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| [00:04] | ♪ | |
| [00:06] | I got great news, babe. | |
| [00:08] | Okay, stir this. | |
| [00:12] | I said stir it, not stare at it. | |
| [00:13] | Um… | |
| [00:16] | as I was saying, | |
| [00:18] | I just booked our first client for our new | |
| [00:20] | custom car wrapping division. | |
| [00:21] | Ooh! My baby’s a mogul. | |
| [00:24] | Oh, I can see it now. | |
| [00:26] | See what? | |
| [00:27] | That Hermès Birkin bag | |
| [00:28] | you’re gonna buy me when you blow up. | |
| [00:31] | If I buy a bag for 20K, | |
| [00:34] | it better come with 40K in it. | |
| [00:37] | Okay, now I need you to start lining. | |
| [00:41] | Now, Tina, are you sure that you can handle working at the shop | |
| [00:45] | with Tina-licious Cakes starting to take off? | |
| [00:47] | I mean, I can always hire another manager. | |
| [00:49] | Oh, of course I can, baby. | |
| [00:51] | I am a multitasking goddess. | |
| [00:55] | Don’t worry, baby. | |
| [00:57] | I can handle it all. | |
| [00:59] | Mmm. Mm-mm! Mm-mm! | |
| [01:03] | What was I saying? | |
| [01:05] | Nothing important. | |
| [01:10] | All right, let me get back to being a mogul. | |
| [01:12] | Um… | |
| [01:15] | Uh, babe?Yeah, babe? | |
| [01:17] | Um… Never mind. | |
| [01:18] | Have a great day, sweet cheeks. | |
| [01:22] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
| [01:24] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. | |
| [01:30] | Can I do unicorn cupcakes? | |
| [01:32] | Oh, for five dollars a pop, | |
| [01:34] | I’ll hop on a unicorn and deliver them myself. | |
| [01:38] | Okay, all right, thanks for calling. | |
| [01:40] | Where are you gonna find a unicorn? | |
| [01:43] | Well, with that head full of hair of yours, I’m gonna slap | |
| [01:45] | this cone on your head and ride your ass over there, come on! | |
| [01:48] | Giddy up! | |
| [01:50] | Wow, Tina, your business is really taking off. | |
| [01:53] | I want to be you when I grow up. | |
| [01:56] | Ooh, and I just booked another car wrap | |
| [01:59] | for the auto shop. Boom! | |
| [02:01] | [laughs] Oh. | |
| [02:02] | Hey, what’s cooking, good lookings? | |
| [02:04] | Hey, hon! Tina had so many bakery orders, | |
| [02:06] | she ran out of space in her kitchen. | |
| [02:08] | You know, well, I’d love to help, | |
| [02:10] | but, uh, I’m busy with youth baseball. | |
| [02:13] | You’re looking at the new assistant | |
| [02:14] | to the assistant coach of the Pasadena Dodgers. | |
| [02:19] | Doesn’t that just make you a team dad? | |
| [02:22] | Uh, does a team dad wear a cup? | |
| [02:25] | I don’t know how to answer that. | |
| [02:29] | You know, Tina, you’re really taking on a lot. | |
| [02:31] | Um, Gemma, | |
| [02:34] | you dare doubt a woman whose cupcakes | |
| [02:36] | taste like manna from heaven? | |
| [02:38] | Ah… I’ll be fine. | |
| [02:41] | I’m killing it at the auto shop as I always do. | |
| [02:43] | And Tina-licious Cakes is a dream come true. | |
| [02:46] | All right. Won’t He do it?! | |
| [02:48] | Oh, Calvin taught me this. | |
| [02:50] | Oh. Yes, He will! | |
| [02:52] | Oh, okay! | |
| [02:56] | Here we go, eyes on the ball. | |
| [02:58] | [grunting] | |
| [03:00] | [both cheering, clamoring] | |
