| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:05] | Hey. Hey, Dave. | |
| [00:06] | Can you grab me a wrench, man? | |
| [00:07] | Yeah, sure. | |
| [00:10] | GROVER: (growls) (screams) | |
| [00:12] | (laughing) | |
| [00:14] | Gotcha! | |
| [00:15] | (laughs) Good job, Grover. | |
| [00:16] | (chuckles) | |
| [00:17] | Okay, you know what, son? | |
| [00:19] | This is a teachable moment. | |
| [00:20] | Never prank the person who pays your allowance. | |
| [00:23] | Yeah, that’s why I won’t prank Mom. | |
| [00:27] | Man, I love Halloween. | |
| [00:29] | It’s like Christmas, but instead of giving out gifts, | |
| [00:32] | I give out nightmares. | |
| [00:35] | Hey, y’all. | |
| [00:37] | Oh, hey, Dave. | |
| [00:38] | Are you taking Grover trick-or-treating? | |
| [00:40] | Nah, he’s going to a friend’s Halloween party. | |
| [00:42] | Apparently, the kid’s too cool for me now. | |
| [00:45] | (chuckles) | |
| [00:46] | I saw that one coming. (laughs) | |
| [00:48] | Yeah, you lasted longer than we thought, Dave. | |
| [00:51] | (laughing) | |
| [00:53] | Oh. Uh-oh. | |
| [00:54] | Dad, I think there’s a scratch on your truck. | |
| [00:56] | What? | |
| [00:58] | Where? Yeah, ri-right here. | |
| [00:59] | Can’t you see? It’s right there. | |
| [01:01] | (cackles) | |
| [01:02] | (screams) | |
| [01:04] | Want to float? | |
| [01:09] | It’s okay, guys. It’s just Malcolm. | |
| [01:12] | Oh, Pop, you didn’t even flinch. | |
| [01:15] | And this mask was not cheap. | |
| [01:17] | Yeah, well, your prank was. | |
| [01:18] | Guys. | |
| [01:19] | (scoffs) I’ve been pranking people | |
| [01:21] | in this neighborhood for over 30 years, | |
| [01:23] | and no one has gotten me yet. | |
| [01:25] | I’m the reason Freddy Krueger moved to Elm Street. | |
| [01:30] | This yard is filled with the bodies | |
| [01:32] | of those that tried to scare me before. | |
| [01:34] | Oh, please, Pop. I would not go that far. | |
| [01:37] | (screaming) | |
| [01:39] | (laughing) | |
| [01:41] | Don’t leave me! | |
| [01:44] | Come for the king, you best not miss! (laughs) | |
| [01:48] | * Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood * | |
| [01:50] | * Welcome to the hood. | |
| [01:57] | * Gonna scream on Halloween… | |
| [01:59] | (humming rhythmically) | |
| [02:00] | Oh, okay. You’re in a good mood. | |
| [02:02] | Let me guess, | |
| [02:03] | you scared the hell out of someone this morning? | |
| [02:06] | (chuckles) | |
| [02:07] | I got Miss Kim real good. | |
| [02:10] | You know, it turns out | |
| [02:11] | she runs pretty fast without that walker. | |
| [02:13] | No. | |
| [02:15] | Calvin, you are wrong for that, baby. | |
| [02:17] | (chuckles) That was terrible. | |
| [02:18] | I’m-a go over to Gemma’s and pick out a costume. | |
| [02:21] | I’ll be back later to give you some candy. | |
| [02:24] | (chuckles) Mmm, mmm. | |
| [02:26] | Ooh. | |
| [02:27] | Did you turn the AC on? | |
| [02:29] | I just got the chills. | |
| [02:30] | No. That’s all me, baby. | |
| [02:33] | (chuckles) All right. | |
| [02:37] | (mechanical whirring) | |
| [02:38] | Ooh. Ooh. | |
| [02:41] | I do feel a little draft in here, though. | |
| [02:43] | (little girl giggles) | |
| [02:46] | Tina? | |
| [02:47] | (little girl giggling) (footsteps approaching) | |
