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东邻西舍(The Neighborhood)第4季第12集台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

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[00:05] [rumbling]
[00:07] [car alarms blaring]DAVE: Earthquake!
[00:09] Earthquake, earthquake!
[00:11] Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Are you okay, baby?
[00:12] Uh, I think so.
[00:14] Okay. Oh.Where’s Dad?
[00:16] Earthquake! Earthquake!
[00:18] It’s an earthquake!
[00:21] Stay calm. Stay calm. Everything’s okay.
[00:23] [sirens blaring]I gathered all our essentials.
[00:25] I got a air mattress. Cell phones.
[00:26] I got my dream journal.
[00:28] You remembered your dream journal,
[00:30] but you forgot your pants?
[00:37] Oh, hey.
[00:39] Good morning, everybody.
[00:43] Are you, are you guys okay?
[00:45] Other than this coffee being a little bitter, we’re fine.
[00:51] Where’s Malcolm and Marty?
[00:52] They’re fine.
[00:54] They don’t get out of bed for anything under a 5.8.
[00:56] [scoffs]
[00:58] I can’t believe you guys are so calm about this.
[01:00] My heart is beating out of my chest.
[01:02] Girl, we grew up here.
[01:03] We ain’t new to this. We true to this.
[01:07] I mean, the only reason I got out of bed is
[01:08] to see which neighbor slept naked.
[01:11] And I was right, it was Dave. Yeah.
[01:14] All right, so, what do we do now?
[01:16] We pitch a tent so we don’t have to sleep inside tonight?
[01:18] Dave, I don’t think a guy that’s wearing a welcome mat
[01:21] for pants should be talking about pitching tents.
[01:27] ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪
[01:29] ♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
[01:35] Well, thanks so much for coming on such short notice, Jackie.
[01:38] I mean, these cracks look pretty nasty.
[01:41] For the owner of Tina-licious Cakes? No problem.
[01:43] I accept cash, credit and red velvet cupcakes.
[01:46] [laughing]
[01:47] Well, there’s not much to do.
[01:50] I mean, this house is rock-solid, you know?
[01:55] Well, technically, that’s not a part of the house.
[02:00] Well, I’m just hoping for a big enough aftershock
[02:01] So I can finally get my open concept kitchen.
[02:04] Ha. I wouldn’t bet on it.
[02:07] I mean, we rode out the big one in ’94
[02:09] with no problem.
[02:10] This house is like me.
[02:12] They just don’t build ’em like this anymore.
[02:14] You know?
[02:19] Calvin, the Lord has spoken,
[02:21] and He said it’s time to remodel.
[02:24] Even the Bible got a New Testament.
[02:26] Oh.
[02:28] So, which color would you like for our new walls?
[02:30] I like this one.
[02:32] Well, that’s the color it is now.
[02:34] Exactly.
[02:37] Come on, baby, let’s take this as an opportunity
[02:39] to just update some things.
[02:41] Okay, you know what? We’ll get an 85-inch TV.
[02:44] It’ll hide all the cracks.
[02:46] Nice try. No.
[02:51] Oh, hey, you two.
[02:52] Are my babies okay?
[02:54] Yeah, we’re all right.
[02:55] Our house did get a little bit of damage,
[02:57] but we’re not worried.
[02:58] We’re renters.
[03:01] Uh, speaking of,
[03:03] there is a-a hole in the wall
[03:05] that looks like somebody flew a drone into it,
[03:07] but it was definitely from the earthquake.
[03:10] Well, this is a pretty big job.
[03:12] Uh, you might want to check into a hotel.
[03:14] We’ll stay at our hotel.
[03:15] [scoffs] What do you mean, “your hotel?”
[03:17] The one next door.
[03:20] Oh, no.
[03:22] Oh, yes.
[03:24] I mean, the staff treats you like family,
[03:25] because they are family.
[03:28] And the place feels like yours, because it is yours.
[03:39] Hey, buddy. What do you got there?
[03:41] My clothes.
[03:43] Figured we’d ship everything else back to Michigan.
[03:45] I’d like to leave this afternoon.
[03:47] Wha…
[03:49] I thought you loved California.
[03:51] Well, that was before I knew it was a death trap.
[03:55] All right, buddy, come on. Sit down, look.
[03:59] We’re all gonna be fine.
[04:00] Okay?
[04:03] [whispers]: He’s not wrong.
