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[00:04] | ♪ | |
[00:05] | Hey, hon, do we have any more crackers? | |
[00:08] | It’s 4:00– my morning sickness is rude as hell. | |
[00:11] | Sorry, I ate ’em all. | |
[00:14] | I’ve been having a touch of morning sickness myself. | |
[00:16] | Really, hon? | |
[00:18] | Because I’m the one | |
[00:19] | who’s been literally growing a human being | |
[00:21] | for the past seven weeks. | |
[00:23] | But, you know, by all means, eat up. | |
[00:27] | You are such an as… | |
[00:28] | Astonishingly thoughtful husband? | |
[00:33] | I’ll give you that. | |
[00:34] | Now give me the crackers. | |
[00:37] | I also got you some applesauce and ginger tea. | |
[00:39] | I remember how sick you were with Grover. | |
[00:41] | You are so sweet. | |
[00:43] | [chuckles] | |
[00:46] | What’s wrong?Well, I remember how sick you were with Grover. | |
[00:51] | So, how’s your family research going? | |
[00:53] | Oh, my– this Find Your Way DNA website is amazing. | |
[00:57] | It turns out there’s a whole world inside of my spit. | |
[01:01] | But, you know, I have a sixth cousin once removed | |
[01:03] | who lives right here | |
[01:05] | in California. | |
[01:06] | His name is Terry B. Davis. | |
[01:07] | Look at this guy. | |
[01:09] | GEMMA: Oh! | |
[01:10] | He’s African American! | |
[01:14] | I know. | |
[01:15] | Kind of, uh, | |
[01:16] | explains my dance moves, huh? | |
[01:22] | Calm down, Dave. | |
[01:24] | Let’s not bring our milkshakes to the yard just yet. | |
[01:27] | I got to go tell Calvin. | |
[01:29] | I am Black and I am proud. | |
[01:32] | And I’m gonna say it out loud. | |
[01:36] | Please don’t go over there bugging Calvin. | |
[01:38] | Gemma, Calvin’s my best friend. | |
[01:40] | How could I ever bug him? | |
[01:43] | Why are you bugging me now, Dave? | |
[01:47] | Calvin… | |
[01:48] | look at this handsome fella. | |
[01:52] | That’s my cousin Terry. | |
[01:54] | If he says that he’s a Nigerian prince | |
[01:57] | and needs a small investment to free up his millions, | |
[01:59] | don’t do it. | |
[02:03] | Wait a minute. You’re related to Terry B. Davis? | |
[02:07] | Yeah. That “B” stands for Butler. | |
[02:12] | No. | |
[02:14] | That “B” stands for “blessed.” | |
[02:19] | Calvin, we’re related. | |
[02:20] | Say what, now? | |
[02:23] | Whoa, whoa, hold… Let-let me see that. | |
[02:25] | Oh, wow, Dad, it’s true. | |
[02:27] | And if Terry | |
[02:29] | is Dave’s cousin… | |
[02:31] | And he’s also your cousin… | |
[02:33] | That means you are… | |
[02:35] | Hopefully adopted. | |
[02:39] | Bring it in, cuz! | |
[02:42] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
[02:44] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. | |
[02:51] | Hey. | |
[02:53] | I thought you were not going over to bug Calvin. | |
[02:56] | Ha. We are family– I’m allowed to bug. | |
[02:59] | What? | |
[03:01] | Yeah, we just figured out we’re related. | |
[03:04] | Oh, no. | |
[03:05] | We ain’t figured out nothing yet. | |
[03:08] | Oh, Tina, you’ve always felt like family to me. | |
[03:12] | Aw. Same here, Gemma. | |
[03:13] | You’re my sister from another mister. | |
[03:15] | Aw, you’re my siz from another wiz. | |
[03:18] | That sounds nasty. | |
[03:20] | Sorry, that sounded way less gross in my head. | |
[03:22] | [laughs] | |
[03:24] | You know, this ancestry stuff, this isn’t science. | |
[03:27] | It’s voodoo. | |
[03:29] | It’s about as legit | |