| [03:03] | Way to go, Grover! | |
| [03:05] | I missed it by a whole foot. | |
| [03:06] | Yes, you did, but that’s two feet closer than last time. | |
| [03:10] | Yeah, you know what, why don’t you just, uh, go some water, | |
| [03:13] | we’ll start working on your, uh… | |
| [03:14] | Everything else. | |
| [03:15] | Yes. | |
| [03:17] | Hey, you know what, buddy, it’s okay. | |
| [03:19] | You’re gonna get better.You’re a good dad. | |
| [03:21] | But a terrible liar. | |
| [03:27] | Hey, Coach, I’ve been going over your team practice stats, | |
| [03:30] | and we’re on track to lose every game this season. | |
| [03:34] | Oh, man, this is | |
| [03:36] | my JV pickleball team all over again. | |
| [03:41] | Hey, Ariel and her son, Eli, are stopping by. | |
| [03:44] | Oh, y’all still making out in cars? | |
| [03:46] | Nah, we’re way past that. | |
| [03:47] | Last time was the bedroom display at Ikea. | |
| [03:49] | [chuckles] | |
| [03:50] | Hey, how you been?What’s going on? | |
| [03:56] | [clears throat loudly] | |
| [03:57] | [both muttering] | |
| [03:58] | Hey! Hey, Eli! | |
| [04:00] | What’s going on? | |
| [04:02] | We were just in the neighborhood, so we thought | |
| [04:03] | we’d just stop by and say hi. | |
| [04:05] | “In the neighborhood”? | |
| [04:06] | It took us an hour to get here. | |
| [04:08] | [exhales] Anyway… | |
| [04:10] | Let’s take a picture for my followers. | |
| [04:11] | #CoupleGoals. | |
| [04:13] | Ah, okay. [chuckles] | |
| [04:15] | All right! Uh, make sure you tag me. | |
| [04:17] | Yeah. Tag you? | |
| [04:19] | Since when do you care about social media? | |
| [04:21] | You thought a hashtag came on the side of a McMuffin. | |
| [04:23] | [laughs] | |
| [04:25] | [mutters] | |
| [04:27] | Hey, Eli, do you play baseball? | |
| [04:29] | Nah. I’m more into basketball. | |
| [04:31] | Malcolm is a really good coach. | |
| [04:33] | You should give it a try. | |
| [04:35] | Uh, yeah, let’s grab you a bat and let’s see | |
| [04:37] | what you got.All right, let’s do it! | |
| [04:39] | All right, all right. | |
| [04:41] | Here you go.DAVE: All right! | |
| [04:43] | All right, now… | |
| [04:44] | Gonna start you off nice and easy, okay? | |
| [04:47] | Yeah, here we go. | |
| [04:49] | Oh! | |
| [04:51] | DAVE: I’m okay! | |
| [04:53] | All right… I’m just gonna move further back. | |
| [04:55] | All right, well, | |
| [04:57] | the next one’s gonna come in a little bit faster, okay? | |
| [04:59] | Now get ready. | |
| [05:01] | Here we go. | |
| [05:02] | Oh! Oh! | |
| [05:04] | DAVE: Ah, okay, good news. | |
| [05:07] | Cup worked.Yeah! | |
| [05:11] | All right, Eli. | |
| [05:13] | You might be a natural, man. | |
| [05:15] | Hey, Mal, if we had a hitter like Eli on the team, | |
| [05:17] | our odds of winning a game would go up 200%. | |
| [05:19] | He has got to join the team. | |
| [05:21] | All right, look, Marty, calm down, okay? | |
| [05:23] | Eli? | |
| [05:24] | You have got to join this team. | |
| [05:28] | Hang on, okay… | |
| [05:31] | Tina-licious Cakes… | |
| [05:33] | set. | |
| [05:35] | And Calvin’s Pit Stop… | |
| [05:38] | booked. Ha! Damn I’m good. | |
| [05:40] | [phone ringing] | |
| [05:43] | Tina’s Calvin Pit– | |
| [05:45] | I mean, uh, Calvin’s Pit Stop. | |
| [05:47] | Yes, o-of course. | |
| [05:49] | See you tomorrow, all right. | |
| [05:51] | All right. Hey, babe– oh! | |
| [05:53] | Oh! Oh…Damn it, my prettiest toe! | |
| [05:56] | I’m sorry, baby. | |
| [05:59] | I had a few of my baking supplies sent here, | |
| [06:01] | ’cause I couldn’t miss the delivery. | |
| [06:02] | They’ll be gone tonight. | |
| [06:04] | Yeah, okay. I guess it’s all right. | |
| [06:05] | I don’t need all my toes. | |
| [06:08] | But what I do need is for my employees to get paid. | |
| [06:11] | You forgot to cut the checks today. | |
| [06:13] | Oh, don’t be silly. | |
| [06:14] | I cut checks on Friday. | |
| [06:16] | Today is Friday. | |
| [06:18] | No, today is Thursday, | |
| [06:20] | because the window washers come on Friday. | |
| [06:25] | Hi, Jerry. | |
| [06:29] | Listen, babe, ever since we opened the new division, | |
| [06:32] | you show up late and leave early. | |
| [06:35] | Now I know it’s because | |
| [06:37] | you started your little side business, but… | |
| [06:39] | if any other employee had done this, | |
| [06:42] | their ass would be out of here. | |
| [06:44] | Well, Calvin, I am not any other employee. | |
| [06:46] | I’m your wife. | |
| [06:48] | And I know I’ve had a few hiccups, | |
| [06:50] | but trust me when I tell you, I got this. | |
| [06:53] | All right, Tina. | |
| [06:54] | [phone rings]Okay. | |
| [06:55] | Tina’s Pit-cakes. | |
| [06:58] | I did that on purpose. | |
| [07:03] | [giggles] | |
| [07:05] | Oh, damn! [grunting] | |
| [07:14] | Say hi, sweetie.Huh? | |
| [07:16] | [stammers] Am I on this?! | |
| [07:18] | Mm-hmm.Um… | |
| [07:20] | Hi. | |
| [07:23] | I brought my fav hard seltzer. | |
| [07:26] | Love! Oh. | |
| [07:28] | And this vegan beef jerky is to die for! | |
| [07:31] | But no animal had to.[chuckling] | |
| [07:35] | Try some, babe.Oh, okay. | |
| [07:38] | Hmm, more? | |
| [07:40] | Oh, he loves it. | |
| [07:42] | [giggles] Don’t you? | |
| [07:44] | [mouth full]: Yeah, this is very vegan-y. | |
| [07:47] | [laughs] | |
| [07:49] | Until next time, Ariel Nation. | |
| [07:51] | Um… | |
| [07:53] | Are you cool if I spit this out? | |
| [07:55] | Oh, yeah. | |
| [07:59] | So… what do you want to do? | |
| [08:02] | Well, the movie’s not until a couple hours. | |
| [08:06] | You know what, why don’t we just sit down | |
| [08:08] | and, uh, and talk to each other? | |
| [08:10] | I’m down. | |
| [08:12] | All right, come on. [chuckles] | |
| [08:13] | Have a seat. | |
| [08:15] | Mm. Ah! | |
| [08:17] | All right. | |
| [08:21] | Hey, hey, hey, babe? | |
| [08:22] | You look great, but I meant without your phone. | |
| [08:25] | Oh, talk. | |
| [08:27] | Yeah. Yeah. | |
| [08:29] | Okay.Yeah. | |
| [08:31] | So, um… | |
| [08:34] | How was the rest of your day? | |
| [08:36] | Fine. I had a salad. | |
| [08:39] | Okay. That’s…Do you want to see a picture of it? | |
| [08:40] | No. No. | |
| [08:47] | I know what salads look like. | |
| [08:49] | [chuckles]Oh. Yeah. | [chuckles] |
| [08:53] | [exhales] | |
| [08:55] | So…Mm-hmm. | |
| [08:57] | You want to show me your bedroom? | |
| [08:59] | That’s what I’m talking about.Oh! [chuckles] | |
| [09:04] | No, I understand, sir. There’s no excuse | |
| [09:07] | for ordering snow tires in Los Angeles. | |
| [09:11] | I take full responsibility | |
| [09:13] | for what my wife independently did. | |
| [09:17] | Yeah, just bring it back in, and we’ll switch them out. | |
| [09:19] | And I’ll throw in a wash. All right. | |
| [09:22] | Yeah. | |
| [09:23] | Man, that’s the third complaint today. | |
| [09:26] | But this bad boy’s gonna change my mood right here. | |
| [09:28] | [chuckles] | |
| [09:30] | Midnight black wrapping. | |
| [09:31] | Interior LED lights. | |
| [09:33] | I might steal this sucker from my own shop. [chuckles] | |
| [09:36] | Yes, I need to speak with someone in shipping. | |
| [09:39] | I never got my unicorn cupcake wrappings. | |
| [09:42] | You guys just sent black wrappers and LED lights. | |
| [09:45] | What the hell?! | |
| [09:51] | Never mind. | |
| [09:55] | [chuckles]: Oh. | |
| [09:57] | See, what-what ha-happened was… | |
| [10:00] | Well, you know, it was a mix-up. | |
| [10:01] | [chuckles] Well, it’s… | |
| [10:03] | It’s pretty, though, huh? Right. | |
| [10:05] | Tina, this is a pretty damn expensive mistake. | |
| [10:07] | You know what? I hate to do this. | |
| [10:10] | I might regret doing this, but I got to do this. | |
| [10:14] | You’re fired. | |
| [10:25] | [jazz music playing][Tina scatting along] | |
| [10:29] | [groans] | |
| [10:33] | Oh. | |
| [10:35] | Oh, well, look who finally made it home. | |
| [10:37] | Not funny, Ella. | |
| [10:40] | [music turns off] | |
| [10:41] | You know I had to take the bus. | |
| [10:42] | Next time you fire your wife, | |
| [10:45] | be sure you drive. | |
| [10:49] | Know what? Tina, that was business. | |
| [10:51] | It wasn’t personal. Uh… | |
| [10:54] | Hold up. Is that my 18-year-old single malt Scotch | |
| [10:57] | that I’ve been saving | |
| [10:59] | for when the Clippers win the championship? | |
| [11:00] | Oh, it is. | |
| [11:02] | And it’s totally personal. | |
| [11:04] | [chuckles] | |
| [11:06] | Oh, that’s cold-blooded, Tina. | |
| [11:08] | I-I… What is that I smell burning? | |
| [11:11] | Oh, it’s just your last | |
| [11:13] | overpriced Cuban cigar. | |
| [11:16] | You know, I don’t know why you like these things. | |
| [11:18] | It smells horrible.[sputters] | |
| [11:21] | Have you lost your damn mind? | |
| [11:23] | No. Just my damn job. | |
| [11:26] | [knock on door] | |
| [11:30] | How can I help you?Oh, hey, guys. | |
| [11:32] | We still on for Yahtzee?Um, | |
| [11:35] | is everything okay?Everything is fine. | |
| [11:37] | Oh! I got fired today. | |
| [11:39] | Wait, what? Calvin, how could you? | |
| [11:42] | Your own wife? | |
| [11:43] | Oh, Dave! | |
| [11:45] | Welcome to Team Tina. | |
| [11:48] | Wait, Tina, what happened?No, go ahead. Go ahead, Tina. | |
| [11:50] | Tell ’em the whole story. | |
| [11:52] | How you made a gang of mistakes. | |
| [11:53] | First, she didn’t pay the light bill. | |
| [11:56] | She ordered the wrong parts for certain cars. | |
| [11:59] | And then she put in that perfumy soap that I hate | |
| [12:02] | in the bathroom. Smell it.Oh. | |
| [12:04] | No, thank you. I already smelled it when I walked in. | |
| [12:08] | And, by the way, I washed your drawers in it, too. | |
| [12:13] | To be fair, you did say | |
| [12:15] | Tina-licious Cakes was taking up all of your time. | |