[04:08] There is no need to worry, honey.
[04:10] We just have to be prepared,
[04:12] which is why I bought us this.
[04:14] Everything we need to prepare for another quake:
[04:17] protein bars, water pouches, a flashlight,
[04:20] even this adorable fire extinguisher
[04:23] that looks like our regular fire extinguisher’s baby.
[04:27] Fine. I’ll go unpack.
[04:30] And pray for baby fires.
[04:36] Wow, Grover’s really freaked out.
[04:39] Well, yeah, it makes sense.
[04:41] I mean, I could see how last night would be
[04:43] totally terrifying for a child.
[04:45] [rumbling]Aftershock!
[04:46] Uh-oh.
[04:48] That was the garbage truck, Dave.
[04:54] BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
[04:56] [laughs]Ah, man. [groans]
[04:58] Nah, you know what? Best out of 17.
[04:59] Oh, no way, man.
[05:01] No way. You lost.
[05:03] Mom and Dad are taking your room.
[05:04] What? No, hell nah, man.
[05:05] Let’s wrestle for it.What? Aah!
[05:07] [both grunting]
[05:09] [overlapping shouting]
[05:11] I’m-a drop you.
[05:13] I don’t know what you’re doing,
[05:14] but you’re too old to be doing it.
[05:16] Put him down.
[05:17] [chuckles]: Oh, uh… Hey.
[05:20] We-we were just wrestling over who gets to give you their room.
[05:23] And luckily, Malcolm won.
[05:25] Ah, what? No, man.
[05:26] I mean, uh… [chuckles] Yeah.
[05:28] All I do is win.Ow.
[05:30] Uh, Mom, Dad,
[05:33] make yourselves at home.
[05:34] Mi casa es quite literally su casa
[05:36] because we rent from you.
[05:38] Well, it’s freezing in here.
[05:40] Marty, what the hell happened to my thermostat?
[05:43] That’s a new system I put in.
[05:44] You can control the temperature from your phone.
[05:46] Fancy, right?
[05:47] Oh, very fancy.
[05:50] Now tell your phone I’m cold.
[05:51] And tell your brother I’m raising the rent.
[05:56] Oh, uh, Ma, you did not have to go shopping.
[05:58] We do have food.
[06:00] You have dino nuggets and soy sauce packets.
[06:04] And this bottle of ranch is old enough to have voted for Obama.
[06:11] I’m not gonna spend the next three weeks eating condiments.
[06:13] I’m about to smoke this chicken.
[06:16] Uh, Ma, it is 9:30 in the morning.
[06:18] Well, I’m also gonna make hash browns.
[06:29] Oh, okay. So, I guess
[06:30] that charge from Home Depot wasn’t fraudulent.
[06:34] You can’t put a price on preparedness.
[06:37] [chuckles]: Oh, apparently you can,
[06:38] and it’s $1,300.
[06:41] Well, you know, your little earthquake kit
[06:44] needed some help, so I got everything we would need
[06:46] in case of a flood, mudslide,
[06:47] and a biological weapons attack.
[06:51] What is that for?
[06:55] [chuckles] It’s for beekeeping, Grover.
[06:57] [whispers]: Methane leaks.All right.
[07:01] Don’t worry, honey. Your dad just went a little overboard.
[07:04] I don’t think he went overboard enough.
[07:06] An earthquake
[07:08] once made the Mississippi River flow backwards.
[07:15] Dave, you’ve got to tone it down.
[07:17] I know you’re freaked out, but…I am not freaked out.
[07:19] Okay.
[07:23] What is wrong with being prepared?
[07:25] Nothing. But you’re still returning
[07:27] the gas mask and the generator.
[07:31] Fine.
[07:35] Can’t return it
[07:37] if I can’t find the receipt.
[07:40] [garbage disposal whirs]
[07:44] CALVIN: Tina!
[07:45] Yeah, baby?
[07:47] I can see the construction dumpster
[07:48] from the window.
[07:49] Looks like half the house is in there.
[07:51] We never should have hired that contractor.
[07:53] Is it because she’s a woman?
[07:54] I don’t see gender, Tina.
[07:56] All I see is somebody ripping up my house.
[07:59] Hey. Hey, Pop, Pop, hold up.
[08:01] Is that my iPad?
[08:02] Oh, yeah. And by the way,
[08:04] some girl named “Jennifer Cheesecake Factory”
[08:06] sent you some pictures her mama would not be happy with.
