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[00:06] | All right, Pasadena Dodgers. | |
[00:08] | It’s our first game of the season. | |
[00:10] | All your hard work is about to pay off. | |
[00:12] | Yeah. Pay off. | |
[00:14] | And it is time to collect dividends. | |
[00:18] | And you are all too young to understand | |
[00:20] | the banking metaphors. | |
[00:23] | Is anybody else nervous that we don’t have our uniforms yet? | |
[00:26] | KIDS: Yeah.Hey, hey, hey, uh, uh, relax. | |
[00:28] | The team sponsor promised to bring them | |
[00:30] | before the season starts, all right? [laughs] | |
[00:33] | Man, that’s in, like, five minutes. [clears throat] | |
[00:36] | But, hey, in the meantime, let’s, um… | |
[00:38] | get on our feet, | |
[00:39] | let’s close our eyes | |
[00:40] | and do some deep breathing exercises. | |
[00:43] | Oh, yeah. Breathing. | |
[00:44] | Very Zen. | |
[00:46] | Now, breathe in. | |
[00:48] | One, two, three. | |
[00:50] | Breathe out. | |
[00:51] | One, two, three. | |
[00:53] | When I say “whoo,” | |
[00:54] | you say “sah.” | |
[00:56] | Whoo. | |
[00:58] | ALL: Sah. | |
[01:00] | Whoo. | |
[01:01] | ALL: Sah. | |
[01:02] | Uh, son, that’s “Wu-Tang.” | |
[01:05] | All right? | |
[01:07] | Know the classics. | |
[01:08] | [chuckles]: All right? | |
[01:10] | And speaking of something that’s also for the children, | |
[01:13] | check these out. | |
[01:14] | [chuckles]: Hey! | |
[01:16] | Oh, man. Those look like real Dodger uniforms | |
[01:19] | that got left in the dryer too long. | |
[01:20] | [chuckles]: Yeah. | |
[01:21] | You know what? And here’s the best part. | |
[01:24] | Bam! | |
[01:27] | Whoa. [chuckling] Look at that. | |
[01:30] | Very subtle, Pop. | |
[01:31] | Uh, was the Goodyear Blimp unavailable? | |
[01:33] | Well, it-it gets better. | |
[01:35] | Because, during night games, | |
[01:37] | my face gets highlighted. | |
[01:40] | It’s like Vegas. | |
[01:41] | But instead of Donny and Marie, | |
[01:43] | it’s me. | |
[01:45] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
[01:47] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. | |
[01:53] | Hey, it’s not too small, is it? | |
[01:58] | No, Pop. This is youth baseball, | |
[02:01] | but that is a major league banner. | |
[02:04] | So, what do you want me to do, Coach? | |
[02:07] | I can get the kids started | |
[02:08] | with some calisthenics and some wind sprints. | |
[02:11] | Maybe some shuttle runs. | |
[02:12] | Uh, no. No, see, that’s a little old-school, Pop. | |
[02:15] | Before we do any physical work, | |
[02:17] | we do visualization exercises. | |
[02:22] | See the ball. | |
[02:23] | Be the ball. | |
[02:24] | And… throw the ball. | |
[02:30] | Now… | |
[02:30] | catch the ball.[grunts] | |
[02:33] | See that, Dad? | |
[02:34] | I just jumped four feet and caught it off the wall. | |
[02:36] | Imaginary Gold Glove goes to you, buddy. | |
[02:42] | Since we’re imagining things, | |
[02:43] | I’m gonna imagine I just didn’t see that. What is… | |
[02:46] | Listen, I’m just trying | |
[02:48] | to take a more holistic approach to the game, man. | |
[02:50] | It’s important to train their minds and their bodies. | |
[02:54] | [laughs] Son, | |
[02:55] | Babe Ruth once ate 12 hot dogs before a game. | |
[02:58] | That man wasn’t worried about his mind or his body. | |
[03:01] | And he was a winner. | |
[03:03] | Well, there’s more to sports than winning, Pop. | |
[03:06] | What? Son, come on, now. | |