| [02:49] | (door creaking) | |
| [02:52] | What was that? | |
| [02:58] | Anyone here? | |
| [02:59] | (door slams) | |
| [03:00] | (footsteps running) | |
| [03:04] | Oh, all right. I see. | |
| [03:08] | Trying to scare me with the ole Chucky footsteps. | |
| [03:11] | (chuckles) | |
| [03:13] | Yeah, come on out. | |
| [03:15] | Malcolm? Marty? | |
| [03:17] | (curtain rustling) | |
| [03:20] | Oh. Well, I guess no one’s here, | |
| [03:24] | so I’ll just go back to the kitchen. | |
| [03:33] | (chuckles): Okay. Okay. | |
| [03:35] | I see somebody’s learning from the OG. | |
| [03:37] | (chuckles) A’ight. | |
| [03:39] | (little girl giggles) | |
| [03:43] | A little girl, really? | |
| [03:45] | Nice try, but I was there | |
| [03:47] | when your mama gave birth to you. | |
| [03:49] | It’s gonna take a lot more than that to scare me. | |
| [03:55] | Okay, we’ve got all the classics: | |
| [03:57] | sexy vampire, sexy nurse, | |
| [04:00] | sexy maid. Ooh. | |
| [04:01] | Ooh, save the sexy maid for later. | |
| [04:03] | My room is dirty. | |
| [04:05] | Honey, we have company. | |
| [04:07] | It’s fine. | |
| [04:08] | I know you two are freaks. | |
| [04:11] | Oh, look, my old cheerleading uniform. | |
| [04:14] | Go Cobras! | |
| [04:16] | (chuckles) | |
| [04:18] | I used to roll the skirt up, | |
| [04:19] | so when I walked away, you’d see my… | |
| [04:21] | Yeah, you’re right. I’m a freak. | |
| [04:22] | (chuckles): All right. Well, you guys have fun. | |
| [04:25] | I’m gonna go find a new space for Webster here. | |
| [04:27] | You know, he was traumatized this morning | |
| [04:29] | when I faced him towards Miss Kim’s yard. | |
| [04:34] | Okay. So, uh, what do you think? | |
| [04:37] | Sister Mary Cleavage? Mm. | |
| [04:39] | Or Satan’s little helper? | |
| [04:40] | Ooh, I’ll take the Devil. (chuckles) | |
| [04:43] | Is it hot in here, or is it just me? | |
| [04:46] | Shh… | |
| [04:49] | You know it’s me. Yeah, it’s you. | |
| [04:54] | (knocking) | |
| [04:56] | Calvin? | |
| [04:58] | You home? | |
| [04:59] | Yeah. Hey, Dave. What’s going on? | |
| [05:01] | Left your wrench out front. | |
| [05:03] | Ah, yeah. Thank you. | |
| [05:05] | Ooh, while I’m here, I was wondering, | |
| [05:06] | are you planning on pranking me tonight? | |
| [05:08] | Because, you know, I’m a little skittish already, | |
| [05:10] | and, look, if you’re gonna do it, | |
| [05:11] | can you just do it to me now? | |
| [05:14] | That’s not how pranks work, Dave. | |
| [05:17] | (little girl giggles) | |
| [05:19] | What was that? | |
| [05:21] | Was-was that the prank? | |
| [05:22] | Calvin, ’cause I told you, I am skittish. | |
| [05:25] | Nah, that’s just Marty and Malcolm | |
| [05:27] | trying to pull a prank on me. | |
| [05:29] | And it’s so lame, it’s a shame. | |
| [05:32] | (footsteps approaching) | |
| [05:35] | (little girl giggles) | |
| [05:37] | (footsteps) | |
| [05:39] | Okay, Calvin, uh… | |
| [05:40] | This all sounds pretty real to me. | |
| [05:43] | No, Dave, I’ll show you. | |
| [05:44] | They just got a fan | |
| [05:45] | and-and a speaker hidden in here somewhere. | |
| [05:49] | LITTLE GIRL (singsongy): You’ll never find me. | |
| [05:53] | (singsongy): And we don’t want to. | |
| [06:00] | Aha! | |
| [06:02] | (chuckles) Found it. | |
