| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:03] | Andy? | 安迪？ |
| [00:07] | Attend the tale Of Sweeney Todd | 观看斯威尼托德的故事 |
| [00:11] | His skin was pale And his eye was odd | 他的皮肤苍白而双眼无神 |
| [00:14] | Yes. | 是 |
| [00:15] | He shaved the faces Of gentlemen | 让他剃胡子的绅士们 |
| [00:17] | Who never thereafter Were heard of again | 从此消失在人间 |
| [00:20] | He trod a path That few have trod | 他走一条很少人走的道路 |
| [00:23] | Did Sweeney Todd | 就是斯威尼托德 |
| [00:25] | The demon barber Of Fleet Street | 弗利特街的恶魔理发师 |
| [00:29] | Did you write this? No. | －你写的吗？ －不 |
| [00:31] | Who did? Stephen Sondheim. | －谁呢？ －斯蒂芬松德海姆 |
| [00:32] | Who is he? | 那是谁啊？ |
| [00:33] | Swing your Razor wide, Sweeney | 把你的剃刀大力挥舞吧，斯威尼 |
| [00:37] | Hold it to the skies | 把它高举向天 |
| [00:41] | Freely flows the blood Of those who moralize | 让道德者的血自由的流出 |
| [00:47] | What the hell is happening? | 到底发生什么事？ |
| [00:49] | We are the cast of Sweeney Todd: | 我们是《恶魔理发师》的演员 |
| [00:50] | The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. | |
| [00:52] | We open in a couple of weeks | 我们于两周后在斯卡兰顿这里 |
| [00:53] | at the Loose Screw Playhouse, here in Scranton. | 的松螺丝剧场公演 |
| [00:55] | And today, just doing a wee bit of viral marketing, gov’nor! | 今天只是在进行一点点的病毒式营销而已 |
| [00:59] | – Attend the tale – Of Sweeney Todd | 观看斯威尼托德的故事 |
| [01:03] | He served a dark and a vengeful God | 他崇拜黑暗且有复仇心理的神 |
| [01:05] | He served a dark and a vengeful God | 他崇拜黑暗且有复仇心理的神 |
| [01:09] | What happens then Well, that’s the play | 之后又怎么样呢 那就是戏剧内容了 |
| [01:11] | And he wouldn’t Want us to give it away | 他总不想就此说出来 |
| [01:15] | Not Sweeney Todd | 斯威尼托德不会这么做 |
| [01:18] | The demon barber of Fleet | 弗利特街的恶魔 |
| [01:21] | Street | 理发师 |
| [01:23] | Wow! | |
| [01:27] | Oh, that was amazing! That was awesome! | 那真棒！真棒极了！ |
| [01:31] | I auditioned for this! When did the cast list go up? | 我也去试镜了！演员名单什么时候公布的？ |
| [01:34] | Like a month ago. | －一个月前 |
| [01:36] | Really? They didn’t call me! | －真的吗？他们没给我打电话！ |
| [01:40] | Who am I playing? | 我扮演谁呢？ |
| [01:43] | Andy? | 安迪？ （斯克兰顿 欢迎您） （敦德 米福林） 办公室 |
| [02:21] | Two comps for milady and her Gabe. It’s closing night. | 两张招待券给我的女孩和她的盖比 这是演出的最后一晚 |
| [02:24] | Tomorrow we have to give the theater over | 明天我们就得把剧院让给 |
| [02:26] | to the Scranton’s Miss Fitness Pageant. | 斯卡兰顿的健身女郎选美赛 |
| [02:27] | I am so excited, but I just need one. Gabe can’t come. Sorry. | 我很兴奋可是一张就可以了 盖比来不了，抱歉 |
| [02:31] | What? Yeah. | －什么？ －是啊 |
| [02:33] | That’s awful. Everyone’s gonna miss that guy. | 真糟糕 所有人都会想他的 |
| [02:35] | Gabe is not coming, which is huge, | 盖比不来，这真是大件事 |
| [02:38] | because my plan is to make Erin | 我的计划是让艾琳今晚就再次爱上我 |
| [02:41] | fall back in love with me tonight. | |
| [02:43] | Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. | 女人无法拒绝唱着演出曲目的男人 |
| [02:47] | It’s so powerful, even a lot of men | 那是多么的有力，很多男人也 |
| [02:50] | can’t resist a man singing show tunes. | 无法拒绝唱着演出曲目的男人 |
| [02:52] | Oh, who else is going? Everyone. | －还有谁会去呢？ －所有人 |
| [02:54] | Gabe seemed to think no one was going. | 盖比似乎以为没有人会去呢 |
| [02:56] | What kind of terrible rumormonger is Gabe? | 盖比是怎么样的造谣者啊？ |
| [02:59] | He is woefully ill informed, all right? | 他的消息真不灵通，好吗？ |
| [03:01] | Excuse me. | 对不起 |
| [03:04] | Everybody, you’re all coming to my show tonight, right? | 各位，你们今晚都会来看我演出，对吧？ |
| [03:07] | Andy, what time’s it start? | －安迪，它几点开始？ |
