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| [00:03] | KC Cooper, get down here! | |
| [00:06] | You’re gonna be late for school. | |
| [00:08] | Again! | |
| [00:12] | Sorry, Mom, okay? | |
| [00:14] | You know I can’t go to school until I look perfect. | |
| [00:18] | KC, why can’t you put as much effort into actually learning? | |
| [00:22] | I was up all night studying. | |
| [00:25] | Online videos on how to choose the perfect lip gloss. | |
| [00:27] | Uh, nailed it. | |
| [00:34] | I just don’t feel right about it, KC. It’s too dangerous. | |
| [00:36] | What other option do we have? | |
| [00:37] | Ernie has been taken prisoner, the Organization cannot locate him, | |
| [00:41] | and we know he’s been put into this virtual reality program, | |
| [00:44] | but unless you put me in there with him, | |
| [00:46] | we’re not gonna be able to find out where he is. | |
| [00:47] | We don’t have a choice, Craig. | |
| [00:49] | All right. According to intel, | |
| [00:51] | the group that took Ernie was after a top-secret password that he created. | |
| [00:56] | He never revealed that code in the real world, | |
| [00:58] | but in this virtual program, it’s only a matter of time | |
| [01:01] | before he spills his guts. | |
| [01:03] | Yeah, and the results would be uglier than that time he spilled his guts | |
| [01:06] | after eating that raw onion. | |
| [01:08] | Did you really have to bring that up now? | |
| [01:10] | That is exactly what I said to Ernie. | |
| [01:14] | Okay, now remember, once you enter virtual reality, | |
| [01:17] | you become a part of the program, | |
| [01:19] | so you’re not gonna remember who you really are | |
| [01:21] | or why you’re there until you break through virtual disorientation. | |
| [01:24] | Meaning? | |
| [01:25] | Meaning things in that world could be very different just to throw you off. | |
| [01:29] | Please, guys. I can handle this, okay. | |
| [01:32] | I’m not gonna forget who I am or what I came to do. | |
| [01:39] | Mom, I don’t think I can go to school today. | |
| [01:41] | Oh, poor baby. | |
| [01:43] | What’s wrong? You have a fever? | |
| [01:46] | Worse. | |
| [01:47] | Split ends. | |
| [01:52] | Why does this have to happen to me? | |
| [02:42] | I keep it undercover. | |
| [02:44] | I keep it undercover. | |
| [02:58] | Oh, hey, Jason, hey, Joey. Hey, Seth, hey, Scott. | |
| [03:00] | Wassup, Kirk? | |
| [03:02] | Uh, KC, when you’re done saying hi to every boy in school, | |
| [03:06] | would you mind saying hello to your best friend? | |
| [03:10] | Oh, hey, Marisa. | |
| [03:11] | Quick question. Are you planning on tending to the pigs and chickens | |
| [03:15] | in your pappy’s farm after school, because that is the only reason | |
| [03:18] | I could think of for you to be wearing overalls. | |
| [03:22] | I’m too busy studying to worry about clothes, so… | |
| [03:27] | You’re also too busy studying to worry about hair, and makeup and boys. | |
| [03:31] | But you know what? We can fix that, when we go to the Halloween dance! | |
| [03:37] | Great. I can go dressed as someone who would rather be anywhere else. | |
| [03:42] | Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie. | |
| [03:46] | Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie. | |
| [03:49] | That’s weird. It seems like Ernie’s the most popular kid in school. | |
| [03:52] | Uh, don’t be ridiculous. | |
| [03:54] | He’s the most popular kid in the world. | |
| [04:02] | That’s weird. | |
| [04:04] | All of a sudden, I have this weird feeling like I’m forgetting something. | |
| [04:08] | Is it to go to class, ’cause you always forget to do that. | |
| [04:11] | No, I don’t think it’s about school. | |
| [04:14] | With you, it never is. | |
| [04:18] | Yo, Mr. Awesome, I need your help. | |
| [04:20] | Dude, I can’t win every game by 200 points for you. | |
| [04:23] | Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I can. | |
| [04:27] | Actually, I need help remembering my locker combination. | |
| [04:30] | It’s a code, and it’s impossible to figure out. | |
