| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:06] | TINA: All right– | |
| [00:07] | Bam. | |
| [00:08] | Queen of hearts? Oh, babe. | |
| [00:11] | Even when you’re not on my team, you help me win. | |
| [00:13] | Eh. | |
| [00:15] | Come on, Dave, slap that spade on her. | |
| [00:16] | Let’s go, baby.DAVE: All right. | |
| [00:17] | Coming right up.[phone ringing] | |
| [00:21] | I’m sorry, I got to take this. | |
| [00:23] | Hello, Terrence. Again. | |
| [00:25] | CALVIN: Hey, hurry up, man. | |
| [00:26] | This is Spades. This is not a game. | |
| [00:28] | [scoffs] He’s been on that phone all day. | |
| [00:31] | Yeah, it’s his new mediation clients. | |
| [00:33] | Two rich brothers who don’t get along. | |
| [00:35] | CALVIN: Uh, well, | |
| [00:36] | there’s gonna be a mediation | |
| [00:38] | between me and him, if he doesn’t come over here | |
| [00:39] | and help us win this book. | |
| [00:42] | Hey, sorry about that, guys. Okay, where were we? | |
| [00:44] | Oh, we were talking about your jackass clients. | |
| [00:47] | Well, as their mediator, I can’t say that. | |
| [00:49] | Yeah, well, I can. | |
| [00:51] | Look, lately, all of your clients have been– | |
| [00:53] | how can I put this nicely– total jackasses. | |
| [00:59] | You haven’t been happy at work in a long time. | |
| [01:01] | Well, maybe not, but if I can get these guys to agree | |
| [01:04] | on where to build their new factory, | |
| [01:05] | not only will it create, well, a lot of jobs, | |
| [01:08] | but happy Dave will return. | |
| [01:10] | Hmm. | |
| [01:11] | Happy Dave needs | |
| [01:13] | to return his ass back to this game. | |
| [01:14] | Mm, yeah.Let’s go, baby. | |
| [01:16] | So, what you got? What you got?Okay, all right. Let’s do this. | |
| [01:18] | We’re about to run a Baltimore on you two. | |
| [01:20] | [laughter] | |
| [01:21] | No. | |
| [01:22] | It’s called a Boston, Dave, | |
| [01:24] | but good trash talk, man. | |
| [01:26] | Come on, man. Hit them with it, baby. | |
| [01:28] | Well, let’s g… Sorry.[phone ringing] | |
| [01:30] | It’s the other brother. I’m so sorry. There you go. | |
| [01:32] | [shouts] Our book. | |
| [01:34] | No, no, no, baby, no, he was distracted. | |
| [01:36] | That’s a do-over. | That’s a do-over. |
| [01:38] | No, no do-overs, okay? | |
| [01:40] | This is Spades. This ain’t a game! | |
| [01:41] | Nope. [laughs] | |
| [01:44] | Know what? That’s it for me. | |
| [01:47] | I’m never being Dave’s partner on anything ever again. | |
| [01:50] | Okay, well, I got them off my back for now, | |
| [01:52] | but guess we’re playing golf tomorrow | |
| [01:54] | at the very exclusive Samora Country Club. | |
| [01:56] | I just have to find a fourth. | |
| [01:59] | Partner. | |
| [02:02] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
| [02:04] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. | |
| [02:11] | Man, look at this place. | |
| [02:14] | There are countries smaller than this course. | |
| [02:17] | I got to get in good with these guys | |
| [02:19] | so I can get invited back. | |
| [02:20] | Well, that’s fine, but just remember, this whole day | |
| [02:24] | is about getting the Wilton brothers to relax | |
| [02:26] | and agree where to build their new factory, | |
| [02:28] | so just be cool and leave everything to me. | |
| [02:30] | [laughs, stammers] | |
| [02:31] | You telling meto be cool? | |
| [02:34] | Dave, I’m always cool. | |
| [02:37] | Wow. Is that Sylvester Stallone? | |
