少女卧底(K.C. Undercover)第3季第24集台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

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[00:04]	Previously on KC Undercover…
[00:05]	We are taking the Bishops down.
[00:07]	At least let me get Amy out of the house
[00:08]	before you bust Mitch and Danielle.
[00:10]	– Hey!	– Hey!
[00:11]	Surprise!
[00:13]	We thought that we’d go on a little road trip to…
[00:16]	New York City!
[00:18]	Where are you keeping the distribution list
[00:19]	and who is The Mask?
[00:20]	Amy’s not our daughter.
[00:22]	Amy is The Mask.
[00:25]	Amy’s dangerous. Get her and get that list.
[00:28]	Hah!
[00:30]	Hah!
[00:32]	There’s gotta be some type of sign
[00:33]	of where she went.
[00:36]	It wasn’t a sign, but it was definitely a signal.
[00:53]	Where is she?
[00:55]	Ah! Boo!
[01:00]	It’s over, Amy!
[01:02]	Yeah, that’s right. Your parents sold you out.
[01:03]	We know everything.
[01:11]	Huh! Huh! Hah!
[01:18]	Hah!
[01:27]	Ernie!
[01:34]	It’s over, Amy! We know you’re The Mask!
[01:36]	Sorry to disappoint you,
[01:38]	but Mitch and Danielle were just covering their sorry butts
[01:40]	and pinning it on me.
[01:41]	I’m not The Mask.
[01:42]	Yeah, right!
[01:44]	I don’t care whether you believe me.
[01:45]	I’m not The Mask.
[01:46]	The Mask is someone way closer to you
[01:47]	than you could have ever imagined.
[01:50]	Hold on, KC!
[01:52]	Hold on, Amy! And more importantly, hold on, Ernie!
[01:56]	Look, you’re not gonna make it,
[01:57]	so just tell us who The Mask is!
[01:59]	You’re right. What do I care at this point?
[02:03]	The Mask is… Aaah!
[02:04]	No!
[02:10]	Wow! She’s a really good swimmer!
[02:13]	If she wasn’t an international arms dealer,
[02:15]	she could be in the Olympics.
[02:17]	Big picture here, Ernie!
[02:19]	Okay? Amy got away, and so did our chance
[02:21]	at getting that distribution list.
[02:27]	I take that back.
[02:29]	Maybe we did find the list after all.
[03:19]	I keep it undercover.
[03:21]	I keep it undercover.
[03:26]	We got it! We got the distribution list.
[03:29]	The heads of every criminal organization are right here!
[03:32]	Perfect. Now all we have to do is take them down
[03:35]	and figure out who The Mask is.
[03:37]	Should I hit rewind?
[03:38]	Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
[03:39]	It’s Amy!
[03:41]	Well, shall I hit rewind?
[03:42]	Doo-loo-loo-loo-loop.
[03:44]	She said it was someone who was close to us.
[03:46]	Well, until she fell off that lighthouse,
[03:48]	she was pretty close to us.
[03:50]	Come on, she was protecting her cover.
[03:53]	She was dangling over the Atlantic, okay?
[03:55]	Why lie when you’re about to become fish food?
[03:57]	My gut is telling me that she was telling the truth.
[04:00]	What about what my gut says?
[04:01]	We share a bathroom.
[04:03]	I’m sick and tired of hearing what your gut has to say.
[04:06]	As usual, it’s all about you.
[04:09]	You think KC is the sun,
[04:11]	and the rest of us are just planets revolving around you.
[04:13]	Well, I’ve got news for you.
[04:15]	I am not Mars. I am not Saturn.
[04:17]	I am not Uranus.
[04:20]	I am a competent spy,
[04:22]	not the scared little kid I was three years ago.
[04:24]	So dig the wax out of your big, elephant ears
[04:27]	and listen to me for once!
[04:31]	Okay, but what if she is telling the truth, okay?
[04:33]	We cannot breathe a word about this flash drive to anybody.
[04:36]	And by the way? It’s my feet, okay?
[04:39]	I have large feet!
[04:41]	My ears are in perfect proportion to my face!
[04:44]	Especially to your big mouth.
[04:48]	– Hey.	– Hey.
[04:51]	Good news! I got into F.I.T.
[04:52]	I’m going to college!
[04:56]	Wow. This is amazing! Do you know how many times
[04:58]	I have dreamed about this exact moment?
[05:00]	Zero. Zero times.
[05:03]	I literally never thought that this would happen.
[05:06]	Eee hee hee!
[05:08]	Aww, you’re even more excited than Brady was.
[05:10]	Excuse me?
[05:13]	You told Brady before me?
[05:15]	Well, yeah. What’s the big deal?
[05:17]	Nothing. Why would it be a big deal?
[05:20]	I mean, It’s not like I’ve just been helping you
[05:23]	do your homework for the past 12 years.
[05:25]	I mean, it’s no big deal!
[05:27]	Right? Why should I be the first to know?
[05:30]	Wow. You’re sounding like my mother.
[05:32]	Which reminds me, I have to tell her I got into college.
[05:36]	Nah, she’ll never believe me anyway.
[05:39]	Hey, why are you so upset about this?
[05:42]	I’m just a little freaked out, you know?
[05:44]	I haven’t decided if I’m going to stay with The Organization
[05:46]	or accept my scholarship to Stanford.
[05:48]	It’s okay, relax. Everything has a way of working itself out.
[05:51]	Look at me. Not only did I into F.I.T.,
[05:53]	but Brady and I got back together.
[05:54]	So you really never know…
[05:55]	I’m sorry, rewind.
