| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:13] | Stop it! Stop what? | －停下！ －停下什么？ |
| [00:15] | You’re talking about me in Morse Code. | 你们在用摩尔斯代码来讨论我 |
| [00:17] | But you know what? Joke’s on you ’cause I know Morse Code. | 你知道吗？你们丢脸吧 |
| [00:19] | Ha! | 我可是懂得摩尔斯代码的 |
| [00:21] | Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. | 是啊 我们就是在干这个 |
| [00:23] | In our very limited free time and with our very limited budget, | 在时间有限 预算有限的情况下 |
| [00:26] | we went and got a nanny, and then we went out and took a class | 我们还是雇了个保姆 然后我们出去报了个班 |
| [00:29] | on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication | 学了个过时的还很没必要的 沟通方式 |
| [00:32] | just so we can talk about you in front of you. | 就是为了在你面前讨论你 |
| [00:35] | Yep, that’s exactly what we did. | 对 你们就是这么干的 |
| [00:38] | It all started when Dwight was tapping his foot against the leg of his desk. | 就是从德怀特开始用脚踢桌子腿儿 那会儿开始的 |
| [00:42] | When I asked him to stop, he said, | 我让他停下来，他说： |
| [00:44] | “I will when you lose the baby weight.” | “等你减了婴儿肥我就停“ |
| [00:49] | Very well. I must have imagined it. I apologize. | 很好 那肯定是我的幻想了 我道歉 |
| [01:06] | Detonator? Detonator. Where? | 雷管儿？雷管儿 在哪？ |
| [01:09] | Michael! | 迈克尔！ |
| [01:11] | Jim, are you clicking a detonator? | 杰姆你在按雷管吗？ |
| [01:15] | It’s a pen. Michael, come on. | －是支笔 －迈克尔 别这样 |
| [01:16] | Get back to work, Dwight. Please. | 德怀特 请回去工作 |
| [01:21] | Fine. | 好 |
| [01:26] | Hey, tap away. | 接着敲 （斯克兰顿 欢迎您） |
| [02:05] | Whoo! | （敦德 米福林） （接待员） 办公室 |
| [02:06] | Things with Donna are so… They’re going great! | 和唐娜的发展实在是… 真的太棒了！ |
| [02:12] | I… We’re just clicking on every level. | 我们各方面都很融洽 |
| [02:16] | Emotionally, and sexually, and orally. | 情感上还有床上还有表达上 |
| [02:21] | And I am not used to relationships going this well. | 我简直都不太适应这么和谐的关系了 |
| [02:26] | I’m actually having trouble focusing on my job. | 我事实上不能专注于我的工作 |
| [02:31] | And I like it | 而我喜欢这样 |
| [02:33] | Who enjoys the weekends? | 都有谁很享受周末？ |
| [02:37] | Of course. Now the weekend is always great | 当然了 现在周末都是很愉快的 |
| [02:41] | if you have someone, which I do. I have Donna, she is hot. | 要是你们也想我一样有人了 我有唐娜 她很迷人 |
| [02:45] | She has a Pilates butt. | 她有着普拉提的翘臀 |
| [02:46] | But we need to find something to do this weekend beside have sex. | 但我们这周末除了滚床单 还有别的事情要做 |
| [02:51] | Did I say that? Yes, I did. | 我说了吗？哦对 我说了 |
| [02:52] | And the reason you are here is that I need ideas | 你们呆在这的原因是我需要点子 |
| [02:55] | for things that Donna and I can do on the weekend. So just shout it out. | 是给我和唐娜过周末出些点子 那就赶紧发表意见吧 |
| [02:58] | I have an idea for your weekend. Okay. | －我有个主意怎么过好你的周末 －好 |
| [03:00] | Let me go back to my desk right now. Okay. | －得让我现在回去我的办公桌去 －好 |
| [03:02] | You get out of here, big dog. | 出去，你这只大狗 |
| [03:04] | No, no, no, no, you guys sit down. I need ideas. | 不，你们坐下，我需要主意 |
| [03:06] | Stanley got to go. | －斯坦利能离开 |
| [03:07] | Yeah, Well, Stanley doesn’t help with anything. | －斯坦利什么忙也帮不上 |
| [03:09] | Come on, shout them out. Shout them out. | －喊出来呀 |
| [03:10] | Walk around apple orchards. Oh! | －去苹果园散散步 |
| [03:11] | Super romantic. That’s fun. | －超浪漫 －很有意思 |
| [03:13] | Eel fishing. All right. | －去钓黄鳝 －好吧 |
| [03:14] | Curl up with your favorite DVD. | 窝在家看喜欢的影碟 |
| [03:16] | You and Donna should hit the Poconos. | 你们应该去波可诺 |
| [03:17] | They have heart-shaped Jacuzzis, room enough for three. | 他们有足够容纳三人的心形按摩浴缸 |
| [03:20] | We actually went to the Poconos last Tuesday. | 我们上周二确实去了波可诺 |
| [03:22] | We headed up there, we went to a little Chinese bistro, P.F. Chang’s. | 我们到了那，还去了一家 名叫华馆的中国小酒馆 |
| [03:27] | Why would you go all the way to the Poconos to P.F. Chang’s | 为什么你们放着斯克兰顿的长城酒家不去 |
| [03:30] | when we have the Great Wall in Scranton? | 而去波可诺的华馆呢？ |