| [12:17] | The devil doesn’t need any advocates, Gemma. | |
| [12:21] | I’m just saying, Calvin does have a business to run. | |
| [12:24] | TINA: Oh.Exactly. | |
| [12:25] | Okay, hold on, Gemma. So, if you | |
| [12:27] | hired me to mediate at your school | |
| [12:29] | and I made amistake… | |
| [12:31] | A gang of mistakes.DAVE: Okay. | |
| [12:33] | You would fire me on the spot? | |
| [12:36] | Hell yeah. | |
| [12:37] | [grunts]Wow. | |
| [12:38] | Who are you? | |
| [12:42] | Welcome to Team Calvin, all right? [chuckles][chuckles] | |
| [12:45] | Well, thanks to one of you for stopping by. | |
| [12:48] | And I was talking about Dave. | |
| [12:52] | Yeah, I-I got it. | |
| [12:54] | You know what? I need a drink. Give me this, Dave.What? | |
| [12:56] | Yeah. | |
| [12:57] | Mm. Mm! What the hell? | |
| [13:00] | You know, it was too Scotch-y, | |
| [13:02] | so I added Mountain Dew to the bottle. | |
| [13:08] | [whoops][chuckles] Yo, that was our best practice yet. | |
| [13:12] | But I still didn’t hit the ball.Yeah, | |
| [13:14] | but you know what? Every time you swung, | |
| [13:16] | you stayed on your feet. | |
| [13:18] | Oh, my God, I’m gonna go tell Mom. | |
| [13:21] | I’m an athlete! | |
| [13:23] | Yeah. | |
| [13:26] | Team is looking pretty good. We should celebrate. | |
| [13:28] | Yeah. Well, looks like we got some… | |
| [13:30] | hard seltzer and some vegan jerky. | |
| [13:32] | Ooh, yes and, uh, yes again. | |
| [13:35] | Well, Ariel brought this nasty stuff over, but, uh… | |
| [13:40] | I guess one man’s trash is another man’s trash.[chuckles] | |
| [13:42] | Hey, how’s it going with her? And you better say great, | |
| [13:45] | because her kid is the key to us winning. | |
| [13:47] | Well, to be honest, fellas, Ariel and I | |
| [13:50] | have a ton of physical chemistry but, uh, not much else. | |
| [13:53] | I think I might have to break up with her. | |
| [13:55] | N-No, no. | |
| [13:57] | Uh… | |
| [13:59] | Malcolm, y-you need to make that work. | |
| [14:01] | At least until playoffs. | |
| [14:02] | Uh, Dave, that is months away. | |
| [14:06] | I-I’m not sure this relationship is gonna last that long.Well, look, | |
| [14:08] | you’re gonna have to suck it up, | |
| [14:10] | because if you break up with her, | |
| [14:13] | she is gonna pull her son from the team, | |
| [14:14] | and, Malcolm, Grover needs a win. | |
| [14:18] | Whoa, Dave, | |
| [14:20] | it sounds like youneed a win. | |
| [14:21] | Well, can’t it be both? | |
| [14:25] | Okay, man, I… I guess I can make it work. | |
| [14:28] | What? | |
| [14:30] | Malcolm, you’re not seriously considering using a woman | |
| [14:33] | so that a youth baseball team can win a trophy? | |
| [14:35] | Okay. You know, look, I’m just trying to save Grover | |
| [14:38] | from a lifetime of therapy. | |
| [14:39] | And “using” is such an ugly word. | |
| [14:43] | Okay. Well, as someone | |
| [14:45] | who has been to therapy… Mind your business. | |
| [14:48] | I got some other words for what’s happening here. | |
| [14:50] | How about manipulating? | |
| [14:51] | Deceiving? | |
| [14:53] | Exploiting! | |
| [14:54] | All right. You know what, Marty? | |
| [14:56] | I’ve got a couple words for you, too. | |
| [14:57] | How about “stay out of it”?! | |
