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| [00:06] | I gotta say I’m pretty excited | |
| [00:07] | about Gemma and Dave having a baby. | |
| [00:10] | Friends’ babies are like rental cars. | |
| [00:12] | You treat it like it’s yours until the gas light come on, | |
| [00:14] | and then you take it back. | |
| [00:17] | Yeah. And since we’re not grandparents, | |
| [00:20] | guess we have to lavish love on other people’s babies. | |
| [00:24] | Hey, Ma, can you, uh, | |
| [00:27] | hold the guilt and pass the creamer? | |
| [00:30] | Alexa, add Baby No Cry mobile to my shopping list, please. | |
| [00:35] | ALEXA: I’ve added Baby No Cry mobile to your shopping list. | |
| [00:40] | Well, Uncle Calvin is sending over | |
| [00:44] | the perfect baby present. | |
| [00:46] | As you both know, I have a gift for givin’ gifts. | |
| [00:49] | Really? | |
| [00:51] | What about the hockey equipment you got me when I was 12? | |
| [00:53] | I was trying to make you the Tiger Woods of hockey. | |
| [00:58] | But 14 little stitches and you quit. | |
| [01:02] | And if you think that’s bad, | |
| [01:03] | he tried to give me that hockey equipment for my birthday. | |
| [01:06] | Okay. | |
| [01:08] | So I guess nobody in this house wants a gold medal. | |
| [01:11] | Hello, family. | |
| [01:13] | How y’all doing? | |
| [01:15] | Me, you ask? | |
| [01:16] | I am doing great. I have a date tonight | |
| [01:18] | with a verified model from Instagram. | |
| [01:21] | [laughs] | |
| [01:27] | What are y’all staring at? | |
| [01:30] | No, I’m just trying to figure out | |
| [01:33] | who your friend is. | |
| [01:34] | My what? | |
| [01:37] | That little dude that’s on your face. | |
| [01:41] | No, no, no, no, Dad, stay back. | |
| [01:43] | I’ve seen this movie before. | |
| [01:45] | That thing is gonna bust out of his face | |
| [01:46] | and take over the world. | |
| [01:49] | Y’all are not funny, okay. This is just a little pimple. | |
| [01:52] | Look, don’t hate because I have a date. | |
| [01:54] | Well, I hope you got a table for three. | |
| [01:58] | It is not that noticeable. Is it? | |
| [02:01] | It look like you got another nose, man. | |
| [02:04] | Stop exaggerating, Marty. | |
| [02:06] | Damn, that thing is as big as one of these muffins. | |
| [02:11] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
| [02:13] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. | |
| [02:28] | How you feeling? | |
| [02:30] | Fine. | |
| [02:34] | Are you just saying you’re fine | |
| [02:35] | because you want me to be fine? | |
| [02:36] | Because it’s-it’s… | |
| [02:38] | It’s-it’s totally okay if you’re not fine. | |
| [02:40] | Dave, I’m the same fine I was | |
| [02:43] | when you asked me at the doctor’s office, | |
| [02:45] | and in the car, and on the porch. | |
| [02:49] | Sorry. I’m just… | |
| [02:52] | I’m worried about you. | |
| [02:56] | I don’t know how we’re gonna tell people | |
| [02:58] | that we lost the baby. | |
| [03:02] | It was just supposed to be a ten-week routine checkup. | |
| [03:04] | Yeah. Everything was moving along nice and happy, | |
| [03:08] | and then all of a sudden, life gives you | |
| [03:09] | a swift kick in the puckus. | |
| [03:16] | I think you meant “tuckus.” | |
| [03:19] | But, you know, puckus works, too. | |
| [03:24] | You know, my mom will say this was God’s will. | |
| [03:26] | Your mother was banned from church | |
| [03:29] | for skinny-dipping in the baptismal pool. | |
