| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:06] | That’s the smoothie bar. | |
| [00:08] | This is where they keep | |
| [00:10] | the citrus-soaked towels for extra-sweaty workouts. | |
| [00:15] | That’s the steam room. | |
| [00:18] | And, oh, yeah, all the gym-y stuff is over there. | |
| [00:21] | Yeah. Now, that’s what I’m here for. The gym-y stuff. | |
| [00:24] | Yeah, we found this place a few weeks ago. | |
| [00:26] | I already feel like a new woman. | |
| [00:28] | I really get intense workouts in here. | |
| [00:30] | I bet. This is the first gym I’ve ever seen | |
| [00:32] | with a “do not resuscitate” option. | |
| [00:34] | I am so excited we got you guys to join. | |
| [00:37] | Yeah, and that has nothing | |
| [00:39] | to do with the smoothie bar credit | |
| [00:40] | for new referrals? | |
| [00:42] | Uh, absolutely not. | |
| [00:45] | Now, if you’ll excuse us, | |
| [00:47] | we have $80 in smoothies to drink. | |
| [00:48] | DAVE: Man, | |
| [00:50] | this place looks intense. | |
| [00:52] | Good thing I got these | |
| [00:54] | new toe shoes for my workouts. | |
| [00:57] | Dave, | |
| [00:59] | the purpose of shoes | |
| [01:01] | is so that people don’t have to see your toes. | |
| [01:03] | MARTY: David, | |
| [01:05] | you don’t have to buy every cool thing you see online. | |
| [01:08] | Oh, hey, check out my Halo View. | |
| [01:12] | I’m monitoring my heart rate right now, | |
| [01:14] | and right now, and right now. | |
| [01:17] | And I know that you are annoying | |
| [01:19] | right now, and right now, | |
| [01:20] | and right now. | |
| [01:23] | Whoa, Calvin, you don’t just | |
| [01:25] | pick something up without properly warming up first. | |
| [01:28] | Now, come on. | |
| [01:29] | Do some hip circleswith me. | |
| [01:31] | O-Okay. | |
| [01:34] | Dave, I’m-a need you to back up, like, five feet. | |
| [01:37] | All right. | |
| [01:39] | Ow. | |
| [01:42] | Getting old. I should’ve stretched before I stretched. | |
| [01:47] | Ugh… | |
| [01:48] | Surprise, surprise. Something barbaric. | |
| [01:50] | Of course you’re good at it. | |
| [01:54] | Whatever, man. I love boxing. | |
| [01:56] | It’s a great workout,okay? | |
| [01:58] | Dave, the thing about working out is, | |
| [02:00] | you stay ready, you ain’t got to get ready. You know what I mean? | |
| [02:03] | [grunts] | |
| [02:06] | A-And you’re not ready for those | |
| [02:07] | right there. Now, what you want | |
| [02:10] | to do, do light weight with a lot of reps. | |
| [02:14] | You know what I’m saying? Like, here… | |
| [02:15] | [grunting] | |
| [02:19] | [shouts] | |
| [02:20] | And you burn it out, and you put it back on the rack. | |
| [02:23] | Whoo! | |
| [02:24] | Yeah, that’s enough shred for today, you know. | |
| [02:28] | I don’t want Tina to start tripping. | |
| [02:30] | You know what I mean? | |
| [02:32] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
| [02:34] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. | |
| [02:40] | One. One, two. Hey. All right. | |
| [02:42] | Give me three. | |
| [02:43] | Four. | |
| [02:45] | [chuckles] | |
| [02:47] | You’re actually not that bad. | |
| [02:49] | Your little toe shoes don’t do your boxing skills any justice. | |