| [02:40] | Yo. What’s up? | |
| [02:43] | Ooh, Calvin. | |
| [02:46] | Calvin. Here they come. | |
| [02:47] | What a splendid day. | |
| [02:49] | The air is positively salubrious. | |
| [02:54] | Uh, hey, uh, Terrence, this is my friend, Calvin. | |
| [02:57] | What’s up, Terrence?Hello. | |
| [02:59] | Hmm, firm shake there. | |
| [03:00] | You strike me as a Columbia man. | |
| [03:03] | Am I right? | |
| [03:04] | Uh, no. I’ve been to Cabo. | |
| [03:07] | Hey, don’t sleep on those cruises. | |
| [03:08] | They got everything. | |
| [03:09] | [laughs] | |
| [03:11] | This fellow’s a riot. | |
| [03:12] | Where is my brother? | |
| [03:13] | Up to his usual shenanigans, no doubt. | |
| [03:15] | ♪ It’s a whole lot of money in this mother ♪ | |
| [03:18] | ♪ Barbia | |
| [03:21] | ♪ It’s a whole lot of money in this… ♪ | |
| [03:24] | I’m here. | |
| [03:25] | And the party starts when? Now. | |
| [03:28] | [laughs] | |
| [03:29] | Jordan Wilton. What’s happening, fellas? | |
| [03:33] | Terrence. | |
| [03:34] | Once again, Jordan, your punctuality | |
| [03:37] | is not your strong suit. | |
| [03:38] | Oh, lighten up. I’m on RPT. | |
| [03:42] | That’s Rich People Time. I’m never late. | |
| [03:44] | Well, then, you were tardy for yesterday’s board meeting. | |
| [03:48] | Yeah, you’re right, man. “Bored.” | |
| [03:51] | Can you stop talking? | |
| [03:54] | I come bearing gifts. | |
| [03:56] | I have here 24 karat gold golf tees. | |
| [04:03] | [chuckles] 24 karat gold? | |
| [04:05] | I’m-a commemorate my retirement with this. | |
| [04:08] | All right, guys, we can talk business later. | |
| [04:11] | Calvin, you’re riding with me. | |
| [04:13] | You two loving brothers are together. | |
| [04:15] | Fine, but I don’t want to listen | |
| [04:16] | to loud music with all that bass. | |
| [04:18] | It’s demeaning. It shakes my insides. | |
| [04:22] | Well, maybe I should turn up those heated seats, | |
| [04:24] | to loosen up your sphincter so that stick will fall out. | |
| [04:30] | Wow. | |
| [04:31] | Dave, you got to deal with people like that all the time? | |
| [04:34] | Well, yeah, I mean, I fix people’s problems, | |
| [04:36] | so I get a lot of people with a lot of problems. | |
| [04:39] | Well, I’m glad I just fix cars. | |
| [04:42] | Cars don’t talk back. | |
| [04:44] | If all goes well, by the end of the day, | |
| [04:46] | they’ll be as close as you and me. | |
| [04:47] | TERRENCE: You unhand me before I sue you again! | |
| [04:49] | JORDAN: Family does not sue family. | |
| [04:52] | Wow, are you sure about that? | |
| [04:54] | Ah, you know, it’s nothing. | |
| [04:56] | I– Remember when we first met? | |
| [04:58] | You wanted to put your house up for sale. | |
| [05:00] | Look at us now. | |
| [05:03] | Dave, don’t make me call my Realtor. All right. | |
| [05:08] | Yeesh. Are all of these clothes for the birthday party | |
| [05:12] | that Grover’s going to?Yeah. | |
| [05:13] | He couldn’t decide what outfit he wanted to wear. | |
| [05:15] | Oh. Someone’s got a crush. | |
| [05:18] | [scoffs] | |
| [05:19] | What? No way. | |
| [05:21] | Well, has he been | |
| [05:22] | taking a lot of showers lately | |
| [05:24] | without you telling him? | |
| [05:25] | Well, sure. He has to wash off all that Axe body spray. | |
| [05:28] | Oh, my God! | |
| [05:31] | My baby has a crush on a girl. | |
| [05:35] | Oh. I have to ask him about her. | |
| [05:37] | Eh, uh, but be casual, because if you scare him away, | |