| [15:02] | All right. Let’s see what you got next.Okay. | |
| [15:04] | Mm, mm. Mmm. | |
| [15:07] | Okay. | |
| [15:09] | Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm? | |
| [15:11] | Chocolate-covered strawberries.[laughs] | |
| [15:14] | Wow. | |
| [15:16] | You are killing this blindfold fruit challenge.[chuckles] | |
| [15:17] | Mmm.Now let’s see | |
| [15:20] | if you know what this is.Okay. | |
| [15:24] | Mmm. Mmm, yeah, that-that… That tastes like round two. | |
| [15:27] | [laughs]Yeah. Uh… | |
| [15:29] | Maybe this time | |
| [15:31] | we can take it to the bedroom.Oh. | |
| [15:32] | I like that. [chuckles][chuckles] | |
| [15:34] | Aah.Oh. Uh, let me get those for you. | |
| [15:36] | Yeah. [chuckles][chuckles] | |
| [15:38] | You know, I got to say, | |
| [15:40] | this is a lot more fun | |
| [15:41] | than the last time I was in handcuffs. | |
| [15:43] | I thought you said this was your first time. | |
| [15:46] | Oh. [chuckles] | |
| [15:48] | Yeah, I, uh, got arrested at a protest. | |
| [15:50] | Oh.[chuckles]: Yeah. | |
| [15:52] | I’ve been to one of those. [chuckles] | |
| [15:54] | Wait. Oh, really? Which one did you go to?Mm-hmm. | |
| [15:56] | W-Was it BLM, climate change or, uh, universal health care? | |
| [16:02] | I can’t remember, | |
| [16:03] | but it was lit! | |
| [16:05] | [laughs]I mean, | |
| [16:07] | I get the best pictures | |
| [16:09] | just walking through the tear gas. | |
| [16:13] | It’s like the police gave us the perfect filter. [chuckles] | |
| [16:16] | I even got 5,000 more followers | |
| [16:18] | after that photo shoot. | |
| [16:21] | Do you mean “protest”? | |
| [16:23] | Yeah, sure. Whatever. [scoffs] | |
| [16:27] | Uh… [chuckles] | |
| [16:29] | Damn it, I can’t do this no more. | |
| [16:31] | [chuckles] Relax, honey. | |
| [16:33] | I found the key. | |
| [16:36] | No. No. Ariel, I’m… | |
| [16:38] | I’m talking about us. | |
| [16:39] | I, uh… | |
| [16:41] | Look, I appreciate you in so many ways. | |
| [16:43] | [chuckles]: You know? I mean, so many ways.[chuckles] | |
| [16:47] | In ways I didn’t even think was possible. | |
| [16:49] | Oh. [laughs][laughs]: You know? ‘Cause we… | |
| [16:50] | And… Damn it. We… | |
| [16:54] | [sighs] We just don’t have enough in common. | |
| [16:56] | You know? | |
| [16:58] | I mean, I’m much more of a private person, | |
| [17:00] | and you… you live your life on social media. | |
| [17:03] | We just… | |
| [17:05] | We on a different vibe. | |
| [17:08] | To be honest… | |
| [17:10] | [sighs] I feel the same way. | |
| [17:13] | It’s just that you’re so great with Eli, | |
| [17:16] | and I didn’t want to ruin it for him. | |
| [17:19] | Wait, seriously? | |
| [17:21] | You know, I was worried that if we broke up, | |
| [17:23] | you would pull him off the team. | |
| [17:24] | No way. | |
| [17:26] | You and baseball have been so amazing for him. | |
| [17:29] | I was only hanging in there because I thought you’d cut him. | |
| [17:34] | Well, looks like we finally found something in common. | |
| [17:37] | [chuckles] | |
| [17:39] | Friends? | |
| [17:40] | Oh. | |
| [17:42] | Friends. | |
| [17:49] | Tina? What are you doing here? | |
| [17:51] | [sighs] All right, Calvin, you were right. | |