[03:31] | as getting your fortune out of a cookie. | |
[03:33] | Well, Pop, my fortune cookie told me | |
[03:36] | my future was gonna be a whole lot brighter. | |
[03:39] | Maybe it meant whiter. [laughing] | |
[03:42] | Welcome to the family, Cousin Dave. | |
[03:46] | Dad, actually, these websites are usually based on DNA, | |
[03:50] | and there’s nothing more science-ier than DNA. | |
[03:52] | “More science-ier”? | |
[03:53] | Mm-hmm. | |
[03:54] | Go get your diploma. | |
[03:56] | They owe me a refund. | |
[03:59] | No, no. If you look real close, | |
[04:01] | you can see that Dave and Pop kind of favor each other. | |
[04:05] | Look at Pop. He got two eyes. | |
[04:07] | Now look at Dave. He got two eyes, too! | |
[04:12] | No, you know what? | |
[04:13] | No, I’m gonna get to the bottom of this. | |
[04:14] | I don’t need DNA. | |
[04:16] | I have a Aunt Desiray, who knows all the family secrets. | |
[04:20] | Yeah, she may be old, but that bourbon keeps her sharp. | |
[04:23] | Remember when she told us about Uncle Gus’s secret family | |
[04:27] | that he was hiding from his side family, | |
[04:29] | and then the real family found out at the funeral. | |
[04:32] | Caused another funeral. | |
[04:34] | ♪ | |
[04:36] | Hey, why aren’t you laying down, eating bonbons, | |
[04:41] | and watching Tamron Hall like any sane pregnant woman? | |
[04:45] | I wish. I have to make cupcakes | |
[04:47] | for Grover’s Scout troop, but-but every time | |
[04:50] | I crack an egg I get nauseous, and this recipe | |
[04:52] | calls for 12 eggs.Mm. | |
[04:54] | So that’d be a barfer’s dozen? | |
[04:57] | [laughing] | |
[05:01] | All right, well, okay, all right, well, let me help. | |
[05:04] | You know, I could whup up some cupcakes | |
[05:05] | that’d make you want to slap your mama. | |
[05:07] | The only mamas I want to slap are those judgy troop moms. | |
[05:11] | Is it that serious? | |
[05:13] | Yes. If I don’t hit it out of the park with these cupcakes, | |
[05:16] | I’d never be able to show my face at SoulCycle again. | |
[05:20] | You poor thing. | |
[05:22] | It ain’t easy being white, is it? | |
[05:25] | You have no idea. | |
[05:27] | ♪ | |
[05:30] | So, Auntie, we invited you here | |
[05:32] | to get some family information. | |
[05:35] | We were wondering, | |
[05:37] | are we related to any Johnsons? | |
[05:40] | Oh, boy, we Black. | |
[05:42] | We’re related to a lot of Johnsons. | |
[05:45] | Well, I meant any white Johnsons. | |
[05:48] | Come to think of it, | |
[05:51] | back when our family was in Tuscaloosa, | |
[05:54] | a Black Butler– who happened to be a butler– | |
[05:58] | had relations with a white Johnson. | |
[06:02] | Thankfully, he skipped town, | |
[06:04] | ’cause when that baby come out, | |
[06:06] | no doubt | |
[06:07] | there was some Butler in him. | |
[06:12] | That’s not good. | |
[06:15] | A-And that boy was | |
[06:17] | your great-grandfather Cofedelius. | |
[06:21] | Wow, Pop. | |
[06:23] | So the DNA was right. | |
[06:24] | Damn. | |
[06:25] | I amrelated to Dave. | |
[06:27] | Ah, yes! | |
[06:28] | Science wins again. | |
[06:30] | ♪ | |
[06:32] | TINA: Welcome, new family members | |
[06:34] | to our first official family dinner. | |
[06:39] | [“We Are Family” playing] | |
[06:41] | ♪ We are family | |
[06:45] | ♪ I got all my brothers with me. ♪ | |
[06:51] | What do you think, Calvin? | |
[06:52] | Throwing it back, old-school. | |
[06:54] | Yeah, I’m thinking about pulling an Uncle Gus | |
