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[00:00] | Previously on KC Undercover… | |
[00:02] | – Hey, Byron. – Hey, KC. | |
[00:04] | I’m at this thing my dad dragged me to, | |
[00:06] | but I’ll be free in time for our movie. | |
[00:08] | I can’t go tonight because my grandma is not well. | |
[00:13] | I am so sorry. Go take care of your grandma. | |
[00:17] | I hope she feels better. | |
[00:18] | Thanks, Byron. | |
[00:21] | Wow, Dad, that was amazing! | |
[00:24] | I’m so glad that we came. | |
[00:28] | KC? What are you doing here? | |
[00:33] | KC, I thought you said you were with your sick grandma. | |
[00:37] | And since when were you part of a university drumline? | |
[00:39] | You’re not even in college yet! | |
[00:41] | Uhh… I… | |
[00:44] | I’m not leaving until I get an answer, KC. | |
[00:49] | I see. See what’s happening here. | |
[00:51] | Mm. | |
[00:53] | You thought I was KC. | |
[00:54] | I’m not. I’m her cousin Cassandra. | |
[00:57] | Her cousin? | |
[00:58] | Yeah! Yeah, yeah, no, we’re first cousins. | |
[01:00] | We look exactly alike. It’s weird, I know, | |
[01:02] | but, um, I’m actually a tiny bit cuter, so… | |
[01:06] | Are you messing with me? ‘Cause I’m feeling messed with. | |
[01:09] | – Mm… – Look, KC, if you’re not interested | |
[01:11] | in going out with me, I wish you would just say so. | |
[01:14] | Again, I’m Cassandra. | |
[01:16] | So this is more of a KC conversation. | |
[01:20] | But I know she’s with her grandma, | |
[01:22] | so she’s probably home by now. | |
[01:23] | All right, you want to play this out? | |
[01:26] | I’ll play this out, KC! | |
[01:29] | Or… possibly Cassandra. | |
[01:32] | But I’m almost positive… KC. | |
[01:41] | I hate my life! | |
[02:30] | I keep it undercover. | |
[02:32] | I keep it undercover. | |
[02:37] | Mom! I almost blew my cover. Byron’s on his way. | |
[02:40] | Okay, I have a cousin named Cassandra who looks exactly like me, | |
[02:43] | and I was visiting my sick grandma, so just go with it, okay? | |
[02:46] | – Sick grandma on my side or your dad’s? – Dad’s! | |
[02:49] | Good, ’cause I don’t need you putting the evil eye on my mama. | |
[03:00] | Byron, hi! Is KC expecting you? | |
[03:02] | Oh, why, because she’s not home? | |
[03:04] | She’s not home, is she? | |
[03:07] | Yeah, she’s upstairs. | |
[03:09] | She’s still a little upset about her grandma. | |
[03:10] | I mean, I don’t know if she mentioned this, | |
[03:12] | but she’s not doing very well. | |
[03:14] | Not my mama, ’cause she’s healthy as a horse. | |
[03:16] | Craig’s mom, the woman only eats at restaurants | |
[03:19] | that have a drive-through. | |
[03:21] | So, she’s really here? | |
[03:23] | – Mm-hmm. – Because I’d like to see her. | |
[03:25] | – KC! – Hey, Byron, what’s up? | |
[03:31] | Give me your arm. | |
[03:33] | I… usually wait for the third date for arm stuff, but okay. | |
[03:38] | Heart rate elevated, slightly perspiring. | |
[03:42] | Why exactly is that, KC? | |
[03:44] | Did you just run home for some reason? | |
[03:47] | Mm, no. I was upstairs doing squats, okay? | |
[03:51] | You don’t think this just happens, do ya? | |
[03:56] | KC, look me in the eye and tell me | |
[03:59] | that I didn’t just see you at American University | |
[04:01] | in a drumline outfit. | |
[04:03] | Oh… drumline. | |
[04:07] | He ran into Cassandra. | |
[04:10] | No, my cousin goes there. She’s on the drumline. | |
[04:12] | See, I don’t believe you! | |
[04:13] | Boy, I know you’re not coming in my house, | |
[04:15] | raising your voice and calling my baby a liar! | |
[04:18] | – What’s wrong with you! – Uh… | |