| [03:32] | Because when your super-hot girlfriend | 那是因为当你迷人的女朋友说： |
| [03:33] | says, “I want to go to Mount Pocono,” | “我想去波可诺山” |
| [03:35] | you go to Mount Pocono, and you do her. | 你去波克诺山，然后你就上她 |
| [03:37] | And we screwed. Whoops! TMI! | 然后我们就滚了床单！说太多了！ |
| [03:40] | Wait, that’s crazy far. Are you sure she’s not cheating? | 扯远了 你确定她没出轨？ |
| [03:42] | You know what, Kelly, this is the real world. | 凯莉，这是现实世界 |
| [03:44] | Not, The Real World, Scranton. | 而不是电视节目 《斯克兰顿的现实世界》 |
| [03:47] | Oh, my God, this is super weird. | 天啊 这太奇怪了 |
| [03:48] | When Ryan had two girlfriends, | 莱恩以前有两个女朋友的时候 |
| [03:50] | he used to take me to some diner in Hazleton | 他会带我去黑泽尔顿的什么餐厅吃晚餐 |
| [03:51] | just so the other girl wouldn’t see. | 让另外一个女朋友见不着 |
| [03:52] | Some diner? It was the Starlight Diner. | 什么餐厅？那是星光餐厅 |
| [03:55] | It’s in a Life magazine spread about Americana. | 还登在了全美发行的生活杂志上 |
| [03:58] | You guys think Donna’s cheating on me? | 你觉得唐娜有别人了？ |
| [04:00] | No. Michael, no. | 不，迈克尔，不是 |
| [04:02] | You had a nice meal with your girlfriend in a lovely place. | 你跟你的女友在一个美好的地方 共享了美好的晚餐 |
| [04:06] | And sex. We had sex, too. That is right. | －我们也上床了 －没错 |
| [04:07] | Don’t make any more of it. How? | －不用再细说了 －怎么了？ |
| [04:09] | How what? How do I not make any more of it? | －什么怎么了？ －我怎么能不细说呢？ |
| [04:11] | You could start by concluding this meeting. | 就以结束这次会议作为开端吧 |
| [04:13] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [04:15] | Okay. And she won’t say, “I love you.” | －好 －而她不会说：“我爱你“ |
| [04:18] | Oh, no. | －哦，不会吧 |
| [04:19] | How many dates have you been on? | －你们约会几次了？ |
| [04:20] | Nine dates. I said it on the second date. | 九次，我第二次约会就表白了 |
| [04:23] | That seems quick, even for lesbians. | 看起来有点快，蕾丝也没这么快 |
| [04:27] | Does she keep her phone locked around you, Michael? | 你在的时候她的电话是不是总是锁上的？ |
| [04:29] | Does she watch how much she drinks around you, Michael? | 你在的时候她有没有看自己喝多少？ |
| [04:32] | Does she leave the room when she takes phone calls? | 她接电话的时候是不是 都是离开房间的？ |
| [04:33] | Does she keep perfume in her purse? Does she shower before sex? | 她是不是把香水收在钱包里 做爱之前先淋浴？ |
| [04:36] | Does she shower after sex? Does she… | 她跟你做完了是不是总要洗澡？ 她是不是… |
| [04:38] | Yeah, she does all that. | 是啊，所有这些她都做了 |
| [04:39] | Sorry, dude. Oh, no, no, no, no. | －抱歉啊，老兄 －哦，不是吧 |
| [04:41] | Michael, do not let your imagination run amok. | 别让猜疑冲昏了头脑 |
| [04:43] | Run what? Amok. | －冲昏了什么？ －昏了头 |
| [04:44] | It means don’t let your imagination run out of control. | 意思说，别让猜疑使你失去了理智 |
| [04:46] | Why didn’t you just say that, Pam? | 你刚才怎么不说？ |
| [04:48] | Michael, do not let your imagination run out of control. | 别让猜疑使你失去了理智 |
| [04:50] | Well, that’s easy for you to say. | 你说的容易 |
| [04:52] | You have a bad imagination, it’s stupid. | 你的猜疑真糟糕，这样很蠢 |
| [04:54] | I live in a fantasy world. | －我活在虚幻的世界里 |
| [04:55] | You do? | －是吗？ |
| [04:56] | Yes, Jim, I do. | 是的，杰姆，我确实 |
| [04:58] | And I can’t stay in a relationship | 我受不了这种满是谎言 |
| [05:00] | that is full of lies and deceit. | 和欺诈的关系 |
| [05:02] | But you didn’t believe any of this was true five minutes ago. | 五分钟前所有这些你都还不信 |
| [05:04] | That’s what makes it so raw. | 所有这些都让人很痛苦 |
| [05:06] | Ever since I found out that Donna might be cheating on me, | 自从我发现唐娜有可能在劈腿的时候 |
| [05:08] | I have not eaten or slept. | 我就寝食难安 |
| [05:12] | It’s the not knowing, that’s what’s killing me. | 被蒙蔽的感觉让我很难受 |
| [05:18] | Oh, God, that tickles. What do you… | 哦，天啊，很痒 你做什么… |
| [05:21] | I want someone to follow Donna. | 我想让人跟踪唐娜 |
| [05:24] | I want her tailed. | 我要跟踪她 |
| [05:26] | I need the name of a good private investigator. | 我要找个好点的私家侦探 |
| [05:28] | I think I’ve got one for you. | 我应该能帮你找着一个 |
