| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:08] | Calvin, this place is a real hot spot. | |
| [00:10] | They’re known for their Rosé Lemonades. | |
| [00:14] | Did you order these for our wives | |
| [00:16] | or is the cast of Sex and the Cityon the way? | |
| [00:19] | No, Calvin, these are for us. | |
| [00:21] | I had a rough day at work today. | |
| [00:23] | We are about to get sorority girl wasted. | |
| [00:26] | Nobody’s getting wasted off this Kool-Aid. | |
| [00:29] | Whoa. | |
| [00:31] | [sorority girl voice]: Oh, my God. | |
| [00:33] | Take my keys. I, like, can’t drive. | |
| [00:38] | DAVE: Calvin, look. | |
| [00:39] | It’s Jerome Bettis. | |
| [00:41] | He’s an NFL legend, and he’s just sitting there | |
| [00:43] | drinking a Rosé Lemonade. | |
| [00:46] | Look at that. | |
| [00:47] | Stars, they’re just like us. | |
| [00:51] | Dave, that is not Jerome Bettis. | |
| [00:56] | Oh, my God, I was right. That’s Jerome Bettis. | |
| [00:57] | I’ll be right back. | |
| [01:01] | Jerome Bettis? | |
| [01:02] | My man! | |
| [01:04] | Hey, look. You don’t know me, | |
| [01:05] | but I’m married to your old friend, Tina Plummer. | |
| [01:08] | Lil’ Tee Tee? | |
| [01:09] | Small world! How is she? | |
| [01:12] | Oh, well, she’s Big Tee Tee now. | |
| [01:14] | [chuckles] | |
| [01:15] | Not… not bigbig. | |
| [01:16] | But old. But not oldold. | |
| [01:21] | She’s fine. | |
| [01:23] | Jerome? | |
| [01:24] | Dave Johnson. | |
| [01:25] | That’s on the house. | |
| [01:26] | Looks like we, uh, | |
| [01:28] | all have the same taste buds. | |
| [01:30] | Careful, these lemonades sneak up on you. | |
| [01:33] | Yeah, but, uh, | |
| [01:35] | athletes like us can handle our juice, right? | |
| [01:39] | How much you bench? 185? | |
| [01:43] | In the fifth grade. | |
| [01:44] | [elevator bell dings] | |
| [01:46] | Hey, guys. | |
| [01:48] | Jerome? | |
| [01:49] | If it isn’t Lil’ Tee Tee from the LBC? | |
| [01:52] | [Tina laughing] | |
| [01:54] | Romy, Romy. | |
| [01:55] | Well, you know I’m straight out of Compton. | |
| [01:56] | You’ve seen the movie.Yeah, yeah. | |
| [01:59] | Calvin… | |
| [02:00] | Hey, Gemma. Dave Johnson. | |
| [02:02] | Kalamazoo born and raised. | |
| [02:04] | Okay. | |
| [02:05] | I guess I’m driving. | |
| [02:06] | Oh, wow. | |
| [02:07] | So, uh, what are you doing here? | |
| [02:09] | Well, I’m in town on business. | |
| [02:11] | Uh, I’ve got a shoot over at the Rose Bowl tomorrow. | |
| [02:13] | Oh. that’s by our house. | Oh. You know, |
| [02:15] | Tina and I would love for you to come over for dinner. | |
| [02:17] | Oh, well, I’m sure Jerome is busy. | |
| [02:19] | Well, actually, I am free tomorrow night. | |
| [02:22] | You know, room service– it gets real old, real fast. | |
| [02:25] | Ah.Well, there it is. | |
| [02:27] | Tomorrow night, it’s going down! | |
| [02:30] | Looks like we’re getting on The Bus! | |
| [02:32] | Next stop: Touchdown! | |
| [02:39] | Sorry, but my friend is sorority girl wasted. | |
| [02:42] | Okay, that’s enough for you, Kelly-Jo. | |
| [02:44] | Come on. | |
| [02:46] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
| [02:48] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. | |
| [02:55] | Ooh, Jerome was so cute in his Geico ad. | |
