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[00:05] | Ho! Hold on, Calvin. | |
[00:07] | Got your mail. | |
[00:08] | Brother, I’m glad you got a job. | |
[00:11] | But nobody cares about the damn mail anymore. | |
[00:14] | It’s packages. | |
[00:15] | People want packages. | |
[00:17] | Ooh, the mailis here! | |
[00:19] | All right. What do you got for me today, Randall? | |
[00:21] | Pennysaver? Grocery store coupons? Address labels | |
[00:24] | that I did not order but still very much appreciate? | |
[00:27] | See, was that so hard? | |
[00:32] | Bills, bills… | |
[00:34] | bill– Oh, hold up. | |
[00:37] | Ooh, something good? No. | |
[00:39] | It’s a summons to report for jury duty. | |
[00:42] | I got one, too. | |
[00:44] | Yes! W– | |
[00:47] | Wouldn’t it be fun if we ended up on the same trial? | |
[00:49] | Not gonna happen because I never saw this. | |
[00:53] | H-Hold on. | |
[00:56] | Calvin, the system will fall apart | |
[00:58] | if we don’t do our civic duty. | |
[00:59] | Well, I’m not trying to be in the system. | |
[01:01] | Next thing you know, I’m drafted | |
[01:03] | in some hot-ass foreign country, hopscotching over land mines. | |
[01:07] | Okay, Calvin, you can’t just | |
[01:10] | ignore an official government document. | |
[01:12] | You know, my uncle did that once and it did not end well for him. | |
[01:15] | Let me guess. | |
[01:16] | He couldn’t be the Grand Marshal at the Pumpkin Parade? | |
[01:20] | Well, yes. | |
[01:22] | He was devastated. | |
[01:24] | But, you know, he also had to pay a $1,500 fine. | |
[01:28] | That’s pretty steep, but I’ll take my chances. | |
[01:31] | And he spent five days in the county jail. | |
[01:34] | Wait. | |
[01:36] | So either I send someone to jail | |
[01:38] | or I go to jail? | |
[01:41] | Well, it looks like, one way or the other, | |
[01:42] | I’m gonna be doing time. | |
[01:46] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
[01:48] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. | |
[01:56] | Can you believe that we could end up on the same trial? | |
[01:58] | I mean, what are the odds? | |
[02:00] | Hopefully impossible. | |
[02:03] | Good morning, everyone. | |
[02:04] | On behalf of the City of Pasadena, | |
[02:06] | thank you all for doing your civic duty. | |
[02:08] | Without you, the system would fall apart. | |
[02:11] | Ah, see. | |
[02:13] | He gets it. | |
[02:17] | We’ll start with asking a few questions to see | |
[02:19] | if you can be fair and impartial. | |
[02:21] | Juror number six? | |
[02:23] | Oh, hi. | |
[02:24] | I’m juror number six, but you can call me Dave. | |
[02:27] | No one cares, Dave. | |
[02:29] | I love jury duty. | |
[02:33] | I’m a big believer in the whole judicial system. | |
[02:35] | It’s the foundation of our civilization. | |
[02:39] | So if you need any jurors | |
[02:41] | for, I don’t know, an upcoming trial, | |
[02:44] | I’m in the system. | |
[02:45] | Oh. | |
[02:46] | Thank you. | |
[02:48] | I’m fine with juror number six. | |
[02:51] | [quietly]: Yes. | |
[02:52] | See, she gets it, too. | |
[02:54] | Moving on. | |
[02:56] | Juror number five, | |
[02:58] | would you have any problems being fair or impartial? | |
[03:02] | Oh! [stammers] | |
[03:03] | Uh… | |
[03:05] | Yes. | |
[03:07] | I have a problem with the whole judicial system. | |
[03:10] | It’s designed to incarcerate young brothers and sisters. | |
[03:19] | Well, for-for the most part. | |
[03:24] | Anything else that might exclude you from being on this trial? | |
[03:28] | Yes. | |
