| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:08] | What’s this? | 这是什么？ |
| [00:12] | Looks like a red wire. | 看起来像是根红线 |
| [00:14] | Well… | 哦… |
| [00:16] | It wasrt here before. | 它之前没在这里啊 |
| [00:18] | It’s a computer, Dwight. I mean, computers have wires. | 这是个电脑，德怀特 我是说，电脑都有线的 |
| [00:21] | Yours doesn’t. | 你的就没有 |
| [00:23] | Doesrt it? | –没有吗？ –没有 |
| [00:25] | No. | |
| [00:28] | It’s going in a different direction than the other wires. | 它和其它线的方向不同 |
| [00:30] | Dwight, I’m really busy. I can’t talk about this anymore. | 德怀特，我真的很忙 我没时间和你扯了 |
| [00:49] | Dwight, get out of here. Just shut up, Phyllis. | –德怀特，走开 –闭嘴，菲利斯 |
| [00:58] | What are you doing? | 你干什么呢？ |
| [01:07] | I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market out by Dunmore High School. | 我在跳蚤市场买了500英尺的红线 就在顿摩尔高中那边 |
| [01:12] | Twenty bucks for the whole spool. | 一共只花了20块 |
| [01:14] | Crazy. What a deal. | 疯了吧，真是太划算了 他没事的，是我挂上去的 斯克兰顿 欢迎您 敦德 米福林 接待员 办公室 |
| [01:21] | Oh! He’ll be fine. I made it up there. | |
| [01:57] | What you talking ’bout, Wallace? | 你有啥要说呢，华莱士？ |
| [01:59] | Hi, Michael. How are you? Hi. | –嗨，迈克尔，你好吗？ –嗨 |
| [02:00] | I’m well. How are you? | –我很好，你呢？ –非常好 |
| [02:02] | Very good. | |
| [02:03] | So, listen, as you know, | 那个，听我说，你也知道 |
| [02:05] | we haven’t yet filled the Regional Supervisor job. | 我们还没请到新的区域主管 |
| [02:07] | Oh, have you not? Correct. | –还没有吗？ –对啊 |
| [02:09] | And I was wondering if I could get you to do some of the fieldwork | 所以，我在想，能不能让你 去做一些实地的调研 |
| [02:13] | that would normally go to the supervisor. | 这工作通常是主管要做的 |
| [02:15] | Okay. There’s an area from Carbondale to Marshbrook… | 嗯，在卡本代尔和马什布鲁克之间有片区域… |
| [02:19] | Yeah. …where we’ve never done any business. | –是的 –…我们在那儿还没做成过业务 |
| [02:20] | There’s a small company there, Prince Paper. | 那儿有个小公司， 王子纸业 |
| [02:23] | I can’t get a report on it | 我拿不到它的资料 因为它是个私人公司 |
| [02:24] | because it’s not a public company, | |
| [02:26] | but we’ve been talking about going after their market, | 但是，我们一直在打算进入他们的市场 |
| [02:28] | so I was hoping you could do some fact-finding for me. | 所以我希望你可以帮我去当地搜集资料 |
| [02:31] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [02:32] | I’ll fax over some of the things we’re looking for, okay? | 我会传真给你 我们需要的情报，行吗？ |
| [02:34] | Fax? Why don’t you just send it over on a dinosaur? | 传真？ 你干嘛不派个恐龙送过来呢？ |
| [02:38] | This is important, Michael. | –这很重要，迈克尔 –哦，那就发电子邮件嘛，大卫 |
| [02:39] | Oh! Well, then e-mail it, David. | |
| [02:43] | You’ve got no taste, Stanley Hudson. | –你简直毫无品味，斯坦利哈德森 –我有 |
| [02:45] | Oh, I do. | |
| [02:46] | What are you guys talking about? | –你们在说什么呢？ –某个女演员，说她火不火热 |
| [02:47] | Some actress, whether she’s hot. | |
| [02:50] | Who’s the gal in question? | –你们讨论哪个姐们呢？ –希拉里斯万克 希拉里斯万克 |
| [02:51] | Hilary Swank. | |
| [02:53] | Ah! Hilary Swank. | |
| [02:57] | Not at all. | –一点不火热 –看她眼睛就知道她刻薄 |
| [02:58] | She’s got mean eyes. | |
| [02:59] | Have you seen her with her bangs? | –你们看过她的刘海造型吗？ –她看起来就像个怪物 |
| [03:01] | She looks like a monster. | |
| [03:02] | Guys, she is a beautiful movie star, | 各位，她是个很美的电影明星 所以，我们也许该回去工作了 |
| [03:05] | so maybe we should just go to work. | |
| [03:07] | She is an amazing actress. | 她的演技很棒 |
| [03:09] | That’s not the question. She’s not hot. | –我们讨论的又不是演技 –她一点不火热 |
| [03:11] | Yeah. Thank you, Phyllis. – Okay, okay, okay. | –嗯，谢谢你，菲利斯 –好的，好吧，好吧 |
| [03:13] | Why don’t we just put this to a vote, | 我们要不来投个票吧？ 然后就别再争了 |
| [03:15] | and then we’ll be done with it? | |
| [03:16] | I’m not voting. No one cares. | –我才不投票 –谁在乎啊 |
| [03:18] | Who thinks that Hilary Swank is hot? Raise your hand. | 觉得希拉里斯万克火热的，请举手 |
| [03:23] | Okay, and who thinks that Hilary Swank is not hot? Raise your hand. | 觉得希拉里斯万克不火热的呢？请举手 |
| [03:30] | Five. Five to five. | 五个，五对五 |
| [03:32] | Thank you, accounting department. | 谢谢你们，会计部 |
| [03:34] | So, what do we do now? | 那么，我们现在怎么办？ |
| [03:35] | What if the owner of Prince Family Paper has a beautiful daughter, | 假如王子家族纸业的老板有个漂亮女儿 |
| [03:38] | and we have to seduce her in order to get their secrets? | 而我们必须要色诱她 才能获取他们的机密怎么办？ |
| [03:40] | I will seduce her. | 我负责色诱她 |
| [03:41] | No, I want to seduce her. I’ll seduce her. | –不，我想要色诱她 –我来色诱她 |
| [03:42] | Let me seduce her. Michael, please. No, no, no. I got it. | –让我来色诱嘛，迈克尔，拜托 –不，不，不行，我来搞定 |
| [03:46] | You’ll fall in love with her. | –你会爱上她的 –所以呢？爱上了又怎么样？ |
| [03:48] | Yeah? So what if I did? | |
| [03:49] | That would take precedence, and I would expect your support. | 那我们的爱就是最高优先级 你要支持我们哦 |
| [03:53] | Okay, so let’s go over the plan again. | 好吧，我们再过一遍这个计划 |
| [03:55] | All right. I am a local business owner. Mmm-hmm. | 好的，我是当地的一个企业主 |
| [03:57] | I need to buy paper. Yep. | –我需要买纸 –没错 |
| [03:58] | I find out everything about their prices and policies. | 我要摸清他们的价格和销售策略 |
| [04:00] | Your fictitious name? Michael Scarn. | –你用什么化名？ –迈克尔斯卡恩 |
| [04:02] | Good. I am a paper salesman looking for a new job. | 很好，我是一名纸品推销员 在找一份新工作 |
| [04:05] | I find out everything about their expenses and salaries. | 我会摸清他们的支出和薪水 |
| [04:07] | Okay. Then we meet at the Denny’s, | –很好 –然后我们在丹尼餐馆见面 |
| [04:09] | and we compare notes. No. No. I never said Denny’s. IHOP. | –然后对比一下我们的情报 –不，不行，我没提丹尼餐馆，是爱和松饼屋 |
| [04:12] | No. I said Denny’s. IHOP. We’re going to IHOP. | –不要，我说的丹尼餐馆 –我们要去的是爱和松饼屋 |
| [04:13] | You know how I feel about IHOP. Don’t start. | –你知道我不喜欢爱和松饼屋 –别这样 |
| [04:16] | Don’t… You know what? Socialist. | –别…你知道吗？ –你个社会主义分子 |
| [04:17] | I don’t want to get into this debate again. Okay. | –我不想跟你吵 –好的 |
| [04:19] | I enjoy IHOP. | –我喜欢爱和松饼屋 –那我就只喝咖啡 |
| [04:20] | I’ll have a cup of coffee. | |
| [04:21] | You will have pancakes, and you’ll like it. | 你要吃松饼，你会爱上的 |
| [04:32] | The store next to them is for lease. | 他们旁边的店面待租呢 |
| [04:34] | So what? | –所以呢？ –那就是说，他们没有扩张 |
| [04:35] | It means they’re not expanding. | |
| [04:37] | Maybe they’re shrinking. No. | –也许他们的生意在萎缩 –没有 |
| [04:39] | They could be shrinking. No, because the sign is centered | –他们可能已经萎缩了 –不会，因为他们的标牌好好的 |
| [04:41] | perfectly above their store. No sign of the sign being moved. | 完美地挂在店面的上方中心位置 没有要移除标牌的迹象 |
| [04:44] | Ah-ha! | |
| [04:45] | Yep. | 没错 |
| [04:47] | It’s lunch-time, but no sign of anyone coming in or out, | 现在是午餐时间 但是也没有人出入的迹象 |
| [04:51] | which means they’re not taking new customers out to lunch, | 那就是说 他们没有新的客户可以带出去吃饭 |
| [04:54] | which means they’re not acquiring new business, | 那也就是说，他们没有新业务 |
| [04:55] | so once again, no growth. | 所以再次说明，他们的业务没有增长 |
| [04:57] | Yeah. There are clouds, clouds in the sky. | 嗯，这天上还有云呢 |
| [05:00] | Means it’s going to rain. Bad for business. | 说明马上要下雨了 对做生意而言不是好兆头哦 |
| [05:03] | It would if they were altocumulus and not cirrostratus. | 如果是高积云，那确实要下雨了 可惜这是卷积云 |