| [02:58] | Mm, back in the day, I would have let him bundle my policies. | |
| [03:02] | [laughs] | |
| [03:04] | Aw, why didn’t you two date? | |
| [03:06] | Oh, we did. | |
| [03:07] | [gasps] | |
| [03:08] | Every summer | |
| [03:10] | in high school, I would visit my granny in Detroit. | |
| [03:12] | So I met Jerome in my senior year, | |
| [03:15] | and, uh, you know, we had a cute little teenage romance. | |
| [03:18] | Aw. Does Calvin know? | |
| [03:20] | No. I would’ve told him, but when we started dating, | |
| [03:23] | he had a “Don’t Ask, Leave the Past in the Past” rule. | |
| [03:26] | Ah. | |
| [03:28] | When we started dating, | |
| [03:29] | Dave had a “Do Ask, Do Tell” rule. | |
| [03:32] | He even told me his first crush was Nancy Reagan. | |
| [03:36] | And yet you still married him. | |
| [03:38] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [03:40] | Eventually, though, his honesty policy grew on me. | |
| [03:43] | He’s the ultimate open book. | |
| [03:45] | He’ll tell anybody anything. | |
| [03:47] | Hmm. Watch. | |
| [03:48] | Dave? | |
| [03:50] | Yes, sweetie? | |
| [03:51] | How many people have you slept with? | |
| [03:53] | Six. Three. | |
| [03:56] | Six? You told me it was three. | |
| [03:58] | Did I? | |
| [03:59] | Wait, did you lie about your number? | |
| [04:02] | Hmm. | |
| [04:04] | [high voice]: Did I? | |
| [04:08] | That’s the same voice you had | |
| [04:09] | when I asked you if you dinged my car last week. | |
| [04:12] | [higher voice]: Is it? | |
| [04:14] | BOTH: Yes, it is. | |
| [04:20] | All right, you got it, little man?Yeah, I got it. | |
| [04:23] | I said, you got it, little man?Yeah, I got it! | |
| [04:25] | All right. One, two, three. | |
| [04:27] | [groans]Yeah, I don’t got it. | |
| [04:29] | D’oh! | |
| [04:32] | Hey, Marty, how come you’re not | |
| [04:33] | helping us get ready for Poker Night? | |
| [04:34] | Well, I am, man. | |
| [04:35] | I’m busy making snacks. | |
| [04:37] | Uh, yeah, that’ll be three large pizzas. | |
| [04:40] | Ooh, and some mozzarella sticks. | |
| [04:41] | Okay, yeah, and-and two dozen mozzarella sticks. | |
| [04:44] | Yeah, Malcolm, give me your debit card. | |
| [04:46] | What? | |
| [04:47] | I didn’t budget for no damn mozzarella sticks. | |
| [04:51] | And yet you got enough money in your budget | |
| [04:53] | for a Captain Kirk Snuggie. | |
| [04:54] | It was a collector’s edition. | |
| [04:56] | That’s an investment. | |
| [05:00] | Man, playing poker is so much more funner | |
| [05:02] | than doing my English homework. | |
| [05:03] | More funner? | |
| [05:05] | Yeah, you might want to try “more harder” | |
| [05:06] | on that homework, brother. | |
| [05:09] | And, yeah, uh, listen. | |
| [05:11] | We appreciate you helping us set up, | |
| [05:12] | but tonight’s for adults only. | |
| [05:14] | I’m sorry, Grover. | |
| [05:16] | Aw, come on. | |
| [05:17] | We got mozzarella sticks coming. | |
| [05:19] | Ooh. Hey, you know what? I’ll save you some. | |
| [05:22] | Fine. | |
| [05:23] | Didn’t want to come to your awesome party anyway. | |
| [05:29] | Look, oh, well. | |
| [05:31] | These poker nights can get kind of wild, Marty. | |
| [05:32] | It’s no place for kids. | |
| [05:34] | And maybe not for you, either. | |
| [05:36] | Yeah. Last time, you lost $100. | |
