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[00:06] | All right, everybody, look. | |
[00:08] | My mama’s gonna be here soon. | |
[00:09] | Feet down. | |
[00:12] | Dave, you know how you usually | |
[00:14] | go on and on about how great I am? | |
[00:17] | I know, I’ll turn it down. | |
[00:18] | No, no, no, no, no, no. | |
[00:20] | I need you to turn it all the way up. | |
[00:22] | Sometimes she forgets the light | |
[00:24] | I bring into the world. | |
[00:26] | I’m gonna need the full Dave. | |
[00:28] | Okay, full Dave. | |
[00:29] | Locked and loaded. | |
[00:33] | Calvin, she’s coming to see her baby boy | |
[00:35] | get the Chamber of Commerce Award. | |
[00:37] | Mama Marilyn’s leaving a luxury cruise | |
[00:39] | with Calvin’s brother just to be here. | |
[00:41] | Now, that is a proud mother. | |
[00:43] | Oh, where was my proud mother | |
[00:45] | when I got my award in fifth grade? | |
[00:47] | It was for perfect attendance, Marty. | |
[00:50] | And you didn’t attend. | |
[00:53] | You don’t see the irony in that? | |
[00:56] | Look, I just want this visit to go perfectly. | |
[00:59] | Sometimes my mom can be a little hard to please. | |
[01:02] | [laughs] A little? Mama Marilyn is a gangster. | |
[01:05] | She’s the only one who can crack on Pop | |
[01:07] | without him cracking back. | |
[01:08] | Well, it’s called respect. | |
[01:10] | And a little fear. [chuckles] | |
[01:12] | I grew up in the ’70s. | |
[01:14] | Whuppin’ kids was still in style. | |
[01:16] | Yeah, that’s it. It’s true. | |
[01:17] | [doorbell rings]Ooh, she’s here, y’all. | |
[01:18] | Ooh, I got flowers for her! | |
[01:19] | Okay, baby. | |
[01:23] | Hi.Oh, my God! | |
[01:29] | Ooh, girl, you look beautiful as ever. | |
[01:32] | Thank you.Hey, my grandbabies. | |
[01:34] | You see me!I see you. | |
[01:36] | With faces like these, | |
[01:38] | why don’t I have tons of beautiful great-grandbabies? | |
[01:42] | Well, Marilyn, I’d settle for just one ugly one. | |
[01:46] | You must be Dave and Gemma. | |
[01:48] | Hi! Oh! | |
[01:50] | I feel so warm and safe. | |
[01:54] | Hey, Mama. | |
[01:56] | Oh, there you are. | |
[01:57] | Yeah, yeah. | |
[01:59] | You’re looking good, baby. | |
[02:01] | But you got to start exfoliating. | |
[02:02] | Yeah. | |
[02:03] | Oh, no, uh, right. | |
[02:05] | Uh, Mama Marilyn? | |
[02:07] | No need to exfoliate perfection. | |
[02:09] | I mean, do you see those pores? | |
[02:11] | No, you don’t, because they don’t exist. | |
[02:13] | Dave, come on. | |
[02:14] | Y-You’re embarrassing me. | |
[02:16] | Come on. | |
[02:18] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
[02:20] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. | |
[02:26] | Mmm, girl, if I had a cookbook, | |
[02:29] | I’d put your recipes in it. | |
[02:30] | [laughs] | |
[02:32] | I understand why your business is booming. | |
[02:34] | Aw, thank you, Marilyn.Yeah. | |
[02:36] | Well, you know, Calvin’s auto shop is doing great, too. | |
[02:38] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
[02:39] | But I can’t eat a car. | |
[02:41] | [both laugh] | |
[02:43] | You know, Mom, uh, | |
[02:45] | the city is literally giving me an award | |
[02:48] | for how my business serves the community. | |
[02:50] | I think I’m doing all right. | |
[02:52] | Lighten up, Calvin. | |
[02:54] | Everything does not have to be about you. | |
[02:57] | Well, you know, tonight kind of is. | |
[03:00] | Well, you know, Calvin getting an award | |
[03:03] | is pretty impressive, don’t you think, Marilyn? | |
[03:05] | It was 30 years ago when I got it. | |