| [05:40] | he’s not gonna talk to you about it. | |
| [05:42] | Tina, I work with kids all day. | |
| [05:44] | I know how to deal with them. I’ll be smooth, girl. | |
| [05:46] | All right. | |
| [05:47] | Which shirt do you like? | |
| [05:49] | Do you have a crush on a girl? | |
| [05:50] | [stammers] | |
| [05:52] | Uh, yeah, real smooth. | |
| [05:54] | What? No. | |
| [05:58] | Okay, maybe I kind of like | |
| [06:00] | this girl named Molly Martin. | |
| [06:01] | She’s Andy’s cousin. | |
| [06:03] | Aw. Is she pretty? | |
| [06:04] | Mom, can we just focus on the shirts? Which one? | |
| [06:07] | Oh, uh, right. The blue one. | |
| [06:10] | Okay, great. The blue one’s definitely out. | |
| [06:14] | I’m gonna find Malcolm and Marty to get their opinion. | |
| [06:18] | We should look up this Molly Martin girl on Instagram. | |
| [06:20] | You know, you parents today got it easy. | |
| [06:23] | Back in the day, I would’ve had to drive | |
| [06:25] | around the neighborhood yelling, | |
| [06:26] | “Does anybody know Molly? Is she cute?” | |
| [06:32] | Oh… | |
| [06:34] | Yes. | |
| [06:35] | Only missed it by a couple of inches. | |
| [06:38] | Let’s celebrate. | |
| [06:40] | Calvin, I’m gonna treat you to a $10,000 cognac. | |
| [06:44] | Did he say cognac or Pontiac? | |
| [06:47] | Either way, I want it. | |
| [06:49] | All right, I’m going to negotiate with Terrence. | |
| [06:53] | You keep Jordan occupied. | |
| [06:55] | [chuckles] You ain’t got to threaten me with a good time. | |
| [07:00] | Hey, Terrence. Looks like, uh, | |
| [07:02] | this one’s gonna break a little bit left. | |
| [07:05] | Well, thank you for your good counsel. | |
| [07:06] | Here’s some more advice. You should talk to your brother. | |
| [07:10] | [grunts softly]You know, there’s something about coming | |
| [07:12] | from the same womb that just, well, it bonds you, you know? | |
| [07:16] | No. | |
| [07:17] | B-But I appreciate you trying to bring us together. | |
| [07:20] | Even though it does conjure up images of my mother’s anatomy. | |
| [07:24] | Well, y-you know what, Terrence, | |
| [07:27] | you know what’s so great about New York City? | |
| [07:29] | It’s an island. You can park your yacht anywhere. | |
| [07:32] | Mm. Hmm. | |
| [07:34] | I hear you, Dave. And I’ll think about it. | |
| [07:37] | All right. | |
| [07:39] | Now, how you like that? | |
| [07:41] | I couldn’t really tell. I might need another one. | |
| [07:44] | That’s fine with me. | |
| [07:47] | You know, I’ve never had this much money | |
| [07:50] | in my stomach before. [chuckles] | |
| [07:53] | And I once swallowed my wife’s wedding ring. | |
| [07:54] | Those were a rough couple of days. | |
| [07:59] | So, off the record, | |
| [08:01] | my brother, he’s like a nap with two legs, ain’t he? | |
| [08:04] | [chuckles] | |
| [08:06] | Yeah, the guy’s like an audiobook that you can’t pause. | |
| [08:10] | [laughs] I nodded off on holes three and four. | |
| [08:14] | You know what? You just earned yourself another shot. | |
| [08:18] | Ho! Let’s go.[phone chiming] | |
| [08:20] | Oh, hold on. Hmm. | |
| [08:22] | It’s my boy Elon. | |
| [08:25] | He wants to give me a new car. | |
| [08:27] | Do you want a Tesla? | |
| [08:29] | Hell yeah, I want a Tesla, man! | |
| [08:32] | Switch. | |
| [08:34] | Your turn to putt with Terrence.N-No, Dave, | |
| [08:35] | we’re just talking about my new Tesla that I… | |
| [08:37] | Switch! I said switch!Okay. Dave. | |