| [05:05] | Why do… Okay. | 你为什么…算了 |
| [05:07] | Michael. Whatever. | –迈克尔 –随便吧 |
| [05:08] | Get your clouds right. Shut up. | –你得多学点云的知识 –闭嘴吧 |
| [05:10] | Okay, so you go in now. Mmm-hmm. | 好了，你现在进去 我10分钟后再进去 |
| [05:13] | I’m gonna go in, in exactly 10 minutes. | |
| [05:15] | We have never met each other. We are complete strangers. | 我们之前从未见过 我们完全是陌生人 |
| [05:17] | Right. Also, we’re going to need a signal | –好的 –另外，我们需要个暗号 |
| [05:19] | to bolt out of there, in case there is danger. Fine. | 要是有危险，我们可以逃出来 |
| [05:21] | And that signal is lick your lips. Try it. | –好的 –那个暗号就是，舔嘴唇 试一次 |
| [05:25] | No, no, no, like this. | 不，不，不是，要像这样 |
| [05:33] | Good. | 很好 |
| [05:35] | Ready to do this? Yeah. | –准备好了吗？ –好了 |
| [05:37] | All right, here come the sharks. | 好的，大鲨鱼来咯 |
| [05:59] | In nature, there is something called the food chain. | 在大自然中， 有个玩意儿叫做食物链 |
| [06:02] | It is where the shark eats the little shark, | 也就是鲨鱼会吃小鲨鱼 |
| [06:05] | and the little shark eats the littler shark, | 小鲨鱼会吃小小鲨鱼 |
| [06:07] | and so on | and so on and so on, 如此这般，如此这般 |
| [06:09] | until you get down to the single-cell shark. | 一直到最低级的单细胞鲨鱼 |
| [06:12] | So, now replace sharks with paper companies, | 现在，把鲨鱼替换成造纸公司 |
| [06:15] | and that is all you need to know about business. | 这就是做生意的真谛 |
| [06:20] | Hello? Hello. | –你好？ –你好 |
| [06:22] | Hello. Hi. | –你好 –嗨 |
| [06:24] | Hi. How can I help you? | –嗨 –需要点什么吗？ |
| [06:26] | My name is Michael Scarn. | 我的名字是迈克尔斯卡恩 |
| [06:28] | I am a local business owner, | 我是本地的企业主 |
| [06:30] | and I would like to find out about your company. | 我想了解一下贵公司 |
| [06:34] | Please come in. Thank you. | –请进 –谢谢 |
| [06:39] | What kind of business are you in? | –你是做哪行的？ –我们是家律师事务所 |
| [06:41] | We’re a law firm. | |
| [06:42] | I assume your primary paper needs are stationery, general office. | 我猜你们最需要的纸品是 一般的办公室用信笺 |
| [06:46] | You know, I’ll be honest with you about something. | 我就开诚布公地告诉你点事儿吧 |
| [06:49] | Where I used to live, our paper supplier had a lot of big clients, | 在我之前住的地方 我们的纸品供应商有很多大客户 |
| [06:53] | and I just didn’t feel like a priority. | 我就感觉自己没有受到优待 |
| [06:56] | So I guess my question to you would be, | 所以我想问问你们 |
| [07:02] | how many clients do you have? | 你们有多少客户呢？ |
| [07:04] | About 80. | –80个左右 –真的吗？那么多吗？ |
| [07:05] | Really? That many? | |
| [07:07] | This doesn’t seem like a very big operation. | 你们公司的规模看起来没那么大啊 |
| [07:09] | Well, it’s just me, my wife and my son. | 我们公司就只有我，我妻子和儿子 那，这店是什么时候开起来的？ |
| [07:12] | Ah! So, when did you set up shop? | |
| [07:16] | I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam. | 我从越南回来后，就开了这家店 越南啊，我听说那儿不错 |
| [07:18] | Ooh, Vietnam. I hear it’s lovely. | |
| [07:22] | Mmm. | |
| [07:23] | Each side will have three minutes to prepare opening arguments. | 每一方都有三分钟时间准备开场辩词 |
| [07:26] | Topic. Hilary Swank is attractive. | 辩题是，希拉里斯万克充满诱惑 |
| [07:29] | Hot. | Hot. –是火热 –火热啦 |
| [07:30] | The debate is whether she’s hot. | –辩论的是她火不火热 –有什么区别吗？ |
| [07:32] | What difference does it make? | |
| [07:33] | Attractive, hot, beautiful. We’re talking about the same thing here. | 诱惑，火热，漂亮 我们说的都是同一件事 |
| [07:35] | Huge difference. A painting can be beautiful, | 区别大了去了 一幅画可以很漂亮 |
| [07:39] | but I don’t want to bang a painting. | –但我可不想上一幅画 –好吧，说得太多了 |
| [07:41] | Okay. TMI. | |