[04:19] | Mom, Mom, I think I got this one, thank you. | |
[04:25] | Whoo. Okay, KC, I’m just gonna say it. | |
[04:28] | Something’s up with you. | |
[04:30] | What are you hiding? Because I know you’re lying to my face. | |
[04:33] | I’m not lying to you. I told you, I have a cousin named Cassandra, | |
[04:36] | she goes to American University, and she’s on the drumline. | |
[04:39] | If you don’t believe me, we could all go to dinner tomorrow. | |
[04:41] | – Fine. | – Fine. |
[04:42] | – You better not cancel. – I won’t. | |
[04:44] | – Looking forward to it. – Me too. | |
[04:52] | He seems nice. | |
[04:58] | – Ugh! – Worst mission ever! | |
[05:02] | The food was terrible, it was too hot, | |
[05:04] | and on the plane ride back, I was all crammed! | |
[05:07] | – There was plenty of room! – For you! | |
[05:09] | You lifted up the armrest | |
[05:10] | and took one and a half seats! | |
[05:12] | Oh… You know, all you’ve done | |
[05:14] | on this entire mission is complain. | |
[05:16] | You didn’t like the food. You didn’t like the hotel room. | |
[05:19] | You didn’t like the way that guy threw | |
[05:21] | that car door at your head when you weren’t looking. | |
[05:23] | Okay, I give you that one. | |
[05:26] | I’m just saying, | |
[05:27] | if we’re gonna risk our lives doing dangerous missions, | |
[05:30] | we may as well be comfortable doing it. | |
[05:32] | But it’s not just on missions, it’s at home, too! | |
[05:34] | “Dad, my WiFi’s too slow.” | |
[05:36] | “Dad, we don’t have enough cable channels.” | |
[05:38] | “Dad, my turkey tetrazzini’s too spicy!” | |
[05:40] | You know I have sensitive taste buds! | |
[05:43] | Seriously, son, you need to toughen up! | |
[05:47] | Okay, I’ll just add that to your growing list of personal critiques. | |
[05:50] | “Ernie, toughen up!” | |
[05:52] | “Ernie, don’t play so many video games!” | |
[05:54] | “Ernie, don’t be scared of flatworms!” | |
[05:57] | You’re scared of flatworms? | |
[05:59] | If you cut them in half, they grow into two worms! | |
[06:02] | It freaks me out! | |
[06:03] | Oh, what… | |
[06:05] | Okay, know what? Enough is enough. | |
[06:07] | You have had it too good for too long. | |
[06:10] | You’re my son and I love you, | |
[06:12] | but I have to do what I think is right, | |
[06:14] | and what I think you need | |
[06:15] | is a little lesson in tough living. | |
[06:17] | So I’m kicking you out of the house. | |
[06:20] | Oh, come on, Dad! | |
[06:21] | Oh, no, no! I mean it. Give me your keys. | |
[06:23] | For the next 24 hours, you’ll be living in the backyard. | |
[06:27] | Fine, just let me get my phone. | |
[06:29] | And my laptop. And my tablet. | |
[06:32] | And my air mattress. | |
[06:33] | No problem! Would you like | |
[06:35] | a wake-up call and room service, too? | |
[06:36] | – Ooh, that would be nice! – Get outta here! | |
[06:42] | So, I only see two problems with this whole dinner date with Cassandra thing. | |
[06:46] | Um, the first being there’s no Cassandra, | |
[06:49] | and the second being… there’s no Cassandra. | |
[06:57] | But there will be, okay? | |
[07:00] | Marisa, I’m a spy. I’ve disguised myself | |
[07:02] | as, like, a thousand different people. | |
[07:03] | I’m pretty sure I can dress myself as myself. | |
[07:07] | All I’m gonna do is use what we call a quick-change outfit. | |
[07:11] | Mm-kay? We use them all the time when we go undercover. | |
[07:14] | Right now you see KC… | |
[07:16] | now you see Cassandra. | |
[07:21] | Wow! | |
[07:22] | Now you can wear two outfits I hate at the same time! | |
[07:28] | But you can’t be in two places at once. | |
[07:31] | I know, I know. | |