[03:08] | I taught you better than that. | |
[03:10] | My coaching got you all the way to the pros. | |
[03:13] | Let me see your lineup card. | |
[03:15] | [laughs] Cards are so old-school, man. | |
[03:18] | It’s an app now. | |
[03:19] | Give me the thing.Oh. | |
[03:21] | Okay, so you got A.J. at first base. | |
[03:24] | Wh-Which one is A.J.? | |
[03:25] | Oh. Right over there. | |
[03:26] | The one wearing his glove | |
[03:27] | as a hat. | |
[03:30] | Okay. | |
[03:31] | That’s not gonna work at all. | |
[03:34] | Whoa, whoa, hold up. What are you doing, Pop? | |
[03:36] | Call me old-fashioned, | |
[03:38] | but I’m putting in your best players. | |
[03:40] | And we may… | |
[03:41] | use an actual ball. | |
[03:44] | Hey, kid! Heads up! | |
[03:46] | [smack][kid groans] | |
[03:49] | Okay, let’s-let’s imagine that didn’t happen. | |
[03:56] | Cupcakes! | |
[03:57] | Get your cupcakes here! | |
[04:00] | Made with peanuts and Cracker Jacks! | |
[04:02] | And I do care if you ever come back! | |
[04:06] | Hey, uh, Mommy… [chuckles] | |
[04:08] | …would you, uh, hook your favorite son up | |
[04:10] | with one of those cupcakes? | |
[04:12] | Oh, well, these are free samples to drum up my business. | |
[04:15] | But for you, baby, | |
[04:17] | Mommy has a extra.[chuckling]: Oh. | |
[04:19] | That’s what I’m talking about.[chuckles] | |
[04:23] | Did your finger just slip | |
[04:25] | or did you just wipe off some of my frosting? | |
[04:27] | What? There’s too much frosting. | |
[04:31] | I worked hard to get my cake-to-frosting ratio perfect. | |
[04:35] | And youare not worthy to eat it. Gimme![stammers] | |
[04:37] | You’re not worthy!Please! [whimpering] | |
[04:39] | Cupcakes! | |
[04:41] | Get your perfectly frosted cupcakes here! | |
[04:45] | All right, come on, Noah! | |
[04:46] | You got this!MALCOLM: Come on. | |
[04:48] | See the ball, be the ball. | |
[04:49] | Just hit the ball. | |
[04:53] | [cheering, applause] | |
[04:54] | Whoa! | |
[04:55] | Oh, that’s out of here!All right! | |
[04:57] | That’s what I’m talking about! | |
[04:59] | Oh, man, Noah really crushed that thing, huh? | |
[05:01] | CALVIN: And whose idea | |
[05:03] | was it to have him bat cleanup? | |
[05:04] | Oh, I believe his face | |
[05:06] | is on the back of their uniforms. | |
[05:08] | Yeah, I guess you were right this time, Pop. | |
[05:11] | Oh. | |
[05:12] | Just like most of the great coach dads. | |
[05:14] | Think Venus and Serena’s father. | |
[05:15] | Tiger Woods’ daddy. | |
[05:17] | LaVar Ball. | |
[05:18] | Okay, the jury’s still out on that one. | |
[05:21] | But, better yet, your father. | |
[05:23] | Lucky you. | |
[05:28] | Nice win today, buddy. | |
[05:30] | You know, you guys played like real big leaguers out there. | |
[05:33] | I mean, I guess. | |
[05:34] | But I’d feel more like a big leaguer | |
[05:36] | if you’d let me walk to the park by myself. | |
[05:38] | Even A.J.’s parents | |
[05:39] | let him go on his own, | |
[05:40] | and he still has… | |
[05:42] | “accidents.” | |
[05:44] | You really want to walk to the park by yourself? | |
[05:46] | Because, you know… | |
[05:49] | I cherish those walks. | |
[05:52] | Well, um, what your dad means is w… | |
[05:54] | uh, we’ll talk about it. Okay? | |
[05:56] | Why don’t you go up and change? | |
[05:58] | Okay. | |
[06:01] | That’s our baby. | |
[06:03] | I know. | |
[06:05] | That said, | |
[06:06] | I’m totally fine letting him walk by himself. | |