[08:11] Don’t bring her home.
[08:17] [hammers pounding][drill whirring]
[08:18] What the hell is going on in here?
[08:21] They’re just doing repairs.
[08:23] This is what we talked about.
[08:25] No, we talked about paint.
[08:27] Last time I checked, you don’t need
[08:29] a sledgehammer to paint.
[08:31] Oh, hey, it’s the Butlers.
[08:33] Oh, good, you’re here.
[08:35] Just in time for me to fire you.
[08:37] Fire her? I thought we agreed
[08:41] to fix whatever needed to be fixed to make it safe.
[08:43] That wall is wobbly and exposed.
[08:46] Well, so is Miss Kim.
[08:48] You don’t see nobody trying to throw her in the dumpster.
[08:51] You know what? I’ll finish the repairs myself.
[08:53] I just need some sandpaper,
[08:55] a few screws and a…
[08:57] and a little Spackle.
[08:58] We’re missing a wall.
[09:03] Okay, a lot of Spackle.
[09:07] All right, uh, Jackie, why don’t you and the crew
[09:10] go home for the rest of the day, and I’ll have a talk with him.
[09:13] Come on, guys!
[09:15] Whoever said he’d fire us after three days,
[09:17] I owe you a beer.
[09:22] Calvin, you are being ridiculous.
[09:25] You’re so busy at the shop,
[09:26] these repairs will take you forever,
[09:28] and I’ll be moving back into this house in a wheelchair.
[09:31] Then I’ll be sure to add a ramp to my quote.
[09:34] Fine.
[09:36] If you think that you can do it better,
[09:37] then have at it.
[09:38] And have at it I will.
[09:40] I’ll have this house done in three days!
[09:47] Give or take a month.
[09:55] [laughs]
[09:57] Do svidaniya!Mm!
[09:59] Hey.
[10:01] Oh, I see you helped yourself
[10:03] to my bottle of Zetta wine. [chuckles]
[10:06] Cool.
[10:07] Shh! Shh!
[10:08] We’re watching 90 Day Fiancé.
[10:11] Uh, you know, I was hoping that I could watch the game.
[10:14] Oh, sorry, man. This is the reunion episode,
[10:17] and that’s when all the tea gets spilled.
[10:19] And I have had a day.
[10:22] Your father lost his damn mind and fired our contractor,
[10:25] so looks like we gonna be living here another six months.
[10:31] Did you say “six months”?
[10:33] [chuckles] Uh, Marty, can I speak to you
[10:36] in the kitchen, please, my brother?
[10:38] Oh, not now, man, Svetlana just threw
[10:39] her passport in Gabe’s face.
[10:41] [chuckles]
[10:47] Now, you listen to me. I cannot take this anymore.
[10:49] We have got to get Mom and Pop the hell out of here.
[10:52] You want to turn our parents out on the street?
[10:54] The people who gave us life? Who raised us?
[10:57] You don’t want Mama to leave
[10:58] because she is doing your laundry.
[11:00] Okay, man, she folded the fitted sheets,
[11:02] Oh, man.It’s basically witchcraft.
[11:04] Look, the only witchcraft she is working
[11:06] is making my dates disappear from this house.
[11:09] All right, I think you’re pretty good
[11:10] at making them disappear all on your own.
[11:12] Oh, please…You can’t blame Mommy for that, I’m just saying.
[11:13] [alarm sounding]
[11:20] [alarm stops]
[11:21] Earthquake.
[11:23] An earthquake is happening.
[11:25] What is going on?
[11:27] Gemma, you’re not wearing any shoes.
[11:29] [buzzer sounds]
[11:31] First earthquake drill demerit.
[11:33] Drill? We never agreed to a drill.
[11:36] Do you think Mother Nature sends a written invitation
[11:40] before she opens a sinkhole in your yard?
[11:42] A sinkhole?
[11:44] Yes, that’s right, Grover. A sinkhole.
[11:49] Now, everyone, find the safest exit.
[11:52] Uh, the front door?
[11:54] Rookie mistake.
[11:56] [buzzer sounds]
[12:00] What…
[12:02] You would have been crushed by all of this literature.
[12:07] Okay, this drill is over.
[12:09] Okay, fine. But…
[12:12] based on everyone’s performance, I can’t guarantee
[12:16] that we would all survive the next big one.