| [03:36] | I was just so shocked when there wasn’t a heartbeat. | |
| [03:39] | Apparently this is really common. | |
| [03:42] | I guess sometimes it’s just not meant to be. | |
| [03:46] | Yeah, and… I know, but… | |
| [03:49] | this is also one of | |
| [03:51] | the hardest things we’ll ever have to deal with. | |
| [03:53] | I know, but we’ll get through it | |
| [03:56] | if we keep busy and we stay strong. | |
| [04:00] | I know what we can do. | |
| [04:02] | Let’s repaint the living room. | |
| [04:04] | We’ll pick a color that’s bright and cheerful. | |
| [04:09] | Do you really think that that’s the best way | |
| [04:11] | for us to approach this? | |
| [04:12] | Yes. It’ll help us set | |
| [04:15] | a positive example for Grover on how to handle grief. | |
| [04:19] | Okay. All right, um… | |
| [04:23] | Great. | |
| [04:25] | Okay, I’m gonna, uh, | |
| [04:26] | I’m gonna go buy some paint. What color should I get? | |
| [04:28] | Pick any color, as long as it comes with a bottle of wine. | |
| [04:33] | Hey, Devona.Hey. | |
| [04:35] | I’m making an Alavay Makeup delivery. | |
| [04:37] | Got some goodies your mother ordered. | |
| [04:38] | Oh, cool. She’s home. | |
| [04:39] | Stop! | |
| [04:42] | She can wait. | |
| [04:45] | I see we have a breaking news story on your face. | |
| [04:47] | I’ve got a product | |
| [04:50] | that will cover that right up. | |
| [04:53] | Sorry, Devona, but I am not | |
| [04:55] | a makeup kind of dude, all right? | |
| [04:57] | Oh, no worries. I’ve got a concealer so good | |
| [04:59] | no one will ever even know you’re wearing it. | |
| [05:00] | [laughs] You’re right, ’cause I’m not. | |
| [05:03] | Okay, but… | |
| [05:06] | it’s only gonna get bigger. | |
| [05:07] | Judging from the size and shadow, | |
| [05:10] | it’s gonna blow in about two hours. | |
| [05:14] | Call me. | |
| [05:19] | Oh, whoa, 7-Up cake, | |
| [05:22] | peach cobbler, bread pudding. | |
| [05:25] | What do you need me to fix? | |
| [05:28] | Oh, baby back ribs. Fried snapper. | |
| [05:32] | This can’t be fixed. | |
| [05:34] | What do you need me to buy? | |
| [05:35] | Well, the food is for Dave and Gemma, | |
| [05:39] | and, um, I’ve got some bad news. | |
| [05:43] | They lost the baby. | |
| [05:44] | [gasps]What? | |
| [05:47] | Oh, no, Mama. That’s terrible. | |
| [05:49] | It is. | |
| [05:51] | You okay, hon? | |
| [05:53] | Yeah. Just feeling bad for Gemma and Dave. | |
| [05:56] | I know. | |
| [05:58] | Whoa, whoa, Ma, | |
| [06:00] | don’t you think you’re going a little overboard? | |
| [06:02] | This is a lot of food. | |
| [06:03] | I know, but food is my love language. | |
| [06:06] | Oh, Mommy, you are the sweetest, | |
| [06:09] | kindest woman I know. | |
| [06:11] | Yes, you can have a piece. | |
| [06:15] | Okay, thanks, ’cause eating is my love language. | |
| [06:23] | I’m sure this is stirring up some sad memories, | |
| [06:27] | and I know you don’t like going there. | |
| [06:29] | Yeah, I-I don’t. | |
| [06:31] | So can we not, babe? You know. | |
| [06:34] | Besides, that was a long time ago. | |
| [06:37] | Yeah. | |
| [06:38] | Oh, damn. What? | |
| [06:42] | I just remembered I sent Gemma and Dave that baby gift. | |
| [06:45] | It’s supposed to arrive tomorrow. | |
| [06:47] | Oh, well, you were just trying to do something nice. | |
| [06:49] | How could you have known? | |
| [06:50] | Well, I don’t want to make them feel any worse. | |
