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| [00:01] | Previously… | |
| [00:02] | There’s KC. I knew she believed in me. | |
| [00:04] | I’m gonna thank her for recommending me to be a spy. | |
| [00:06] | She never recommended you. | |
| [00:08] | She can’t know that you’re a spy and I’m your handler. | |
| [00:11] | We think that KC might be giving intel to the Other Side. | |
| [00:16] | Your mission is to get her to talk. | |
| [00:17] | I have a last-minute mission in Mexico, so I gotta go pack my gear. | |
| [00:21] | Let me help you, and you can tell me all about it. | |
| [00:23] | – You’d do that? – What are best friends for? | |
| [00:26] | Marisa’s on board. | |
| [00:27] | Doesn’t suspect a thing. | |
| [00:39] | Uh, excuse me, sir. Have you seen KC? | |
| [00:42] | Marisa, it’s me. | |
| [00:45] | Oh, wow. I knew you were a little self-conscious | |
| [00:47] | about that pimple, but isn’t that mask a little much? | |
| [00:50] | I got a mission on a construction site, so I’m practicing welding. | |
| [00:54] | Oh, can I try? | |
| [00:55] | No, no. | |
| [00:58] | Marisa, you and fire, they don’t really mix. | |
| [01:02] | Let’s not forget the Easy Cake oven incident of 2007. | |
| [01:04] | And 2008. | |
| [01:07] | And last week. | |
| [01:10] | Oh, that reminds me. I forgot my phone. I’ll be right back. | |
| [01:12] | What part of that reminded you of your phone? | |
| [01:14] | Oh, oh, probably because I had to call the fire department, | |
| [01:19] | and the ambulance. | |
| [01:21] | Oh, yes, and the insurance company. | |
| [01:27] | Brady, it’s Marisa. | |
| [01:29] | Somebody has a new mission! | |
| [01:31] | Oh, right. Sorry. | |
| [01:34] | I just received intel that KC has a new miss… | |
| [01:37] | Sorry, I’ll work on that. | |
| [02:26] | I keep it undercover. | |
| [02:28] | I keep it undercover. | |
| [02:32] | Okay, uh, I did it, I made it up here. | |
| [02:36] | Way up here. | |
| [02:39] | I’m talkin’ a bird just flew under me. | |
| [02:42] | Across the south side of the building, you’ll see Reigns Tower. | |
| [02:45] | We have intel that a new renegade spy group is meeting on | |
| [02:48] | the 42nd floor. | |
| [02:51] | Oh, wow, I can’t believe what I’m seeing. | |
| [02:53] | – You found them already? – No. | |
| [02:55] | There’s a new vegan spot open on M Street. | |
| [02:58] | Oh! Tofu Tuesdays. | |
| [03:02] | – KC. – Sorry, sir. | |
| [03:05] | I got eyes on ’em. | |
| [03:07] | Our informant says they’re brainstorming | |
| [03:09] | some new form of weaponized technology. | |
| [03:11] | Wait a minute. Wouldn’t it just be easier | |
| [03:13] | for me to be on the 41st floor of that building? | |
| [03:15] | Or the 43rd floor of that building? | |
| [03:17] | Or any floor in that building? | |
| [03:18] | Or any building with floors? | |
| [03:20] | Their building is impenetrable. | |
| [03:22] | We’ve already had three agents try to get in, all three failed. | |
| [03:25] | So what I’m hearing is I’m your fourth choice. | |
| [03:28] | Fifth. Ramirez is on vacation. | |
| [03:33] | Ho ho ho! Look here, fellas. | |
| [03:36] | It’s the new guy. | |
| [03:38] | Showed up for work early, huh, new guy? | |
| [03:40] | I think the new guy’s trying to make us look bad. | |
| [03:44] | Is it just my imagination, or do you keep using the word guy, | |
| [03:47] | when you can clearly see that I’m a woman? | |
| [03:49] | My name is Lisa, and you are? | |
| [03:50] | Roy, and I’m real sorry. I hope I didn’t offend you too badly. | |
| [03:53] | No, you offended me very well. | |
| [03:55] | Almost as though you’ve had some practice at it. | |
| [03:59] | Oops. | |
