| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:04] | I can’t wait to see your new renovations. | |
| [00:06] | I have not been this excited for a reveal | |
| [00:08] | since L.A. announced their new composting program.Oh, yeah. | |
| [00:13] | You’reexcited? | |
| [00:14] | We’ve been living with our parents for 140 days. | |
| [00:17] | Uh, I had 175. | |
| [00:19] | At least that’s what it felt like. | |
| [00:21] | You? | |
| [00:23] | I was about ready to Shawshank my way out of there. | |
| [00:26] | Well, so hold on, | |
| [00:28] | Calvin, did you really let Tina handle everything? | |
| [00:30] | Yes.Look. | |
| [00:32] | All I wanted to know was how much is it gonna cost, | |
| [00:35] | and when is it gonna be done? | |
| [00:37] | Well, it’s all done now. | |
| [00:39] | And the earthquake insurance paid for most of it. | |
| [00:41] | Most of it? | |
| [00:42] | How much did we…? | |
| [00:44] | Welcome, everybody, welcome!Yay! | |
| [00:47] | Welcome! | |
| [00:48] | Oh, my God! | |
| [00:51] | This is like the best episode | |
| [00:52] | of Fixer Upperever. | |
| [00:56] | Wow. | |
| [00:58] | Well, I sure hate our house now. | |
| [01:00] | Right? | |
| [01:01] | This is amazing. | |
| [01:03] | I wish it was this ritzy when we were kids. | |
| [01:05] | Hey, it’s not ritzy– hey!Oh… | |
| [01:07] | D-Don’t touch anything. | |
| [01:09] | It’s a good thing it wasn’t this nice when we were young, | |
| [01:12] | ’cause we would’ve destroyed it. | |
| [01:14] | Oh, yeah, definitely, yeah, we would’ve broken that. | |
| [01:16] | Yep.We would’ve broken that. | |
| [01:17] | We definitely would’ve broken all that. | |
| [01:20] | And, look, Gemma![gasps] | |
| [01:22] | A wine fridge. | |
| [01:23] | No more lukewarm chardonnay. Oh! | |
| [01:25] | [chuckles] | |
| [01:27] | So, Calvin, what do you think about the new digs? | |
| [01:31] | Well, it’s a lot of big changes, but, um, | |
| [01:34] | I like what I’ve done with the place. | |
| [01:36] | Whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| [01:37] | You? You fought every single change the whole way. | |
| [01:41] | Oh, Tina, Tina. | |
| [01:44] | How about we leave the old attitude | |
| [01:46] | at the old house? | |
| [01:47] | It just doesn’t go with the decor. | |
| [01:51] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
| [01:53] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. | |
| [02:00] | And this island is so big, | |
| [02:02] | it’s almost like an actual island. | |
| [02:04] | Nice. | |
| [02:07] | Now, when I tell the ladies I’ve been to the islands, | |
| [02:09] | I won’t be lying. | |
| [02:13] | Excuse me. | |
| [02:16] | Calvin! | |
| [02:18] | Wake up. What are you doing? We have guests, baby. | |
| [02:20] | Well, don’t blame me, babe. | |
| [02:22] | I mean, you’re the one that reupholstered my old chair. | |
| [02:25] | Hmm. And she’s so pretty, | |
| [02:27] | I might have to give her a name. | |
| [02:29] | Well, I’m glad you like it, | |
| [02:32] | but if you name it, | |
| [02:33] | both of y’all gonna be in the backyard. | |
| [02:36] | Just saying. | |
| [02:38] | Ooh, check out Mom’s new fancy refrigerator. | |
| [02:40] | It makes five different types of ice. | |
| [02:42] | Ice is ice, Marty. | |
| [02:44] | How many different types do you need? | |
| [02:45] | Oh, you simple man. | |
| [02:48] | This makes crushed, cubed, shaved, pebbled, | |
| [02:51] | and a big-ass square block for your Scotch. | |
| [02:54] | Check this out. | |
| [02:56] | Aha. | |
