| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:04] | [knock on door] | |
| [00:08] | Oh, hey, guys. | |
| [00:10] | Oh, thanks for coming to Gemma’s teachers mixer. | |
| [00:11] | Yeah, of course. You know we’re happy to support. | |
| [00:14] | [chuckles]: Come on, Dave. We’re like family, man. | |
| [00:16] | Plus, Tina told me | |
| [00:18] | you had an open bar. | |
| [00:20] | Good, you guys are here. | |
| [00:21] | You have to meet Alexis. | |
| [00:24] | I just hired her to teach Black history. Now my school’s | |
| [00:27] | on its way to having its most diverse staff in years.Hmm. | |
| [00:29] | With this group? | |
| [00:32] | By “diverse,” she must mean in height and age.Mm-hmm. | |
| [00:37] | She has three degrees, | |
| [00:38] | speaks multiple African languages, | |
| [00:41] | and Sasha Obama follows her on Twitter. | |
| [00:44] | [chuckles] | |
| [00:46] | TINA: Hmm.You are gonna love Alexis. | |
| [00:49] | You know, she has already taught me so much about Black history. | |
| [00:52] | TINA: Ah.Did you know that one in four cowboys were Black? | |
| [00:54] | No, Dave, I think it’s more than that. | |
| [00:57] | I mean, you got Deion Sanders, | |
| [00:59] | uh, Emmitt Smith, Michael Irvin. | |
| [01:01] | That’s just the ’90s. What are you talking about? | |
| [01:03] | [Tina chuckles]Come on, I’ll introduce you. | |
| [01:05] | Oh.Excuse me, Alexis? | |
| [01:06] | These are our good friends Calvin and Tina. | |
| [01:11] | Oh, nice to meet you, my brother. | |
| [01:14] | Mm. Nice to meet you… | |
| [01:17] | m-my sister. | |
| [01:20] | Hi.[chuckling] | |
| [01:21] | Oh! Okay. | |
| [01:23] | We’re hugging. [chuckles] Ooh, you’re strong. | |
| [01:26] | [chuckles]Look at you. | |
| [01:28] | Nyeusi ni nzuri. | |
| [01:31] | Oh.It’s Swahili. It means | |
| [01:32] | “Black is beautiful.” | |
| [01:34] | Well, to you, I say, | |
| [01:37] | “Ezekiel Elliott.” | |
| [01:39] | Another Cowboy. | |
| [01:41] | Peace out, y’all. As-salaam alaikum. | |
| [01:44] | W-Wa alaikum as-salaam.Uh, wa alaikum as-salaam. | |
| [01:46] | Mayim Bialik to you. | |
| [01:48] | [door closes] | |
| [01:51] | Oh, my God. Isn’t she great? | |
| [01:53] | Yeah, yeah, really great. But there’s just one problem. | |
| [01:55] | She ain’t Black. | |
| [01:56] | Huh?What? | |
| [01:59] | Oh, yeah, trust me. That girl is as white as the cast of Friends. | |
| [02:03] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
| [02:05] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. | |
| [02:11] | Tina, what do you mean Alexis isn’t Black? | |
| [02:14] | You’re the one who told me that Black people | |
| [02:16] | come in all shades and colors. | |
| [02:18] | We do. But there’s just something | |
| [02:20] | that doesn’t feel right about her. | |
| [02:22] | My Blackdar is going off. | |
| [02:25] | You know, I hate to disagree with you, Tina, | |
| [02:28] | but my Blackdar says she is legit. | |
| [02:33] | But, of course, I defer to you. | |
| [02:36] | Come on, guys. | |
| [02:38] | What’s the worst that can happen if this teacher’s not Black? | |
| [02:41] | The kids clapping offbeat in the school musical? | |
| [02:45] | Well, if she’s not, | |
| [02:46] | then she lied on her application. | |
| [02:48] | And even worse, this job came from a grant | |