[05:57]	Do-loo-loo-loo!
[05:59]	Um, you and Brady what, now?
[06:02]	Oh, yeah, yeah, we’re boyfriend and girlfriend now,
[06:04]	but for real this time.
[06:06]	Okay, let me just get this straight.
[06:09]	You are back with the guy
[06:10]	who used you and tried to take over the world?
[06:14]	I know! Star-crossed lovers, right?
[06:17]	But… but it’s okay.
[06:19]	We can trust him now ’cause he’s back with The Organization.
[06:21]	Oh, speaking of which, what ever happened with Amy?
[06:23]	Okay, Marisa, I’m sorry,
[06:26]	but, um, as long as you’re with Brady,
[06:28]	I can’t really talk to you about this stuff.
[06:30]	You may trust him, but I do not.
[06:40]	I can’t believe it!
[06:42]	You went all the way to the Jersey Shore
[06:43]	and didn’t bring back saltwater taffy?
[06:47]	Well, I guess we should just settle
[06:49]	for the names and contact information
[06:51]	for every enemy agent in the country!
[06:55]	I’m just saying, they were already there.
[06:57]	They could’ve done both.
[07:00]	Well, I for one, am very proud of you!
[07:04]	Wait for it.
[07:05]	Wait for what?
[07:07]	You know, the snarky little comment
[07:08]	that comes right after a very rare compliment.
[07:10]	Go ahead, Judy. Let me have it.
[07:12]	Well, excuse me for trying to express my emotions
[07:15]	like an actual human would!
[07:16]	You people are such… people!
[07:22]	What crawled up her USB port and died?
[07:25]	We have more important things to worry about.
[07:28]	Yeah, like who we can actually trust with this information.
[07:30]	If Amy was telling the truth,
[07:31]	and The Mask is someone close to us,
[07:34]	no one is above suspicion.
[07:37]	Well, as far as I’m concerned, there’s only one person
[07:39]	at The Organization that we know we can trust.
[07:47]	Psst!
[07:50]	Psst!
[07:51]	Psst! Agent Johnson.
[07:54]	It’s me, KC.
[07:55]	Why are you disguised as a statue?
[07:59]	Because I need to talk to you,
[08:01]	and I can’t run the risk of anyone finding out.
[08:02]	You never heard of a phone?
[08:05]	I’m Paul Revere. You think I had a phone in 1775?
[08:10]	Why do we bother putting out dog poop bags
[08:12]	if they don’t put the dog poop in the bag?
[08:17]	We have top secret intel.
[08:19]	I’m listening, Ernie.
[08:22]	I spent hours on this makeup.
[08:23]	How do you know it was me?
[08:24]	Oh, the disguise is great.
[08:26]	It’s the name tag that says “Ernie Cooper,” dead giveaway.
[08:31]	Listen carefully, ’cause we’re only gonna say this one time.
[08:33]	Because the intel is so sensitive?
[08:35]	That, and I want to get out of here
[08:37]	before a pigeon decides to poop on me.
[08:46]	You guys did the right thing keeping this on the down low.
[08:49]	I don’t even want to mention this to Agent Beverly.
[08:51]	Agent Beverly? How could she could be The Mask?
[08:53]	She just got promoted to head of The Organization.
[08:55]	And who knows what favors she promised to get there?
[08:58]	Until I know more, nobody’s gonna find out about this.
[09:02]	But how do we bring in all those enemy agents on our own?
[09:05]	You and your family will have to figure that out.
[09:09]	If you pull this off,
[09:10]	we could end this spy war once and for all.
[09:17]	Ernie, did you hear that?
[09:19]	If we pull this off, we could end the spy war.
[09:21]	And if we end the spy war, then I wouldn’t need to be a spy,
[09:26]	and I could just go off to Stanford.
[09:31]	This could be my last mission ever.
[09:38]	Okay, if we take them down one at a time,
[09:41]	word’ll spread, and those enemy agents
[09:43]	will scatter like the cockroaches they are.
[09:45]	Okay, maybe we can get them all in a room together.
[09:47]	Hmm.
[09:48]	Dad, do you remember what happened
[09:50]	when you had all those unpaid parking tickets?
[09:51]	Oh, annoying meter maids!
[09:53]	If a man has a mission in a loading zone,
[09:54]	a man has a mission in a loading zone!
[09:57]	I talking about how they tricked you
[09:59]	into paying the parking tickets.
[10:01]	Oh. They sent me an e-mail
[10:03]	saying I’d won free tickets to a Nationals game,
[10:06]	and then when I got to the stadium,
[10:08]	they locked me up with 30 other people until we paid our fines.
[10:11]	I didn’t even get my free foam finger.
[10:14]	I think KC’s on to something.
[10:17]	The only problem is,
[10:18]	how do we get all those crime bosses
[10:20]	to get parking tickets?
[10:21]	Unless…
[10:25]	we go to their houses,
[10:28]	wait for them to park their cars,
[10:30]	then when they’re asleep, we paint their curbs red,
[10:32]	and call in an anonymous tip to the parking enforcement authorities.
[10:35]	Then we wait six months for them to not pay their tickets,
[10:38]	and then we send them invitations to the game!
[10:41]	Nailed it!
[10:45]	Okay, Ernie, maybe for the rest of this planning session,
[10:49]	you could just, um, write your ideas down.
[10:52]	And then fold them up and put them in the trash.
[10:56]	Okay, basketball playoffs are coming up.
[10:59]	So why don’t we just invite them all to a VIP celebration?
[11:02]	We can give them free tickets, first class air, and limo service.
[11:04]	What if they don’t like basketball?
