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| [00:01] | Previously on KC Undercover… | |
| [00:02] | I saw my cousin Abby. | |
| [00:04] | Floatin’ on the Potomac? | |
| [00:06] | She saw you? | |
| [00:07] | This is why I don’t tell you anything. | |
| [00:09] | KC cannot get in the way of this mission. | |
| [00:12] | If she does, I have to eliminate her. | |
| [00:14] | All right, pack your gear. | |
| [00:16] | We’re heading to Bung Hill. | |
| [00:17] | We’re headed to Bung Hill. | |
| [00:19] | And if anybody gets in our way… | |
| [00:21] | They’re going to be sorry they got in our way. | |
| [00:43] | Oh, goody. You’re alive. | |
| [00:46] | They got our girl. | |
| [00:47] | They got our girl. | |
| [00:49] | Don’t worry. | |
| [00:50] | We’ll get her back. | |
| [00:52] | They’re not getting away with this. | |
| [00:53] | At least, not alive. | |
| [01:01] | All right, Abby, if you ever wanna see the sunlight again, | |
| [01:04] | I suggest you start talking and tell us where your parents are. | |
| [01:07] | Say something! | |
| [01:08] | Fine. I never liked you, and I’m much prettier than you are. | |
| [01:14] | Want me to say anything else? | |
| [01:15] | Yeah, I suggest you start with the words, “Get off me.” | |
| [01:18] | Huh? | |
| [01:20] | Get off me! | |
| [01:22] | No, KC. Enough violence. Calm down, KC. | |
| [01:25] | Tell me where your parents are or you’re gonna be sorry! | |
| [01:28] | Okay, all right. | |
| [01:30] | Thanks. | |
| [01:32] | Abby, listen to me. | |
| [01:34] | Okay, at the end of the day, I’m still your auntie. | |
| [01:37] | Honey, just tell us where they are, | |
| [01:39] | and I promise, I’ll make them go easy on you. | |
| [01:41] | And maybe even, one day, I’ll help you join the Organization. | |
| [01:46] | Really? You’d do that for me? | |
| [01:49] | Of course I would, sweetheart. | |
| [01:52] | Then you’re dumber than I thought. | |
| [01:54] | Hey, hey! | |
| [01:56] | You call my mom dumb one more time, | |
| [01:57] | you’re gonna see what that smile looks like without your teeth. | |
| [02:00] | I cannot believe I let your smart mouth borrow my lip gloss. | |
| [02:03] | Hey, I gave it back… right after I dropped it in the toilet. | |
| [02:07] | She’s giving us nothing. | |
| [02:10] | Except maybe E.coli. | |
| [02:12] | I used that lip gloss all the time. | |
| [02:15] | Put her in maximum security. | |
| [02:17] | We’ll use Abby to draw Richard and Erica out. | |
| [02:21] | I doubt they even care that she’s gone. | |
| [02:23] | They got my baby. | |
| [02:26] | I want her back. | |
| [02:28] | I want her back! | |
| [02:30] | Enough drama. We’ll get her back. | |
| [02:33] | Well, we better, because she’s the only one | |
| [02:36] | that can remember my Wi-Fi password. | |
| [02:40] | Mother of the year. | |
| [02:42] | You should talk. | |
| [02:44] | It’s not like you’ve been the best dad. | |
| [02:46] | No, “mother of the year.” It’s your password. | |
| [02:59] | They have something we want, and soon, we’ll have something they want. | |
| [03:17] | Hurry up, Kira. These things are hot. | |
| [03:22] | You’re the one who wanted all those rotisserie chickens. | |
| [03:26] | They were on sale, five for five dollars. | |
| [03:28] | Because they expired two days ago. | |
| [03:31] | No. The label says “sell by.” | |
| [03:33] | Not “use by,” “sell by.” | |
| [03:35] | Yeah, they all good. | |
| [03:36] | Can we just get inside? | |
| [03:39] | This 24-pack of body spray is getting heavy. | |
| [03:42] | That place is not supposed to replace showers. | |
| [03:55] | What is going on?! | |
| [04:45] | I keep it undercover. | |
| [04:48] | I keep it undercover. | |
| [04:52] | That movie was nuts. | |
| [04:54] | I did not see that ending coming. | |
| [04:56] | You didn’t see the beginning either | |
| [04:58] | because you were on your phone the whole time. | |
| [04:59] | What happened here? | |
| [05:08] | Marisa, I think my family’s been taken. | |
| [05:10] | I think there’s a much simpler explanation than that. | |
| [05:15] | My father would never waste a chicken. | |
| [05:19] | The man eats the bones. | |
| [05:23] | Oh, no, your family has been taken. | |
| [05:32] | Let us out of here! | |
| [05:37] | For a little girl, you have a very big mouth. | |
| [05:40] | I’m a robot, doofus! | |
| [05:43] | Yeah, I put that together when I took you apart. | |
| [05:51] | Kira, talk to her. Talk to her. | |
| [05:55] | Erica, listen to me. Now at the end of the day, | |
| [05:59] | I’m still your sister, and I care about you. | |
| [06:01] | Mother to mother, I know that you’re worried about Abby. | |
| [06:05] | Just let us go, and I promise, I will give her the life she deserves. | |
| [06:11] | The life you were denied. | |
| [06:18] | Kira, can I tell you something that I’ve never shared with you before? | |
| [06:21] | Please do. | |
| [06:22] | Not only are you a lousy spy, you’re a lousy actress. | |
| [06:33] | KC, we’ve created a map of all the places where your family could be. | |
| [06:37] | That’s a map of the entire world. | |
| [06:40] | Yeah. We have no idea where they are. | |
| [06:43] | Well, we have to find them. | |
| [06:45] | Now that we have your attention… | |
| [06:48] | It’s not that easy, KC. | |
| [06:51] | Now that we have your attention… | |
| [06:54] | Unless Richard and Erica show their faces, | |
| [06:56] | we don’t stand a chance. | |
| [06:58] | Hello! | |
| [07:02] | Well, speak of the devil… | |
| [07:04] | and her husband. | |
| [07:06] | Some of our guests would like to say hi. | |
| [07:13] | Don’t worry, honey. We’re okay. | |
| [07:14] | Hey, KC, did you get a chance to put | |
| [07:17] | those rotisserie chickens in the fridge? | |
| [07:19] | I don’t want ’em to go bad. | |
| [07:22] | Craig, they were bad when you bought ’em. | |
| [07:25] | Who eats a chicken that costs a dollar? | |
| [07:28] | Just put ’em in the fridge. | |
| [07:31] | Annoying and cheap. | |
| [07:33] | My sister can really pick ’em. | |
| [07:35] | We will exchange our prisoners for yours. | |
| [07:38] | You’ll be contacted with instructions for the hand-off. | |
| [07:45] | I’ll lead the rescue team. | |
| [07:47] | KC, we do not negotiate with the Other Side. | |
| [07:49] | But my family… | |
| [07:50] | Knew what they were getting into when they signed on. | |
| [07:56] | The Organization may not be willing to negotiate, but I am. | |
| [08:07] | If that’s a new dance, it’s whack. | |
| [08:10] | Untie me and I’ll show you whack. | |
| [08:13] | Abby, the last time I eliminated you, it was an accident. | |
| [08:18] | This time, it will just look like an accident. | |
| [08:24] | Word on the street is someone broke Abby out of prison. | |
| [08:26] | And it must be you, because who else would want that girl? | |
| [08:31] | Thanks for checking in, Mother. | |
| [08:34] | Look, she’s all yours once I get my family back, | |
| [08:36] | so where we supposed to meet? | |
| [08:38] | Just keep driving. We’ll be watching. | |
| [08:48] | Please tell me this is some type of alien abduction. | |
| [09:03] | Okay, I know this looks like I went rogue, | |
| [09:06] | broke Abby out of prison, but the truth is, she escaped, and I caught her, | |
| [09:14] | and I was bringing her back to you. | |
| [09:15] | So you’re welcome. | |
| [09:17] | Then why were you driving in the opposite direction? | |
| [09:21] | Okay, fine. So I broke her out of prison, but what else was I supposed to do? | |
| [09:26] | They have my family. | |
| [09:27] | You’re out of the Organization, KC. | |
| [09:29] | This time, you’re not getting back in. | |
| [09:31] | In fact, you’ll be lucky to avoid jail time. | |
| [09:33] | Put this prisoner in the helicopter with the other one. | |
| [09:59] | Sorry! | |
| [10:07] | So what’s your plan, KC? | |
| [10:08] | For you to be quiet. | |
| [10:10] | Do you even have a plan? | |
| [10:11] | Yeah. For you to be quiet. | |
| [10:13] | Now we won’t know the rendezvous point, | |
| [10:16] | because my parents were tracking your car and not this helicopter. | |
| [10:19] | You messed everything up. | |
| [10:26] | On second thought, I’m sure it’ll all be fine. | |
| [10:32] | Now’s not really a good time, Marisa. | |
| [10:34] | Okay, but it’s really important. | |
| [10:36] | Kind of a life and death situation. | |
| [10:37] | Marisa, I am currently flying a stolen helicopter, | |
| [10:39] | I have no idea where my family’s being held captive, | |
| [10:42] | and I have to find them and rescue them, | |
| [10:44] | because they’ve been taken by the head of the Other Side, | |
| [10:46] | who I also have to capture and bring in, | |
| [10:48] | because if I don’t, I will be going to jail and losing my family. | |
| [10:50] | I have gone rogue, I have no one to turn to for help. | |
| [10:53] | So please, please, share with me your life or death situation! | |
| [10:59] | I was wondering if you wanted to watch House Boos with me. | |
| [11:06] | Okay, in retrospect, your situation might be a bit more dire than mine. | |
| [11:13] | But seriously, it’s the finale, so… | |
| [11:15] | – Good-bye, Marisa. – Wait, wait. | |
| [11:17] | – What can I do to help? – Stop calling. | |
| [11:22] | You are gonna call your parents right now | |
| [11:23] | and you’re gonna demand a new meeting point. | |
| [11:25] | You tell them that if they do not have my family, | |
| [11:28] | they will never see you again. | |
| [11:30] | That’s not much of a threat, but it’s all I got. | |
| [11:33] | That is the stupidest plan I have ever heard. | |
| [11:42] | On second thought, your plan could totally work. | |
| [11:48] | All right, it’s swap time. | |
| [11:50] | I’ll give you back Abby, you give me back my family. | |
| [11:53] | You got it. | |
| [11:55] | Soon as you put your weapon down and Abby’s safe, | |
| [11:57] | you and your family will be free to go. | |
| [11:59] | I’m sorry, put down my weapon? | |
| [12:01] | Do I look like an idiot to you? | |
| [12:02] | Yes. Yes, you do. | |
| [12:07] | Hey, listen, I am in charge here. | |
| [12:10] | You give me my family back, I’ll give you Abby back. | |
| [12:12] | No deal. | |
| [12:15] | Wait. Now I know she’s not much, but she’s your only daughter. | |
| [12:21] | Okay, okay, okay, okay. | |
| [12:23] | Okay. | |
| [12:27] | Now if I agree to put my weapon down, | |
| [12:29] | how do I know that you’re gonna let my family go? | |
| [12:31] | KC, don’t be insulting. | |
| [12:33] | Do we look like a couple of lowlifes to you that would welch on a deal? | |
| [12:38] | Yes. Yes, you do. | |
| [12:44] | In a show of good faith, let’s put all our guns down on the table. | |
| [12:56] | Your turn. | |
| [13:06] | Oops, we lied. | |
| [13:09] | We are a couple of lowlifes that would welch on a deal. | |
| [13:13] | Finally something come out of your mouth that I believe. | |
| [13:29] | Well, sorry, guys. I tried. | |
| [13:31] | Don’t worry, baby. A little while ago, | |