| [02:52] | You know, I actually used to box a little | |
| [02:55] | back in the National Guard. | |
| [02:57] | They would call me the “Kalamazoo-natic.” | |
| [03:01] | You just got to keep saying it. You’ll get used to it. | |
| [03:04] | No, I don’t want to get used to saying anything stupid. | |
| [03:09] | You know, I actually used to fight a little myself, you know. | |
| [03:12] | I mean, not for titles, mainly for my lunch money | |
| [03:15] | and to sit next to Monet on the school bus. | |
| [03:17] | Old girl taught me | |
| [03:19] | more about anatomy than my science teacher. | |
| [03:24] | You know, I… | |
| [03:25] | I got to admit, | |
| [03:27] | turning 40 soon, and it’s been | |
| [03:29] | really getting me down, but | |
| [03:31] | looking at all this boxing stuff, I don’t know, | |
| [03:32] | brings me back to a time when I felt like | |
| [03:34] | I was on top of the world. | |
| [03:35] | Well, maybe we can get you back there. | |
| [03:38] | Check this out. | |
| [03:40] | They’re having an amateur boxing tournament. | |
| [03:42] | Nothing gets your mojo back faster | |
| [03:45] | than crushing a big goal | |
| [03:47] | and beating the hell out of somebody. | |
| [03:50] | I don’t know. You really think I can handle an actual fight? | |
| [03:53] | With me as your coach? You can’t lose. | |
| [03:55] | Besides, smell that. | |
| [03:57] | [sniffs] That’s Bengay. | |
| [04:00] | You’ll be fighting a bunch of middle-aged suburban dads, man. | |
| [04:04] | You’ll be fine. | |
| [04:05] | I don’t know… | |
| [04:06] | All right. You know what? Let’s do it. | |
| [04:10] | Let’s go.Come on. Oh, ow. | |
| [04:13] | Uh, who’s got that Bengay? | |
| [04:21] | Ooh! | |
| [04:22] | Marty, Marty, Marty.Huh? | |
| [04:24] | How’s your heart rate looking? | |
| [04:25] | Oh, it is… 120. | |
| [04:28] | [chuckles] That’s still not high enough. | |
| [04:30] | What?Right, look, let’s, uh, | |
| [04:32] | let’s fix your form, okay?Mm-hmm. | |
| [04:34] | Now, you want to hit this bag with small circles, Champ. | |
| [04:37] | Hey, man, why do you only call me “Champ” | |
| [04:38] | when I’m not good at something? | |
| [04:41] | All right, well, my bad, tough guy. | |
| [04:43] | Yeah, let’s stick with “Champ.” | |
| [04:47] | Nice form. | |
| [04:49] | Whoa, whoa, whoa, man. | |
| [04:50] | Why is your heart rate going up? | |
| [04:52] | You having a heart a… | |
| [04:54] | Oh. [chuckles] | |
| [04:56] | I see why. | |
| [04:59] | Hey, man, | |
| [05:00] | is that the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, | |
| [05:02] | or am I just dehydrated? | |
| [05:04] | Well, you are definitely thirsty. | |
| [05:07] | Why don’t you just go over there and talk to her, man? | |
| [05:09] | Are you crazy? Did you not hear me say | |
| [05:11] | that is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen? | |
| [05:14] | Hey, anybody want to go a few rounds with me? | |
| [05:18] | Oh, come on, don’t make me fight myself. | |
| [05:20] | I’ll do it! | |
| [05:22] | Hey, man, what’re you doing? | |
| [05:25] | I am getting you in the ring, literally and figuratively. | |
| [05:27] | Malcolm, no…Come on, man. | |
| [05:29] | Ow! | |
| [05:31] | [chuckles] | |
| [05:33] | Hi, I’m… gorgeous. You’re Marty. I-I mean… | |