[03:30] | I am pro crime. | |
[03:32] | I am pro anti-crime. | |
[03:35] | I’m pro police, I am pro defund the police. | |
[03:39] | And to top it all off, this annoying guy | |
[03:41] | next to me is my neighbor, so… | |
[03:43] | Uh, no, sorry, uh, actually, we’re best friends. | |
[03:46] | Even worse, right? | |
[03:48] | So I can understand why you would need to disqualify me. | |
[03:50] | Do you validate? | |
[03:52] | Actually, none of those things | |
[03:53] | are disqualifying for this case. | |
[03:55] | Really? | |
[03:57] | So what would disqualify me? | |
[03:58] | Because I’m sure I can be pro that, as well. | |
[04:02] | I’m fine with juror number five. | |
[04:05] | What? | |
[04:07] | A-Anybody want to switch? | |
[04:11] | How great is it that the guys got jury duty together | |
[04:14] | the same week I have winter break? | |
[04:16] | Gives us a chance to deliberate over this rosé. | |
[04:19] | And binge-watch our Ladies Who Killshows.Mm-hmm. | |
[04:22] | Ah, to wine and crime. | |
[04:23] | Yes. | |
[04:26] | Hey, Mom. | |
[04:28] | Is it okay if Malcolm and I raid your fridge? | |
[04:30] | Well, what’s wrong with your fridge? | |
[04:31] | Uh, remember I told you we rented out our house | |
[04:33] | for a few days to a production company? | |
[04:35] | Yeah, they’re shooting a small indie movie. | |
[04:37] | It covers this month’s rent | |
[04:38] | and allows us to take a couple sick days. | |
[04:40] | [both cough, laugh] | |
[04:42] | Ooh, a movie. | |
[04:44] | Maybe we’ll get a chance to meet a star. | |
[04:46] | Not to brag, | |
[04:48] | but you’ve kind of already met one. | |
[04:52] | Who? | |
[04:54] | Me! | |
[04:56] | I starred in Beauty and the Beastin high school. | |
[04:59] | ♪ Tale as old | |
[05:01] | ♪ As time | |
[05:02] | ♪ Song as old as rhyme | |
[05:05] | ♪ Beauty | |
[05:07] | ♪ And the Beast. | |
[05:15] | Why don’t you be our guest and never do that again. | |
[05:18] | Well, uh, what are they filming at your house? | |
[05:21] | Oh, well, uh, we don’t know. | |
[05:23] | Our rental contract says that we can’t bother them. | |
[05:25] | Yeah, they wouldn’t even let us in our own kitchen. | |
[05:27] | But, luckily, we can bother you. | |
[05:29] | [chuckles] | |
[05:31] | Well, you know, we didn’t sign any contract. | |
[05:34] | So what’s stopping us from going over there and checking it out? | |
[05:37] | That is a great idea. See? | |
[05:39] | And who knows? Maybe I’ll finally get discovered. | |
[05:44] | Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, | |
[05:46] | we will prove that this defendant | |
[05:48] | is not an innocent elderly shopper, | |
[05:51] | but is a professional shoplifter. | |
[05:54] | We have her on camera | |
[05:56] | driving away | |
[05:58] | with thousands of dollars of stolen merchandise. | |
[06:01] | Guilty! | |
[06:04] | What, too soon? | |
[06:05] | Yes, Calvin, way too soon. | |
[06:07] | Uh, Your Honor, request to have my friend’s | |
[06:09] | outburst stricken from the record. | |
[06:12] | No, you’re not a lawyer. | |
[06:14] | No, he is not. | |
[06:16] | But I have watched over 200 episodes of Law & Order. | |
[06:19] | And I’m sure you can agree with me, Judge, | |
[06:22] | that this whole thing seems like a mistrial. | |
[06:26] | And if you watch that much Law & Order, | |
[06:29] | you’d know that I’m the only one who could say that. | |
[06:32] | Sit down. | |
[06:36] | Hey, hey! Hi, hi. | |
[06:38] | My name is Tina and this is | |
[06:39] | my friend Gemma, and…And we were wondering, um, | |