| [03:08] | 8:00 p.m. Sharp. | －晚上八点整 |
| [03:09] | How long is it? Hour and 45… | －多长呢？ －一小时45… |
| [03:11] | No, I can’t make it. | 不，我来不了 |
| [03:13] | They say that no one can take your pride, | 有人说没有人可以拿走你的自尊 |
| [03:16] | but the people who cast Andy’s play, they took mine. | 但为安迪这戏剧选角的人 却拿走了我的自尊 |
| [03:20] | Jim, Pam, you guys are in, right? | 杰姆，潘，你们会来的，对吧？ |
| [03:22] | Oh, we wanted to, but our sitter just fell through. I’m really sorry. | 我们原本要来的，但我们的保姆没法过来 真的很抱歉 |
| [03:26] | Dwight? No, thank you. | －德怀特？ －不，谢了 |
| [03:29] | Last time I went to the theater, | 上次我到剧院去，一个打扮成 |
| [03:31] | a man dressed as a cat sat on my lap. | 猫模样的男人坐在我的腿上 |
| [03:35] | It would mean so much to me if you came to my show tonight. | 如果你可以来看我演出 这对我会很有意义的 |
| [03:39] | I can’t, Andy. It’s too hard. | 我不行啊，安迪，太难了 |
| [03:41] | That’s… | 那是… |
| [03:44] | I put everything I had into that audition. Do you understand that? | 我把所有的都放进那次试镜 你明白吗？ |
| [03:47] | If it makes you feel any better, | 如果会让你感觉好一些 |
| [03:48] | no one who auditioned for the part of Sweeney Todd got that part. | 为那个斯威尼托德角色试镜的人 没有一个得到那个角色 |
| [03:52] | They had to bring in a ringer. | 他们不得不外聘 |
| [03:54] | This guy’s, like, world class. You should not feel bad. | 这个人像是世界级的 你不该不高兴的 |
| [03:59] | I’m asking you, thespian to thespian, | 我在要求你，演员对演员 |
| [04:01] | will you please be the bigger man and come to my show? | 你能不能当个大方的人来看我演出？ |
| [04:05] | I wish I could, Andy, but I can’t. | 我但愿我能，安迪，但我办不到 |
| [04:08] | I have plans that night. | 我那个晚有约 |
| [04:11] | I’m going to see a friend in a play called Sweeney Todd. | 我要去看一个朋友 他演出的戏剧是《恶魔理发师》 |
| [04:16] | You’re that friend. I’m going to see your play. | 你就是那个朋友，我会去看你演出 |
| [04:21] | Nice! | 很好！ |
| [04:23] | And scene. | 表演完毕 |
| [04:25] | Listen, I would like you to take me to Andy’s play tonight. | （德怀特舒特 建筑业主） 听着，我要你今晚带我去看安迪的演出 |
| [04:28] | Please, waste of time. | 拜托，浪费时间 |
| [04:30] | You know what? Let’s just knock this out right now. | 你知道不？ 不如就此止住吧 |
| [04:32] | Disrobe. | 脱衣服 |
| [04:33] | Angela? Don’t like her anymore. Not attracted to her anymore. | 安杰拉吗？不再喜欢她了 不再被她所吸引了 |
| [04:38] | Just contractually obligated to make a baby with her. | 只是受合同约束和她造宝宝而已 |
| [04:42] | Give me the punch card. No. | －把考勤卡给我 －不 |
| [04:43] | If you want to punch the punch card, | 如果你要给考勤卡打孔 |
| [04:44] | you have to take me to the show. | 你必须带我去看演出 |
| [04:46] | That is not in the contract. | －那不在合同里 |
| [04:47] | Well, there’s a lot of gray area in that clause. | －那条文里有很多灰色地带呢 |
| [04:50] | Do you want to re-mediate? | 你要重新调解吗？ |
| [04:51] | All right, fine! I’ll go to your little show. | 好，行！我会去你那小小的演出 |
| [04:55] | But I’m not wearing a cape. | －但我不会穿斗篷 |
| [04:56] | Thank you. | －谢谢 |
| [04:57] | Dwight and I have a contractual agreement | 德怀特和我有一份合约协议 |
| [04:59] | to procreate five times, plain and simple. | 生儿育女五次，简单直接 |
| [05:02] | And should he develop feelings for me? | 他是否应该对我产生任何感情？ |
| [05:06] | Well, that would be permissible under item 7C, clause 2, | 在第七项C，第二条里说明那是可允许的 |
| [05:10] | so I would not object. | 所以我是不会反对的 |
| [05:13] | Hey. How are those salads? | －嘿，那些沙拉怎样？ |
| [05:15] | It’s my own fault… | －都是我自己的错… |
| [05:16] | My parents used to scramble to find babysitters | 我的父母以前也因保姆的事情很困扰 |
| [05:20] | so they could take my little brother to do stuff. | 因为他们想带我的小弟弟出去 |