| [05:36] | Hi, gorgeous. I’m Necie. | |
| [05:41] | Now, have you ever boxed before? | |
| [05:43] | Oh. [scoffs] Oh, me? [chuckles] | |
| [05:44] | Yeah, me and boxing, we go way back | |
| [05:47] | to-to-to two hours ago when my mama brought me in. | |
| [05:49] | [laughs] | |
| [05:52] | I like a proud mama’s boy. | |
| [05:54] | I’ll take it easy on you, for your mama’s sake. | |
| [05:56] | Oh, no, please. My mama would love for me | |
| [05:57] | to get beat up by a beautiful woman. | |
| [05:59] | Ooh, that’s sweet. | |
| [06:01] | Ready? | |
| [06:03] | Oh, yeah. Bring it. | |
| [06:04] | [screams] | |
| [06:07] | Ooh… | |
| [06:09] | I am so sorry. [chuckles] | |
| [06:12] | You okay there, gorgeous? | |
| [06:13] | [grunts] | |
| [06:15] | I-I-I will be | |
| [06:18] | if you have dinner with me. | |
| [06:20] | How’s tomorrow night? | |
| [06:22] | Yeah, that’s great. | |
| [06:24] | Hopefully, I’ll be able to digest food by then. | |
| [06:29] | And after I worked on her cupcakes all day, | |
| [06:32] | she had the nerve to cancel her order.[gasps] | |
| [06:34] | One “The Customer’s Always Wrong” smoothie coming up. | |
| [06:38] | My turn. | |
| [06:40] | So, this mom at my school, Jessica, | |
| [06:42] | watches one TikTok, | |
| [06:44] | and now she wants every kid to have a standing desk. | |
| [06:46] | What are we? A start-up? | |
| [06:50] | Hubie, get this woman | |
| [06:51] | a “Sit Your Ass Down, Jessica” smoothie. | |
| [06:53] | Already blending. | |
| [06:55] | Thank you. | |
| [06:56] | Hey, baby. You guys still here? | |
| [06:59] | Did you work out? | |
| [07:00] | Oh, yeah, we did the ab roller thingy | |
| [07:02] | for five minutes. | |
| [07:03] | Yeah, we didn’t love it. | |
| [07:05] | Well, you only did it for five minutes. | |
| [07:07] | Are you judging? Because I feel judged. | |
| [07:11] | Yeah, why don’t you guys just worry about yourselves? | |
| [07:13] | Well-well, damn, what’s in those smoothies? | |
| [07:16] | Vitamin B Nasty? | |
| [07:21] | [sighs] | |
| [07:23] | Maybe we haven’t explored all that the gym has to offer. | |
| [07:26] | I guess not. You think we should take a class? | |
| [07:28] | They have those here? | |
| [07:33] | Either that, or all those women | |
| [07:35] | jumping up and down in there, they got to pee. | |
| [07:40] | Mmm, that smells delicious. | |
| [07:42] | Oh, here, try some. | |
| [07:46] | Mmm. That’s good.Yeah. | |
| [07:48] | [chuckles]I’ve never dated a guy who could cook before. | |
| [07:51] | When did you learn? | |
| [07:52] | Uh, sometime between | |
| [07:53] | eighth and ninth grade. | |
| [07:55] | I didn’t have a lot of friends, so…Mm. | |
| [07:57] | When’d you learn to box? | |
| [07:58] | Somewhere between ninth and tenth grade. | |
| [08:01] | I didn’t have a lot of friends. | |
| [08:03] | Had a lot of bullies, though. | |
| [08:04] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [08:06] | Yeah, me, too. | |
| [08:07] | I could’ve used you in school. | |
| [08:09] | Well, what about now? | |
| [08:11] | Anybody bothers you, | |
| [08:12] | I’ll knock ’em out. | |
| [08:14] | [chuckles] Ah! [grunts]Exactly. | |
| [08:17] | Oh, no, no, no, like-like-like, ouch, ouch. | |
| [08:18] | Ooh.[groans] | |
