| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:06] | [whistle blows on TV] | |
| [00:08] | Come on, man! Air ball? | |
| [00:10] | At this point, I might as well try out for the Lakers. | |
| [00:15] | Uh, Pop, didn’t you hurt your back | |
| [00:17] | brushing your teeth the other day? | |
| [00:19] | That’s because our sink is too low. | |
| [00:22] | And, Tina, stop telling my business. | |
| [00:24] | And you, keep my back out your mouth. | |
| [00:27] | [phone chimes] | |
| [00:29] | [groans] | |
| [00:31] | Oh, damn. | |
| [00:33] | Text from my brother, Curtis. | |
| [00:35] | Said he’s coming to visit. | |
| [00:36] | Oh, nice. He hasn’t been here for a couple of years. | |
| [00:38] | It’ll be good to see him. | |
| [00:40] | I don’t know, whenever he shows up, | |
| [00:41] | he always wants something. | |
| [00:43] | We know it ain’t money. | |
| [00:45] | Well, it better not be a kidney. | |
| [00:48] | Baby, with that $100 million lottery jackpot he got, | |
| [00:50] | he can buy all the kidneys he wants. | |
| [00:52] | Wait, wait, I thought he was with Mama Marilyn | |
| [00:55] | on a luxury cruise around the world? | |
| [00:57] | Uh, whatever, man. | |
| [00:59] | If I had won the Super Powerball, | |
| [01:01] | I’d have bought Mama her own cruise ship. | |
| [01:04] | Well, if Uncle Curtis is coming, | |
| [01:06] | I need to update my Amazon Wish List. | |
| [01:08] | Oh, me, too– put me down for two jet skis. | |
| [01:10] | One for me and one to rent. | |
| [01:11] | See, that’s called passive income. | |
| [01:14] | Guys, he’s your uncle, not Black Santa. | |
| [01:19] | But if he wants to buy us one of those | |
| [01:21] | Sleep Number beds, I would not be mad at him. | |
| [01:23] | Well, I am mad at him. | |
| [01:25] | Always flaunting that money around | |
| [01:27] | like an NBA rookie on All-Star weekend. | |
| [01:30] | Sounds like somebody’s jealous.[laughs] | |
| [01:34] | I didn’t say it was you. | |
| [01:36] | Well, good, because I’m not. | |
| [01:38] | I got everything I need. | |
| [01:40] | I got a beautiful wife, adequate kids. | |
| [01:44] | [doorbell rings]Oh, I’ll get it. | |
| [01:46] | You know what, I’m just gonna text Curtis | |
| [01:48] | and tell him we out of town. | |
| [01:49] | I just don’t want to hear the noise. | |
| [01:51] | I don’t want to hear all that yackety-yack… | |
| [01:54] | Uh… what’s all this? | |
| [01:56] | Here’s… Curtis! | |
| [01:59] | [cheering, clamoring] | |
| [02:05] | Yeah! Yeah! | |
| [02:07] | Boy, you always knew how to make an entrance. | |
| [02:11] | I mean, at least this time you didn’t blow money | |
| [02:13] | by bringing a gospel choir and pole dancers. | |
| [02:16] | [laughs] No, dawg. | |
| [02:17] | Of course not. | |
| [02:19] | Ix-nay on the pole ancers-day. | |
| [02:22] | Ix-nay. | |
| [02:26] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
| [02:28] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. | |
| [02:34] | [laughing] | |
| [02:36] | So the hostess says there’s a 30-minute wait, | |
| [02:39] | and Mama’s getting hangry, so I bought the place. | |
| [02:42] | Now I own a Applebee’s. | |
| [02:44] | I mean, what other choice did I have? | |
| [02:48] | I don’t know, you could’ve waited at the bar | |
| [02:50] | and ordered Riblets like regular people? | |
| [02:53] | I can’t believe you left Mama Marilyn on a cruise ship. | |
| [02:57] | Oh, she’s fine. I left her at the blackjack table | |
| [02:59] | with a gang of chips, a Pepsi, and a bucket of shrimps. | |
| [03:05] | Okay, well, maybe I should call her and let her know | |
| [03:07] | you’re no longer in the bathroom. | |
| [03:11] | Well, you know, it’s so good to finally meet | |
| [03:13] | Calvin’s little brother. | |
| [03:14] | Ah, yeah, I got to tell you, when we saw six Escalades | |
| [03:17] | pull up on the street, I thought it was the president. | |
| [03:21] | Not yet, but I’m putting together a team. | |
| [03:24] | Oh, hasn’t this country been through enough? | |
| [03:28] | I don’t know. | |
| [03:30] | Those are some pretty sweet rides out front. | |
| [03:32] | Yeah, man, I would love to take | |
| [03:33] | one of those out for a spin. | |
| [03:35] | Finally, my Oprah moment! You get | |
| [03:38] | a car and you get a car! | |
| [03:39] | Oh, my–Yeah! | |
| [03:40] | Hey, don’t get too attached– they’re rentals. | |
| [03:45] | Anybody else need a car? | |
| [03:47] | Or a Applebee’s? | |
| [03:49] | Well, you know, to be honest, | |
| [03:51] | we could use one of those SUVs tomorrow. | |
| [03:53] | We’re taking a ton of stuff to the Goodwill. | |
| [03:54] | Oh, yeah, we moved here with so much stuff, | |
| [03:56] | and we never really organized. | |
| [03:58] | So we want to get it done while Grover’s away at camp. | |
| [04:00] | Yeah, and if we don’t do it now, we’re gonna | |
| [04:01] | have to rent a storage unit. | |
| [04:02] | Oh, well, we wouldn’t have to | |
| [04:04] | if someone didn’t insist on keeping | |
| [04:06] | every T-shirt from every 5K he’s ever run. | |
| [04:10] | Well, I don’t know what to tell you, Gemma. | |
| [04:12] | They all spark joy. | |
| [04:13] | Dave, they can’t all spark joy. | |
| [04:15] | Well–That’s ridiculous. | |
| [04:17] | [door closes] | |
| [04:18] | White people have the strangest fights. | |
| [04:23] | These are real smooth, man. | |
| [04:25] | Should be. | |
| [04:26] | I knew a guy that knew a guy that knew Castro. | |
| [04:28] | But if anybody asks, | |
| [04:30] | they’re Honduran. | |
| [04:32] | [chuckles] | |
| [04:34] | Yeah, man, we’ve come a long way, huh? | |
| [04:37] | Remember Mama and Daddy | |
| [04:39] | had to put everything on layaway? | |
| [04:41] | I remember my first Big Wheel. | |
| [04:43] | By the time I got it, I was too big for it. | |
| [04:45] | Yeah, we had to grease you up pretty good | |
| [04:48] | to get you in and out of that thing, remember? | |
| [04:51] | [laughs] Man. | |
| [04:53] | I’m so glad those days are behind us. | |
| [04:56] | Now I got a guy for everything. | |
| [04:58] | If I want something, I get it. | |
| [05:01] | Well, it’s not that easy for me. | |
| [05:04] | I’ve been saving up money to get Tina | |
| [05:06] | this Birkin bag for our 35th anniversary. | |
| [05:09] | It’s not for another three years, but by that time, | |
| [05:11] | I should have the money, you know? | |
| [05:13] | I hear those bags ain’t cheap. | |
| [05:14] | Oh, no. | |
| [05:16] | A bag that expensive should come with its own shoulder. | |
| [05:19] | [laughs] | |
| [05:20] | Nah. Tina’s worth it. | |
| [05:23] | You got a really good one there, Cee. | |
| [05:25] | Yeah, thank you, man. | |
| [05:27] | I mean, you got you a good woman, too. | |
| [05:28] | You-you and Raquel, y’all coming up on, like, a year now, huh? | |
| [05:32] | How’s she? | |
