| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:06] | Oh, hey, Calvin. Ready for our, uh, tee time. | |
| [00:10] | Oh, sorry. Rain check, buddy. | |
| [00:13] | I’m missing a part of the suspension kit | |
| [00:15] | for a ’63 Impala. | |
| [00:16] | It was right here yesterday. | |
| [00:18] | Oh, well, uh… | |
| [00:23] | Is this it? | |
| [00:26] | No. That’s the muffler. | |
| [00:31] | Right. Which is, uh… | |
| [00:33] | not part of the suspension? | |
| [00:35] | Very good. | |
| [00:38] | And tomorrow we’ll work on shapes and colors. | |
| [00:40] | Okay, well, I don’t understand. | |
| [00:43] | Why don’t you just get a new suspension? | |
| [00:45] | Because it’s an original from 1963. | |
| [00:48] | I can’t just jump in a time machine | |
| [00:50] | and go back and get another one. | |
| [00:51] | Besides, Black people don’t like to travel back in time. | |
| [00:56] | Hey, you know… | |
| [00:59] | you don’t think it was one of your employees, do you? | |
| [01:02] | No. | |
| [01:03] | I trust my guys completely. | |
| [01:08] | Which is why I hid a bunch of cameras all around. | |
| [01:11] | Did you check the cameras? | |
| [01:16] | Di– Did I– Come– | |
| [01:19] | Did I check the cameras? Really, Dave? | |
| [01:21] | That’s the question you gonna ask me? | |
| [01:23] | Did I check ’em? | |
| [01:24] | You didn’t check the cameras, did you? | |
| [01:26] | Look, I just got robbed, Dave. Stop blaming the victim. | |
| [01:30] | * Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood * | |
| [01:33] | * Welcome to the hood. * | |
| [01:43] | Why is the footage so grainy? | |
| [01:44] | I don’t know. | |
| [01:46] | These cameras were state of the art | |
| [01:48] | when I bought ’em in ’92. | |
| [01:50] | Calvin, I was 11 in 1992. | |
| [01:54] | My View-Master had better resolution. | |
| [01:59] | Oh, there’s the thief. | |
| [02:01] | Or is that a smudge? | |
| [02:03] | Well, that smudge is stealing your car parts. | |
| [02:07] | Unbelievable, man. | |
| [02:09] | I mean, you work and you struggle | |
| [02:11] | to make an honest living. | |
| [02:13] | And then some lowlife just feels he can come and take it all. | |
| [02:16] | All right, well, let’s call the cops. And tell ’em what? | |
| [02:18] | Find a working VCR, | |
| [02:21] | and fast-forward to the smudge? | |
| [02:24] | Well, what are we gonna do? | |
| [02:25] | We’re just gonna let this guy get away with it? | |
| [02:27] | No. The thief didn’t take all the parts, so he’ll be back. | |
| [02:31] | And when he does, I’m gonna be | |
| [02:33] | right here waiting on him with my good friends | |
| [02:35] | law and order. | |
| [02:38] | And I’ll be waiting with my good friends | |
| [02:41] | Rizzoli and Isles. | |
| [02:47] | (quartz bowl droning) | |
| [02:51] | Everyone take a deep breath in and hold it at the top. | |
| [02:55] | This will clear your heart chakra. | |
| [02:59] | (doorbell rings) | |
| [03:00] | One sec. | |
| [03:02] | I’ve got to clear my porch chakra. | |
| [03:06] | Hey, girl. | |
| [03:07] | Oh… Oh, what? | |
| [03:09] | Are you having a party? | |
| [03:10] | Oh… no. | |
| [03:12] | Oh, no, just having a couple of friends over; nobody you know. | |
| [03:15] | Hello, I’m Aria. | |
| [03:17] | Hey. | |
| [03:19] | Welcome, goddess. | |
| [03:21] | Ooh, you have a beautiful aura. | |
| [03:24] | Well, thank you. | |
| [03:26] | You know, I use cocoa butter. | |