| [08:39] | You don’t have to get so loud. I’m switching. | |
| [08:44] | Aha. | |
| [08:45] | I see you want to take part in this nectar? | |
| [08:47] | Oh, uh, no, thank you. | |
| [08:48] | Uh, I think there’s a time and place | |
| [08:50] | for everything, and you know what? | |
| [08:51] | There is a good time and place to think about | |
| [08:54] | what’s best for your company. | |
| [08:56] | Now, Jordan, | |
| [08:58] | I know you like to do things big. | |
| [09:00] | But in Nashville, you could do ’em even bigger. | |
| [09:03] | You know what that is? | |
| [09:04] | Huge. | |
| [09:07] | You know what? | |
| [09:08] | Between the cognac, my head and your words, | |
| [09:11] | you’re starting to make sense. | |
| [09:15] | Ah. Nah, it’s the cognac. | |
| [09:18] | [chuckles] | |
| [09:19] | So, your professional advice | |
| [09:22] | is that I should open up more auto shops? | |
| [09:24] | No, no, no, not you. | |
| [09:26] | You should franchise them. | |
| [09:27] | You make the little guy make you money. Hmm? | |
| [09:30] | [chuckles] | |
| [09:31] | This is some good stuff, man. I need to write this down. | |
| [09:34] | Oh, don’t worry about it, don’t worry about it. | |
| [09:35] | We’ll-we’ll discuss it all next weekend right here. | |
| [09:38] | [mouths] [chuckles] | |
| [09:40] | You know, I’ll even share my secret | |
| [09:41] | on how I garnered my first billion. | |
| [09:44] | Your first billion?[laughs] | |
| [09:46] | I need to get me some little guys. | |
| [09:48] | [both laugh] | |
| [09:49] | Calvin, we’re cut from the same cloth. | |
| [09:51] | Smart businessmen. Not like my brother over there | |
| [09:53] | who flushes money down the toilet. | |
| [09:55] | Seriously, he thinks it’s good for the plumbing. | |
| [09:58] | Yeah, he does spend money like a third world dictator, right? | |
| [10:02] | But without the fun little hat. | |
| [10:08] | All right, little man. Let’s see the outfit. | |
| [10:12] | [laughs]:Oh… | |
| [10:15] | Okay. | |
| [10:17] | Hey, see, this is the one. You look good, man. | |
| [10:20] | I’m trying to look cool, like J-Hope from BTS. | |
| [10:24] | Molly loves him, but J-Hope’s hair is straighter than mine, | |
| [10:27] | so I thought I could use this. | |
| [10:31] | Mama’s hair perm? | |
| [10:32] | Yeah, uh… [clears throat] | |
| [10:34] | Grover, you can’t use this. | |
| [10:36] | Why? | |
| [10:38] | It says my hair will be flat and silky. | |
| [10:39] | It’s exactly what I want. | |
| [10:42] | Uh, little boy, um… | |
| [10:46] | hair straighteners have strong chemicals in them. | |
| [10:49] | You can’t mess around with this stuff. | |
| [10:50] | Okay. I’ll put it back. | |
| [10:52] | [laughs] Man. | |
| [10:55] | You know, today he’s trying to look like J-Hope, | |
| [10:57] | and tomorrow it’s Michael B. Jordan. | |
| [10:59] | Ah. Well, I mean, let’s be real. | |
| [11:01] | We are all trying to look like Michael B. Jordan. | |
| [11:03] | Yeah. | |
| [11:08] | [laughter]CALVIN: Not bad. Not-not bad. | |
| [11:10] | Okay, all right, my turn. I got one. | |
| [11:13] | Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? | |
| [11:15] | Why? | |
| [11:16] | In case he got a hole in one. | |
| [11:19] | [laughter]I know. | |
| [11:21] | I know it’s corny, but it’s good. | |
| [11:23] | See that? Laughter truly is the best medicine. | |
| [11:25] | L-Look at this. | |
| [11:26] | Two titans of industry | |
| [11:27] | finding common ground. | |
| [11:29] | CALVIN: Oh. | |
| [11:30] | To common ground.Yeah. | |
