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| [00:00] | Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.MY-SUBS.com | |
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| [00:06] | All right, I’m in. I just have to locate the intel | |
| [00:08] | and I’ll be out in less than five. | |
| [00:09] | You know, as long as no one stops… | |
| [00:13] | Uh-oh. | |
| [00:15] | How y’all doin’? | |
| [00:17] | I was just here to, you know, pay my electric bill. | |
| [00:20] | Can you guys, um, direct me to Accounts Payable? | |
| [00:22] | Okay, chill. | |
| [00:24] | Chill, all right? | |
| [00:25] | I was only a few days late. | |
| [00:31] | Oh, look at that. Now your lights are out. | |
| [00:40] | Oh, man, did the DVR cut out? I hate when that happens. | |
| [00:48] | All right, fine. Okay, I’m sorry. | |
| [00:49] | They were on to me, I had no choice but to bolt. | |
| [00:52] | How could you completely fail your mission? | |
| [00:54] | Uh, wait. I’m still alive. | |
| [00:56] | So, technically, I didn’t completely fail. | |
| [00:59] | I only half-failed. | |
| [01:00] | Which means I also half-succeeded. | |
| [01:03] | So, if you round up, one could argue that I completely succeeded. | |
| [01:08] | I want answers, KC. This was a simple mission. | |
| [01:11] | Says the guy who hasn’t been on a field mission in, what, 50 years? | |
| [01:15] | Forty years? | |
| [01:19] | All I’m saying is it wasn’t my fault. | |
| [01:21] | – They knew I was coming. – How could they have known? | |
| [01:23] | This was a top secret mission. It was off the books! | |
| [01:26] | Off the books?! | |
| [01:27] | I swear they were reading a book called: | |
| [01:29] | KC Will Be Here At 6:15. | |
| [01:32] | Are you saying someone leaked information? | |
| [01:36] | Everyone out. | |
| [01:38] | Glad that’s over. | |
| [01:39] | Not you. You stay. | |
| [01:41] | So you can apologize in private for yelling at me in front of everybody? | |
| [01:47] | Guess not. | |
| [02:37] | I keep it undercover. | |
| [02:39] | I keep it undercover. | |
| [02:44] | Are you suggesting there’s a mole inside the Organization | |
| [02:48] | leaking classified information? | |
| [02:49] | No, you’re suggesting there’s a mole. | |
| [02:52] | My suggestion is next time you do an interrogation, | |
| [02:56] | you might wanna floss, ’cause you got enough spinach in your teeth | |
| [02:59] | to bake a quiche, my friend. | |
| [03:00] | Yeah. | |
| [03:03] | Noted. | |
| [03:05] | I’m putting you in charge of finding the mole. | |
| [03:07] | Wait, me? | |
| [03:08] | Yep, you better get on it right away. | |
| [03:10] | Okay, you got it, sir. | |
| [03:11] | But remember, trust no one. | |
| [03:14] | All right, but if I can’t trust anyone, then how do I know I can trust you? | |
| [03:19] | – You can trust me! – Oh, really? | |
| [03:21] | ‘Cause that sounds like something a mole would say. | |
| [03:23] | KC, do I look like a mole? | |
| [03:25] | I don’t know. I’ve never seen one before. | |
| [03:27] | Or have I? | |
| [03:29] | Get out. | |
| [03:30] | Yes, sir. | |
| [03:33] | Or, yes, mole. | |
| [03:42] | Agent Johnson just assigned me another top secret case. | |
| [03:47] | Guess I’ll be doing all the work around here. | |
| [03:52] | I’m kidding. We all play an equally important role. | |
| [03:56] | All right? | |
| [03:57] | What would we do without Ray ruining our coffee every morning? | |
| [04:00] | Give it up for Ray, everybody! | |
| [04:02] | Yeah! Ray! | |
| [04:03] | Whoo! All right, well, I’m gonna head down to the Olive Pit all by myself | |