[11:06]	Everybody likes basketball.
[11:08]	Every human likes basketball.
[11:10]	Here we go again.
[11:12]	“Judy’s not a human, so she doesn’t understand.”
[11:14]	Well, guess what?
[11:16]	I understand you all better than you think.
[11:18]	And what I don’t understand is why you don’t understand that.
[11:21]	I don’t understand what your problem is,
[11:23]	but you better get with the program.
[11:25]	And, remember, not a word about this
[11:28]	to anybody at The Organization.
[11:34]	You’re not getting Arbor Day off, Carl.
[11:37]	You want to plant a tree, you plant it on your own time.
[11:40]	It’s not Carl, it’s me.
[11:43]	Oh. You’re not getting Arbor Day off, either.
[11:46]	What do you want?
[11:47]	Are you in trouble at school again?!
[11:49]	You know, I am this close to scrapping you for parts!
[11:53]	Of course I’m in trouble at school again.
[11:57]	But that’s not why I’m here.
[11:59]	We need to talk about the Coopers.
[12:06]	I, uh, cut the sandwiches into little hearts.
[12:09]	Or if that’s too corny, you just turn them upside-down,
[12:12]	and they’re little butts.
[12:15]	Well, I do love butt-wiches.
[12:17]	But you know what? I was just…
[12:19]	I was thinking about this… this video I saw.
[12:21]	It’s called “The Trust Test,”
[12:23]	and I thought maybe we could try it.
[12:25]	Sure. How does it work?
[12:27]	Well, I close my eyes and I fall back into your arms,
[12:29]	and I just trust that you’ll catch me.
[12:31]	Okay. Sure.
[12:37]	Ooh!
[12:40]	Okay, great. Now I catch you.
[12:43]	Okay.
[12:44]	Whoa oh!
[12:47]	Are you, or are you not a good guy?!
[12:52]	Of course I’m a good guy! God.
[12:54]	Ow. A good guy who’s really regretting putting his keys in his back pocket.
[12:59]	Look, Brady, I…
[13:02]	I honestly just don’t think I can trust you.
[13:04]	You’re a spy, which means you are an expert liar.
[13:06]	And as long as you’re a spy, I…
[13:09]	I don’t think I can be with you.
[13:11]	– But, Marisa… – I’m sorry, Brady.
[13:13]	This… this just isn’t gonna work out.
[13:18]	Ow.
[13:20]	Ahh!
[13:35]	Shrimp?
[13:37]	And no jokes, please.
[13:41]	Welcome to the reception, Mr. Chase.
[13:44]	Enjoy yourself.
[13:45]	Cheers, Love.
[13:50]	Okay, the head of The Alternate has arrived.
[13:52]	That means they’re all here.
[13:56]	I can’t believe I’m about to say this,
[13:58]	KC’s Final Mission is a go.
[14:02]	KC’s Final Mission? KC’s Final Mission?!
[14:05]	Once again, I guess it’s all about you.
[14:08]	Good. Now you’re startin’ to get it.
[14:13]	Hello, everyone. Hi!
[14:16]	Congratulations,
[14:17]	and it gives me great pleasure to welcome you to
[14:20]	the last party you’ll ever attend.
[14:22]	– Huh?	– Huh?
[14:23]	What’s goin’ on?
[14:27]	Surprise, suckers!
[14:29]	It’s the Coopers! We’ve been set up!
[14:50]	Cheers, Love.
[15:01]	Go ahead, Judy. Suck it up!
[15:10]	By the time these guys wake up,
[15:12]	they’ll already be in prison.
[15:13]	Yes!
[15:15]	So… wait. That’s it?
[15:18]	After all the missions we’ve been on,
[15:21]	all the danger we have faced to make this world
[15:23]	a better place, and this is how it ends?
[15:26]	Some balloons drop, and now the spy war is over?
[15:29]	Is that not a fancy enough ending for
[15:31]	“KC’s Final Mission”?
[15:36]	I’m just saying, it seems a little easy.
[15:40]	Honey, it was easy because it was a good plan, and it worked.
[15:43]	I mean, what’s wrong with that?
[15:45]	Nothing, I guess.
[15:47]	Uh-oh.
[15:48]	Uh-oh, what? What’s wrong?
[15:50]	It’s just that one of the side effects
[15:51]	of sucking up all that gas is…
[15:56]	Gas.
[16:02]	All right, quiet down, everybody.
[16:04]	Agent Beverly would like to say a few words.
[16:06]	And apparently, her new promotion makes
[16:08]	her incapable of giving a speech without an introduction.
[16:14]	Thank you, Agent Johnson.
[16:17]	Well, we’ve done it, people.
[16:18]	Thanks to the Coopers, especially KC,
[16:22]	the spy war is over.
[16:29]	Which means there will be cutbacks.
[16:31]	Unfortunately, half of you will be fired.
[16:34]	And please don’t ask for recommendations,
[16:37]	because, technically, you don’t know me,
[16:39]	and I definitely don’t know you.
[16:41]	Enjoy the celebration!
[16:46]	Hey, congratulations, KC. It’s really great work.
[16:50]	Thanks, Brady.
[16:53]	I was wrong about him.
[16:55]	He’s a good guy.
[16:56]	We’ll see about that.
[17:01]	Any update on what we talked about?
[17:04]	Shh. Not in front of the Coopers.
[17:08]	Hey, what do you guys think they’re talking about over there?
[17:10]	What do you care?
[17:12]	Well, I’m just sayin’, you know,
[17:14]	The Mask is still out there. It could be Beverly.
[17:15]	– Seriously?! – Yeah, seriously.