| [07:43] | So, even specialty paper, say 94 brightness, double-bonded, | 所以，即便是特种纸 比如94号光洁度的双层纸 |
| [07:46] | you would put that on the same truck as your conventional stock? | 你们也会跟传统的货一起运咯？ |
| [07:49] | You sure know a lot about paper for a lawyer. | 作为一个律师，你对纸业挺了解的哈 |
| [07:52] | Oh! Well, that is because I am a genius. | 哦，那是因为，我是个天才 |
| [07:56] | Oh, really? Yes. | –是吗？ –是啊 |
| [07:58] | Well, about some things, and other things I’m just… I’m very stupid. | 嗯，某些方面吧 而有的事情，我就… 一窍不通了 |
| [08:03] | Like, watch this. Is this the cup? | 比如，你看好了 这是个杯子吗？ |
| [08:07] | Is this the cup? Is this what I drink out of? | 这是个杯子吗？ 这是我用来喝水的吧？ |
| [08:11] | Laughter is my job. | 给人带去欢笑是我的工作 |
| [08:14] | Tears are my game. Law is my profession. | 让人留下眼泪是我的爱好 而法律是我的职业 |
| [08:18] | Well… – Hello. | –那… –你好 |
| [08:20] | I’d like to apply for a job. | –我想找份工作 –嗨 |
| [08:22] | Hi. | |
| [08:23] | I’m afraid we’re not hiring right now. | 抱歉，我们没在请人 |
| [08:26] | Why don’t you just get rid of this guy? | 你干嘛不直接辞了这家伙 那是我儿子 |
| [08:28] | That’s my son. | |
| [08:30] | I’m your son now. You can visit him on holidays. | 我可以做你的儿子 你可以放假时去看他 |
| [08:33] | Dwight Schrute. | 我是德怀特舒特 |
| [08:35] | I’m a paper salesman at a second-tier paper company called Dunder Mifflin. | 我是一名纸品销售 供职于敦德米福林，一家二级纸品公司 |
| [08:38] | I’m the top salesman there, and I’m looking for a new challenge. | 在那里我的业绩无人能敌 我在寻求一个新的挑战 |
| [08:41] | I would say you guys have, what, | 我说，你们有，大概 |
| [08:44] | 40 high-volume clients? | –40个重要客户？ –80个 |
| [08:45] | Try 80. | |
| [08:47] | Eighty, that’s nothing. | 80个，那都是小儿科 我自己都有90个客户 |
| [08:48] | I’ve got 90 clients myself. | |
| [08:52] | Better look out. Someone might run you out of business. | 小心哦，有人可能让你生意破产哦 |
| [08:54] | Well, I sure hope not. | 啊，我希望不会那样 |
| [08:57] | Me, too. | 我也是 |
| [08:58] | I think all of us have a tendency to view celebrities as sort of mythical figures. | 我想每个人都倾向将名人看作神话人物 |
| [09:03] | You know, we don’t really see them as real, | 你们知道，我们不把他们看作真实的人 |
| [09:05] | so, therefore, we don’t judge them as real people. | 因此，我们没有按照真人的标准评价他们 |
| [09:07] | Are you serious? Jim, just show us a picture. | 你认真的吗？ 杰姆，给我们看张图片吧 |
| [09:11] | Kevin, come on. – Yeah, shut up, Kevin. | –凯文，拜托 –就是，闭嘴吧，凯文 |
| [09:12] | No, but he’s making all these fancy… | 不，他就一直在说这些花里胡哨的话… |
| [09:15] | It’s a gut thing. | 火不火热是凭直觉的 |
| [09:17] | That’s fair. You know what, Kev? Do me a favor. | 有道理，这样吧 凯？帮我个忙吧 |
| [09:19] | Why don’t you close your eyes? | 你把眼睛闭上行吗？ |
| [09:24] | Okay. | 好 |
| [09:25] | Now, imagine that Hilary Swank comes into this office for real. | 现在，想象一下 希拉里斯万克真的走进这间办公室 |
| [09:30] | She walks over to you and she says, | 她走到你跟前，说 |
| [09:33] | “Kevin Malone, I just read your online profile, | “凯文马龙，我看了你网上的资料” |
| [09:37] | “and there’s nothing I’d rather do than make out with you right now.” | “现在，除了和你亲热，我别无他求” |
| [09:42] | Now, you tell me something, is she hot? | 现在，你告诉我，她火热吗？ |
| [09:55] | Does that end the debate or is there… Oh! | 辩论决出胜负了吗？还是… |
| [09:57] | Hey, Kev, what are you doing? | 嘿，凯，你要干嘛？ |
| [09:59] | Nope. It’s, “Is she hot?” Not, “Would you do her?” | 不对，问题是，“她火热吗？” 不是，“你要上她吗？” |
| [10:03] | Respect the game. | 我们得尊重比赛 |
| [10:05] | Oh, my God. Yeah. | –噢，天哪 –是的 |
| [10:07] | This close. | 就差一点 |
| [10:09] | So why are you considering leaving Dunder Mifflin? | 那么为什么你要离开敦德米福林？ |
| [10:11] | My boss. Oh, yeah? Do tell. | –因为我的老板 –是吗？给我说说 |
| [10:14] | His insensitivity could border on the cruel. | 他迟钝得近乎残忍 |
| [10:17] | This is a man who does not listen to the needs of his underlings. | 那个男人，从不正视下属的需求 |
| [10:22] | Hey! He’s way… | –嘿！ –他太… |
| [10:23] | Hey, how’s the interview going? | 嘿，你的面试怎么样？ |
| [10:25] | It’s going very well. Don’t blow it. | –非常好 –别搞砸了 |
| [10:28] | Hey, Linda, can I get a picture of you? | 嘿，琳达，能给你拍张照片吗？ |
| [10:31] | You want a picture of me? I would. | –你想给我拍照片？ –是的 |
| [10:33] | Could you just stand right over here? | 你能不能站在这里？ |
| [10:35] | That would be great. Just something to remember the trip by. | 好极了，当做此行的留念 |
| [10:39] | Just a little to your left. | 往左一点 |
| [10:42] | There you go. Good. | 就是这里，很好 |
| [10:44] | Perfect. | –完美 –能给我一张吗 |
| [10:46] | Can I have a copy of that? | |
| [10:47] | Um… | |
| [10:49] | Grandma, I can’t do this. | 奶奶，我算不出来 |
| [10:52] | What’s going on? A little homework over here? | 怎么了？ 在做作业吗？ |
| [10:55] | Yeah. Let’s see if I can help. | –对 –看看我帮不帮得上忙 |
| [10:57] | Right there. | –这道题 –数学啊，这没什么难的 |
| [10:58] | Oh! Math. That’s not so hard. | |
| [11:01] | Okay. There are four of these. All right. | –好的，一共有四个这个 –好 |
| [11:03] | Ignore the parentheses, right? | 无视这些括号，好吗？ |
| [11:05] | Right. Why is this little 2 so small? | –好的 –为什么这个2这么小？ |
| [11:08] | It’s weird. You just don’t… Just go by the “X.” | 奇怪，你别… 你就直接看这个“X”吧 |
| [11:12] | The “X” means times, so that means four times “X,” 2. | “X”是乘的意思 所以就是四乘以“X”二 |
| [11:19] | What is double 4? | 4的两倍是多少？ |
| [11:22] | Eight. Right. Excellent. | –对，非常正确 |
| [11:24] | Way to go. Nice. | 喔，很好 |
| [11:28] | Don’t put that. | 别听他的 |
| [11:32] | Ladies and gentlemen, even though the penis was fake, | 先生们，女士们 尽管小弟弟是假的 |
| [11:36] | I kept expecting a second plot twist | 我还是希望，在我们发现 |
| [11:39] | where we found out that Hilary Swank actually was a boy. | 希拉里斯万克实际上是个男孩的时候 情节能够再次反转 |
| [11:43] | Kevin. Okay. | –凯文 –好吧 |
| [11:45] | I wasrt going to dignify this discussion by getting involved, | 我不屑，也不想加入你们的讨论 |
| [11:48] | and I don’t even get the discussion. | 我甚至都不知道你们讨论的意义何在 各位，火热是形容温度的 |
| [11:50] | Hot is a temperature, people. | |
| [11:53] | But Kevin deserves to lose for what he said. | 但是凯文说了那些话后，活该他输 |
| [11:55] | So, yes, she’s hot. She’s hot as heck. | 所以，没错，她很火热 火热到爆炸 |
| [12:00] | She’s a female Boris Becker. | 她就是女版的鲍里斯贝克尔 |
| [12:04] | All right. | 好的 |
| [12:05] | Well, thank you very much for all of your help. | 哦，非常感谢你的帮助 |
| [12:08] | It’s going to be an incredibly hard decision. | 要做出决定是在不容易啊 |
| [12:10] | Wait. Let me get something for you here. | 等等，让我给你点东西 |
| [12:12] | Here’s some references. Our top clients. | 这是一些材料，都是我们最大的客户 |
| [12:18] | You call any of them. I trust you’ll hear some good things. | 给他们打电话 我相信你会听到对我们的正面评价 |
| [12:23] | Okay. Okay. Okay. | 好的，好的，好的 |
| [12:28] | All right, thank you. | –好的，谢谢 –不客气 |
| [12:29] | You’re welcome. | |
| [12:34] | Excuse me, sir. Mmm-hmm? | 不好意思，先生 |
| [12:35] | I took the bus here and was wondering | 我坐公交车来的，我在想 |
| [12:37] | if I could catch a ride home with you in your car. | 我能不能搭你的车回去 |
| [12:39] | Of course. Thank you very much. | 当然可以，太感谢你了 |
| [12:41] | Thanks for your time. Thank you very much. | –谢谢你抽出时间 –非常感谢你 |
| [12:42] | Thank you for your time. I cannot wait to contact your clients. | –感谢你抽出时间 –我迫不及待要和你的客户联系了 |