| [11:31] | To common ground. | |
| [11:32] | CALVIN: Hey.TERRENCE: You know, Jordan, | |
| [11:33] | I’m ready to work this out. | |
| [11:35] | If you could just refrain from– how did you put it, Calvin? | |
| [11:37] | Spending money | |
| [11:39] | like a third world dictator | |
| [11:40] | without the fun hats. | |
| [11:43] | You said that? | |
| [11:44] | [stammers] | |
| [11:45] | I got plenty of fun hats. | |
| [11:46] | CALVIN: Look, | |
| [11:48] | I-I said it, but remember, tone is everything. | |
| [11:52] | W-Well, maybe I misunderstand your tone | |
| [11:55] | when you said that my brother was so boring | |
| [11:57] | that you fell asleep on holes three and four. | |
| [12:01] | I beg your pardon? | |
| [12:03] | You know, once again, tone, man. | |
| [12:06] | You know? Tone. | |
| [12:08] | Guys, guys, we were doing so well. | |
| [12:10] | Let’s be escalators and keep moving up. | |
| [12:13] | Well, this escalator’s going down. | |
| [12:15] | You know what? | |
| [12:17] | I think Calvin’s playing us. | |
| [12:18] | CALVIN: Jordan, come on, man, | |
| [12:20] | I was just messing around… | |
| [12:21] | I’m out! | |
| [12:26] | No Tesla for you. | |
| [12:30] | You know, it’s people like you who make people like us | |
| [12:32] | stay away from people like you. | |
| [12:39] | [groans] | |
| [12:40] | Well, that took a turn. | |
| [12:42] | No kidding. I just lost a Tesla. | |
| [12:53] | Look, Dave. | |
| [12:55] | I know getting these two brothers together was important. | |
| [12:58] | Mm-hmm.I-I hope I didn’t mess that up for you. | |
| [13:01] | But those guys were ticked off. | |
| [13:06] | Yes. | |
| [13:07] | But the good news is, | |
| [13:09] | they’re not ticked off at each other anymore. | |
| [13:11] | Now they’re mad at somebody else. | |
| [13:14] | [chuckles] What did you do, Dave? | |
| [13:20] | No. No, no. | |
| [13:21] | Uh, not me, you. | |
| [13:26] | Now I can use what’s called strategic leverage. | |
| [13:29] | A common enemy always brings people together. | |
| [13:32] | Now we just need to get them to focus their anger at you. | |
| [13:37] | I don’t know, that sounds dangerous. | |
| [13:41] | But, hey, that’s okay. | |
| [13:43] | Because if one of them fools put their hands on me, | |
| [13:46] | their company’s going to be Wilton, Wilton and Calvin. | |
| [13:50] | You can believe that. | |
| [13:55] | Yes. I found Molly’s Instagram page. | |
| [13:58] | Ooh.[gasps] | |
| [14:00] | Oh, she went to STEM camp. | |
| [14:02] | So she’s smart. Mm-hmm. | |
| [14:04] | Wait a minute. This girl is 13? | |
| [14:08] | Okay. Well, Grover’s found himself a cougar. | |
| [14:11] | No… Oh. | |
| [14:13] | Tina, that is not funny. She’s way too mature for Grover. | |
| [14:17] | Oh, please, they’re just a year apart. | |
| [14:19] | U-Uh, a year is a lifetime at that age. | |
| [14:22] | Girls are way more advanced. | |
| [14:24] | In puberty years, she’s a 33-year-old divorcée, | |
| [14:27] | newly single and ready to mingle. | |
| [14:30] | Uh, Mom. I think I did something wrong. | |
| [14:32] | My head’s itching and tingling. | |
| [14:34] | What? What did you put in your hair? | |
| [14:35] | I took Miss Tina’s straightener to flatten my hair. | |
| [14:38] | [gasps]Boy, you put my perm | |
| [14:40] | in your hair? | |
| [14:42] | You didn’t see that whole Black lady on the box? | |
| [14:45] | [shouts] Now it’s burning! Help!Oh, no. What do we do? What do we do? | |
