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| [00:06] | Okay, Tina. What’s your big news? | |
| [00:09] | So, remember back in the day when I was in that girl group? | |
| [00:11] | Femme Nasty. They were like Compton’s Destiny’s Child. | |
| [00:16] | I’m sorry, baby. | |
| [00:18] | No, I’m just excited for you. Go ahead, go ahead. | |
| [00:19] | Okay. So, there’s this TV show | |
| [00:22] | called Are They Still Alive? And… | |
| [00:24] | Where they bring back local music groups | |
| [00:26] | and answer the question, “Are they still alive?” | |
| [00:31] | Please, no, baby, continue. No, go, go. | |
| [00:34] | Okay, so as I was saying, well, it turns out that… | |
| [00:37] | They want Femme Nasty to perform! | |
| [00:40] | Sorry. Calvin told me last night. | |
| [00:42] | Sorry, Calvin. | |
| [00:45] | [feigning surprise]: Oh, wow, Tina. This is amazing. | |
| [00:48] | So you knew, too? | |
| [00:51] | [sighs] Sorry, I suck at lying. | |
| [00:54] | Well, anyway, I’m so excited. | |
| [00:56] | I have not seen Nicki or Janice since before I had the boys. | |
| [00:59] | Oh, you three were inseparable. | |
| [01:02] | One time, I took Tina out, and they all came. | |
| [01:05] | It was the most money I ever spent at a Denny’s. | |
| [01:08] | [Tina laughs] | |
| [01:10] | But once our song hit the charts, | |
| [01:12] | everywhere Femme Nasty went, our food was free. | |
| [01:14] | Yeah. | |
| [01:16] | You guys really were Compton’s Destiny’s Child. | |
| [01:18] | And I bet you were the Beyoncé. | |
| [01:21] | No, Gemma. | |
| [01:23] | Beyoncé was the me. | |
| [01:25] | ♪ | |
| [01:30] | ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ | |
| [01:32] | ♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪ | |
| [01:38] | [whooping, laughing] | |
| [01:41] | God, I am so happy to see my girls. | |
| [01:45] | How has it been so long? | |
| [01:47] | Oh, to quote the great…The years fly by. | |
| [01:49] | You had kids. Janice and I moved away. | |
| [01:52] | I went to jail. | |
| [01:54] | You did not go to jail. | |
| [01:57] | I married a pastor, so basically the same thing. | |
| [02:00] | But now the fellas are in luck, | |
| [02:03] | because I am single and ready to… | |
| [02:04] | Run amok? | |
| [02:06] | Sure, we’ll go with that. | |
| [02:10] | Well, a lot has changed for me. I… | |
| [02:12] | All right, are we singing or what?Let’s go. | |
| [02:13] | [feedback squealing]TINA: Ooh, ooh. | |
| [02:15] | Sorry, ladies. It was kind of hard | |
| [02:16] | to find a tech guy at the last minute. | |
| [02:19] | How’s it going in there? | |
| [02:21] | You’re good to go. But it’s gonna cost you | |
| [02:23] | two extra cupcakes for my overtime. | |
| [02:27] | Y-You know what? It’s just so great seeing you ladies. | |
| [02:30] | You know, I can’t remember why we gave it up. | |
| [02:32] | Well, there were several reasons why we gave it… | |
| [02:34] | Wait, hold up, hold up. Something doesn’t feel right. | |
| [02:37] | I need you two to switch positions. | |
| [02:40] | Hurry up. Time is money. | |
| [02:43] | Oh, Janice, please don’t slouch. | |
| [02:47] | Hey, uh, did we miss rehearsal? | |
| [02:50] | Sorry, guys. Dave is somehow your biggest fan. | |
| [02:52] | Ladies, this is Dave and Gemma. | |
| [02:55] | And, uh, sorry, Femme Nasty rehearsals are closed. | |
| [02:57] | I even kicked Calvin out. | |
| [03:00] | Hold on. Those were the old rules. | |
| [03:01] | I like being watched. | |
| [03:04] | Okay, let’s go. | |
| [03:06] | All right, uh, Gemma, could you hit the button, please? | |
| [03:09] | Oh. Yeah. | |
| [03:11] | [rhythmic pop music playing] | |
| [03:15] | ♪ You think you’re slick… [Gemma gasps] | |
| [03:16] | They’re so good. | |
| [03:20] | ♪ You think you’re slick… | |
| [03:21] | They really connect with their audience. | |
| [03:25] | ♪ You think you’re slick, but I know your game ♪ | |
| [03:28] | ♪ You think you’re slick… ♪ | |
| [03:30] | Some of the audience. | |
| [03:34] | [music stops]What? | |
| [03:35] | Grover, what happened? | |
| [03:37] | I was watching the nice lady dance for Daddy. | |
| [03:41] | Well, it was working the last time I touched it. | |
| [03:45] | Oh, there’s your problem. It’s unplugged. | |
| [03:47] | Oh, my. I wonder how that happened. | |
| [03:50] | Well, you guys have a lot of rehearsing to do, | |
| [03:53] | so we’re leaving. | |
| [03:54] | We are? | |
| [03:55] | Now, Dave. | |
| [03:59] | [door opens, closes] | |
| [04:01] | He was cute. | |
| [04:03] | Mm, I hope you talking about Grover. | |
| [04:05] | No, I’m talking about Dave. | |
| [04:06] | That tall glass of milk, he’s got something. | |
| [04:08] | Yeah, it’s called a wife and child. | |
| [04:10] | ♪ | |
| [04:13] | [indistinct chatter] | |
| [04:15] | Okay, everybody.Hey, what’s up? | |
| [04:17] | Look, today is a big day for our boy, Victor Davis. | |
| [04:20] | Who? | Who? |
| [04:23] | Crackhead Victor. | |
| [04:24] | ALL: Oh! | |
| [04:25] | I mean, you could’ve just said that. | |
| [04:26] | Look, Victor’s out of rehab, | |
| [04:28] | and he’s coming back to start cutting hair again. | |
| [04:30] | Yeah, and if he doesn’t get the support he needs, | |
| [04:32] | he could go right back to sleeping in your cars. | |
| [04:35] | Or impersonating you at the gym so he can use their showers. | |
| [04:38] | Yeah, or stealing your Amazon packages | |
| [04:40] | and then trying to sell them back to you. | |
| [04:41] | CALVIN: Oh, hey. | |
| [04:43] | That’s all in the past, all right? | |
| [04:45] | Now, Victor needs all of our help to move forward. | |
| [04:47] | Yeah, and I don’t want him to slide back into addiction | |
| [04:50] | after how hard he’s worked, so I’ve convinced Que | |
| [04:52] | to let him rent a chair until he gets back on his feet. | |
| [04:55] | Now… okay, now, here he comes. | |
| [04:57] | Everybody, let’s give him a warm welcome. | |
| [05:01] | Hey, everybody!Hey, Vic. | |
| [05:03] | [unenthusiastic greetings] | |
| [05:05] | Hey, Vic, man. | |
| [05:07] | How you doing? You ready to get started? | |
| [05:09] | Yeah. I’m a little nervous. | |
| [05:10] | It’s been a minute since I’ve cut someone. | |
| [05:12] | Their hair, I mean. [chuckles] | |
| [05:14] | Uh, yeah, you know, we might want | |
| [05:16] | to start you out on clippers. | |
| [05:20] | All right, everybody, I’m out of here. | |
| [05:21] | Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pop, where you going?Dad? | |
| [05:24] | To the ballet, Malcolm. | |
| [05:27] | Look, I got six cars waiting for me at the shop. | |
| [05:29] | Y’all got this. | |
| [05:32] | All right. Guys, let’s support our neighbor. | |
| [05:35] | Who’s up first? | |
| [05:36] | Marty? | |
| [05:38] | Uh, listen. Necie loves my hair long, | |
| [05:41] | and I love Necie, so no. | |
| [05:45] | Okay. Uh, Malcolm, ready to jump in there? | |
| [05:48] | Uh, you know, I would, Dave, but, uh, | |
| [05:51] | with my delicate hairline, brother, I can’t take any risks. | |
| [05:55] | You do it, Dave. | |
| [05:57] | You’re married with a kid. | |
| [05:58] | Nobody cares how you look. | |
| [06:02] | All right. No problem. | |
| [06:04] | I trust Victor. | |
| [06:06] | I supervised craft time at the VA, and his… | |
| [06:09] | his paper snowflakes were transcendent. | |
| [06:13] | All right, Vic, let’s do this. | |
| [06:14] | One micro-trim, please. | |
| [06:19] | Oh! | |
| [06:33] | Vic, I love it. | |
| [06:35] | You know, I was just saying the other day that I wish… | |
| [06:39] | wish I could see more scalp, and now I can. | |
| [06:41] | Okay. | |
| [06:44] | ♪ | |
| [06:53] | [buzzing] | |
| [07:04] | [frantic chatter] | |
| [07:06] | Vic, go that way! Go that way! | |
| [07:08] | Ma’am, no, we can fix it! We can fix it! | |
| [07:20] | W-W-Wait, wait, wait. Little man, I-I can fix it. | |
| [07:25] | Looks like little man is moving on up. | |
| [07:28] | I pray that little boy is homeschooled. | |
| [07:31] | All right, you know what? