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| [00:00] | Previously on KC Undercover… We are going to be | |
| [00:02] | disappearing for a while. | |
| [00:03] | The Organization is sending us to a safe house in Rio de Janeiro. | |
| [00:06] | Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey! | |
| [00:08] | The whole point of us hiding from Zane is to stay safe. | |
| [00:11] | So can we please not kill each other? | |
| [00:13] | You have the green light to engage. | |
| [00:15] | Operation Good-bye Coopers… is a go. | |
| [00:18] | The reason why we’re in this stupid jungle, the reason why we’re on the run, | |
| [00:22] | the reason why Zane is even free and knows where we are is because of me. | |
| [00:25] | I’m the one who did all this, so I have to fix it. | |
| [00:28] | Hey, excuse me, pilot. | |
| [00:30] | Where are we going to next? Is there a new safe house? | |
| [00:32] | No! You’re not going to a safe house. | |
| [00:35] | In fact, you’re not safe… | |
| [00:38] | at all. | |
| [00:41] | Good luck, Coopers! | |
| [00:43] | You’re gonna need it. | |
| [00:54] | Go get the parachutes! There are none! | |
| [00:57] | What kind of helicopter doesn’t have parachutes? | |
| [00:59] | The kind that’s rigged to kill us! | |
| [01:01] | Before we crash, I just want everybody to know… | |
| [01:04] | We know, we know. We love you, too. | |
| [01:06] | No. I was gonna say that I’m made of titanium, so I’m actually gonna make it. | |
| [01:12] | But nice knowing you guys. | |
| [01:14] | We’re all gonna make it, all right? | |
| [01:16] | Everybody hold on and prepare for a controlled water landing. | |
| [01:18] | Are you sure you don’t mean “controlled fiery crash into the ocean”? | |
| [01:23] | Just buckle up and hold on. | |
| [01:24] | Heads down, stay down, brace, brace, brace! | |
| [01:29] | What? I saw it in a movie once and everybody lives. | |
| [01:32] | Heads down, stay down, brace, brace, brace! | |
| [01:40] | Whoo! | |
| [01:43] | All right, we made it. | |
| [01:45] | That’s right. We’re no longer crashing. | |
| [01:48] | We’re sinking! | |
| [01:50] | Quick! Everybody! Start drinking water! | |
| [01:54] | Well, come up with a plan that makes more sense! | |
| [01:57] | So, basically, any other plan. | |
| [02:54] | Help! Open the door! | |
| [02:55] | Help! Somebody! | |
| [02:57] | Remain calm. | |
| [02:58] | Help is on the way. | |
| [03:02] | Well, good thing for you guys our ship came along just when it did. | |
| [03:05] | Your parents are resting. | |
| [03:07] | Considering what you’ve been through, you’re all very lucky. | |
| [03:08] | Lucky? We have lost a member of our family. | |
| [03:13] | It is dead, and you are doing absolutely nothing to resuscitate it. | |
| [03:18] | Save my baby! | |
| [03:21] | She’s acting erratic. | |
| [03:22] | I think she may be in shock. | |
| [03:23] | No, that’s just Marisa. | |
| [03:27] | Captain, I think we have problem. | |
| [03:29] | Oh, I’m fine. Don’t worry about me. | |
| [03:31] | What’s the issue? She has no pulse. | |
| [03:33] | What exactly do you mean? | |
| [03:35] | That much like my ex-girlfriend, she has no heart. | |
| [03:39] | Uh, that’s ridiculous. | |
| [03:41] | Come on, guys, of course she has a pulse… | |
| [03:44] | and all of the other things that normal human beings have. | |
| [03:47] | Her blood pressure is zero over zero. | |
| [03:49] | What?! | |
| [03:53] | That is hysterical. | |
| [03:55] | Your blood pressure machine must be broken. | |