| [02:58] | This is why people hate the rich. | |
| [02:59] | Thank you. | |
| [03:01] | [stammers] | |
| [03:03] | Ooh, Tina! | |
| [03:05] | Calvin. | |
| [03:07] | Your home is just gorgeous! | |
| [03:10] | Oh, well, thank you, Miss Kim. | |
| [03:12] | I’m so glad you chose to stay | |
| [03:14] | and remodel, instead of moving out of the neighborhood. | |
| [03:17] | It’s about time this block started to change. | |
| [03:21] | Yeah, well, n-no, I’m not trying to change anything. | |
| [03:26] | You’ve changed everything. | |
| [03:30] | I just hope you haven’t changed your bedroom curtains. | |
| [03:33] | I like seeing your silhouettes at night. | |
| [03:37] | Tina, are you hearing all this? | |
| [03:39] | Yeah, got it– blackout curtains. | |
| [03:41] | Uh, Miss Kim? | |
| [03:43] | Would you like to see our bedroom | |
| [03:44] | from the inside for a change? | |
| [03:46] | Oh, goodie. | |
| [03:47] | Okay, right this way. | |
| [03:49] | Well, well, well. | |
| [03:51] | Check you out. | |
| [03:53] | New kitchen, | |
| [03:54] | new living room, new furniture. | |
| [03:56] | I don’t even know how to act in this house anymore. | |
| [03:59] | Me neither. He even bougied out his chair. | |
| [04:01] | Well, you know, I upgraded her | |
| [04:03] | a little bit, man. | |
| [04:05] | And she hugs my body | |
| [04:06] | like I just came home from the war. | |
| [04:08] | [laughter] | |
| [04:10] | I’m thinking about giving her a name. | |
| [04:13] | Renata.Renata. | |
| [04:15] | But don’t tell Tina, don’t tell Tina.Oh, no, no, uh-uh. | |
| [04:17] | Hey, come on, let me get y’all a beer, man. | |
| [04:18] | All right, all right. | |
| [04:20] | Uh-oh, look at that, green apples. Okay. | |
| [04:22] | [laughter] | |
| [04:23] | [chuckling] | |
| [04:25] | Thank you, sir. Now hold on. | |
| [04:28] | Let me elevate the experience for you. | |
| [04:31] | Because beer… | |
| [04:33] | tastes better… | |
| [04:34] | in frosted mugs. | |
| [04:36] | [chuckles] | |
| [04:38] | A fridge just for chilling beer mugs? | |
| [04:40] | Fancy. Mm. | |
| [04:42] | Dang. | |
| [04:44] | Ole Calvin used to be one of us. Mm-hmm. | |
| [04:46] | Now he done gone Hollywood. | |
| [04:49] | Can we even use slang in this house anymore? | |
| [04:52] | [laughs] Hey, man. | |
| [04:53] | Come on, now, I’m still Calvin from the block. | |
| [04:56] | Mm.Ain’t nothing changed about me | |
| [04:58] | except for this house, and insurance paid for most of it. | |
| [05:01] | What kind of bougie insurance covers a mug froster? | |
| [05:04] | Man, I own a bar and I don’t even have that. | |
| [05:07] | Well, that’s because I got real insurance. | |
| [05:10] | Not one that has a table at the swap meet. | |
| [05:13] | [both laugh] | |
| [05:15] | I must admit it’s really nice to see | |
| [05:17] | how the other half lives… Hollywood. | |
| [05:20] | [both laugh] | |
| [05:22] | Okay, all right, you two done had your fun, man. | |
| [05:25] | You can stop calling me Hollywood. | |
| [05:27] | Hey, we ain’t mad at you, Hollywood. | |
| [05:30] | [laughter]Don’t call security. | |
| [05:32] | Uh-oh. | |
| [05:34] | No, I don’t have to call security, | |
| [05:35] | but I might call the IRS and let ’em know | |
| [05:37] | that them two kids you claim are not really yours. | |
| [05:44] | Hey, are you almost ready? | |
| [05:46] | We’re gonna be late for Calvin and Tina’s party. | |
| [05:47] | I know, but we need to talk. | |
| [05:50] | Oh, God, what did I do? What did I forget? | |