| [14:47] | Okay, take him over to the sink. We got wash it out.Okay, okay, okay. | |
| [14:50] | Okay. O-Okay. Uh, don’t worry, baby.All right, bring it over, okay. | |
| [14:52] | Okay?Here, I’ll turn it on. Okay. | |
| [14:53] | Don’t worry, baby, it’s gonna be fine.It’s gonna be okay. | |
| [14:55] | It will be fine, right, Tina? | |
| [14:57] | Uh, eventually. | |
| [15:04] | Man, I can’t believe the valet lost all of our car keys. | |
| [15:11] | The incompetent plebs. | |
| [15:13] | Siri, order me a helicopter to pick me up in 15 minutes. | |
| [15:20] | Does Two-Face have to be here? | |
| [15:23] | More like the Joker. | |
| [15:25] | You know the one who did the weird dance on the stairs. | |
| [15:27] | Remember him?[laughs] | |
| [15:29] | Oh, that is so funny. | |
| [15:31] | You know what’s not funny? | |
| [15:33] | When your ass is broke in two years, | |
| [15:35] | and the closest you’ll get to a Tesla | |
| [15:36] | is when you’re washing one. | |
| [15:41] | Easy there, bro. | |
| [15:42] | He’s still family, and he has an emergency fund. | |
| [15:45] | I-I forgot to tell you, uh, | |
| [15:47] | I spent that.What? | |
| [15:49] | Yeah, yeah, uh, Calvin, ease up. | |
| [15:52] | No, no, no, I’m keeping it real. | |
| [15:54] | And you, Mr. I Make Billions Off the Little Guy, | |
| [15:59] | how do you sleep at night? | |
| [16:00] | Hanging upside down? | |
| [16:04] | Wait a minute, now, you’re talking to my brother. | |
| [16:06] | You don’t want any of this smoke. | |
| [16:09] | [laughs] Smoke? | |
| [16:10] | Man, I got cigars bigger than you. | |
| [16:12] | [stammers] | |
| [16:14] | You keep up with this defamation, you vulgarian, | |
| [16:16] | I’ll tie you up in court so long, | |
| [16:18] | your grandchildren will need lawyers. | |
| [16:21] | Way to go, T. | |
| [16:22] | What? | |
| [16:26] | Now, look at that. You guys cansee eye to eye. | |
| [16:30] | Now, why not come to an agreement | |
| [16:31] | on where the new factory should be built? | |
| [16:33] | JORDAN: No. No. | |
| [16:34] | Great, still on the same page. | |
| [16:36] | Now, Jordan, why are you so stuck on New York? | |
| [16:40] | The nightlife, baby. | |
| [16:42] | Okay, and, Terrence, what do you love about Nashville? | |
| [16:46] | The tax breaks, obviously. | |
| [16:48] | Okay, well, is there any place that you guys | |
| [16:50] | could have both the nightlife and the tax break? | |
| [16:55] | Vegas.Vegas. | |
| [16:56] | I said it first. | |
| [16:57] | But I thought it first. | |
| [16:58] | It doesn’t matter. You guys came to an agreement. | |
| [17:01] | And in the state of California, especially on a golf course, | |
| [17:04] | verbal agreements are binding. | |
| [17:05] | Don’t look it up. | |
| [17:07] | You see what happens | |
| [17:09] | when you guys compromise? | |
| [17:10] | Too soon. | |
| [17:13] | Don’t ruin this, Calvin. | |
| [17:17] | Did you really spend your emergency fund? | |
| [17:18] | Uh, way gone. And some of yours, too. | |
| [17:22] | Well, | |
| [17:24] | thanks for your help, Calvin.Yeah. | |
| [17:25] | And I’m sorry that they were so rude. | |
| [17:27] | Hey, not a problem. | |
| [17:30] | I just found out that this gold tee | |
| [17:33] | is worth about eight grand, man.What? | |
| [17:36] | Give me that. I got to tip my pilot. | |
| [17:40] | Don’t worry, Calvin. I’ll split mine with you. | |
| [17:42] | Ah. | |
| [17:44] | This is going back in the emergency fund. | |
| [17:49] | Excuse me, miss. | |
| [17:51] | Is their tab still open? | |
| [17:54] | We’ll take four lobsters to go. | |
| [17:56] | Okay? Thank you. | |
| [17:58] | Oh, and, uh, don’t skimp on the butter. | |
| [18:03] | Ugh, I needed this. | |
| [18:05] | I can’t believe the miracle you pulled off on Grover’s hair | |
| [18:08] | with just a pair of scissors and a Sharpie. | |
| [18:10] | Ooh. Well, I had to fill in that bald spot. | |
| [18:13] | Mm. I hope he didn’t sweat. | |
| [18:14] | [both laugh] | |
| [18:18] | It hurt my feelings a bit that Grover didn’t want me | |
| [18:20] | to pick him up from the party. | |
| [18:22] | I can’t believe I won’t be the most important woman | |
| [18:24] | in his life soon. | |
| [18:26] | Yeah, he’s growing up, but trust me, nobody can replace Mama, | |
| [18:30] | as long as you keep that fridge stocked. | |
| [18:32] | [laughs]GROVER: Mom. | |
| [18:33] | In here, honey. | |
| [18:35] | Yeah– I’ll come to you.Ah… | |
| [18:37] | Don’t be so desperate. | |
| [18:40] | Hey. How was the party? | |
| [18:42] | Fun. | |
| [18:43] | Everybody liked my new look. | |
| [18:44] | Including Krista. | |
| [18:46] | What, what happened to Molly? | |
| [18:49] | Oh, yeah, I’m still talking to her, too. | |
| [18:51] | [laughs]: Oh! | |
| [18:53] | Player. | |
| [18:55] | There is nothing good to eat in here. | |
| [18:58] | Uh– Come on, little man. Let’s go get some real food. | |
| [19:04] | Let’s go to my mama’s house.[laughs] | |
| [19:06] | You see what he said? My house. | |
| [19:09] | See, trust me, as long as you keep a steady supply | |
| [19:11] | of deli meats and spray cheese in your fridge, | |
| [19:14] | he’ll be yours forever. | |
| [19:16] | [laughs] | |
| [19:22] | You were pretty quiet on the ride home. | |
| [19:25] | Even when “Livin’ on a Prayer” came on. | |
| [19:29] | You know, you should be proud. | |
| [19:31] | You helped create a lot of jobs today. | |
| [19:33] | Yeah, I know. | |
| [19:36] | And I know that that’s a good thing, but, man… [exhales] | |
| [19:38] | …the Wiltons were exhausting. | |
| [19:40] | And they just asked me to be their in-house mediator, | |
| [19:44] | and they’re offering me a ton of money. | |
| [19:47] | That’s great news. Why don’t you tell your face? | |
| [19:52] | Well, because it’s my heart | |
| [19:54] | that doesn’t think that it’s great. | |
| [19:55] | Then buy a new heart. | |
| [19:58] | Okay, for real, man. What’s going on? | |
| [20:02] | Look, all my clients are these rich people that I just… | |
| [20:05] | I can’t relate to. | |
| [20:07] | Or, as Gemma calls them, “jackasses.” | |
| [20:12] | You know, lately I’ve been volunteering at the V.A., | |
| [20:14] | and I just wish that working with people like the Wiltons | |
| [20:18] | was as fulfilling as working with the veterans. | |
| [20:21] | Well, if you enjoy it so much, | |
| [20:23] | why don’t you try to get a job at the V.A.? | |
| [20:27] | You know, actually, they offered me a job. | |
| [20:29] | But I don’t know, the money’s not as good, | |
| [20:31] | and obviously I have to think about my family. | |
| [20:33] | Yeah, man, but you being happy is good for you, | |
| [20:37] | which is good for your family. | |
| [20:40] | I mean, the way I see it, if you find a job you love, | |
| [20:42] | you never have to work a day in your life. | |
| [20:48] | Wow, Calvin. That’s pretty good. | |
| [20:51] | You just make that up? | |
| [20:53] | No. No, it’s right here on the back of this lobster bag. | |
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