| [04:35] | It just so happens I know a code that’s impossible to figure out. | |
| [04:37] | It’s 2-V… | |
| [04:39] | Hey, Ernie, what should I wear to the Halloween dance? | |
| [04:42] | Why don’t you go dressed up as the most annoying person in the world? | |
| [04:46] | Oh, wait, you do that every day. | |
| [04:49] | Even though you’re mocking me, your own sister, and I feel you should be heard, | |
| [04:54] | I also find it hilarious. | |
| [05:03] | Did you see that? | |
| [05:05] | Ernie was about to say the code when that KC avatar cut him off. | |
| [05:08] | There’s a system breach. They’re on to us. | |
| [05:11] | The organization must’ve inserted the real KC to rescue her brother. | |
| [05:14] | Or maybe she’s there because she couldn’t get a flight to Cancun | |
| [05:18] | Oh, no, I’m pretty sure the Organization’s on to us. | |
| [05:21] | I know. I was being sarcastic. | |
| [05:24] | Oh. Sorry. | |
| [05:26] | It’s hard to tell because you’re… such a good actor. | |
| [05:29] | That code is locked in this loser’s brain, | |
| [05:32] | and his stupid sister’s not gonna stop me from finding it out. | |
| [05:36] | KC Cooper doesn’t scare me. | |
| [05:37] | In fact, she’ll make the game more fun to win. | |
| [05:42] | That’s a good one, Darcy. | |
| [05:44] | I wasn’t being sarcastic that time, Damon. | |
| [05:46] | I knew that. | |
| [05:47] | – No, you didn’t – No, I didn’t. | |
| [05:51] | If the jock can’t get the code out of him, | |
| [05:53] | I know someone in his life who won’t take no for an answer. | |
| [05:58] | Hey, you! | |
| [06:00] | Isn’t this free garlic knots day? | |
| [06:03] | I want my free garlic knots. | |
| [06:05] | Where are my garlicky knots? | |
| [06:11] | So it’s not free knots day. | |
| [06:13] | Oh. Well, knot, knot, who’s there? | |
| [06:16] | Guess what. I still want my free knots. | |
| [06:22] | Ernie! | |
| [06:23] | Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie! | |
| [06:27] | Oh, you guys don’t have to shout my name every time I walk in a room. | |
| [06:31] | Feel free to mix it up and throw some flower petals. | |
| [06:37] | Yeah, like that. | |
| [06:39] | Hi, Ernie. | |
| [06:41] | Oh, hi, Mrs. Goldfeder. | |
| [06:43] | What a coinky-dink running into you. | |
| [06:45] | Yeah. 16,000 lines of code. | |
| [06:47] | Real coinky-dink. | |
| [06:52] | Ernie, or should I say, Mr. Awesome, I could really use your help with Petey. | |
| [06:59] | He’s always looking at cartoons on my tablet, and I need a secure password. | |
| [07:04] | Perhaps something that starts with 2-V. | |
| [07:07] | 2 V, or not 2 V. | |
| [07:11] | That is the question. | |
| [07:16] | But it is 2-V. What’s the rest? | |
| [07:18] | Try 2-V-8… | |
| [07:22] | Hey, bro, I need to talk to you. | |
| [07:24] | What are you wearing? You look different? | |
| [07:27] | I know. No makeup, no dress, no heels. | |
| [07:30] | If being glammed out is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. | |
| [07:33] | KC’s back and her virtual disorientation’s wearing off. | |
| [07:36] | Really? I didn’t notice. | |
| [07:38] | No, it’s true. You can tell because… | |
| [07:40] | Oh, you got me again. | |
| [07:44] | You gotta keep her away from Ernie. | |
| [07:47] | Come on, Mrs. Goldfeder. Get him outta there. | |
| [07:48] | Hey, Ernie, there’s some people down the street | |
| [07:52] | who want to listen to you describe in detail | |
| [07:55] | the plot to all three Lord of the Ring movies. | |
| [07:59] | Duty calls. Gotta go. | |
| [08:02] | Hey… | |
| [08:04] | Excuse me, Mrs. Goldfeder. I need to go talk to my brother. | |
| [08:07] | You’ll have to get through me first. | |
| [08:11] | Well, that doesn’t sound very pleasant. | |
| [08:13] | Oh, it’s not gonna be. | |
| [08:18] | Well, that wasn’t very neighborly of you, Mrs. Goldfeder, | |
| [08:21] | but then again, neither is this. | |
| [08:28] | Wait. How do I know how to fight? | |
| [08:30] | Because I’ve been trained to fight. | |
| [08:58] | Whew! | |