[03:09] | They weren’t just handing them out | |
[03:11] | to anybody back in the day. | |
[03:13] | Mm. | |
[03:14] | And they still aren’t. | |
[03:18] | How cool is it that Calvin is following in your footsteps? | |
[03:21] | Yeah, yeah. | |
[03:23] | You know, actually, I was just thinking | |
[03:25] | it should be called “the Butler Award.” | |
[03:27] | Oh, that’s good, that’s good. | |
[03:29] | They should call it “the Marilyn Butler Award.” | |
[03:32] | Because I got it first. | |
[03:35] | Well, mine’s gonna be shinier than yours | |
[03:37] | because it’s new. | |
[03:40] | What-what’s that, Calvin? | |
[03:41] | Uh, I was just, I was saying | |
[03:42] | that I like your new hairdo. | |
[03:43] | Oh. | |
[03:45] | ♪ | |
[03:48] | That’s either potato chip grease or glue. | |
[03:51] | Only one way to find out. | |
[03:55] | Oh. | |
[03:56] | Peanut butter. | |
[04:00] | That’s nasty. | |
[04:03] | This is why I always get my own bowl of chips. | |
[04:08] | Hey, so what’s this history collage you guys are working on? | |
[04:12] | We’re learning about the Elaine Massacre in Arkansas. | |
[04:14] | Hmm, I never learned about that in school. | |
[04:17] | Hundreds of Black people were killed in a riot in 1919. | |
[04:20] | The book says that state officials tried to cover it up. | |
[04:23] | Oh, this is a part of the new | |
[04:25] | diverse studies program that your mom started, huh? | |
[04:27] | Yeah, Mom doesn’t want us growing up | |
[04:28] | as clueless as you guys did. | |
[04:30] | [chuckles] Well… | |
[04:32] | I don’t want to be clueless, | |
[04:33] | so I’m gonna learn with you guys. | |
[04:35] | My dad says there’s lots of people | |
[04:37] | who’d rather act like those things never happened. | |
[04:39] | Well, unfortunately, he’s not wrong. | |
[04:42] | Boys, set your alarm. | |
[04:44] | It’s time for me to get woke. | |
[04:49] | I’m sorry, he learned it from TikTok. | |
[04:51] | There’s nothing I can do. | |
[04:52] | ♪ | |
[04:56] | And where would Calvin’s Pit Stop be | |
[05:00] | without my Tina? | |
[05:02] | She’s the engine of my life | |
[05:05] | with the performance chassis that is built | |
[05:08] | to hug my road. | |
[05:12] | Ooh, that’s fire, baby! | |
[05:15] | Hold up. | |
[05:18] | You’re not really gonna use that tonight, are you? | |
[05:20] | Not anymore. No. | |
[05:23] | Uh, so what time does this little thing start tonight? | |
[05:26] | Uh, well, this “little thing” starts at 6:00. | |
[05:30] | Aren’t you gonna get ready? | |
[05:31] | Yeah, yeah, I’m just working on my acceptance speech. | |
[05:34] | How hard is it just to say, | |
[05:36] | “Thank you, God, thank you, Mama,” | |
[05:38] | and get the hell off the stage? | |
[05:42] | Um… | |
[05:44] | [stammers] Marilyn… | |
[05:45] | I am supposed to introduce Calvin tonight, | |
[05:47] | but since you’re here, | |
[05:49] | why don’t you say some nice words | |
[05:52] | about him in my place? | |
[05:53] | Oh, Tina, that’s a wonderful idea. Thank you. | |
[05:56] | Uh, Mama, you sure you can | |
[05:58] | put together a speech at the last minute? | |
[05:59] | Last minute is when I do my best work. | |
[06:07] | Oh, babe. | |
[06:09] | Um, I probably should’ve | |
[06:11] | run that by you first. I’m sorry. | |
[06:13] | No, you know what, don’t be. | |
[06:14] | Thank you. Mm. | |
[06:17] | Now my mama will be forced to brag about me in public. | |
[06:20] | You know? | |
[06:22] | I wonder what she’s gonna talk about first. | |
[06:24] | You know, my business savvy, | |
[06:26] | or how the community loves me? | |
[06:29] | Or… oh, oh! | |
[06:31] | Or how humble I am. | |
[06:32] | ♪ | |
[06:37] | [grunts] | |
[06:39] | Stop fighting me, Double Stuf! | |
[06:42] | Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson? | |
[06:43] | Yep. | |
[06:45] | Stan Simmons, Eden’s dad. | |
[06:47] | They said I’d find you by the vending machine. | |
[06:50] | That’s sad. | |
[06:52] | Um… [chuckles] | |
[06:53] | How can I help you? | |
[06:55] | I just want to say I’m, uh, really struggling | |
[06:58] | with this new diversity curriculum. | |
[06:59] | “Struggling”? | |
[07:01] | Well, not me. More Eden. | |
[07:02] | I mean, there’s educating, | |
[07:04] | and then there’s burdening our children with guilt, | |
[07:06] | which can lead to depression and God knows what else. | |
[07:11] | Well, we certainly don’t want any of that. | |
[07:13] | Mm-hmm. | |
[07:14] | But the goal is to tell the truth | |
[07:16] | about our country’s history. | |
[07:17] | But by being exposed to this curriculum, | |
[07:20] | she’s feeling responsible for things | |
[07:22] | she had nothing to do with. | |
[07:24] | Like race riots and slavery. | |
[07:26] | Well, our children didn’t fight the British, | |
[07:28] | but we teach them about the American Revolution. | |
[07:34] | I just think it’s important for our kids | |
[07:36] | to get the full picture. | |
[07:39] | I was hoping to avoid this, Mrs. Johnson, but, um… | |
[07:42] | I donate a lot of money to this school, | |
[07:45] | and I’d hate to take it and my child elsewhere. | |
[07:50] | I think the old textbook gave the right picture. | |
[08:00] | If you donate so much money, | |
[08:01] | why don’t we have better vending machines? | |
[08:05] | ♪ | |
[08:07] | [indistinct chatter, laughter] | |
[08:11] | Wow, Pop, it is crazy | |
[08:13] | how this night is supposed to be about you, | |
[08:16] | but, uh, everybody is loving on Mama Marilyn. | |
[08:21] | Well, that’s all right. | |
[08:22] | Because in a minute, | |
[08:23] | she’s about to give me all my props. | |
[08:26] | Now sit down and eat your little sea bass. | |
[08:28] | Fun fact. | |
[08:31] | Marty, this is the quiet part of the dinner. | |
[08:41] | Uh, you okay? | |
[08:45] | I’m fine. Why do you ask? | |
[08:47] | Well, you’re… | |
[08:49] | double-fisting rosés. | |
[08:52] | They’re small. | |
[08:56] | I just can’t stop thinking about that big donor from school. | |
[08:59] | I’ve gotten more calls about the new book. | |
[09:02] | If we lose donations over this, I could lose my job. | |
[09:05] | Well, I think you need to let | |
[09:07] | all the parents voice their opinions. | |
[09:09] | I mean, if you’re gonna go down, go down fighting. | |
[09:12] | You know what, you’re right. | |
[09:16] | I’ll call a meeting and explain how important | |
[09:17] | this new curriculum is.Yeah. | |
[09:19] | Thanks, honey. | |
[09:23] | Two more rosés, please. | |
[09:26] | Relax, one’s for you. | |
[09:27] | ♪ | |
[09:31] | Okay, all right, everybody, here we go. | |
[09:33] | Forks down, cameras up. | |
[09:34] | Get your camera. | |
[09:35] | Welcome, everybody. | |
[09:37] | Here to introduce this year’s | |
[09:39] | Excellence in Business award winner | |
[09:41] | is a recipient herself for her employment agency, | |
[09:44] | and my first crush. | |
[09:49] | Mrs. Marilyn Butler. | |
[09:50] | [cheering, applause] | |
[09:56] | Uh, uh, Tina, get me a napkin. | |
[09:59] | This-this is about to get deep, I’m sure. | |
[10:01] | Okay. | |
[10:03] | Thank you, everyone. | |
[10:05] | What can I say about my son, Calvin… | |
[10:09] | …that he hasn’t already told you about himself? | |