[06:08] | You know, but if you’re not, I get it. | |
[06:11] | Oh, I-I’m… [sputters] I’m ready. | |
[06:13] | I just don’t want to rush you. | |
[06:15] | Oh, no, I’m already there. | |
[06:17] | I’m totally cool letting him walk five long blocks | |
[06:20] | through the streets of Pasadena all by himself. | |
[06:24] | Yeah. Me, too. | |
[06:26] | I don’t even care if there’s a 30% chance | |
[06:29] | of rain.Oh. | |
[06:30] | Cool. | |
[06:32] | Cool. | |
[06:34] | Cool.Cool. Cool. | |
[06:36] | You know, I hate to say it, man, but… | |
[06:39] | that kid can’t catch or hit. | |
[06:42] | Or high-five. | |
[06:45] | Look, if we’re planning on winning, | |
[06:46] | we’re gonna have to make some changes, | |
[06:48] | starting with getting A.J. to switch to soccer. | |
[06:53] | Everybody plays these days, Pop. | |
[06:55] | And they should, because they are here to have fun. | |
[06:58] | But… thank you for your help. | |
[07:01] | So, what you’re saying is “no thanks.” | |
[07:04] | Maybe you forgot | |
[07:06] | who got you the win last time. | |
[07:08] | It– | |
[07:09] | Maybe we should visualize it. | |
[07:13] | I visualize a great man. | |
[07:15] | A wise and all-knowing coach | |
[07:19] | with a hardheaded son. | |
[07:21] | Oh, uh… | |
[07:24] | Oh, I– Wait, I-I… I’m not seeing any of that. | |
[07:29] | Yeah?Now, I hate to break it to you, | |
[07:31] | but you are not the coach of this team. | |
[07:33] | All right, everybody line up for some pregame yoga. | |
[07:36] | [whistle blows] | |
[07:38] | What are you g– hell no. | |
[07:39] | I got my own yoga. It’s called running laps until you puke. | |
[07:43] | [whistle blows]Let’s go. | |
[07:45] | What? Everybody stop! | |
[07:46] | [whistle blows] | |
[07:48] | Tree pose. | |
[07:52] | Uh, trees don’t play baseball, Malcolm. | |
[07:56] | [whistle blows]Go! Get it! | |
[07:58] | Let’s run!Wait a minute, stop! | |
[07:59] | [whistle blowing] | |
[08:01] | Stop… Stop.Keep going. Run it off. | |
[08:05] | Triple Play here, get your Triple Play. | |
[08:09] | Everything you love about baseball, now in cupcake form. | |
[08:14] | I’ll try one of those. | |
[08:16] | Oh, sure. Here you go. | |
[08:24] | Doesn’t anybody respect cupcakes anymore? | |
[08:27] | It’s got too much frosting. | |
[08:29] | No offense, sir, but you have frosting for brains. | |
[08:32] | Give it back. | |
[08:33] | Seriously?Yeah. Seriously. | |
[08:35] | You’re not deserving of my cupcake. | |
[08:37] | Come on. | |
[08:38] | Okay. [stammers] | |
[08:40] | Sorry about that, Alejandro. | |
[08:42] | Let me just talk to my friend for a minute. | |
[08:44] | Take your time. I’m going to the snack bar, | |
[08:46] | where they’re not as judgy. | |
[08:49] | Tina. | |
[08:50] | Do you know who that was? | |
[08:52] | Yeah, A.J.’s no-taste-having daddy. | |
[08:54] | Yeah, but he’s also a food critic | |
[08:56] | with a huge Instagram following. | |
[08:58] | How huge? | |
[09:00] | He got a Wienerschnitzel kicked out of his neighborhood. | |
[09:04] | So it won’t be good if he writes | |
[09:06] | a bad review of your cupcakes. | |
[09:08] | [sighs] Well, ain’t that some schnitzel? | |
[09:16] | You’re out! | |
[09:17] | I know. Now I’m also deaf. | |
[09:22] | I love you unconditionally, son. | |
[09:26] | Grover was a mile behind that pitch, man. | |
[09:29] | You know what? Uh, Ump, time. | |
[09:30] | Come here.Whoa, whoa, hey. | |
[09:32] | What are you doing, Pa? | |