[07:32] | Marisa, I need to come up with something, | |
[07:34] | ’cause Byron knows that something’s up, | |
[07:36] | and I cannot blow my cover. | |
[07:37] | Well, it’s too bad you don’t have | |
[07:39] | a secret twin locked in your basement. | |
[07:42] | Marisa, I don’t say this often enough, | |
[07:45] | but you are a genius. | |
[07:47] | Oh, well, I hate to brag, | |
[07:49] | but I was just accepted into community college! | |
[07:55] | Well, I was waitlisted, but it’s looking good. | |
[08:02] | I don’t know, Agent Cooper. | |
[08:03] | Releasing a dangerous, high-profile criminal | |
[08:06] | is extremely irregular. | |
[08:08] | Yeah, well, you have my ID and the paperwork, | |
[08:10] | so what more do you need? | |
[08:12] | No one said anything to me, though. | |
[08:13] | I think I need to double check with Agent Johnson. | |
[08:15] | Okay, sure, I’ve got nowhere else to be. | |
[08:17] | Go ahead, check with Agent Johnson… during his lunch. | |
[08:22] | You know, bother him about something he’s already approved. | |
[08:26] | I guess I won’t see you at the Christmas karaoke party. | |
[08:29] | Fa-la-la-later. | |
[08:30] | Oh, hold on! | |
[08:32] | I love that karaoke party. | |
[08:35] | I’m supposed to sing “We Are Family” | |
[08:37] | with the boys from Accounting. | |
[08:39] | Besides, Johnson signed the paperwork. | |
[08:41] | Bring out the prisoner. | |
[08:48] | Hello, Bernice. | |
[08:50] | ‘Sup, ugly? | |
[08:57] | Well! Never thought I’d see your face again. | |
[09:00] | Don’t you see it | |
[09:02] | every time you look in the mirror? | |
[09:03] | I’m in maximum security, Cooper. | |
[09:05] | The only mirror I have is the stainless steel toilet in my room. | |
[09:12] | Which is perfect, because every time I see my reflection, | |
[09:14] | I need something to barf in, anyway! | |
[09:18] | Well, I see solitary confinement hasn’t dulled your wit. | |
[09:24] | So, what do you want from me, Beanpole? | |
[09:27] | I’m about to tell you, Snotnose. | |
[09:32] | Look, I need your help with something. | |
[09:35] | Ha! Help you. | |
[09:37] | I wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire. | |
[09:42] | Unless… | |
[09:44] | Okay. I’m sorry, but you are in no position to negotiate. | |
[09:48] | Fine, then take me back to my toilet mirror! | |
[09:51] | Um, on the other hand, | |
[09:53] | what’s a little favor | |
[09:56] | amongst two friends who hate each other’s guts? | |
[09:58] | What do you want? | |
[10:00] | I want a new face. | |
[10:04] | Any face. I don’t care if you give me | |
[10:07] | three noses and one eye, or a beak with feathers. | |
[10:10] | I just can’t stand looking at this ugly mug anymore. | |
[10:13] | Fine. You got it. | |
[10:15] | I also want smaller feet. | |
[10:17] | Okay, eh, eh. Get in line, sister. | |
[10:18] | Okay, if they had that procedure… | |
[10:20] | I would’ve done it already. | |
[10:27] | Oh, baby, this is good! | |
[10:30] | Thank you! I ordered it myself. | |
[10:39] | Are you sure about this lesson, Craig? | |
[10:41] | I mean, Ernie sounds so sad and hungry. | |
[10:44] | Nonsense. That’s just the sound of him getting tougher! | |
[10:48] | Yeah, but there’s no place for the poor kid to sit down | |
[10:51] | because you moved all the furniture in the garage! | |
[10:53] | That’s not true. I had the gardener move it. | |
[10:58] | Besides, he can use Nature’s chair… the dirt. | |
[11:02] | It just feels cruel. | |
[11:04] | Sweetie, I know what I’m doing, okay? | |
[11:06] | Any minute now, he’s gonna start gathering materials | |
[11:09] | and build himself a shelter, watch. | |
[11:11] | Well, what about food? I mean, the kid needs food. | |
