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| [00:01] | Previously on K.C. Undercover… | |
| [00:02] | I didn’t get to properly introduce myself before. | |
| [00:04] | I’m K.C. Cooper and… I’m your cousin. | |
| [00:08] | Marisa, I am such an idiot. | |
| [00:10] | What if he doesn’t like me anymore and doesn’t call… | |
| [00:11] | K.C., K.C., would you just relax. | |
| [00:13] | Darien likes you. He isn’t going anywhere. | |
| [00:20] | Quick! Call an ambulance. A car just came out of nowhere and hit Darien. | |
| [00:30] | Hey. What’s up, Abby. | |
| [00:32] | Thank you so much for stopping by and checking on Darien, | |
| [00:34] | but good news, he’s gonna be perfectly fine. | |
| [00:36] | Yeah, well, this time he is. | |
| [00:40] | What you talking about? | |
| [00:41] | His accident. It wasn’t an accident. | |
| [00:45] | I’m sorry, that doesn’t make any sense. | |
| [00:47] | Okay, who would intentionally hurt Darien? | |
| [00:52] | I would. | |
| [00:58] | You missed. | |
| [01:02] | Down! | |
| [01:11] | What are you doing next Saturday night? | |
| [01:14] | What was I doing last Saturday night? | |
| [01:16] | – Nothing. – Yep, I’ll be doing that again. | |
| [01:20] | No, you won’t. You are going to a surprise party. | |
| [01:23] | For who? | |
| [01:24] | You. | |
| [01:26] | Okay, you do know how surprise parties are supposed to work? | |
| [01:29] | Yes, but considering your line of work, I thought it was best | |
| [01:32] | to tell you so you don’t go all Jackie Chan on the guests | |
| [01:35] | when they yell “Surprise.” | |
| [01:38] | Marisa, you know me, okay. I am not a party person. | |
| [01:40] | I’m a party pooper. | |
| [01:42] | K.C., come on, you’re about to be 17 | |
| [01:45] | and a year from now you’re gonna be 18. | |
| [01:46] | And after that… who knows? | |
| [01:50] | I’m gonna go with 19. | |
| [01:53] | Yes, I knew that. | |
| [01:55] | I meant, how many more birthdays are we gonna be able to celebrate together? | |
| [02:01] | Come on, please let me do this for you. | |
| [02:03] | Okay, fine. | |
| [02:04] | Yay! And you’ll wear a pretty pretty party dress? | |
| [02:09] | Okay, fine, forget the dress! Forget the dress! | |
| [02:13] | No no no, I just saw my cousin Abby, right over there in that SUV! | |
| [02:19] | Your cousin Abby, the cousin that you eliminated | |
| [02:21] | in the giant explosion on the Potomac? | |
| [02:24] | I’ve heard of walkin’ dead, but not drivin’ dead. | |
| [02:27] | No, that was definitely Abby. But she’s gone. | |
| [02:32] | I know, K.C., she’s gone. | |
| [02:36] | No, I mean she ran the yellow light. | |
| [02:37] | Yep, ran the big yellow light in the sky. | |
| [02:43] | She’s alive! And that’s not an expression! | |
| [03:45] | – So, what’s for dinner? – What do you care? | |
| [03:47] | The only thing you consume is electricity. | |
| [03:49] | Not anymore. | |
| [03:51] | We just came back from The Organization. | |
| [03:53] | They were giving away free upgrades and free sweat socks. | |
| [03:55] | Guess who got the upgrade, and guess who got the sweat socks? | |
| [04:00] | Judy, eating will be great for your undercover assignments. | |
| [04:03] | And you’re going to love it. Eating is really cool. | |
| [04:06] | You do it all the time. How cool can it be? | |
| [04:10] | All right, let’s break your new digestive system in. | |
| [04:13] | Let’s start with something easy. | |
| [04:15] | Ooh, how about applesauce? | |
| [04:17] | Fine. Let’s get this over with. | |
| [04:20] | Open up your yum-yum hole. Here comes the airplane. | |
| [04:36] | That’s it? | |
| [04:39] | That’s eating? | |
| [04:41] | That’s what you guys spend 90 percent of your day talking about? | |
| [04:46] | – What’s that? – That’s just chocolate. | |
| [04:56] | Yeah, I’m going to need some more of that. | |