| [05:51] | Can I just pre-apologize, so we can go to the party? | |
| [05:56] | Look, watch whatever freaky thing you’re into, | |
| [05:58] | just please do it on your own tablet. | |
| [06:02] | ♪ Ride with me, all my girls, all my girls with me… ♪ | |
| [06:04] | ♪ | |
| [06:10] | Why didn’t you tell me you were into videos of women twerking? | |
| [06:14] | I’m not. I’m… | |
| [06:16] | I mean, I am now, uh… | |
| [06:18] | But it wasn’t me who was watching those videos. | |
| [06:21] | [chuckles] Oh, come on, Dave, who else could it be? | |
| [06:23] | Hey, I’m ready to go. | |
| [06:27] | Marty said the housewarming’s turning into a dance party. | |
| [06:29] | I don’t want to miss that. | |
| [06:31] | I bet you don’t. | |
| [06:34] | [door closes]Dave! | |
| [06:36] | Today it’s twerking videos, | |
| [06:38] | tomorrow it’s something… | |
| [06:40] | twerkier. | |
| [06:41] | Okay, well… | |
| [06:44] | let’s cancel the Internet. | |
| [06:45] | No. | |
| [06:47] | I think it’s time we have a more | |
| [06:48] | mature conversation with him about sex. | |
| [06:51] | We’ve already explained the basics, | |
| [06:53] | so we just need to take it up a level. | |
| [06:54] | Yeah, you’re right, but I’ll-I’ll do it. | |
| [06:56] | Make it a father-son bonding thing. | |
| [06:59] | But first… | |
| [07:00] | I don’t know how they do this, I mean, just-just physically. | |
| [07:03] | Oh, it’s easy. It’s all in the knees. | |
| [07:09] | ♪ Ride with me… | |
| [07:14] | How’d you get so good at that? | |
| [07:15] | From watching twerking videos. | |
| [07:17] | But I clear my search history. | |
| [07:23] | Hey, Calvin, is Grover inside? | |
| [07:25] | Yeah, he’s in there on my iPad. | |
| [07:28] | Oh, no! | |
| [07:32] | Whoa, look at you. | |
| [07:34] | Frosted mug. Somebody’s living large. | |
| [07:36] | I’m just living, Dave. | |
| [07:40] | Look, I’m sorry, man. It’s just a lot of people | |
| [07:42] | in there with a lot of opinions. | |
| [07:44] | Well, I’m glad you’re out here alone. | |
| [07:48] | We need to talk about sex. | |
| [07:51] | Dave, we’ve had that talk already. | |
| [07:54] | [laughs] | |
| [07:56] | No. | |
| [07:58] | Gemma and I found out that Grover’s been watching | |
| [08:00] | these twerking videos, and now | |
| [08:02] | I have to have a real sex talk with him. | |
| [08:03] | Oh.And I was hoping to run some ideas by you, | |
| [08:05] | since presumably you’ve had to do it twice. | |
| [08:08] | [chuckles] More like six times. | |
| [08:10] | Marty refused to believe that people would engage | |
| [08:14] | in such “inappropriate | |
| [08:16] | and unsanitary behavior.” | |
| [08:20] | Well, look, I’m just trying to avoid it | |
| [08:22] | being awkward and uncomfortable, | |
| [08:24] | like, like the sex talk that I had with my dad. | |
| [08:27] | Well, Dave, you have a way of making | |
| [08:29] | the simplest conversation awkward. | |
| [08:32] | A lot like the way this one started. | |
| [08:35] | Look, I know, and I just… | |
| [08:37] | I don’t want to screw up this up. | |
| [08:38] | Look, man. | |
| [08:41] | In this hyper-sexualized world we live in, | |
| [08:43] | Grover is bound to be exposed one way or the other, | |
| [08:46] | so you’re smart to try to get ahead of this. | |
| [08:49] | But the most important thing you can teach him | |
| [08:52] | is to make good decisions | |
| [08:55] | and treat his partners with respect. | |
| [08:58] | Wow. | |
| [08:59] | You see, that, that was perfect. | |
| [09:03] | Can you be there when I talk to Grover? | |
| [09:07] | So you want your neighbor to watch | |
| [09:10] | while you talk to your son about sex? | |
| [09:14] | No, you’re right. That’s my dad’s sex talk all over again. | |
| [09:20] | Oh, look, baby, the Patels sent us a gift. | |
| [09:23] | You know, the neighborhood is | |
| [09:25] | still talking about the party and our remodel. | |
| [09:28] | Yeah, I know. | |
| [09:29] | I’m just worried that showing off our house | |
| [09:31] | may have sent the wrong message. | |
| [09:33] | I mean, Ernie and the guys | |
| [09:34] | kept saying that I’ve gone Hollywood. | |
| [09:36] | And that the Butlers, we all Bel Air bougie now. | |
| [09:39] | [groans] | |
| [09:41] | Baby, they’re just busting your chops. | |
| [09:43] | They didn’t mean it. | |
| [09:45] | Mama, can I have another espresso macchiato | |
| [09:48] | from your Italian coffee maker, please? | |
| [09:51] | I love how it steams the milk all light and foamy. | |
| [09:53] | Oh, okay. | |
| [09:55] | Oh, you want one, Marty? | |
| [09:57] | Uh, I guess, although last time | |
| [09:59] | the steamed milk was light | |
| [10:01] | but it was not particularly foamy. | |
| [10:03] | No. | |
| [10:05] | Not bougie at all. | |
| [10:08] | So why aren’t y’all drinking the coffee at your own place? | |
| [10:10] | ‘Cause you got all the good stuff. | |
| [10:12] | And we need it especially after playing poker | |
| [10:14] | at Ernie’s all night long.Yeah. | |
| [10:16] | Ernie had a poker night? | |
| [10:17] | Well, yeah, Dad, all the guys were there. | |
| [10:19] | We figured you were busy at the shop. | |
| [10:21] | No. I wasn’t invited. | |
| [10:22] | You see, Tina? | |
| [10:24] | Baby, they probably just forgot. | |
| [10:26] | No, they didn’t forget. | |
| [10:28] | They think I’ve changed, like I’m not one of them anymore. | |
| [10:31] | [stammers] No, no, look, for what it’s worth, Pop, | |
| [10:33] | we did have your back when the guys were clowning you. | |
| [10:36] | You did?BOTH: Yeah. | |
| [10:38] | ‘Cause they was going in on you, Pop! | |
| [10:40] | Yo, Ernie said you are so siditty, | |
| [10:43] | you now pronounce your name | |
| [10:44] | [French accent]: Cal-veen Boot-lar! | |
| [10:49] | [both laughing] | |
| [10:50] | Ah! | |
| [10:52] | [both clearing throats] | |
| [10:55] | After a couple hours of clowning you, | |
| [10:57] | we was like, “That’s my daddy, come on, now, like…” | |
| [10:59] | That’s what you did? | |
| [11:01] | Yeah.Yeah, we did. | |
| [11:02] | Okay, well, Cal-veen | |
| [11:04] | says get your own damn coffees. | |
| [11:06] | No, Daddy, no… | |
| [11:08] | Mmm, this isfoamy. | |
| [11:16] | Tina?Mm-hmm. | |
| [11:18] | I was looking at that bidet | |
| [11:20] | and realized this is all your fault. | |
| [11:22] | My fault? How is this my fault? | |
| [11:25] | Well, you’re the one that invited people | |
| [11:27] | over to our new abode and… | |
| [11:28] | Did I just say “abode”? | |
| [11:32] | What have you done to me? | |
| [11:34] | You know what, maybe I have changed. | |
| [11:36] | Baby, you haven’t changed. | |
| [11:38] | You just now have a house that’s tailored to your taste. | |
| [11:41] | They’ll come around. | |
| [11:43] | No, this is how it starts, Tina. | |
| [11:46] | First you’re not invited to poker. | |
| [11:48] | Then you’re shunned by your whole community. | |
| [11:50] | Eventually your only friend | |
| [11:52] | is a recliner named Renata. | |
| [11:56] | Yeah, I knew you would name it. | |