| [04:09] | and look over these highly-classified sought-after files. All right. | |
| [04:16] | Oh, um, Ray, that’s actually a soil sample from the Fresno mission. | |
| [04:20] | It’s not ground coffee, just… ground. | |
| [04:30] | Hey, Ernie. Not that you asked, | |
| [04:32] | but I’m working at the school’s pop-up clothing sale. | |
| [04:34] | We are selling gently used clothes to raise money for charity. | |
| [04:37] | Hmm. It’s cool you decided to volunteer. | |
| [04:39] | Volunteer? More like volun-told. | |
| [04:43] | Vice Principal Wysocki is making me do it. | |
| [04:45] | Why? – I don’t know, something about not paying attention in class. | |
| [04:48] | Honestly, I wasn’t listening. | |
| [04:51] | Anyway, we need more guys’ clothes and I don’t wanna ask anyone I’m dating, | |
| [04:56] | have dated or might date, | |
| [04:58] | so that leaves… you. | |
| [05:00] | Um… what do you got? | |
| [05:01] | Well, since it’s for charity, help yourself. | |
| [05:06] | Oh. | |
| [05:10] | Attention, everyone. | |
| [05:13] | Don’t bother bringing anymore clothes to the pop-up sale, | |
| [05:17] | we now have Ernie’s sweaty gym shorts! | |
| [05:22] | No need to get any closer, I’m sure you can smell them from where you are. | |
| [05:28] | Point taken! | |
| [05:30] | I’ll check my dad’s closet. | |
| [05:32] | He’s got a couple coats he never wears. | |
| [05:34] | Okay, good. Oh, and since we need more menswear, | |
| [05:36] | you might wanna check KC’s closet, too. | |
| [05:53] | Well, well, well. Look who we have here. | |
| [05:55] | Agents McKenzie and Garcia. | |
| [05:57] | – Oh, hey, girl. – Hey. | |
| [06:00] | I’m on to you. | |
| [06:01] | Do us a favor, KC, don’t tell anyone you saw us here, we could get fired. | |
| [06:06] | Oh, no, no, no, you guys are gonna get more than fired. | |
| [06:08] | You two are going to prison, you lowlifes. | |
| [06:10] | Prison? Sure, agents aren’t supposed to date each other, | |
| [06:13] | but what Johnson doesn’t know won’t hurt him. | |
| [06:15] | It’s not like what we’re doing is illegal. | |
| [06:17] | No, no, no. You two are here | |
| [06:19] | because I planted a seed that I had sensitive information | |
| [06:22] | and you two moles took the bait. | |
| [06:24] | The only crime committed here was when Agent McKenzie stole my heart. | |
| [06:30] | – Uh-uh-uh! Uh! – Oh! | |
| [06:32] | I don’t believe any of that for a second! | |
| [06:35] | Now… can you explain to me why $20,000 | |
| [06:41] | would be wired to your account and then withdrawn the next day? | |
| [06:44] | Yeah, that’s right. I got information, my friend. | |
| [06:47] | Are you laundering money? | |
| [06:49] | Maybe funding a terrorist organization? | |
| [06:50] | Or perhaps you guys are lighting the cash on fire | |
| [06:53] | because you two are a couple of maniacs! | |
| [06:55] | Maniacs! | |
| [06:57] | Yeah, we’re the maniacs. | |
| [07:00] | Not that it’s any of your business, but my grandmother loaned me the money. | |
| [07:04] | And why would your grandmother loan you $20,000? | |
| [07:07] | To buy this. | |
| [07:10] | Was gonna wait till after dinner, but… | |
| [07:12] | Lori… will you marry me? | |
| [07:17] | No! | |
| [07:19] | You had to borrow money from your grandmother to buy a ring? | |
| [07:23] | Get back to me when you open a savings account. | |
| [07:29] | Hey, look, man, um… | |
| [07:31] | just for future reference, pizza place? | |
| [07:33] | Not really the best place to pop the question. | |
| [07:42] | Kira! | |
| [07:45] | What?! | |
| [07:46] | Have you seen my brown coat? | |
| [07:50] | What brown coat? | |