| [05:33] | She left me. | |
| [05:35] | Classic story. | |
| [05:38] | I bought her some parasailing classes. | |
| [05:40] | She flies off with the instructor. | |
| [05:45] | That’s the real reason why I came. | |
| [05:47] | I needed my big brother’s support. | |
| [05:49] | Man, I’m sorry to hear that, little bro. | |
| [05:51] | I thought she was happy. | |
| [05:53] | I bought her everything. | |
| [05:55] | I even got her mother a new hip, | |
| [05:57] | so she could Tootsie Roll again. | |
| [05:59] | [laughs] | |
| [06:01] | Well, you know what? That’s Raquel’s loss. | |
| [06:03] | And her Tootsie Rollin’ mama. | |
| [06:04] | [both laugh] | |
| [06:06] | I got you, little brother. | |
| [06:08] | Yeah.Thank you, C-Boogie. | |
| [06:11] | [coughing] | |
| [06:13] | You okay? | |
| [06:15] | Cigar too strong? | |
| [06:16] | No, it just reminds me of Raquel. | |
| [06:19] | Packed, stacked, | |
| [06:21] | and bad for me. | |
| [06:26] | Aw, the slow cooker we got | |
| [06:28] | for our wedding that we never used. | |
| [06:30] | Obvious toss, right? | |
| [06:32] | Well, I don’t know. | |
| [06:34] | What if I need to make a stew? | |
| [06:36] | Have you ever made a stew? | |
| [06:37] | Well, no, but I haven’t needed to. | |
| [06:40] | Oh. | |
| [06:41] | [knocking]Oh. | |
| [06:45] | Oh, hey, Curtis.Hi. | |
| [06:47] | Hello, Calvin’s friends. | |
| [06:50] | You said you needed to be organized, | |
| [06:52] | so I hired Tyler. | |
| [06:54] | He’s a stuff organizer. | |
| [06:58] | I prefer “domestic efficiency expert.” | |
| [07:00] | Yeah, I can’t remember all that– I’m just gonna call you | |
| [07:03] | a “stuff organizer.” | |
| [07:06] | You’re Tyler. | |
| [07:07] | From Tyler Tidies Up. | |
| [07:09] | I watch your show… when I should be cleaning. | |
| [07:12] | Wow, thank you, Curtis. | |
| [07:14] | Hey, what can I say? | |
| [07:16] | I make dreams come true. | |
| [07:18] | Later, kitty cats. | |
| [07:20] | Oh, meow! | |
| [07:23] | Hey, uh… | |
| [07:24] | didn’t you help organize Harry and Meghan’s new house? | |
| [07:27] | Yes, and, uh, not to dish, | |
| [07:29] | but they are total hoarders. | |
| [07:32] | I mean, how many photographs of the queen do you need? | |
| [07:34] | Oh, no. | |
| [07:36] | These can’t possibly be raver jeans. | |
| [07:39] | I’m telling you right now, I’m tossing your glowsticks. | |
| [07:41] | [scoffs] See what I’m dealing with here? | |
| [07:44] | Okay, all right, I am not quite sure | |
| [07:46] | how these made it into the junk pile. | |
| [07:48] | I wore these to my very first Sugar Ray concert. | |
| [07:52] | Look, I know parting | |
| [07:53] | with belongings can be stressful. | |
| [07:55] | But I’ve got just one question for you. | |
| [07:58] | Do you like clutter? | |
| [08:02] | No? No. | |
| [08:04] | Of course not, so I’ll go through every inch | |
| [08:07] | of your home and decide where everything belongs. | |
| [08:10] | Oh, my gosh, this is just like being on your show. | |
| [08:12] | Okay, how can we help? | |
| [08:14] | You can’t. Leave, and let Tyler– | |
| [08:16] | [British accent]:Tidy up! | |
| [08:17] | [clears her throat] | |
| [08:19] | Sorry, that’s your line. | |
| [08:22] | No, no, I get it, you’re excited. | |
| [08:24] | But don’t do it again. | |
| [08:28] | Ooh, okay, okay. | |
| [08:31] | Curtis hooked you boys up. | |
| [08:32] | Oh, big time, Mama. | |