[10:12] | [laughter, clamoring] | |
[10:14] | Okay, ev-everybody starts their speech off with a joke. | |
[10:17] | Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, no. | |
[10:19] | That was a pretty good one. | |
[10:21] | I always knew Calvin would be his own boss. | |
[10:25] | He had to be. | |
[10:26] | No one else would hire him. | |
[10:28] | [laughter] | |
[10:31] | Calvin, your mom is killing it. | |
[10:36] | All my laughs are fake, by the way. | |
[10:39] | I’m so sorry, baby. | |
[10:41] | Asking her to do the intro was a mistake. | |
[10:44] | No, Marty’s outfit is a mistake. | |
[10:49] | This is a disaster. | |
[10:58] | [cheering, applause] | |
[11:00] | Wow. | |
[11:02] | Seriously, since there were so many people tonight | |
[11:05] | who thanked me for helping them start their businesses, | |
[11:08] | I think I should get this award again. | |
[11:10] | [cheering, clamoring] | |
[11:13] | We love you, Marilyn! | |
[11:15] | Sit on down, Frank. Stop flirting. | |
[11:17] | [laughter, whooping] | |
[11:19] | But, seriously, | |
[11:21] | this award is a great honor for my son. | |
[11:24] | I’m sure he’s gonna cherish it like it’s his first one. | |
[11:27] | Because it is. | |
[11:29] | [laughter]Oh! | |
[11:32] | This has got to be almost over, right? | |
[11:34] | If there’s a God. | |
[11:37] | I can go on and on about Calvin, | |
[11:40] | but why do that when he’s so much better at it? | |
[11:47] | Ladies and gentlemen, | |
[11:48] | this year’s honoree | |
[11:50] | and his own biggest fan, | |
[11:53] | my son, Calvin Butler. | |
[11:56] | [cheering, applause] | |
[11:57] | Go, Daddy! | |
[11:59] | Oh, she thinks she got jokes? I got jokes. | |
[12:02] | Ca-Calvin, don’t do it. She’s your mother. | |
[12:04] | You’ll regret it. Just stick to your speech. | |
[12:05] | Baby, you’ll be fine. | |
[12:07] | All right, go ahead, baby! That’s my husband!Go, Dad! Go! | |
[12:11] | You want me to stay up here with you? | |
[12:13] | Make sure they keep laughing? | |
[12:14] | [chuckles] No, Mama, I got it. Uh, Frank? | |
[12:17] | Would you mind? Thank you.Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. | |
[12:19] | Yeah, please, go with Frank, Mama. | |
[12:23] | Thank you. And, uh… | |
[12:26] | thank you, Mama, for those kind words. | |
[12:28] | [laughter] | |
[12:34] | If it wasn’t for your endless positivity, | |
[12:36] | who knows where I would be today? | |
[12:38] | [laughter] | |
[12:44] | I mean, it’s that kind of motherly love | |
[12:46] | and support that keeps me going. | |
[12:48] | [laughter] | |
[12:52] | Is he making fun of me? | |
[12:53] | Oh, the tiramisu is delicious. | |
[12:55] | Did you have some? | |
[12:57] | ♪ | |
[12:59] | [laughing] | |
[13:02] | CALVIN: And again, | |
[13:04] | I just want to say thank you to my wonderful mother, | |
[13:06] | my beautiful wife, my two sons, | |
[13:09] | and the Chamber of Commerce | |
[13:11] | for this great award. | |
[13:12] | Thank you guys so much. | |
[13:14] | [cheering, applause] | |
[13:18] | So that’s how you get your laughs, huh? | |
[13:20] | Making fun of your mama? | |
[13:24] | I just read from my speech. | |
[13:27] | Just be happy you can’t read my mind. | |
[13:32] | [sighs] | |
[13:35] | Ooh. | |
[13:36] | Calvin, I’ve got to say… | |
[13:38] | I’m kind of afraid of your mom. | |
[13:43] | Well, I’m a grown-ass man, Dave, and I’m not. | |
[13:45] | Oh, I think she’s coming back. | |
[13:47] | Okay, okay… [stammering] | |
[13:51] | ♪ | |
[13:55] | And that’s why I stand behind my decision. | |
[13:57] | This book is not teaching an alternate history. | |