| [07:51] | My brown spy coat. | |
| [07:53] | The one with the built-in laser doohickey. | |
| [07:56] | It’s in with your spy gear. | |
| [07:58] | I’m looking in my spy gear! | |
| [07:59] | I don’t see it! | |
| [08:01] | Well, did you look on your stationary bike, | |
| [08:05] | or as I like to call it, “the pants tree”? | |
| [08:09] | It’s not there. | |
| [08:11] | That coat better not be lost, Craig. | |
| [08:13] | It’s a two-million-dollar gadget. | |
| [08:15] | Two-million-dollars?! | |
| [08:17] | Hey, son! Where you going? | |
| [08:20] | Uh… school. | |
| [08:22] | It’s 6:00. | |
| [08:24] | Never too late to learn. | |
| [08:31] | Kira! | |
| [08:33] | What? | |
| [08:35] | I love you, baby. | |
| [08:37] | Yeah, I’m still not helping you find that coat, Craig. | |
| [08:39] | Oh! | |
| [08:44] | I cannot sell you these jeans, Mrs. Crowmise. | |
| [08:47] | They are a crime against fashion and I will not be your accomplice! | |
| [08:51] | You shouldn’t talk to your math teacher like that! | |
| [08:55] | Oh, it’s okay, we’re close. | |
| [08:56] | I’ve had her two years in a row. | |
| [08:59] | So far. | |
| [09:02] | Anyway, remember the brown coat I donated? | |
| [09:04] | I need it back. That coat is a two-million-dollar spy gadget. | |
| [09:08] | Seriously? Your dad owns a two-million-dollar coat? | |
| [09:11] | And he keeps a drawer full of old soy sauce packets? | |
| [09:14] | – Where is it? – I’m so sorry. | |
| [09:17] | I sold it to some guy this morning. | |
| [09:18] | Okay, I’m gonna need your security tapes. | |
| [09:21] | Entrances, exits, any surveillance you might have. | |
| [09:23] | Ernie, this is a pop-up sale. | |
| [09:25] | The only surveillance we have is Mrs. Eaton, who keeps browsing and never buys! | |
| [09:34] | Well, at least tell me what the guy looked like. | |
| [09:37] | I don’t know. | |
| [09:39] | He was… He was round, he was wearing a red shirt. | |
| [09:42] | And, like, eating something sweet. | |
| [09:43] | You just described Winnie the Pooh. | |
| [09:46] | No… I don’t think that was him. | |
| [09:55] | I’m telling you, it’s the only way to find the mole. | |
| [09:57] | If you wanna know how evil thinks, you gotta talk to evil. | |
| [10:00] | Fine, I guess we have no choice. | |
| [10:02] | To get inside, you’re gonna need the access code. | |
| [10:05] | 11B4J27QR9TT. | |
| [10:13] | Dang, if you were that hungry I would’ve given you | |
| [10:15] | some peanut butter crackers from my backpack. | |
| [10:18] | KC, it’s too important to have a paper trail. | |
| [10:21] | You need to memorize it. | |
| [10:23] | 11B4J27QR9TT. | |
| [10:27] | Okay. Yeah, no. I got it. | |
| [10:29] | Good, because it’s far too sensitive to keep repeating it. | |
| [10:33] | You need me to say it again, don’t you? | |
| [10:35] | No. | |
| [10:37] | I am a professional international spy. | |
| [10:40] | All right. I think I can handle a code. | |
| [10:41] | Okay, then what’s the code? | |
| [10:45] | I know it starts with a one. | |
| [10:46] | No, no, I’m kidding. Kidding, all right? I got this. | |
| [10:54] | – 9TS? – GT! 9GT! | |
| [11:05] | Hello, Zane. | |
| [11:16] | Long time, no see. | |
| [11:17] | Bernice, I’m glad they let you visit me. | |
| [11:21] | How’s life? | |
| [11:23] | Must not be easy being stuck with KC’s face. | |
| [11:25] | I am KC. | |
| [11:28] | Oh, yes. I see that now. | |
| [11:31] | Still, must not be easy being stuck with your face. | |
| [11:35] | What brings you all the way down here? Let me guess. | |
| [11:39] | You came to ask my permission for Brett’s hand in marriage? | |