| [02:51] | designated for an African American teacher. | |
| [02:53] | The whole program could be in jeopardy if I got this wrong. | |
| [02:57] | Okay, well, why don’t you just ask Alexis | |
| [02:59] | if she’s Black or not.Yeah. | |
| [03:01] | Legally, I can’t.[Dave exhales] | |
| [03:03] | Wouldn’t it be nice | |
| [03:06] | if there was a neighbor who… | |
| [03:09] | …had the complexion… | |
| [03:13] | …to make the connection. | |
| [03:17] | Real subtle, Dave. | |
| [03:20] | All right. All right, fine, I’ll do it. | |
| [03:23] | [exhales]Just invite Alexis over for dinner, | |
| [03:25] | and we’ll figure out if she’s Black or not. | |
| [03:27] | Oh, thank you! Thank you, Tina. | |
| [03:30] | You know, this is like the Mariah Carey debate | |
| [03:32] | all over again. | |
| [03:34] | Yes, no. Yes, no. Yes. | |
| [03:36] | By the way, where did we land on that? | |
| [03:42] | Before you say anything, | |
| [03:43] | we are just here for the free food. | |
| [03:46] | See, that’s the problem with you two | |
| [03:48] | living within smell distance of my house. | |
| [03:51] | Mm.Oh, hey, | |
| [03:53] | have you guys heard the rumor | |
| [03:54] | that they’re building a Starbucks | |
| [03:56] | on the old baseball field? | |
| [03:58] | The baseball field where I taught Malcolm to play? | |
| [04:00] | Yeah. Mom, now we can walk | |
| [04:03] | to get our pumpkin spice lattes. | |
| [04:05] | Mmm. God is good. [chuckles] | |
| [04:07] | Yes, He is. But I’m sure He prefers baseball | |
| [04:11] | over your little, fancy coffees. | |
| [04:13] | Come on, they can’t tear that field down. | |
| [04:17] | It means too much to the community. | |
| [04:18] | I got to try to do something to save it. | |
| [04:21] | Well, what are you gonna do, move into the dugout in protest | |
| [04:24] | or lay out in front of the bulldozers? | |
| [04:27] | It’s a local field, | |
| [04:29] | Tina, not Dodger Stadium. | |
| [04:32] | I’m gonna go talk to the mayor. | |
| [04:34] | He owes me a favor. Come on, Mal. | |
| [04:37] | What? Why do I have to go? [scoffs] Done with baseball. | |
| [04:39] | A-And besides, no one’s used that field in ten years. | |
| [04:42] | And you haven’t paid for food in ten years. | |
| [04:45] | Let’s go. | |
| [04:53] | All right, guys. Look, | |
| [04:55] | we got to convince the mayor to save this field. | |
| [04:57] | Does everybody remember their parts? | |
| [04:59] | I do. | |
| [05:00] | When you say, “What about the children?” | |
| [05:02] | I start crying. | |
| [05:04] | You’re raising a fine young man, Dave. | |
| [05:08] | Okay, here comes the mayor. | |
| [05:09] | Mayor Clyborne. | |
| [05:12] | Thank you so much for meeting us. We appreciate it. | |
| [05:13] | Always happy to meet with my constituents. | |
| [05:16] | Especially one that saw me | |
| [05:17] | at the gas station doing something. | |
| [05:20] | Allegedly.[Calvin chuckles] | |
| [05:23] | Well, you know, Mayor, | |
| [05:25] | if you forget about putting a Starbucks | |
| [05:27] | out here, then maybe I could forget | |
| [05:30] | about you getting premium at pump two without a car. | |
| [05:33] | What do you want? | |
| [05:36] | This field used to be the heart and soul of this neighborhood. | |
| [05:40] | What if we clean this place up | |