| [11:59] | Babe, the way she cradles me in her lap… | |
| [12:02] | just calling her “chair” felt rude. | |
| [12:06] | Don’t make me rip out her stuffing. | |
| [12:10] | Look, baby, you’re just overreacting about all of this. | |
| [12:12] | Our community still looks to you as a leader. | |
| [12:16] | No, babe, not if they can’t relate to me. | |
| [12:19] | They’re starting to pull away, Tina. | |
| [12:21] | Because they think… | |
| [12:23] | they think I’m the new Omarosa. | |
| [12:26] | Okay. | |
| [12:28] | All right, no, how about this, why don’t you invite | |
| [12:30] | the guys over to watch a game? | |
| [12:32] | You can talk a lot of trash and prove to them | |
| [12:35] | that you’re still the same old Calvin. | |
| [12:37] | [British accent]: Splendid idea! | |
| [12:40] | This house got me saying “splendid” | |
| [12:43] | with a British accent. | |
| [12:44] | Yeah. | |
| [12:46] | You know what, now I’m peeved. | |
| [12:49] | You know what, damn it, I’m gonna just stop talking. | |
| [12:53] | Which is why the most important thing is consent. | |
| [12:56] | You know, you never want to make anyone do something | |
| [12:58] | that they’re not comfortable with. | |
| [13:00] | Well, you make me clean my room. | |
| [13:02] | I didn’t consentto that. | |
| [13:07] | Well, that’s your mom, not me. | |
| [13:09] | Now, let’s talk about those twerking videos. | |
| [13:12] | It is completely normal for you to want to watch them. | |
| [13:15] | Oh, good, but why can’t I stop watching them? | |
| [13:20] | That’s a good question. | |
| [13:22] | Uh, well… | |
| [13:24] | Grover, we have these things called hormones. | |
| [13:26] | Uh, which are… | |
| [13:29] | you know, little guys that bounce around inside your body | |
| [13:31] | and… make you want to buy engagement rings | |
| [13:34] | and… be nice to passive- aggressive mother-in-laws. | |
| [13:40] | What? | |
| [13:42] | No, I get it, I get it, it’s-it’s complicated. | |
| [13:45] | Luckily… | |
| [13:46] | I’ve written a song. | |
| [13:48] | Oh, no. | |
| [13:52] | [laughter, clamoring] | |
| [13:54] | See, what’d I tell you, man? | |
| [13:55] | Just a regular old game night with the regular fellas. | |
| [13:58] | Yeah, all right.Yeah! | |
| [14:00] | Thanks for having us over, Calvin. | |
| [14:01] | This new 4K TV is no joke. | |
| [14:04] | The Lakers look like they’re actually in the living room. | |
| [14:08] | ALL: Oh! | |
| [14:09] | I thought Durant was | |
| [14:10] | actually gonna kick me. | |
| [14:11] | [laughter, clamoring] | |
| [14:13] | Ooh, LeBron on a breakaway. There he go! | |
| [14:15] | Boom! | |
| [14:16] | [cheering, clamoring] | |
| [14:20] | Uh… Malcolm did it. | |
| [14:22] | What? Malcolm did it. | |
| [14:23] | Ernie did it. | |
| [14:25] | [stammers] Do not point your finger at me. | |
| [14:27] | Okay, all right, guys, come on, now. | |
| [14:29] | Accidents happen. | |
| [14:30] | Ain’t nothing a few napkins can’t take care of. | |
| [14:32] | Here you go, just get that. | |
| [14:35] | Are you okay?I’m okay. | |
| [14:37] | Yeah. | |
| [14:40] | Ernie?Hmm? | |
| [14:41] | Old buddy, you mind, uh, taking your feet off my ottoman? | |
| [14:44] | It’s an ottoman. | |
| [14:46] | Isn’t that where you’re supposed to put your feet? | |
| [14:48] | Not when it’s made out of Bolivian bovine, no. | |
| [14:51] | Oh, I thought you said make ourselves at home, | |
| [14:54] | Hollywood. | |
| [14:56] | [laughter] | |
| [14:57] | You’re right, you’re right. | |
| [15:01] | Mi casa, su casa. | |
| [15:03] | Yeah.Well, in that case… | |
| [15:05] | [electricity buzzes]ALL: Oh! | |
| [15:07] | I’m sorry, I think I broke your remote. | |
| [15:09] | That wasn’t just a remote! | |
| [15:11] | That was a new smart-house, multi-platform, | |
| [15:13] | touch-screen keypad. | |
| [15:15] | My bad, Hollywood. | |
| [15:17] | But if it was so smart, it should’ve moved out of the way. | |
| [15:20] | [laughter] | |
| [15:21] | Move… get out the way!Get out the way! | |
| [15:24] | You know what, that’s it! | |
| [15:26] | You know what, I’m tired of y’all thinking I’m different | |
| [15:28] | because of my house. | |
| [15:30] | Yes, it’s beautiful. | |
| [15:32] | And, yes, I’m proud of it, but just like y’all, | |
| [15:34] | I work hard to have what I have. | |
| [15:36] | Now get your Sasquatch feet off my ottoman! | |
| [15:39] | Hey, uh… [clears throat] | |
| [15:40] | I think what my pops is trying to say is, | |
| [15:42] | please respect his space. | |
| [15:43] | CALVIN: I-I’m sorry, was I not clear? | |
| [15:45] | What I’m saying is… | |
| [15:47] | get the hell out of here! | |
| [15:48] | Go! Everybody…You talking to me? | |
| [15:50] | Put the cup down, Ernie, put the cup down. | |
| [15:52] | You know that, and don’t try to get no salsa, | |
| [15:54] | don’t try to take no chips. Everybody, go. | |
| [15:57] | You know, I got to say, | |
| [15:59] | you’re starting to feel like the old Calvin again. | |
| [16:02] | Oh, you miss the old Calvin? | |
| [16:03] | Yeah, man. | |
| [16:04] | Well, this is gonna warm your heart. | |
| [16:10] | So, you see, there’s these things called hormones. | |
| [16:13] | And they make you want to buy expensive stuff. | |
| [16:17] | And you need consent, but not when it comes | |
| [16:18] | to cleaning your room or eating broccoli. | |
| [16:22] | Well, you know, it makes more sense if you sing it. | |
| [16:23] | So the song is basically about… | |
| [16:25] | ♪ Touching and rubbing | |
| [16:28] | ♪ And putting… Thank you for sharing, Grover. | |
| [16:30] | But I believe they’ve heard enough. | |
| [16:35] | What were you thinking? | |
| [16:36] | Every kid on the playground is singing about sex, | |
| [16:39] | like it’s a fun Taylor Swift song. | |
| [16:41] | What do you have to say for yourself? | |
| [16:46] | Did they really compare my songwriting to Taylor Swift? | |
| [16:51] | Okay, I’m sorry… | |
| [16:54] | Ms. Johnson, but can we please talk about this at home? | |
| [16:57] | No, because I’m not your wife right now. | |
| [16:58] | I am your son’s principal. | |
| [17:00] | Okay, well, in my defense, | |
| [17:02] | how do you explain hormones? | |
| [17:04] | I mean, nobody knows what those things are. | |
| [17:06] | They’re our bodies’ chemical messengers. | |
| [17:10] | Ooh, that’s good, I got to add that to my sex talk song. | |
| [17:12] | What rhymes with messenger? | |
| [17:14] | Got it. “Sex with her.” | |
| [17:19] | Dave, Grover needs | |
| [17:21] | real information about sex. | |
| [17:22] | Yeah, I know… you’re right. | |
| [17:24] | I overthought it. I just, I didn’t want it to be | |
| [17:26] | like the sex talk I had with my dad. | |
| [17:28] | Everything was a power tool reference. | |
| [17:30] | I still feel dirty walking around the Home Depot. | |
| [17:37] | Okay, so… | |
| [17:39] | what does this thing do again? | |
| [17:40] | It’s a convection oven. | |
| [17:42] | It can braise, roast and toast.[doorbell rings] | |
| [17:44] | Isn’t that what a regular oven does? | |
| [17:47] | Well, this one convections. | |
| [17:49] | Oh. | |
| [17:51] | Well, that clears that up. | |
| [17:54] | Oh, hey, Ernie. Come on in. | |
| [17:56] | Thank you.Mm-hmm. | |
| [17:57] | CALVIN: Oh, quick, Tina. | |
| [17:59] | Hide the Grey Poupon | |
| [18:01] | before Ernie accuses me of being | |
| [18:02] | a mustard elitist. | |
| [18:06] | [chuckles] | |
| [18:08] | Actually, that’s why I’m here. | |
| [18:10] | I want to apologize | |
| [18:12] | for all the snide comments and rude jokes. | |
| [18:16] | You didn’t deserve that. | |
| [18:17] | Yeah, man, I mean, we’ve always kidded around, | |
| [18:20] | giving each other a hard time, but… this felt different. | |
| [18:23] | I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I was jealous. | |
| [18:26] | I had a bad year at the bar. I’m two months behind | |
| [18:30] | on rent and I… | |
| [18:32] | might have to shut down. | |
| [18:35] | But-but I still shouldn’t have taken | |
| [18:36] | my frustrations out on you. | |
| [18:39] | I’m sorry. | |
| [18:41] | Wow, man. | |
| [18:43] | I didn’t know. | |
| [18:45] | Look, apology accepted. | |
| [18:48] | Thanks. So… | |
| [18:49] | why don’t you stay and have some dinner with us. | |
| [18:51] | Well, I have good timing. [chuckles] | |
| [18:53] | Can I get you a beer? | |
| [18:55] | Oh, could I get one of them frosted mugs? | |
| [18:56] | Oh, you ain’t said nothing but a word. | |
| [18:58] | Ah… | |
| [18:59] | Yeah, yeah, all right, y’all. | |
| [19:01] | Time for me to head home. | |
| [19:04] | Thank you for the hospitality.TINA: Okay. | |
| [19:05] | Oh, hey, hey! Was that chicken convectioned? | |
| [19:08] | Why, yes, it was. | |
| [19:10] | Thank you for noticing. | |
| [19:12] | I knew it, yeah, yeah. | |
| [19:14] | Oh, uh, Ernie, before you go, | |
| [19:16] | um, there’s something that we wanted to give you. | |
| [19:18] | What’s this? Look, man, | |
| [19:20] | I’m not a rich man, but I am a blessed one.Yes. | |
| [19:23] | And as a small business owner, | |
| [19:25] | I know how tough times can be. | |
| [19:27] | But even more importantly, man, you’re my boy. | |
| [19:30] | So I know you would do the same for me. | |
| [19:34] | Aw… | |
| [19:36] | Hey, look… | |
| [19:38] | Thank-thank you, but I-I can’t take this. | |
| [19:40] | Oh…You can and you will. | |
| [19:44] | I appreciate it. | |
| [19:46] | Yeah, besides, man, that right there, that’s a loan. | |
| [19:49] | Don’t think your boy out here giving away free money. | |
| [19:52] | [laughs] Now, that is the old Calvin. | |
| [19:54] | Yeah. | |
| [19:56] | Hey, thanks, you two. | |
| [19:57] | And I promise I will repay this loan | |
| [19:59] | when I can. | |
| [20:01] | And when you do, make sure you give me | |
| [20:03] | that other $40 you owe me. | |
| [20:04] | [laughs]:Yeah! | |
| [20:11] | And that’s how things really work. | |
| [20:14] | Wow! | |
| [20:18] | So, now that you have this information, | |
| [20:20] | if you share it with your friends, | |
| [20:21] | just stick to the facts. | |
| [20:23] | Oh, don’t worry. I’d never talk to my friends about this. | |
| [20:26] | Now that I know how disgusting it is, count me out. | |
| [20:31] | Well, that went well. | |
| [20:33] | I know. | |
| [20:35] | I kind of want to update my sex talk song now. | |
| [20:40] | Let me know what you think of this. | |
| [20:42] | ♪ She’s got it, she’s hypnotic | |
| [20:46] | ♪ But now she’s on antibiotics | |
| [20:50] | ♪ She’s got it, she’s hyp… | |
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