| [12:45] | I’ll look forward to getting your calls. | 期待你的来电 |
| [12:46] | All right. Bye now. So long. | 好的，再见 |
| [12:49] | Oh, my God. Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. –天哪，天哪，我的天哪 –我的天哪，天哪 |
| [12:53] | We struck the mother lode. | 我们挖到大金矿了 |
| [12:57] | Come on! Wallace is gonna freak. | –快走！ –华莱士要疯了 |
| [12:59] | He is going to absolutely freak. All their top clients. | –他肯定要疯掉了 –全是他们的大客户 |
| [13:01] | I can’t believe it. Someone’s looking out the window. | 简直不敢相信 有人看向窗外了 |
| [13:02] | Go, go, go. Go, peel out! Go! | 走，走，走，快走！快走！ |
| [13:05] | Shoot. What the… | –该死 –怎么… |
| [13:07] | Okay, I’ll just… I know. You drove over the… | –好吧，那是…我是说 –你压着什么了… |
| [13:09] | I know. I know. Oh! Go back. | –我知道，我知道 –开回去 |
| [13:12] | God, what was that? That’s not good. | –上帝，那是啥 –惨了 |
| [13:20] | Oh, come on. Yes! | –拜托 –好的！ |
| [13:21] | No, no, no. She’s hot, okay? | 不，不，不，她很火热，好吗？ |
| [13:24] | Because if you are saying that Hilary Swank isn’t hot, | 因为如果你说希拉里斯万克不火热 |
| [13:28] | then you’re saying I’m not hot, | 那就是说我不火热 |
| [13:29] | because obviously I’m not as hot as Hilary Swank! | 因为，显然，我比希拉里斯万克差远了 |
| [13:34] | Oh. – Darn it. | 我去 –搞什么啊 –天啊 |
| [13:36] | Oh, come on. Oh, man. | |
| [13:40] | My car. – Are you all right? | –我的车 –你们没事吧 |
| [13:41] | Not good. Is everyone okay? | –有事 –没人受伤吧 |
| [13:42] | Yeah. – It sounded bad. | –没 –听起来很严重 |
| [13:44] | No, no, no. We’re fine. We’re fine. DWIGHT: Yeah. | –没，没，没事，我们没事，我们很好 –没错 |
| [13:46] | You folks have done enough already. You don’t… | 你们已经做得够多了 你们不需要… |
| [13:48] | You’ve done more than you could possibly know. | 你们做得比你们以为的还要多 |
| [13:49] | Dwight, just… Okay. | –德怀特，你就闭… –好的 |
| [13:51] | You know, we’re just gonna call a tow truck, so… | 我们去叫辆拖车，你们… |
| [13:53] | No, a tow truck is gonna charge you 100 bucks just to take you a mile. | 别，拖车1英里要花100美元 |
| [13:57] | Let me take a look. No. No. | –让我看看 –不，不用了 |
| [13:58] | You know, really not necessary. He drove over the divider, | –真的不需要 –他轧上了分隔杠 |
| [14:00] | and then backed over it. – Dwight. | –然后又倒了回去 –德怀特 |
| [14:02] | It caught the bumper. I’ll be right back. | –保险杠撞坏了 –我马上回来 |
| [14:03] | I’m just gonna grab my toolbox. | –我去拿我的工具箱 –别麻… |
| [14:05] | Don’t… | |
| [14:08] | Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? | 女士们，难道我们准备 让所有像凯文一样的人来主导我们的生活吗？ |
| [14:13] | Anything at all? We don’t even give him full Internet access. | 生活的方方面面？ 我们都没给他完整的网络访问权限 |
| [14:19] | Wait, what? | 等等，什么？ |
| [14:21] | See that? The obvious symmetry of the face. | 看到了吗？ 脸部有明显的对称 |
| [14:25] | This is a natural appeal of the scientific standard of koinophilia, | 这是人们追求潜在配偶平均性的倾向 |
| [14:31] | features that are a composite average of many features. | 她的长相综合了众多平凡无奇的特征 |
| [14:34] | Yes, she’s attractive, but she’s not hot. | 是的，她很迷人，但是她不火热 |
| [14:40] | How much longer is this gonna take? Put that over there. | –这还要花多久啊 –把那个放过去 |
| [14:42] | You know, let me give you some money for this. | 这样，我付你些费用吧 |
| [14:44] | No. I sit all day. | 不，我一整天都坐着 |
| [14:45] | It’s nice working with my hands. Well, I… | –能用我的双手劳动真好 –嗯，我… 咖啡，你们真是好的过分了 |
| [14:49] | Oh! Coffee. That’s too much nice. | |
| [14:53] | Maybe not enough oil. | 可能是机油不够了 |
| [14:55] | Thank you. You’re welcome. | –谢谢 –不客气 |
| [14:57] | Ah. Disgusting. What is this? Instant? | 恶心死了，这是什么，速溶的吗？ |
| [14:59] | Well, that ought to do it. Okay. | –好了，这样应该就可以了 –好吧 |
| [15:01] | It’s all better. Thank you. | –这样好多了 –谢谢你 |
| [15:03] | Gosh, well, so long. | 天哪，那么，再见了 |
| [15:05] | Bye-bye. That looks great. | –再见 –看起来很不错 |
| [15:06] | Drive safe. – Bye. | –开车小心 –再见 |
| [15:08] | Look forward to hearing from you about that job application. | 期待听到面试成功的好消息 |
| [15:11] | Bye. Okay. | –再见 –好的 |
| [15:14] | Goodbye, Prince family. | 再见，王子家族 |
| [15:16] | Should be called the “Sucker” family. | 应该叫笨蛋家族 |
| [15:18] | “Here you go, shark. | “来吧，鲨鱼，让我帮你修整你的鱼鳍” “让我在你的嘴中，磨尖你的牙齿” |
| [15:20] | “Let me fix your fin for you and sharpen your teeth while I’m at it.” | |
| [15:27] | Bye-bye, suckers. | 再见了，笨蛋们 |
| [15:45] | I’m just saying. No, it’s… | –我只是说 –不，是… |
| [15:46] | All I’m saying is Kevirs not necessarily a feminist. | 我只是想说，凯文不一定是女权主义者 |
| [15:49] | That’s all I’m saying. What are you… | –这就是我想说的 –你在说… |
| [15:59] | Dwight, what will happen to that family | 德怀特，如果我给华莱士打电话 |
| [16:01] | if I call Wallace and give him this information? | 把这些信息都给他，那家人会怎么样？ |
| [16:03] | It’s simple. Wallace would use that information to destroy them. | 很简单，华莱士会用那些信息毁了他们 |
| [16:07] | Okay. | 好吧 |
| [16:09] | You know, our sales are fine. Well. | –你知道，我们的业绩很不错 –是的 |
| [16:10] | We’re doing fine. They’re doing fine. | 我们发展得不错，他们也做得不错 |
| [16:12] | Could be better. Why don’t we just live and let live? | –能发展得更好 –为什么不能和平共处呢？ |
| [16:14] | What? Live and let live. | –什么？ –和平共处 |
| [16:16] | I’m not familiar with that expression. | –我不太懂你的意思 –就是詹姆斯邦德… |
| [16:17] | It’s a James Bond… | |
| [16:19] | It doesn’t make any sense. Okay. | –不懂你在说什么 –好吧 |
| [16:20] | Of course I’m alive. | 我和平着呢 |
| [16:21] | I’m not going to make this call. Michael, you have to. | –我不会打这个电话的 –迈克尔，你必须打 |
| [16:24] | Have you ever seen a lioness devour her cub? | 你看见过母狮子吃它的孩子吗？ |
| [16:25] | Oh, God, not this. Have you ever seen a baboon | –上帝，别再说这个了 –你看见过狒狒 |
| [16:27] | devour its mate? | 吃它的配偶吗？ |
| [16:29] | Have you ever seen a raccoon devour a squirrel? | 你看见过浣熊吃松鼠吗？ |
| [16:31] | My heart… My heart says no. | 我的心…告诉我不能这么做 |
| [16:33] | Your heart is a wonderful thing, Michael. | 迈克尔，你的心灵是纯洁的 |
| [16:35] | But it makes some terrible decisions. | –但是它却做出了一些糟糕的决定 –没错 |
| [16:37] | That’s true. | |
| [16:38] | Yes. Gosh. That’s true. | –是的，没错 –没错 |
| [16:40] | It has gone down the wrong path many, many times. | 它已经走了很多，很多次的错路 |
| [16:43] | Jan, Ryan. | –简、莱恩 –是的，你的心还是留给爱情吧 |
| [16:44] | Yeah, save your heart for love. | |
| [16:46] | And use your brain for business. Right? | 然后用你的脑袋来做生意，好吗？ |
| [16:50] | If we don’t do this to Prince Paper, then someone else will. | 就算我们不对王子纸业下手，别人也会的 |
| [16:54] | Or worse yet, someone else will do it to us. | 甚至更糟，会有别人对我们下手 |
| [17:00] | I am trying to be more optimistic in life. | 我在试着变得更加乐观 |
| [17:05] | I’ve got, what, | 我还有，多少来着 |
| [17:07] | 20, 30 more years left, | 20还是30年可活 |
| [17:10] | and my family history says | 而我的家族病史告诉我 |
| [17:14] | I have less. | 我的时间更少 |
| [17:16] | Now, the old Stanley Hudson would have found | 过去的斯坦利哈德森 |
| [17:19] | something to complain about with this actress, | 可能会对这个女演员有所怨言 |
| [17:22] | but that’s no way to live life. | 但是，这不该是生活的方式 |
| [17:26] | Look at this healthy, sexy, | 看看这个健康，性感 |
| [17:30] | pretty, strong, young woman. | 美丽，强势的年轻女士 |
| [17:33] | Come on, people. | 各位，拜托 |
| [17:35] | She is hot. | 她很火热 |
| [17:39] | And it was a terrible war. | 那是一场惨不忍睹的战争 很多人牺牲了 |
| [17:41] | Oh! So many died. | |
| [17:44] | Far too many died, | 太多人牺牲了 |
| [17:47] | but if Frodo hadrt destroyed the ring, | 但是，如果佛罗多没有毁了魔戒 那所有美好的品质都可能会不复存在 |
| [17:49] | then goodness itself might have died. | |
| [17:55] | You’re right. Yeah. | –你说的对 –是的 |
| [17:57] | You are right. I will call Wallace, | 你说得对，我会打给华莱士 我还会给他客户名单 |
| [18:00] | and I will give him the customer list. | |
| [18:05] | And I will give him all of my info. | –我会告诉他所有信息 –你做的是正确的事，迈克尔 |
| [18:07] | You are doing the right thing, Michael. | |
| [18:09] | Good. So… | 好的，那么… |
| [18:13] | Where are you going? | –你要去哪？ –我还有点事要先做 |
| [18:14] | Just something I have to do first. | |
| [18:16] | Where are you taking the client list? | 你要把客户名单拿到哪里去 |
| [18:18] | Someplace safe, where it can’t hurt anyone. | 安全的地方，谁都不会受到伤害的地方 |
| [18:21] | Michael! | 迈克尔！ |
| [18:24] | Michael! No! | 迈克尔！不要！ |
| [18:26] | I will get it. | 我会拿到的 |
| [18:28] | Michael, don’t do this! | 迈克尔，别这么做！ |
| [18:29] | Don’t do it! | 别这么做！ |
| [18:31] | Michael! | 迈克尔！ |
| [18:33] | Michael! | 迈克尔！ |
| [18:35] | Oh, shoot! My keys. Come on, stop. Freeze. | –该死！我的钥匙 –拜托，停下，别动 |
| [18:38] | Stop! Give me the list! | 停下！把名单给我！ |
| [18:55] | No, no, no. No! | 不，不，不，不要！ |
| [18:56] | I can’t let you do this. Those people will be ruined! | –我不能让你这么做 –那些人会被毁了的！ |
| [18:59] | It’s business! It’s not personal! | 这是生意！并不是针对他们本人！ |
| [19:10] | No! Give it! | –不要！ –交出来！ |
| [19:12] | Dwight, give it! | 德怀特，交出来！ |
| [19:15] | You can’t do this to those people! | 你不能对那些人这么做！ |
| [19:16] | It’s over, Michael. It’s over. | 结束了，迈克尔，结束了 |
| [19:28] | I’m not a shark. | 我不是鲨鱼 |
| [19:32] | No! | 不！ |
| [19:34] | Okay, time for the final vote. | 好了，终极投票的时间到了 |
| [19:36] | All those in favor of the resolution, “Hilary Swank is hot.” | 支持“希拉里斯万克很火热”这一论点的人，举手 |
| [19:43] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [19:44] | And all those opposed. | 反对的人，请举手 |
| [19:50] | This is ridiculous. That’s the thing about debating. | –太荒谬了 –那就是辩论的精华所在 |
| [19:52] | People just get entrenched in the view they had in the first place. | 人们只会坚持他们一开始就形成的观点 |
| [19:54] | I could tell when I was talking you were not listening. | 我知道我在说话的时候，你根本没在听 |
| [19:57] | This is great stuff, Michael. | 这些东西很棒，迈克尔 |
| [19:59] | You are a titan of industry, pal. | 你是行业的巨人，兄弟 |
| [20:02] | Yeah. Thank you. Good work. | –啊，谢谢你 –做得好 |
| [20:04] | Look, I’ll be in touch. Thanks, buddy. | –我会再联系的，谢了，兄弟 –好的，再见 |
| [20:06] | Okay. Bye-bye. | |
| [20:12] | Well, guess whose stock just went up, golden boy? | 猜猜谁的股票刚刚上涨了，黄金男孩？ |
| [20:17] | I guess this is what they call a bittersweet moment. | 我猜，这就是所谓的悲喜交加吧 |
| [20:22] | It is bitter because I slightly destroyed a wonderful little family. | 悲的是，我轻轻地摧毁了一个很棒的小家庭 |
| [20:29] | But sweet because David Wallace thought I did a good job. | 喜的是，大卫华莱士觉得我做得很棒 |
| [20:34] | That’s why I hate bittersweet chocolate. | 所以我才讨厌又苦又甜的巧克力 |
| [20:37] | I don’t even… What’s the point of that? | 我都不…这有什么意义呢？ |
| [20:40] | Why not just sweet? I mean, who are you helping? | 为什么不只是喜呢？ 我是说，你到底帮哪边的？ |
| [20:48] | Oh, hey, what is this? | –嘿，这是谁？ –希拉里斯万克 |
| [20:50] | Hilary Swank. | |
| [20:51] | Oh, she’s hot. | 她真火热 |
| [20:56] | Yeah! | 哈！ |
| [20:58] | Damn it. | 该死 |