[17:18]	Agent Johnson was questioning her promotion.
[17:20]	Well, why stop there? Maybe it’s Judy.
[17:22]	– It could be Judy. – Ohh!
[17:23]	Or it could be Brady.
[17:25]	I still don’t trust him as far as I can throw him.
[17:28]	And I’ve thrown him several times.
[17:31]	KC, listen to me.
[17:32]	Honey, you gotta stop obsessing about this.
[17:35]	Yeah, you’re just using this as an excuse
[17:36]	to avoid deciding about college.
[17:38]	But The Mask…
[17:40]	He’s been cut off at the knees.
[17:41]	We have his all weapons, we arrested his customers.
[17:43]	Because of you and your plan, he’s powerless.
[17:47]	You know what? You guys are right.
[17:50]	You guys are right.
[17:51]	There’s nothing left for me to be worrying about, right?
[17:54]	So I’ve made my decision.
[17:58]	I’m going to college.
[17:59]	All right, baby. Yes.
[18:03]	Greetings, Organization.
[18:05]	It’s time to introduce myself.
[18:07]	I am The Mask.
[18:12]	I want to thank you for eliminating my competition.
[18:14]	Effective immediately, I’m taking over their operations.
[18:18]	If you think The Other Side and The Alternate were bad,
[18:22]	you haven’t seen anything yet!
[18:27]	Wait a minute. The Mask tricked me.
[18:28]	He wanted me to find that flash drive.
[18:30]	He wanted me to take them down,
[18:32]	and now he’s more powerful than ever,
[18:35]	and it’s all my fault.
[18:38]	That’s great. Now how am I supposed to go to college now?
[18:47]	Ohh!
[18:49]	– What’s wrong? – Everything.
[18:51]	Everything is wrong, okay?
[18:53]	First The Mask was caught, now The Mask is back.
[18:56]	First The Mask had no power,
[18:58]	now The Mask has all the power in the world.
[18:59]	And it’s all my fault. Ha.
[19:01]	And on top of that, I’m supposed to give a valedictorian speech
[19:04]	that inspires the entire class at graduation.
[19:07]	And how am I supposed to do that when I don’t even know what my future is?
[19:09]	Aw. Well, do you want to borrow the speech I gave in public speaking class?
[19:13]	It was really inspiring.
[19:15]	I should hope so. You borrowed Martin Luther King Jr.’s
[19:18]	“I Have A Dream” speech.
[19:23]	Well, at least one of your dreams came true.
[19:25]	I… I broke up with Brady.
[19:28]	Oh! Finally, some good news!
[19:31]	I mean… I’m so sorry for you.
[19:36]	Look, honestly, you were right.
[19:37]	Why should I waste my time worrying about some guy I can’t trust?
[19:40]	I have so much going on for me right now.
[19:42]	I’m going to F.I.T. to study fashion.
[19:44]	And then when I graduate, I’m am starting my own clothing line!
[19:46]	It’s gonna be called “Rissa by Marisa.”
[19:51]	Anyway, I said to myself,
[19:53]	“Marisa, if you are going to be a huge success,
[19:57]	you have to keep your eye on the prize,”
[19:59]	which is why I’m focusing on me,
[20:00]	and not some untrustworthy guy.
[20:03]	What? Did I say something wrong?
[20:06]	No. No, you said everything right.
[20:09]	And don’t take this the wrong way, but it’s just like,
[20:11]	how is your life so together,
[20:13]	and mine is literally falling apart?
[20:15]	It’s like we switched places or something, you know?
[20:18]	You’re me and I’m you.
[20:20]	Well, let me try to give you some advice
[20:22]	you’ve given me over the years.
[20:23]	“Don’t worry, you’ll pass the class.”
[20:28]	“If you forget your keys and ring the bell,
[20:30]	your parents will know you stayed out till 2:00 in the morning.”
[20:35]	I’m sorry. I’m new at being you. I don’t…
[20:42]	Yes. Yes, I understand, Agent Beverly.
[20:45]	Let me know when it’s time to make the move.
[20:49]	Aha!
[20:50]	Aha!
[20:54]	Aha, what?
[20:56]	I caught you red-handed!
[20:58]	Mm-hmm. You were on the phone talkin’ to Agent Beverly, conspiring!
[21:03]	She’s The Mask, and you have been helping her!
[21:08]	I hope you’re not too fond of that finger.
[21:10]	If you are, after I rip it off your hand,
[21:13]	I’ll give it back to you as a birthday gift.
[21:16]	Hey, what’s going on with you two?
[21:18]	Go ahead, Judy.
[21:19]	Tell them what you were discussing with Agent Beverly.
[21:21]	– I’d rather not. – Tell them.
[21:23]	It was nothing.
[21:24]	I said, tell them!
[21:27]	Fine! I was talking to Agent Beverly
[21:30]	about the transfer I put in for.
[21:31]	What are you talking about, Judy? What transfer?
[21:34]	I’m leaving the family.
[21:35]	That’s what you were talking to her about?
[21:38]	Why would you want to leave us?
[21:39]	I just think it’s time to go.
[21:41]	You know, assignments are like college.
[21:43]	Three years and you’re done.
[21:44]	College takes four years.
[21:46]	Not if you’re as smart as I am.
[21:49]	Okay, come on, Judy, can’t we talk about this?
[21:52]	Sure, you guys can talk about it all you want.
[21:54]	I made my decision.
[22:03]	Boop. Hey.
[22:04]	Brady, what are you doing here?
[22:05]	I told you I can’t be with you.