[12:19] Dad, you are a very loud whisperer.
[12:23] I’m sleeping in the yard.
[12:25] Uh– Very good, son.
[12:28] The back door is the safest egress.
[12:31] Just be careful of any fallen power lines.
[12:33] Dave, this has to stop. Grover is totally freaked out.
[12:37] Well, I’m doing this so he won’t be scared.
[12:39] So he won’t be scared or you won’t be scared?
[12:41] [alarm sounding]
[12:45] [alarm stops]
[12:47] Sorry, my, my finger slipped.
[12:51] Look, this is how I’m coping.
[12:54] Okay? If anything ever happened to you guys…
[12:56] I would never be able to forgive myself.
[12:58] Honey, I appreciate that.
[13:01] And of course we should be prepared,
[13:04] but you’ve got our son in the backyard
[13:06] rationing gummy bears like it’s the end of days.
[13:11] In retrospect, uh,
[13:14] maybe I did go a little overboard.
[13:17] You think?
[13:21] You need to go out there and let Grover know
[13:22] that everything’s gonna be okay.
[13:26] Oh, uh, don’t go to the bathroom.
[13:28] I may or may not have tried to simulate a water main break.
[13:33] TINA: Oh!
[13:35] Calvin, that better be you.
[13:37] ‘Cause if it’s not, whoever it is is getting this bat!
[13:40] It’s me. I-It’s me, baby.
[13:42] Baby, what are you doing in there?
[13:45] Well, right now, I’m just trying to remember the last time
[13:47] I had a tetanus shot.
[13:50] Well, I know it’s been too long. Get out of there.
[13:53] Look, bae, I just needed to make sure
[13:55] everything in the trash was trash.
[13:57] I didn’t agree to tear the whole house down.
[14:00] We’re not tearing the house down.
[14:02] We just had to change some things.
[14:05] Well, you know the saying, “Change is bad”?
[14:08] That’s not the saying.
[14:10] Well, it should be.
[14:13] This dumpster’s just filled with memories I don’t want to lose.
[14:16] Did you see this wall they tore out?
[14:19] It’s got the comic strip that Malcolm and Marty drew on.
[14:22] Remember we were so mad, but then, eventually,
[14:24] it grew on us?
[14:25] Yeah.
[14:26] That was pretty cute.
[14:28] All this stuff, babe, this is what makes our house a home.
[14:31] Baby, we are what makes a house a home.
[14:36] These memories are precious, but it’s time for new ones.
[14:39] The boys are grown, we have the money.
[14:42] And we’re in a new phase in our lives,
[14:43] and that phase includes dual showerheads.
[14:48] Two showerheads? Who needs that?
[14:50] The couple who showers together.
[14:56] Well, this could be an interesting new phase.
[14:59] [laughs]
[15:01] Calvin, we love this neighborhood.
[15:05] And we have the chance to turn this house
[15:07] into the dream home we always wanted.
[15:10] Yeah.
[15:12] It’s just hard letting it all go.
[15:15] You know, we don’t have to.
[15:17] All right? Why don’t we take this piece
[15:20] and have it framed?
[15:21] Good idea. See?
[15:23] Uh, b-babe, uh…
[15:24] Can we save this, too?
[15:27] It’s the first light switch I had to fix.
[15:29] Let it go.
[15:33] Fine.
[15:35] I’ll call Jackie in the morning and unfire her.
[15:38] I already did.
[15:39] Good, because God didn’t intend
[15:42] for three adult men to share one bathroom.
[15:48] Hey, buddy.
[15:50] I brought you some emergency hot cocoa.
[15:53] Speaking of hot,
[15:54] did you know that L.A. sits on the Ring of Fire?
[15:59] We are literally living on a volcano.
[16:04] They didn’t mention that on Zillow.
[16:07] Come on, buddy. [sighs]
[16:09] Sit down. Listen…
[16:13] I’m sorry I scared you.
[16:15] I went totally overboard with the earthquake prep.
[16:17] No, you didn’t. We need all that stuff.
[16:20] Are you aware that this area is prone to radon leaks?
[16:26] No, I did not know that.
[16:29] But no more Wikipedia for you before bed.
[16:34] But I get it.
[16:36] You know, feeling prepared makes me feel less afraid, too.
[16:39] I didn’t know you got scared.
[16:41] Oh, well, I hide it very well.