| [13:33] | I heard a helicopter land on the roof. I think it’s the Organization. | |
| [13:35] | Well, uh, it is the Organization’s helicopter, | |
| [13:40] | but technically, I kinda stole it from ’em. | |
| [13:46] | Don’t worry, honey, I’m sure they’re tracking you, | |
| [13:48] | and they’ll be here any second. | |
| [13:49] | Yeah, normally, I would agree, but technically, | |
| [13:54] | I kinda turned off the tracking device. | |
| [13:56] | They’ll still come. | |
| [13:58] | It’s not like they stopped caring about us. | |
| [14:00] | Absolutely, absolutely. | |
| [14:03] | Although technically… | |
| [14:06] | We’re doomed. | |
| [14:13] | Voicemail again. | |
| [14:15] | KC needs my help. | |
| [14:17] | I have to figure out where she is. | |
| [14:19] | I can do this. | |
| [14:21] | Who am I kidding? I can’t do this. | |
| [14:25] | No, wait. I’m not stupid. | |
| [14:28] | I’ll just find out the information from the computer. | |
| [14:33] | Okay, if she’s in a helicopter, she has to land it somewhere. | |
| [14:38] | Where can you land a helicopter? | |
| [14:43] | Probably don’t wanna land a stolen helicopter at a police station. | |
| [14:49] | News 4 Traffic Center, or in front of a news crew. | |
| [14:53] | The abandoned hospital downtown has a helipad. | |
| [14:58] | An abandoned hospital? | |
| [15:00] | Ew. That’s the last place I’d ever wanna go. | |
| [15:03] | In fact, I don’t know anyone in their right mind | |
| [15:05] | who would go near that creepy… | |
| [15:06] | Hey, that must be the place. | |
| [15:10] | Wow, my computer teacher was right. | |
| [15:12] | This thing is so much more than a shoe-shopping machine. | |
| [15:19] | I say we leave the Coopers here, and blow this place up. | |
| [15:24] | Why is everything always “blow up the building” with you? | |
| [15:27] | Can’t you think outside the box? | |
| [15:29] | I’d like to put you in a box. | |
| [15:31] | Six feet under. | |
| [15:33] | And I’d like to take the shovel you use to dig the hole, | |
| [15:36] | and hit you over the head with it. | |
| [15:38] | You do it, you gangly armed giant. | |
| [15:40] | Try it, try it. | |
| [15:44] | What are you doing? | |
| [15:45] | Looking for a scalpel so I can cut my ears off, | |
| [15:48] | so I don’t have to listen to you two anymore! | |
| [15:50] | Where does she get all this hostility from? | |
| [15:58] | I’m really sorry. | |
| [16:00] | I feel like this is all my fault. | |
| [16:02] | I may never get another chance to say this, so… | |
| [16:05] | Hey, don’t talk like that. | |
| [16:07] | I just wanted to say that I love… Marisa. | |
| [16:15] | You love Marisa? | |
| [16:18] | You love Marisa?! | |
| [16:20] | Guys, look. Marisa. | |
| [16:22] | Yes! Marisa came to save us. | |
| [16:24] | Wait, Marisa came to save us? | |
| [16:26] | How did Marisa know we needed saving? | |
| [16:29] | Well, I kinda sorta may have at one point accidentally mentioned… | |
| [16:33] | Okay, I told her we were spies. | |
| [16:35] | Yeah, she found out, but you memory sprayed her. | |
| [16:37] | We saw you. | |
| [16:38] | Yeah, but I kinda swapped that memory spray out for perfume. | |
| [16:43] | So she’s known all along? | |
| [16:45] | I cannot believe what I am hearing. | |
| [16:46] | Neither can I. | |
| [16:49] | This is shocking. | |
| [16:51] | Shocking news to me. | |
| [16:53] | I can barely process what I’m hearing. | |
| [16:55] | You knew, too, didn’t you? | |
| [16:57] | Yeah. | |
| [16:59] | Judy, please tell me you didn’t know. | |
| [17:02] | – Okay. I didn’t know. – Judy. | |
| [17:04] | Hey, it’s not my fault you didn’t know what was going on under your own roof. | |
| [17:09] | Some spy you are. | |