| [05:42] | and get the youth baseball league going again. | |
| [05:44] | We can have sponsors to cover the cost. | |
| [05:46] | You know, Calvin’s shop will put in some money. | |
| [05:47] | I-I will? | |
| [05:50] | Yeah. Oh, I will | |
| [05:52] | if it will keep kids off the streets. | |
| [05:56] | Kids off the streets. | |
| [05:58] | Oh. [clears throat] | |
| [06:00] | This field kept me from joining a gang | |
| [06:03] | and doing the drugs. | |
| [06:09] | I don’t know. | |
| [06:10] | Think about the children. | |
| [06:12] | [crying] | |
| [06:15] | Oh, you know, it’s-it’s okay. It’s okay, buddy. | |
| [06:18] | Look, you may never achieve your baseball dreams, | |
| [06:20] | but you are gonna get what every kid wants: | |
| [06:24] | a half-caf macchiato. | |
| [06:28] | Come on, Mayor. | |
| [06:29] | Now, I know you don’t want to see this cute little kid | |
| [06:32] | crying in the Pasadena Star-News. | |
| [06:34] | [crying] | |
| [06:37] | All right! All right. | |
| [06:39] | You get the team up and running, | |
| [06:40] | and I’ll convince the city council. | |
| [06:41] | Thank you. | |
| [06:44] | So, me and Marty know how we’re gonna figure out | |
| [06:46] | if Alexis is legit or not. | |
| [06:48] | Yeah, we’re gonna play trivia | |
| [06:50] | and ask her things only Black folks would know. | |
| [06:54] | Okay, guys, I don’t know that that’s exactly a foolproof plan. | |
| [06:57] | I mean, after spending so much time with Calvin, | |
| [06:58] | I’d probably win. | |
| [07:00] | [laughter] | |
| [07:02] | [chuckles]: Dave, you thought Barry White was white. | |
| [07:05] | [doorbell rings] | |
| [07:07] | Okay, that’s her. | |
| [07:09] | Gemma, be cool, all right? We got this. | |
| [07:12] | Marty, get the door.Yes, ma’am. | |
| [07:14] | [Tina clears throat] | |
| [07:16] | Hi! Welcome.[chuckles] | |
| [07:18] | What’s up, my people? | |
| [07:20] | Gemma. Dave. | |
| [07:23] | Tina, girl, I hope you don’t mind, | |
| [07:25] | but I brought some potato salad. | |
| [07:28] | Mmm. Homemade or store-bought? | |
| [07:30] | Now, you know my mama raised me better than that. | |
| [07:32] | Homemade, of course.Okay. | |
| [07:34] | Fantastic. | |
| [07:38] | Now, if there are raisins or pecans in this, | |
| [07:41] | she ain’t Black. | |
| [07:46] | Calvin, I think it is on point | |
| [07:48] | that you’re exposing our boys to baseball. | |
| [07:50] | Did you know that Jackie Robinson | |
| [07:52] | is from right here in Pasadena? | |
| [07:54] | Yes. Yes, I did know that. | |
| [07:56] | You know what, and speaking of fun facts, | |
| [07:58] | why don’t we play some Black trivia. | |
| [08:00] | [all exclaim] | |
| [08:01] | Yes, king![chuckles]: Oh! | |
| [08:05] | Yeah. Me first, Your Highness. | |
| [08:07] | MARTY: Uh, | |
| [08:09] | okay, Dave. | |
| [08:10] | After you stop, drop, | |
| [08:13] | what do you do next? | |
| [08:15] | Roll. Fire safety 101. Nailed it.Yep. | |
| [08:17] | No. Wrong!Wrong! | |
| [08:19] | [chuckles] Tell him the right answer, Alexis. | |
| [08:22] | After you stop, drop, you… | |
| [08:25] | ♪ Shut ’em down, open up shop. | |
| [08:27] | [Malcolm and Marty exclaiming]Hey, oh! | |
| [08:29] | [Alexis laughs] | |
| [08:31] | Ruff Ryders forever![Malcolm and Marty laugh] | |