| [05:32] | This is you. How much do you charge? | －就是你了 |
| [05:34] | $100 a day plus expenses. | 你怎么收费？ －一百一天外加花费 |
| [05:36] | I’ll give you 50. Money’s no object. | －我给你五十 |
| [05:37] | Done. | 钱不是问题 －成交 |
| [05:38] | I’m just going to warn you, and I say this to all my clients, | 我要警告你 这个我跟每个客户都这么说 |
| [05:40] | you might not like what I find. | －你可能不喜欢我的发现 |
| [05:42] | Okay. | －没问题 |
| [05:43] | And you might not like how I find it. | 而且对于我怎么知道的 你可能也不会喜欢 |
| [05:49] | Of course. Yeah, that’s terrible. | 当然了 是，那很恶心 |
| [05:52] | Okay, let me get back to you. | 好，我会联系你的 |
| [05:55] | Hey, Stanley, one of my clients just called and said that their Sabre printer | 斯坦利我的一个客户打电话说 他们的萨布尔打印机 |
| [05:58] | started smoking and caught on fire. | 开始冒烟而且着火了 |
| [06:01] | My doctor told me to cut out hotdogs. We all got problems. | 我的医生告诉我要少吃热狗 我们都有问题 |
| [06:08] | Hey, Gabe, I need to talk to you about something. It’s really important. | 盖比，我要跟你谈点事 很重要 |
| [06:11] | There’s no way that you guys have any almond butter, right? | 你们没有杏仁牛油吗？ |
| [06:13] | Yeah, I don’t know. Look, one of my clients called. | 我不知道 我的一个客户刚才打电话了 |
| [06:16] | He was in the middle of a big printing job | 他当时在打印很多的文件 |
| [06:17] | and the back of the printer started smoking | 然后打印机的后面就开始冒烟 |
| [06:19] | and then the paper tray caught on fire. | 然后送纸盒就着火了 |
| [06:21] | That’s weird. I haven’t heard of that happening. | 真奇怪 我从来没听过这样的事 |
| [06:24] | I would even settle for apricot preserves. | 即使是腌黄杏我也可以接受 |
| [06:26] | What are we going to do about this? | －那这个我们要怎么做？ |
| [06:27] | I don’t know. Call HQ, see if they know anything. | －我不知道 打给总部，看看他们知道什么 |
| [06:31] | Yeah, that’s what I’ll do today. All right. | 好的，我今天要做的就是这些 好的 |
| [06:35] | Let me know what they say. | 告诉我他们的想法 |
| [06:39] | Wow, that dude is good. | 哇，那家伙不错 |
| [06:42] | What do you mean? | 你什么意思？ |
| [06:43] | You didn’t feel like he was hiding something? | 你没觉得他在遮掩什么？ |
| [06:46] | I don’t know. | 我不知道 |
| [06:47] | Like he was covering something up? | 好像他在遮掩什么？ |
| [06:50] | Maybe. | 也许吧 |
| [07:01] | Two years ago, Andy blamed the warehouse | 两年前，安迪把他忘记处理的 |
| [07:03] | for a late shipment that he forgot to process. | 一批迟到的货物推卸责任给仓库 |
| [07:06] | We got yelled at pretty bad, almost lost my job. | 我们被骂得很凶，差点丢了工作 |
| [07:09] | Man, I was mad as hell at the time. | 老兄，我那时气疯了 |
| [07:11] | But I said, “Darryl, just wait. He’s a fool. | 但是 我说了：“达瑞尔 等着吧，他是个笨蛋 |
| [07:15] | “There’s going to be an opportunity. Just be patient.” | 会有机会的 要有耐心” |
| [07:21] | Hey, stranger. | －嘿，陌生人 |
| [07:22] | Oh, hi. You work for Michael. | －嗨，你为迈克尔工作 |
| [07:24] | I work with Michael. Right. | －我和迈克尔一道工作 －是吧 |
| [07:26] | Dwight Schrute. Donna, hi. | －德怀特舒特 －你好，唐娜 |
| [07:28] | All cases are solved with logic. | 所有的案子都由逻辑来解决 |
| [07:31] | The only logical way to find out if Donna is a cheater is to seduce her, | 唯一发现唐娜是否欺骗你的逻辑方案 就是勾引她 |
| [07:34] | bring her to orgasm, then call Michael and tell him the sad news. | 让她高潮，然后打给迈克尔 告诉他这个坏消息 |
| [07:40] | Wow. It’s a little early for ice cream, don’t you think? | 现在吃冰淇淋还太早了 你觉得呢？ |
| [07:42] | It’s never too early for ice cream, Jim. | 杰姆，吃冰淇淋什么时候都不晚 |
| [07:44] | But we didn’t have any ice cream, | 但我们没有冰淇淋 |
| [07:46] | so this is mayonnaise and black olives. | 这只有蛋黄酱和黑橄榄 |
| [07:48] | Oh! Oh, my God. | －哦，天啊 |
| [07:49] | It’s comfort food, all right? | －这是慰籍餐，是吧？ |
| [07:51] | God! | 天啊！ |
| [07:52] | Michael, this whole Donna thing is going to be okay. | 整个关于唐娜的事会没事的 |
| [07:54] | You just… Stop beating yourself up. | －别再打自己了 |
| [07:55] | I know. Well, I hope you’re right. | －我知道，我希望你是对的 |
| [07:57] | We’ll see what Dwight says. | －我们看看德怀特怎么说 |
| [07:58] | Why do we have to see what Dwight says? | －我们为什么要看他怎么说？ |
| [08:00] | Because I have him investigating her. | 因为我让他调查她 |
| [08:01] | I’m waiting for a text update. | 我在等着信息的更新 |
| [08:03] | Michael, no, no, no, no, no, no. | －迈克尔，别 |
| [08:04] | No, no, no, no, no. Undo that. | －不要，取消吧 |
| [08:05] | Undo that. It’s too late to undo it. | －取消吧 －现在取消太晚了 |
| [08:07] | I need to know, otherwise this thing is going to spiral out of amok. | 我需要知道，否则这件事会让我抓狂的 |
| [08:10] | Michael, okay, I’m going to talk straight to you | 迈克尔 好吧 我就直接跟你说吧 |
| [08:13] | because I think you need to hear it. Michael… | 因为我认为你需要知道 |
| [08:15] | This is so disgusting. | －真让人恶心 |
| [08:16] | Stop eating it. Do you want to be happy? | －别吃了，你想开心么？ |
| [08:19] | Look at you. You have a major self-destructive streak in you. | 看看你自己，你正在 严重的自我毁灭 |
| [08:23] | I know. And you… | －我知道 －还有你… |
| [08:25] | You kind of torpedo every romantic relationship you’re in. | 你亲自毁掉了每一段 你曾有过的浪漫感情 |
| [08:28] | That’s not true. | 不是那样的 |
| [08:33] | You’re right. I ruin everything. | 你说的对，我毁了所有的事 |
| [08:36] | And I have known some wonderful women. | 还有我认识了一些很好的女人 |
| [08:38] | Holly, Carole, Jan. | 霍莉、卡罗尔、简 |
| [08:40] | Helene. | －海琳 |
| [08:41] | Helene? | －海琳？ |
| [08:42] | My mother. Oh! | 我妈妈 |
| [08:44] | My mother, Helene. | －我妈妈，海琳 |
| [08:45] | Oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. | －哦，是啊 |
| [08:47] | All of the greatest loves of my life. | 所有这些我生命中最美好的爱 |
| [08:50] | You should stop this. You should call Dwight right now. | 你该停止这个 你该马上给德怀特打电话 |
| [08:56] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [09:04] | Oh, gosh, we’re both going for the same weight at the same time. | 我们竟然同时要取相同的重量 |
| [09:06] | You go ahead. Thank you. | －你先吧 －谢谢 |
| [09:08] | It’s all yours. | 都是你的了 《菲列苏珀丽丝健身房 斯克兰顿 宾州》 |
| [09:27] | You okay? | －你还好吗？ |
| [09:28] | Yeah, I’m good. | －我很好 |
| [09:29] | Hey, you know an exercise for two people that uses the whole body? | 你知道一种两人参与并能 调动全身肌肉的运动吗？ |
| [09:34] | Yeah, I think I know what you’re talking about. | 我想我知道你指的是什么 |
| [09:36] | Tractor pull. | 拽拖拉机 |
| [09:38] | Too bad there’s not a tractor here. | 太不巧了这没拖拉机 |
| [09:48] | One thing you need to know about me, | 你要了解我的一点就是 |
| [09:49] | I don’t quit until something tears or pops. | 除了受伤我不会停的 |
| [09:53] | You look like you’re getting a good workout. | 看起来你锻炼的不错 |
| [09:56] | Can I feel your pulse? | －我能不能摸一下你的脉搏 －不用 |
| [09:57] | Nope, I’m good. Thanks. | 我很好 谢谢 |
| [09:59] | Really? | 真的？ |
| [10:00] | Hey. All right. | 好吧 |
| [10:01] | Young man, can you wipe down that seat? | －年轻人 |
| [10:03] | Get out of my way. | 能不能抹下那个位子？ |
| [10:05] | Tomorrow’s fertilizer, am I right? | －让开 明天的肥料，我没说错吧？ |
| [10:08] | I’m out of here. | 我要出去了 |
| [10:09] | Donna, Donna, wait. Please. | 唐娜，请等等 |
| [10:10] | I’m sorry, okay? | 我道歉，好吗？ |
| [10:12] | Listen, we both know why I’m here. | 听着，我们都知道我为什么在这 |
| [10:15] | To see you naked | 是要看你裸着 |
| [10:19] | while I’m naked. | 而且我也裸着 |
| [10:23] | You stay away from me or I’m calling security. | 你离我远点，要不我叫保安了 |
| [10:27] | Donna, come… | 唐娜，别呀 |
| [10:31] | You’re back. What happened? | 你回来了 怎么了？ |
| [10:33] | I pulled muscles in both my thighs. Thanks for asking. | 我两条大腿的肌肉都拉伤了 |
| [10:35] | No. What happened with Donna? | 不是吧，跟唐娜怎么了吗？ |
| [10:37] | Yeah, no. She’s not cheating. | 是，哦不是，她没劈腿 |
| [10:39] | Oh, man! Will you help me work out this knot? Right here. | 哦！你能帮我解决这个麻烦吗？就这 |
| [10:42] | Put your fingers here. Ugh! No, no. | －把手放这 －不 |
| [10:44] | Are you sure? I’m positive. | －你确定吗？ －完全肯定 |
| [10:45] | Yeah, here’s your expense receipts. Right there. | 哦，还有这些票据在这儿 |
| [10:49] | Who eats eight protein bars? | 谁吃了八个蛋白棒？ |