| [08:20] | Oh, my God, are you okay? | |
| [08:22] | Oh, yeah, I just, I just cut my finger. | |
| [08:24] | Ah… And there is the blood. | |
| [08:27] | I’m about to faint. | |
| [08:28] | Oh, my gosh, | |
| [08:30] | you don’t like blood. You are so cute. | |
| [08:33] | Oh, that’s a lot of blood. | |
| [08:34] | Okay, let’s sit.Okay. | |
| [08:37] | Oh, that’s all the blood in my body. | |
| [08:38] | Ah! | |
| [08:40] | [whimpers] | |
| [08:41] | [groans] Okay. | |
| [08:43] | I am about to pass out. Um… | |
| [08:45] | Look, just put the garlic bread in the oven at 325, | |
| [08:48] | and I will be right back. | |
| [08:50] | Oh. Uh… | |
| [08:52] | Marty? Marty? | |
| [08:54] | Come on, Dave! | |
| [08:56] | Finish strong! | |
| [09:01] | Can’t believe I made it. | |
| [09:04] | Ten miles, Calvin. | |
| [09:06] | I feel bad for the man that’s going up against you. | |
| [09:10] | All my coaching is making you a middle-aged beast. | |
| [09:14] | Now, show me that six-pack. | |
| [09:16] | [grunts] | |
| [09:19] | Here you go.Thank you. | |
| [09:22] | Good job. | |
| [09:24] | Dave?What? | |
| [09:25] | Do you want to be a champion or not? | |
| [09:27] | You forgot my chips. | |
| [09:32] | Go. I’ll be here when you get back.[groans] | |
| [09:38] | [grunts]Hey, little bro. | |
| [09:40] | Hey.Hey, how was your date? | |
| [09:41] | Oh, it went great. | |
| [09:43] | That is, until I cut my finger on a paring knife, | |
| [09:45] | saw blood, almost passed out, and the date ended early. | |
| [09:47] | [laughs] Wait. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, man. | |
| [09:50] | Are you serious?Yeah. I’m not worried. | |
| [09:53] | She said my wooziness was cute. | |
| [09:57] | Hey, man, why are your eyebrows up so high? | |
| [10:00] | Uh, look, I-I hate to break it to you, little bro, | |
| [10:03] | but, uh, cute usually means, | |
| [10:04] | you know, like… [stammers]Yeah, what? | |
| [10:06] | You’re friend zoned. | |
| [10:08] | Friend zoned?Yeah. | |
| [10:10] | Aw, man. | |
| [10:12] | Now I wish she would’ve just let me bleed out. | |
| [10:17] | Get it. Yeah. Ah. | |
| [10:19] | Dave. | |
| [10:22] | You killed it this week, man. | |
| [10:24] | How you feeling about the fight today? | |
| [10:26] | I feel good. | |
| [10:28] | You know, I’m not even worried about turning 40 anymore. | |
| [10:30] | Gemma can’t keep her hands off of me. | |
| [10:33] | Says I remind her of a young Orlando Bloom. | |
| [10:38] | Is that good or bad? | |
| [10:41] | No, that is definitely good. | |
| [10:43] | Calvin, thank you for pushing me | |
| [10:45] | to do this. This is all because of you. | |
| [10:47] | Hey, you’re Dave? I’m Javier Perez. | |
| [10:51] | Oh, hey, it’s nice to meet you. I saw you on the bracket. | |
| [10:53] | We’re fighting in the first round. | |
| [10:54] | Oh, you’re not fighting me. | |
| [10:56] | You’re fighting my son, Javier Perez Jr. | |
| [10:59] | Or as his friends call him, “Lil’ Satan.” | |
| [11:08] | I’m not stupid. I quit fighting when I turned 40. | |
| [11:16] | Oh, damn. | |
| [11:19] | Calvin, this guy’s gonna kill me, | |
| [11:21] | then take me to hell with him. | |
| [11:23] | This is all because of you. | |
| [11:25] | Dave, you’re almost 40. | |