| [08:34] | Drake was rocking these babies in his last video. | |
| [08:36] | Oh, mm-hmm. | |
| [08:38] | Okay, do I look debonair? | |
| [08:39] | No… don’t answer that. | |
| [08:41] | I feel debonair. | |
| [08:42] | And that is all that matters. | |
| [08:45] | [both laughing] | |
| [08:47] | Yes. Yo! | |
| [08:49] | I bet you thought you’d never helicopter to Tijuana for tacos. | |
| [08:53] | It was worth pissing off that border patrol. | |
| [08:55] | Oh, that serrano ceviche | |
| [08:58] | was muy caliente. | |
| [09:01] | Hey, nephews. | |
| [09:04] | I got you a little something. | |
| [09:05] | Aw, Uncle Curtis. | |
| [09:06] | You got to stop buying us stuff, man. | |
| [09:08] | So y’all don’t want these Rolexes? | |
| [09:09] | No, I mean after this. | |
| [09:11] | No, no, after this, after this. | |
| [09:14] | Baby, I thought you said you hated it | |
| [09:15] | when Curtis throws his money around. | |
| [09:17] | Well, I do, babe, but… | |
| [09:19] | he’s going through a real bad breakup, so…Oh. | |
| [09:22] | …if buying things for people makes him happy, | |
| [09:24] | who am I to judge? | |
| [09:27] | [doorbell rings] | |
| [09:28] | Oh, I’ll get it. | |
| [09:30] | Oh, by the way… | |
| [09:32] | I got you something. | |
| [09:34] | Oh. | |
| [09:41] | Whoa, whoa, whoa! | |
| [09:46] | No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| [09:48] | No, no, no! | |
| [09:50] | Oh, somebody pinch me! | |
| [09:53] | A Hermes Birkin bag?! | |
| [09:55] | I-I’ve been wanting one of these for years! | |
| [09:58] | Seven years to be exact. | |
| [10:00] | What? How did you know? | |
| [10:02] | Baby, you told him, didn’t you? | |
| [10:04] | I sure did. | |
| [10:06] | Oh, thank you so much!Look! | |
| [10:09] | Look! Look, look at my… [grunts] | |
| [10:11] | Look at my bag! | |
| [10:13] | No need to say anything. | |
| [10:15] | That look on your face is thanks enough. | |
| [10:30] | Look at her. | |
| [10:32] | She’s so smooth and sexy. | |
| [10:34] | Just like me. | |
| [10:38] | I’m gonna call her Burkina. | |
| [10:41] | You know, I-I’m gonna need a special place in my closet. | |
| [10:44] | Boys, come help me clean out my closet. | |
| [10:46] | And part of your dad’s, too. | |
| [10:49] | [vocalizing] | |
| [10:54] | Curtis. | |
| [10:56] | Let me stop you right there. | |
| [10:58] | You’re welcome. | |
| [11:01] | I’m “welcome”? | |
| [11:03] | You just made me look like a chump in front of my wife. | |
| [11:06] | What did I do? I just bought Tina | |
| [11:08] | a bag she wanted. I did you a favor. | |
| [11:10] | I didn’t need a favor, all right? | |
| [11:12] | I was gonna buy that bag myself. | |
| [11:14] | Yeah, but not for another three years. | |
| [11:16] | I saved you all that time and money. | |
| [11:18] | Did you see the happy look she gave me? | |
| [11:20] | Yes. | |
| [11:22] | I saw the look. | |
| [11:24] | That was the look I was supposed to get. | |
| [11:26] | You stole my look! | |
| [11:27] | I’m rich– I don’t got to steal. | |
| [11:31] | Curtis, me buying her that purse | |
| [11:34] | was important to me, all right? | |
| [11:36] | It was a symbol of my love for her. | |
| [11:38] | That’s beautiful. | |
| [11:40] | So we did it! | |
| [11:41] | See, you just don’t get it. | |
| [11:44] | You think you can just always slide in here and buy folks. | |
| [11:47] | Well, you can’t buy my family and friends. | |