| [10:51] | People who don’t trust egg whites. | 那些不相信鸡蛋白的人 |
| [10:52] | Okay. Well, I am just glad this is all over. | 好吧，我真庆幸这一切总算结束了 |
| [10:55] | Oh! Me, too. | 我也是 |
| [10:56] | And by the way, I told her not to, | 顺便说一下，我跟她说别来 |
| [10:58] | but she’s coming over here and she’s furious. | 但她已经在来的路上，而且很生气 |
| [11:00] | What? No, she didn’t say that. You’re right. | －不是吧 她没说啊 －你说的没错 |
| [11:02] | I was paraphrasing. | 我只是复述一下 |
| [11:04] | What she actually said was, “What is with him? | 她的原话是：“他是怎么了？ |
| [11:07] | “He is crazy. I’m coming over there to talk to him.” | 他疯了 我要去跟他谈谈“ |
| [11:10] | And this was after I had no other recourse | 这是在我万般无奈下告诉她和健身房保安 |
| [11:11] | but to tell her and gym security | |
| [11:13] | that you had sent me there to see if she was cheating. | 说你派我来查看一下她是否在劈腿 |
| [11:17] | Also, I joined the gym. You’ll be billed monthly. | 还有，我入健身房会员啦 你要每月支付的 |
| [11:24] | I am not paying for that membership. | 我才不会支付健身卡的钱 |
| [11:35] | Maybe you’d be more comfortable in your own office. | 你呆在自己办公室可能更舒服点儿 |
| [11:38] | No, I like the attention. | 不，我喜欢被人注意 |
| [11:43] | Is she here yet? | 她来了吗？ |
| [11:44] | No. | 没 |
| [11:46] | Wait, yes. That’s her? | －等等，来了 －是她吗？ |
| [11:48] | Yeah. | 是的 |
| [11:50] | Mmm-hmm. | |
| [11:51] | Right. Right. Right. Okay, I’ll talk to you later. | 好，我等会儿跟你说 |
| [12:00] | How could you think I would cheat on you? | 你怎么会认为我在劈腿呢？ |
| [12:02] | I didn’t, everybody else here did. | 不是我，是这所有其他人 |
| [12:04] | Everybody convinced me that something was up. | 所有人都企图说服我说有状况 |
| [12:08] | They poisoned my mind. | 他们荼毒了我的思想 |
| [12:09] | That’s pathetic. | 真荒唐 |
| [12:12] | Well, no, it’s a lie. | 好吧，是个瞎话 |
| [12:15] | That’s not what happened. | 不是那么回事 |
| [12:17] | I just like you. I can’t believe I get to be with you. | 我就是喜欢你 我简直无法相信我可以和你在一起 |
| [12:21] | You work at an adult arcade. | 你在成人游戏中心工作 |
| [12:24] | You could have any man you want. | 对任何男人你都游刃有余 |
| [12:26] | When I tell you I like you, you need to trust me. | 我跟你说我喜欢你的时候 你要相信我 |
| [12:31] | Not some freak. | 而不是其他不相干的人 |
| [12:33] | If you want to dump me, I totally get it. | －你要是想把我甩了，我也理解 |
| [12:35] | I told you I like you. | －我说了我喜欢你 |
| [12:38] | Well, you are bonerific. | 好吧，你真的很性感迷人 |
| [12:44] | Hey, if I said that we should go away for a couple days, you would… | 要是我说我们应该离开几天，你会… |
| [12:49] | Poop my pants. | 那真是惊喜呢 |
| [12:50] | Have you ever been to Vero Beach? | －你去过维洛海滩吗？ |
| [12:52] | Oh, my God, Vero Beach? | －哦，天啊，维洛海滩？ |
| [12:54] | No. Is that on the water? | 没，是在水上么？ |
| [12:57] | We’re going. | 我们要去的 |
| [12:58] | We are? Yeah. | －我们？ －是的 |
| [12:59] | What’s up? I read your e-mail. | －怎么了？我收到了你的电邮 |
| [13:01] | Close the door. | －关门 |
| [13:03] | Okay. | 好 |
| [13:04] | I don’t have a plan exactly, more of a loose structure. | 我还没有确切计划 就是一些想法而已 |
| [13:08] | Gives me freedom to improvise. It’s like jazz. | 让我自由发挥简直就像是 爵士乐 |
| [13:15] | * Andy don’t mess with me * | 安迪别惹我 |
| [13:18] | I’ll figure something out. | 我会想出来的 |
| [13:20] | Some freaky stuff going on. | 可怕的事情正在发生 |
| [13:22] | I was walking by Gabe and I heard some things. | 我从盖比旁走过时 我听见了一些动静 |
| [13:25] | Such as? | －比如说？ |
| [13:26] | It was kind of mumbled. I don’t know. | －像是在嘀咕 我不知道 |
| [13:28] | The only thing I could make out clearly was, “Andy, problem, eliminate.” | 但我清楚的是 “安迪，问题，剔除” |
| [13:33] | Something. I don’t know what it meant. | 我不知道那是什么意思 |
| [13:34] | What? You don’t know what it meant? | 什么？你不知道是什么意思？ |
| [13:36] | How about, “Andy is a problem and we must eliminate him.” | 那如果是：“安迪是个麻烦 |
| [13:40] | Oh! I hadn’t even thought of that. | 我们要解决这个麻烦“ 我从来没这么想过 |
| [13:42] | Yeah. | 是啊 |