| [06:04] | Man, you know what? You would think, | |
| [06:05] | with me being their father, genetically | |
| [06:07] | they would be better than this. | |
| [06:09] | Hmm. | |
| [06:11] | And just like that we unplug ghost girl. | |
| [06:16] | So disappointing, guys. | |
| [06:19] | Yeah, that’s right. | |
| [06:20] | Busted. You can’t dethrone the king. | |
| [06:24] | (grunts softly) | |
| [06:26] | LITTLE GIRL: Do you want to play? | |
| [06:31] | I know I unplugged that speaker, right, Dave? | |
| [06:37] | Dave? | |
| [06:38] | (little girl giggling) | |
| [06:44] | I can’t believe these fools are trying to come for the king. | |
| [06:47] | Now, I know my boys did it. | |
| [06:49] | I may not know how they did it, but I know they did it. | |
| [06:54] | Or… your house is actually haunted by a creepy little girl. | |
| [07:00] | (chuckles): Be quiet, okay? | |
| [07:02] | We’re about to get the drop on them. | |
| [07:04] | And because I’m the landlord, I got the key. | |
| [07:07] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [07:09] | (grunts) What the hell? | |
| [07:14] | Okay, all right. Well, to be fair, | |
| [07:16] | we didn’t knock. | |
| [07:18] | Pop, is that you? | |
| [07:20] | Yeah. I wish it wasn’t. | |
| [07:22] | MARTY: Dad, Dad, we can talk about boundaries later. | |
| [07:24] | Right now, we need your help. | |
| [07:27] | Why are you guys wearing this ridiculous costume? | |
| [07:30] | We’re going to a costume party later, | |
| [07:32] | so we figured we’d try it on first. | |
| [07:33] | And I told Marty it was stupid, | |
| [07:35] | and the stupid zipper got stuck. | |
| [07:37] | Yeah, well, then Malcolm started freaking out, | |
| [07:39] | and I’m downwind from Malcolm, so then I stated freaking out. | |
| [07:42] | Okay, all right, all right. | |
| [07:43] | Let me see what I can do. | |
| [07:44] | (shrieks) | |
| [07:46] | Very clever, fellas. I see what you’re doing. | |
| [07:49] | You got you a alibi. | |
| [07:50] | But I know that you’re the ones | |
| [07:51] | that’s behind this creepy little girl stuff, | |
| [07:53] | and I’m gonna prove it. You got to remember, | |
| [07:55] | I’m the prank king. | |
| [07:56] | What are you talking about, Pop? | |
| [07:59] | We’ve been stuck in here for an hour. | |
| [08:02] | Man, this thing really won’t budge. | |
| [08:03] | Ah! Hurry! | |
| [08:05] | I know camels can hold their pee, but I can’t! | |
| [08:08] | (groaning) | |
| [08:09] | (gasps) (grunts) | |
| [08:10] | Ah! I’m not gonna make it! | |
| [08:12] | I’m not gonna make it! | |
| [08:16] | (door closes) Huh. | |
| [08:18] | If you two can’t get out of a camel suit, | |
| [08:21] | then I know y’all not behind the ghost girl. | |
| [08:24] | The question is, who is? | |
| [08:27] | We already tried pranking you this morning, Pop, | |
| [08:30] | and that did not work. | |
| [08:32] | Well, I’m gonna find out who’s behind this thing. | |
| [08:34] | Trust me. | |
| [08:36] | It can’t be Tina. No. No… | |
| [08:39] | Maybe it’s Miss Kim. | |
| [08:40] | Nope. No. She’s only got one good hip. | |
| [08:44] | Well, I’m gonna figure out why I agreed to go as a camel | |
| [08:48] | instead of Dumb and Dumber like I wanted to. | |
| [08:50] | It’s Halloween, son. | |
| [08:53] | You can’t go as yourselves. | |
| [08:55] | (chuckling) | |