| [08:33] | Okay. Okay, well, I got one. Uh, Gemma, | |
| [08:36] | in the movie Lethal Weapon… | |
| [08:38] | GEMMA:Uh-huh….which actor says, | |
| [08:39] | “I’m getting too old for this ish”? | |
| [08:42] | Oh.MARTY: Easy. Easy. Come on. | |
| [08:43] | It was Morgan Freeman. | |
| [08:44] | Ooh, sorry, beloved. It’s Danny Glover | |
| [08:47] | and his fine, chocolate self. Mmm! | |
| [08:53] | Make sure everybody tries Alexis’ potato salad. | |
| [08:56] | Now, I hope y’all like it. It’s my big mama’s recipe | |
| [08:58] | from down in Biloxi.TINA: Ah. | |
| [09:00] | Uh, Alexis? You put your foot in this. | |
| [09:03] | Mmm.Oh, yeah. And your elbow. | |
| [09:07] | Mmm. Okay, not too much mayo. | |
| [09:09] | Mm-mm.It’s perfectly seasoned. | |
| [09:10] | I taste two squirts of mustard. | |
| [09:14] | Girl, this is fire.Mm-hmm. | |
| [09:17] | I’m glad you like it. May I use your restroom? | |
| [09:19] | Yeah. Down the hall, to the left. | |
| [09:22] | You got to jiggle that handle. | |
| [09:26] | So?Oh, | |
| [09:28] | she’s definitely a sister. I can taste it. | |
| [09:33] | I was wrong, Gemma. Alexis | |
| [09:35] | is definitely a Black woman.CALVIN: Mm-hmm. | |
| [09:37] | Hold up. | |
| [09:39] | Hold up. | |
| [09:43] | I forgot my purse. I did not expect to hear all that. | |
| [09:46] | Y’all didn’t think I was Black? | |
| [09:48] | No, no, no, no. It’s not that we… | |
| [09:50] | Oh.No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. | |
| [09:52] | Mm. | |
| [09:57] | I don’t know whether I’m more hurt or embarrassed. | |
| [10:00] | Mm. It be your own people. | |
| [10:05] | Alexis, wait. | |
| [10:07] | We’re really sor… | |
| [10:11] | Well, I guess she’s just mad at you guys, then. | |
| [10:19] | Looks like no one from the neighborhood showed up. | |
| [10:20] | Well, we tried. Let’s go home. | |
| [10:23] | Whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys. G-Guys, hold on. W… | |
| [10:25] | We can do this. | |
| [10:26] | It’s like my old drill sergeant used to say. | |
| [10:29] | “Johnson, you stop hugging people, | |
| [10:30] | and you get to work!” | |
| [10:32] | [both laugh] | |
| [10:34] | That’s not gonna work on these guys, Dave. | |
| [10:35] | Let me show you how it’s done. | |
| [10:38] | Either you start raking, or I’ll raise your rent! | |
| [10:44] | [motor sputtering] | |
| [10:45] | ♪ | |
| [10:52] | [motor running] | |
| [11:14] | [chanting]: Weed-whack. Weed-whack. | |
| [11:17] | Weed-whack the grass. | |
| [11:19] | Weed-whack. | Weed-whack. Weed… |
| [11:27] | Six hours | |
| [11:29] | and only 35 complaints from Marty… | |
| [11:33] | …and the baseball field is back! | |
| [11:37] | I’m so tired. I don’t think I’m-a ever move again. | |
| [11:40] | [phone chimes] | |
| [11:41] | Oh! My Uber Eats is here. | |
| [11:46] | Can we play on the field now? | |
| [11:48] | Sure, man. Come on. Hey, Malcolm, grab a bat. | |
| [11:51] | Let’s show Grover how it’s done.Oh, no, I’m good, Pop. | |
| [11:53] | Look, if we done here, I’m-a just head home. | |
| [11:57] | Hey, man. You all right? | |
| [12:00] | [chuckles]: I mean, you did all this work. | |
| [12:02] | You sure you don’t want to hit a few balls? | |
| [12:04] | Pop, this was your project. All right? | |
| [12:06] | I’m only down here because you made me. | |