| [04:01] | Sorry, new guy. | |
| [04:09] | Hey, is it just me, or are those guys a bunch of… Sexist pigs. | |
| [04:12] | I was gonna go with knuckle-dragging cavemen, but you’ve known ’em longer. | |
| [04:16] | Don’t worry, in a couple of days, | |
| [04:18] | they’ll get tired of messing with you, and it’ll get better. | |
| [04:20] | So they’ll drop the misogynistic attitude? | |
| [04:23] | No, they’ll just stop talking to you. | |
| [04:25] | They haven’t said a word to me in three years. | |
| [04:28] | And you’re okay with that? | |
| [04:30] | Sure. I’m all about peace and quiet. | |
| [04:36] | Are you sure you chose the right profession? | |
| [04:39] | Are you sure you… | |
| [04:47] | It fell out last night. | |
| [04:51] | And my mom said to put my tooth under my pillow, | |
| [04:53] | and this time, the tooth fairy left me five dollars. | |
| [04:59] | Ha! | |
| [05:02] | What’s so funny, Judy? | |
| [05:03] | The tooth fairy? Please. | |
| [05:05] | She’s just a puppet of capitalist society. | |
| [05:08] | No, she’s a nice lady. | |
| [05:10] | So you’re fine with someone breaking into your house, | |
| [05:13] | and taking your teeth, just as long as she leaves you a few bucks? | |
| [05:16] | I mean, what if she broke in and took your laptop? | |
| [05:18] | – Why would she do that? – Who’s gonna stop her? You’re out cold. | |
| [05:28] | We’re going to have another one of those meetings | |
| [05:31] | in the principal’s office where she yells at me, aren’t we? | |
| [05:33] | Don’t worry, I know the way. | |
| [05:39] | All the construction workers instantly disliked me, | |
| [05:43] | and not because I accidentally dropped the bathroom key | |
| [05:46] | off the side of the building, but because I’m a woman. | |
| [05:50] | Maybe they’re just jealous because | |
| [05:51] | you still have all of your original fingers. | |
| [05:54] | Okay, look. | |
| [05:56] | All I’m saying is, it’s 2017. | |
| [05:59] | Did they not get the memo that men and women are equals? | |
| [06:01] | – Hey, Marisa. – Hey. | |
| [06:02] | I had such a great time last night. | |
| [06:04] | You actually made studying fun. | |
| [06:06] | At least until we got kicked out of the library | |
| [06:09] | for laughing about Lake Titicaca. | |
| [06:10] | Oh, good. | |
| [06:13] | It’s the largest lake in South America. | |
| [06:15] | I don’t really see how that’s funny. | |
| [06:17] | Let’s see. Tall, overly serious, doesn’t get the joke; you must be KC. | |
| [06:22] | Cute, condescending, not really looking to kiss up to Marisa’s best friend. | |
| [06:26] | You must be clueless… I mean, uh, Brady. | |
| [06:30] | All right, I take it back. You are funny. | |
| [06:32] | Are we still meeting up after school? | |
| [06:34] | Earlier, if I can convince Mr. Garcia that my gall bladder needs to come out. | |
| [06:38] | For the third time? | |
| [06:39] | Dang. Your gall bladder gets taken out more often than I do. | |
| [06:43] | Wow, you really are funny. | |
| [06:45] | I wasn’t joking that time. | |
| [06:48] | See you guys later. | |
| [06:49] | Bye. | |
| [06:52] | So… what’s up with this Brady guy? | |
| [06:55] | He’s just a friend. | |
| [06:57] | Really? ‘Cause you went to the library for this guy. | |
| [07:00] | Now you’re hanging out after school. | |
| [07:02] | Somebody’s got a new boyfriend. | |
| [07:04] | Uh, no, somebody’s got a boy who’s a friend. | |
| [07:08] | Marisa, I am the only friend that you’ve ever had that you’ve never kissed. | |
| [07:13] | KC, just a second ago, you were complaining about | |
| [07:16] | being treated differently because you’re a woman. | |