[22:07]	Uh, no, you said you couldn’t be with me if I was a spy.
[22:10]	So I’m quitting.
[22:12]	Are you serious?
[22:13]	Why not? What has being a spy ever gotten me?
[22:17]	Besides, no one at The Organization even trusts me.
[22:20]	And neither do you. So, I’m done.
[22:23]	You know, Marisa, I really don’t know what I’m gonna do with my life,
[22:27]	but I do know that I want you to be a part of it.
[22:31]	You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
[22:34]	I’ve never been the best thing that’s ever happened to anyone.
[22:37]	Including my mother.
[22:41]	Which reminds me, I really have to tell her I got into college.
[22:45]	I’m on my way to The Organization right now to turn in my resignation.
[22:48]	Call you later?
[22:53]	I have a boyfriend! A real boyfriend!
[22:55]	A boyfriend who doesn’t go to college, or have a job,
[22:59]	or any specific plans for the immediate future,
[23:01]	but, hey, no one’s perfect!
[23:06]	I have a boyfriend!
[23:13]	You wanted to see me, Agent Johnson?
[23:15]	Yes. I understand you went to see Beverly
[23:18]	to ask for a transfer, and I have some good news.
[23:21]	My request was granted?
[23:22]	Yes. Oh!
[23:24]	I’m going to miss you, Judy.
[23:29]	Hey, what are you…?
[23:37]	All right, Judy. What’s your new assignment?
[23:41]	To eliminate the Coopers.
[23:45]	That’s right.
[23:46]	I have to eliminate any possible threat.
[23:48]	So now you work for… The Mask!
[23:55]	No, wait. Keep calling me Agent Johnson.
[24:03]	Come on, come on, come on.
[24:05]	Hey, it’s KC. Leave a message.
[24:07]	KC, it’s Brady.
[24:08]	You and your family better watch your back,
[24:10]	because I…
[24:12]	You just what, Brady?
[24:14]	Give it up! It won’t be long
[24:16]	before everyone finds out about you.
[24:18]	You’ll never get away with this, Mask!
[24:26]	Aah!
[24:32]	His name is Agent Johnson.
[24:45]	KC, it’s Brady.
[24:48]	You and your family better watch your back, because I just…
[24:52]	KC, can we talk? I made a big mistake.
[24:56]	What’d, you get in trouble at school again?
[24:59]	Of course I’m in trouble at school again!
[25:03]	But that’s not what I want to talk about.
[25:05]	I don’t want to be reassigned.
[25:08]	You guys are my family.
[25:09]	My job here isn’t done.
[25:11]	Aw, Judy, that’s so sweet.
[25:13]	Love you.
[25:14]	And I love you… to death.
[25:25]	All right, time to start taking out the Coopers.
[25:29]	Which, for KC, will be the first time she’s been taken out in ages.
[25:31]	You still got it, Judy.
[25:34]	Okay, how can I take care of them all at one time?
[25:39]	Eh, I’ll just do it the old-fashioned way.
[25:42]	With my bare hands!
[25:51]	Judy, get the door!
[25:57]	Good news! Brady is in the hospital, clinging to dear life.
[26:04]	I thought he was on our side.
[26:06]	He’s a solid, decent guy.
[26:09]	How is this good news?
[26:10]	Turns out Brady is The Mask.
[26:12]	I knew that no-good, rotten liar couldn’t be trusted!
[26:15]	Well, he is no longer a threat.
[26:18]	The Mask is done.
[26:19]	– All right! – Yeah!
[26:21]	– You guys hear that? – Mm-hmm.
[26:23]	It’s over.
[26:24]	That means… Stanford, here I come!
[26:27]	All right!
[26:28]	Yes! Let’s go!
[26:31]	Aw, it’s gonna be kinda lonely without any kids around the house.
[26:34]	I’m not graduating for another year.
[26:36]	Oh, yeah, right. You’ll still be here.
[26:43]	Just because they think we captured The Mask
[26:45]	doesn’t mean your job is done.
[26:47]	You still need to eliminate the Coopers.
[26:49]	With pleasure.
[26:54]	Oh, you got a cap and gown.
[26:56]	Look at you, Marisa.
[26:57]	You’re graduating. I’m really proud of you.
[26:59]	Yeah, this’ll look great on me… after a few alterations.
[27:06]	They’ll let me walk in this, right?
[27:09]	I don’t think walking will be a problem.
[27:11]	I think it’s more of the sitting that could be an issue.
[27:14]	Well, it looks like both of us are gonna be moving on,
[27:20]	because I decided I’m going to leave The Organization
[27:22]	and go to Stanford.
[27:24]	Yay! How did you finally decide?
[27:27]	Well, now that The Mask has been captured,
[27:29]	there’s really nothing left for me to do.
[27:32]	And by the way, you were right to break up with Brady.
[27:34]	It turns out he was The Mask.
[27:37]	What?! No, no, no, I don’t believe this.
[27:40]	Literally yesterday, he told me he was quitting being a spy
[27:42]	to be with me in New York.
[27:44]	I’m really sorry, Marisa, but he was just lying to you again.
[27:47]	No. No, no, this can’t be true.
[27:48]	Where is he?
[27:50]	He’s in the hospital, unconscious.
[27:51]	What?! I have to talk to him!
[27:53]	Okay, you do know what unconscious means, right?
[28:02]	Going somewhere?
[28:04]	Yeah. We’re gonna pick up KC’s graduation gift.
[28:08]	Well, you might be able to drive your car,
[28:10]	but thanks to me, you won’t be able to stop it.
[28:14]	Guess them’s the brakes!
[28:16]	What’s wrong?
[28:18]	I can’t find my car keys.
[28:19]	Why don’t we try that new car service app?
[28:21]	Sounds too expensive.
[28:22]	Well, the first ride is free.
[28:24]	And if you set up your account, so is the ride home.
[28:26]	What are we waiting for?
[28:31]	Who knew that being a tightwad would save his life?
[28:35]	Well, at least for now.
[28:41]	Brady, I don’t know if you can hear me,
[28:43]	but I just want to let you know,
[28:45]	I don’t care if people think you’re The Mask.
[28:47]	I know it’s not true,
[28:49]	and I promise you, I have your back,
[28:51]	and no matter what,
[28:52]	I will never, ever, ever leave your side.
[28:57]	Visiting hours are now over.
[28:59]	Okay, gotta go.
[29:04]	Brady? Brady! You’re awake!
[29:07]	Oh.
[29:08]	– Ow! Ow! – Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
[29:10]	I’m just… I’m really excited you’re okay.
[29:12]	Mmm mmm!
[29:14]	What? What? Why are you blinking so much?
[29:16]	Are you trying to tell me something?
[29:17]	No, don’t… don’t… don’t talk.
[29:18]	Your jaw is broken, okay?
[29:21]	I know. I know. You can write it down.
[29:28]	Ow! Ooh! Aah!
[29:30]	Okay. Sorry! Sorry.
[29:31]	Wait, I know.
[29:34]	You can blink,
[29:36]	so you can use a blinking code.
[29:37]	Okay, so just blink once for A and twice for B,
[29:41]	and then you know the rest.
[29:42]	And, oh, I know.
[29:43]	We could come up with some shorthand phrases.
[29:46]	So if you… if you blink once with your left eye,
[29:49]	and twice with your right eye, it means
[29:51]	I… love… you!
[29:56]	So, you know, if you ever needed to say that to me,
[29:59]	you totally could.
[30:03]	Yeah, yeah, totally. Too soon.
[30:04]	Too soon.
[30:12]	All of us graduates are having mixed feelings.
[30:15]	Some are afraid. Some are excited.
[30:17]	Some are writing terrible speeches!
[30:23]	No, this is great.
[30:25]	I am going to completely die of embarrassment on that stage.
[30:28]	Actually, you’re gonna die of being repeatedly punched right here!
[30:34]	This is for The Mask!
[30:42]	Oh!
[30:58]	What… is goin’ on?
[31:02]	Why was Judy attacking you?
[31:04]	Yeah, I mean, your speech isn’t great, but it’s not that bad.
[31:10]	Guys, I’m serious, she was trying to eliminate me.
[31:12]	But why would she do that?
[31:14]	I don’t know. She said it was for The Mask.
[31:16]	I’m starting to think that this Mask thing is far from over.
[31:21]	Okay, so far, we have, “The real Mask is…”
[31:23]	– Mm-hmm. – What’s the next letter?
[31:31]	J! J! J! J!
[31:33]	– “The real Mask is J!” – Mm-hmm.
[31:36]	What’s next? One, two… 12.
[31:39]	That’s O? O?
[31:42]	– H? H? – Mm-hmm!
[31:45]	Ah-choo!
[31:48]	Wait, did you blink because I sneezed in your face,
[31:50]	or was that a real blink?
[31:51]	Blink once for yes, and twice…
[31:54]	You know what? No, just never mind. Let’s start over.
[31:55]	We have a J.
[32:02]	Okay, now I just have to reboot her,
[32:04]	and she should be back to normal.
[32:06]	But before I hit this button,
[32:09]	are we absolutely positive that we want to…
[32:12]	You better reboot her before you get a reboot in your rear end!
[32:23]	Wait. What’s going on?
[32:26]	And why are you all staring at me like I tried to eliminate someone?
[32:29]	Because you did. Me!
[32:33]	That makes no sense. I would never do that.
[32:36]	Well, we never thought that you’d leave us,
[32:38]	so I guess we don’t know what you’re capable of.
[32:40]	No. The only reason I put in a transfer was…
[32:44]	Never mind, it’s not important.
[32:46]	Hey, excuse me,
[32:47]	but you just threw me around like a piñata.
[32:49]	Okay? I think it’s pretty important.
[32:53]	Fine. I put in for a transfer because
[32:55]	I started experiencing…
[32:58]	What? What did you start experiencing?
[33:00]	Feelings! Feelings, okay?
[33:05]	So what’s wrong with that?
[33:06]	Robots aren’t supposed to have feelings.
[33:09]	But I was feeling them.
[33:10]	And they were warm. And they were fuzzy.
[33:12]	And I hated them!
[33:16]	Except I loved them.
[33:18]	Because I love you guys.
[33:20]	Wow. Now I feel really bad about ripping your head off.
[33:27]	Look. Judy, I know this must be weird for you,
[33:31]	but we all get it.
[33:33]	You know why?
[33:35]	Because we all loved you since the day you got here.
[33:37]	Are you trying to make me cry?
[33:39]	Because it’s working, darn you!
[33:43]	Aw, look at that. Judy’s just as human as the rest of us.
[33:45]	Yeah, bring it in.
[33:47]	Get a little human stuff.
[33:49]	Okay! Enough of that lovey-dovey garbage.
[33:52]	We need to figure out who reprogrammed me.
[33:56]	Guys, stop everything you’re doing.
[33:58]	I just left Brady, and he is not The Mask,
[34:01]	but I know who is.
[34:02]	Okay, well, who is it?
[34:03]	It is John’s Son!
[34:07]	John’s Son?
[34:09]	Yeah! I don’t know who John is,
[34:12]	but it is definitely his son.
[34:17]	John’s Son?
[34:18]	Yeah. With one S.
[34:20]	John’s Son with one S…
[34:26]	would be Johnson!
[34:30]	Yep, yeah. That makes way more sense.
[34:33]	Guys, it’s Johnson.
[34:35]	Wait a minute. How do we know
[34:36]	if Brady is telling the truth?
[34:38]	Well, if Johnson is The Mask,
[34:41]	he’s not just gonna sit around and let Brady get better.
[34:53]	It’s been great working with you, Brady.
[34:55]	Unfortunately, I’ve decided to terminate your position.
[35:00]	Permanently.
[35:03]	Not today, sucker!
[35:06]	Look what we have here.
[35:07]	KC under covers.
[35:12]	It’s over, Johnson.
[35:14]	We can do this the easy way…
[35:18]	…or the fun way.
[35:21]	Just admit it, Johnson. We know you’re The Mask.
[35:24]	I don’t know what you’re talking about.
[35:26]	I came here to visit a fallen colleague, and then you attacked me.
[35:29]	At least that’s what I’m gonna tell Agent Beverly.
[35:33]	Like she gonna believe that.
[35:37]	It’ll be my word against yours.
[35:39]	Besides, all she cares about
[35:40]	is being the international head of The Organization…
[35:43]	a position I should have gotten.
[35:45]	She’ll be only too happy to believe me.
[35:48]	You were never getting that promotion, Johnson.
[35:52]	You know why? Something’s wrong in your head!
[35:56]	Plus, you’re not very bright.
[35:58]	You just confessed your crimes.
[36:00]	Well, looks like our handler has been handled.
[36:04]	You’re going to jail, Johnson.
[36:05]	And I’m going back home to finish my graduation speech.
[36:09]	You guys got him?
[36:11]	Don’t worry. We’ll take care of him.
[36:19]	Thank you.
[36:21]	Let’s get out of here.
[36:23]	I want to make sure my good shirt is pressed.
[36:25]	Want to look my best when I show up for KC’s graduation.
[36:31]	Four years went by so fast,
[36:34]	but we learned so much.
[36:36]	About history, math.
[36:39]	But most of all, each other.
[36:42]	At this point it really…
[36:44]	Are you crying, Craig?
[36:45]	No! My allergies.
[36:48]	Yeah? What are you allergic to?
[36:50]	The idea that KC’s leaving home?
[36:53]	What are you, made of stone, woman?!
[36:55]	Oh.
[36:57]	I know.
[37:00]	Man, how do I always get stuck behind the tall people?
[37:03]	Allow me.
[37:05]	Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Stretch, take a hike!
[37:14]	And remember, the future…
[37:17]	is ours for the taking!
[37:19]	Thank you.
[37:22]	Thank you.
[37:24]	And now I’d like to welcome our valedictorian, KC Cooper.
[37:33]	That’s my baby!
[37:37]	Fellow graduates, the dictionary defines success
[37:41]	as a favorable or prosperous termination of endeavors.
[37:44]	Of course, everyone knows that already,
[37:47]	because we all have dictionary apps on our phones, too.
[37:53]	Open with a joke? Check!
[38:00]	Are you kidding me?!
[38:02]	Why can’t we have one family event
[38:04]	where no one tries to blow us to smithereens?!
[38:08]	KC Cooper, you took everything from me,
[38:11]	and now you’re gonna pay!
[38:16]	Nobody moves!
[38:18]	Especially you, KC!
[38:21]	Enough is enough with you, Johnson!
[38:23]	You tried to turn me against my family,
[38:25]	and now you’re gonna get a fistful of Judy!
[38:27]	Aah!
[38:34]	Let me back in!
[38:37]	You take care of them.
[38:39]	KC’s mine.
[39:29]	Aah!
[39:38]	Aah!
[39:45]	Now If you’ll excuse me, I got a speech to finish.
[40:11]	Where was I?
[40:15]	Fellow graduates,
[40:16]	the dictionary defines success as the favorable…
[40:22]	Forget it. Um…
[40:26]	It’s not like we can really ignore what just happened here, right?
[40:30]	Okay, um, here’s the deal.
[40:34]	A lot of you are probably wondering
[40:36]	why I never went to parties, or joined the chess club,
[40:39]	or the Mathletes.
[40:41]	That’s because I’ve been kinda busy,
[40:44]	saving the world.
[40:47]	For the past three years,
[40:49]	I have been leading a double life…
[40:53]	as a teenage spy.
[40:58]	I knew it! I knew something was up with you, KC!
[41:01]	Cousin Cassandra, my foot!
[41:05]	Can it, Byron! You’ve bored us enough with your words today!
[41:11]	Go on, KC.
[41:14]	You guys have no idea what it’s like
[41:16]	having to live a lie.
[41:17]	I mean, constantly having to go undercover
[41:21]	as someone else when
[41:23]	I don’t even know who I am yet.
[41:25]	You know, I’m not going to lie.
[41:27]	It’s been hard. Really, really hard.
[41:31]	And I’ve been struggling with this speech,
[41:33]	because how am I supposed to give you guys advice about the future
[41:36]	when I haven’t even decided what mine is yet?
[41:39]	Look, I thought I had to continue being a spy,
[41:42]	because that’s what I am… a spy.
[41:46]	But then I was like,
[41:48]	I also worked really hard in school
[41:50]	and I deserve to go to college.
[41:52]	And up until about five minutes ago,
[41:54]	that’s what I was gonna do.
[41:57]	But what just happened here changed my mind… again.
[42:02]	And now, I’m 100% sure about my decision.
[42:08]	I’m gonna be a spy.
[42:12]	And I’m gonna go to college.
[42:14]	And I’m gonna do both,
[42:17]	because that’s what I’ve been doing all along, right?
[42:22]	And it hasn’t always been easy,
[42:24]	and it hasn’t always been perfect,
[42:26]	but, um, I think if you believe in yourself,
[42:29]	you can have it all.
[42:31]	Or you know what? You should at least try to.
[42:36]	So, if you remember anything from today, remember that.
[42:40]	Try to have it all.
[42:43]	Okay, who am I kidding? You’re definitely not gonna remember that.
[42:46]	In fact, you’re not gonna remember any of this.
[42:50]	Judy? Time for the memory spray.
[42:52]	Would you do the honors?
[43:16]	I can’t believe we’re both going for college today.
[43:18]	Yeah. Oh, and I know it took me forever,
[43:21]	but I finally signed your yearbook.
[43:23]	Better late than never!
[43:28]	Check out what I wrote in your yearbook.
[43:32]	“Dear KC…
[43:34]	…Love, Marisa.”
[43:39]	Um, Marisa, I know you’re not a huge fan of writing,
[43:42]	but please tell me you do know how.
[43:45]	But I don’t get it.
[43:47]	How could it have taken you two months to come up with a blank page?
[43:50]	That’s where you’re wrong, Smarty Pants.
[43:52]	It’s not blank, it’s ready to be filled in.
[43:56]	Okay, Marisa, I’m not going to sign my own yearbook for you.
[44:01]	No. Filled in with our future.
[44:04]	Look, I couldn’t figure out what to write.
[44:07]	It was driving me crazy,
[44:10]	’cause you’re my best friend,
[44:12]	and it should be easy, right?
[44:14]	And then I realized if I write something down on that page,
[44:18]	that means our story is over.
[44:21]	And it is not over.
[44:22]	It is just starting.
[44:24]	And it doesn’t matter if we live right next door to each other,
[44:28]	or across the world,
[44:30]	you’ll always be my best friend.
[44:36]	– Guess I gotta go. – Yeah.
[44:41]	Marisa, I’m so proud of you.
[44:42]	Seriously, you are gonna be so happy with Brady in New York,
[44:46]	and you’re gonna do amazing things at F.I.T.
[44:49]	And maybe you can start by redesigning my spy suit.
[44:53]	The one I have now rides up in all the wrong places.
[45:06]	We’ll see each other soon, right?
[45:07]	Right.
[45:12]	I really gotta go.
[45:14]	– Okay.	– Okay.
[45:15]	– Let’s go.	– Let’s go.
[45:22]	Okay.
[45:26]	I can’t believe this is really it.
[45:28]	I love you so much.
[45:31]	I love you more.
[45:40]	I am coming, Mother!
[45:42]	Don’t be so excited to get rid of me!
[45:49]	Okay, we really should get you to the airport.
[45:51]	Yeah, I don’t know why you won’t let us take you to Stanford.
[45:53]	That’s what parents are supposed to do.
[45:54]	Make you feel safe.
[45:56]	Dad, I’m a spy, okay?
[45:57]	And I’ve been to California before.
[45:58]	And it’ll be easier this time,
[46:00]	because the plane will actually land.
[46:04]	You know you’re always going to be my little girl.
[46:09]	– Raah! – Ohhh!
[46:18]	Hey.
[46:23]	I promise, Dad.
[46:32]	You know, I remember the first time I held you.
[46:36]	The doctor put you in my arms and he said,
[46:39]	“You have a little girl,” and I cried.
[46:42]	And here it is, 18 years later,
[46:48]	and I’m still tearing up.
[46:49]	Okay, Mom, stop. You’re going to make me cry.
[46:51]	Okay, okay.
[46:52]	You’re made of stone, woman!
[46:56]	All right, but before you go,
[46:59]	let me brief you on your first mission
[47:01]	when you get to college.
[47:02]	– Seriously? – Yeah.
[47:04]	You promise me that you won’t spend the next four years
[47:07]	with your nose in a book,
[47:08]	and your eye on the next mission,
[47:10]	because you gotta have fun, too, baby.
[47:12]	Okay, I promise.
[47:20]	Judy, take that big bag to the car.
[47:26]	Anything to get this cry fest over with.
[47:29]	Oh, come on, you’re not gonna miss me a little bit?
[47:31]	Nope! Good riddance!
[47:36]	Really? Really? That’s all I get?
[47:39]	Relax. She asked me to boost her cranky levels this morning.
[47:42]	Didn’t want to make a scene in front of you.
[47:45]	You know, little bro, you’re gonna have to step up,
[47:47]	in the field and at home.
[47:49]	Mom and Dad are gonna be a mess now that I’m leaving.
[47:52]	I know. I stashed tissue boxes all over the house for Mom,
[47:55]	and I got a pizza and two orders of wings coming for Dad.
[47:59]	Okay. Look at you, steppin’ up already.
[48:02]	I know we’ve had our differences, KC,
[48:06]	but the truth is, I really look up to you.
[48:10]	Because I’m 12 feet tall?
[48:13]	No. Because you’re an amazing person.
[48:16]	And I’m lucky to have you as my sister.
[48:19]	Thanks, man.
[48:21]	You know, I don’t say this enough,
[48:23]	but you’re a really great agent,
[48:27]	but you’re an even better brother.
[48:37]	Love you.
[48:39]	Love you, too.
[49:09]	Here’s to having it all.
[49:18]	Rob, your name’s on TV!

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