| [12:08] | [chuckles]: Come on, Malcolm. Come on, man. | |
| [12:10] | You and I, we had some great memories on this field. | |
| [12:13] | Baseball used to make you so happy. | |
| [12:15] | Yeah, it used to make me happy, Pop. | |
| [12:17] | Look, I blew my knee out, man, and I put baseball behind me. | |
| [12:22] | Being back here on this field, it just… | |
| [12:24] | This doesn’t feel good anymore. | |
| [12:26] | All right? | |
| [12:28] | I’m out of here, man. | |
| [12:29] | Malcolm. Malcolm! | |
| [12:31] | Malcolm! | |
| [12:33] | Huh. | |
| [12:36] | You know, someone wouldn’t have to yell | |
| [12:38] | if someone hadn’t broken my megaphone. | |
| [12:45] | [hip-hop music playing] | |
| [12:49] | Thanks again for accepting our apology. | |
| [12:51] | Yeah, I feel bad for not believing you. | |
| [12:54] | Oh, it’s all good. Especially since you’re taking me out | |
| [12:56] | for lunch and mimosas.[Tina and Gemma chuckle] | |
| [12:58] | Also, us queens need to stick together.[chuckles] | |
| [13:01] | I know that’s right, girl. | |
| [13:05] | Sorry. I got caught up. | |
| [13:06] | No, no, no, that’s all right, Gemma. | |
| [13:08] | You’re a queen, too. | |
| [13:10] | [Alexis and Tina chuckle][siren wails] | |
| [13:12] | Oh, no. | |
| [13:13] | [gasps] Oh, no, I’m getting pulled over. | |
| [13:16] | Ah, see, I told you to slow your butt down. | |
| [13:20] | [Gemma sighs]You can’t speed through a neighborhood | |
| [13:21] | with a Whole Foods. | |
| [13:25] | License and registration, ma’am? | |
| [13:27] | Yeah. | |
| [13:29] | You’re aware your taillight is out? | |
| [13:31] | But my husband told me he fixed it. | |
| [13:34] | Let me see. | |
| [13:38] | [car door closes]She’s probably all right, | |
| [13:40] | but I don’t want to leave her alone. | |
| [13:41] | You right. You right, sis. | |
| [13:43] | We should go out there in case something pops off. | |
| [13:45] | [clears throat] | |
| [13:49] | See, ma’am?I told Dave | |
| [13:51] | not to do it himself.[car door closes] | |
| [13:52] | ALEXIS: Mm. | |
| [13:54] | You’d think with all the crime in this city, | |
| [13:55] | he’d have something better to do. | |
| [13:57] | Uh, can you two please step back? | |
| [13:59] | Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes, sir. Uh, Alexis, step back. | |
| [14:01] | No, we don’t have to do what he says. Yeah, yeah. I got | |
| [14:03] | time today.No. | |
| [14:05] | I’m gonna need you to calm down, | |
| [14:07] | ma’am.Don’t tell me to calm down. | |
| [14:09] | You about to lose your job. | |
| [14:14] | Listen, lady, I’m just trying…Ow! | |
| [14:16] | Ow! You-you cannot lay your hands on me, sir. | |
| [14:20] | Did you see that? Ow! | |
| [14:23] | I’m gonna have your badge, sport! | |
| [14:25] | My parents | |
| [14:27] | own one of the biggest law firms in Los Angeles! | |
| [14:31] | Featherinham and Associates. I’m sure you’ve heard of them. | |
| [14:33] | DISPATCHER: All units report to 12th and Clover. | |
| [14:35] | Shots fired. | |
| [14:38] | She just said Featherinham and Associates. | |
| [14:41] | She told me her last name is Simpson. | |
| [14:43] | Copy that. Unit 24 responding. | |
| [14:45] | It’s your lucky day, lady. | |
| [14:47] | Oh, yeah. Yeah, | |
| [14:49] | you better leave! I was about to go O-F-F! | |