[09:33] | I’m making the hard decisions you won’t. | |
[09:36] | Noah, you’re pinch-hitting. | |
[09:37] | Ben, to the bench. | |
[09:42] | I love you unconditionally, too, Ben. | |
[09:45] | Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
[09:46] | T-This is my team. | |
[09:47] | What I say goes. | |
[09:49] | Well, I’m gonna take over | |
[09:50] | before you steer this team into a ditch. | |
[09:53] | All right, look, Pop, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave. | |
[09:56] | You’re kicking me out? | |
[09:58] | Yes, I am. Baseball has changed, old-timer. | |
[10:01] | Oh, is that a fact? Do they still do this? | |
[10:05] | Huh? | |
[10:08] | No, Pop. [chuckles] | |
[10:10] | It’s more like this. | |
[10:12] | [inhales, exhales]Mm. | |
[10:14] | [grunts]Oh! | |
[10:16] | So you gonna do it like that?Yeah, I’m-a do it like that. | |
[10:18] | [indistinct yelling] | |
[10:21] | [“Take Me Out to the Ball Game” playing] | |
[10:23] | [whistles blowing] | |
[10:31] | [indistinct yelling]You know what, that’s it. | |
[10:32] | Get out of here, Pop. I’ve got a game to coach. | |
[10:34] | You know what? You want me to fall back, I will. | |
[10:38] | See the loss, be the loss. | |
[10:41] | Oh-ho, you know what? That is it, Pop. | |
[10:43] | Let me put this in a language you can understand. | |
[10:46] | You are out of here! | |
[10:50] | Okay, all right, uh, guys, | |
[10:52] | I-I know you’re working through something right now, | |
[10:54] | but technically, I think the umpire | |
[10:55] | is the only one who can toss somebody from a game. | |
[10:58] | Don’t look at me, man. I’m only doing this | |
[10:59] | for community service. | |
[11:02] | Fine, Malcolm. | |
[11:04] | You want me to go, then I’ll go. | |
[11:06] | Ok– All right. Guys, baseball | |
[11:09] | is supposed to bring fathers and sons together. | |
[11:12] | Um, Dad? | |
[11:13] | Grover, not now. | |
[11:16] | Now, please, let’s just talk about this. | |
[11:19] | No. You know what? Enough talk. | |
[11:21] | You got players out here being trees | |
[11:23] | and woosah-ing and drinking wheatgrass shots. | |
[11:27] | Well, when you come to your senses, | |
[11:29] | you know where to find me. | |
[11:30] | The winner’s circle, baby. | |
[11:33] | Oh, and one last thing. | |
[11:35] | [whistle blows] | |
[11:39] | Well, what do you mean I can’t cancel my oven delivery? | |
[11:43] | Okay, fine. I take my “good afternoon” | |
[11:47] | and “I hope your day is going well” back. | |
[11:52] | [mutters][groans] | |
[11:53] | I see you’re having one of those kind of days, too. | |
[11:55] | Ugh, man, | |
[11:56] | I pissed off a food critic. | |
[11:58] | I don’t even want to talk about it. | |
[11:59] | What’s going on with you? | |
[12:01] | Your disrespectful son kicked me out the game. | |
[12:04] | What did you do? | |
[12:07] | Absolutely nothing. | |
[12:09] | All I tried to do was share my wisdom. | |
[12:13] | Oh, boy. | |
[12:16] | Wait a minute. | |
[12:18] | Are you taking his side? | |
[12:19] | [sighs] | |
[12:20] | Calvin, what’s going on? | |
[12:22] | Look, I just thought | |
[12:24] | it was gonna be the way it used to be. | |
[12:26] | Uh– Baseball was always our thing, | |
[12:28] | and– but now, it seems like he doesn’t need me. | |
[12:32] | Baby, you are a great father, | |
[12:34] | which also means knowing you’ve done your job. | |
[12:38] | Yeah, I guess. | |
[12:39] | And the beauty is, knowing that all of their accomplishments | |