[06:56] | and starting a new family. | |
[07:00] | Calvin, how come you have not responded | |
[07:02] | to the family group chat I started? | |
[07:04] | Because I left that chat, | |
[07:06] | just like I’m about to leave this one. | |
[07:08] | Can I take that for you? | |
[07:10] | What? You don’t think I’m strong enough to hold a dish? | |
[07:13] | Oh, I forgot my pregnant woman policy: | |
[07:16] | “Step away until Labor Day.” | |
[07:21] | Ooh, hey, guys. | |
[07:22] | Hey, check this out. I did more research online | |
[07:25] | into our family history. | |
[07:27] | Ah, yeah, we’re listening, Cousin Dave. | |
[07:31] | It turns out | |
[07:32] | both sides of our family own several plots of land together. | |
[07:36] | Oh, what? Really? We were land barons? | |
[07:38] | Yeah, yeah. Look at that. | |
[07:39] | In Tuscaloosa, Alabama. | |
[07:41] | Hey, you know, uh, Aunt Desiray was talking about Tuscaloosa. | |
[07:44] | She said that my great-grandfather | |
[07:47] | Cofedelius had land there. | |
[07:50] | Really? What happened to it? | |
[07:51] | No one knows. | |
[07:53] | All the family says is that after he lost his land, | |
[07:55] | he became an alcoholic. | |
[07:57] | Uh, well, that’s because at the turn of the century, | |
[08:00] | the banks made it impossible for certain people to own land. | |
[08:05] | Mm-hmm. You know what that mean. | |
[08:06] | Black people. | |
[08:09] | [chuckles] Uh, well, hold on. | |
[08:12] | Not necessarily. | |
[08:15] | No, yeah, he’s right. | |
[08:16] | It’s Black people. | |
[08:19] | Oh. And Native Americans | |
[08:21] | and Chinese. | |
[08:22] | I’m gonna stop scrolling. | |
[08:25] | Yeah, these records show that Dave’s side of the family | |
[08:28] | got the land from our side. | |
[08:30] | How much did they pay for it? | |
[08:32] | Ooh, uh, perhaps I should substitute the word “got” | |
[08:35] | with “stole.” | |
[08:38] | Wait-wait-wait-wait. So you’re telling me | |
[08:40] | Dave’s family stole from your family? | |
[08:43] | Yes, Gemma, | |
[08:44] | that is exactly what they’re saying. | |
[08:48] | So, you know that Weedwacker you borrowed three weeks ago? | |
[08:51] | I’m gonna need that back, plus about $7 million. | |
[08:55] | ♪ | |
[09:02] | All right, fam, come eat. | |
[09:04] | Hey!Hey, babe, | |
[09:06] | you remember how my Aunt Desiray | |
[09:08] | was talking about my great-grandfather Cofedelius? | |
[09:11] | Oh, yeah, he was a mean drunk. | |
[09:13] | Mm-hmm, you’d be mean, too, if your name was Cofedelius. | |
[09:18] | The point is, | |
[09:19] | is that he didn’t start drinking | |
[09:21] | till after his land was stolen. | |
[09:24] | Well, who stole it? | |
[09:32] | It was Dave’s great-great-grandfather. | |
[09:35] | Oh, Lord. We’re gonna need more than chicken | |
[09:37] | to get us through this dinner. | |
[09:39] | Nothing for me. | |
[09:40] | I’m just gonna eat my purse crackers. | |
[09:43] | Let us pray. | |
[09:46] | Dear Lord, thank you for bringing us together | |
[09:49] | and blessing this food, | |
[09:50] | and thank you for not letting Dave steal it. Amen. | |
[09:54] | Okay, all right, you know what? | |
[09:57] | I deserve that. | |
[09:58] | No, you don’t, Dave. | |
[10:00] | To be fair, you didn’t steal anything. | |
[10:02] | Exactly. | |
[10:03] | His family did. | |
[10:04] | Dave just benefited from the racist laws | |
[10:07] | that gave his family land that contributed | |