| [07:18] | Now you’re doing the exact same thing to me. | |
| [07:19] | How am I doing that? | |
| [07:20] | You assume that guys can be friends with girls, | |
| [07:23] | but this girl can’t be friends with guys. | |
| [07:25] | Very true. You know what, you’re right. | |
| [07:27] | I’m sorry. | |
| [07:29] | Could you please tell me what’s so funny | |
| [07:30] | about Lake Titicaca… Oh! Ha ha! | |
| [07:34] | I get it now. It’s funny. | |
| [07:39] | What a day. I hate humans! | |
| [07:43] | We’re not so crazy about you either. | |
| [07:47] | I actually got a lecture by my teacher | |
| [07:48] | from taking a stand against the tooth fairy. | |
| [07:50] | I know. The Organization already called about it. | |
| [07:53] | They want you to be more kid-friendly. | |
| [07:55] | They think you’ll blow your cover if you’re too sophisticated. | |
| [07:58] | Sophisticated? | |
| [08:00] | How ridiculous is that? | |
| [08:01] | As William Shakespeare said, “Lord, what fools these mortals be.” | |
| [08:08] | Yeah, I don’t know why they think you’re too sophisticated. | |
| [08:10] | All ten-year-olds quote Shakespeare. | |
| [08:13] | They assigned you a youth expert | |
| [08:15] | to teach you how to be more… immature. | |
| [08:18] | Seriously? Some sap is gonna come over here and dumb me down? | |
| [08:21] | Already here. | |
| [08:23] | Ernie Cooper, immaturity expert. | |
| [08:25] | Building you up by dumbing you down. | |
| [08:29] | Well, I’m in good hands, because I feel dumber already. | |
| [08:40] | Oh, no, this is a disaster. | |
| [08:42] | What are those renegades doing? | |
| [08:44] | No, the vegan place is being shut down. | |
| [08:46] | The neighborhood didn’t even give it a chance. | |
| [08:49] | Wait a minute. | |
| [08:53] | – I’m getting some chatter. – What are they talking about? | |
| [08:55] | They made a device that literally melts your brain. | |
| [08:58] | They’re calling it a sonic brain imploder. | |
| [09:00] | All right, everybody, that’s an hour for lunch. | |
| [09:11] | Oh, looks like you could use some iron in your diet, new lady co-worker. | |
| [09:15] | See, I didn’t call you guy that time. | |
| [09:17] | Right? | |
| [09:18] | – Hey. – Let it go. | |
| [09:21] | You think you’re such a big tough guy? | |
| [09:23] | Listen here, tough guy. | |
| [09:25] | It turns out, you messed with the wrong girl. | |
| [09:27] | – Hey. – Let it go. | |
| [09:29] | – What’s going on here? – I have no idea. | |
| [09:31] | I was minding my own business, and Lisa comes over and attacks me, | |
| [09:34] | even though I have been nothing but nice and supportive to her, right, guys? | |
| [09:38] | That is not what happened at all. Tell them, Crystal. | |
| [09:40] | Whoa. Leave me out of this. | |
| [09:41] | KC, let it go. | |
| [09:43] | Apologize to Roy, or you’re fired. | |
| [09:46] | If you think, in a million years, I would apologize to Roy… | |
| [09:49] | KC, don’t blow the mission. | |
| [09:51] | Then you are 100% correct. | |
| [09:54] | Sorry, Roy. | |
| [09:56] | What was that again? I didn’t quite hear you. | |
| [09:58] | I said I’m sorry, Roy. | |
| [09:59] | One more time, but with some feeling. | |
| [10:01] | I said I’m sorry, Roy. | |
| [10:04] | Since it will make for a more productive | |
| [10:06] | and harmonious workplace, I will be the bigger man and accept your apology. | |
| [10:10] | Hm. | |
| [10:11] | All right then. | |
| [10:15] | He’s lucky the foreman was around, | |
| [10:17] | or his butt would’ve been accepting my boot. | |
| [10:22] | Marisa, you’re doing such a great job. | |
| [10:25] | Thanks. Eating spaghetti can be pretty tricky. | |
| [10:30] | But if you chop it up and use a spoon, there is zero mess, | |
| [10:35] | and it is like eating noodle cereal. | |
| [10:37] | How fun is that? | |
| [10:40] | Anyway, uh… | |
| [10:42] | I need you to pump KC for more details | |
| [10:45] | about this construction mission, like where exactly is it, | |
| [10:49] | and what is she looking for. | |
| [10:51] | Fine, as long as she lays off the attitude. | |
| [10:53] | Uh, what attitude? | |
| [10:55] | She’s been teasing me about us being boyfriend and girlfriend. | |
| [10:58] | Ha. Actually, maybe we should be posing as boyfriend and girlfriend. | |
| [11:04] | Yeah, I don’t mean to back you up into the friend zone, | |
| [11:07] | but, uh… beep, beep, beep. | |
| [11:11] | We do spend a lot of time together, and it would be a better cover. | |
| [11:15] | Yeah, I just made this huge point to KC | |
| [11:17] | about how guys and girls can just be friends, so it would just… | |
| [11:20] | Well, you do still wanna be part of the Organization, right? | |
| [11:23] | Well, yeah, of course. | |
| [11:25] | Then please stop questioning everything I tell you and just follow orders. | |
| [11:28] | Yes, sir. | |
| [11:31] | Well, you don’t have to be so formal about it. | |
| [11:34] | You’re my girlfriend. | |
| [11:35] | Just call me bae. | |
| [11:37] | You should know that I’m ordering two desserts, | |
| [11:41] | and, um, you’re paying… bae. | |
| [11:49] | If you’re gonna continue to pass for a child, you need to act like one. | |
| [11:53] | Now what’s the most childish thing you can do? | |
| [11:55] | Mmm… pee in a pool. | |
| [11:59] | Gross first guess. | |
| [12:01] | But no. It’s throwing a tantrum. | |
| [12:04] | Ernie, why would I throw a tantrum when I can simply outwit my opponent, | |
| [12:08] | and debase him using logic? | |
| [12:10] | – It’s what kids do. – Well, I’m not doing it. | |
| [12:12] | – Yes, you are. – No, I’m not. | |
| [12:14] | I am the coach, and you have to do what I say. | |
| [12:16] | – No, I don’t. – Yes, you do. | |
| [12:19] | No, I don’t, no, I don’t, no, I don’t! | |
| [12:21] | No, I don’t! | |
| [12:25] | Okay. | |
| [12:27] | Good first lesson. | |
| [12:29] | Why don’t you put the chair down, | |
| [12:30] | preferably not on my head, and we’ll resume later. | |
| [12:38] | Excuse me, Roy, yeah. | |
| [12:41] | Is there any reason why you gave everyone else a job | |
| [12:43] | and not me, because I can do anything a guy can do. | |
| [12:46] | Okay, and before you say it, yes, I can write my name in the snow. | |
| [12:49] | All I need is a big iced tea and about ten minutes. | |
| [12:52] | Relax, Lisa. I know you’re capable. | |
| [12:55] | That’s why I saved the most important job for you. | |
| [12:57] | Really? Okay. Bring it on. | |
| [12:59] | I need you to hold this beam while I bolt it down. | |
| [13:02] | Yeah, no problem. | |
| [13:03] | All right. Here we go. | |
| [13:08] | – You got it? – Yep. | |
| [13:09] | – Hold on tight now. – Okay. | |
| [13:11] | There you go. All right. | |
| [13:13] | Now where did I put that drill? | |
| [13:17] | Uh, Roy? This beam’s getting a little heavy. | |
| [13:20] | Fortunately, you can do anything a guy can do, right? | |
| [13:24] | You know what, I just remembered, I don’t own a drill. | |
| [13:27] | I should buy one. | |
| [13:31] | Oh, they got you holding the beam. | |
| [13:33] | Another week or so, and they’ll ignore you completely. | |
| [13:36] | You’re on your way, new girl. | |
| [13:40] | Thank you. | |
| [13:43] | Thanks. Hey, quick question. | |
| [13:45] | Is there any reason why you didn’t have my back the other day? | |
| [13:48] | It’s bad enough the guys here treat us like dirt. | |
| [13:50] | – We could at least support each other. – Why? | |
| [13:53] | Because we’re both women. | |
| [13:54] | You know the problem with your generation? | |
| [13:56] | People in your generation keep telling people in my generation | |
| [13:58] | there’s something wrong with it? | |
| [14:01] | My point is, your whole life, you’ve been told | |
| [14:03] | that girls can do anything, and we’re all equal, | |
| [14:06] | but guess what, in the real world, it doesn’t always work that way. | |
| [14:09] | Said the female construction worker. | |
| [14:12] | I don’t know anybody’s grandma who had that job. | |
| [14:15] | That right there is called progress. | |
| [14:17] | That’s what happens when women support each other. | |
| [14:19] | So do you think maybe next time, | |
| [14:22] | – you could have my back? – No. But you can have mine. | |
| [14:25] | That is not what I meant, and you know it. | |
| [14:33] | I mean, not only is this mission crushing | |
| [14:36] | my spirit, it’s crushing my arms. | |
| [14:39] | I can’t even eat my applesauce. | |
| [14:42] | Oh, I am so sorry. | |
| [14:45] | You know what, I am here for you. | |
| [14:47] | Think of me as your sounding board. | |
| [14:51] | So, tell me more about this mission. | |
| [14:53] | Well, I mean, this guy Roy… | |
| [14:57] | And where is this construction site? | |
| [14:59] | It’s downtown. Anyway, he’s just… | |
| [15:01] | And what is the exact cross streets? | |
| [15:02] | K and Constitution. Why do you care? | |
| [15:05] | I totally don’t. | |
| [15:08] | Oh, but just out of curiosity, what is the point of this mission? | |
| [15:11] | Something about sonic weaponry. | |
| [15:14] | – Anyway, they’re so… – Oh, gotta go. | |
| [15:16] | I thought you were supposed to be my “sounding board.” | |
| [15:18] | Where are you going? | |
| [15:20] | Just to see my boyfriend Brady. | |
| [15:22] | – Uh, your what? – I’m sorry, what? | |
| [15:25] | Did you just say your boyfriend Brady? | |
| [15:27] | Yeah, so… Oh, hey. | |
| [15:29] | Did you see this cute necklace he got me? | |
| [15:30] | Okay. | |
| [15:35] | What exactly are we doing here, because I specifically remember you making | |
| [15:40] | a huge deal out of the fact that I assumed Brady was your boyfriend, | |
| [15:43] | and now, you’re just gonna casually mention it, | |
| [15:45] | – and hope I don’t notice. – Wow, you would think | |
| [15:47] | that my best friend would be happy about my new relationship, but no. | |
| [15:50] | I’m just gonna pretend this conversation never happened. | |
| [15:54] | Well, you did a great job pretending the last one didn’t happen, | |
| [15:57] | so it shouldn’t be too tough for ya. | |
| [16:02] | Thus concludes one of the most important lessons on childlike behavior. | |
| [16:07] | Now let’s see how much you’ve retained. | |
| [16:09] | Fine. Quiz me. | |
| [16:11] | Classic fart. | |
| [16:14] | Horn fart. | |
| [16:16] | Whisper fart. | |
| [16:18] | Scoot and poot. | |
| [16:24] | Beautiful, Judy. Beautiful. | |
| [16:26] | Oh, I’m not done yet. | |
| [16:28] | I have an extra one just for you. | |
| [16:31] | Silent but deadly. | |
| [16:33] | Never been prouder. | |
| [16:41] | She’s investigating something to do with sonic weapons. | |
| [16:45] | Well done, Marisa. | |
| [16:47] | – You are turning into quite the spy. – Thank you. | |
| [16:50] | Oh, and thank you so much for getting me that bracelet | |
| [16:53] | – to go with this necklace. – I never got you a bracelet. | |
| [16:55] | Actually, you did. | |
| [16:57] | I, uh, borrowed your credit card. | |
| [16:59] | Turns out I’m quite the spy. | |
| [17:08] | Hey, bad news. | |
| [17:09] | The Organization is on to us. | |
| [17:11] | KC Cooper is listening in from the construction site next door. | |
| [17:14] | They know about the sonic imploder. | |
| [17:17] | We got no choice. Eliminate her. | |
| [17:29] | One for work… | |
| [17:33] | and one for me. | |
| [17:39] | Huh. Cheddar. | |
| [17:46] | Hey, what are you doing over there? | |
| [17:48] | Nothing. Don’t worry about it. | |
| [17:50] | Really? Well, it’s kinda my job to worry about it. | |
| [18:00] | I’m only gonna ask you this one time. What is that thing? | |
| [18:02] | It’s a sonic brain imploder. | |
| [18:04] | When that timer reaches zero, it’s gonna melt your brain. | |
| [18:15] | Roy, you need to block the elevator, okay? | |
| [18:16] | You cannot let him escape. | |
| [18:18] | He just put in a sonic brain imploder. | |
| [18:19] | Whatever that is, it’s not my problem. | |
| [18:21] | He’s also stealing your lunch. | |
| [18:22] | My lunch?! You piece of garbage! | |
| [18:31] | Hey! Yeah, you’re on your own. | |
| [18:36] | – Come on, back up. – Okay, okay. | |
| [18:38] | Back. Let’s go, keep going. | |
| [18:40] | – Back up. – Okay. | |
| [18:46] | I mean, come on, man. | |
| [18:49] | We can work this out, right? | |
| [18:51] | I agree. | |
| [18:56] | Have a good trip. | |
| [18:58] | I wish you a happy life. | |
| [19:00] | All four minutes you got left. | |
| [19:53] | Tell me how to defuse it. | |
| [19:55] | Believe me, now that I’m stuck here with you, I’d very much like to help you, | |
| [19:59] | but I’m a planter, not a def user. | |
| [20:06] | You, uh, you got everything under control there, right? | |
| [20:09] | Yeah, don’t worry, Roy. This is a brain imploder. | |
| [20:10] | It shouldn’t affect you. | |
| [20:12] | Okay. | |
| [20:15] | What’s wrong with the elevator? | |
| [20:16] | Crystal, you gotta get outta here. | |
| [20:18] | – This thing could blow at any time. – What are you gonna | |
| [20:20] | do with that, just throw it over the side of the building? | |
| [20:22] | And melt everyone’s brain down in the street? | |
| [20:24] | – It’s an option. – No, it’s not! | |
| [20:27] | I gotta find a way to stop this thing from detonating. | |
| [20:29] | I can help. Give it to me. | |
| [20:31] | This is dangerous stuff. Take a walk, honey. | |
| [20:32] | Shut your pie hole, Roy! | |
| [20:36] | Before I was in construction, I was in demolition. | |
| [20:38] | – Bring it over here. – Okay. | |
| [20:43] | What good is that gonna do? | |
| [20:44] | It can’t hurt us if it’s encased in concrete. | |
| [20:49] | That’s right, the sound waves will never penetrate the mix. | |
| [20:54] | Are you sure about that? | |
| [21:01] | Well, I am now. | |
| [21:05] | – Crystal, you did it. – No, we did it. | |
| [21:09] | Thank you so much for having my back. | |
| [21:10] | Sorry I didn’t have it earlier. You were right. | |
| [21:13] | You guys are great. | |
| [21:15] | I mean, girls. | |
| [21:16] | I mean, people. | |
| [21:19] | So… Roy. | |
| [21:21] | Uh-oh. | |
| [21:24] | I’m assuming you’re gonna be a bit more respectful | |
| [21:27] | to the women you work with from now on. | |
| [21:28] | Yes, I’ll be more respectful. | |
| [21:30] | I’m sorry, I didn’t quite hear that. | |
| [21:33] | I said I’ll be more respectful. | |
| [21:36] | Mm, one more time, with a little bit of feeling. | |
| [21:38] | Yes, I’ll be more respectful! | |
| [21:40] | Now you’re gonna cut me outta this cage, yeah? | |
| [21:41] | You are a smart, independent man. | |
| [21:44] | I’m sure you’ll figure it out. | |
| [21:50] | Rob, your name’s on TV. |