[14:00] | It’s teaching the history of America. | |
[14:02] | [cheering] | |
[14:06] | The floor is open for comments. | |
[14:09] | You did great, hon. I’m really proud of you. | |
[14:11] | Me, too. You know, I like watching you take on the masses. | |
[14:14] | And by “masses,” I mean “ignorant asses.” | |
[14:17] | [clears throat] | |
[14:19] | Stan Simmons, Eden’s dad. | |
[14:22] | The world’s already a scary place. | |
[14:25] | We don’t need our children’s innocent minds | |
[14:27] | filled with stuff they don’t need to know about | |
[14:29] | by so-called educators. | |
[14:30] | Let our kids… | |
[14:33] | be kids. | |
[14:40] | Did he just say “so-called”? | |
[14:42] | Yes, he did. | |
[14:44] | Hold my earrings. This might get ugly. | |
[14:46] | TINA: Mm-hmm. | |
[14:48] | Here, hold my earrings, too. | |
[14:50] | I’m her ride-or-die. | |
[14:53] | Can we say something? | |
[14:55] | Grover? | |
[14:56] | What are you kids doing here? | |
[14:58] | We came to say we don’t want the old book. | |
[15:00] | We like the new one. | |
[15:02] | We want to learn the truth about our history. | |
[15:03] | Yeah, we’re not scared. | |
[15:05] | We can handle anything. | |
[15:06] | We eat the lunch here. | |
[15:10] | We are the youth… | |
[15:12] | KIDS: And we want the truth! | |
[15:16] | Sorry, Dad, I’m not uncomfortable. | |
[15:18] | You are. These things happened. | |
[15:19] | I need to know about it. | |
[15:22] | [stammers] You kids are too young for all of this. | |
[15:26] | I disagree. | |
[15:28] | If my son’s old enough to experience racism, | |
[15:31] | then your daughter is old enough to learn about it. | |
[15:33] | [cheering, applause] | |
[15:36] | Y-You’re making a big mistake. | |
[15:39] | And it’s gonna cost you. | |
[15:40] | Mr. Simmons, | |
[15:42] | I know in my heart if we don’t tell | |
[15:44] | the whole story, that will be the mistake. | |
[15:48] | But if parents like you are gonna threaten | |
[15:49] | to pull your donations over this, | |
[15:51] | then this isn’t the place for me. | |
[15:54] | No, Ms. Johnson, we love what you’re doing. | |
[15:56] | I’d be happy to donate more money | |
[15:58] | so our kids can learn their true history. | |
[16:00] | Us, too.Oh, count me in. | |
[16:03] | And my kids don’t even go to this school. | |
[16:07] | ♪ | |
[16:13] | Thanks again for your hospitality, Tina. | |
[16:16] | And thanks for the ride to the airport, boys. | |
[16:20] | Somebody else was too busy. | |
[16:25] | Well, I don’t remember somebody asking me. | |
[16:30] | Well, I’m sorry you had to cut your trip short. | |
[16:32] | Ouch, man. It’s already uncomfortable enough. | |
[16:34] | I don’t need you poking me. | |
[16:37] | Mama Marilyn, are you sure | |
[16:39] | you can’t stay for another day or two? | |
[16:40] | Uh, thank you, Malcolm, | |
[16:42] | but I know when I’m not wanted. | |
[16:45] | Again… | |
[16:47] | just reading from my prepared speech. | |
[16:50] | Mm-hmm. | |
[16:52] | Disrespected by my own son. | |
[16:55] | “Disrespected”? | |
[16:58] | Me disrespecting you? | |
[17:00] | [laughing]: Oh! | |
[17:02] | Wow! | |
[17:05] | That is rich. | |
[17:07] | Boy, are you coming for me? | |
[17:10] | No, Mama, this my house right here. | |
[17:12] | I need you to understand this…Oh! Oh! Oh! | |
[17:14] | [muttering]Oh! Okay, oh, oh, wait, okay, all right! | |
[17:16] | It is time | |
[17:18] | that you both acknowledge that you are just alike. | |
[17:22] | Spicy and lovable all wrapped up into one. | |
[17:24] | Which is why I love you both. | |
[17:27] | But nobody is leaving my house until you talk things out. | |