| [06:53] | I gotta grab that package before they see it. | |
| [06:56] | You’re a good friend. | |
| [06:59] | You want to come with me to drop this stuff off? | |
| [07:02] | Uh, no. You know, I’m still dirty from work, | |
| [07:06] | and they probably don’t want to deal | |
| [07:08] | with a lot of people right now. | |
| [07:09] | You know, just tell ’em I send my love, okay? | |
| [07:13] | Will do. | |
| [07:20] | Devona?Mm-hmm? | |
| [07:22] | This right here has got to stay | |
| [07:24] | just between the two of us. | |
| [07:26] | Don’t worry, I take artist-client confidentiality | |
| [07:30] | very serious. | |
| [07:32] | All right, good, because none of the guys I know | |
| [07:35] | wear makeup. | |
| [07:36] | You mean none that you know of. | |
| [07:38] | Wait. Really? Who? | |
| [07:40] | Is it Trey? I knew it. | |
| [07:41] | I knew he wore mascara. | |
| [07:44] | That boy got eyelashes like a horse. | |
| [07:46] | The men’s makeup market is blowing up. | |
| [07:49] | Even Alex Rodriguezuses it. | |
| [07:51] | Wait, A-Rod wears makeup? | |
| [07:53] | Mm-hmm. He’s even got his own line. | |
| [07:55] | There is nothing wrong with a man | |
| [07:57] | wanting to look his best. | |
| [07:59] | Oh, damn. | |
| [08:02] | You made it disappear. | |
| [08:03] | Can you do that with my student loans? | |
| [08:06] | If I could, I’d start with mine.[chuckles] | |
| [08:09] | Okay, so I’ll drop your products off tomorrow. | |
| [08:12] | Meantime, have fun on your date | |
| [08:15] | with the Instagram model.Oh, I will. | |
| [08:17] | I may not be A-Rod, but tonight, | |
| [08:20] | I see a home run in my future. | |
| [08:24] | [door lock opening]Oh, crap, that’s Marty. Uh, close this. | |
| [08:27] | [both laugh] | |
| [08:31] | Hey, Devona. What are you doing here? | |
| [08:33] | Oh, she was just, um… | |
| [08:35] | Just showing Malcolm some products I think | |
| [08:37] | your mother would love for her birthday. | |
| [08:39] | Right. Right. | |
| [08:41] | ‘Cause you know Mama. Mama loves all that | |
| [08:43] | girly makeup stuff. | |
| [08:44] | Cool. I’ll split it with you.All right. | |
| [08:47] | Okay, perfect, then. | |
| [08:49] | Malcolm, I’ll talk to you soon. | |
| [08:50] | All right. | |
| [08:54] | Oh, hey, man, | |
| [08:56] | did you hear Gemma and Dave’s bad news? | |
| [08:59] | Oh, yeah, yeah. Mom told me. | |
| [09:01] | Maybe we should get them some flowers and-and a card. | |
| [09:04] | Yeah. I just wish there was something more we could do. | |
| [09:08] | All we can do is just be there for ’em | |
| [09:10] | and keep them in prayer. | |
| [09:12] | Yeah, speaking of prayer, | |
| [09:14] | how did you get rid of that zit so fast? | |
| [09:19] | I don’t know. | |
| [09:20] | I guess God just likes me being pretty. | |
| [09:26] | [knock on door] | |
| [09:31] | Oh, hey, Tina.Hey. | |
| [09:34] | I brought you a little something to eat. | |
| [09:42] | How you feeling? | |
| [09:43] | Okay. Just keeping busy, you know. | |
| [09:45] | Painting the walls, painting the door. | |
| [09:47] | And evidently painting Grover. | |
| [09:51] | Uh, yeah. I guess I’m a little distracted. | |
| [09:54] | Well, I just wanted to drop off a few meals, | |
| [09:56] | just in case you didn’t feel like cooking. | |
| [09:58] | Well, thanks, Tina. | |
| [10:00] | This should, uh, carry us through winter. | |
| [10:03] | Gemma, I know I made too much food, | |
| [10:06] | and I know there is nothing that I can say to ease your pain. | |