[12:43] | come right back to us because we raised them. | |
[12:46] | Boom. | |
[12:47] | [laughs] | |
[12:48] | Okay. I guess, when you put it that way, I’ll back off. | |
[12:52] | All right.But for the record, backing off | |
[12:55] | is not how you get Will Smith to play you in a movie. | |
[13:01] | Thanks for finally letting me walk to the park by myself. | |
[13:04] | Oh, yeah, you’re welcome, buddy. | |
[13:06] | Hey, your mom went to go get snacks before the game, | |
[13:07] | but we’ll both meet you at the park. | |
[13:09] | Cool. | |
[13:10] | Wait, which way is the park again? | |
[13:14] | I’m kidding. I’m kidding. | |
[13:15] | [chuckles] Okay. | |
[13:17] | Bye, Dad.All right, buddy, have a good time. | |
[13:18] | We’ll see you at the game. Bye, Grover. | |
[13:28] | Hey, uh, Marty, can you come over and bring your drone? | |
[13:32] | Of course you have a drone. | |
[13:34] | Your bumper sticker says “E.T. Drone Home.” | |
[13:51] | DAVE: Okay, all right. There’s Grover. | |
[13:53] | He’s fine. See– I was worried for nothing. | |
[13:56] | No, man, I told you this was a safe neighborhood. | |
[13:59] | Hold on. | |
[14:00] | Is there someone following him? | |
[14:02] | There’s definitely someone following him. | |
[14:05] | What kind of sicko follows a kid? | |
[14:08] | Give me those controls. Give me that.Wait, you are not certified! | |
[14:13] | What the…? | |
[14:15] | Some sicko with a drone is following Grover. | |
[14:19] | Wait a second. | |
[14:20] | That creep is Gemma. | |
[14:23] | Gemma? What’s she doing out there? | |
[14:25] | Well, she is lying to me about getting snacks. | |
[14:31] | DAVE: Uh, Gemma, I know what you’re doing, | |
[14:33] | because this thing is HD and I don’t see any snacks. | |
[14:37] | Dave, why are you in a drone? | |
[14:40] | Because I was worried that Grover | |
[14:42] | would be followed by some weirdo. | |
[14:43] | Apparently, that weirdo is you. | |
[14:47] | Oh, hi, Melody. | |
[14:49] | Just talking to Dave in a drone. | |
[14:52] | So you’re stalking our son now? | |
[14:54] | Totally not cool. | |
[14:56] | Wh– Oh, yeah? Oh, I guess | |
[14:57] | neither one of us are as cool | |
[14:59] | as we thought we were. | |
[15:00] | Mom? | |
[15:02] | Dad? | |
[15:04] | Now, this is real uncool. | |
[15:07] | Yeah, we’ve already established that. | |
[15:21] | Hi, Mr. Gomez. | |
[15:23] | Um, yeah, I-I know who you are. | |
[15:25] | So before you write something nasty about my cupcakes… | |
[15:29] | L-Let me stop you right there. | |
[15:30] | I already wrote my review. I just posted it. | |
[15:33] | Really? | |
[15:34] | I mean, how could you even sleep at night | |
[15:37] | knowing that you’re killing a Black-owned business? | |
[15:39] | I-I’m not even a mom-and-pop shop. | |
[15:41] | I’m just a mom shop trying to… | |
[15:44] | “Local Baker Hits Grand Slam.” | |
[15:48] | Oh, so I don’t have to cuss you out? | |
[15:51] | Please don’t. | |
[15:52] | Gemma gave me another cupcake and I loved it. | |
[15:54] | With all the frosting, just as the artist intended. | |
[15:58] | Well, okay, then. | |
[16:00] | [laughs] Oh, I’m sorry I went off earlier | |
[16:03] | I’m passionate about food.Oh… | |
[16:05] | I need to learn to keep my opinions to myself. | |
[16:08] | [laughs] Apology accepted. | |
[16:10] | All right, all right. | |
[16:13] | Is that mayonnaise on your french fries? | |
[16:17] | Are you out of your mind? | |