| [14:54] | All right, you guys ready to go? | |
| [14:56] | Uh, before we do, | |
| [15:00] | is your last name Simpson or Featherinham? | |
| [15:03] | I don’t know what her last name is, | |
| [15:04] | but I know her first name is Karen. | |
| [15:09] | No Black woman in the world would do what you just did. | |
| [15:13] | And your parents are the Featherinhams? | |
| [15:16] | I watch their TV commercials every day. | |
| [15:18] | So, now, unless you’re adopted… | |
| [15:21] | …you white. | |
| [15:24] | As African Americans, aren’t we all mixed with something? | |
| [15:29] | Girl, you just said “sport.” | |
| [15:31] | That’s even white for me. | |
| [15:35] | Okay. Uh, fine. I’m white, | |
| [15:38] | but I love Black culture. | |
| [15:42] | There’s nothing wrong with being culturally fluid. | |
| [15:44] | Girl, I don’t know what culturally fluid is, | |
| [15:47] | but I am Black every damn day. | |
| [15:50] | That’s why you should appreciate my appreciation. | |
| [15:54] | No, sweetheart. | |
| [15:56] | Your appreciation is actually appropriation. | |
| [16:00] | It’s called Blackfishing. | |
| [16:02] | See, we’re not some exotic species | |
| [16:05] | that you can mimic to feel special. | |
| [16:09] | It’s clear that you want our rhythm | |
| [16:10] | but don’t want our blues. | |
| [16:12] | Not to mention you took a job | |
| [16:15] | from a well-qualified African American candidate. | |
| [16:16] | Mm.I’m rescinding my offer. | |
| [16:18] | You about to lose your job. | |
| [16:21] | Hmm! | |
| [16:23] | That’s fair. | |
| [16:25] | I’m sorry. | |
| [16:27] | And I appreciate you calling me out. | |
| [16:31] | That’s what I love about our culture. | |
| [16:35] | We fight amongst ourselves, | |
| [16:36] | but at the end of the day, it’s all love. | |
| [16:42] | Gemma, get in the car. | |
| [16:44] | This woman is Lifetime movie crazy.Yeah. | |
| [16:48] | Hey, Pop, are you all right? Your text said it was urgent. | |
| [16:51] | Did I say “urgent”?Yeah. | |
| [16:53] | I meant while you was out, uh, pick up some detergent. | |
| [16:56] | [scoffs softly]Hey, well, | |
| [16:59] | since you’re here, come on, man. Grab a glove. Let’s go. | |
| [17:01] | No. No, man. I told you, I’m done with baseball, Pop. | |
| [17:04] | Yeah, son, but… | |
| [17:06] | they aren’t. | |
| [17:07] | Look at them. | |
| [17:09] | Those kids are you when you were a boy. | |
| [17:11] | Except for the one wearing LeBrons. | |
| [17:14] | I would never spend that kind of money on a 12-year-old. | |
| [17:17] | Yeah, Dad, I know. | |
| [17:21] | Come on, man. | |
| [17:23] | Look how this game has brought the neighborhood together. | |
| [17:25] | Join us. | |
| [17:26] | I don’t know, Pop. I… | |
| [17:28] | All right. Okay, son. | |
| [17:30] | Do me this favor. | |
| [17:33] | For your old man, take one swing. | |
| [17:36] | [laughs]: Look, I got your favorite bat. | |
| [17:42] | You not gonna let this go, huh? | |
| [17:44] | Nope. | |
| [17:46] | Fine, Pop. One swing. | |
| [17:49] | Let’s go, baby. Let’s do it. All right, y’all. | |
| [17:55] | You ready? | |
| [17:57] | Here we go. | |
| [18:02] | It’s okay, all right? | |
| [18:04] | Malcolm, just fix your stance. | |
| [18:06] | Adjust your grip. Focus on the ball. | |