[10:10] | to the generational wealth that was then passed down | |
[10:12] | to make his life a whole lot easier. | |
[10:16] | To be fair, I don’t think that I received | |
[10:19] | any generational wealth. | |
[10:21] | Uh, look, Dave, when you turned 16, | |
[10:23] | did you get a car? | |
[10:25] | Yeah, but it was a beat-up bucket with 100,000 miles on it. | |
[10:28] | Well, guess what I got. | |
[10:29] | Every other weekend off, | |
[10:31] | because I had a job! | |
[10:35] | Did-did I mention the car had no AC? | |
[10:38] | Kalamazoo summers were very hot. | |
[10:41] | So were cotton fields. | |
[10:43] | Damn it, Malcolm, I was just about to say that. | |
[10:46] | I guess everybody’s just gonna steal from me today. | |
[10:49] | ♪ | |
[10:53] | Oh, hey. | |
[10:54] | Gemma.[gasps] What’s going on? | |
[10:56] | Glad you’re awake. I had a rough night. | |
[11:02] | What’s wrong, Dave? | |
[11:04] | I just hate knowing that my family was a part | |
[11:06] | of America’s racist past. | |
[11:08] | I am sure Calvin doesn’t really blame you | |
[11:11] | for crimes that were committed hundreds of years ago. | |
[11:14] | Oh, really? | |
[11:15] | Every time we leave their house, | |
[11:17] | Calvin always says, “Good night, Dave.” | |
[11:20] | Yesterday it was just… | |
[11:22] | “Night.” | |
[11:26] | Trust me, Gemma, he is seething! | |
[11:31] | Give him time to process it. | |
[11:33] | Besides, you can’t change the past. | |
[11:36] | We can only work to fix the future. | |
[11:38] | Raising Grover to be an enlightened, | |
[11:40] | anti-racist human is a major part of that. | |
[11:44] | And teaching him to put the seat down. | |
[11:47] | Or you could learn to put the seat up. I mean… | |
[11:50] | Sorry, what? | |
[11:54] | If that’s something that you felt like you wanted to do. | |
[12:01] | Do you smell that? | |
[12:02] | [gasps] My cupcakes! | |
[12:05] | Okay, d-don’t panic. | |
[12:07] | They… they could still– | |
[12:08] | aah!– they could still taste good. | |
[12:10] | [groans]Okay. | |
[12:11] | Oh! Okay, time to panic. | |
[12:13] | Wha-What’s wrong?[gasping] | |
[12:16] | It’s burning! | |
[12:20] | [gasps] Geez, I thought this was margarine. | |
[12:22] | [grunts]I may have put wasabi in them. | |
[12:26] | You did. No “may.” | |
[12:28] | You definitely did. | |
[12:30] | And wasabi’s green, Gemma. | |
[12:32] | What kind of old margarine are you okay with using?! | |
[12:35] | ♪ | |
[12:37] | All right, bye, babe. | |
[12:40] | What the hell, Dave? | |
[12:43] | Look, I’m sorry, I just… | |
[12:45] | feel horrible about what my family did to yours. | |
[12:48] | Well, you should. | |
[12:49] | Now I got to get to my shop. | |
[12:51] | Unless your family stole that, too. | |
[12:54] | Look, I just… | |
[12:55] | How could they have been so mean and coldhearted? | |
[12:59] | Well, it was the 1800s. | |
[13:01] | White folks didn’t have to pretend to be nice | |
[13:03] | to Black folks back then. | |
[13:05] | Just… first… | |
[13:07] | Okay, Dave, move, | |
[13:09] | before I forget you’re one of the good ones. | |
[13:10] | Just hear me out. | |
[13:12] | Now, I know I can’t make up for hundreds of years of oppression, | |
[13:17] | but please…[sighs] | |
[13:18] | consider these my attempt at reparations. | |
[13:23] | Dave, I appreciate your offer, | |
[13:25] | but you can’t make this right. | |
[13:28] | So you don’t want these Dodger tickets? | |
[13:31] | Second row, behind home plate? | |
[13:34] | Oh. | |
[13:35] | Well, Idon’t want ’em, but… | |
[13:38] | I’ll accept them on behalf of my ancestors. | |
[13:41] | What’s that, Great-Granddaddy? | |
[13:44] | We could also use a parking pass? | |
[13:48] | ♪ | |
[13:52] | These aren’t so bad. | |
[13:54] | [clacking] | |
[13:59] | What unholy nightmare is this? | |
[14:02] | Cupcakes never had a chance, Miss Tina. | |
[14:06] | Had a good run, Mom. Can’t stay on top forever. | |
[14:09] | Just ask A-Rod. | |
[14:12] | [sighs] | |
[14:13] | Grover’s troop meets in an hour. | |
[14:15] | I really thought I could do it myself. | |
[14:17] | Mm, well, it’s too bad no one offered to help you. | |
[14:20] | Multiple times. | |
[14:22] | I know, and I appreciate it. | |
[14:24] | I just didn’t want Grover | |
[14:25] | to think that I’d be there for him any less | |
[14:27] | now that there’s a new baby on the way. | |
[14:29] | Look, I get it, but accepting help doesn’t mean | |
[14:31] | that you love him any less. | |
[14:33] | I guess you’re right. | |
[14:35] | Okay, so I’m officially asking. | |
[14:37] | Can I please get some of your Black girl magic? | |
[14:40] | Oh, I thought you would never ask. | |
[14:42] | [laughs] | |
[14:44] | Let’s see what we’re working with.Okay. | |
[14:45] | Nothing. Absolutely nothing. | |
[14:48] | Uh… | |
[14:51] | I still have baking chocolate, flour, mayonnaise, and… | |
[14:54] | some Pop-Tarts. | |
[14:55] | That’s it? | |
[14:57] | Oh. And some edible strawberry massage oil | |
[15:01] | we got for our anniversary. | |
[15:03] | Ooh. | |
[15:05] | Strawberry massage oil.[laughs] | |
[15:07] | This is like Fifty Shades of Hell’s Kitchen. | |
[15:11] | ♪ | |
[15:19] | ♪ Ooh, yeah. | |
[15:39] | Four dozen cupcakes? | |
[15:41] | Oh, you’re a lifesaver! | |
[15:43] | With five minutes to spare. | |
[15:44] | Black girl magic delivered. | |
[15:48] | Is it me, or do they look like little butts? | |
[15:53] | Does your little butt want it or not? | |
[15:55] | Yes, I do. | |
[15:56] | Thank you, Miss Tina. | |
[15:58] | They smell like strawberries. | |
[16:01] | Oh, well, that is a chef’s secret. | |
[16:03] | Mm-hmm.And your parents’ secret, too. | |
[16:06] | ♪ | |
[16:09] | Mama! | |
[16:11] | Dave is power-washing the driveway again. | |
[16:13] | Tell him to stop. | |
[16:15] | Yep, well, now he’s out there | |
[16:16] | weeding your roses. | |
[16:17] | Tell him after he’s done. | |
[16:21] | [knocking] | |
[16:24] | [chuckles]: Hey.MARTY: Oh, hey. | |
[16:25] | Oh, how did it go? | |
[16:27] | Did they like my cupcakes? | |
[16:28] | Liked? They loved them! | |
[16:30] | I got a cooking badge, and I didn’t even make them! | |
[16:34] | Well, no surprise there. | |
[16:36] | My mama knows how to put her foot in it. | |
[16:38] | Well, that Black girl magic is real. | |
[16:40] | I even confessed they were yours, | |
[16:42] | and nobody gave me the side-eye. | |
[16:44] | The troop moms loved them so much, | |
[16:45] | they want to pay you to bake some more. | |
[16:47] | Oh, well, I do love baking, but I just do it as a hobby. | |
[16:51] | Cheryl’s having a party tomorrow, | |
[16:52] | and she wants to pay you 60 bucks a dozen | |
[16:54] | for five dozen. | |
[16:55] | Wait a minute. | |
[16:57] | [mumbles] | |
[16:59] | That’s halfway to a Chanel brooch. | |
[17:02] | Well, looks like my hobby just turned into a side hustle. | |
[17:05] | ♪ | |
[17:13] | [grunts] | |
[17:15] | Aah! | |
[17:21] | Oof! | |
[17:22] | Gemma! | |
[17:25] | Somebody! | |