[17:31] | That’s right, I said it. | |
[17:33] | ♪ | |
[17:37] | Well, I guess Tina told you. | |
[17:41] | I thought she was telling you. | |
[17:43] | [both laugh] | |
[17:47] | Ma, I just wanted this visit to be different this time. | |
[17:51] | I mean, I was proud of that award, | |
[17:53] | and I wanted you to be, too. | |
[17:55] | Calvin, I am proud of you. | |
[17:57] | Well, it doesn’t feel like it. | |
[18:00] | In fact, it’s never felt like it. | |
[18:02] | My whole life, I’ve been second with you. | |
[18:05] | I mean, and I’m your firstborn. | |
[18:07] | Curtis… | |
[18:09] | he gets all the attention. | |
[18:11] | And I got all the wisecracks. | |
[18:13] | You didn’t need my attention. | |
[18:15] | Like Tina said, we’re just alike. | |
[18:18] | Good-looking, intelligent, | |
[18:21] | independent and thick-skinned. | |
[18:25] | You see what you did? What? | |
[18:27] | You were talking about me, but really, | |
[18:29] | it was a compliment about you. | |
[18:33] | Oh, that’s where I get that from. | |
[18:37] | Son, you were the kind of kid that if I said | |
[18:41] | there was something impossible for you to do, | |
[18:43] | you would get up the next day and just do it. | |
[18:47] | Well, why did I get a whupping | |
[18:49] | when you said it was impossible for me | |
[18:51] | to drive your car? | |
[18:53] | Baby, you were only 12 years old. | |
[18:57] | I mean, it was a small car, you remember that? | |
[18:59] | It was a little bitty car. | |
[19:00] | Yeah, I remember. | |
[19:02] | Look, you were a shooting star then. | |
[19:04] | You’re a shooting star now. | |
[19:06] | Well, that would’ve been a nice line | |
[19:08] | for your speech last night. | |
[19:11] | But where’s the fun in that? | |
[19:12] | [both laugh] | |
[19:15] | Calvin, I love the man you’ve become. | |
[19:18] | Despite the fact that you was gonna kick my ass out. | |
[19:23] | No, you were the one that wanted to leave. | |
[19:25] | Well, now I’ll stay | |
[19:27] | a few extra days. | |
[19:30] | And you can make it up to me. | |
[19:31] | [both laugh] | |
[19:33] | My baby. Thanks, Mama. | |
[19:35] | Thank you, honey. | |
[19:37] | So, uh… | |
[19:38] | how many extra days we talking? | |
[19:41] | ♪ | |
[19:43] | I’m playing, I’m playing. | |
[19:49] | You know, it’s been a while since I’ve stretched out | |
[19:52] | the old karaoke cords, but… | |
[19:54] | Mama Marilyn, you are in for a treat. | |
[19:56] | Oh, no, baby. | |
[19:58] | We’re gonna save you for last. | |
[20:03] | Okay, baby, start us off. | |
[20:05] | Baby, you know I’m tired. | |
[20:07] | ♪ Hey sista, soul sista | |
[20:09] | ♪ Go sista, flow sista | |
[20:11] | ♪ He met Marmalade down in old New Orleans ♪ | |
[20:14] | ♪ Struttin’ her stuff on the street ♪ | |
[20:18] | ♪ She said, “Hello, hey, Joe | |
[20:20] | ♪ You wanna give it a go?” | |
[20:23] | ♪ Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da ♪ | |
[20:25] | ♪ Ooh | |
[20:27] | ♪ Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here ♪ | |
[20:30] | ♪ Yeah, well, well | |
[20:32] | ♪ Mocha chocolata ya-ya ♪ Say what | |
[20:35] | ♪ Creole Lady | |
[20:36] | ♪ Marmalade | |
[20:41] | [all cheer] | |
[20:43] | ♪ Oh voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? ♪Come on, y’all! | |
[20:46] | So you still want to follow this? | |
[20:48] | Nope. | |
[20:51] | ♪ Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? ♪ | |
[20:54] | ♪ Voulez-vous coucher avec… | |
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[21:06] | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org |