[16:23] | Baby, I know it’s hard for you to just sit here and watch, | |
[16:26] | but you’re doing a great job at letting Malcolm do his thing. | |
[16:29] | You were right, babe. | |
[16:31] | You know, I need to let go.Yeah. | |
[16:33] | And not notice that Ben | |
[16:35] | is shooting a TikTok video in the outfield. | |
[16:39] | Look, Grover’s coming to bat with the bases loaded. | |
[16:43] | Be the hero I know you are! | |
[16:45] | Oh, Lord, please. | |
[16:49] | P-Please shine your light upon Grover | |
[16:52] | and bestow upon him hand-eye coordination. | |
[16:57] | Amen. | |
[17:00] | Amen. Nice save. | |
[17:04] | [applause]Let’s go. | |
[17:06] | Come on, G-Man. Just wait for your pitch. | |
[17:11] | Strike two. Full count. | |
[17:14] | That’s all right, that’s all right. | |
[17:16] | G-Man, step out of the box. | |
[17:19] | Hey. | |
[17:28] | Are you sure? | |
[17:29] | I don’t want to be the reason we lose to them again. | |
[17:31] | Trust me. | |
[17:33] | ♪ | |
[17:58] | ♪ | |
[18:15] | ♪ | |
[18:21] | [cheering, applauding] | |
[18:37] | TINA: Oh, man. | |
[18:39] | I knew my baby could do it.Aww. | |
[18:41] | Oh… | |
[18:42] | I should’ve never doubted you, man. | |
[18:44] | Hey, this is my son, everybody. | |
[18:46] | And he’s got his own ideas. | |
[18:48] | [laughs]Well, uh, | |
[18:49] | actually, Pop, it was you that inspired me | |
[18:52] | to call for a bunt. | |
[18:53] | Uh, back in the day, you always had me bunt | |
[18:55] | when I was in a slump, so…Mm. | |
[18:56] | It’s a little old-school, but it works. Yeah. | |
[19:00] | I guess all that imaginary bunting practice paid off. | |
[19:03] | Yeah, it did. | |
[19:04] | Imaginary Gatorade bath! | |
[19:07] | [laughter] | |
[19:08] | Well, thank God it worked, | |
[19:10] | or you would’ve never heard the end of it from Dad. | |
[19:11] | No, Inever would have heard the end of it. | |
[19:14] | Well, I guess I could learn something | |
[19:16] | from this new-school stuff. | |
[19:18] | Well, and I can use some old-school coaching tips. | |
[19:22] | Why don’t you come by next practice? | |
[19:24] | Oh, you know what, son? I’ll come by, but you got this. | |
[19:28] | This is your win, you’re the coach. | |
[19:30] | Hey, I’m the one who actually won the game. | |
[19:34] | And I never doubted you. | |
[19:37] | Even though some of these haters did. | |
[19:41] | Oh, yeah, I heard you. | |
[19:43] | Well, uh, you know, hey, guys, | |
[19:45] | uh, to celebrate, why don’t we all go out for pizza? | |
[19:49] | [laughter]Aww. Hey, that’s what I’m talking about. | |
[19:52] | Hey, old-school rules.Yeah. | |
[19:53] | Coach pays. | |
[19:54] | GEMMA: Oh![indistinct chatter] | |
[20:03] | Not cool. You can’t carjack your own dad, Grover. | |
[20:08] | I can and I did. | |
[20:12] | Hey, guys. | |
[20:13] | Oh, hey, honey. | |
[20:15] | So, Grover…[sighs] | |
[20:18] | Sorry we didn’t trust you to walk to the park alone today. | |
[20:21] | It’s okay, Mom. I knew letting go | |
[20:22] | was gonna be a process for you guys. | |
[20:26] | [Gemma chuckles] | |
[20:27] | We’re really proud of you. | |
[20:29] | So we decided you are ready for this. | |
[20:36] | [gasps] A phone? Thanks! | |
[20:40] | Best day ever. You guys are the coolest. | |
[20:42] | I’m gonna go text A.J. | |
[20:45] | You hear that? | |
[20:47] | He said we are the coolest.Ooh. | |
[20:50] | [chuckles] | |
[20:51] | What’s cool is with that phone, we can track his every move. | |
[20:56] | You know it. |