[17:27] | Help! | |
[17:35] | Aah! [groans] | |
[17:40] | [groans] | |
[17:42] | Oh. Hey-hey, man. | |
[17:45] | You okay? | |
[17:47] | Yeah. | |
[17:49] | Little hurt, but, uh… | |
[17:51] | just paying for the sins of my fathers, so… | |
[17:55] | What were you doing up there? | |
[17:57] | I was cleaning your gutters. | |
[17:59] | No judgment, but it was high time somebody did. | |
[18:01] | Look, okay, all right, that’s it, stop it. | |
[18:03] | Please. All right, | |
[18:04] | no more cleaning, no more Dodgers tickets, | |
[18:07] | and no more fruit smoothies. | |
[18:09] | Calvin, I still need to fix what my family did. | |
[18:13] | Look… | |
[18:14] | I’m not gonna lie. It bothered me. | |
[18:18] | But I talked to Tina about it, and… | |
[18:21] | I realized I shouldn’t be directing my anger at you. | |
[18:25] | All right? This is so much bigger than me and you. | |
[18:27] | It’s such a ugly reflection on the history of our country. | |
[18:31] | I mean, people degraded each other | |
[18:33] | and they took from each other… | |
[18:35] | I mean, mainly your people from mine, but… | |
[18:38] | …I digress. | |
[18:42] | But you aren’t responsible | |
[18:44] | for what happened 150 years ago. | |
[18:47] | Yeah, but I still feel like I need to do something. | |
[18:50] | You know, I joined the national movement for reparations. | |
[18:53] | I sent five Black people who I don’t even know | |
[18:56] | money through a Cash App. | |
[18:58] | Why didn’t you send me some? | |
[19:00] | Well, I tried, but you blocked me. | |
[19:03] | Oh, yeah, my bad. | |
[19:05] | But you see, Dave, | |
[19:07] | your first instinct | |
[19:09] | is to try to fix something that you didn’t even do. | |
[19:11] | You’re a good person. | |
[19:14] | I mean, you’re always there for me | |
[19:15] | every time I open my door, whether I want it or not. | |
[19:20] | You marched with us when Trey got falsely arrested. | |
[19:23] | You even ran for office to help this neighborhood. | |
[19:26] | Got your ass kicked. | |
[19:28] | But you ran. | |
[19:30] | And that’s why, to me, you’re more of a second cousin | |
[19:33] | than a sixth cousin. | |
[19:37] | Thanks, Calvin. | |
[19:38] | That means a lot. | |
[19:40] | Yeah, don’t worry about it. | |
[19:42] | Whoa, whoa.Oh, okay. | |
[19:44] | Man, you really are hurt, huh? | |
[19:45] | Yeah, that was a pretty nasty fall. | |
[19:48] | Look, Dave, I know that you fell in my yard, | |
[19:50] | but since we’re family now, you can’t sue me. | |
[19:55] | Sorry, Cousin Dave. | |
[20:02] | Okay, now, before we all get lost in our grooves, | |
[20:06] | uh, I just wanted to say how honored we are | |
[20:08] | to be a part of your family TikTok challenge. | |
[20:10] | Okay, Dave, enough. Would you just hit | |
[20:12] | the damn button.Okay, all right… | |
[20:14] | [“We Are Family” by Sister Sledge playing] | |
[20:19] | Hey! Hey! | |
[20:21] | [cheering] | |
[20:25] | ♪ We are family | |
[20:29] | ♪ I got all my sisters with me | |
[20:34] | ♪ Everyone can see | |
[20:37] | ♪ We’re together | |
[20:39] | ♪ As we walk on by | |
[20:41] | ♪ And | |
[20:42] | ♪ And we fly | |
[20:44] | ♪ Just like birds of a feather | |
[20:47] | ♪ I won’t tell… | |
[20:48] | There ain’t no way he’s got some Black in him, baby. | |
[20:50] | ♪ We are family | |
[20:53] | ♪ Yeah, yeah-ee | |
[20:54] | ♪ I got all my sisters with me. ♪ | |
[21:00] | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org |