| [17:53] | I couldn’t handle both jobs. | |
| [17:55] | I just didn’t want to admit it. | |
| [17:57] | So, I’m-a give up Tina-licious Cakes | |
| [17:59] | and come back to the shop. | |
| [18:01] | And I promise to be fully committed this time. | |
| [18:03] | Wait. | |
| [18:05] | You gonna give up after all that you put into your business? | |
| [18:08] | Well, when it was just you and the boys, | |
| [18:11] | baking brought me so much happiness, | |
| [18:12] | but with Tina-licious Cakes, there’s just too much pressure. | |
| [18:15] | Hmm. | |
| [18:17] | So, you just punking out? | |
| [18:19] | Who you calling a punk? | |
| [18:23] | Don’t make me go Compton up in here. | |
| [18:26] | Come on, Tina. Just admit that you’re afraid you’re gonna fail. | |
| [18:29] | I’m not afraid of anything. | |
| [18:31] | It’s just terrifying to think about that. | |
| [18:35] | [exhales] Look, | |
| [18:36] | Calvin, 50% of new businesses fail after five years. | |
| [18:40] | That’s true. | |
| [18:42] | But you helped launch this one, | |
| [18:44] | and look at us now. | |
| [18:46] | With your smarts and talent, | |
| [18:48] | any business that you focus on | |
| [18:51] | and put your all into is gonna be great. | |
| [18:53] | You really think so? | |
| [18:55] | I know so. | |
| [18:58] | You know what? I’ll hire a shop manager. | |
| [19:00] | And you just keep focusing on building your empire. | |
| [19:04] | And soon, one day, | |
| [19:06] | you can buy yourself that damn Birkin bag. | |
| [19:08] | [exhales][scoffs] | |
| [19:10] | Lord knows I’m not buying it.[laughs] | |
| [19:11] | [chuckles]Stop. | |
| [19:13] | I mean, you can get me a new bottle | |
| [19:14] | of Scotch, though.Oh, I’m not buying. | |
| [19:16] | [Tina and Calvin chuckle]Oh, my God. | |
| [19:18] | What have you done to my car?Uh, | |
| [19:20] | look, ma’am, I’m sorry. | |
| [19:22] | I didn’t get a chance to call you, | |
| [19:23] | but this is our mistake, and we’ll take care of it. | |
| [19:26] | A mistake? | |
| [19:27] | It’s like you put wheels on a rainbow! | |
| [19:30] | So, you like it? | |
| [19:32] | Wouldn’t you want to drive a rainbow? | |
| [19:35] | Okay. Uh, well, my pleasure. | |
| [19:38] | Yeah. | |
| [19:40] | I hate to say this. | |
| [19:43] | I might regret saying this. | |
| [19:46] | [imitates Calvin]: But I have to say this. | |
| [19:50] | You’re welcome.[chuckles] | |
| [19:58] | Hey, Tina? I got a surprise for you. | |
| [20:01] | I’m too tired to check under your hood tonight, Calvin.[chuckles] | |
| [20:05] | Look, I promise you’re gonna love it. | |
| [20:07] | Now, it’s no Birkin bag, | |
| [20:09] | but… | |
| [20:12] | TINA: [gasps] Oh! Oh! Oh, my God! | |
| [20:15] | A car with my face on it?! | |
| [20:19] | Oh! | |
| [20:22] | A Birkin could never! | |
| [20:24] | Oh! | |
| [20:26] | Thank you, Calvin. | |
| [20:27] | I just wanted to show you | |
| [20:29] | that I believe in you and your business. | |
| [20:31] | You are the sweetest. | |
| [20:33] | Now, why don’t you lock up | |
| [20:37] | so I can unwrap you. | |
| [20:41] | Mm. | |
| [20:44] | Uh, Joe? | |
| [20:47] | Time to get on up out of here, man. | |
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| [20:54] | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org |