| [08:56] | You served it up too easy. (forced chuckle) | |
| [09:02] | Ooh, girl. Look at you. | |
| [09:05] | You should save that outfit | |
| [09:07] | for when Dave is mad at you. | |
| [09:10] | Oh, and I would happily spend a night in hell with you. | |
| [09:13] | (growls playfully) | |
| [09:14] | (both grunting) | |
| [09:20] | Oh, hey, guys. | |
| [09:23] | What do you think of our costumes? | |
| [09:25] | Um… | |
| [09:27] | I mean, uh, no offense… | |
| [09:30] | “No offense” is always followed by something truly offensive, | |
| [09:33] | but go on. | |
| [09:34] | Should you be dressed that way? | |
| [09:38] | I mean, you-you’re… you’re moms. | |
| [09:40] | And you have been for, like… | |
| [09:44] | a while. | |
| [09:47] | So, what do moms dress like? | |
| [09:50] | Well, Uggs, messy hair, sweatpants with holes in them. | |
| [09:55] | MARTY: Yeah, uh… | |
| [09:56] | Chipped nail polish, a T-shirt that says, | |
| [09:58] | “Everything happens for a Riesling.” | |
| [10:01] | Okay. It’s time for you haters to leave. Yep. Beat it. | |
| [10:03] | Get out. | |
| [10:06] | Tina, I never thought I’d say this, | |
| [10:09] | but do you think we’re too old for Sexy Halloween? | |
| [10:12] | You know, normally, I would scratch your eyeballs out | |
| [10:14] | for saying that… Mm-hmm. | |
| [10:16] | …but this corset is killing me. | |
| [10:18] | Please, just give me a pair of sweatpants. Okay. | |
| [10:20] | For Halloween, I’m going as a lady that gave up. | |
| [10:25] | You know, Calvin, that’s your third cup of coffee. | |
| [10:27] | You’re damn right it is. | |
| [10:29] | Because I’m staying up all night until I figure out | |
| [10:32] | who’s trying to take my prank crown from me. | |
| [10:34] | Okay. You know… | |
| [10:35] | Calvin, is it really that hard to believe | |
| [10:37] | that a little ghost girl wants to play with you? | |
| [10:40] | You know what, Dave, you’re off the case. Go home. | |
| [10:45] | Dave! Look! | |
| [10:50] | Oh, my God. | |
| [10:52] | Is that a tamale? | |
| [10:57] | No. I think it’s a doll. | |
| [10:59] | Stop! | |
| [11:01] | Don’t touch that. | |
| [11:03] | Wait, uh, Miss Kim, | |
| [11:05] | you-you know who that thing belongs to? | |
| [11:07] | Oh, yes. And I’d hoped I’d never have to see her again. | |
| [11:10] | See who? | |
| [11:11] | (whispers): Emily. | |
| [11:15] | (whispers): Who’s… Emily? | |
| [11:19] | The little girl that haunts this neighborhood. | |
| [11:22] | Wait a minute. I’ve lived here for 30 years. | |
| [11:24] | I’ve never heard of this Emily. | |
| [11:26] | Have you been drinking again? | |
| [11:29] | Yes, but mind your business. | |
| [11:33] | Emily lived in this neighborhood over a century ago. | |
| [11:37] | Oh, that Emily. | |
| [11:41] | I heard about her on NPR. | |
| [11:43] | The story goes that she went missing on Halloween, | |
| [11:46] | and now every time there’s a harvest moon on October 31, | |
| [11:49] | she returns in search of a playmate. | |
| [11:52] | MISS KIM: That’s right, Dave. | |
| [11:54] | The last time Emily was here, | |
| [11:56] | she picked little Willy Hopkins to be her next playmate | |
| [12:00] | and almost dragged him back to the underworld. | |
| [12:05] | The whole neighborhood had to perform a ritual to free Willy. | |
| [12:11] | You know what, Calvin? | |
| [12:12] | I bet that’s the little girl | |
| [12:13] | that’s been running around your house. | |
| [12:15] | She’s been in your house? | |
| [12:17] | Ooh, that’s not good. | |
| [12:20] | Why? | |
| [12:21] | Because that means that she’s chosen you | |
| [12:22] | to be her next playmate. | |
| [12:24] | So pack your bags and include | |
| [12:26] | some short sleeves, ’cause where you’re headed, | |
| [12:28] | it’s gonna be hot. | |
| [12:31] | All right, you know what, I’m done. | |
| [12:32] | I’m not listening to this nonsense. | |
| [12:34] | Don’t you have a gentleman to grope? | |
| [12:37] | As a matter of fact, I do. | |
| [12:39] | So if you don’t want to know how to get rid of her, | |
| [12:42] | it’s your funeral. | |
| [12:44] | I’ll see you later. | |
| [12:46] | Or maybe I won’t. | |
| [12:52] | That’s exactly what you get | |
| [12:54] | when you mix bourbon with blood pressure pills. | |
| [12:57] | Whoa. | |
| [12:59] | Where’s that little ugly doll? | |
| [13:01] | I bet Emily took it. | |
| [13:03] | Calvin, you better be careful. | |
| [13:04] | Look, Dave, I’m fine. All right? | |
| [13:07] | This is just all a bad Halloween prank. | |
| [13:10] | (door creaks) | |
| [13:11] | LITTLE GIRL: Come play with me. | |
| [13:18] | Uh, Calvin, that ball had blood on it. | |
| [13:21] | Aw, hell no. Miss Kim! | |
| [13:22] | Miss Kim! | |
| [13:30] | Still depressed about our insensitive children’s | |
| [13:33] | casually cruel comments? | |
| [13:35] | Yeah. We gave them life, | |
| [13:37] | and now they’re hating on ours. Mm-hmm. | |
| [13:41] | You want a mini Kit Kat? | |
| [13:42] | No. | |
| [13:43] | I want four ’cause that makes a whole Kit Kat. | |
| [13:46] | (laughing) | |
| [13:47] | (doorbell rings) | |
| [13:48] | (both groan) | |
| [13:50] | Leave us alone! | |
| [13:51] | Yeah, we’re trying to eat our feelings! | |
| [13:54] | (groans) | |
| [13:55] | Trick or treat! | |
| [13:56] | Aw. | Aw. Gemma. What we got? |
| [13:59] | Well, we are out of candy, | |
| [14:01] | but how about a scented candle, | |
| [14:03] | spare car key, and some Clorox wipes? | |
| [14:07] | Say thank you, Joey. | |
| [14:09] | No. | |
| [14:12] | I am so sorry. | |
| [14:14] | He is in a mood tonight. | |
| [14:15] | Don’t worry about it. | |
| [14:17] | By the way, you look great, girl. | |
| [14:19] | Yeah. You are one wicked witch. | |
| [14:20] | Mm-hmm. Thank you! | |
| [14:21] | You know, earlier my son told me my costume was embarrassing. | |
| [14:24] | But I wore it anyway, ’cause I am a grown-ass woman. | |
| [14:28] | Yas! I heard that. | |
| [14:31] | You know what? | |
| [14:32] | I have one mini Kit Kat left, and it’s all yours. | |
| [14:35] | Happy Halloween to me. Yeah. | |
| [14:36] | (chuckling) | |
| [14:38] | Aw, I liked her. | |
| [14:40] | Yeah. You know what? | |
| [14:41] | She wasn’t a wicked witch. | |
| [14:43] | She was our fairy godmother | |
| [14:45] | here to remind us that we still got it. | |
| [14:47] | Yeah. Bibbidi-bobbidi- forget-our-kids-boo. | |
| [14:53] | And forget the sweatpants, too. | |
| [14:58] | Whoa. You guys look amazing. Hey. (chuckles) | |
| [15:01] | Mm-hmm? Little overdressed for a séance, | |
| [15:02] | but amazing. | |
| [15:05] | Mama! | |
| [15:06] | We talked about this. | |
| [15:08] | It’s because you’re a mom. | |
| [15:10] | We did, and I don’t care. | |
| [15:16] | That’s right. As moms, we decide | |
| [15:18] | when we’re too old for something. | |
| [15:20] | Now, let’s get this tea party started. | |
| [15:22] | MISS KIM: All right. | |
| [15:24] | Gather ’round, everyone. | |
| [15:26] | It’s time, Calvin! | |
| [15:30] | All right. I’m ready. | |
| [15:32] | Whoa, Tina. | |
| [15:35] | (chuckles): Ooh! | |
| [15:36] | Talk about the Devil making you do it. | |
| [15:38] | (chuckling) | |
| [15:40] | Mmm! Well, if you get | |
| [15:41] | that creepy little girl out of my house, | |
| [15:43] | I will possess you all night long. | |
| [15:45] | Focus, you two. | |
| [15:49] | (stammers) Make sure you keep that on | |
| [15:51] | after this little séance thing. Okay. | |
| [15:53] | Are all these people really necessary? | |
| [15:55] | Yes, Calvin, we all have to be here for it to work. | |
| [15:59] | Now, sit. (sighs) | |
| [16:02] | It’s the witching hour. | |
| [16:09] | I have to summon her. | |
| [16:12] | Calvin, repeat after me. | |
| [16:15] | (singsongy): Emily… | |
| [16:17] | it’s time to play. | |
| [16:23] | (singsongy): Emily… | |
| [16:26] | it’s time to play. | |
| [16:30] | (electrical crackling) (thunder rumbling) | |
| [16:32] | Oh. | |
| [16:34] | Whoa. | |
| [16:35] | (groaning, gasping) | |
| [16:36] | (footsteps running) | |
| [16:38] | (little girl giggling) | |
| [16:40] | Emily? Is that you? | |
| [16:43] | It’s me, Dave. | |
| [16:45] | We met earlier. | |
| [16:47] | Uh, you-you have a very nice laugh. | |
| [16:49] | Seriously, Dave? Come on, man. | |
| [16:51] | Calvin, I’m a people person, okay? | |
| [16:52] | Dead or alive. | |
| [16:53] | (little girl giggling) | |
| [16:55] | Emily? It’s safe to show yourself. | |
| [17:00] | You don’t have to hide. | |
| [17:02] | You’re among friends. | |
| [17:03] | Uh, yeah. | |
| [17:05] | How about some double Dutch? | |
| [17:07] | Tina and I will play with you. | |
| [17:09] | Uh-uh, girl. | |
| [17:10] | Don’t put me in that. | |
| [17:13] | Invite Emily to have some tea. | |
| [17:18] | Emily, would you want some tea? | |
| [17:22] | (thunder rumbling) (screaming) | |
| [17:27] | I’d love some tea, Calvin. | |
| [17:30] | (stammers) H-How did you know my name? | |
| [17:32] | She’s a ghost, Pop. | |
| [17:34] | She probably know your credit score, too. | |
| [17:37] | Eat a cookie. I made them myself. | |
| [17:40] | I-I don’t see any cookies. | |
| [17:42] | I said eat a cookie! | |
| [17:44] | Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Those cookies. | |
| [17:47] | (chuckles) | |
| [17:49] | (giggles) Mmm. | |
| [17:51] | Delicious. | |
| [17:55] | (stammers) Well, you know, look at the time. | |
| [17:57] | You know, it’s Halloween, | |
| [17:59] | so I’m sure you got a lot of other ghost, | |
| [18:01] | ghoulie, creepy stuff to do. | |
| [18:04] | So, uh, just go ahead and enjoy the rest of your death, okay? | |
| [18:07] | You’re coming to my world | |
| [18:09] | where we can play together forever. | |
| [18:15] | That’s gonna be a hard no from me. Okay. | |
| [18:17] | (demonic voice): Come with me! | |
| [18:20] | (Calvin screams) | |
| [18:22] | Get this little devil baby off me! | |
| [18:24] | Oh, I can’t… Ah! | |
| [18:25] | I ain’t been to the Bahamas yet! | |