| [10:10] | But I… | |
| [10:12] | I lost a baby between Malcolm and Marty, | |
| [10:15] | and it is devastating. | |
| [10:20] | But you still have to…Move on. I know. | |
| [10:22] | That’s what I’m trying to do. | |
| [10:24] | Well, I was gonna say | |
| [10:26] | you still have to take the time to grieve. | |
| [10:28] | Thanks. | |
| [10:31] | I’m just trying to stay in a positive space. | |
| [10:32] | Good. Good, good, good. | |
| [10:36] | How you doing, Grover? | |
| [10:37] | I’m sad about the baby. | |
| [10:39] | I wanted to be a big brother. | |
| [10:42] | Oh, honey, of course you did. | |
| [10:45] | Grover, I know what’ll cheer you up. | |
| [10:47] | You and I are going to the arcade. | |
| [10:51] | I’m in the mood for a Ms. Pac-Man rematch. | |
| [10:53] | Okay, I’ll play some old people games. | |
| [10:59] | I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that. | |
| [11:05] | Dave, I’m, uh, worried about Gemma. | |
| [11:07] | She seems a little disconnected. | |
| [11:09] | I’ve tried to talk to her, | |
| [11:11] | but she doesn’t want to dwell on the loss. | |
| [11:14] | Yeah, well, I’m sure she’s coping | |
| [11:15] | the best way she can. | |
| [11:17] | Losing a baby… | |
| [11:20] | is heartbreaking. | |
| [11:23] | Unfortunately, there’s no amount of paint | |
| [11:25] | that’s gonna cover up her pain. | |
| [11:29] | Well, how about you? How you feeling? | |
| [11:32] | That was your baby, too. | |
| [11:38] | I know it was, Tina. | |
| [11:43] | Thank you for being here. | |
| [11:45] | You’re welcome. | |
| [11:55] | Damn it, this ain’t it. | |
| [11:57] | “Brooks Brothers”? | |
| [11:59] | Yeah, this ain’t for the real brothers. | |
| [12:03] | Oh, hey, Calvin. Oh, hey. | |
| [12:05] | These, uh… these are for you. | |
| [12:07] | Ooh, my camo Crocs. | |
| [12:11] | It confuses the insects. | |
| [12:15] | So, uh, where’s your usual | |
| [12:18] | too-short shorts?Oh, I don’t know. | |
| [12:21] | Too depressed to run sexy. | |
| [12:24] | Yeah, yeah, I get it. | |
| [12:26] | Listen, did Tina tell you that I sent my love? Because I did. | |
| [12:30] | Yeah, she did, and I really appreciate your support. | |
| [12:33] | She also mentioned you guys had a miscarriage. | |
| [12:35] | Mm-hmm. Yeah. That was a long time ago. | |
| [12:38] | You know what, I’m gonna let you get to your run. | |
| [12:40] | ‘Cause you know, times like these, | |
| [12:42] | exercise is very important. | |
| [12:44] | Matter of fact, I’m gonna jog home. | |
| [12:46] | Okay? All right. Bye, Dave. | |
| [12:55] | Mama, your favorite son is here. | |
| [12:57] | Hey, Malcolm. | |
| [12:59] | Ooh, your pimple’s not joining us for dinner? | |
| [13:00] | I set a place at the table for it and everything. | |
| [13:03] | Well, that zit is gone, and thanks to these smooth cheeks, | |
| [13:07] | my date last night was amazing. | |
| [13:09] | ‘Cause forget Instagram, she followed me | |
| [13:11] | straight back to my… | |
| [13:13] | to my church meeting, Mama. | |
| [13:17] | Yeah, don’t bring God into your ratchetness. | |
| [13:21] | [laughs] | |
| [13:24] | What, Ma? | |
| [13:25] | I don’t know, you’re looking especially handsome today. | |
| [13:28] | Oh, yeah? | |
| [13:30] | Yeah. Oh, yeah. | |
| [13:32] | You do look good. | |
| [13:33] | You losing some weight? | |
| [13:35] | Uh, yeah, you know, I’m just drinking water, | |
| [13:37] | eating clean, working out, doing me. | |