[11:16] | He’s eating my plants, Craig! | |
[11:19] | The boy’s eating my plants! | |
[11:23] | Can’t we toss him an apple or something? | |
[11:25] | See, that’s the problem! You coddle him! | |
[11:28] | Well, I’m sorry, but he’s my child, | |
[11:30] | and I don’t want to watch him suffer! | |
[11:33] | Know what? You’re right. | |
[11:35] | Thank you! | |
[11:39] | I don’t want to watch him suffer, either! | |
[11:42] | Problem solved! | |
[11:45] | Craig Cooper, open that door | |
[11:47] | and let our son back in this house now! | |
[11:48] | – No! – I said let him back in! | |
[11:51] | And I said no. | |
[11:52] | I’m warning you, Craig. | |
[11:54] | Oh, really? What are you gonna do? | |
[11:58] | Can we at least talk about…? | |
[12:03] | That’s right. That’s right. | |
[12:06] | I’m here to make sure you take no shortcuts on the path to toughness. | |
[12:10] | – Mom kicked you out. – Yeah. | |
[12:16] | Get your own dinner! | |
[12:23] | Yow, what was that? | |
[12:25] | A tracking device. | |
[12:26] | If you thought that you were gonna escape on my watch, | |
[12:29] | heh, think again! | |
[12:31] | Hmm, well, you may be able to track me, but you can’t catch me. | |
[12:36] | Aaah! | |
[12:41] | What the heck was that? | |
[12:43] | Hmm. Anytime you want to try something, | |
[12:46] | I just press this little button | |
[12:48] | and 300 volts of electricity | |
[12:49] | will go through your body, yeah. | |
[12:52] | Excuse me, did I forget to mention that? | |
[12:55] | Well, on second thought, | |
[12:57] | I have no place to be except for prison, | |
[13:00] | so go ahead… you were saying? | |
[13:03] | Look, here’s the deal, okay? | |
[13:06] | We’re going to dinner tonight, | |
[13:07] | and I need you to pretend to be my cousin Cassandra. | |
[13:10] | She goes to American University, she’s a drummer, | |
[13:12] | and she’s sweet, kind, and respectful. | |
[13:15] | Hmm! So she’s a real snooze-fest like you. | |
[13:18] | Listen, Cassandra doesn’t get all mouthy, | |
[13:21] | okay, or she gets the… | |
[13:22] | Aah… okay! | |
[13:25] | I see your point! | |
[13:28] | Now, listen, we only have a few hours | |
[13:31] | before I need to get you back to prison | |
[13:33] | before the guard changes, so listen carefully. | |
[13:36] | – When you’re pretending to be Cassandra… – Uh… excuse me. | |
[13:41] | Cassandra? Shouldn’t I be you? | |
[13:44] | Me? No, Byron already knows me. | |
[13:47] | He’s not gonna think that you’re me. | |
[13:49] | Oh, really? So this boy | |
[13:51] | knows you better than your entire family. | |
[13:53] | Hm, well, I remember fooling them for two weeks. | |
[13:56] | In fact, I think the phrase | |
[13:59] | “You’re more likeable than ever” | |
[14:01] | was uttered on more than one occasion. | |
[14:04] | Yeah. Yeah. I’m in charge. | |
[14:07] | I’m in charge, okay, so you’re Cassandra. | |
[14:10] | KC. | |
[14:11] | Cassandra. | |
[14:12] | – KC. KC! – Cassandra. Cassandra! | |
[14:14] | – KC! – Cassandra! | |
[14:15] | Aaah! | |
[14:19] | You know what? I just decided on my own | |
[14:21] | that I’d like to be Cassandra. | |
[14:28] | Listen, you better be on your best behavior, | |
[14:30] | or I swear, no new face, and I will… | |
[14:33] | Yeah, yeah, yeah, zap, zap, zap. | |
[14:35] | Whatever. Let’s just get this over with, Cassandra. | |
[14:38] | Okay, for the last time, | |
[14:40] | you’re Cassandra, I’m KC. | |
[14:43] | Fine. We’ll do it your way. | |
[14:45] | Thank you! Ohh! | |
[14:52] | Hi, Byron! | |
[14:54] | Remember my cousin Cassandra who you thought didn’t exist? | |
[14:57] | Well, Cousin Cassandra, who does exist, | |