| [18:27] | (shouting indistinctly) | |
| [18:29] | (grunting) | |
| [18:31] | (all laughing) | |
| [18:32] | Gotcha! | |
| [18:35] | What? | |
| [18:36] | TINA: Oh, we got him! | |
| [18:38] | What’s going… Yes! | |
| [18:39] | It was a prank, Dad. | |
| [18:41] | Yeah. We finally got you. | |
| [18:42] | Yeah, we did. Wait a minute. | |
| [18:44] | You all were in on this? | |
| [18:45] | (others agreeing) Yeah. You had it coming. | |
| [18:47] | Remember when you put that stink bomb in my mailbag? | |
| [18:49] | Yeah. And then when you put that Krazy Glue on my blunt. | |
| [18:52] | I was talking like this for two days. | |
| [18:54] | And, baby, it wasn’t even Halloween. | |
| [18:56] | I mean, you can’t limit all this talent to just one day a year. | |
| [19:01] | But wait a minute. | |
| [19:02] | How did y’all do the creepy little girl? | |
| [19:04] | Oh, Emily was a hologram me and my buddies worked on | |
| [19:06] | at JPL. | |
| [19:07] | We did everything with remote controls, | |
| [19:09] | projection audio, and a fog machine. | |
| [19:11] | And I got all the sound effects off the Internet. | |
| [19:13] | Well, except for one. | |
| [19:14] | (giggles) | |
| [19:16] | Too soon? | |
| [19:17] | (others laugh) | |
| [19:19] | Baby, we were all in on it. | |
| [19:21] | Don’t be mad at us. | |
| [19:22] | I’m not mad. (chuckles): I mean… | |
| [19:24] | it took a whole neighborhood | |
| [19:26] | and a team of engineers just to trick me. | |
| [19:29] | Besides, I wasn’t even really scared. | |
| [19:31] | What? (overlapping groans, chatter) | |
| [19:32] | Yeah, come on, Pop. | |
| [19:34] | You were terrified. | |
| [19:35] | No, I was not. You know what I mean? | |
| [19:37] | The only reason that I had tears coming out my eyes, | |
| [19:40] | because that doll’s hair got in there, | |
| [19:42] | and I’m allergic to the synthetic… | |
| [19:45] | (overlapping chatter) | |
| [19:51] | Yesterday was so much fun. | |
| [19:53] | You know what, I’m glad you all enjoyed yourselves. | |
| [19:56] | (chuckling) | |
| [19:57] | You edit the video yet, Marty? | |
| [19:59] | Yeah. Almost done. | |
| [20:00] | Just adding some close-up’s of Dad’s tears. | |
| [20:02] | (forced laugh) | |
| [20:04] | You know what? | |
| [20:06] | I got everybody a little something | |
| [20:08] | to congratulate you on finally pranking me. | |
| [20:10] | So, uh, here. Go ahead and open it. | |
| [20:13] | Ooh, I love mixed nuts. (others disagreeing) | |
| [20:15] | What? | |
| [20:16] | Do not open that. | |
| [20:18] | It’s the oldest trick in the book, man. | |
| [20:20] | (chuckles): You got me. | |
| [20:23] | (chuckling) | |
| [20:26] | Eh, I guess I’m losing my touch. | |
| [20:28] | (chuckles) It’s okay. It’s all right. | |
| [20:29] | Hey, Malcolm, uh, turn the game on. | |
| [20:31] | Oh, that’s right. (grunts): Yep. | |
| [20:34] | What y’all doing? (screaming) | |
| [20:38] | (laughing) | |
| [20:42] | (chuckles) Yes! | |
| [20:45] | I’m still the king! | |
| [20:47] | (both chuckling) | |
| [20:49] | So, you’re gonna fix my transmission, right? | |
| [20:51] | Uh, nah. | |
| [20:53] | That was also a part of the prank. (laughs) | |
| [20:59] | Captioning sponsored by CBS | |
| [21:03] | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org |