| [11:41] | You’re so old-fashioned. | |
| [11:43] | You’re so delusional. | |
| [11:45] | Look, I came here ’cause I need information. | |
| [11:48] | And I need a bathroom with a door. | |
| [11:50] | I guess we’re both out of luck. | |
| [11:52] | No, what you need is a better attitude, | |
| [11:54] | Mr. Stuck-in-the-poke-and- never-seen-the-light-of-day-the-rest-of-your-life. | |
| [11:58] | Fine. I would be happy to give you the information you require, | |
| [12:00] | Miss Disappointingly-average- teenage-spy-gotta-ask-her-family-nemesis-for-help. | |
| [12:07] | – Provided you give me something. – Sure. What is it? | |
| [12:09] | Paint supplies, so I can paint myself something to look at. | |
| [12:13] | Really? | |
| [12:14] | I would have given you anything and that’s what you choose? | |
| [12:16] | – And my freedom. – No, no, no. Too late. | |
| [12:17] | You already chose paints. | |
| [12:19] | Now, look. Someone is stealing information from the Organization, | |
| [12:25] | and I need to know how you would do it. | |
| [12:26] | Perhaps… it’s not being stolen. | |
| [12:29] | Perhaps you shared it with the wrong person. | |
| [12:32] | What are you talking about? No one even knows that I’m a spy. | |
| [12:34] | What about your blonde friend? | |
| [12:36] | The one who talks faster than she can think. | |
| [12:39] | Marissa? No. No. | |
| [12:40] | All of my secrets are safe with her. | |
| [12:42] | I mean, she never told anyone that I practiced kissing on my pillow. | |
| [12:46] | You didn’t hear that. | |
| [12:49] | Think about it, KC. | |
| [12:51] | It’s always the people that we trust the most. | |
| [12:54] | Husbands betray wives. | |
| [12:56] | Children lie to their parents. | |
| [12:59] | Friends spread rumors behind each other’s backs. | |
| [13:02] | Maybe Marissa is selling your secrets for profit. | |
| [13:22] | Hey. Hey, hey, hey, how are you? | |
| [13:24] | Marissa, can I talk to you in private for a second? | |
| [13:29] | KC, what are you doing here? | |
| [13:31] | Zane was right, I can’t trust you. | |
| [13:33] | Who is that guy and are you selling him my secrets? | |
| [13:36] | – He is my date. – Your date? | |
| [13:38] | Oh, so all of a sudden you have a boyfriend that you never even told me about? | |
| [13:40] | I didn’t tell you because he’s a freshman in college | |
| [13:43] | and I knew you’d give me a hard time ’cause I’m still in high school. | |
| [13:46] | No, Sean, Sean, Sean. Don’t leave. | |
| [13:48] | I’m only technically in high school and I’m barely ever there! | |
| [13:53] | Thanks a lot, KC. | |
| [13:54] | Why are you spying on me? | |
| [13:57] | There’s a mole in the Organization | |
| [13:59] | and sometimes I tell you highly classified information. | |
| [14:03] | You actually thought that I was selling your secrets? | |
| [14:06] | For your information, when you’re telling me spy stuff, | |
| [14:08] | most of the time I’m just standing there quietly | |
| [14:10] | waiting for you to stop talking so I can start talking about myself again. | |
| [14:15] | I can’t believe you. | |
| [14:16] | You’re right, you’re right. I’m sorry, okay? | |
| [14:19] | It was wrong, I should’ve never suspected you. | |
| [14:20] | But I am not sorry for ruining your date, | |
| [14:23] | because that guy’s too old for you. I do not approve. | |
| [14:25] | Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna have a little chitchat with a criminal. | |
| [14:28] | Oh, so I can’t date someone a tiny bit older than me, | |
| [14:31] | but you can go hang out with criminals? | |
| [14:34] | That is a double standard, missy. | |