| [05:22] | I understand how hard it can be. | 我理解那会有多难 |
| [05:24] | I just… Tonight, I mean, if you could… | 我只是…今晚，我是说，如果你可以… |
| [05:26] | We’ll keep looking. | 我们会继续找 |
| [05:27] | Yes! Really? | －是的！ －真的吗？ |
| [05:28] | I mean, who knows? Maybe I have a niece my family never told me about. | 我是说，谁知道呢？说不定我有个 从不知道的侄女儿呢 |
| [05:31] | Oh, my gosh, that would be amazing. | 我的天，那真的太好了 |
| [05:33] | Yeah. For a lot of reasons. | －是啊 －很多方面来说 |
| [05:34] | Yeah, I know. Niece! | 是啊，我知道，侄女儿！ |
| [05:39] | Oh! Hey, guys. | 嘿，大家 |
| [05:40] | You brought balloons to a play? | 你带气球来看戏剧？ |
| [05:42] | I did, because I am being the bigger man, | 是的，因为我要做个大方的人 |
| [05:44] | and balloons are bigger than flowers. | 而气球比花大呢 |
| [05:46] | It’s nice, like Up. | －很不错，像《冲天救兵》 |
| [05:47] | Yes. | －是啊 |
| [05:49] | Excuse me. Are you the guy that did an entire | 抱歉，你是那个在试镜时演出了 |
| [05:51] | Law & Order episode for his audition? | 一整集《法律与秩序》的人吗？ |
| [05:56] | Nope. | 不是 |
| [05:58] | – Guys? – Hey! | －大家？ －嘿！ |
| [06:00] | Andy! Hey! | －安迪！ －嘿！ |
| [06:01] | You all made it. Thank you so much. | 你们都来了，太谢谢你们了 |
| [06:04] | You should actually thank Erin. | 其实你应该感谢艾琳 |
| [06:05] | She’s the one who agreed to babysit. | 她答应给我们看顾宝宝 |
| [06:09] | She’s babysitting? | 她当保姆？ |
| [06:10] | I really wanted to see Andy’s play, because he’s so, so talented, | 我真的很想看安迪演出 因为他是那么的有天赋 |
| [06:14] | but I’ve been trying to get in the babysitting game forever. | 但我一直都希望能当保姆 |
| [06:17] | The 13-year-olds in this town have a complete monopoly. | 这里13岁的孩子们似乎有这方面的专利 |
| [06:21] | It’s almost like a babysitters’ club. | 就像是一个保姆俱乐部一样 |
| [06:23] | I understand. | 我理解 |
| [06:26] | This is, like, a huge opportunity for her. | 这对她来说像是一个极大的机会 |
| [06:36] | This is ridiculous. | 真荒谬 |
| [06:39] | You’d think they’d discourage people from bringing in balloons. | 你会认为他们会叫人别带气球进来 |
| [06:42] | Hey, I think this guy playing Sweeney Todd is my plumber. | 嘿，我认为这个出演 斯威尼托德的人是我的水暖工 |
| [06:45] | No, Darryl. This guy’s a world-class actor. | 不，达瑞尔，他是个世界级的演员 |
| [06:49] | He doesn’t daylight as your plumber. | 他不会在白天当你的水暖工 |
| [06:51] | No, it’s my plumber. Says so in his bio. | 不，就是我的水暖工，他的履历上这么说的 |
| [06:53] | Apparently, the director discovered him doing karaoke. | 事实上，导演看到他唱卡拉OK |
| [06:56] | It’s his first play. He didn’t even audition. | －这是他第一次演戏，他甚至没有试镜 |
| [06:58] | Are you kidding me? Shh. | －你在开玩笑吧？ |
| [07:00] | If we don’t listen to the overture, | 如果我们不听序曲 |
| [07:01] | we won’t recognize the musical themes | 那较后在他们回来时 |
| [07:03] | when they come back later. | －我们会认不出音乐主题 |
| [07:04] | All right, I’m sorry. | －好，抱歉 |
| [07:06] | God. | 天 |
| [07:08] | Attend the tale Of Sweeney Todd | 观看斯威尼托德的故事 |
| [07:12] | His skin was pale And his eye was odd | 他的皮肤苍白而双眼无神 |
| [07:16] | He shaved the faces Of gentlemen | 让他剃胡子的绅士们 |
| [07:18] | Who never thereafter Were heard of again | 从此消失在人间 |
| [07:20] | He trod a path That few have trod | 他走一条很少人走的道路 |
| [07:23] | Did Sweeney Todd | 就是斯威尼托德 |
| [07:26] | The demon barber Of Fleet Street | 弗利特街的恶魔理发师 |
| [07:34] | He kept a shop In London town | 他在伦敦中心有家店 |
| [07:36] | Excuse me, I think you may be in the wrong seats. | 抱歉，我想你可能坐错座位了 |
| [07:42] | What if none of Their souls were saved | 万一他们的灵魂没有获得救赎怎办 |
| [07:43] | They went to their Maker impeccably shaved | 他们为了毫无瑕疵的剃胡子 |
| [07:46] | By Sweeney | 找斯威尼 |
| [07:49] | By Sweeney Todd | 找斯威尼托德 |
| [07:52] | The demon barber Of Fleet Street | 弗利特街的恶魔理发师 |
| [07:58] | I feel you | 我感觉到你 |
| [08:02] | Johanna | 约翰娜 |
| [08:06] | I feel you | 我感觉到你 |
| [08:10] | I was half convinced I waited | 我并不是很确定 我等待着 |
| [08:12] | I work with that guy. | 那是我的同事 |
| [08:14] | Satisfied enough To dream you | 梦见你已经让我很满足 |
| [08:18] | Happily I was mistaken | 很高兴那是误会 |
| [08:21] | Johanna | 约翰娜 |
| [08:26] | Oh! There’s gum on the seat, and now it’s on my work skirt. | 座位上有香口胶 现在都粘到我的工作裙上了 |
| [08:29] | I have to go change. | 我得去更衣 |
| [08:31] | Too bad I’m not gonna explain anything that you miss. | 很遗憾我不会把你 错失的剧情复述给你听 |
| [08:34] | Oh, Dwight, just move. | 德怀特，让开就是 |
| [08:37] | Do they think that walls can hide you? | 他们认为这些墙真的能把你藏起来吗？ |
| [08:42] | His name’s Andy. He’s a terrible salesman. | 他叫安迪，他是个糟糕的业务员 |
| [08:45] | I am in the dark beside you | 我在你身旁的暗处 |
| [08:51] | What time is it? | 几点了？ |
| [09:00] | Michael! | 迈克尔！ |
| [09:02] | Shelby Thomas Weems, the director. | －谢尔比托马斯韦姆斯，导演 |
| [09:03] | Hello. | －你好 |
| [09:05] | I promise you that if you keep auditioning | 我答应你，如果你继续用 |
| [09:08] | with a similar gusto… Okay. | －类似的热情来试镜… －好 |
| [09:09] | …we are going to find a production with a role for Michael Scott. | …我们会找到让迈克尔斯科特 可以发挥角色的制作 |
| [09:13] | Okay. Yes? | －好的 －好吗？ |
| [09:15] | Yes. Good. | －好 －很好 |
| [09:16] | Good. Enjoy the second act. | －好 －好好享受第二段 |
| [09:17] | You enjoy the second act. Have a refreshment. | －你好好享受第二段 －喝杯饮料吧 |
| [09:18] | Thank you. You, too. | 谢谢，你也请 |
| [09:20] | Thank you, thank you. | 谢谢 |
| [09:24] | Come on, Dwight. | 别这样，德怀特 |
| [09:26] | Why are you dressed like a seed catalog model? | 你怎么穿得像个 农产品目录模特儿？ |
| [09:29] | These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. | 这些只是我脏的旧园艺服装 |
| [09:32] | They were all that I had in my car. | 我车里只有这些而已 |
| [09:34] | Let’s go. | 走吧 |
| [09:39] | Hey, Erin, it’s Pam. Hey, how you doing… | 嘿，艾琳，这是潘，你怎样了… |
| [09:42] | No, no, don’t put Cece on the phone, because she can’t talk yet. | 不，别让茜茜听电话 因为她还不会说话 |
| [09:46] | Okay. No, I was just calling to see how everything’s going. | 好，不，我只是打电话问问一切是否顺利而已 |
| [09:49] | Yeah? Yeah? It’s good? | 是吗？是噢，那很好 |
| [09:52] | The play? The play is kind of great. | 演出吗？演出相当不错 |
| [09:54] | I mean, it’s fun to hear Andy sing in the appropriate setting. | 我是说，听见安迪在合适的 舞台环境里唱歌真的很棒 |
| [09:59] | No, he’s really sorry you couldn’t make it, too. | 不，他也真的很遗憾你不能来 |
| [10:02] | Yeah. So thank you so much again. We’re having a great time. | 是啊，再次非常感谢你 我们度过了美好的时光 |
| [10:06] | Oh, they’re flashing the lights, so we should go in. | 他们在闪着灯光了，我们该进去了 |
| [10:09] | Thanks. Bye. | 谢谢，再见 |
| [10:11] | Okay, so we called, and everything’s fine. | －好，我们打电话了，一切都好 |
| [10:12] | Everything’s fine. | －一切都好 |
| [10:14] | We can relax. | －我们可以放松 |
| [10:15] | We can relax. Let’s get our Sweeney on. | －我们可以放松了，去看我们的斯威尼吧 |
| [10:16] | Then I go Walking with you-hoo | 然后我和你一起漫步 |
| [10:20] | You-hoo | 和你 |
| [10:22] | I warm me bones On the esplanade | 我在平坦的空地上让骨头暖和 |
| [10:25] | Have tea and scones With me gay young blade | 和我年轻快乐的朋友一起喝茶吃烤饼 |
| [10:28] | Hey, Michael! | 迈克尔！ |
| [10:29] | I’ll knit a sweater While you write a letter | 你写信时我就编制毛衣 |
| [10:32] | Unless we’ve Got better to do-hoo | 除非我们有更好的事情做 |
| [10:36] | Anything you say | 无论你说什么都好 |
| [10:38] | Think how snug it’ll be Underneath our flannel | 想想我们的法兰绒下有多舒适 |
| [10:42] | When it’s just you and me And the English Channel | 当只有你我和英吉利海峡时 |
| [10:45] | In our cozy retreat Kept all neat and tidy | 在我们舒适且整洁的避难所里 |
| [10:49] | We’ll have chums Over ev’ry Friday | 我们每周五都有好友到访 |
| [10:52] | By the sea | －在海边 |
| [10:53] | Anything you say | －无论你说什么都好 |
| [10:54] | Don’t you love the weather | 难道你不爱这天气 |
| [10:59] | Just checking my e-mails. | 只是在查看我的邮件 |
| [11:00] | See if I got any last-minute “break-a-legs” | 看看有没有最后发过来的“祝演出成功” |
| [11:04] | or “I-still-love-you” type texts. | 或“我仍然爱你”之类的信息 |
| [11:08] | Doesn’t look like I got anything. Maybe on my Facebook wall. | 看起来不像有什么 说不定在我的脸书上吧 |
| [11:19] | Unfortunately, in this ham-fisted production of Sweeney Todd, | 很不幸的，在这笨手笨脚的斯威尼托德制作里 |
| [11:21] | the real terror comes from the vocal performances. | 真正的恐怖来自声乐表演 |
| [11:24] | New paragraph. | 新段落 |
| [11:26] | Mr. Todd! Mr. Todd! I found her! | 托德先生！我找到她了！ |
| [11:30] | You found Johanna. | 你找到约翰娜 |
| [11:31] | That monster of a judge has locked her… | 那法官的妖怪把她锁在… |
| [11:34] | üMUSICAL TONE PLAYING ON CELL PHONEä | |
| [11:38] | Locked her away… | 锁起来… |
| [11:40] | üMUSICAL TONE CONTINUES PLAYINGä | |
| [11:44] | There’s a little bird fluttering around. Do hope it ceases chirping. | 有只小鸟在飞来飞去 希望它赶快停止啁啾 |
| [11:52] | How is that funny? | 那怎么会好笑呢？ |
| [11:53] | The bird continues to call. Someone please turn off your bird. | 鸟儿继续在叫 |
| [11:57] | ÜMUSICAL TONE CONTINUES PLAYINGä | 请把你的鸟儿关掉吧 |
| [11:59] | Oh, for the love… Turn your phone off! There are signs! | 天哪…把电话关掉吧！ |
| [12:02] | Oh! | 都有告示了！ |
| [12:04] | It appears the bird was in mine own pocket this whole time. | 看来这鸟儿一直在我自己的口袋里 |
| [12:08] | He’s gone to sleep now. I closed his beak. | 它现在睡着了，我把它的喙关掉了 |
| [12:13] | What is the news of my darling daughter Johanna? | 我宝贝女儿约翰娜的消息怎么说？ |
| [12:16] | ÜMUSICAL TONE PLAYS ON CELL PHONEä | |
| [12:18] | You know what? Let me just double check. | 你知道不？让我再看看 |
| [12:20] | Make sure that bird… | 确保这鸟儿… |
| [12:24] | Okay, good. It’s off. | 好，关掉了 |
| [12:27] | I mean, silenced. I silenced it by killing it. | 我是说，静音了，我把它杀掉了 |
| [12:31] | I’ve killed it! I’m a murderer! Just like you, Sweeney Todd! | 我把它杀掉了！我是个凶手！ 和你一样，斯威尼托德！ |
| [12:34] | See? It all connects. | 看吧？这都有关联的 |
| [12:38] | Not that I know you’re a murderer. | 这不代表我知道你是个凶手 |
| [12:40] | My character doesn’t know that yet. | 我的角色还不知道呢 |
| [12:43] | But I’m suspicious, because of all the razors that you have laying around. | 但我怀疑，因为你身边的那么多剃刀 |
| [12:48] | And you spend time alone, | 而你都是单独一人 |
| [12:51] | but you’re a barber, so that’s legit. | 但你是个理发师，所以那是合理的 |
| [12:54] | So there’s that. | 所以就是那样 |
| [12:56] | But… | 但… |
| [12:57] | Where is Johanna? | 约翰娜在哪里？ |
| [12:58] | A madhouse. A madhouse? | －疯人院 －在疯人院？ |
| [12:59] | Yes, a madhouse. | －是的，疯人院 |
| [13:01] | A madhouse? | －疯人院？ |
| [13:03] | Johanna is as good as rescued. | 约翰娜就像是已经获救了 |
| [13:05] | Where do you suppose all the wig makers | 你认为伦敦的假发制造商都 |
| [13:06] | of London go to obtain their human hair? | 从哪里取得人类头发的？ |
| [13:09] | Do you think… | 你认为… |
| [13:12] | So you think… | 所以你认为… |
| [13:24] | So you think… Fogg’s Asylum, why not? | －所以你认为… －福格的避难所，为什么不呢？ |
| [13:32] | Sounds like Cece. | 听起来像茜茜 |
| [13:33] | Okay, I think everybody just needs to relax. | 好，我想所有人都只是需要放松而已 |
| [13:35] | Oh, my God. Go, go. | －哦，我的天，快走 |
| [13:37] | Oh, my God. | －我的天 |
| [13:45] | That’s really irresponsible of Erin. She’s a terrible babysitter. | 艾琳真的太不负责任了 她真是一个糟糕的保姆 |
| [13:53] | I just didn’t think you guys were gonna see us. | 我只是没想到你们会看到我们 |
| [13:55] | We were just gonna stop by and then get some ice cream | 我们只是要过来这里 买些冰淇淋 |
| [13:57] | and then go home. | 然后就回家 |
| [13:58] | Okay, this was pretty simple. Right? | －好，这是很简单的，对吧？ |
| [14:00] | Why are you here? | －你为什么来这里呢？ |
| [14:01] | All you had to do was play with her | 你所要做的就是和她玩个30分钟 |
| [14:03] | for, like, 30 minutes and then put her to bed. | 然后让她睡觉就好了 |
| [14:05] | Then we were kind of hoping that you wouldn’t touch her again. | 然后我们都希望你不会再碰她 |
| [14:07] | Babies shouldn’t have ice cream, by the way. | 顺便说一下，婴孩不该吃冰淇淋 |
| [14:09] | I’m sorry. I just… I really wanted to see Andy. | 很抱歉，我只是…我很想看看安迪 |
| [14:12] | You guys made it sound so un-missable, | 你们把它说得那么不容错过 |
| [14:14] | and you set me up with a car seat and everything. | 而你也给我准备了汽车座位什么的 |
| [14:16] | Well, the car seat was to take her to the hospital or… | 那汽车座位是要带她去医院还是… |
| [14:19] | But why would I take her to the hospital? | 但我为什么要带她去医院呢？ |
| [14:21] | You know what, it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter. | 你知道不，算了吧 没关系了 |
| [14:24] | Why don’t I just take her home, and let you guys finish, | 不如我就带她回家 让你们看完 |
| [14:26] | and then you should stay out as late as you want. | 然后你们可以在外面待到多晚都可以 |
| [14:28] | No, we’re good. Thank you, though. | 不，我们没事了，谢谢你 |
| [14:30] | Yeah. Thanks. | －是啊 －谢谢 |
| [14:32] | Okay. All right, bye, Cece. | 好的，好，再见，茜茜 |
| [14:34] | Okay. All right. | －好 －好的 |
| [14:37] | Well, we’re never leaving the house again. | －那我们不再离开那房子了 |
| [14:38] | Not together. | －不能一起离开 |
| [15:07] | That was more horrifying than Nunsense. | 那比《修女》更恐怖 |
| [15:09] | All that singing got in the way | 所有这些歌唱都阻碍了 |
| [15:10] | of some perfectly good murders. | 一些非常好的谋杀案 |
| [15:14] | Where’s my car? | 我的车子呢？ |
| [15:24] | Come on. | 来吧 |
| [15:28] | Mmm! Fruit is so much better when it’s dried. | 水果干的时候好吃多了 |
| [15:30] | I’ve already eaten, like, 30 apricots. | 我已经吃掉30个杏子了 |
| [15:32] | Darryl? | －达瑞尔？ |
| [15:33] | Hey! | －嘿！ |
| [15:34] | Didn’t know you were gonna be here. | 不知道你会在这里呢 |
| [15:36] | How’s the toilet? Silent. | －厕所怎的？ －安静 |
| [15:38] | Look, congratulations. Thank you. | －恭喜 －谢谢 |
| [15:39] | I had no idea. This plumber has pipes. | 我真不知道，这水管工可真有两下子 |
| [15:43] | Yeah, good job. Well done. | 是啊，干得好，真棒 |
| [15:46] | You’re the guy who booed me. | 你是给我喝倒彩的人 |
| [15:47] | Mmm-mmm. | |
| [15:49] | No, there were a lot of people booing you. I wasn’t one of them. | 没，有很多人给你喝倒彩 我可不是其中之一 |
| [15:52] | No, I saw you, and you were the only one. | 不，我看到你了，你是唯一的一个 |
| [15:55] | Get your eyes checked, chucklehead. | 去检查眼睛吧，傻瓜 |
| [15:57] | Be cool, Michael. I saw this guy kill a bunch of people. | 放松点吧，迈克尔 我看到这个人让不少人迷上了 |
| [16:00] | Good work. Thank you. | －干得好 －谢谢 |
| [16:05] | You didn’t have to boo him. | 你无需给他喝倒彩的 |
| [16:06] | He was getting a lot of applause, | 他当时获得那么多掌声 |
| [16:08] | and I just didn’t think it was indicative | 我只是不认为那代表着 |
| [16:10] | of how people were really feeling. | 人们的真实感觉 |
| [16:12] | How would you like it if we booed you? | －如果我们给你喝倒彩你怎样呢？ |
| [16:13] | That would never happen. | －那不会发生的 |
| [16:15] | Okay. | 好 |
| [16:17] | I appreciate the feedback. | 我感谢你的意见 |