| [09:00] | Uh-oh. I’m gonna need my garlic knots to go. | |
| [09:07] | All right, whoever you are, wherever you are, I broke out of my disorientation, | |
| [09:11] | and I remember what my mission is. | |
| [09:14] | Look, I’m coming for you, and whatever you throw at me, | |
| [09:17] | I will beat you and save my brother. | |
| [09:18] | And I sure hope that somebody sees me right now, | |
| [09:21] | or else this rant is extremely embarrassing. | |
| [09:35] | There’s our little superstar. | |
| [09:38] | No, he’s not little. He’s an ideal size. | |
| [09:42] | Compact and pleasantly proportioned. | |
| [09:46] | I love you, son. | |
| [09:48] | Not as much as I do. | |
| [09:49] | I made your favorite dinner. | |
| [09:51] | Turkey tetrazzini. | |
| [09:53] | Pinch me, I’m dreaming. | |
| [09:56] | Why would you say that? | |
| [09:58] | There’s no dream. Everything here is real. | |
| [10:01] | Extremely real. Here. Have a puppy. | |
| [10:04] | A puppy? | |
| [10:06] | And it’s just like the one I always dreamed of. | |
| [10:09] | Oh, it’s no accident. | |
| [10:11] | Although that is. | |
| [10:13] | By the way, honey, Rihanna, the international famous pop star, | |
| [10:18] | called you, and she wants you to be her special guest at her concert next week. | |
| [10:25] | I wrote down her number. | |
| [10:26] | It’s 2-V-8. | |
| [10:29] | Oh, no. I can’t read the rest, because the dog peed on it. | |
| [10:35] | Don’t sweat it, Mom. That number sounds familiar. | |
| [10:37] | It’s 2-V-8-J… | |
| [10:40] | Ernie, stop! | |
| [10:42] | Don’t say anything else. Mom is trying to trick you. | |
| [10:45] | What are you talking about? | |
| [10:46] | Does 2-V-J-8 sound like a phone number to you? | |
| [10:48] | Actually, no. It doesn’t. | |
| [10:52] | Oh, look. Surprise! | |
| [10:56] | We got you two puppies. | |
| [10:58] | Two puppies?! | |
| [11:00] | Puppy, puppy, puppy! | |
| [11:03] | Ugh. KC again. | |
| [11:05] | Aw, come on. | |
| [11:06] | All right, Craig and Kira Cooper, you brought KC into this world, | |
| [11:11] | now it’s time to take her out. | |
| [11:17] | Ernie, don’t… | |
| [11:21] | Ernie, get to school! | |
| [11:23] | Or you’ll be late for tonight’s Halloween dance, honey. | |
| [11:26] | Ooh. Halloween dance. | |
| [11:29] | Will there be a kiddie pool full of frosting? | |
| [11:32] | Sure. Why not? | |
| [11:34] | Ernie, do not listen to anything… | |
| [11:37] | Hurry up, Ernie. | |
| [11:38] | You don’t wanna keep those pretty young ladies waiting. | |
| [11:41] | You’re right. Time to get my boogie on and show off some new moves. | |
| [11:47] | You can’t dance. Your Nae-nae’s a no-no. | |
| [11:50] | Uh, excuse me, Mom. I need to talk to Ernie. | |
| [11:52] | What’s the rush, KC? You’ve always wondered if you could take us. | |
| [11:56] | Well, now you’re about to find out. | |
| [12:00] | I can’t fight my own parents. | |
| [12:01] | Oh, good. Then that’ll make this go a lot faster. | |
| [12:13] | Something’s upset KC. | |
| [12:16] | I hope no one in that virtual world is trying to hurt my baby. | |
| [12:28] | Hang in there, KC. Hang in there. | |
| [12:30] | If I could just get my hands on whoever’s in there hurting my little girl. | |
| [12:42] | Wait. This isn’t happening. This isn’t happening. | |
| [12:44] | You guys aren’t really my parents. | |
| [12:46] | You guys aren’t even real. | |
| [12:56] | Not real, huh? | |
| [12:58] | Was that real enough for you? | |
| [13:03] | Hey, guys, I have this Halloween dance to go to. | |
| [13:04] | I’ll probably miss my curfew, so if any of you guys have a problem with that, | |
| [13:08] | please let me know now. | |
| [13:10] | Didn’t think so. | |
| [13:20] | Hi, Ernie. | |
| [13:22] | Oh, hi, Marisa. | |
| [13:26] | I’ve done research on this Ernie guy, and he’s got some secret feelings | |
| [13:30] | for this Marisa girl. | |
| [13:31] | Well, I guess when two people are close, friendship can turn into love. | |
| [13:37] | Absolutely. | |
| [13:39] | But not with us. | |
| [13:40] | I knew that, I knew that. | |
| [13:42] | It’s not like I’m into you. | |
| [13:45] | We work together. That would be weird. | |
| [13:47] | Unless… you don’t think so. | |
| [13:52] | – I think so. – Me, too. | |
| [13:54] | Okay, Marisa, time to turn on the charm. | |
| [13:56] | And when she does, Ernie will be begging to spill the rest of the code. | |
| [14:01] | Nice cloak. | |
| [14:02] | Thanks. | |
| [14:04] | I love costumes on Halloween. | |
| [14:06] | They can be a little silly, but they can also be hot. | |
| [14:15] | Is that a… | |
| [14:18] | Is that a Swords and Dragons role-playing goblin costume? | |
| [14:24] | It is. | |
| [14:26] | I have a secret to confess. | |
| [14:29] | I’m a fourth level dungeon master. | |
| [14:34] | I have a secret to confess, too. | |
| [14:36] | I’ve always wanted to date a fourth level dungeon master. | |
| [14:43] | What are you doing? | |
| [14:45] | Dancing with you. Aren’t you enjoying it? | |
| [14:47] | Well, maybe a little. | |
| [14:53] | What about now? | |
| [15:01] | I can dance like this all night if you want to. | |
| [15:04] | I want to, I want to! | |
| [15:10] | I have another secret to confess. | |
| [15:13] | But suddenly, I can’t remember what it is, and it’s really bothering me. | |
| [15:19] | It’s a code, | |
| [15:21] | and it starts with 2-V-8-J… | |
| [15:26] | 2-V-8-J… | |
| [15:31] | R… Wait, this doesn’t feel right. | |
| [15:35] | Why, ’cause I’m dressed like a goblin? | |
| [15:39] | No. Because you’re like my sister. | |
| [15:42] | No. You’re best friends with my sister. | |
| [15:45] | Wait. Where’s my sister? | |
| [15:49] | Why didn’t that work? | |
| [15:51] | She was really laying on the charm. | |
| [15:53] | Huh. I guess some people don’t know a good thing | |
| [15:56] | even when it’s staring them in the face. | |
| [16:00] | Please stop staring at me. | |
| [16:01] | I wasn’t. | |
| [16:02] | – You were. – No, I wasn’t. | |
| [16:04] | Okay, maybe a little. | |
| [16:07] | Ernie’s beginning to realize this world isn’t real. | |
| [16:10] | We’re running out of time. | |
| [16:12] | I’m going in there and getting that code myself. | |
| [16:13] | But if KC destroys you while you’re wired in, | |
| [16:15] | your consciousness could be lost forever. | |
| [16:17] | Yeah, and if I destroy her, she’ll be lost forever. | |
| [16:22] | Game on, KC. | |
| [16:26] | Ernie! | |
| [16:27] | Ernie. | |
| [16:42] | KC, I am so glad you could make it. | |
| [16:45] | Oh, wait, there are boys here. Of course you could make it. | |
| [16:47] | Oh, right, because I’m boy crazy. | |
| [16:49] | Yeah, you know me. I love, love, love boys. | |
| [16:51] | Anyway, where’s Ernie? | |
| [16:53] | KC, don’t be so rude. | |
| [16:55] | You haven’t even said hi to my new friend yet. | |
| [16:57] | Let me guess? A new boyfriend? | |
| [16:59] | Please. I’m too busy studying to worry about boys. | |
| [17:02] | Ha. Now I know we’re in a fantasy world. | |
| [17:04] | KC, say hello to Darcy. | |
| [17:07] | Nice to meet you, KC. | |
| [17:09] | – Welcome to the game. – Excuse me? | |
| [17:11] | Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie. | |
| [17:16] | Ernie, Ernie. | |
| [17:18] | Me, me, me. | |
| [17:21] | KC, how come you’re not chanting? | |
| [17:23] | Ernie, I need to talk to you now. | |
| [17:25] | Actually, I need to talk to him first. | |
| [17:27] | Please, Mr. Awesome? | |
| [17:31] | Oh, is that a kiddie pool full of frosting? | |
| [17:33] | Sorry, KC, but the only way you’re getting to your brother | |
| [17:37] | is over my dead body. | |
| [17:38] | Et tu, Marisa? Et tu? | |
| [17:42] | Nice Julius Caesar reference. | |
| [17:44] | Oh, so now you know Shakespeare. | |
| [17:47] | Huh. Well, you definitely aren’t the real Marisa. | |
| [17:50] | Let’s go. | |
| [18:16] | Look, Ernie, I couldn’t say this in front of KC, but your sister is sick. | |
| [18:21] | Tell me about it. | |
| [18:22] | She is jealous of the attention my parents pay to me, their favorite child. | |
| [18:26] | Sure, they say they love us equally, but really, they don’t. | |
| [18:31] | Number one. Numero uno. | |
| [18:48] | She really is sick. | |
| [18:50] | She was exposed to a toxin that makes her act irrationally. | |
| [18:54] | There is an antidote, but it’s locked in a cabinet, | |
| [18:57] | and we don’t have the access code. | |
| [19:05] | This was supposed to be a piece of cake. | |
| [19:09] | Nice. | |
| [19:12] | It starts with 2-V-8-J-R… | |
| [19:17] | and then we don’t have the rest. | |
| [19:19] | Well, this is a big mess. | |
| [19:23] | Fortunately, it’s also not real. | |
| [19:28] | – It’s 2-V-8-J-R… – Ernie, stop. | |
| [19:32] | Oh, come on. He didn’t even say another digit this time. | |
| [19:36] | It’s you, isn’t it? | |
| [19:39] | You’re the one that’s been making me do all these terrible things | |
| [19:41] | like wear dresses and heels and makeup | |
| [19:42] | and fight my best friend in a pool full of frosting. | |
| [19:45] | Although I gotta admit, that last part was actually delicious. | |
| [19:49] | But that is not the point. The game ends now. | |
| [19:53] | I don’t think so. | |
| [19:54] | I created this world, remember? | |
| [19:59] | Okay, Ernie, shoot her. | |
| [20:01] | – No, shoot her. – Don’t listen to her. | |
| [20:03] | I don’t know what to do! | |
| [20:05] | Ernie, listen to me. | |
| [20:07] | You’re in a virtual world. | |
| [20:08] | The real Ernie is not Mr. Awesome, okay? | |
| [20:12] | The real Ernie’s a total loser. | |
| [20:15] | And you want me to leave this virtual world and return to my real life why? | |
| [20:21] | Okay, so maybe I didn’t phrase it the best way, | |
| [20:24] | but look, I need to get you out of here. | |
| [20:25] | Don’t listen to her, Ernie. | |
| [20:27] | She’s the only thing that stands between you and eternal happiness. | |
| [20:30] | Just get rid of KC, and you’ll be the most important Cooper. | |
| [20:34] | One shot and all your dreams can come true forever. | |
| [20:36] | Are we talking turkey tetrazzini every night? | |
| [20:39] | Absolutely. | |
| [20:41] | Well, I guess I have no choice. | |
| [20:49] | Well, that takes care of that. | |
| [20:53] | Ernie, you did it. | |
| [20:55] | You took out Darcy. | |
| [20:56] | You broke the virtual disorientation. | |
| [21:00] | You’re you again. | |
| [21:01] | Yeah. Hello, Ernie, good-bye, turkey tetrazzini. | |
| [21:06] | At least I still have my new puppies. | |
| [21:07] | – Uh, well… – Oh, great. | |
| [21:11] | Ernie, we’re trying to find you in the real world. | |
| [21:13] | Where are they holding you prisoner? | |
| [21:15] | In a storage facility on Trendell Road. | |
| [21:17] | Okay, I’m on my way. | |
| [21:19] | Guys, we’ve gotta save Ernie. | |
| [21:21] | He’s at a storage facility on Trendell Road. | |
| [21:23] | Which unit? There’s hundreds of ’em at that location. | |
| [21:25] | Aw, man! | |
| [21:27] | Don’t just stand there. Put the wire back on my head. | |
| [21:35] | Darcy, Darcy. | |
| [21:36] | I’m okay, I’m okay. | |
| [21:38] | Get off me. | |
| [21:44] | It’s over. Let’s go. | |
| [21:53] | Hey, bro. | |
| [21:54] | KC? | |
| [21:55] | Am I still popular? | |
| [21:57] | Uh, well, um… | |
| [21:59] | To me you are. | |
| [22:03] | So that’s a no. | |
| [22:08] | You kept me from revealing the secret code, and you saved my life. | |
| [22:11] | Hey, you saved mine first. | |
| [22:13] | Yeah, well, I guess I’d rather be a loser | |
| [22:16] | in a world with KC than in paradise without her. | |
| [22:18] | Oh! | |
| [22:20] | You really are Mr. Awesome. | |
| [22:26] | Uh, KC? | |
| [22:27] | KC! | |
| [22:29] | My bad, bro. | |
| [22:36] | Aren’t you glad that we ran away, and now we can spend the rest of our lives | |
| [22:40] | together on this beach? | |
| [22:43] | I’m not complaining. | |
| [22:46] | Can you pass me my fresh papaya smoothie, please? | |
| [22:50] | Anything for you… babe. | |
| [22:56] | KC. We’re going to the movies now. | |
| [23:00] | KC! | |
| [23:01] | KC! | |
| [23:06] | Never mind. | |
| [23:14] | Rob, your name’s on TV. |