| [14:36] | Hey, at least I have standards. | |
| [14:38] | Well, she got me there. | |
| [14:45] | Ah, KC, what do you think of my painting? | |
| [14:48] | Well, it’s a pretty good alien. | |
| [14:50] | It’s a kitten. | |
| [14:52] | In that case, it stinks. | |
| [14:54] | You lied to me. Marissa isn’t the mole. I’m taking the paints back. | |
| [14:58] | I didn’t lie to you. I was simply illustrating a point. | |
| [15:01] | Well, you illustrate points about as well as you illustrate kittens. | |
| [15:05] | Now I need information. How do I find the mole? | |
| [15:09] | Poor KC. | |
| [15:11] | She’s not asking the right question. | |
| [15:15] | I meant what I said. | |
| [15:16] | It’s always the ones closest to us that hurt us the most. | |
| [15:20] | So ask yourself, KC, who’s closest to you? | |
| [15:24] | I don’t know. | |
| [15:26] | Yes, you do. Think, KC. | |
| [15:27] | Who do you see every day? | |
| [15:30] | I don’t know. | |
| [15:31] | Who knows your every move? | |
| [15:33] | I don’t know! | |
| [15:34] | Who knows you better than you know yourself? | |
| [15:36] | Who knows you so well that you’d never suspect them? | |
| [15:39] | Even though they’re right under your nose. | |
| [15:42] | My family! Okay? My family! | |
| [15:44] | I said it, but why would someone in my family want to sell me out? | |
| [15:48] | Well now… | |
| [15:50] | you’re finally starting to ask the right questions. | |
| [16:03] | KC, you okay, honey? | |
| [16:05] | You’ve hardly said a word since you got home. | |
| [16:08] | Yeah. I’m sure you’d love it if I just spilled all my secrets to you. | |
| [16:12] | Yes, I would. I mean, I like our mother-daughter talks. | |
| [16:15] | In fact, I like talking to everyone in this family. | |
| [16:17] | Kira! | |
| [16:19] | What do you want from me now?! | |
| [16:23] | I searched this house from top to bottom, somebody took my coat! | |
| [16:27] | Coat? Is there a coat missing? | |
| [16:29] | That’s weird. | |
| [16:33] | Craig, nobody took your coat. Obviously, you lost it. | |
| [16:37] | I didn’t lose it. The only thing I’ve ever lost | |
| [16:39] | was my place in line for those New Edition reunion tour concert ticket. | |
| [16:42] | ‘Cause somebody didn’t feel like standing anymore. | |
| [16:44] | My water broke, Craig. | |
| [16:47] | You know, if you didn’t lose the coat, where is it? | |
| [16:51] | I mean, it’s not like it just up and disappeared. | |
| [16:53] | Maybe it did! | |
| [16:55] | It is a spy jacket! | |
| [16:57] | You’re right, Craig. | |
| [16:59] | And maybe it went on vacation. | |
| [17:02] | Maybe it booked a flight to Aruba for some R&R! | |
| [17:06] | Ohh! And we were fourth in line when your water broke. | |
| [17:08] | If you could’ve waited ten more minutes, I’d have had my tickets! | |
| [17:15] | Why are you staring at me? | |
| [17:17] | Because you’re sweating. | |
| [17:20] | – What do you have to hide? – I didn’t do anything! | |
| [17:22] | Oh, really? Then why do you look so guilty? | |
| [17:26] | All right, I admit it! | |
| [17:27] | I knew it! My own brother, the mole. | |
| [17:29] | Mole?! | |
| [17:31] | I’m no mole. I took Dad’s coat. | |
| [17:34] | I gave it to Marissa for a stupid charity pop-up sale. | |
| [17:37] | Wait, so you’re not the mole? | |
| [17:39] | No. I’m a two-million-dollar coat stealer. | |
| [17:42] | And I have no idea where it is. | |
| [17:44] | You do know that coat has a tracking device, right? | |
| [17:46] | What? I had no idea. | |
| [17:50] | Yeah, good luck with that, computer guy. | |
| [17:55] | Kira, I got my hand stuck in the toilet. | |