[15:00] | meet Byron. | |
[15:02] | Byron, nice to meet you again. | |
[15:06] | I don’t know what to say. | |
[15:10] | Well, you can start by saying hi. | |
[15:14] | Sorry. Hi. | |
[15:16] | KC, I feel like a jerk. | |
[15:19] | I-I thought you made this whole thing up, | |
[15:21] | and yet, here she is! | |
[15:24] | Here I am! | |
[15:26] | I’m sorry I called you a liar. | |
[15:28] | Oh, that’s fine. | |
[15:31] | I’m not really that great of a person, anyway. | |
[15:35] | In fact, the more you get to know me, | |
[15:37] | the less you’ll like me! | |
[15:40] | Oh…! | |
[15:41] | I mean, uh… | |
[15:44] | Apology accepted. | |
[15:51] | I just can’t get over it! | |
[15:54] | It’s like you’re the same person! | |
[15:58] | Heh. Not quite. | |
[16:00] | We are two very, very, very different people. | |
[16:07] | I think he got your point | |
[16:08] | after the third or fourth “very.” | |
[16:12] | Really, it’s quite easy to tell us apart. | |
[16:15] | I’m the one that thinks life is all about | |
[16:17] | getting good grades and playing by the rules. | |
[16:19] | Mm! | |
[16:20] | Well, I’m the one who thinks I can just do whatever I want | |
[16:23] | and there’s no consequences for my actions! | |
[16:26] | I’m boring. | |
[16:27] | I’m obnoxious. | |
[16:31] | I’m friendless, | |
[16:32] | and often have bad gas | |
[16:33] | and blame it on other people. | |
[16:35] | Mm… | |
[16:41] | Well, I only have so much patience with people before I zap them… | |
[16:45] | – Wait… – …with a zinger. | |
[16:50] | Yup. Yup. Just kidding! | |
[16:53] | We love each other. | |
[16:55] | Aw. | |
[16:56] | Cousin hug? | |
[16:58] | Yeah! | |
[17:00] | Love you, cuz! | |
[17:06] | Aw, that’s so nice! | |
[17:08] | I’m actually really close with my family, too, | |
[17:10] | which is something I guess we have in common. | |
[17:13] | I need to go to the bathroom. | |
[17:15] | Oh. Well, then, I’ll just go with you. | |
[17:17] | Uh, that won’t be necessary. | |
[17:20] | Can do it on my own. Been doing it for a while now. | |
[17:24] | But we always go together, remember? | |
[17:26] | Not this time. | |
[17:27] | I need to do this on my own, | |
[17:29] | if you know what I mean. | |
[17:34] | Uh, yeah, I do know what you mean, | |
[17:37] | which is why I’m going with you. | |
[17:39] | Uh, Cassandra, chill. | |
[17:41] | Let her go to the bathroom by herself. | |
[17:43] | I mean, it’s not like she’s an escaped convict or something! | |
[17:45] | No, haha! | |
[17:47] | Fine, yeah, go ahead. Just, uh, make smart choices. | |
[17:53] | I don’t think she has much of a choice. | |
[17:56] | You know, usually once you get inside there, | |
[17:58] | whatever happens, happens, you know? | |
[18:02] | Yeah, so how’d you two meet? | |
[18:04] | Uh, actually, we’re both honor students, | |
[18:07] | and we, uh… – | |
[18:10] | Uh, maybe you actually should go check on KC. | |
[18:13] | Mm, no, I think she’s fine. | |
[18:19] | Mm-hmm, on second thought, it never hurts to check. | |
[18:27] | You’re not going anywhere! | |
[18:42] | Whoa! | |
[19:24] | Cassandra, are you okay? | |
[19:26] | Yeah, yeah, no, I’m good. | |
[19:28] | I’m good, just uh… | |
[19:31] | turned the faucet up a little high, and, uh… | |
[19:33] | sprayed me a little. | |
[19:34] | A little? | |
[19:36] | It looks like you didn’t make it to the stall. | |
[19:40] | Where’s KC? | |
[19:41] | Uh, she had to leave unexpectedly, or… | |
[19:45] | not so unexpectedly. | |
[19:47] | I can’t believe she blew me off again. | |
[19:49] | No, she didn’t blow you off. She told me to tell you that… | |
[19:52] | You know what? I don’t care. | |
