03:17] | There. That’s a mighty fine-looking | |
[03:20] | table, right, baby melon? | |
[03:24] | – Mm-Hmm. – Steven! What’s going on here? | |
[03:27] | – You got a permit for this setup? – Oh! | |
[03:30] | Uh, hey, Mr. Smiley. Um… here. | |
[03:33] | Try one of my watermelon Stevens! | |
[03:35] | Hmm. Yeah, I don’t … I don’t know. | |
[03:38] | It’s kind of weird-looking. Uh, but… | |
[03:40] | I’ll go ahead and accept your bribe. | |
[03:44] | – Hey, there. – Hey, Steven. | |
[03:46] | – What’s all this about? – Just a little side | |
[03:49] | – project I got going on. – Oh, really? | |
[03:51] | That’s great. | |
[03:52] | How’d you get such handsome watermelons? | |
[03:54] | Let’s just say there’s a little Steven | |
[03:57] | in every one of them. | |
[03:59] | Great sales pitch, dude. So, how much for one? | |
[04:02] | How much? Uh, I was just gonna give | |
[04:06] | – you one, Sadie. – Come on. I insist. | |
[04:08] | I love supporting local businesses. | |
[04:13] | Whoa! What’s going on here? | |
[04:15] | – Hey, Ronaldo. – Don’t mind me. | |
[04:17] | Just doing some live blogging about your weird watermelons. | |
[04:22] | “Check… out… these weird | |
[04:28] | watermelon guys down… | |
[04:32] | by… the funland… | |
[04:38] | entrance. | |
[04:42] | – It’s… really… ” – Steven, you shouldn’t keep | |
[04:48] | your customers waiting like this. | |
[04:50] | I’ll just give you five bucks and take one, okay? | |
[04:52] | – Sadie, wai… – What? | |
[04:54] | You’re only selling them for $5?! | |
[04:56] | Hey, everybody! Come get a watermelon Steven! | |
[04:59] | He’s practically giving them away! | |
[05:02] | Hurry before they’re gone forever! | |
[05:06] | And another and another | |
[05:09] | and another and another. | |
[05:11] | Cool. 100 pieces of money. | |
[05:16] | Oh. Hey, Onion. | |
[05:21] | Um… you want… my money? | |
[05:28] | Oh! Sorry for the misunderstanding. | |
[05:30] | I’m all out of watermelon Stevens. | |
[05:34] | Sorry, Onion. Baby melon is not for sale. | |
[05:43] | Onio-o-o-o-n! | |
[05:50] | Give me back my baby melon! | |
[05:58] | My baby melon! | |
[06:00] | My precious. I… thought I’d never see you again. | |
[06:09] | You’re… alive?! | |
[06:11] | I really shouldn’t be so | |
[06:14] | surprised about this. Oh, man. | |
[06:17] | The other ones must be alive, too, right?! | |
[06:47] | “Keep Beach City weird” | |
[06:49] | presents… Oh, hang on a second. | |
[06:52] | … first ever official mutant-watermelon autopsy. | |
[06:57] | – Ronaldo, stop! – Steven! Get out of here! | |
[07:01] | – You’re gonna ruin my websclusive! – Ronaldo! It’s alive! | |
[07:07] | – Not for long. – No! Don’t do it! | |
[07:11] | Ow! | |
[07:14] | What? G-Get away from me! Stay back! | |
[07:21] | No! | |
[07:23] | – Ohh! Ooh! Ohh! – No! | |
[07:26] | – Uh, Ronaldo, I’ll go get help! – Steven! | |
[07:29] | Is the camera getting all of this? | |
[07:33] | Sweet! | |
[07:35] | Ohh! Ohh! | |
[07:38] | Pearl! Garnet! Amethyst! | |
[07:40] | – What? – My watermelons came | |
[07:42] | to life, and they’re attacking people! | |
[07:45] | What?! | |
[07:50] | – Wow. – You said they’re hurting people? | |
[07:55] | Rose’s plants lived to fight. | |
[07:57] | He can’t control them. Steven. | |
[08:00] | Get in the house. | |
[08:03] | – But … – Now. | |
[08:06] | Oh, what?! Bring it, melons! | |
[08:11] | Gems, do your thing. | |
[08:17] | Wait! Don’t! Come on, baby melon. | |
[08:20] | We have to stop this. | |
[08:35] | Come on. | |
[08:47] | Everyone, please stop! | |
[08:50] | I’m okay! Look! You don’t have to fight anymore! | |
[08:55] | They’re gonna put me in the ground! | |
[09:00] | No! | |
[09:02] | Those flowers are lovely! | |
[09:06] | Let go of my spear, you little twerps! | |
[09:10] | I’ll destroy you! | |
[09:15] | This is bad, baby melly. | |
[09:17] | How do we end this carnage? | |
[09:35] | Baby… melon? | |
[09:42] | Ah, let me through, you melon heads. | |
[09:48] | Ba-Baby melon. | |
[09:50] | I understand. You stopped the | |
[09:54] | watermelons from fighting everyone else… | |
[09:57] | by making them fight you. | |
[10:01] | Look at what you’ve done! | |
[10:03] | You think I wanted this?! You should all be ashamed! | |
[10:07] | He knew this is what it would take to calm your rage. | |
[10:10] | He understood true loyalty. | |
[10:15] | Go! Think about what you’ve done. | |
[10:18] | And don’t come back until you | |
[10:20] | understand what he did for me… for all of us. | |
[10:35] | Spoken like a true king. | |
[10:37] | They don’t need a king. They’re their own melons now. | |
[10:47] | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ |