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| [00:00] | S01xE38 – “The Test” | |
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| [00:07] | Ooh-hoo! | |
| [00:08] | You got freezer burned, Pearl! Looks like you lose | |
| [00:11] | – all your fish sticks. – What?! | |
| [00:12] | I needed those for my “bachelor meal combo.” | |
| [00:15] | Now I can’t ring the dinner bell. | |
| [00:16] | These rules make no sense. | |
| [00:18] | The game of citchen calamity may be played | |
| [00:20] | for fun, but the hunger is real! | |
| [00:25] | Tough break, Pearl. “The sponge in your sink | |
| [00:29] | is covered in mold.” But I can still eat it, right? | |
| [00:32] | No, no, that means you lose two turns. | |
| [00:34] | – That’s bologna! – Wait! | |
| [00:36] | – You have a bologna card? – Garnet, your move. | |
| [00:40] | I’m now the owner of the golden can opener. Yessss. | |
| [00:45] | Now you can check your soups for the alphabet bonus! | |
| [00:49] | – Who wrote this game? – My turn! | |
| [00:53] | I’ve got to roll the dice to escape the eggquake! | |
| [00:59] | Come on. Papa needs a new skillet! | |
| [01:03] | Yeah! Double sunnies! I did it! I win! | |
| [01:09] | Yeah! This citchen calamity has been cleaned up! | |
| [01:12] | Whoo-hoo! | |
| [01:15] | – I don’t get it, but nice job. – Yes, well done. | |
| [01:20] | That was very… very complicated. | |
| [01:23] | Well played. | |
| [01:25] | So, what do you want to play next? | |
| [01:27] | – There are more? – Oh, sure! | |
| [01:30] | I’ve got polypoly, toppler, and conquerors of eldermore… | |
| [01:34] | Not that sorry, don’t wake father figure, and | |
| [01:37] | noninvasive operation. I think that one’s missing | |
| [01:39] | a couple organs. I also have checkers, if you want to take tur… | |
| [01:44] | The sea spire statue. | |
| [01:47] | Pfft! Oh! | |
| [01:49] | – So that’s where you left it. – I… | |
| [01:53] | forgot I still had this. | |
| [01:58] | I … I’m really sorry I forgot it on our mission that time. | |
| [02:02] | – Oh, Steven… – If I’d just remembered to pack it, | |
| [02:05] | then maybe the sea spire would still be around. | |
| [02:08] | But now it’s gone forever ’cause of me. | |
| [02:09] | Well, yeah, but… | |
| [02:12] | – Don’t worry about it, guy. – You did your best on | |
| [02:15] | that mission, and that’s what counts. | |
| [02:17] | But the sea spire! It was a special, important gem… place. | |
| [02:22] | Oh, Steven, no, no, no. If the spire had been crucial, | |
| [02:26] | we wouldn’t have used it as a test for you. | |
| [02:28] | – It’s fine, really. – Test? | |
| [02:32] | What do you mean “test”? | |
| [02:37] | Eh… well, it wasn’t really a “test,” | |
| [02:40] | per se, not in the traditional sense. We just | |
| [02:43] | wanted to see if you were ready to go on missions. | |
| [02:46] | That’s exactly what a test is! | |
| [02:48] | – Eh… – Steven, it wasn’t | |
| [02:51] | something we planned behind your back. | |
| [02:52] | – We just saw an opportunity, an… – And I failed it. | |
| [02:58] | – I failed the test. – No way! | |
| [03:00] | – You got at least a 50%. – Oh! And you had that | |
| [03:03] | raft, so we didn’t have to swim home. That’s a solid 75! | |
| [03:07] | Not failing at all! Besides, that spire | |
| [03:11] | was in much worse shape than we thought. | |
| [03:12] | – It should’ve been even easier. – I failed an easy test?! | |
| [03:16] | Nice one. | |
| [03:19] | – That’s not what I meant! I … – No! | |
| [03:21] | I need another test … a hard one! | |
| [03:24] | – But, Steven, you’ve come so far. – Let me prove it! | |
| [03:28] | – Test me! Test me! – Hmm… | |
| [03:31] | All right, Steven. | |
| [03:34] | We’ve adjusted the metaphysical properties of | |
| [03:36] | the temple to create a customized dungeon for you. | |
| [03:39] | Now just beyond here are three chambers designed by | |
| [03:42] | each of us to simulate the challenges of a mission. | |
| [03:45] | Should you succeed, you’ll unlock the final door, where | |
| [03:49] | – we will be waiting for you. – All right! | |
| [03:51] | – That’s more like it. – Steven, this won’t be easy. | |
| [03:55] | Be careful in there. | |
| [03:56] | Right. I won’t let you down this time. | |
| [03:59] | – That’s the spirit. – Yeah! | |
| [04:01] | – Get amped, Steven! – I’m ready. | |
| [04:11] | Good luck! | |
| [04:14] | You’re gonna need it! | |
| [04:20] | Roomer-o uno. I wonder if Amethyst made this one. | |
| [04:26] | Definitely Amethyst. | |
| [04:43] | The door! | |
| [04:49] | Unh! Whoa! | Unh! |
| [04:53] | Wha? Uh-oh. Uh… | |
| [04:55] | Oh. | |
| [05:00] | Yeah! | |
| [05:07] | How do I get up there? | |
| [05:12] | Huh? | |
| [05:16] | Hmm… Oh! A music puzzle. | |
| [05:19] | Must be Pearl’s room. Only she would make me think. | |
| [05:23] | Okay. Let’s see… um… | |
| [05:26] | Bing. # bing # | |
| [05:30] | ♪ bing ♪ | ♪ bing ♪ |
| [05:33] | Did that do it? | |
| [05:40] | Easy! | |
| [05:42] | Not easy! | |
| [05:52] | Whoo-hoo! That… was close. | |
| [05:55] | That was really close. | |
| [05:59] | All right, let’s see what we got. | |
| [06:07] | Looks like Garnet… turned up the heat. | |
| [06:11] | Nice one, Steven. | |
| [06:28] | Huh? | |
| [06:40] | What? | |
| [06:45] | Oh, no. It can’t be true. | |
| [06:57] | What?! | |
| [07:04] | It didn’t even matter?! | |
| [07:08] | This too?! | |
| [07:18] | Everything’s rigged! | |
| [07:26] | Ah! | |
| [07:51] | I… can’t believe it. | |
| [07:54] | “It won’t be easy. Good luck! You’re gonna need it!” | |
| [07:58] | How am I supposed to prove myself if you guys keep … | |
| [08:02] | What’s taking him so long? | |
| [08:03] | I didn’t think mine was very difficult. | |
| [08:06] | Do you think he hurt himself? | |
| [08:08] | There’s no way. It’s impossible for him to fail. | |
| [08:11] | Ugh! So what’s the point? | |
| [08:14] | The point is that he’s come so far. | |
| [08:16] | He can make Rose’s bubble, and he’s pulled out | |
| [08:19] | Rose’s shield twice. But he’s lost his healing powers. | |
| [08:23] | We have to give him another success. | |
| [08:25] | He can’t lose his confidence like that again. | |
| [08:31] | – We’re bad at this. – What? | |
| [08:33] | Yeah, you can’t control him, and he shouldn’t be | |
| [08:36] | taking advice from me, and we don’t have Rose | |
| [08:39] | – to tell us what to do! – But he needs us to | |
| [08:41] | – show him how to be a gem! – Steven is not just a gem. | |
| [08:44] | There has never been anything or anyone like Steven. | |
| [08:48] | We don’t know what he needs. | |
| [09:39] | Congratulations. | |
| [09:40] | – Congratulations, Steven! – Ye-eah! | |
| [09:43] | Congrats, little man! Hoo hoo hoo hoo! | |
| [09:47] | – Yes. Well done. – Yeah, Steven! | |
| [09:50] | – You did it. – Hoo! | |
| [09:54] | Hoo! Hoo… | |
| [09:56] | Thank goodness you made it. | |
| [09:58] | – How did it go? – I can’t believe you guys. | |
| [10:02] | That was so… | |
| [10:05] | insane! Where do I even begin? | |
| [10:09] | Man, you should’ve seen me! That boulder was comin’ at me, | |
| [10:11] | and I just jumped for it! And then, the tiles were | |
| [10:14] | going like… # bing bong bing! # | |
| [10:16] | And I was like, “I see what’s going on here!” | |
| [10:19] | And I thought, “there’s no way I could’ve been ready | |
| [10:21] | for all that fire and lava and spikes,” but I did it! | |
| [10:23] | I really… did it. | |
| [10:27] | I… you guys are the best. | |
| [10:29] | Thank you so much for doing this for me. | |
| [10:32] | – This was just what I needed. – Oh, Steven. | |
| [10:35] | Aww! Shucks, guy! | |
| [10:37] | – Mmm. – I’m so proud of you. | |
| [10:41] | Yeah! You da man! | |
| [10:43] | I knew you could do It. | |
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