| [13:42] | Oh, good, you intercepted the baby gift. | |
| [13:45] | Oh, no, not yet. | |
| [13:46] | I just saw Devona, your makeup lady, | |
| [13:48] | dropping your makeup at Malcolm and Marty’s by mistake. | |
| [13:51] | I didn’t order any makeup. | |
| [13:53] | You know what, Mom, let me go ahead and grab this. | |
| [13:55] | God knows what else that lady is hiding on my porch. | |
| [13:59] | Uh-uh, there might be some free samples | |
| [14:02] | in here or something. | |
| [14:04] | “Man-Kup. Strong enough for a woman, | |
| [14:07] | but weak enough for a man.” | |
| [14:08] | Hmm. Not any men that I know, all right. | |
| [14:12] | We don’t need these kind of samples in this house. | |
| [14:15] | Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop. It’s for me. | |
| [14:18] | All right, you know what I was dealing with. | |
| [14:20] | I have a pimple the size of Kilimanjaro on my face. | |
| [14:23] | I had to do something. | |
| [14:25] | Oh, so that’s why you been looking | |
| [14:27] | extra Denzel. | |
| [14:29] | You ain’t drinking no water. | |
| [14:33] | Look, it’s… it’s not a big deal, okay? | |
| [14:36] | It’s just a little cover-up for men. | |
| [14:38] | Oh, it’s okay, honey, there’s nothing wrong with | |
| [14:40] | a little glow-up to make you look and feel your best. | |
| [14:42] | Thank you, Ma. | |
| [14:44] | Hey, man, look, I’m with Mom, okay. | |
| [14:46] | Do what makes you feel good. | |
| [14:48] | Although, with this flawless skin, | |
| [14:49] | I don’t ever need to wear makeup. | |
| [14:51] | My dermatologist says I have the pores of a six-year-old. | |
| [14:56] | What in the RuPaul is going on in here? | |
| [14:59] | All right, look, look, Pop, | |
| [15:01] | at first it did feel weird, right? | |
| [15:03] | But then I thought why shouldn’t I do something | |
| [15:05] | if it makes me feel better? | |
| [15:06] | I’m still me, I’m just a little bit smoother. | |
| [15:09] | Son, men aren’t supposed to be smooth. | |
| [15:12] | Supposed to be rough and bumpy. | |
| [15:14] | That’s what makes us men. | |
| [15:16] | Pop, those are outdated gender roles, okay? | |
| [15:19] | Look, even A-Rod has a makeup line. | |
| [15:21] | Well, if you hit that many home runs, | |
| [15:23] | sure, you could wear a little mascara. | |
| [15:27] | I don’t use mascara, Pop. | |
| [15:29] | It’s concealer. | |
| [15:31] | Well, it’s a slippery slope, son. | |
| [15:34] | I mean, today it’s concealer, | |
| [15:37] | tomorrow it’s a Brazilian butt lift. | |
| [15:39] | I’m telling you. | |
| [15:40] | [Alexa chimes]Hold on. | |
| [15:41] | She’s trying to say something. | |
| [15:42] | Alexa, what are my notifications? | |
| [15:44] | ALEXA: Your package has been delivered. | |
| [15:46] | Oh, damn, I gotta go. | |
| [15:48] | Did she tell you the name of the shade | |
| [15:51] | of that concealer she used on you? | |
| [15:53] | Oh, come on, Ma. What? | |
| [15:54] | I’m just mad that you look prettier than me. | |
| [15:58] | Hey, Gemma, look, I’m sorry. | |
| [16:01] | I, uh… I sent that before I… | |
| [16:03] | Oh, no, no, no. It’s-it’s all good. | |
| [16:06] | I’m-I’m– I just need to get back to my painting. | |
| [16:08] | I’m fine. It’s fine. | |
| [16:09] | Gemma. No, no, no. I just… | |
| [16:11] | The color’s all wrong, | |
| [16:13] | and it’s taking longer than I thought. | |
| [16:15] | And I just– I need to get it right. | |
| [16:16] | [crying, mumbling] I need to get it right. | |
| [16:25] | Sorry, Calvin. | |