| [18:09] | Here we go. | |
| [18:18] | [ball thuds] | |
| [18:19] | [kids cheer] | |
| [18:21] | Boom, baby! | |
| [18:23] | [laughing]That’s my son right there! | |
| [18:24] | Knocked it out the park! | |
| [18:26] | It’s a smaller park, but still.Yeah. | |
| [18:28] | Home run’s a home run, man.Malcolm, that was incredible. | |
| [18:31] | You hit that thing way out of here. | |
| [18:33] | And I also think you hit a car. | |
| [18:35] | Know what? If I did, that was worth it.Yeah, right. | |
| [18:38] | Hey, mister, can you teach us how to hit like that? | |
| [18:41] | Yeah, Malcolm, can you teach us? Please? | |
| [18:44] | Oh, look, I don’t know, man. | |
| [18:45] | Don’t make me cry, ’cause you know I will. | |
| [18:48] | [chuckles] | |
| [18:50] | That is messed-up, G Man. But, uh, | |
| [18:53] | yes, I will teach you guys. | |
| [18:56] | KIDS: Yes![Calvin chuckles] | |
| [18:58] | Now, you can’t tell me that didn’t feel good. | |
| [19:01] | You know what, Pop? That felt great. | |
| [19:03] | Felt just like back in the day, man. | |
| [19:06] | Uh, growing up, all I ever really wanted to do | |
| [19:09] | was play baseball, so… | |
| [19:11] | after I couldn’t play no more, | |
| [19:12] | even thinking about the game hurt. | |
| [19:14] | Yeah. I can understand that. | |
| [19:17] | But it doesn’t mean that you can’t enjoy the game | |
| [19:19] | in different ways. | |
| [19:21] | Know what, you right. | |
| [19:24] | Thank you for bringing me back | |
| [19:26] | to the game, Pop.Anytime, son. Anytime, man. | |
| [19:31] | That, my friends… | |
| [19:34] | …is why baseball | |
| [19:37] | is America’s pastime. | |
| [19:40] | Hey! | |
| [19:42] | Which one of you broke the windshield | |
| [19:43] | on my Mercedes? | |
| [19:49] | [crying]Hey. | |
| [19:52] | Hey, man, I’m sorry, brother. | |
| [19:54] | I got a little man, too. I’m s… | |
| [20:02] | Oh, hey, Tina. It’s official.Hey. | |
| [20:04] | I saved the baseball field. | |
| [20:06] | Mm.And I think the mayor’s gonna give me a statue. | |
| [20:09] | For saving the baseball field? | |
| [20:11] | Mm, that and, uh, you know, keeping a secret. | |
| [20:15] | Well, | |
| [20:16] | I’ve got good news, too. | |
| [20:18] | My Blackdar was right. | |
| [20:19] | Alexis is white. | |
| [20:21] | What?Mm-hmm. | |
| [20:23] | But her potato salad was lit. | |
| [20:25] | [scoffs] Please, | |
| [20:26] | she bought it from a food truck in Inglewood. | |
| [20:29] | [chuckles]: Oh. Is that how you busted her? | |
| [20:31] | No. We got stopped by the cops, | |
| [20:33] | and she switched it up with the quickness. | |
| [20:35] | She even hit him with the “I’ll have your badge.”[chuckles]: Oh. | |
| [20:39] | Not the “I’ll have your badge.”[laughs]: Yes, she did. | |
| [20:41] | Well, you know how it is with us, babe. | |
| [20:43] | Always on trend.That’s right. | |
| [20:44] | I mean, first it was our hair. Then our skin.Mm. | |
| [20:46] | Now it’s our butts.Mm. | |
| [20:48] | Everybody want to be Black till they treated Black. | |
| [20:50] | That’s right.It’s like my grandma used to say. | |
| [20:53] | Don’t stand next to the grill if you ain’t gonna keep it real.Hello. | |
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| [21:05] | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org |