| [17:12] | Kira, did you know, too? | |
| [17:13] | Nope. Apparently, I’m just as dumb as you are. | |
| [17:16] | Guys, if I hadn’t told her, she wouldn’t be here to rescue us. | |
| [17:20] | And how exactly is she going to rescue us? | |
| [17:22] | We’re locked down here, she’s up there, | |
| [17:25] | and the only thing I’ve ever seen her break into is her mother’s purse. | |
| [17:28] | Marisa, break the glass. | |
| [17:51] | Well, nice knowing you guys. | |
| [17:55] | Come on, Marisa, you can do this, okay? Try something. | |
| [18:06] | She’s cutting through the glass with her diamond earrings. | |
| [18:09] | We’re saved. | |
| [18:10] | – Oh. – What? | |
| [18:14] | Well, I got her those earrings for Christmas, and they were 20 bucks. | |
| [18:18] | I just kinda told her they were diamonds. | |
| [18:20] | Like father, like daughter. | |
| [18:47] | What the heck is she doing? | |
| [18:49] | Showing us what a big mouth she has? | |
| [18:51] | We already knew that. | |
| [18:52] | No. | |
| [18:55] | She’s right, she’s not dumb. She’s smart. | |
| [18:57] | She’s also someone whose grandma made her take opera lessons. | |
| [19:06] | Amazing! | |
| [19:07] | Yes! | |
| [19:11] | What is going on in here? | |
| [19:20] | Okay, that just happened. | |
| [19:23] | Hey, untie me. | |
| [19:26] | Not so fast. | |
| [19:34] | Nice! Let’s go. | |
| [19:40] | Hey. No one messes with my best friend. | |
| [20:06] | I’m sorry. | |
| [20:14] | I always wanted to be an only child, and now I’m about to be. | |
| [20:27] | Need a hand… or a leg? | |
| [20:30] | Ooh, nice, Judy. | |
| [20:46] | Way to go, KC. | |
| [20:48] | What’s going on in here? | |
| [20:58] | Not so tall anymore, is he? | |
| [21:00] | Marisa, I never thought I’d say this, but boy, am I happy to see you. | |
| [21:05] | And if we’re putting all our cards on the table, | |
| [21:08] | you should know KC loves you. | |
| [21:18] | Hey, what’s up, guys? | |
| [21:20] | Okay, okay, okay. | |
| [21:21] | Is this because I freed a dangerous prisoner | |
| [21:24] | and stole a helicopter, or because I forgot to put | |
| [21:26] | the office bagels away without that twist-tie thing? | |
| [21:28] | Cuff her. | |
| [21:30] | Okay, hey. Before you do that, you should know, I saved my family. | |
| [21:34] | Glad they’re okay, but not good enough. | |
| [21:36] | I also have Abby. | |
| [21:40] | Still not good enough. | |
| [21:42] | Oh, wait, wait. And Erica. | |
| [21:48] | Still not… | |
| [21:50] | Bup-bup-bup. | |
| [21:53] | And Richard, the head of the Other Side. | |
| [22:05] | And a box of doughnuts. | |
| [22:08] | All right, all is forgiven. | |
| [22:12] | Put these three in a cell. | |
| [22:14] | No, I’ll do anything to get out of sharing a cell with her. | |
| [22:16] | You should be so lucky. | |
| [22:19] | Please, I’m begging you. Put me in solitary. | |
| [22:21] | Oh, don’t worry. You’ll all have your own private cells. | |
| [22:23] | Hey. | |
| [22:27] | Try to keep ’em together as long as possible. | |
| [22:29] | With any luck, they’ll kill each other. | |
| [22:31] | Oh, and also, if Abby asks for lip gloss, give her this. | |
| [22:37] | So how did you manage to take down the head of the Other Side? | |
| [22:41] | Uh, it was all KC. 100% KC. | |
| [22:46] | Well, Dad, we can’t lie to Agent Johnson. | |
| [22:52] | It was a group effort. | |
| [23:04] | Yes. | |
| [23:09] | You’re sure Richard was captured? | |
| [23:11] | So who’s now in charge of the Other Side? | |
| [23:17] | I was hoping you’d say that. | |
| [23:24] | Looks like I’m going home. | |
| [23:29] | See you soon, KC. | |
| [23:37] | Rob, your name’s on TV. |