| [16:28] | Don’t be. | |
| [16:30] | All right? What you’re going through is awful. | |
| [16:32] | I just don’t want to feel this. | |
| [16:35] | It makes it real. | |
| [16:37] | My baby’s gone. | |
| [16:41] | Ugh. I just want to be numb. | |
| [16:46] | I-I know that you’re afraid | |
| [16:49] | that if you– if you let the hurt in, | |
| [16:52] | it’ll just swallow you up. | |
| [16:55] | I mean, that’s how I felt when Tina and I… | |
| [16:58] | lost our little girl. | |
| [17:02] | But, uh, you know, | |
| [17:06] | the more I tried to… avoid the pain, | |
| [17:11] | the more it lingered. | |
| [17:13] | And I just don’t want that for you. | |
| [17:15] | It just feels like | |
| [17:17] | I’m never gonna be okay again. | |
| [17:20] | Did it ever go away? | |
| [17:22] | I thought it did, I mean, but… | |
| [17:25] | when this thing happened to you guys, | |
| [17:27] | it all came rushing back. | |
| [17:31] | And I didn’t want to talk about it either. | |
| [17:33] | And now that I’m here, sharing this moment with you, | |
| [17:38] | I realize I needed to hear these words myself. | |
| [17:43] | Yeah. | |
| [17:45] | You’re gonna get through this, Gemma. | |
| [17:48] | Promise? | |
| [17:50] | I promise, sweetheart. | |
| [17:53] | I got you. | |
| [18:06] | So it’s okay to talk about what happened now? | |
| [18:09] | Yeah, of course, sweetie. | |
| [18:11] | I’m sorry I didn’t let you talk about your feelings. | |
| [18:14] | But that’s why we’re planting this tree, | |
| [18:16] | so that we can always remember the baby. | |
| [18:18] | I’m still sad, though. | |
| [18:20] | We all are, buddy, but you know, it’s okay. | |
| [18:24] | We’re a family, and we’ll always be there for each other. | |
| [18:27] | Even in the toughest times. | |
| [18:30] | The Butlers will always be there for you guys, too. | |
| [18:34] | Hey.Thanks for coming, guys. | |
| [18:36] | Hey, honey.Of course, Dave. | |
| [18:37] | You okay?Yeah. | |
| [18:39] | Hey, Tina, I hope I’m not putting you on the spot, but… | |
| [18:42] | would you sing something? | |
| [18:43] | Oh. [chuckles] Of course I will. | |
| [18:46] | Um, what should I sing? | |
| [18:47] | You know what, Ma? How about “Gone Too Soon”? | |
| [18:50] | Oh, that’s a beautiful idea, son. | |
| [18:54] | ♪ Like a comet | |
| [18:57] | ♪ Blazing in the evening sky | |
| [19:02] | ♪ Gone too soon | |
| [19:05] | ♪ Like a rainbow | |
| [19:08] | ♪ Fading in the twinkling of an eye ♪ | |
| [19:13] | ♪ Gone too soon | |
| [19:18] | ♪ Shiny and sparkly | |
| [19:20] | ♪ And splendidly bright | |
| [19:24] | ♪ Here one day | |
| [19:28] | ♪ Gone one night | |
| [19:33] | ♪ Like a sunset | |
| [19:35] | ♪ Fading with the rising | |
| [19:38] | ♪ Of the moon | |
| [19:45] | ♪ Gone too soon | |
| [19:50] | ♪ Gone too soon. | |
| [20:02] | ♪ Like a comet… | |
| [20:04] | CALVIN: Okay… No. | |
| [20:05] | No, David! | |
| [20:07] | [indistinct chatter] | |
| [20:16] | Babe… | |
| [20:21] | …did you move my skin toner? | |
| [20:24] | Oh, it’s in the upper right cabinet. | |
| [20:26] | Oh. | |
| [20:27] | You know, | |
| [20:28] | you’ve got some nerve teasing Malcolm | |
| [20:31] | when you use cosmetics, too. | |
| [20:33] | Oh, well, hold on now. | |
| [20:35] | Foundation and mascara, that’s makeup. | |
| [20:38] | My stuff is toiletries. | |
| [20:40] | Hardcore, manly toiletries. | |
| [20:49] | Looking for your beard dye, Idris? | |
| [20:54] | Mind your business, Tina. |