| [11:50] | Where is it? Where’s Burkina? | |
| [11:52] | Right here! She’s right here, oh, my God!Oh, my God! | |
| [11:54] | It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!Isn’t it gorgeous? | |
| [11:56] | Ladies? Ladies! | |
| [11:58] | Please, I’m trying to make a point here. | |
| [12:02] | Oh, you made your point. | |
| [12:05] | Loud and clear. | |
| [12:17] | You know, with a little bit of distance, I can see | |
| [12:20] | that it’s time to let go of some stuff. | |
| [12:22] | Yes, it is. | |
| [12:24] | And, honey, I am really proud of you. | |
| [12:26] | We are gonna feel so much better | |
| [12:28] | after purging all your junk we don’t need. | |
| [12:32] | [gasps] Oh… | |
| [12:34] | Welcome to Xanadu. | |
| [12:36] | Everything has been put away. | |
| [12:38] | And you’ve been Tyler-ed. | |
| [12:41] | Is it just me, | |
| [12:43] | or does this room seem larger? | |
| [12:45] | Yeah, it’s nice, uh… | |
| [12:47] | [chuckles] What’s with the bags? | |
| [12:49] | I’ve organized your essentials. | |
| [12:51] | And what’s in these bags is non-essential. | |
| [12:54] | Dave, I know this is gonna be hard, | |
| [12:56] | but you’re just gonna have to let go of some things | |
| [12:58] | we don’t need, like this. | |
| [13:00] | [gasps] What in the fluff and fold have you done?! | |
| [13:07] | This isn’t trash. | |
| [13:08] | These are all my pageant dresses. | |
| [13:11] | Yes, your ancient pageantry items | |
| [13:13] | were taking up space in your closet. | |
| [13:15] | If by “taking up space,” | |
| [13:17] | you mean “lovingly stored away from light.” | |
| [13:23] | Now, Gemma, I know this is gonna… | |
| [13:25] | Stay out of this, Dave!Look… | |
| [13:28] | I know it’s difficult, but as I say on my show, | |
| [13:30] | “If it’s covered in dust, saying toodle-oo is a must.” | |
| [13:33] | [gasps] The only thing non-essential | |
| [13:35] | around here is you, Harry Poppins. | |
| [13:38] | Get out of my house. | |
| [13:40] | [Brooklyn accent]: Ah, you know what, lady? | |
| [13:42] | I knew doing a side gig was a mistake. | |
| [13:44] | I don’t need this. | |
| [13:48] | Hold on, uh… what happened to your accent? | |
| [13:50] | It’s an act, Columbo. | |
| [13:52] | Nobody wants to take cleaning advice from a guy from Brooklyn. | |
| [14:02] | You okay? | |
| [14:04] | I know some people | |
| [14:06] | think beauty pageants are superficial, | |
| [14:08] | but that prize money helped me pay for college. | |
| [14:11] | Plus, my mom spent hours | |
| [14:14] | sewing these dresses. | |
| [14:16] | They’re also really pretty. | |
| [14:20] | I had no idea these meant so much to you. | |
| [14:22] | I know it was my idea to get rid of all this clutter, | |
| [14:25] | but there are just some things I can’t let go of. | |
| [14:28] | Look, it’s like my JNCO jeans. | |
| [14:30] | You know, when I first saw them in Miller’s Outpost, | |
| [14:33] | I was, I was… oh, my gosh. | |
| [14:35] | I had to have them. | |
| [14:40] | But, you know, that’s a story for another time.Yeah, mm-hmm. | |
| [14:42] | This is about your dresses.Yeah. | |
| [14:47] | Oh, hey, Calvin. | |
| [14:49] | Want some snow shoes or a laser disc player? | |
| [14:53] | No and hell no. | |
| [14:56] | It’s the 21st century, Dave. | |
| [14:59] | What are you doing out here? | |
| [15:00] | Eh, just trying to chill out. | |
| [15:02] | Curtis bought Tina that purse I’ve been saving for. | |
| [15:06] | I’ve never seen her so happy. | |
| [15:08] | That made me so mad. | |
| [15:12] | Well, I’m sorry. | |
| [15:14] | I guess that lottery money changed him. | |
| [15:16] | No, he’s always been like that. | |
| [15:19] | When we were younger, I’d be hanging out with my friends, | |
| [15:21] | Curtis would pop up, and give them all candy. | |
| [15:24] | He was everybody’s favorite until the candy ran out. | |
| [15:27] | Then they all come running back to me with their blue tongues. | |
| [15:34] | Well, it sounds like the same kid | |
| [15:36] | just with a bigger bank account. | |
| [15:38] | Well, he’s not a kid. | |
| [15:40] | He’s a grown man. | |
| [15:43] | Yeah, but, you know, | |
| [15:44] | wanting to be liked never goes away. | |
| [15:47] | Hmm. | |
| [15:48] | Yeah, I guess so. | |
| [15:50] | Well, damn, Dave, you just helped me | |
| [15:53] | understand my little brother better than I ever have before. | |
| [15:56] | Thanks, man.Well, you’re welcome. | |
| [15:58] | Hey, are you sure you don’t want this laser disc player? | |
| [16:01] | You know, Top Gunis stuck inside. | |
| [16:03] | Sorry, Goose, but I’ve lost that loving feeling. | |
| [16:09] | Dave, I told you I didn’t want to waste money | |
| [16:12] | putting our junk in an overpriced storage unit. | |
| [16:17] | [gasps] | |
| [16:18] | Oh… | |
| [16:21] | So what do you think | |
| [16:23] | about the Gemma Johnson Museum? | |
| [16:25] | [gasps] I love it! | |
| [16:28] | I do want to waste money putting our junk | |
| [16:30] | in an overpriced storage unit! | |
| [16:33] | Well, you know, we do have owe Tyler some credit for rescuing | |
| [16:36] | these dresses from the back of your closet. | |
| [16:38] | They should be in a place where you can enjoy them. | |
| [16:41] | Oh.Plus the first month’s rent was only a dollar. | |
| [16:46] | Thank you so much. | |
| [16:47] | You are the sweetest. | |
| [16:49] | [gasps] And you got all my favorites. | |
| [16:51] | Miss Hog Queen. | |
| [16:52] | Miss Freshwater Trout. | |
| [16:58] | Wait a minute, are those your raver jeans? | |
| [17:00] | Oh, yeah, that’s a special exhibit. | |
| [17:02] | On loan from the Dave Johnson collection. | |
| [17:08] | Yes! There we go, there we go. | |
| [17:10] | Booyah! | |
| [17:11] | You’re a joke. Pay up, sucker. | |
| [17:16] | Who’s next?Me. | |
| [17:20] | How’d you find me? | |
| [17:22] | Wasn’t that hard. | |
| [17:24] | I mean, you would always come here whenever you got upset. | |
| [17:26] | Come on, man, let’s go. | |
| [17:28] | First off the block. | |
| [17:31] | Yeah, right into a wall.Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! | |
| [17:33] | Yes, yes, yes. | |
| [17:35] | I’m on that corner, baby…Yes… | |
| [17:37] | Whoa! Whoa! No, no, no, no! No, no, no! | |
| [17:39] | No! Yes, yes! | |
| [17:41] | Yeah! | |
| [17:42] | Watch out, truck!Dang it! | |
| [17:45] | How’d we both come in third? | |
| [17:51] | Hey, look, Curtis. | |
| [17:52] | I know you thought you were doing me a solid | |
| [17:55] | when you bought Tina that purse. | |
| [17:58] | All right? It-it’s your way of expressing love and… | |
| [18:01] | it’s okay for a rich man like yourself, but for me, | |
| [18:03] | it takes a lot of sacrifice. | |
| [18:05] | I spent a lot of late nights in that shop | |
| [18:08] | fixing cars– hell, I even gave up my NFL package. | |
| [18:12] | That’s how much I wanted to buy that purse for Tina. | |
| [18:17] | Wow, I never thought of it like that. | |
| [18:19] | And you were right. | |
| [18:22] | I do use my money to get people to like me. | |
| [18:25] | Look, money doesn’t make people like you. | |
| [18:28] | Yeah, well, I got 100 mil that says you wrong. | |
| [18:32] | See, that’s your problem. | |
| [18:34] | Just because you received it, | |
| [18:35] | doesn’t mean that you achieved it. | |
| [18:38] | Respect isn’t bought. | |
| [18:40] | It’s earned. | |
| [18:43] | You sound like my team of therapists. | |
| [18:45] | [chuckles softly] | |
| [18:47] | You know, the right kind of people? | |
| [18:49] | They’ll always love you for you. | |
| [18:52] | Which reminds me, | |
| [18:54] | whenever you’re ready to start dating again, | |
| [18:57] | would you please take “I hit the Super Powerball” | |
| [18:59] | off your Tinder profile? | |
| [19:01] | [laughs] All right. | |
| [19:04] | I guess I’m gonna have to put something corny on there like, | |
| [19:06] | “I like rom coms and long walks to the bank.” | |
| [19:10] | Okay, you know what, we gonna keep working on that. | |
| [19:13] | See, Cal? | |
| [19:15] | This is why I came home, man. | |
| [19:19] | You always know how to pick me up, kid. | |
| [19:21] | And it’s free of charge. | |
| [19:24] | All right, man, come on, let’s get this thing started. | |
| [19:26] | So I can beat your ass on this motorcycle. | |
| [19:27] | You the one that’s gonna get beat down. All right. | |
| [19:30] | Cal? | |
| [19:31] | Sorry about the purse. | |
| [19:32] | I’ll take it back. | |
| [19:33] | [scoffs] Good luck with that. | |
| [19:36] | Tina sleeps with that thing handcuffed to her wrist. | |
| [19:40] | And I also bought you something to make up for everything. | |
| [19:43] | Hey, Curtis. | |
| [19:45] | I told you, man, I love you for you. | |
| [19:47] | I don’t need anything. | |
| [19:50] | Cool, I’ll just take back the Ferrari. | |
| [19:52] | “Ferrari”? | |
| [19:55] | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| [19:58] | Look, man, I can’t accept that, | |
| [20:00] | but we can take it back to the dealership | |
| [20:03] | the long way. | |
| [20:06] | Come on, man, let’s go, let’s get this… | |
| [20:08] | Some pretty riding, pretty riding… | |
| [20:18] | All right, now, buckle up, ’cause we’re about | |
| [20:20] | to make some bad decisions. | |
| [20:22] | [chuckling] And this time, | |
| [20:24] | Mama won’t be around to give us a whupping. | |
| [20:26] | [laughing][engine revs] | |
| [20:29] | [gears cranking]Wait. | |
| [20:31] | You spent $300,000 on this car | |
| [20:34] | and you don’t know how to drive it? | |
| [20:36] | That’s because my big brother never | |
| [20:37] | taught me how to drive stick. | |
| [20:39] | Oh, okay. | |
| [20:40] | So that’s on me, all right. | |
| [20:42] | Well, I’m gonna teach you now. First… | |
| [20:45] | you got to ease up off the clutch and give it some gas | |
| [20:47] | at the same time. Let me check you out. | |
| [20:49] | Okay, like this? | |
| [20:50] | [both scream] | |
| [20:52] | CURTIS: I’m doing it, I’m doing it! | |
| [20:54] | CALVIN: Yeah, but you’re on the sidewalk doing it! | |
| [20:57] | CURTIS: Aah! | |
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| [21:10] | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org |