| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:00] | – ♪ We ♪ – ♪ Are the Crystal ♪ | |
| [00:03] | – ♪ Gems ♪ – ♪ we’ll always save the day ♪ | |
| [00:06] | ♪ and if you think we can’t ♪ | |
| [00:08] | ♪ we’ll always find a way ♪ | |
| [00:12] | – ♪ that’s why the people ♪ – ♪ of this world ♪ | |
| [00:15] | – ♪ believe in… ♪ – ♪ Garnet ♪ | |
| [00:18] | – ♪ Amethyst ♪ – ♪ and Pearl ♪ | |
| [00:21] | ♪ And Steven! ♪ | |
| [00:26] | Special delivery. | |
| [00:28] | Oh. Wow. | |
| [00:29] | Thanks. It’s a… | |
| [00:32] | – A rectangle. – And a tablet. | |
| [00:36] | My dad bought it, but he decided he didn’t need it. | |
| [00:39] | He said something about oversaturation of media | |
| [00:41] | being a plague to one’s mind. | |
| [00:43] | So I thought you might like it. Here. | |
| [00:47] | – You use your fingers to work it. – Like my old finger screens. | |
| [00:52] | But now you have the whole world wide web to hang out on. | |
| [00:56] | World wide? Ha. | |
| [00:57] | I had the ability to search and retrieve data | |
| [01:00] | – from across multiple star systems. – Hmm, impressive. | |
| [01:05] | But I can do you one better… tubetube. | |
| [01:10] | Why was this documented? | |
| [01:14] | You can log your thoughts on the Internet, too. | |
| [01:16] | You just have to keep it under 140 characters. | |
| [01:18] | That’s so many people. | |
| [01:22] | I’ll make you an account | |
| [01:24] | so you can start logging as soon as you want. | |
| [01:27] | I really, really like this, | |
| [01:29] | but it’s a shame it doesn’t come attached to your body. | |
| [01:32] | Oh, wait. | |
| [01:34] | I’m gonna leave the profile stuff blank for you | |
| [01:36] | – to fill in later. There. – Gimme. | |
| [01:41] | Behold my innovation. | |
| [01:44] | Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha. | |
| [01:45] | Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha. | |
| [01:47] | Haaaaa. | |
| [01:48] | Shing. Shing. Haaaaaaa. | |
| [01:51] | Shing, shing! | |
| [01:53] | I’ve harnessed the power of your interlocking fabric strips. | |
| [01:56] | Good thing I grew out of those shoes. | |
| [01:59] | To have tech again. | |
| [02:01] | It feels so good when everything is at your fingertips. | |
| [02:05] | Yo. You guys look like you’re having fun. | |
| [02:08] | Oh, Amethyst. What do you think? | |
| [02:11] | – You look like a square. – It’s a rectangle. | |
| [02:15] | Heh, truth. Anyway, you two ready to go or what? | |
| [02:19] | – Go? – Yeah. | |
| [02:21] | Amethyst and I were gonna go hang out, | |
| [02:22] | – and we wanted you to come, too. – Hang out? | |
| [02:26] | Oh, yeah. That’s a friend thing to do. | |
| [02:29] | So, where are we hanging out, friends? | |
| [02:32] | Ta-da! Welcome to Funland! | |
| [02:35] | You’ve brought me to a sign! | |
| [02:38] | Nah, nah. You got to go inside. | |
| [02:42] | A speed pattern transportation circuit. | |
| [02:46] | And a roller coaster. | |
| [02:47] | You got to do the most fun thing in Funland first. | |
| [02:50] | Hmm. Bold. Let’s follow this logic! | |
| [02:55] | – Three, please. – Sure. We got some new rules, first. | |
| [02:59] | Uh… | |
| [03:00] | Ugh. | |
| [03:02] | Hmm. | |
| [03:05] | Ha-ha! Sorry, guys. | |
| [03:08] | Looks like this squad has some growing to do | |
| [03:10] | – before you can ride. – I do not have to grow. | |
| [03:15] | This height is indicative of my rarity and importance. | |
| [03:18] | I demand entry, you clod! | |
| [03:22] | – You kids want another lifetime ban? – No, thanks, Mr. Smiley. | |
| [03:26] | Shorty squad out. | |
| [03:29] | Well, that stinks. | |
| [03:31] | We’ll just have to maintain a healthy lifestyle | |
| [03:34] | in hopes we grow before the end of the season. | |
| [03:36] | Ugh. Of course. Let’s just grow. | |
| [03:41] | Shape-shifting! | |
| [03:47] | Hmm. | |
| [03:50] | Uh, Peridot? | |
| [03:54] | Uh, I… I must be a little rusty… | |
| [03:57] | – Why don’t you two just go? – Aw, what? | |
| [04:00] | – What. – You sure? | |
| [04:04] | Sure I’m sure. | |
| [04:05] | I can just look up what a roller coaster feels like. | |
| [04:08] | Just hurry up and go so you can hurry up and come back. | |
| [04:11] | Oh, okay. | |
| [04:22] | – So good. – What next? What next? | |
| [04:25] | Yes. What next that doesn’t have a height restriction? | |
| [04:28] | Uh, there! | |
| [04:30] | Ooh. | |
| [04:43] | Ha, this place is fun. | |
| [04:46] | Yeah. It totally does live up to its name. | |
| [04:52] | Let’s see who can eat the most chili dogs | |
| [04:55] | before we go on the tilt-a-whirl. | |
| [05:00] | Steven, Amethyst! Look at this being. | |
| [05:04] | Its large head, swollen with thoughts! | |
| [05:07] | Those compassionate eyes. It understands. | |
| [05:10] | I need it. Now! | |
| [05:12] | Peridot, that’s a prize. You have to win it first. | |
| [05:18] | Hey, there, Steven. | |
| [05:20] | Mr. Smiley, you’re working the ring toss, too? | |
| [05:23] | Yeah. You could say we’re a little “fun-derstaffed.” | |
| [05:26] | I get it. | |
| [05:28] | I’m glad you seeing the humor in it, Steven, | |
| [05:30] | because I haven’t seen a bed in six days! | |
| [05:33] | Oh. | |
| [05:37] | Hyah! | |
| [05:39] | – I win! – Um, well… | |
| [05:42] | You have to land the rings first, broski. | |
| [05:46] | Shorty squad throw! | |
| [05:51] | Okay, last chance. We got this. | |
| [05:57] | – This biz is rigged! – I didn’t save Earth for this. | |
| [06:02] | Sorry, Peridot. | |
| [06:03] | Hmm. No. We’re gonna get you that prize. | |
| [06:07] | Hey, Mr. Smiley. | |
| [06:08] | Is that Onion trying to light the roller coaster on fire? | |
| [06:12] | I’m not falling for that one again. | |
| [06:14] | Oh! | |
| [06:17] | No! I’m still paying off the last lawsuit! | |
| [06:20] | Heh. Good old Onion. | |
| [06:29] | All this runnin’ around. I’m not even in a union. | |
| [06:33] | Yo, Mr. S. While you were gone, Peri got a ring. | |
| [06:38] | – I did? – We’re lying. | |
| [06:40] | Oh, uh, yes, I did land the ring. | |
| [06:43] | I also do not steal Steven’s clothes when he’s not looking. | |
| [06:47] | – What? – Huh. Would you look at that? | |
| [06:50] | And I thought this thing was rigged. Here you go, kid. | |
| [06:56] | It’s a little sister. | |
| [06:59] | Um, excuse me, but you’re wrong. | |
| [07:01] | – I’m supposed to win that one. – You mean the big guy? | |
| [07:05] | Sorry. That one’s 10 rings. | |
| [07:10] | Find cute roommates in your area. | |
| [07:13] | – I’m all set, thanks. – That toy you won is really cool, Peridot. | |
| [07:17] | You mean that Amethyst won with shape-shifting. | |
| [07:20] | Maybe they should call it shape-shift land, | |
| [07:23] | because it’s a land where you go to shape-shift. | |
| [07:26] | What’s wrong with shape-shifting, bro? | |
| [07:28] | You mean besides being an insult to your intended form? | |
| [07:33] | – Okay, what’s really wrong with it? – I can’t do it… At all. | |
| [07:39] | – Well, we can help you try. – What? | |
| [07:42] | I didn’t ever think I could use my powers, either, | |
| [07:45] | but then the Gems helped me out. | |
| [07:47] | – We can help you, too. – Yeah, man. | |
| [07:49] | Mmm! | |
| [07:50] | We’ll give you the shape-shifting lowdown. | |
| [07:56] | Shorty squad style. | |
| [08:03] | Ah? Mm. | |
| [08:05] | Ta-da! | |
| [08:28] | Hup! | |
| [08:29] | Hup! | |
| [08:33] | Whoa. | |
| [08:40] | Uh, okay. | |
| [08:42] | Maybe we just have to activate it manually. | |
| [08:45] | You grab her feet. I’ll grab the arms. | |
| [08:48] | – Okay. – Ready? Pull. | |
| [08:51] | Ow. | |
| [08:52] | – Is it working? – Ow. | |
| [08:54] | – I think so. – Ow. | |
| [08:55] | – Pull harder! – Ow. | |
| [08:57] | – I think I just heard a crack. – Ow. | |
| [08:59] | – That’s her powers opening, Steven. – Ow, ow, ow. | |
| [09:02] | Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Drop me now. | |
| [09:04] | This isn’t going to work. | |
| [09:08] | – Maybe if we keep trying… – No. | |
| [09:11] | My lack of skill is an objective fact. | |
| [09:13] | I’m an era-2 Peridot. I’m new. | |
| [09:16] | Resources are dwindling on Homeworld. | |
| [09:19] | They can’t make Gems like they used to. | |
| [09:21] | That’s why they give era-2 Peridots technological enhancements. | |
| [09:25] | Because we… don’t have powers. | |
| [09:32] | Per, I’mma be really real with you for a sec. | |
| [09:38] | This whole time we’ve been here, | |
| [09:39] | you’ve just been focusing on what you can’t do. | |
| [09:42] | Of course you’re not having any fun. | |
| [09:43] | You think that all you are is who you could be, | |
| [09:46] | but we don’t hang out with you because of who you could be. | |
| [09:50] | We like you. | |
| [09:54] | I know you just heard me. | |
| [10:00] | Stop playing with that thing. | |
| [10:01] | – Ugh. Gimme that! – No! | |
| [10:03] | – You don’t need it! – You don’t know that! | |
| [10:07] | Yes… I… Do! | |
| [10:09] | Wait. W-W-W-W-Wait. | |
| [10:11] | No! It’s all that I am! | |
| [10:15] | Peridot. Metal powers! | |
| [10:23] | Dude. | |
| [10:26] | Do you know what this means? You can open really tight jars. | |
| [10:29] | You can remove staples without a staple remover. | |
| [10:32] | You can open doors without having to touch them | |
| [10:34] | after you wash your hands. | |
| [10:36] | No. I know exactly what I can do. | |
| [10:45] | – 10! That’s 10! – Wah! | |
| [10:48] | That’s 10, all right. | |
| [10:50] | Well, I guess you won fair and square, or fair and triangle. | |
| [10:55] | Because your head looks like a triangle. Here you go, kid. | |
| [11:01] | You did it, Peridot. Give it up for pea-pod! | |
| [11:07] | No, give it up for the shorty squad. | |
| [11:12] | ♪ Look at you go ♪ | |
| [11:13] | ♪ I just adore you ♪ | |
| [11:15] | ♪ I wish that I knew ♪ | |
| [11:18] | ♪ what makes you think I’m so special ♪ |