| [03:30] | Well, you came just in time for the tranquility | |
| [03:33] | sound bath. | |
| [03:35] | Okay. Well, what’s that? | |
| [03:38] | Nothing you’d be interested in. | |
| [03:40] | Plus, we’re capped at five people. | |
| [03:42] | Fire marshal stuff. Oh. | |
| [03:45] | Gemma, there’s always room for one more | |
| [03:47] | in the spiritual tub. | |
| [03:49] | See, I am down for that. | |
| [03:52] | But I’m not getting my head wet. | |
| [03:54] | This is over $300’s worth of somebody else’s hair. | |
| [04:01] | Okay. I guess nobody cares about the fire marshal. | |
| [04:03] | Okay. This looks like so much fun, ladies. | |
| [04:06] | You know, I used to play drums in church. | |
| [04:09] | (high-pitched clanging) | |
| [04:13] | All my childhood trauma’s coming back! | |
| [04:16] | Okay, Tina, Tina, Tina? | |
| [04:18] | Tina. What? | |
| [04:19] | These are sacred bowls. | |
| [04:21] | We play them to clear our chakras. | |
| [04:23] | Chakras. | |
| [04:26] | Okay. (laughs) | |
| [04:29] | (mumbles) The idea is to make them sing. | |
| [04:32] | Here. Let me show you. | |
| [04:34] | Oh, girl, nobody needs to show me how to sing. | |
| [04:38] | Well, then, join me. | |
| [04:40] | (plays tone) | |
| [04:42] | (harmonizing): * Ah… * | |
| [04:45] | (tone plays) * Ah… * | |
| [04:49] | (continues singing) | |
| [04:51] | * Chakra, clearing my Chakra Khan. * | |
| [04:56] | * I’m ev… | |
| [04:59] | …ery goddess. (laughs) | |
| [05:02] | * It’s all in me * | |
| [05:05] | * I can read your thoughts right now * | |
| [05:07] | * Every one from A to Z… * | |
| [05:12] | This is fun. | |
| [05:16] | You know, | |
| [05:18] | nothing makes me happier than living with my parents. | |
| [05:21] | (laughs) | |
| [05:23] | Uh, yup. | |
| [05:25] | That earthquake was a blessing in disguise. | |
| [05:28] | They’re not here, ass-kisser. | |
| [05:32] | Hey, man, I’m just trying to stay in the will. | |
| [05:34] | Okay, check out this picture of me and Necie. | |
| [05:36] | We recreated he Lady and the Tramp.T | |
| [05:40] | God, you two are so corny. | |
| [05:42] | I know. I know. We’re perfect together. | |
| [05:46] | You know, I can’t believe I’m saying this, | |
| [05:48] | but I think I may have found the one. | |
| [05:50] | Wait a minute. Marty, you-you posted this on Instagram? | |
| [05:53] | Yeah, man. You know, posting a romantic photo | |
| [05:55] | after only a month is relationship suicide. | |
| [05:58] | What? Yeah, you know, you got to start with a soft launch. | |
| [06:03] | Look, first start with a close-up of both of your hands. | |
| [06:09] | Huh? And then, you creep on up, | |
| [06:12] | yeah, to the elbows. | |
| [06:15] | Elbows? Yeah. | |
| [06:17] | I’m trying to show the world my girl, | |
| [06:19] | not do a lotion commercial. | |
| [06:20] | All right, | |
| [06:22] | but if you make your relationship official | |
| [06:23] | before she’s ready, | |
| [06:25] | lotion gonna be all you got left. | |
| [06:28] | You know what? What do you know, Single Person? Okay? | |
| [06:32] | We hashtag “Black love” over here. | |
| [06:34] | Hey, where did our picture go? | |
| [06:37] | Oh, crap! Necie untagged herself from my post. | |
| [06:42] | See, man? You scared her off. | |
| [06:44] | No, but we call each other “boo.” | |
| [06:47] | The parking lady at work calls me “boo.” | |
| [06:50] | (phone ringing) Oh, it’s Necie. | |
| [06:52] | I’m about to be dumped. Wait, wait, Marty, Marty. | |