| [16:21] | I don’t like that at all. | 我完全不喜欢那样 |
| [16:25] | Are you ready? | －你准备好了吗？ |
| [16:26] | Yes. | －是的 |
| [16:28] | I’m so scared! Okay, kill me! Just kill me! Kill me! | 我很害怕！好，杀了我吧！ 杀了我吧！ |
| [16:33] | Blood everywhere. Oh, no. | －到处都是血 －哦，不 |
| [16:36] | I’m so glad we’re hanging out again outside of work. | 真高兴我们除了工作时间又在一起了 |
| [16:38] | Yeah, me, too. | 是啊，我也是 |
| [16:41] | Okay, I kill you now. | －好，现在我杀你了 |
| [16:42] | Okay. | －好 |
| [16:44] | All right. | 好 |
| [16:45] | All right, let’s do this. | 好了，我们开始吧 |
| [16:48] | You know, actually, Dwight, I didn’t realize how far this walk was, | 你知道，其实，德怀特 我并不知道得走这么远 |
| [16:50] | and I’m exhausted. | －而我累了 |
| [16:52] | It’s okay, I smell. | －没关系，我很臭 |
| [16:53] | No. No, no, no. I think I just want to go home, | 不，不，我认为我只想回家 |
| [16:55] | but it’s okay. This can count as one of your times. | 但这没关系的 这就当作是你一次的时间 |
| [16:58] | No, no, no. Contractually, we’re obligated to have sex. | 不，合约规定我们得有性行为 |
| [17:01] | Well, I won’t tell if you don’t. | －如果你不说我也不会说的 |
| [17:02] | I will tell. I will tell the mediator. | －我会说，我会告诉调解员 |
| [17:07] | What… What are you… Oh, okay. | 什么…你这什么…好 |
| [17:10] | Oh, was that in the way? Get rid of it. Oh! | 那个妨碍了什么吗？把它扔掉吧 |
| [17:14] | Good night, Dwight. | 晚安，德怀特 |
| [17:22] | Good night. | 晚安 |
| [17:27] | These would have been your seats. Best seats in the house. | 这原本该是你的座位，全场最棒的座位 |
| [17:30] | Lot of people think it would be the front row, but, actually, right here, | 很多人会以为那是在前排 但其实就在这里 |
| [17:33] | this is where the speakers converge | 这是音箱的汇集点 |
| [17:36] | and the sound just, like, nails you right here. | 而声音就像把你钉在这里 |
| [17:39] | This is awesome. | 这真棒 |
| [17:40] | Oh. | |
| [17:42] | Sorry. Oh. Oh. | 抱歉 |
| [17:43] | Hi, Gabe. | 嗨，盖比 |
| [17:46] | Yeah, I just stopped by Andy’s cast party to say hi to everyone. | 是啊，我只是来安迪的演员派对 和所有人打招呼 |
| [17:49] | Sure, I can pick you up some soup. What do you want? | 好，我可以给你买些汤 你要什么呢？ |
| [17:53] | That’s broth, Gabe. | 那是羹，盖比 |
| [17:55] | Okay, I’ll see you soup. | 好，我待会儿汤你 |
| [17:58] | Okay, I have to go. Thank you so much. | 好，我得走了，非常感谢你 |
| [18:01] | This was so much fun, and I’m really sorry that I missed your play, | 这真好玩极了 我真的很遗憾没看你演出 |
| [18:03] | but next time, I’ll be there. | 不过下次我会在那里的 |
| [18:06] | Or here. Right here, I promise. | 或这里，就在这里，我保证 |
| [18:08] | Awesome. Okay. | －很好 －好 |
| [18:10] | See you later. | －待会儿见 |
| [18:11] | Thank you. | －谢谢 |
| [18:21] | It’s like The Hurt Locker. | 就像《拆弹部队》那样 |
| [18:23] | This night was a disaster. | －今晚是场灾难 |
| [18:24] | No, it was not a disaster. | －不，那不是灾难 |
| [18:27] | It was weird, but it wasn’t a disaster. | 很奇怪，但不是灾难 |
| [18:30] | I think we have, like, a gift bottle of Irish Cream. | 我想我们有一瓶礼品装的爱尔兰奶油力娇酒 |
| [18:33] | Yeah? We could put that in orange juice. | －是吗？ －我们可以把它放进橙汁里 |
| [18:35] | Get it. Yeah? | －拿来吧 －好吗？ |
| [18:36] | Let’s get our juice on. Yeah. | －我们来喝果汁吧 －是啊 |
| [18:41] | Found him. | 找到他了 |
| [18:43] | Hey, what’s going on here? Post-show blues? | 嘿，发生什么事了？ 演出后伤感吗？ |
| [18:47] | Yeah, I guess you could say that. | 是啊，我猜你可以这么说 |
| [18:48] | Yeah, I get those every day after work. | 是啊，我每天下班后都有这感觉 |
| [18:51] | Your show was really great, Andy. | 你的演出真的很棒，安迪 |
| [18:52] | Interesting subject matter. I’m surprised you pulled it off. | 有趣的话题呢 我想不到你会完成它 |