| [13:49] | Oh, hey, I love your earrings. | －我喜欢你的耳环 |
| [13:50] | Thank you. | －谢谢 |
| [13:52] | Did Michael get them for you? | －是迈克尔给你买的？ |
| [13:53] | No, I bought them myself. | －不 我自己买的 |
| [13:56] | Where? | 哪买的？ |
| [13:57] | Steamtown Mall. | 蒸汽城的商城 |
| [13:59] | Claire’s? Zales? Ricky’s? Earrings, Earrings, Earrings? | 克莱尔？洁儿丝？利绮？ 还是耳环专卖店？ |
| [14:02] | Fancy Girl? Platinum Cat? | 炫女孩？还是白金猫？ |
| [14:03] | Where? | 哪儿？ |
| [14:04] | You know, I actually got them in Philadelphia. | 你知道，我其实是在费城买的 |
| [14:07] | In a mall down there. | －在那的一个小镇商场里 |
| [14:08] | Franklin Mills? | －是富兰克林米尔斯吗？ |
| [14:09] | King of Prussia? Springfield? Governor’s Place? | 普鲁士之王？斯普林菲尔德？ 总督之家？ |
| [14:13] | Franklin Mills. | 富兰克林米尔斯 |
| [14:18] | What? Hmm. | 什么？ |
| [14:20] | Oh! | |
| [14:22] | It’s probably nothing. | 可能没什么 |
| [14:24] | Okay, heart-shaped jewelry is not something that a woman buys for herself, | 好吧心形的首饰绝不是 女人会给自己买的那种 |
| [14:28] | a man definitely bought it for her recently, | 绝对是一个男人最近才买给她的 |
| [14:31] | and it wasn’t Michael. | 而且还不是迈克尔 |
| [14:33] | Wait, so you like heart-shaped jewelry, though, right? | 等等，那你是喜欢心形的首饰了，对吗？ |
| [14:35] | No. | 不 |
| [14:37] | Except for the pendant that you bought me. | 除了你给我买的那个吊坠 |
| [14:39] | Which I love. | 那个我是喜欢的 |
| [14:44] | Psst! | |
| [14:52] | Creed’s head of Quality Assurance, | 克里德是质检的老总 |
| [14:55] | so he’d definitely be wrapped up in this. | 所以他绝对参与其中了 |
| [14:57] | So there I am minding my own business, | 我在做自己的事，然后达奈尔说要给我三元 |
| [14:59] | and Darnell offers me three bucks. | |
| [15:02] | All I’ve got to do is walk by Andy and go like this. | 我要做的就是走到安迪旁边然后这么做 |
| [15:05] | Darnell’s a chump. I would’ve done it for anything. | 达奈尔就是个傻瓜 即使没有报酬我也会做的 |
| [15:08] | I’ve done a lot more for a lot less. | 我做过太多毫无 |
| [15:12] | So, it turns out Donna and I have a Facebook friend of a friend in common, | 所以结果是我和唐娜在脸书上都 有共同的朋友 |
| [15:16] | so I was able to see some of her pictures online. | 这样我就可以在网上看到她上传的照片 |
| [15:20] | This was taken two weeks ago. | 这是两周前拍的 |
| [15:24] | And this was taken the same night. | 这张是同一天晚上的 |
| [15:29] | This photo was taken this morning. | 这张是今早拍的 |
| [15:32] | It’s Cece. | 这是茜茜 |
| [15:33] | She’s never going to do anything wrong. | 她从来都不会做错事的 |
| [15:36] | Isn’t that something? Wow. That’s exciting. | －不错吧？ －哇 太兴奋了 |
| [15:39] | Hey, Michael. Hey. | 嘿，迈克尔 |
| [15:41] | Sorry to interrupt you. | 很抱歉打扰你 |
| [15:42] | I actually have something very important to talk to you about. | 我有很重要的事情要跟你谈 |
| [15:45] | Well, it can wait. Business related. | －我可以等的 －是关于业务的 |
| [15:46] | It can wait. I lied, it’s personal. | －我可以等 －我骗你的，是个人的 |
| [15:48] | It’s about me and Jim, we’re… | 是关于杰姆的，我们… |
| [15:49] | You’re the only person I can talk to. | 你是我唯一可以倾诉的人 |
| [15:52] | Jim is her husband. Oh. | 杰姆是她先生 |
| [15:54] | And… And they’re having problems… | －还有… －他们现在有矛盾 |
| [15:55] | No, no, we’re not… …and so she comes to me. | －我们没有 －然后她来找我 |
| [15:57] | We’re not having problems, but it is personal. | 我们没有矛盾，但是很私人的 |
| [15:59] | And I was… In bed. | －我就是… －关于隐私的 |
| [16:02] | Yes, yes, I desperately want to speak with you | 是的，我急切的想跟你说 |
| [16:06] | about my sex life with Jim. | 关于我和杰姆的性生活 |
| [16:08] | Oh, my God, look at how cheap street-level rooms are. | 我的天啊 |
| [16:10] | Am I the only person who enjoys people-watching? | 看看便宜街屋到底是个什么样 |
| [16:13] | I need you to sign this! | 我是不是唯一一个乐衷围观的人？ 我需要你的签名！ |
| [16:15] | So bad! Okay, weirdo. | －太糟了！ －好吧，怪人 |
| [16:18] | I love… This idea is neat. | 我喜欢…这个主意很好 |
| [16:20] | I’ve never been. Yeah. | 我从来没到过，听起来不错 |
| [16:21] | It sounds lovely. | |
| [16:22] | Yeah, I think it’ll be a nice trip. We’re going to get a lot done. | 我觉得应该会是个不错的旅程 我们有很多事可以做 |
| [16:24] | You’re going to want to look at the date on that. | 你最好看看上面的日期 |
| [16:27] | Oh! Wow. Look at golfing. | 哇，看看…高尔夫球场 |
| [16:29] | Are you a golfer? | －你打高尔夫球吗？ |
| [16:31] | I am, but I gave my clubs away. | －我有打，但不再加入会员了 |
| [16:32] | Swear too much. | 太多骂人的了 |
| [16:38] | Hey, you okay? | 你还好吗？ |
| [16:39] | Yeah, I just remembered that I have to go to the bathroom. | 是啊我刚想起我要去洗手间 |
| [16:42] | Pam? Absolutely. | －潘？ －当然了 |
| [16:47] | Look, I’m not down anymore, so if the guys start making fun of you, | 你看 我不再消沉了 要是有人取笑你 |
| [16:50] | you’ve just gotta stand up for yourself. | 你就… 你要站起来捍卫自己 |
| [16:52] | I know. It’s just, I’m scared… ANDY: I got your text. | －我知道，就是，我害怕 －我收到你的信息了 |
| [16:55] | It said, “911.” | 内容是：“911” |
| [16:56] | Glen, could you excuse us? | 格伦，你先出去吧？ |
| [17:04] | It’s bad. What’s bad? | －太糟糕了 －什么糟糕？ |
| [17:06] | It’s real bad. | 真的太糟了 |
| [17:07] | Still no plan. | 还没计划好 |
| [17:08] | Oh, God. It’s getting bigger. | －哦，天啊 －这件事正在发酵 |
| [17:10] | I might have to go public here, but no one’s going to believe me. Uh… | 我可能要公布于众 但没人会相信我 |
| [17:14] | I need proof. I need, like, a printer to catch on fire. | 我需要证据 我需要，像一台能起火的打印机 |
| [17:16] | I can videotape it. Yeah. | －我可以帮你录像 －好 |
| [17:21] | There it is. | －就是这个 |
| [17:22] | There what is? | －这是什么？ |
| [17:24] | What? | 什么？ |
| [17:25] | Who the hell is this? Who is this guy? | 这是谁？ 这家伙是谁啊？ |
| [17:28] | I don’t know who it is. God! | －我不知道他是谁 －天啊！ |
| [17:29] | Lowest of the low, that guy. | 那家伙真逊啊 |
| [17:31] | Just a notch above Toby. | 就比托比好看一点点 |
| [17:33] | You know what? What? | －你知道吗？ －什么？ |
| [17:34] | I’m going to kill him. No, I’m not. I feel… No. | 我要去杀了他 不行 我不能 我感觉…不行 |
| [17:37] | I’m not going to kill him. | 我不能杀了他 |
| [17:40] | You just have to go in there. You have to hear it from her. | 你就需要走进去 你要听她怎么说 |
| [17:41] | I have to hear it from her. But you have to settle down first. | －我要听她怎么说 －首先你要冷静下来 |
| [17:44] | I need to have her tell me herself. Okay. | －我需要让她自己跟我说 －好的 |
| [17:46] | Okay. Right? | －行吗？ －好 |
| [17:47] | Yes. I need to have her say… | 我要让她告诉我 |
| [17:49] | I need to say, “What the hell is that? Calm down first. | －我要说：“这他么的是什么？ |
| [17:50] | “What the hell is that?” Hey, look at this. | －首先要冷静 |
| [17:52] | Look at this baby picture. | 看看这个！婴儿照片 |
| [17:53] | Oh, God, no. Oh, my God. | －哦，天啊，我的天啊 |
| [17:54] | Hi, Michael. | －嗨，迈克尔 |
| [17:55] | Hi, Michael. Okay. | －嗨，迈克尔 －好 |
| [17:57] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [17:59] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [18:01] | I talked to corporate. Turns out there have been 12 reports of faulty printers. | 我跟上头沟通过了 结果在四十万台打印机中 |
| [18:05] | Out of 400,000. | 有12例故障打印机的投报 |
| [18:07] | We’ve investigated. Every time it’s been user error. | 我们已经调查了 每次都是我们用户的过错 |
| [18:09] | They block the vents or something, I don’t know. | 他们堵塞了通风道或其他的 我不知道 |
| [18:11] | That’s why we have the fine print. | 这也是为什么我们有法律声明 |
| [18:13] | Thank you for bringing this to our attention. | 谢谢你向我们汇报这件事 |
| [18:15] | So, I’d like to reward you for that. | 为这个我要奖励你 |
| [18:20] | That’s good for five bucks at Dunkin’ Donuts. Any Dunkin’ Donuts. | 这是顿金甜甜圈的五元代金卷 |
| [18:24] | Oh. | 可以在任何顿金甜甜圈使用 |
| [18:36] | You know what? We should really do something fun this week. | 你知道吗？我们这周应该去乐呵一下 |
| [18:38] | Yeah. Wouldn’t that be fun? | －是啊 －应该很好玩吧？ |
| [18:40] | Yeah. | 好啊 |
| [18:41] | How about Thursday? | －周四怎么样？ |
| [18:42] | Thursday works, yeah. | －周四好啊 |
| [18:44] | What do you want to do? I can’t do it Thursday, book club. | 你有什么想法？ －周四不行，书会 |
| [18:46] | How about Friday? | －那周五呢？ |
| [18:47] | Oh! Friday doesn’t work. | －周五也不行 |