| [05:03] | Hey, what are you doing? | |
| [05:04] | I just found a bug. | |
| [05:06] | What? Someone planted a bug? | |
| [05:11] | No, I found an actual bug. | |
| [05:16] | And you owe me some new Begonias, missy. | |
| [05:18] | What’s with you? | |
| [05:20] | Okay, um, this is gonna sound a bit unbelievable, | |
| [05:24] | but when I was driving down Rhode Island Avenue | |
| [05:27] | you are never gonna guess who I saw. | |
| [05:29] | Well, I know it wasn’t your father | |
| [05:30] | because I asked him to go to the market an hour ago | |
| [05:32] | and his butt is still sitting on the couch watching the game! | |
| [05:38] | No, Mom, I saw my cousin Abby. | |
| [05:41] | Floating on the Potomac? | |
| [05:43] | No, driving in the SUV next to me, not using her blinker. | |
| [05:48] | There is no end to her evil! | |
| [05:51] | I’m sorry, K.C., | |
| [05:53] | – you saw your cousin Abby? – Yes. | |
| [05:55] | She was wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses, but I’m positive it was her. | |
| [05:59] | I totally recognized her. | |
| [06:00] | Okay, K.C., which is more likely, honey, huh? | |
| [06:03] | That you saw someone who looked like your cousin, | |
| [06:05] | or that Abby came back from the Great Beyond for a little carpool karaoke? | |
| [06:10] | Mom, I’m serious. I saw her! | |
| [06:12] | Honey, now, eliminating someone is the worst part of this job. | |
| [06:18] | But honey, sometimes, we don’t have a choice. | |
| [06:20] | And I really think this is your guilt playing tricks on you. | |
| [06:23] | No, no, Mom, I am sure that I saw her. | |
| [06:28] | Well, I’m pretty sure it was her. | |
| [06:30] | No, I’m definitely… probably sure it was her… I think. | |
| [06:41] | So I keep having this reoccurring dream, right? | |
| [06:45] | Basically, I have a test in my next class, but I’ve never been to that class. | |
| [06:51] | And worse, I don’t even know where the class is. | |
| [06:53] | But when I do find the full of centaurs. | |
| [06:59] | I can’t take the test, because it’s too loud | |
| [07:01] | because everyone’s counting with their hooves. | |
| [07:05] | But it’s just a dream. That’s normal, right? | |
| [07:09] | Yeah, sure. No. | |
| [07:13] | Are we ever going to get around to talking about the fact | |
| [07:16] | that you thought you saw your deceased cousin? | |
| [07:18] | Yeah, that’s been bothering me a little bit too. | |
| [07:21] | K.C., you know it’s just a manifestation of the emotions you’re feeling, | |
| [07:24] | emotions that you’ve buried deep inside | |
| [07:27] | because you never really dealt with what happened. | |
| [07:29] | Oh, trust me, I have dealt with it every single day. | |
| [07:33] | Abby and Erica are gone because of me, because of what I did. | |
| [07:36] | And I can handle that. I’m fine. | |
| [07:37] | I know everyone keeps saying that I’m losing it, | |
| [07:40] | but I am holding it together, I’m perfectly fine! | |
| [07:46] | Okay, I could use a little bit of help. | |
| [07:48] | Alright, here’s what I want you to do. | |
| [07:51] | If you ever think you see Abby again… | |
| [07:53] | – Eliminate her? – No. | |
| [07:56] | Let me finish. | |
| [07:58] | I want you to steady yourself, squeeze this stress ball, | |
| [08:02] | and repeat this mantra: | |
| [08:03] | “It’s not really happening. It’s not really happening.” | |
| [08:06] | – Can you do that? – Mm-hmm. | |
| [08:08] | And in the meantime, go do something that’s not spy work, | |
| [08:11] | something that actual teenagers would do. | |
| [08:13] | Go on a date. Go have fun. Go shopping at the mall. | |
| [08:18] | Did my friend Marisa put you up to this? | |
| [08:20] | It is either this or you’re going on a break from The Organization. | |
| [08:25] | Okay, fine. | |
| [08:27] | I’ll try to do more teenager stuff. | |
| [08:30] | But what do you suggest I do about that centaur thing? | |
| [08:33] | Well, if worst comes to worst, you can always blow them up on the Potomac. | |
| [08:37] | Too soon. I realize that now. | |
| [08:42] | – You okay? – Yeah, I’m fine. | |
| [08:44] | You know what? You’re right. | |
| [08:46] | I was just buggin’. There’s no way that I could’ve seen Abby. | |
| [08:56] | Abby! Get in here. We have an important mission. | |
| [09:03] | I hope it’s to open some windows in here. | |
| [09:05] | Do you always have to douse yourself in toilet water? | |
| [09:08] | It’s “toilette water”. | |
| [09:11] | And if I open a window, it’ll be to throw you out of it. | |
| [09:15] | We’re looking for David Simmons. | |
| [09:16] | He designed the security system for the U.S. Treasury vaults. | |
| [09:20] | It is our job to locate, abduct, and threaten him until he tells us | |
| [09:25] | how to get inside those vaults. | |
| [09:27] | And then we go on the biggest shopping spree of all time. | |
| [09:32] | Lord knows you could use it. | |
| [09:35] | Seriously, Mother, are those shoulder pads? | |
| [09:39] | Did that feel padded to you, Miss Thing? | |
| [09:43] | Your father’s going to use that stolen money to bring down The Organization. | |
| [09:48] | Sounds good to me. | |
| [09:49] | What are you eating? | |
| [09:51] | I went and got a burger and some fries. | |
| [09:53] | From Gettysburger?! | |
| [09:55] | You know the Coopers live close to there! You could’ve been spotted. | |
| [09:58] | Actually… | |
| [10:00] | She saw you?! | |
| [10:02] | See? This is why I don’t tell you anything. | |
| [10:05] | And relax. I was wearing sunglasses and a hat. | |
| [10:07] | What about your face? | |
| [10:10] | Were you wearing your face? | |
| [10:14] | K.C. cannot get in the way of this mission. | |
| [10:17] | If she does, I have to eliminate her. | |
| [10:19] | Sweet! Make sure I get an invite to that party. | |
| [10:28] | So did you get out the invitations to my party? | |
| [10:31] | Oh, you mean the party that I planned every detail of, | |
| [10:34] | invited everyone we know, baked a cake for, | |
| [10:37] | and then you suddenly changed your mind because you thought you saw your cousin | |
| [10:39] | and made me cancel everything, that surprise party? | |
| [10:43] | Yep, that’s the one. Um… | |
| [10:45] | So I was thinking literary theme. | |
| [10:48] | Everyone comes dressed as their favorite 19th century fictional character. | |
| [10:54] | How are we even friends? | |
| [10:57] | Marisa, please. Okay, come on, I need this party. | |
| [10:59] | I’m supposed to start doing regular teenage stuff. | |
| [11:02] | Why can’t you just break your curfew and talk back to your parents like everyone else? | |
| [11:07] | Please? | |
| [11:08] | Okay, fine, fine. I’ll just have to re-book the DJ, | |
| [11:11] | re-order the food, re-invite the guests… | |
| [11:15] | read a book… | |
| [11:18] | find a costume about that book… | |
| [11:23] | Okay. | |
| [11:25] | It’s not really happening. | It’s not really happening. |
| [11:32] | And then the only thing left to do | |
| [11:33] | is go shopping for your pretty, pretty party dress. | |
| [11:39] | It’s not really happening. | It’s not really happening. |
| [11:44] | Oh, you’re still here. I guess it doesn’t work on everyone. | |
| [11:59] | Donut time! | |
| [12:01] | Oh! My donuts are gone. | |
| [12:03] | Hey, Judy? Did you see my donuts? | |
| [12:07] | I dough-not know what you’re talking about. | |
| [12:11] | I was saving those for my hump snack. | |
| [12:13] | What’s a hump snack? | |
| [12:15] | The snack after the first snack, to get me over the hump to dinner. | |
| [12:18] | Hump snack. | |
| [12:21] | Isn’t that called lunch? | |
| [12:23] | Not called… You know what? | |
| [12:25] | Ever since you got that eating upgrade, you’ve been out of control. | |
| [12:26] | – That’s not true. – It is so. | |
| [12:28] | You ate everything in the fridge, including the baking soda! | |
| [12:32] | Yeah, it wasn’t as good as the regular soda. | |
| [12:38] | You have literally eaten everything in this entire house! | |
| [12:41] | What am I gonna do for my late night hump snack? | |
| [12:44] | I’m never gonna make it to breakfast! | |
| [12:47] | Oh, good. I’m glad you’re here. We have a mission. | |
| [12:50] | I hope it’s to go grocery shopping. | |
| [12:51] | Judy’s new update is eating us out of house and home. | |
| [12:54] | Will you stop thinking about your stomach and focus on the mission. | |
| [12:58] | Okay, now we have to find David Simmons. | |
| [13:00] | He developed the security system for the Treasury. | |
| [13:02] | After that, he retired and went off grid. | |
| [13:04] | If he’s retired, why does anyone care? | |
| [13:07] | Judy, you had a donut left? Why didn’t you tell me? | |
| [13:10] | You didn’t ask. | |
| [13:14] | – If you don’t… – Stop it, you two! | |
| [13:17] | Now we have intel saying that the Other Side is also looking for Simmons. | |
| [13:21] | Our mission is to locate him, extract him, and protect him. | |
| [13:24] | Let’s get to work. | |
| [13:30] | Do you have any donuts left, Judy? | |
| [13:32] | No, I do not. | |
| [13:36] | What is that?! | |
| [13:37] | It’s a donut hole. | |
| [13:46] | So when’s my surprise party? | |
| [13:48] | Not telling. | |
| [13:49] | By the way, I ran out of money. | |
| [13:52] | Here’s your portion of the party bill. Surprise! | |
| [13:56] | So you’re throwing me a surprise party but I have to pay for it. | |
| [13:59] | Why am I not surprised? | |
| [14:01] | Okay, we should probably work on your surprise face. | |
| [14:05] | So you walk in at the appointed time, see everyone you know dressed as… | |
| [14:10] | “book people”. | |
| [14:15] | And go. | |
| [14:21] | It’s not really happening. | |
| [14:22] | It’s not really happening. | |
| [14:30] | Okay, that was a little too surprised. | |
| [14:32] | More like freaked out. Uh, are you okay? | |
| [14:35] | Yeah, I’m fine. I’m fine. | |
| [14:37] | Oh, I forgot to tell you. I got an A on my math test! | |
| [14:40] | Wait, no way. | |
| [14:41] | Now that is a surprise face. | |
| [14:45] | By the way, I didn’t really get an A. | |
| [14:47] | I’m not really that surprised. | |
| [14:53] | So I’ve been scouring the Internet for any trace of David Simmons. | |
| [15:03] | What? I eat now. Deal with it. | |
| [15:14] | Technically, that’s not eating. That’s just disgusting. | |
| [15:20] | Anyway… | |
| [15:23] | Satellite tracking revealed Simmons spends a lot of time | |
| [15:26] | in Bung Hill, West Virginia at a biker hangout. | |
| [15:29] | But according to his credit cards, he never buys anything. | |
| [15:32] | Sounds like your father at the jewelry store. | |
| [15:36] | And the shoe store and the phone store. | |
| [15:39] | Who buys one gig of data for the entire family? | |
| [15:44] | At first I thought he was just paying in cash. | |
| [15:46] | Which is a great way to get a discount | |
| [15:48] | for someone who really wants a convertible for their birthday next week. | |
| [15:51] | K.C., so which is it, I’m cheap, or I’m buying you a car? | |
| [15:54] | Hey, there’s only one way to prove the haters wrong. | |
| [15:59] | But I found records that show Simmons owns the biker hangout. | |
| [16:04] | Okay, nice work, Ernie. | |
| [16:09] | What’s that noise? | |
| [16:11] | I don’t know, but it’s coming from you and it does not sound good. | |
| [16:15] | It’s my new digestive system. It’s malfunctioning! | |
| [16:18] | No, actually, I think it is functioning. | |
| [16:22] | Or at least it’s about to. | |
| [16:24] | What’s happening?! | |
| [16:30] | Okay, let’s get moving. | |
| [16:31] | Well, looks like Judy’s already one step ahead of us. | |
| [16:36] | K.C., you have to come to my house right now. | |
| [16:39] | Uh, Marisa, now’s not really a good time. | |
| [16:41] | Uh, well, too bad. | |
| [16:43] | Everyone’s at my house for your party, waiting to surprise you. | |
| [16:46] | In their book costumes. Come on, let’s go. | |
| [16:50] | Marisa, I really, I just can’t get away right now. | |
| [16:53] | Why not? | |
| [16:54] | Because I have family obligations. | |
| [16:58] | Family obligations. Oh, great. That’s just great. | |
| [17:02] | I’m so glad that after you asked me to cancel your first surprise party, | |
| [17:05] | you wanted me to re-throw you a surprise party, only to cancel it again! | |
| [17:10] | I’ll just make the party another day when you’re not too busy. | |
| [17:13] | Or will I? Who knows? It’ll be a surprise! | |
| [17:18] | Well, she took that well. | |
| [17:19] | Alright, pack your gear. We’re heading to Bung Hill. | |
| [17:22] | We’re headed to Bung Hill. | |
| [17:24] | And if anybody gets in our way… | |
| [17:26] | They’re going to be sorry they got in our way. | |
| [17:30] | You’re a little, evil, no good, psycho girl. | |
| [17:34] | I’m so proud of you. | |
| [17:51] | Whoa! | |
| [17:55] | You see that? | |
| [17:58] | Hidey-ho, there, Bung Hillian! | |
| [18:00] | My family and I are from out of town… | |
| [18:02] | We live in Toledo, Ohio | |
| [18:04] | and we’re on our way to Williamsburg, Virginia. | |
| [18:07] | You know, where they churn butter the old-fashioned way. | |
| [18:10] | With a churner! | |
| [18:12] | All right, that’s enough out of you, Sparky. | |
| [18:16] | Anyway, as I was saying, we’re lost. | |
| [18:18] | I can’t find Route 60. | |
| [18:20] | Now I’ve misplaced a lot of things in my day, by golly, but never a highway! | |
| [18:26] | Think maybe you can help me out? I’ve got my map here. It’s in my fanny pack. | |
| [18:29] | You ever seen…? | |
| [18:34] | Hey! I’ve been on my hog for the past few hours. | |
| [18:36] | So what does it take to get a little sarsaparilla around here? | |
| [18:39] | Travel back in time? | |
| [18:41] | Well, then I’ll take a lemonade. Make it a double. | |
| [18:46] | In the meantime, where’s the little biker’s room? | |
| [19:14] | It’s not really happening. | It’s not really happening. |
| [19:17] | It’s not really Abby. | |
| [19:25] | Oh, who am I kidding? That is definitely Abby. | |
| [19:32] | K.C., you’ll blow your cover. What are you doing? | |
| [19:34] | Mom, I just saw Abby. I’m not crazy and I’m not letting her get away! | |
| [19:48] | Hey, man, nice skins, but I’m gonna need to borrow your beast. | |
| [19:53] | Please? | |
| [19:55] | Alright. | |
| [20:03] | Whoo. Okay. | |
| [20:07] | Hey, bro. Nice skins, but I’m gonna need to borrow your beast. | |
| [20:34] | Hey, cuz. | |
| [20:35] | I knew it was you all along! | |
| [20:37] | You made me think that I lost it. | |
| [20:38] | You never had it. | |
| [20:43] | You’ll never catch me, because I’m smarter and better than you. | |
| [20:46] | Wow, for someone with such a big head, | |
| [20:48] | I’m surprised you found a helmet big enough to fit it! | |
| [21:21] | Oh, goodie. You’re alive. | |
| [21:23] | Nice breath. | |
| [21:25] | No wonder you don’t have a boyfriend. | |
| [21:26] | I don’t have a boyfriend because you tried to kill him! | |
| [21:29] | I hate you! I hate you! I… | |
| [21:33] | Oh, look at that. | |
| [21:35] | These stress balls really are a great way to deal with your problems. | |
| [21:44] | They got our girl. They got our girl. | |
| [21:47] | Don’t worry. We’ll get her back. | |
| [21:50] | Yeah, they’re not getting away with this. | |
| [21:53] | At least not alive. | |
| [21:59] | Rob, your name’s on TV. |