| [05:38] | Yeah, but this time, I’m prepared. | |
| [05:40] | I’ve created a foolproof system | |
| [05:42] | that calculates the odds by running every permutation | |
| [05:44] | of any given hand to create an advantage in my favor. | |
| [05:48] | So, you’re counting cards? | |
| [05:49] | Yeah, basically. | |
| [05:51] | [knocking at door][grunts] | |
| [05:53] | It’s, it’s… | |
| [05:55] | Hey, dude, hey. What’s up, man? | |
| [05:56] | Good morning.Hey! Sidney! Yo, yo, yo, | |
| [05:58] | yo, yo. | |
| [05:59] | Hey, this is my cousin, Whitney. | |
| [06:01] | She likes poker, so I brought her. | |
| [06:02] | No, I brought you. | |
| [06:04] | I’m the one with the car. | |
| [06:05] | Oh. | |
| [06:06] | Why are you always telling family business? | |
| [06:08] | Why you always broke? | |
| [06:09] | [laughing] | |
| [06:11] | [mutters]Okay. | |
| [06:12] | Well, I got to warn you, Whitney, | |
| [06:14] | I have a math-based system that tells me | |
| [06:16] | there’s an 86% chance | |
| [06:17] | that I’m going to take 93% of your money. | |
| [06:19] | Well, I have a system that tells me you’re 100% corny. | |
| [06:21] | What?It’s called my eyes. | |
| [06:25] | I like her. Yeah, she can stay. | |
| [06:28] | [chuckles] | |
| [06:31] | Hey. Oh, yeah. | |
| [06:33] | Bam! | |
| [06:34] | 1984 Pasadena High School. | |
| [06:37] | First Team All Conference. | |
| [06:39] | Jerome’s gonna feel a lot more comfortable | |
| [06:41] | knowing he’s not the only baller in the house. | |
| [06:43] | [chuckling] | |
| [06:45] | Well, I guess | |
| [06:47] | everyone can reach around your trophy | |
| [06:50] | to get to my artichoke dip. | |
| [06:51] | Or we can | |
| [06:53] | just move your artichoke dip altogether. | |
| [06:59] | Uh, guys, so excited to take a picture with The Bus | |
| [07:03] | I changed three times. | |
| [07:04] | Huh. Are you sure it wasn’t six times? | |
| [07:07] | [knocking at door]Hmm. | |
| [07:08] | [high voice]: Was it? | |
| [07:12] | Romy! Welcome. | |
| [07:14] | My man!My man! | |
| [07:15] | My man! | My man! |
| [07:17] | My mickety, mickety… | |
| [07:18] | All right, who-who wants drinks? | |
| [07:20] | My man? | |
| [07:21] | [Tina chuckles, sighs] | |
| [07:24] | Do I smell artichoke dip? | |
| [07:25] | My man! | |
| [07:33] | Seven. | |
| [07:37] | Just quit, Marty. | |
| [07:38] | You’ve already lost all your poker money. | |
| [07:40] | Do not lose your pride. | |
| [07:41] | What? I– No! I can’t be losing. | |
| [07:43] | I am a damn rocket scientist! | |
| [07:45] | Look, Marty, there’s no shame in quitting. | |
| [07:47] | I do it with jobs all the time. | |
| [07:50] | I’ve won five hands. | |
| [07:52] | And you’ve won zero. | |
| [07:53] | I’m no rocket scientist, | |
| [07:54] | but it sounds like you need to call Houston. | |
| [07:56] | ‘Cause you got a problem. | |
| [07:59] | [chuckles] Okay. | |
| [08:00] | I’ll match all your chips. | |
| [08:02] | My debit card. | |
| [08:04] | MALCOLM: Whoa, whoa, wait. | |
| [08:05] | We haven’t paid rent yet. What about your budget? | |
| [08:07] | Mind your own budget! | |
| [08:09] | I’m also putting in my Apple Watch. | |
| [08:12] | And I raise you my last chip. | |
| [08:15] | Okay. | |
| [08:17] | I call. | |
| [08:19] | [laughing] | |
| [08:22] | Full house! King, seven. | |
| [08:24] | Math wins again. | |
| [08:26] | Or, perhaps, for the first time. | |
| [08:28] | Uh, not so fast. | |
| [08:29] | According to my calculations, and this equation, | |
| [08:32] | “X” equals “you lose.” | |
| [08:34] | What? | |
| [08:36] | Four queens. | |
| [08:37] | [gasps] Oh… | |
| [08:39] | How is this possible, | |
| [08:41] | that I’m losing to somebody related to Trey? | |
| [08:43] | But, honestly, I’m surprised too. That’s… | |
| [08:46] | Here you go, cuz. | |
| [08:47] | Thank you. | |
| [08:49] | Oh, look. Marty, | |
| [08:50] | my new Apple Watch says it’s time for you to breathe. | |
| [08:53] | My mama gave me that watch. | |
| [08:58] | All right. I know they always called you The Bus, | |
| [09:02] | but back in the day, | |
| [09:03] | they called me The Truck. | |
| [09:05] | ’cause I used to haul ass into the end zone. | |
| [09:07] | Ha! My man! My man. | |
| [09:10] | Ha-ha. My man! | |
| [09:11] | My m– Dave, no. | |
| [09:17] | Hey, we’re outta beer and I’m outta money. | |
| [09:20] | And Mom wasn’t lying about knowing Jerome Bettis. | |
| [09:23] | What? [chuckles] | |
| [09:24] | Yeah, well, Jerome and I go way back | |
| [09:27] | to a time when Amazon was just a jungle. | |
| [09:31] | Jerome, what was my mama like as a kid? | |
| [09:33] | Lil’ Tee Tee? | |
| [09:34] | She was a lot of fun. | |
| [09:35] | She was the best skater in our crew. | |
| [09:37] | Except for me, of course. | |
| [09:38] | Man, please. You know, it’s funny | |
| [09:40] | how you were selling Geico, | |
| [09:42] | but whenever you got on wheels, | |
| [09:44] | your ass would crash. | |
| [09:45] | [laughter] | |
| [09:47] | You always did talk a lot of trash. | |
| [09:48] | CALVIN: Yeah, sure.[Jerome chuckles] | |
| [09:50] | And I remember you loved the movies, | |
| [09:53] | That’s why we spent a lot of time at the local drive-in. | |
| [09:57] | Drive-in? | |
| [09:58] | That requires a car. | |
| [09:59] | With you two alone in it. | |
| [10:01] | Yeah. And-and my car was so small, | |
| [10:03] | she was practically sitting on my lap. | |
| [10:06] | [laughs] | |
| [10:07] | E-Excuse me? | |
| [10:09] | Aw, it was like a, like a summer romance. | |
| [10:11] | Like– like Danny and Sandy. | |
| [10:13] | Romance?Well– | |
| [10:14] | Grease! We saw that together. | |
| [10:16] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and Saturday Night Fever. | |
| [10:19] | It was a-a Travolta double feature. | |
| [10:21] | Double feature? | |
| [10:22] | That’s a awful lot of lap sitting. | |
| [10:25] | Wait a minute. | |
| [10:27] | Y… You guys weren’t a couple, were you? | |
| [10:28] | No, no, no, no, no. It was nothing like that. | |
| [10:29] | Uh, no, it was just a teenage fling. | |
| [10:32] | Fling? | |
| [10:34] | My woman… | |
| [10:37] | …and my man? | |
| [10:40] | [chuckling]: Oh. | |
| [10:41] | Oh, man. | |
| [10:49] | This was fun.Good seeing you, Romy. | |
| [10:51] | Next time I’m in town, | |
| [10:52] | I’m taking you guys to dinner. | |
| [10:54] | See you, Tee Tee.All right, now. | |
| [10:56] | Okay. | |
| [10:58] | I’m sure you’ve got to get going, man. | |
| [10:59] | Got one of those Hall of Fame meetings to get to. | |
| [11:02] | And get that yellow jacket out of the dry cleaners, okay? | |
| [11:05] | So drive safe, my man. | |
| [11:06] | All right? | |
| [11:12] | Well, that was embarrassing. | |
| [11:15] | Well, yes, it was. | |
| [11:16] | You embarrassed the hell out of me, Tina. | |
| [11:18] | I embarrassed you? | |
| [11:20] | You were the one acting crazy tonight. | |
| [11:22] | Well, you would have, too, | |
| [11:23] | if you would’ve learned what I just learned. | |
| [11:25] | I mean, who else did you date | |
| [11:27] | that you forgot to mention? | |
| [11:28] | Barack Obama? | |
| [11:29] | Nelson Mandela? | |
| [11:31] | Ja Rule? | |
| [11:32] | I didn’t forget to mention anything. | |
| [11:34] | I was just following your | |
| [11:36] | “Don’t Ask, Leave the Past in the Past” rule. | |
| [11:40] | Well, if your past is all up in your house | |
| [11:41] | eating your food, then it’s in the present. | |
| [11:43] | You think it’s easy | |
| [11:45] | for me to hear about you dating a famous athlete? | |
| [11:48] | You were the one who came up with the “Don’t Ask” rule. | |
| [11:52] | Look, and don’t think I didn’t know | |
| [11:54] | you used to be Mr. Player Player. | |
| [11:58] | But did I make a big deal out of it? | |
| [12:01] | No, I did not. | |
| [12:02] | Well, I didn’t make a big deal out of your past, either, Tina, | |
| [12:05] | mainly because I didn’t think you had one. | |
| [12:10] | Look at all this, Calvin. | |
| [12:14] | Of course I had a past! | |
| [12:16] | What, you want me to start naming names? | |
| [12:18] | Okay, let me just…Uh-uh. | |
| [12:20] | No, no, no. See, now you’re going too far. | |
| [12:21] | No, you’re the one tripping | |
| [12:23] | over somebody that I went to a movie with over 30 years ago, | |
| [12:25] | who you invited to dinner | |
| [12:27] | and then acted like a child. | |
| [12:29] | A child? Yes. | |
| [12:30] | You know, nah, nah. | |
| [12:31] | Don’t try to put this on me, Tina. | |
| [12:33] | You know what, Calvin? | |
| [12:34] | I don’t have time for this. | |
| [12:35] | Well, I didn’t have time for it first. | |
| [12:37] | Well, good! Good! | |
| [12:38] | Good!Good! | |
| [12:41] | And we cancelling Geico! | |
| [12:51] | I brought you the traditional husband peace offering. | |
| [12:54] | Traditionally, that’s jewelry. | |
| [12:58] | But I’ll take the pie anyway. | |
| [13:03] | Look… [sighs] | |
| [13:05] | I know it was stupid to lie about my number. | |
| [13:08] | We had just started dating, | |
| [13:10] | and you were a little weirded out | |
| [13:11] | about my “open book” policy. | |
| [13:13] | You know, whenever we would open my book, | |
| [13:15] | you wanted to burn all the pages. | |
| [13:18] | No, I just really liked the chapters about us. | |
| [13:22] | Exactly. And I didn’t want to hurt you | |
| [13:24] | with my typical Dave “oversharing.” | |
| [13:27] | Especially when it was about all the women | |
| [13:29] | who turned me into, well, the sexual animal I am today. | |
| [13:37] | An example of oversharing. | |
| [13:41] | I admit, I used to get uncomfortable about your past. | |
| [13:45] | But I’m much more secure now | |
| [13:47] | because of our open-book policy. | |
| [13:49] | I’m just mad that you lied. | |
| [13:53] | I get that. | |
| [13:54] | And… and I’m sorry. | |
| [13:56] | Thank you. | |
| [13:57] | And while we’re here, you know, I did– | |
| [14:00] | to be totally transparent– remember | |