| [06:55] | Don’t answer it. | |
| [06:56] | She can’t break up with you if she can’t reach you. | |
| [07:00] | (laughing) | |
| [07:02] | That is terrible advice! | |
| [07:05] | But I am gonna take it | |
| [07:06] | until I can come up with something better. | |
| [07:11] | I mean, how crazy was that? | |
| [07:13] | I thought the singing bowls and the crystal rubbing was kooky, | |
| [07:16] | but that, uh, Reiki massage? | |
| [07:18] | I mean, thank God I didn’t pay for it. | |
| [07:21] | You know, she never laid a hand on me. | |
| [07:23] | (scoffs) | |
| [07:25] | Tina, this isn’t a joke to me. | |
| [07:27] | Oh, come on, Gemma. | |
| [07:29] | You didn’t think that was weird? | |
| [07:31] | No. I believe in energy healing. | |
| [07:34] | Ha! Since when? | |
| [07:36] | I mean, come on, Gemma. | |
| [07:38] | We used to make fun of the hippie-dippie Cali girls | |
| [07:41] | flirting with trees and howling at the moon. | |
| [07:43] | I mean, come on. (laughs) | |
| [07:46] | It’s more than that. | |
| [07:48] | It’s about tapping into the feminine collective and healing. | |
| [07:52] | Are you sure this is sage you’re burning? | |
| [07:57] | No offense, Tina, but this is why I didn’t invite you. | |
| [08:00] | You have a tendency to be a teeny, tiny bit | |
| [08:04] | obnoxiously judgmental. | |
| [08:07] | Well, I think “the collective” tapped you in your head. | |
| [08:13] | ‘Cause you’re falling for some New Age baloney. | |
| [08:16] | (Gemma laughs) | |
| [08:18] | It is not baloney. | |
| [08:20] | And, you know, Aria was wrong. | |
| [08:21] | Your aura isn’t beautiful! | |
| [08:23] | It’s just okay! | |
| [08:28] | Yeah. Here you go, Mr. Thief. | |
| [08:31] | Ooh, please try to steal from me tonight. | |
| [08:35] | ‘Cause when I catch your ass, | |
| [08:37] | you won’t have fingers to steal, | |
| [08:39] | legs to run, or a mouth to beg for mercy! | |
| [08:43] | That’s right. We’re gonna make him go directly to jail. Yes. | |
| [08:46] | Lock him in the pokey, send him to the big house! | |
| [08:50] | Whatever it takes to scare him straight. | |
| [08:52] | ‘Cause there’s one thing I can’t stand, Dave– that’s a thief. | |
| [08:56] | Especially one that tries to steal from me. | |
| [08:58] | Come on! | |
| [08:59] | This is exciting. | |
| [09:02] | It’s like a real-life stakeout. | |
| [09:04] | I feel like Will Smith from Bad Boys. | |
| [09:07] | Dave, | |
| [09:09] | if anybody is Will, it’s me. | |
| [09:11] | I’m at least two inches taller than you, | |
| [09:13] | and America loves me. | |
| [09:17] | (metallic clinking nearby) | |
| [09:19] | You hear that? | |
| [09:21] | (clinking continues) It’s the thief! | |
| [09:23] | They’ve come back for the parts. Go, Dave! | |
| [09:26] | Stop! | |
| [09:27] | CALVIN: I’m getting too old for this! | |
| [09:35] | They’re out here somewhere. | |
| [09:38] | There he is. Get him! I got you, you… | |
| [09:40] | Where are you going? No, no, no. | |
| [09:41] | Come here, you dirty rascal. | |
| [09:42] | Look here. | |
| [09:44] | I hope you like your toilets in your bedroom. | |
| [09:46] | Yeah. You’re done, bro. | |
| [09:49] | Yeah. | |
| [09:52] | Uh… Lady bro? | |
| [09:55] | Ms. Bro? I… | |
| [09:58] | Look, I’m sorry. Uh, what are your pronouns? | |
| [10:00] | She, her. I’m a girl. | |
| [10:03] | Which probably explains why I make less as a thief. | |
| [10:07] | You’re-you’re just a kid. | |
| [10:10] | What are you doing stealing car parts? | |
| [10:11] | Because Enrique needs them. | |
| [10:13] | Yeah, there it is. | |
| [10:15] | Always some dude. | |
| [10:17] | Yeah, you know, steal for yourself, young lady. | |
| [10:21] | You’re better than that. | |
| [10:23] | Enrique is my car. I’m restoring him. | |
| [10:26] | That’s a ’63 Impala. | |
| [10:29] | Looks pretty good. There’s no way you fixed this car up. | |
| [10:32] | Esta chica puede arreglar un carro mejor que tú. | |
| [10:35] | What’d you say to me? | |
| [10:37] | She said, she can fix a car better than you. | |
| [10:42] | What? I am quasi-fluent in all the romance languages. | |
| [10:46] | Yeah. | |
| [10:48] | Yeah, whatever. | |
| [10:50] | Just because you put a cotton candy air freshener in there | |
| [10:53] | doesn’t make you a certified mechanic. | |
| [10:55] | You know what does? | |
| [10:57] | Dropping in a 427-cubic-inch V-8 engine in. | |
| [11:00] | And I changed the exhaust to Flowmasters. | |
| [11:03] | Oh, my baby Enrique is loud. Oh. | |
| [11:07] | She really does know her stuff. Sorry. Excuse me. | |
| [11:10] | My car right now is making the weirdest noise. | |
| [11:12] | Hmm. Okay. It just goes, “Urgh.” | |
| [11:13] | (siren chirps) | |
| [11:15] | Okay, please. I’ll give you your stuff back. | |
| [11:18] | Oh, so now you want to humble yourself | |
| [11:20] | now that you got caught? | |
| [11:22] | Big surprise. It’s you, Yoli. | |
| [11:25] | Let me guess. Car parts? | |
| [11:27] | Yeah. So what are you gonna do? Call her parents? | |
| [11:31] | Make her clean up trash on the side of the freeway | |
| [11:33] | in one of those really unflattering orange vests? | |
| [11:36] | No. I’m arresting her. | |
| [11:38] | But I-I can’t do this to my… I told you the last time, | |
| [11:41] | no more warnings. | |
| [11:43] | I need you guys to meet us down at the station. | |
| [11:45] | Come on, man. I can’t go to jail. Please? | |
| [11:48] | Okay, Officer, look. | |
| [11:50] | I’m not gonna press charges. | |
| [11:52] | Really? Are you sure, sir? | |
| [11:55] | Yeah, I don’t think | |
| [11:57] | putting her in the system is gonna solve the problem. | |
| [12:00] | All right. | |
| [12:04] | Free to go. | |
| [12:06] | Don’t make him wrong, Yoli. | |
| [12:11] | Thanks. That was really cool of you. | |
| [12:14] | Look, you’re a kid, | |
| [12:18] | and you made some bad decisions. | |
| [12:20] | I’m giving you an opportunity for a second chance. | |
| [12:23] | Thanks. | |
| [12:25] | Deuces. | |
| [12:27] | Hey, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. | |
| [12:29] | No, this second chance comes with two conditions. | |
| [12:33] | One– you work for me, | |
| [12:36] | and two– you work for me. | |
| [12:40] | (laughs softly) I don’t think so. | |
| [12:42] | Oh, really? Dave, why don’t you call the cops back? | |
| [12:44] | DAVE: Yup. Okay, okay. You win. | |
| [12:46] | All right, I’ll expect to see you | |
| [12:49] | at my shop tomorrow. | |
| [12:51] | And this time, you’re invited. | |
| [12:54] | And make sure you’re on time. | |
| [12:56] | Deuces. | |
| [12:59] | Ooh, ooh, have to grab my car parts. Come on. Oh, you… | |
| [13:06] | Oh! The renovations are starting to come together. | |
| [13:10] | Marty, the kitchen sink is in the living room. | |
| [13:14] | Yeah, and at this rate, | |
| [13:15] | we’re gonna be at your house another two months. | |
| [13:17] | What? Mama, that is 1,460 hours. Uh… | |
| [13:23] | Not that I was counting. Yeah. | |
| [13:27] | Ooh. Oh. | |
| [13:28] | No! | |
| [13:30] | Necie’s out there, and she’s headed to our house. | |
| [13:33] | She’s trying to break up with me. | |
| [13:35] | No. No, no, no. No. No breakup. | |
| [13:40] | You like this girl, and more importantly, | |
| [13:42] | I like this girl. Let me talk to her. | |
| [13:45] | Mom, no. I can handle this on my own. | |
| [13:47] | I’m not a kid. | |
| [13:51] | But if I do get dumped, can you have your shoulders ready, | |
| [13:53] | and can you please make my favorite hot chocolate? | |
| [13:56] | Oh. I got you, baby. | |
| [13:58] | Mommy’ll whip you up a batch from the… living room sink. | |
| [14:05] | Hey. Oh! | |
| [14:08] | Hey! You almost got me. (laughs) | |
| [14:10] | You would’ve deserved it. | |
| [14:12] | Marty, why are you ghosting me? | |
| [14:15] | If you’re gonna break up with me, at least do it to my face. | |
| [14:17] | What? I thought you wanted to break up with me | |
| [14:19] | because you untagged yourself from our picture on Instagram. | |
| [14:22] | Oh. | |
| [14:24] | I untagged the picture from my professional account. | |
| [14:27] | I can’t be slurping spaghetti on my boxing page. | |
| [14:30] | Unlike you, cute is not my brand. | |
| [14:33] | Y-You’re right. I am cute. (laughs) | |
| [14:37] | You know, you have no reason to feel insecure. | |
| [14:41] | You got me, boo. | |
| [14:43] | And guess what, boo? You got me, too. | |
| [14:47] | (quietly): Yes. | |
| [14:49] | No. | |
| [14:53] | (knocking) | |
| [14:55] | Knock, knock. | |
| [14:57] | Oh, if it isn’t the Jolly Green Goddess of Evergreen Drive. | |
| [15:04] | Well, usually I travel by astral plane, | |
| [15:06] | but I decided to walk over. | |
| [15:10] | Tina, I am really sorry about this mess. | |
| [15:13] | I should have told you I was exploring mysticism. | |
| [15:16] | Why did you keep it such a big secret? | |
| [15:18] | I knew you’d think all this stuff was silly, | |
| [15:21] | but after my miscarriage, | |
| [15:23] | I was searching for a way to work through my pain. | |
| [15:27] | Nothing worked until I met Aria. | |
| [15:30] | That goddess group really helped me heal. | |
| [15:32] | Wow, Gemma. I had no idea. | |
| [15:34] | And I’m glad you found the healing you needed. | |
| [15:37] | And I’m sorry. I-I would never mock anything | |
| [15:40] | that’s important to you… | |
| [15:42] | except maybe your husband. | |
| [15:44] | (laughs) | |
| [15:45] | Yeah, well, we all do that. | |
| [15:50] | But just for the record, | |
| [15:52] | you are a big source of positive energy in my life. | |
| [15:56] | That’s mutual. (laughs softly) | |
| [15:58] | And you know you can talk to me about anything, right? | |
| [16:00] | I do. | |
| [16:02] | All right. Well, now that you’re a goddess… | |
| [16:05] | (Gemma laughs) | |
| [16:07] | …can you invoke anything to speed up my damn renovations? | |
| [16:11] | Hey, I am just stepping into my feminine power. | |
| [16:13] | I can’t work miracles yet. | |
| [16:16] | But I can make a bottle of wine appear. | |
| [16:19] | What? Ta-da! | |
| [16:21] | Ooh! | |
| [16:23] | Amen! I mean, A-woman. | |
| [16:34] | Thanks | |
| [16:35] | for not pressing charges. | |
| [16:37] | I brought back everything. | |
| [16:39] | Even the things you didn’t notice I stole. | |
| [16:41] | Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| [16:44] | No. The deal we made is that you work for me. | |
| [16:47] | That’s part of the bargain. | |
| [16:49] | Oh. | |
| [16:51] | You were serious about that? | |
| [16:53] | Yes. Now I may not call the cops, | |
| [16:57] | but somebody in this neighborhood knows your parents, | |
| [16:59] | and I will call them. | |
| [17:01] | (scoffs) Good luck. | |
| [17:03] | My papi got deported when I was 12, and my mom works doubles. | |
| [17:06] | So, I take care of myself. | |
| [17:08] | That’s tough. | |
| [17:10] | I’m sorry to hear that. | |
| [17:13] | It is what it is. | |
| [17:15] | Enrique was actually my dad’s car. | |
| [17:17] | We were working on him together, | |
| [17:19] | and I was trying to finish him for when… | |
| [17:21] | if he gets back into the country. | |
| [17:24] | Well, he did a good job teaching you. | |
| [17:28] | You just need to use your talents in a way | |
| [17:30] | that keeps you off my security cameras. | |
| [17:33] | Where are those cameras? | |
| [17:35] | You don’t need to worry about that. | |
| [17:37] | You’re right. | |
| [17:39] | Hey, have you ever installed a throttle shifter? | |
| [17:43] | No. | |
| [17:45] | But I did try to steal one once. | |
| [17:48] | Well, don’t try to steal one twice. | |
| [17:51] | I’m nice, not stupid. | |
| [17:53] | Here. Watch and learn. | |
| [17:58] | Well, I got to say, your ’63 Impala is nice, | |
| [18:01] | but it’s not factory original. | |
| [18:03] | The ’63s came with chrome mirrors and not stainless steel. | |
| [18:07] | Sorry, viejo, but ’63s definitely came with stainless. | |
| [18:11] | Oh, really? | |
| [18:13] | If only there was a way we could figure out who was right. | |
| [18:16] | Okay. | |
| [18:18] | (chuckles) Oh, yeah. | |
| [18:20] | Yeah, here it is right here. | |
| [18:21] | 1963 Impala– chrome… and stainless steel mirrors. | |
| [18:27] | So I was right. | |
| [18:29] | And I was also right, right? | |
| [18:31] | Yeah, but I was more right because chrome was first. | |
| [18:34] | Oh. (laughs) | |
| [18:37] | All right, well, we’ve done enough for today, all right? | |
| [18:39] | You can get on out of here. | |
| [18:41] | Uh, I saw a Buick in the back. | |
| [18:43] | Do you need any help with that? | |
| [18:44] | Sure. Why don’t you call your mom | |
| [18:46] | and let her know you’re gonna be late. | |
| [18:48] | I’ll text her. | |
| [18:54] | (laughter) | |
| [18:56] | (laughs) I don’t know what she said, | |
| [18:59] | but I’m gonna take it as a compliment. | |
| [19:01] | (laughs) | |
| [19:02] | Hey, hey, get back to work. | |
| [19:10] | * Whoa, my love | |
| [19:17] | * My darling… * | |
| [19:20] | Okay, now only three of our followers | |
| [19:21] | are gonna get this Ghost reference, | |
| [19:23] | but those three people are gonna really like it. | |
| [19:25] | The only follower I care about is you. | |
| [19:30] | * Lonely time… * | |
| [19:34] | More clay? | |
| [19:35] | As much as you’ve got. Mm. | |
| [19:43] | What the hell | |
| [19:45] | kind of freaky mating ritual was that? | |
| [19:49] | I got to tell Tina. | |
| [19:52] | * This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius * | |
| [19:57] | * Age of Aquarius… * | |
| [20:02] | What in the hell kind of freaky female ritual is this? | |
| [20:06] | I got to tell Dave. | |
| [20:08] | * Aquarius… * | |
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| [20:17] | and TOYOTA. | |
| [20:20] | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org |