[06:41] | if you need any more actors to be in your movie, because… | |
[06:45] | we’re pros.Yeah. | |
[06:47] | Well, you two are perfect mom types. | |
[06:49] | I guess I could use you, | |
[06:51] | if you don’t mind walking back and forth in the background | |
[06:54] | for five hours in the hot sun for free. | |
[06:58] | BOTH: We’ll take it! | |
[07:00] | Great. See you on set. | |
[07:01] | Okay. Oh, my God! | |
[07:02] | We’re gonna be in a movie!Yes! | |
[07:04] | Hey.Hey, what’s going on? | |
[07:06] | Hi. We just stopped by to check on the house. | |
[07:08] | Yeah, and help ourselves | |
[07:10] | to some free food. | |
[07:11] | Sorry to bother you. | |
[07:12] | Bother not. | |
[07:14] | [chuckles] | |
[07:15] | I’m Jasmine. | |
[07:16] | Can you tell me where the set is? | |
[07:17] | Um, it’s this house right here. | |
[07:19] | Uh… [stammers] Hey. | |
[07:21] | Um, I’m really into that. | |
[07:23] | Uh, Mantamaji comics, not your breasts. | |
[07:25] | Um… | |
[07:28] | I have the same thing. | |
[07:30] | The-the shirt, not breasts. | |
[07:31] | Okay, all right, all right, all right! | |
[07:33] | Okay, let me, let me jump in here. | |
[07:34] | Um, this is my very single and eligible son Marty. | |
[07:37] | He gets a little flustered around beautiful women. | |
[07:40] | Mama! | |
[07:43] | But she is not wrong. | |
[07:45] | At least he didn’t run into a tree this time. | |
[07:48] | Okay! Uh, I do have, uh… | |
[07:51] | I do have some trouble with English | |
[07:53] | around lovely ladies. | |
[07:56] | Too bad you don’t speak Klingon. [chuckles] | |
[08:05] | Wow. She speaks Klingon. | |
[08:16] | [laughs] | |
[08:22] | They’re talking about babies! | |
[08:23] | I know the word for babies in every language | |
[08:26] | in the universe! Shh! Oh… | |
[08:27] | They’re talking about babies! | |
[08:32] | I say we get this thing over with. | |
[08:33] | I vote guilty. | |
[08:35] | Okay, not so fast. | |
[08:36] | Now, first, we need to choose a foreman. | |
[08:38] | So let’s go around the room and have each person discuss… | |
[08:41] | I say Dave does it. Show of hands. | |
[08:44] | Yeah. | |
[08:45] | Oh. | |
[08:47] | Wow. Thank you for your vote of confidence. | |
[08:49] | I will not let you down. | |
[08:52] | So now can I vote guilty? | |
[08:53] | Well, as your newly elected foreman, | |
[08:57] | I feel like we need to discuss | |
[08:59] | all aspects of the case before we vote. | |
[09:02] | How long is this gonna take? | |
[09:03] | Well, not long, but we should probably order dinner. | |
[09:06] | And maybe breakfast. | |
[09:09] | Uh, who wants to recall Dave as foreman? Show of hands. | |
[09:14] | Put your hands down, you jokers. | |
[09:18] | Okay, now, before we start, I feel like we should | |
[09:22] | carefully review all of the rules. | |
[09:24] | Now, according to the bailiff, | |
[09:25] | we press this button once if we have a question, | |
[09:29] | twice if we reach a verdict, | |
[09:31] | and three times if, well, there’s an emergency. | |
[09:34] | Well, somebody press it three times, | |
[09:36] | because Dave is about to have an emergency! | |
[09:39] | Oh, oh, hey, no. | |
[09:46] | Marty, thanks for lunch. | |
[09:49] | Ah, not a problem. | |
[09:50] | That Mars rover can guide itself for an hour. | |
[09:51] | [chuckles] I hope. | |
[09:53] | [both laugh] | |
[09:54] | Jasmine, these last few days have been amazing. | |
[09:57] | I’ve never connected with someone so quickly. | |
[09:59] | It’s almost like we’re perfect for each other. | |
[10:01] | I feel the same way. | |
[10:04] | Oh. | |
[10:07] | Okay. All right. | |
[10:08] | [laughs]Okay. | |
[10:10] | Now, are-are you sure it’s okay for me to stay here and watch? | |
[10:12] | Of course. I’m the star. | |
[10:14] | And you’re my guest. Go over there. | |
[10:16] | Okay. | |
[10:19] | Quiet on set. | |
[10:21] | Quiet on set. | |
[10:25] | And action. | |
[10:26] | [doorbell rings] | |
[10:28] | Coming! | |
[10:31] | You order a pizza? | |
[10:33] | Extra sausage? | |
[10:35] | I sure did. | |
[10:39] | And I’m hungry for more than just pizza. | |
[10:43] | [funky ’70s music playing] | |
[10:58] | Are you two ready? | |
[10:59] | Are you kidding? | |
[11:01] | I’ve been dreaming about this since I was a little girl. | |
[11:04] | You’d be surprised how often I hear that. | |
[11:08] | You know, when we’re done shooting, | |
[11:09] | I am gonna let you sample my cupcakes. | |
[11:12] | Honey, you already got the job. | |
[11:15] | Let’s get to work. | |
[11:17] | Ooh! [grunts excitedly] | |
[11:18] | This is so fun. | |
[11:20] | I can’t believe he hired us to walk the streets. | |
[11:22] | I know. | |
[11:23] | You know, I cannot wait until my church sees me in this movie. | |
[11:25] | Oh, yeah! [gasps] | |
[11:27] | What? Oh! | |
[11:28] | Let’s go. Let’s hit it.Okay. [clears throat] | |
[11:35] | This case is open and shut, Tina. | |
[11:38] | Dave had us deliberating for three days. | |
[11:41] | I didn’t commit a crime. | |
[11:42] | Why am I being punished? | |
[11:45] | You know, Dave is right. | |
[11:47] | You need to take your job as a juror more seriously. | |
[11:50] | You can’t take this for granted. | |
[11:52] | You know, there was a time they wouldn’t even | |
[11:53] | let Black people on juries. | |
[11:55] | Yes, you know, I agree. | |
[11:56] | And it’s still some of that going on. | |
[11:59] | But I did my three days! | |
[12:02] | Okay, all right, baby. | |
[12:04] | Just imagine if it were you on trial. | |
[12:06] | Or even worse. | |
[12:08] | What if it were our boys? | |
[12:10] | Don’t let the system work without you. | |
[12:14] | [smacks lips] | |
[12:15] | I hate it when you agree with Dave. | |
[12:18] | I hate it even more when I agree with Dave. | |
[12:24] | Hmm. | |
[12:26] | So cameras are here and here. | |
[12:30] | Hmm. | |
[12:32] | So she walks past the perfume counter. | |
[12:35] | “Uh, no, thank you, ma’am. I already have that one.” | |
[12:40] | She comes on down past luggage. | |
[12:42] | And she knew she wasn’t gonna get that in her purse, right? | |
[12:47] | She goes on down past women’s accessories. | |
[12:51] | Then though the Chanel display. | |
[12:54] | Hold up. Hold up! | |
[12:58] | That’s it! | |
[13:00] | [chuckles]: Justice is blind. | |
[13:11] | [chuckles] | |
[13:15] | Whoa. What’s wrong, little bro? | |
[13:18] | Ah, did they make Pluto a planet again? | |
[13:20] | Worse. I found out what kind of movie they’re shooting. | |
[13:23] | And it is not good. | |
[13:26] | Okay, well, maybe they can fix it in editing. | |
[13:28] | I don’t think they do a lot of editing in these movies. | |
[13:30] | Aah! Don’t sit there. | |
[13:32] | Or there. | |
[13:33] | And definitely not there! | |
[13:36] | They are shooting an adult film in our house. | |
[13:39] | When you say adult film, do you mean… | |
[13:41] | The name of the movie | |
[13:42] | was Missionary Impossible. | |
[13:46] | Well, bow chicka wow wow! [laughs] | |
[13:50] | Oh, look, whatever, Marty. | |
[13:52] | All we have to do is boil the house. Yeah. | |
[13:55] | Oh, and, uh, make sure Mama don’t find out | |
[13:58] | ’cause, you know, she will shut it all down. | |
[13:59] | Yeah, man, but this all has me messed up. | |
[14:02] | I really like Jasmine. | |
[14:03] | And she has a career where she has to… | |
[14:06] | order a lot of pizza. | |
[14:08] | You know, I can’t believe they’re still doing | |
[14:10] | that tired old pizza guy plot. | |
[14:12] | Not the point! | |
[14:14] | Listen, man, I know it’s her job, and-and that’s cool, | |
[14:16] | but I… I prefer a girl | |
[14:19] | who only wants to have pizza with me. | |
[14:23] | Look, I know what you mean, man. | |
[14:25] | And we both know you are not good with sharing. | |
[14:28] | Like last night with them tater tots. | |
[14:31] | Excuse me, those were all mine. | |
[14:33] | And if you wanted tots, you should’ve ordered your own! | |
[14:38] | I was up all night | |
[14:40] | going over this case in my mind, and I have to admit | |
[14:42] | that all the evidence points to guilty. | |
[14:45] | Calvin was right all along. | |
[14:49] | I was wrong all along. | |
[14:52] | She’s innocent. | |
[14:54] | What– hold on, innocent? What changed your mind? | |
[14:56] | The spoon. | |
[14:57] | I discovered | |
[14:59] | that the cameras have some blind spots. | |
[15:03] | I-I didn’t see any blind spots. | |
[15:05] | That’s how they got their name, Dave. | |
[15:08] | Look, the pictures show | |
[15:11] | that there are security cameras here and here, | |
[15:16] | but not here. | |
[15:19] | So no one knows what the spoon was doing | |
[15:23] | between luggage… | |
[15:25] | and women’s accessories. | |
[15:28] | Anybody could’ve put those stolen items in her purse. | |
[15:32] | And if it’s not on the cam, | |
[15:34] | this case is a sham. | |
[15:38] | So you’re saying there’s reasonable doubt. | |
[15:41] | I’m not just saying it, Dave. I just rhymed it. | |
[15:46] | Because if there is doubt, | |
[15:49] | we got to let her out. | |
[15:53] | Case… closed. | |
[15:57] | [dramatic music sting] | |
[16:04] | Hey, uh, Jasmine. | |
[16:06] | I, um… | |
[16:07] | Let me guess. My job is too much for you? | |
[16:10] | Yeah. How’d you know? | |
[16:12] | [chuckles] This isn’t my first rodeo. | |
[16:15] | I was in Rodeo Hoedown 8and 9. | |
[16:18] | No, yeah, yeah, no. [stammers] | |
[16:20] | I checked your credits. You are very popular. | |
[16:22] | [chuckles] | |
[16:24] | But, uh, I was wondering… | |
[16:26] | Why I do this kind of work? | |
[16:28] | Yeah. | |
[16:29] | I know it’s unusual, but I enjoy it. | |
[16:32] | That’s why I invited you on set. | |
[16:34] | To show you what I do because some people don’t get it. | |
[16:37] | Like my priest– so judgmental. | |
[16:40] | [both laugh] | |
[16:43] | But I’ve had some breakups | |
[16:45] | because guys couldn’t handle it, so… | |
[16:48] | if you’re uncomfortable, | |
[16:50] | we shouldn’t see each other anymore. | |
[16:52] | What? N-No, no. | |
[16:54] | Jasmine, those guys are so shallow. | |
[16:57] | I am mature.[chuckles] | |
[16:59] | Okay? I-I can handle it. | |
[17:01] | Yeah? Okay. [laughs][laughs] | |
[17:02] | I’ll see you on set, Jasmine.Okay. | |
[17:05] | [door opens] | |
[17:09] | Marty. | |
[17:11] | Nope! Nope! | |
[17:12] | I can’t handle it. [chuckles] | |
[17:15] | I’m sorry. | |
[17:16] | I-I really, really wish that I could, | |
[17:19] | but I… I guess | |
[17:20] | I’m just looking for a different kind of relationship. | |
[17:22] | I understand. | |
[17:31] | Has the jury reached a verdict? | |
[17:33] | Uh, we have, Your Honor. | |
[17:35] | May the defendant please rise? | |
[17:40] | I object! | |
[17:42] | Habeas corpus! | |
[17:44] | Sidebar! | |
[17:46] | Uh, uh, Judge, some new evidence has come to light. | |
[17:49] | Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot. | |
[17:51] | I would say “approach the bench,” | |
[17:52] | but I see you’re already approaching. | |
[17:55] | Habeas corpus. | |
[17:58] | Semper fi. | |
[18:00] | Your Honor, if I may, uh… | |
[18:05] | …this case | |
[18:07] | is going downstream. | |
[18:09] | I suggest you let us reconvene. | |
[18:18] | I don’t understand. Guilty? | |
[18:19] | A minute ago, you had us all convinced she was innocent. | |
[18:22] | That’s before I noticed that the defendant | |
[18:25] | was wearing a Chanel necklace. | |
[18:27] | I bought Tina one just like it. | |
[18:29] | That thing was so expensive, I wish I had stolen it. | |
[18:34] | And here it is, right here. | |
[18:36] | This is the list | |
[18:38] | of all of the stolen items that were never recovered. | |
[18:40] | There it is right there. | |
[18:42] | One Chanel necklace. | |
[18:44] | I guess she forgot she had shoplifted it. | |
[18:50] | Nice… catch. | |
[18:53] | Looks like we get to start all over again. | |
[18:56] | No, no, no, no…Okay, now, here we go. | |
[18:59] | Exhibit A. | |
[19:00] | [knock on door] | |
[19:01] | [stammers] | |
[19:03] | You can all go home. | |
[19:04] | What? Wh-Why? | |
[19:06] | The defendant took a plea. | |
[19:08] | When you objected, which I don’t think you can do… | |
[19:12] | …she realized she was busted. | |
[19:14] | What were you guys doing in here? | |
[19:16] | Me and the judge knew she was guilty from day one. | |
[19:23] | Well, Dave, I’m glad you pushed me to do this. | |
[19:25] | The system only works when we all make sure it works. | |
[19:29] | So you won’t ignore your summons next time? | |
[19:31] | No. You know what? | |
[19:33] | I’m actually looking forward | |
[19:35] | to the next time I get to do my civic duty. | |
[19:37] | Maybe the next trial will have, | |
[19:39] | like, more blood or something in it, | |
[19:41] | so I can finally use my Law & Orderdegree. | |
[19:51] | This is an outrage.Mm-hmm. | |
[19:52] | You won’t believe what just happened on that movie set. | |
[19:55] | Oh, right. | |
[19:57] | Uh, I’m sorry, Ma. | |
[19:59] | We just didn’t know how to tell you. | |
[20:01] | Wait, you found out we were fired before we did? | |
[20:04] | Huh? | |
[20:05] | After I let the director eat my cupcakes? | |
[20:08] | What the… | |
[20:10] | Hold on. What is happening here? | |
[20:12] | Were you two working on that movie? | |
[20:13] | Yeah! We were all up in it! | |
[20:17] | But apparently, you’re not supposed to look in the camera. | |
[20:20] | Oh! | |
[20:22] | Mama, no! | |
[20:24] | What? | |
[20:25] | We were background actors for the outside shots. | |
[20:27] | So-so-so-so, you two were outside the whole time | |
[20:30] | and-and you never saw in that house? | |
[20:32] | No. Oh, I wish. | |
[20:33] | God, that would’ve been the dream. | |
[20:36] | [Marty and Malcolm chatting quietly] | |
[20:40] | Mama, Gemma… | |
[20:42] | [clears throat] | |
[20:43] | …we got something to tell y’all about the movie. | |
[20:46] | GEMMA and TINA: It was a what?! | |
[20:48] | [funky ’70s music playing] | |
[20:56] | Captioning sponsored by CBS | |
[21:00] | and TOYOTA. | |
[21:03] | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org |