| [14:03] | a seventh girl. | |
| [14:04] | She’s the one who taught me to… | |
| [14:06] | Stop talking. | |
| [14:11] | Well, I should also be totally transparent. | |
| [14:15] | I might’ve spent some time in the Ozarks | |
| [14:18] | with Justin Timberlake. | |
| [14:22] | Let’s just say we were, uh, | |
| [14:24] | NSYNC. | |
| [14:31] | Okay. [laughs] | |
| [14:34] | That’s funny! | |
| [14:38] | Wait, for real? Justin? | |
| [14:42] | Gemma, I gotta know. He’s all over my playlist. | |
| [14:52] | Ah…Uh… | |
| [14:54] | Hey, Dad. | |
| [14:55] | Did I catch you at a bad time? | |
| [14:57] | No, son. Never better. | |
| [14:59] | Good. | |
| [15:00] | Uh… | |
| [15:01] | I was a little embarrassed | |
| [15:03] | to bring this up in front of Jerome Bettis, but… | |
| [15:04] | Don’t say that name in that house. | |
| [15:06] | Don’t say that name on this porch. | |
| [15:08] | Right. | |
| [15:10] | Well, see, I-I created this poker system | |
| [15:13] | based on math, that, uh… | |
| [15:15] | All right. How much did you lose? | |
| [15:17] | Let’s just say I’d have to cash out some Bitcoin to make rent. | |
| [15:20] | Oh, no, not your Bitcoin. | |
| [15:22] | I don’t care. Pay me. | |
| [15:27] | Okay, all right. | |
| [15:28] | Quit playing. I got your back, man. | |
| [15:30] | Oh. Thanks, Dad. | |
| [15:31] | But you’re gonna have to clean up this yard, | |
| [15:33] | wax the cars and scrape off the grill. | |
| [15:35] | Okay, all right. | |
| [15:37] | Fair enough. I respect that. | |
| [15:39] | You know, I’m glad you’re my dad, man. | |
| [15:41] | Even though I probably could have been a famous athlete | |
| [15:43] | if Jerome Bettis had been my father. | |
| [15:47] | Me, too, son. | |
| [15:48] | Even though I could have been retired | |
| [15:51] | if Patrick Mahomes was my son. | |
| [15:56] | Hey, Calvin, I’m returning your pie tin. | |
| [15:59] | How are you and Tina doing? | |
| [16:01] | I don’t know. | |
| [16:02] | Ask Romy Rome. | |
| [16:05] | So, you’re still mad at her? | |
| [16:07] | Look, you just don’t get over something like that. | |
| [16:09] | The man is in the Hall of Fame. | |
| [16:11] | Plus, I’ve napped in his jersey. | |
| [16:16] | Okay, so you’re really mad. | |
| [16:20] | But you know what, you’re right. | |
| [16:22] | In fact, I’m still mad at Dave. | |
| [16:24] | Gemma, come on. | |
| [16:26] | Is the number really that important? | |
| [16:29] | Yes! I’m not sure I can ever forgive him. | |
| [16:33] | Okay. You know what? | |
| [16:34] | This sounds a little extreme, so… | |
| [16:37] | tell me what’s really going on. | |
| [16:38] | I can’t stop thinking about those other women. | |
| [16:41] | Well, that’s why I created | |
| [16:43] | “Don’t Ask, Leave Your Past in the Past.” | |
| [16:45] | Also known as “Don’t Ask or That’s Yo Ass.” | |
| [16:49] | [sighs] | |
| [16:50] | I mean, I was his eighth choice. | |
| [16:53] | I bet he’d love to leave me for number seven. | |
| [16:55] | She’s probably some doctor type | |
| [16:58] | who’s really good at full-body exams… | |
| [17:01] | if you know what I mean. | |
| [17:04] | I do. | |
| [17:07] | But that’s not Dave. | |
| [17:09] | Dave is the guy that crocheted us all mittens for Christmas. | |
| [17:15] | Look, Dave married you. | |
| [17:18] | He loves you. | |
| [17:19] | Those other women don’t matter. | |
| [17:21] | You have nothing to be insecure about. | |
| [17:23] | Do you really believe that? | |
| [17:25] | You’re damn right I do. | |
| [17:28] | Then act like it. | |
| [17:32] | [whoops] | |
| [17:33] | Ooh, mic drop. | |
| [17:35] | [crunches][gasps] | |
| [17:37] | Oh, my God, I cracked my screen. | |
| [17:42] | Hey, babe. | |
| [17:43] | I don’t want to talk. | |
| [17:45] | Look, I was thinking that I might owe you an apology. | |
| [17:50] | Keep talking. | |
| [17:52] | [sighs] I’m sorry that I got jealous. | |
| [17:56] | [sighs] | |
| [17:57] | What were you thinking? | |
| [17:59] | I don’t know. | |
| [18:01] | I guess I wasn’t. | |
| [18:02] | I just… | |
| [18:03] | I got a little insecure that… | |
| [18:05] | I thought maybe you thought | |
| [18:07] | you made the wrong choice. | |
| [18:09] | Wrong choice? | |
| [18:11] | I chose The Truck. | |
| [18:12] | The Truck is built for anything. | |
| [18:14] | Yeah, but he’s The Bus. | |
| [18:16] | You could have been Mrs. Bus. | |
| [18:18] | You know? | |
| [18:21] | Living the good life. | |
| [18:22] | Front-row seats to the game, | |
| [18:24] | private jets, flashy jewelry. | |
| [18:29] | Calvin, what are you talking about? | |
| [18:31] | I am living my best life. | |
| [18:33] | Yeah, but being married to a guy that owns a body shop | |
| [18:36] | doesn’t get you on The Real Housewives of Pittsburgh. | |
| [18:40] | Calvin, I have had lots of chances | |
| [18:42] | at living that life, | |
| [18:43] | but I chose you and the life you offered. | |
| [18:47] | What do you mean you had “lots of chances”? | |
| [18:52] | Oh, you thought you were playing about Ja Rule. | |
| [18:55] | What? Tina… | |
| [18:56] | I-I’m just playing, I’m just playing. | |
| [19:00] | Calvin… [sighs] | |
| [19:01] | You know, nothing can replace the chemistry we have. | |
| [19:05] | Do you know how I feel | |
| [19:06] | every time you walk into a room? | |
| [19:10] | I’m guessing… pretty good? | |
| [19:13] | After 32 years of marriage, | |
| [19:15] | I still light up. Every time. | |
| [19:19] | I feel bad. | |
| [19:20] | I guess I should’ve told you about Jerome. | |
| [19:22] | Nah. | |
| [19:24] | No, the rule is the rule. | |
| [19:26] | And I still think it’s the right way to go. | |
| [19:28] | I mean, who cares about our past | |
| [19:30] | when we’re each other’s forever? | |
| [19:32] | Mmm. | |
| [19:33] | I love you. | |
| [19:34] | [chuckles] | |
| [19:36] | I think it was kind of sexy, though, | |
| [19:37] | with you being so jealous. | |
| [19:39] | Made me feel like I still got it. | |
| [19:40] | Oh, trust me, | |
| [19:42] | you still got it. | |
| [19:44] | [both laugh] | |
| [19:46] | And I still want it. | |
| [19:50] | Now come on, let’s go get unholy. | |
| [19:52] | Come on. Okay. | |
| [19:58] | [Tina laughs] | |
| [20:01] | Thanks for taking me to the movies, Calvin. | |
| [20:03] | Anytime, Lil’ Tee Tee. | |
| [20:05] | [both chuckle] | |
| [20:08] | Ooh! This is my favorite part. | |
| [20:10] | He is so cute! | |
| [20:12] | ♪ | |
| [20:18] | No! | |
| [20:24] | [chuckles softly] | |
| [20:27] | [snoring] | |
| [20:31] | Captioning sponsored by CBS | |
| [20:35] | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org |