| [03:57] | Yeah. Speaking of broken, shouldn’t you guys be trying to fix Marisa’s phone? | |
| [04:01] | Listen, I need a plastic bag and 50 CCs of rice, stat! | |
| [04:04] | Did you try drawing any blood? | |
| [04:07] | Well, I tried, but it’s like she’s made of metal. | |
| [04:13] | You know what? | |
| [04:14] | It’s been a crazy day. | |
| [04:15] | Helicopter crashes, non-functioning medical equipment… | |
| [04:19] | Yeah, I think what I need is a little rest, and tomorrow morning I’ll give you | |
| [04:23] | all the blood pressure and heartbeats you want. | |
| [04:26] | Yup. | |
| [04:27] | Uh, hold on there, young lady. | |
| [04:32] | That doesn’t look good. | |
| [04:35] | Oh, great. Her skin can bend needles, but the second you touch her arm, | |
| [04:38] | it completely falls off. | |
| [04:45] | Carl! | |
| [04:47] | Carl! I’m getting a hologram alert. | |
| [04:50] | Pick it up, Carl! | |
| [04:56] | That guy is never at his desk when he’s supposed to be. | |
| [04:59] | He’s probably chatting it up with Kathy in Accounts Payable. | |
| [05:02] | She’s got a boyfriend, Carl! | |
| [05:03] | And get me some darn coffee! | |
| [05:08] | Agent Beverly here. | |
| [05:10] | It’s Johnson. I’m on my way back from Brazil, and I have some terrible news. | |
| [05:14] | If it’s about your rash, I don’t want to hear it. | |
| [05:16] | No. | |
| [05:19] | The Cooper’s helicopter went down over the Atlantic. | |
| [05:22] | I have confirmation… | |
| [05:24] | there were no survivors. | |
| [05:29] | Not now, Carl! | |
| [05:38] | Thank you for your cooperation. | |
| [05:40] | I just have one more question. | |
| [05:43] | How do you explain… this? | |
| [05:46] | I’ve never seen that before in my life. | |
| [05:49] | What life? You have no blood. | |
| [05:51] | Or pulse. You’re all wires and attitude! | |
| [05:55] | Okay, guys, we gotta tell him the truth. | |
| [05:57] | Craig, no. Honey, we don’t have a choice. | |
| [06:00] | Look, the following information is completely classified. | |
| [06:03] | I’m Craig Cooper, senior agent with The Organization. | |
| [06:07] | All rightie. | |
| [06:10] | The what? | |
| [06:11] | The Organization. | |
| [06:12] | It’s a secret government spy agency. | |
| [06:14] | We’re all agents, and Judy is our robot daughter. | |
| [06:17] | And Marisa is my best friend who lives next door. | |
| [06:19] | I realize that doesn’t help the believability of the story, | |
| [06:22] | but you know what, it’s true. | |
| [06:25] | Right. I’ve never even heard of “The Organization.” | |
| [06:28] | Well, I mean, in all fairness, | |
| [06:30] | it wouldn’t really be a secret government spy agency | |
| [06:32] | if everyone knew about it. | |
| [06:34] | Do I look like a fool to you? | |
| [06:36] | Well… | |
| [06:39] | I know what’s going on here. | |
| [06:41] | You’re all from the future, | |
| [06:43] | and she’s your terminator robot here to change the past! | |
| [06:47] | Really? That’s what you came up with? | |
| [06:49] | Exactly. | |
| [06:51] | If they could change the past, would I really have such lousy grades? | |
| [06:56] | Hmm… | |
| [06:59] | I’m takin’ you straight to D.C. | |
| [07:01] | The big brass is gonna have some questions about you, your fake agency, | |
| [07:05] | and your little robot friend. | |
| [07:09] | Well, that manicure was total waste of money. | |
| [07:15] | A helicopter attempted a water landing | |
| [07:18] | just off the coast of Rio this evening. | |
| [07:20] | Sadly, there were no survivors. | |
| [07:22] | Can’t watch that enough! | |
| [07:24] | Sadly, there were no survivors. | |
| [07:27] | Sadly, there were no survivors. | |
| [07:30] | Sadly, there were no survivors. | |
| [07:32] | I think I have my new ring tone! | |
| [07:41] | The Organization can’t clear us with the captain | |
| [07:44] | because the captain doesn’t know The Organization exists, | |
| [07:46] | and you can’t be cleared by something you don’t know exists. | |
| [07:48] | Yeah. They’re gonna tear Judy into a million pieces | |
| [07:50] | until they realize she’s not Arnold Schwarzenegger. | |
| [07:52] | I’m so mad, if I had two arms I’d strangle somebody. | |
| [07:57] | We gotta get of this boat and back to D.C. | |
| [08:00] | There’s gotta be some way we can get out of here. | |
| [08:01] | I have an idea. Ernie, pull my finger. | |
| [08:03] | Now is not the time for sophomoric humor. | |
| [08:05] | Just pull it! | |
| [08:09] | Okay, so, now you’re down to four fingers and one arm. | |
| [08:13] | How is that helpful? It’s a skeleton key. | |
| [08:17] | Huh. Well, that is helpful. | |
| [08:24] | Perfect. | |
| [08:25] | All right. | |
| [08:28] | All right, everybody, we made it out of the crash, everybody… | |
| [08:32] | Okay, where is everybody? | |
| [08:34] | Oh, no! | |
| [08:36] | There’s a memorial service for us! | |
| [08:38] | I guess we didn’t make it after all. | |
| [08:40] | We’re the walking dead! | |
| [08:43] | He’s lucky they tore off my slapping hand. | |
| [08:46] | Okay, it’s time to tell Beverly and let everyone know we’re okay. | |
| [08:49] | Uh, actually, Mom, out in the jungle I saw Ernie use a leaf | |
| [08:52] | for toiler paper, so I won’t be okay for a very long, long time. | |
| [08:59] | For twenty years Craig and Kira gave their all to The Organization. | |
| [09:05] | Their accomplishments are unparalleled. | |
| [09:09] | All right, let’s stop Beverly before she ugly-cries her mascara all over the place. | |
| [09:13] | Hold on. Can’t we listen a little bit longer? | |
| [09:14] | Beverly Hasn’t said anything nice about me since… | |
| [09:17] | I don’t think she’s ever said anything nice about me. | |
| [09:19] | Well, we have been through a lot. | |
| [09:22] | I mean, it wouldn’t hurt to hear our friends say a few nice words. | |
| [09:25] | Seriously? You guys need an ego boost that bad | |
| [09:27] | that you’re willing to let people think that you’re dead? | |
| [09:29] | That’s a little sad. | |
| [09:30] | Losing a family of agents is tough, | |
| [09:35] | especially when one of them was KC Cooper. | |
| [09:39] | She had more promise than any young agent I’ve ever met. | |
| [09:44] | On the other hand, who is it gonna hurt? Not me. I’m in. | |
| [09:47] | Of course, if KC wasn’t instrumental in Zane’s original escape from prison, | |
| [09:53] | none of this would have ever happened. | |
| [09:56] | Okay, you know what, enough is enough. | |
| [09:58] | KC, please! I’m enjoying this. | |
| [10:00] | And no one worked harder than young Ernie. | |
| [10:04] | Of course, he had to… he was born with so few skills. | |
| [10:11] | Well, suddenly this is worth listening to. | |
| [10:15] | And lets’ not forget about young Judy. | |
| [10:17] | Wait for it. | |
| [10:18] | Five million bucks down the toilet. | |
| [10:21] | On an unrelated note, | |
| [10:24] | there will no longer be complimentary bagels served in the morning. | |
| [10:31] | May the Coopers… | |
| [10:33] | all rest in peace. | |
| [10:36] | And now we will hear from Kira’s parents, | |
| [10:39] | retired agents Othello and Gayle King. | |
| [10:47] | Zane took my Kira and her babies. | |
| [10:51] | Beautiful KC, smart, quirky little Ernie, and poor little Judy. | |
| [10:57] | Oh… | |
| [10:58] | And Craig! What about Craig? | |
| [11:02] | And don forget that chucklehead Craig! | |
| [11:04] | Who I’m sure played a big part of this all going horribly wrong. | |
| [11:08] | Well, you were mentioned, honey. | |
| [11:10] | Ya happy now? | |
| [11:11] | Not so much. | |
| [11:14] | A few hours ago, Zane claimed responsibility for that helicopter going down, | |
| [11:18] | and declared it a victory for The Other Side. | |
| [11:20] | They won’t get away with this! | |
| [11:21] | No, they won’t. | |
| [11:22] | I want everyone on high alert. | |
| [11:24] | We cannot repeat this tragedy. | |
| [11:27] | Okay, you know, this has gone too far. | |
| [11:29] | I’m telling my parents we’re alive. | |
| [11:30] | No, no, Mom! We can’t! KC! | |
| [11:32] | Did you hear what Beverly just said? | |
| [11:33] | Zane thinks he killed us, okay? | |
| [11:34] | Our best shot at capturing him is if he still thinks we’re dead. | |
| [12:05] | Mm-hmm, lost. | |
| [12:20] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [12:24] | You all right, bro? | |
| [12:25] | It’s okay. Remember, we’re all right. | |
| [12:26] | It’s not that. | |
| [12:28] | I’m gonna miss the morning bagels. | |
| [12:35] | Oh, now… now stay strong, Gayle, now. | |
| [12:40] | That’s what they would have wanted. | |
| [12:42] | But look at those beautiful, smiling faces. | |
| [12:45] | Better times. | |
| [12:52] | Othello. Yeah? | |
| [12:54] | You remember if I took my medication this morning? | |
| [12:58] | Mom, it’s us! We’re alive! | |
| [12:59] | We’re okay! | |
| [13:01] | Oh! Thanks goodness! | |
| [13:02] | You almost scared me to… | |
| [13:05] | Ohh! | |
| [13:05] | Ohhh! | |
| [13:07] | Are you okay? | |
| [13:09] | Pops? | |
| [13:11] | Gotcha! | |
| [13:13] | Now you know how it feels when someone you love | |
| [13:15] | tricks you into thinking they’re gone. | |
| [13:16] | Not so nice, is it? | |
| [13:19] | That’s messed up, Pops. | |
| [13:27] | I’m so happy my babies are alive and back home where they belong. | |
| [13:33] | Mwah! Now, who wants to head down to The Organization | |
| [13:36] | and tell ’em the good news? | |
| [13:37] | Uh, G-Grandma. Grandma, we… | |
| [13:39] | we can’t tell anyone that we’re alive. | |
| [13:41] | Why? Has all this been some hare-brained plan | |
| [13:43] | Craig hatched to get out of his cell phone contract? | |
| [13:47] | All right, honey. Honey. Okay. | |
| [13:49] | No. We’re staying dead so that we can take down Zane. | |
| [13:52] | The less people that know, the better. | |
| [13:53] | We can’t risk anybody finding out. | |
| [13:55] | Our first step is to lure Zane out in the open. | |
| [13:57] | Any ideas? | |
| [13:58] | I know. We’ll film a commercial | |
| [14:00] | advertising one of those million dollar sweepstake prizes. | |
| [14:02] | We’ll pump it to Zane’s cable system a hundred times a day | |
| [14:05] | until he can’t help but enter the contest. | |
| [14:07] | Once he subscribes to the three magazines and sends in his entry form, | |
| [14:10] | he’ll move to the semi-final rounds. | |
| [14:12] | Eventually we’ll declare him the winner, | |
| [14:14] | and when he comes to collect his prize | |
| [14:15] | we’ll jump in and grab him and put him in prison. | |
| [14:19] | Just one problem. | |
| [14:21] | We’re gonna need one of those giant novelty checks. | |
| [14:25] | Yeah… that’s the one problem with that plan. | |
| [14:30] | You know, I have an idea to draw him out. | |
| [14:32] | We’ll get Judy to disguise her voice as Brett’s, | |
| [14:35] | call Zane, and then set up a meeting. | |
| [14:37] | Except we don’t have Zane’s number. | |
| [14:38] | Well, we would if we went with the sweepstakes plan | |
| [14:40] | and have him put his number on the entry form. | |
| [14:42] | You know what? | |
| [14:44] | I spoke too soon, bro. That’s a great idea. | |
| [14:46] | How about you go upstairs and get started on that big novelty check thing? | |
| [14:49] | Will do! All right, man. | |
| [14:51] | Get started. | |
| [14:53] | Where were we? | |
| [15:00] | Yes? | |
| [15:01] | Dad, it’s Brett. | |
| [15:03] | Brett? | |
| [15:04] | I’m ready to come back home. | |
| [15:06] | I want to work with you, father and son, conquering the world together. | |
| [15:10] | Nothing would please me more, Brett. | |
| [15:12] | Great. | |
| [15:14] | How does the parking lot at the Falls Church Mall sound? | |
| [15:16] | I’ll meet you there in an hour. | |
| [15:18] | Why don’t we just meet at the place where | |
| [15:20] | we would have your birthday party every year when you were a kid? | |
| [15:22] | Nice. | |
| [15:23] | Love that place. | |
| [15:25] | Big fan, big fan. | |
| [15:27] | Although… | |
| [15:29] | I hear that there’s a new pizza place | |
| [15:31] | in Georgetown that’s really good. | |
| [15:32] | Why don’t we meet there? My treat. | |
| [15:35] | No, I think the birthday place is safest. | |
| [15:38] | Great. And what corner is that on again? | |
| [15:42] | The same corner it’s always been on. | |
| [15:45] | Okay. Meet you there in an hour. | |
| [15:47] | Lookin’ forward to it. | |
| [15:49] | All right, you need to call Brett and find out | |
| [15:51] | where he had his birthday parties. | |
| [15:52] | Okay. The plan is officially in motion. | |
| [16:00] | Oh, man. | |
| [16:01] | Now I have to void this one. | |
| [16:13] | Clear. | |
| [16:14] | Clear. Clear. | |
| [16:15] | All right. I tapped into the closed circuit feed. | |
| [16:18] | I’ve got eyes on the parking lot and I’ll let you know when Zane arrives. | |
| [16:21] | Hey, where’s Pops? | |
| [16:24] | Othello, what are you doing with that hot dog? | |
| [16:26] | I’m hungry. | |
| [16:27] | You know I can’t fight on an empty stomach. | |
| [16:29] | Honey, your stomach Hasn’t been empty for 25 years. | |
| [16:34] | That’s because I’m still trying to digest that tuna casserole you made in 1992. | |
| [16:38] | It’s like I swallowed a fish-flavored bowling ball. | |
| [16:42] | Guy, guys. | |
| [16:44] | Focus. Zane could be here any minute. | |
| [16:46] | Okay, Zane is coming alone, but he’s expecting Brett. | |
| [16:49] | So we have the element of surprise. | |
| [16:51] | And knowing him, he will be armed, so I’ll jump him and take his weapon. | |
| [16:54] | Yes. Your mother and I will subdue him. | |
| [16:55] | Pops, Gayle, you back us up if there’s any problems. | |
| [16:58] | Okay. Any questions? | |
| [16:59] | Yeah. | |
| [17:01] | When are we gonna go over the plan? | |
| [17:04] | Pops. Hmm? | |
| [17:05] | Turn your hearing aid up. | |
| [17:06] | Oh. Oh. Sorry. | |
| [17:08] | I’m used to turning it down when Craig starts talking. | |
| [17:11] | You better turn it back down, because I got a few choice words for you, old man. | |
| [17:14] | Wow. | |
| [17:17] | I didn’t know Dad knew that word. | |
| [17:20] | I did. Guess you’ve never seen him overcook a toasty strudel. | |
| [17:24] | I can’t believe it. | |
| [17:25] | We finally have a mission at a fun place for kids | |
| [17:29] | and then shove the only two kids in the van. | |
| [17:31] | They really must not trust us in there. | |
| [17:33] | Us? I’m in here because I only have one arm. | |
| [17:37] | What’s your excuse? | |
| [17:43] | I have Zane. | |
| [17:44] | Zane has arrived and he is alone. | |
| [17:47] | Time to bake the biscuits. | |
| [17:50] | Get to your positions now. | |
| [17:57] | Brett? | |
| [18:00] | Son? | |
| [18:02] | Where are you? | |
| [18:11] | Weapon secured. | |
| [18:16] | You’re goin’ down, Zane. | |
| [18:17] | Am I? | |
| [18:20] | Or are you? | |
| [18:24] | Whoa, hey! Easy! Easy! | |
| [18:27] | Easy! Whoa. | |
| [18:28] | Guys! There’s eight enemy agents in there with laser guns! | |
| [18:31] | Yeah, that’s for the update, Ernie. | |
| [18:35] | What are we supposed to do Here’s an idea. | |
| [18:37] | Drop your weapons and give up. | |
| [18:39] | Yeah, I’m definitely not doing that. | |
| [18:40] | Listen, I let you go once before, | |
| [18:42] | there’s absolutely nothing you could say or do to make me put my weapon down. | |
| [18:49] | Marisa, are you okay? | |
| [18:51] | KC, I’m fine, but I’m scared. | |
| [18:52] | Just do something, please. Listen, you touch my friend and I swear I’ll… | |
| [18:55] | You’ll what? | |
| [18:56] | Try to trick me again? | |
| [18:58] | Give me some credit, KC. | |
| [19:00] | I’m a professional spy. | |
| [19:02] | When Brett agreed to meet me here, I knew something was up. | |
| [19:06] | Now, drop your weapons, and I’ll release your big-mouth buddy. | |
| [19:13] | Okay, fine. | |
| [19:20] | Marisa, run! | |
| [19:34] | Oh, no. | |
| [19:35] | Guys, you’ve got company. | |
| [19:37] | Company? | |
| [19:44] | I got you! Now you shoot! | |
| [19:46] | Okay, well, you asked for it. | |
| [19:53] | Whoa! | |
| [19:54] | Switch laser guns with me! | |
| [19:57] | I don’t think that’s a good idea, junior. | |
| [19:59] | I wish there was something we could do! | |
| [20:01] | There is. Patch me into the speaker system. | |
| [20:05] | We’re in. | |
| [20:07] | Attention, kids! | |
| [20:08] | There’s an all-you-can-eat candy bar in the lobby! | |
| [20:11] | And did I mention it’s freeeee? | |
| [20:40] | Go ahead, KC. | |
| [20:41] | Let’s get this over with. | |
| [20:43] | Hmph. After everything you put my family through, | |
| [20:46] | I cannot wait to eliminate you once and for all. | |
| [20:52] | No, KC, don’t do it. | |
| [20:58] | I’m not going to. | |
| [21:01] | I should have known you didn’t have the guts, little girl. | |
| [21:06] | You and your pathetic little family. | |
| [21:08] | Hey, no, you didn’t let this little girl finish. | |
| [21:10] | You know, I’m not taking you out, | |
| [21:11] | because that would just be doing you a favor. | |
| [21:13] | I’d rather you rot in a tiny cell for the rest of your miserable little life. | |
| [21:17] | Pathetic. Huh. | |
| [21:18] | You did the right thing, KC. | |
| [21:20] | Yeah, well, I’m about to do the wrong thing. | |
| [21:29] | Guys, it’s over. Yeah. | |
| [21:31] | We’re finally safe and we do not have to worry about The Other Side anymore. | |
| [21:34] | Ahh. Yes. | |
| [21:37] | The Organization, The Other Side. | |
| [21:40] | The Other Side, The Organization. | |
| [21:42] | Round and round, a chaotic circle. | |
| [21:45] | Well, now it’s time for… The Alternate. |