| [11:28] | You need to stop listening to other people. | |
| [11:41] | [grunting] | |
| [11:43] | Anybody test him for steroids? | |
| [11:47] | I don’t know, | |
| [11:49] | but if they aren’t testing, you should get some. | |
| [11:53] | All right, Calvin, | |
| [11:55] | when I die today, and Gemma remarries, | |
| [11:58] | just promise me, whoever it is, | |
| [11:59] | you won’t be his best friend, too. | |
| [12:03] | Look, Dave, no one, especially me, | |
| [12:06] | would think any less of you for forfeiting this fight. | |
| [12:08] | All right, ’cause clearly Lil’ Satan | |
| [12:12] | is a little possessed by the devil. | |
| [12:14] | [laughing, grunting] | |
| [12:20] | Okay, look. I can’t, all right? | |
| [12:24] | I quit a lot of things in my first 40 years. | |
| [12:26] | Some of them justified, like battle rapping. | |
| [12:31] | Eminem made it look easy for all of us. | |
| [12:35] | But I set a goal, and… | |
| [12:38] | I’m gonna see this through. | |
| [12:40] | Look, sometimes it’s okay to move the goalpost. | |
| [12:44] | All right? | |
| [12:45] | Surviving is the new winning. | |
| [12:47] | Yeah. That’s right. | |
| [12:49] | Surviving is the new winning. | |
| [12:52] | No, you shut up! | |
| [12:55] | [grunts] | |
| [12:59] | [both breathing heavily] | |
| [13:05] | I’m done! | |
| [13:06] | What?I’m done. | |
| [13:08] | You can’t quit cardio bootcamp. | |
| [13:10] | I can quit anything that I paid for, just ask HBO. | |
| [13:13] | [grunting] | |
| [13:16] | Can’t we go back to the good old days | |
| [13:19] | when we had light cardio | |
| [13:22] | and good talks over smoothies?Oh. | |
| [13:24] | God, you’re so right. Last week was a magical time. | |
| [13:27] | Oh, see? See? | |
| [13:29] | There you go. There’s my girl. | |
| [13:31] | Yeah, yeah. I didn’t join this gym | |
| [13:34] | to work out.Yeah. | |
| [13:35] | [panting] | |
| [13:37] | A-A-And why are we choosing now to care what our husbands think? | |
| [13:41] | You know, we could use the gym the way we want. | |
| [13:43] | Damn right. | |
| [13:44] | So… | |
| [13:46] | do you want to grab a smoothie and | |
| [13:48] | talk about it before Dave’s fight? | |
| [13:50] | Yes, please. | |
| [13:52] | Okay. Okay, so… | |
| [13:55] | Let’s get up out of here.All right. | |
| [14:04] | We’re back! | |
| [14:07] | Give us two “We Do What We Want To Do” smoothies. | |
| [14:10] | With an extra shot of “in your face.” | |
| [14:13] | How about a little “vitamin V” for my girls? | |
| [14:16] | BOTH: Oh! | |
| [14:19] | Hey, man, I did some research on Lil’ Satan. | |
| [14:22] | You know, he removed his own wisdom teeth. | |
| [14:25] | Yeah, man, he punched them out. | |
| [14:28] | Yeah, yeah, whatever, Dave’s gonna die. | |
| [14:30] | Look, I got real problems. | |
| [14:33] | Okay, look, there’s Necie. | |
| [14:35] | Time to get out of the friend zone. | |
| [14:37] | All right, yeah, go talk to her, Champ. | |
| [14:38] | Stop calling me Champ. | |
| [14:39] | Come on, man. | |
| [14:41] | What’s wrong with you?[clears throat] | |
| [14:43] | [deep voice]: Hey, Necie. | |
| [14:44] | Look. | |
| [14:46] | [chuckles] Ripped my own Band-Aid off. | |
| [14:47] | Didn’t even hurt. | |
| [14:49] | Oh… You are so funny. [chuckles] | |