| [18:49] | Oh, really? ‘Cause I was thinking we could go to this concert. | 真的吗？我还在想我们可以去听音乐会 |
| [18:53] | Spice Girls are opening for Weird Al. Front row. | 辣妹组合为怪人奥尔开场 前排的哦 |
| [18:56] | Be a great, great concert. | －肯定会是很棒的音乐会 |
| [18:58] | Shoot. I’m working. | －可是我要上班啊 |
| [19:00] | Oh! Okay, well, maybe I should stop by. | 好吧，那我可以去看你 |
| [19:03] | Well, won’t you be at the concert? | 那你不去看音乐会了？ |
| [19:04] | Nope, that’s Tuesday. | 不要了，那是周二 |
| [19:06] | Well, I can make it on Tuesday. | 我周二有空 |
| [19:08] | You’re cheating. | 你在劈腿 |
| [19:11] | You’re cheating on me. | 你在欺骗我 |
| [19:15] | How do you know? | 你怎么知道的？ |
| [19:18] | Pam told me. | 潘告诉我的 |
| [19:21] | Did she see me? | －她看见我了？ |
| [19:23] | Nice effort. | －真会狡辩 |
| [19:25] | We’re printing on 24-pound premium stock paper, | 我们在打印24磅的高级股票纸 |
| [19:28] | approximately 300 sheets in. So far no signs of distress. | 大约300张 到目前为止没有发热的痕迹 |
| [19:32] | You haven’t even introduced yourself. Right. | －你还没介绍自己 －好的 |
| [19:34] | My name is Andrew Baines Bernard and if you’re watching this, | 我叫安德鲁伯纳德 如果你在看这个视频的话 |
| [19:36] | it’s because I’ve turned state’s witness, because I’m in danger, | 因为我是国家的证人 我处于危险当中 |
| [19:39] | because I know too much. | 因为我知道太多东西了 |
| [19:40] | You should talk in a higher voice | 你说话的声音要提高一些 |
| [19:42] | ’cause the camera makes you sound weird. | 因为录像机使你的声音很奇怪 |
| [19:43] | Higher, okay? | 高点？好的 |
| [19:44] | Recently certain events have come to my attention… | 最近我留意了一些特别事件 |
| [19:47] | Higher. Make it higher? | －再高点 －再高点吗？好 |
| [19:48] | Okay. I have come to the conclusion that the Sabre Corporation… | 我认为，萨布尔公司 |
| [19:52] | One more, yeah. | 再高点，好的 |
| [19:53] | May be overlooking certain safety regulations. | 可能忽略了一些安全规则 |
| [19:55] | At the danger… | 造成危险 |
| [19:59] | It’s smoking. | 在冒烟 |
| [20:01] | I knew it! | 我就知道！ |
| [20:04] | This… We are blowing the roof off! | －这… －我们要把房顶点着了！ |
| [20:07] | Blowing the roof off! | 把房顶点着了！ |
| [20:10] | Nice, nice. | 很好 |
| [20:12] | This is my partner, Darryl Philbin. | 这是我的搭档达瑞尔菲尔平 |
| [20:15] | He’s been my partner through this entire thing. | 他在整个事件当中都是我的搭档 |
| [20:18] | I don’t want to prank anymore. | 我不想再搞恶作剧了 |
| [20:20] | Things get real. It’s not funny. | 因为事情搞成真的了，一点也不好玩 |
| [20:23] | I’m just going to be good. Stay in my room, | 我要好好做人，呆在自己房间里 |
| [20:26] | go to church, try to do one nice thing per day. | 而且去教堂祈祷 试着一天做一件好事 |
| [20:30] | I do not want to prank anymore. | 我不想再恶搞了 |
| [20:35] | Who is he? | 他是谁？ |
| [20:37] | Wait, what do you mean? The other man. | －你什么意思啊？ －那个男人 |
| [20:38] | Who’s the guy? Who is it? | 那个男人是谁？他是谁？ |
| [20:40] | It’s you. I’m married. | 是你啊，我结婚了 |
| [20:46] | I’m the mistress? | 我是情妇吗？ |
| [20:50] | Okay, everybody, let’s take this next hill! | 好的，大家，让我们来爬下座山！ |
| [20:52] | Excuse me. Yeah, I’d appreciate it if you’d just let me run this. | 抱歉，要是让我来组织 我会非常感谢的 |
| [20:55] | You know what? You had your chance, you’re no leader. | 以前给过你机会，但你不适合领导 |
| [20:57] | Up, out of your seat! Let’s blast! Don’t listen to him. | －上 站立！让我们爆发吧！ －别听他的 |
| [20:59] | We’re approaching a cool-down, down a gentle hill. | 现在缓速，下一个小山 |
| [21:02] | No! The hill’s a trap. Let’s take the dirt road off to the side. | 不！小山是幌子，让我们 离开泥路向旁边靠 |
| [21:05] | No, guys, no. We’re just cooling down. | －不，大家，别，我们现在平静下来 |
| [21:07] | If they catch us, they will rape us. | －要是让他们看见，他们会跟我们没完的 |
| [21:09] | Go for the cliff. And three, two, one, jump! | 去到悬崖上 然后三 二 一 跳！ |
| [21:13] | No! You’re dead, you’re dead, you’re dead. Good jump. | 不！你们死定了！ 跳得好 |
| [21:16] | You’re barely alive. Okay, now, nice cool-down. | 你们都没活气儿了 好，现在，很好的平静下来 |
| [21:20] | Check your pulse rate. | 检查一下自己脉搏 |