| [18:56] | It was like amateur hour. | －那就像是菜鸟时段那样 |
| [18:58] | It was an amateur production, technically. | －确实是菜鸟制作，技术上来说 |
| [18:59] | Oscar, enough with the sass, please! God! What is wrong with you? | 奥斯卡，别再那么莽撞了，拜托！ 天！你少了那根筋啊？ |
| [19:03] | Andy, listen to me. | 安迪，听我说 |
| [19:05] | Look me in the eye. | 看着我的眼睛 |
| [19:07] | I thought that you were awesome. | 我认为你演的很棒 |
| [19:08] | Stop just saying that. | －别再口不对心了 |
| [19:10] | I am not just saying that. | －我没有口不对心 |
| [19:11] | You can trust that I am telling you the truth. | 你可以相信我是说真的 |
| [19:13] | I booed someone tonight. I have no filter. | 我给某人喝倒彩了，我没有保留 |
| [19:16] | And if I thought you were terrible, I would have booed. | 如果我认为你演的很糟 我也会喝倒彩的 |
| [19:19] | And if I thought you had done a better job, | 如果我认为你做得更好 |
| [19:20] | I would be saying nicer things right now. | 我也会说比这更好的话 |
| [19:23] | But I thought that you were exactly awesome. | 但我认为你就是确切的很棒 |
| [19:26] | No better, no worse. | 贴贴切切 |
| [19:30] | Thank you. That feels good. | 谢谢，感觉很好 |
| [19:31] | I did not say that to make you feel good. I just said it. | 我并不是为了让你感觉很好才说的 我只是说出来而已 |
| [19:36] | Total integrity. | 真诚而完整 |
| [19:37] | Andy, sing us another song. | 安迪，给我们再唱首歌 |
| [19:39] | Thanks, but I feel like a loner right now. | 谢谢，但我现在想要一个人 |
| [19:41] | Come on, Andy. You were the highlight. | －别这样，安迪，你是焦点所在 |
| [19:42] | Come on, Andy, seriously. | －来吧，安迪，说真的 |
| [19:44] | Andy! Andy! | －安迪！安迪！ |
| [19:45] | Andy! | －安迪！ |
| [19:46] | Andy! Andy! | 安迪！ |
| [19:48] | Okay, all right. | 好，行 |
| [19:50] | I try to say goodbye And I choke | 我尝试说再见但我哽咽了 |
| [19:53] | Try to walk away And I stumble | 尝试走开但举步蹒跚 |
| [19:56] | Though I try to hide it It’s clear | 虽然我尝试要把它隐藏 它太显著 |
| [19:58] | My world crumbles When you are not here | 你没在这里时我的世界就垮了 |
| [20:02] | I play it off but I’m dreaming of you | 我假装不在意但我会梦见你 |
| [20:07] | I keep my cool But I’m fiending | 我装着冷静但我已崩溃 |
| [20:11] | – I try to say goodbye – And I choke | 我尝试说再见但我哽咽了 |
| [20:14] | Try to walk away And I stumble | 尝试走开但举步蹒跚 |
| [20:17] | Though I try to hide it It’s clear | 虽然我尝试要把它隐藏 它太显著 |
| [20:20] | My world crumbles When you are not near | 你没在身边时我的世界就垮了 |
| [20:23] | My world | 我的世界 |
| [20:26] | It crumbles | 垮了 |
| [20:27] | When you are not here | 当你没在这里时 |
| [20:46] | In the criminal justice system, | 在刑事司法系统里 |
| [20:48] | the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups, | 分别有两组独立但相等重要性的人 |
| [20:52] | the police who investigate the crimes, | 调查罪案的警察 |
| [20:54] | and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. | 还有提控罪犯的检控官 |
| [20:56] | These are their stories. | 这些是他们的故事 |
| [21:01] | I’m just a cleaning lady. | 我只是个清洁工人 |
| [21:04] | A dead body! | 一具尸体！ |
| [21:06] | He wrapped his belt around his own neck. | 他把腰带绕着自己的脖子 |
| [21:09] | It looks like a classic case of autoerotic asphyxiation. | 看来是自发性窒息的经典案件 |
| [21:12] | Yeah, looks like everybody’s tightening their belts in this economy. | 是啊，看来在这经济环境下 |
| [21:15] | ÜHUMMING LAW & ORDER THEMEä | 所有人都把腰带拉紧了 |
| [21:19] | Last time you saw the victim, was he happy? | 你上次见到受害人时，他快乐吗？ |
| [21:21] | Last time I saw this John he was… | 我上次看到这约翰他… |
| [21:25] | He wasn’t a victim, if you know what I’m talking about. | 他不是受害人，如果你明白我的意思 |
| [21:27] | Thank you. No! | －谢谢 －不！ |
| [21:28] | That was just part… I was just getting into the first act. | 那只是一部分… 我刚刚要进入第一节 |