[16:45] Of course I do. Look, everybody does.
[16:47] But that doesn’t mean we should run away
[16:49] from the things that are scaring us.
[16:51] And besides, natural disasters happen everywhere,
[16:54] even Michigan.
[16:56] I know.
[16:59] Fun fact, in 1965, Michigan had 12 tornadoes.
[17:04] In one day.
[17:07] Well, I’m glad we moved.
[17:11] Look, the point is,
[17:13] Mom and I are never gonna let anything happen to you.
[17:17] You know, and we live in a neighborhood
[17:19] filled with people who have our backs,
[17:20] so no matter what happens,
[17:24] we’re gonna be okay.
[17:26] I do love it here.
[17:28] Malcolm and Marty promised they’d take me
[17:30] to the horse track.
[17:34] Well, that’s something we’ll talk about.
[17:40] [humming] Ma!
[17:43] What are you doing in here?
[17:45] Brushing my hair.
[17:49] There better be some hot water left.
[17:51] I need some privacy, people!
[17:55] Boy, ain’t nobody looking at you. Get on out of there.
[17:59] Ah.
[18:00] Have you gained some weight?
[18:04] No, Mother, I have not.
[18:08] I blame you and your smoked chickens. [laughs]
[18:11] [whimpers]
[18:12] Aw, bae.
[18:14] I’ll be glad when our renovations are done.
[18:17] These single showerheads, they’re just so old-school.
[18:24] Mama and Dad have got to go.
[18:28] Oh, was it the bathroom party
[18:29] that changed your mind?
[18:31] [muttering]
[18:33] Hey, boys. Ah…
[18:35] Well, since the contractor will be finished next week,
[18:37] we decided to treat ourselves
[18:39] and spend our last few days in a nice hotel.
[18:41] Oh, really? Well, oh, gosh,
[18:43] it’s been so lovely having y’all here.
[18:45] Yeah, yeah. I-I wish you guys
[18:47] could’ve stayed longer.
[18:48] It really just flew by.
[18:51] Not to me.
[18:55] Hello.
[18:59] Why are you wet?
[19:00] Funny story. [chuckles]
[19:04] Jimmy was laying a little conduit for the electrical…
[19:06] Water. Get to the water.
[19:08] Right.
[19:10] Uh, well, then we found some termite damage.
[19:12] And, it turns out, when we pulled out the wood,
[19:15] it was the only thing holding up your pipes.
[19:19] How much and how long?
[19:21] Six weeks, and I’ll email you the quote
[19:24] because I don’t want to say it to your face.
[19:25] [sighs]
[19:29] Lord of Light, what have we done to deserve this?
[19:32] Well, it ain’t no pleasure cruise for me, either.
[19:34] You think I like living with dude smell?
[19:37] Uh– Look,
[19:39] if y’all gonna be staying here for that long,
[19:41] then we need to set down some ground rules.Yeah.
[19:44] To make your stay much more comfortable.
[19:47] Where are you going, baby?
[19:49] I need a break. I’m-a go sit by the pool in my living room.
[19:58] ♪ I never met a girl who makes me feel ♪
[20:01] ♪ The way that you do ♪
[20:03] ♪ You’re all right ♪
[20:05] ♪ Whenever I’m asked who makes my dreams real ♪
[20:08] ♪ I say that you do ♪
[20:10] ♪ You’re out of sight ♪
[20:11] ♪ So, fee-fi ♪
[20:14] ♪ Fo-fum ♪
[20:16] ♪ Look out, baby, ’cause here I come ♪
[20:20] ♪ And I’m bringing you a love that’s true ♪
[20:23] ♪ So get ready, so get ready ♪
[20:27] ♪ I’m gonna try to make you love me, too ♪
[20:30] ♪ So get ready, so get ready ♪
[20:33] [music stops][rumbling]
[20:39] ♪ Get ready ’cause here I come
[20:41] ♪ I’m on my way ♪
[20:42] ♪ Get ready ’cause here I come ♪
[20:45] ♪ If you want to play hide-and-seek ♪
[20:48] ♪ With love, let me remind you ♪
[20:50] ♪ It’s all right ♪
[20:51] ♪ Of the loving you’re gonna miss ♪
[20:54] ♪ In the time it takes to find you. ♪
[20:59] Captioning sponsored by CBS
[21:03] and TOYOTA.
[21:06] Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
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