| [17:57] | What the heck was your hand doing in the toilet? | |
| [18:00] | I already looked everywhere else. | |
| [18:02] | What was I thinking? Of course none of these chuckleheads could be the mole. | |
| [18:16] | Winnie the Pooh! | |
| [18:22] | Thanks, tracking device. | |
| [18:30] | Those cannolis, best in the city. | |
| [19:00] | Thank you, thank you. | |
| [19:02] | And for my next trick, I will make this jacket disappear. | |
| [19:12] | I’m telling you the coat wasn’t there before. | |
| [19:15] | Oh, so it just magically appeared in your closet? | |
| [19:18] | No, I bet you put it there to make me look stupid. | |
| [19:20] | Craig, you do not need my help to look stupid. | |
| [19:23] | You do that all on your own, baby. | |
| [19:33] | Hey, Brett. A kiss? | |
| [19:35] | I don’t see why not. | |
| [19:40] | 11B4J27QR9TT. | |
| [19:46] | You’re a liar, Zane! | |
| [19:48] | 11B4J27QR9TT. | |
| [19:53] | You’ll never get out of here! | |
| [19:55] | – 11B4Q… – KC. KC. | |
| [19:59] | You’re talking in your sleep. | |
| [20:00] | What was I saying? | |
| [20:02] | You kept talking about Zane and then saying a bunch of nonsense numbers. | |
| [20:05] | What numbers was I saying? | |
| [20:07] | I don’t know. 11B4-something. | |
| [20:10] | The code! | |
| [20:13] | It’s in here! It’s gotta be in here. | |
| [20:17] | Uh, hate to break it to you, | |
| [20:19] | but you made more sense when you were sleep talking. | |
| [20:21] | They’re bugging me. They’re bugging me! | |
| [20:24] | Yes, and you’re starting to bug me. | |
| [20:27] | Ah! I got it. | |
| [20:32] | Ooh! | |
| [20:34] | Ow! Whoo! | |
| [20:36] | Ow. | |
| [20:39] | Well, I found the mole. | |
| [20:41] | Excellent, I can’t wait to get a hold of that slimeball. | |
| [20:44] | I’ll make him wish he’d never been born. | |
| [20:46] | Or, we could forgive and forget. | |
| [20:49] | What are you talking about? | |
| [20:51] | Well, technically, the mole is me. | |
| [20:54] | You? | |
| [20:55] | Yeah, um, I’ve been talking in my sleep. | |
| [20:58] | Remember that code that you ate for lunch? | |
| [21:00] | Oh, yeah. | |
| [21:02] | Well, let’s just say I’ve been practically singing that code in my sleep. | |
| [21:05] | So whoever bugged my room, | |
| [21:07] | will have that tune stuck in their head for quite a while. | |
| [21:09] | Wait, if the code has been leaked, that means… | |
| [21:14] | Oh, move! | |
| [21:19] | No, no, no! | |
| [21:20] | How could this have happened? | |
| [21:24] | Hey, look at this. | |
| [21:30] | “Hello, KC. If you’re reading this, then I have successfully escaped. | |
| [21:34] | That, or I tried to escape and you caught me | |
| [21:36] | and now you’re reading this back to me just to tease me. | |
| [21:40] | I’d like to thank you, KC. | |
| [21:42] | Without your help, I never would have been able to leave this place. | |
| [21:45] | Thanks to your stay in my barn, | |
| [21:47] | I learned that when you’re stressed you sleep talk.” | |
| [21:50] | “Thanks to the bug I planted, it was only a matter of time | |
| [21:53] | before you let the access code slip | |
| [21:55] | and one of my people came to bust me out. | |
| [21:57] | Oh, and thanks for the paint supplies. | |
| [22:00] | It’s amazing what you can accomplish with a nice, sharp brush | |
| [22:04] | and a dull guard. | |
| [22:06] | I guess this is farewell. | |
| [22:09] | But don’t be sad, I’m sure we’ll see each other soon.” | |
| [22:18] | Zane’s out there. | |
| [22:19] | He hates my family more than ever, and it’s all my fault. | |
| [22:30] | Rob, your name’s on TV. |