[19:54] | Just tell her I said I know she’s hiding something. | |
[19:56] | What? No, I just told you. She’s… | |
[19:58] | You know what? Really, I don’t even care what it is. | |
[20:00] | I’m over her, and you can tell her that I said so. | |
[20:02] | Uh! Okay! | |
[20:04] | Fine! My cousin don’t want you, anyway! | |
[20:08] | Oh, man, this was definitely not worth | |
[20:11] | breaking a maniac out of prison. | |
[20:17] | Oh, sitting on this ground is starting to make my back hurt. | |
[20:20] | Are you sure it’s not just the pain of toughening up? | |
[20:25] | This is all your fault. | |
[20:27] | If you weren’t so spoiled, I wouldn’t have had to teach you a lesson. | |
[20:30] | Yeah, because it’s always the child’s fault that he’s spoiled. | |
[20:33] | The parent has nothing to do with it. | |
[20:36] | And exactly what lesson have I learned? | |
[20:39] | That plants and gravel do not a meal make? | |
[20:44] | One more word out of you, and… | |
[20:46] | What, you’re gonna kick me out of the house? | |
[20:48] | Because it’s generally the people inside the house | |
[20:51] | who can kick people out of it. | |
[20:53] | You know what? | |
[20:55] | I’ve had enough of this. | |
[20:59] | I will not… | |
[21:00] | be locked out… | |
[21:02] | of my own house! | |
[21:06] | Uhh! | |
[21:09] | Yes! | |
[21:13] | You know the spare key is actually under that rock, right? | |
[21:21] | Oh. Sorry. | |
[21:24] | Oh, don’t be. | |
[21:25] | Come here, son. | |
[21:28] | This is exactly what I wanted to happen. | |
[21:30] | See, you’re always so laid back. | |
[21:32] | I wanted you to be a man of action. | |
[21:33] | I send you out in the world | |
[21:35] | and I put you in some dangerous situations, | |
[21:37] | and I need to know you can handle yourself. | |
[21:39] | And clearly you can. | |
[21:43] | I’m proud of you, boy! | |
[21:44] | Thanks, Dad! | |
[21:46] | So, uh, what are we telling Mom about the door? | |
[21:48] | Beats me. That’s all you! | |
[21:50] | Man of action. | |
[21:53] | Mom! | |
[21:58] | Well, Bernice is gone. | |
[22:00] | I just ran a facial recognition scan | |
[22:02] | of all the security footage in the area, | |
[22:04] | and the only face I found was my own! | |
[22:07] | Apparently, I went to the Olive Pit with her and left without her, | |
[22:11] | which I already knew, so… | |
[22:13] | Well, you know what, KC, maybe you should’ve | |
[22:16] | put some sort of tracker on her. | |
[22:17] | Oh, really, Marisa! Wow, why didn’t I think of that? | |
[22:21] | I have been the best friend of a spy for some time now, | |
[22:24] | so I’ve learned a few tricks of the trade. | |
[22:28] | Marisa, it’s not helping, okay? Seriously, look. | |
[22:32] | Bernice is dangerous, okay, and it’s all my fault | |
[22:35] | because I’m the one who let her out, | |
[22:37] | and I don’t know what to do! | |
[22:39] | You should’ve never broken her out of prison. | |
[22:41] | What you should’ve done is put me in one of those KC disguises | |
[22:44] | like I wore when I had to cover for you at the Organization. | |
[22:48] | Marisa, I do not say this often enough, | |
[22:51] | but you are a genius! | |
[22:52] | Yay! | |
[22:54] | No! I don’t wanna go to jail! | |
[22:59] | Good job, Marisa, you’re coming off really believable! | |
[23:03] | No! No, no, no! I’m not kidding! | |
[23:05] | I-I-I changed my mind! I don’t wanna be you! | |
[23:08] | I don’t wanna go to jail! | |
[23:10] | Marisa… Uh, mm! | |
[23:12] | Excuse me, Officer, | |
[23:13] | could you help me with this prisoner? | |
[23:16] | Don’t make me tase you, Bernice! | |
[23:22] | No! I thought you were my friend! | |
[23:28] | Rob, your name’s on TV! |