| [14:53] | You excited about this match? I love Lil’ Satan. | |
| [14:55] | He never backs down from a hard fight. | |
| [14:57] | And you like that? | |
| [14:58] | Yeah. In or out of the ring, | |
| [15:00] | you got to show people you’re not afraid. | |
| [15:02] | Man, | |
| [15:04] | the crowd in here has fallen off. | |
| [15:07] | Hey! | |
| [15:08] | You talking about me? | |
| [15:10] | What? | |
| [15:11] | What? No, don’t “what” me. You heard me. | |
| [15:15] | What, you want smoke? Yeah, you just found your lighter. | |
| [15:19] | What’s up with you,Champ? | |
| [15:21] | Champ? | |
| [15:23] | [chuckles] Who you calling a champ? | |
| [15:25] | Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| [15:26] | It’s about to go down, huh. | |
| [15:28] | It’s about to go down, huh. | |
| [15:29] | Marty, calm down. | |
| [15:32] | Why? | |
| [15:33] | Look, I don’t know | |
| [15:34] | what’s going on with you, | |
| [15:35] | but I don’t like it. | |
| [15:37] | Necie…Mm-mm. | |
| [15:41] | Hey, man, you see what you did? | |
| [15:49] | Quit it, Calvin, not so hard. That hurts. | |
| [15:51] | Good. | |
| [15:53] | Pain is just fear leaving the body. | |
| [15:56] | I’m more concerned about me leaving my body. | |
| [15:59] | Wait. | |
| [16:01] | That’s the guy fighting Dave? | |
| [16:04] | He told me he had a dad bod. | |
| [16:07] | That is no dad bod. | |
| [16:09] | All right, you got this, Dave. | |
| [16:11] | Get angry. | |
| [16:13] | Act like you just saw him throw a glass bottle in the trash | |
| [16:15] | instead of the recycle bin. | |
| [16:18] | Who does that?Yeah. | |
| [16:20] | Let’s go, Dave.Come on, Dave. | |
| [16:22] | [bell dings] | |
| [16:23] | You got it, Dave. | |
| [16:26] | Come on, Dave. Get in line. | |
| [16:28] | TINA: Come on, Dave. | |
| [16:30] | You got this, David. | |
| [16:32] | Yeah, yeah, look, Dave is holding his own. | |
| [16:36] | CROWD: Ooh! | |
| [16:37] | Yes. | |
| [16:38] | Well, he was. Looks like I’m not the only one | |
| [16:40] | getting his heart ripped out today. | |
| [16:42] | Oh! I need to stop this fight. | |
| [16:45] | Dave, throw in the towel! | |
| [16:47] | Someone throw me a citrus-scented towel. | |
| [16:49] | No, no, Gemma. Look, honey, | |
| [16:52] | it’s probably best that we just don’t look.Okay. | |
| [16:55] | Come on, Dave! | |
| [16:57] | You’re the Tried and True from Kalamazoo. | |
| [16:59] | Fight back! | |
| [17:03] | [crowd gasps] | |
| [17:07] | [crowd exclaims] | |
| [17:10] | Don’t worry, Dave, a broken nose adds character. | |
| [17:15] | Come on! | |
| [17:16] | Come on, Dave!TINA: Come on, Dave! | |
| [17:17] | Yeah, there you go. | |
| [17:18] | Let’s go, Dave. Yes! | |
| [17:20] | [bell dings] | |
| [17:22] | Good job, Dave.[cheers, applause] | |
| [17:25] | Dave, Dave, Dave, your corner’s over there.That one. | |
| [17:27] | David, over there, over there. | |
| [17:31] | Good, you did it, man, you survived. | |
| [17:33] | I did? | |
| [17:35] | I mean, no, no, no, yeah, sure, I did. | |
| [17:37] | So, you ready for round two? | |
| [17:39] | It’s only been one round? | |
| [17:43] | Uh, what about Lil’ Satan, is he beat up, too? | |
| [17:46] | [Lil’ Satan growling]Uh… | |
| [17:49] | One more, one more. | |
| [17:53] | Look, Dave, it’s great that you came this far, | |
| [17:56] | but if you want to see 41, | |
| [17:59] | I think you know what you need to do. | |
| [18:01] | Yeah, yeah. I think so, too.Okay. | |
| [18:04] | All right.[bell dings] | |
| [18:07] | CROWD: Oh! | |
| [18:09] | What? | |
| [18:12] | Oh! | |
| [18:13] | One… Two… | |
| [18:15] | Three. He’s out! | |
| [18:18] | He’s out![cheering] | |
| [18:20] | Dave, you won! You won! Hey! | |
| [18:23] | That’s my dawg. | That’s my dawg. |
| [18:25] | Yeah. | |
| [18:28] | That’s what happens when you don’t recycle. | |
| [18:31] | Yeah!Tell him, Dave. | |
| [18:34] | Uh-oh. He’s coming to. | |
| [18:36] | Let’s get out of here. I don’t know | |
| [18:38] | that I have another knockout in me. | |
| [18:41] | Necie, wait up. | |
| [18:44] | Oh, hey, Marty. | |
| [18:46] | Glad your friend won the fight. | |
| [18:48] | Oh, uh, yeah, you know, | |
| [18:50] | I definitely lost some money on that bet. | |
| [18:54] | Hey, uh… | |
| [18:56] | I’m sorry things got weird with us. | |
| [18:58] | Yeah, what was all that? | |
| [19:00] | I don’t know. I-I-I was just embarrassed. | |
| [19:03] | Before or after you acted a straight fool with that guy? | |
| [19:06] | Oh, no, way, way before. | |
| [19:09] | Um… | |
| [19:11] | You know, you know on our date when you called me “cute”? | |
| [19:14] | Um… | |
| [19:15] | I-I guess I just got insecure | |
| [19:16] | you were friend-zoning me. | |
| [19:18] | What? | |
| [19:19] | Marty, I called you cute because you are cute. | |
| [19:23] | Or you were, until you started | |
| [19:25] | your trash talking, toxic masculinity act. | |
| [19:27] | No, I’m-I’m sorry, I’m sorry. That’s not who I am. | |
| [19:30] | I’m not a fighter. Uh, only beef I got is on Yelp. | |
| [19:33] | [laughs] | |
| [19:34] | I just– I-I thought you were into that. | |
| [19:37] | Well, I was into Marty, | |
| [19:39] | the cute guy who can’t take a punch. | |
| [19:41] | Well, he’s definitely into you. | |
| [19:44] | Do you think | |
| [19:45] | I could get a-another chance? | |
| [19:47] | I promise to only be myself. | |
| [19:49] | That would be nice, gorgeous. | |
| [19:54] | Oh, my God. | |
| [19:56] | [groans] This will not stop bleeding. Look at that. | |
| [20:01] | Ooh.Nope, nope. | |
| [20:03] | Hey. Hah. | |
| [20:09] | Well, Dave, I guess you proved today | |
| [20:11] | that you can be a warrior at any age.[chuckles] | |
| [20:13] | Two peach smoothies, extra whipped cream | |
| [20:16] | for two warriors. | |
| [20:17] | Aw. | |
| [20:21] | You do remember that I only won on a technicality, right? | |
| [20:24] | Yeah, but you showed you still had some heart, | |
| [20:27] | that you still had some fight in you. | |
| [20:28] | Well, a little less now. | |
| [20:30] | Hmm. | |
| [20:32] | Thank you for helping me get through | |
| [20:34] | this whole “turning 40” thing. | |
| [20:35] | Anytime, man. | |
| [20:37] | Hey, you know that wasn’t a legit win, right? | |
| [20:42] | When you’re done with your smoothie, | |
| [20:43] | you and me, back in the ring. | |
| [20:45] | Oh, he’ll be there, Tiny Devil. | |
| [20:52] | Calvin, what’re you doing? | |
| [20:54] | Lying. Run. | |
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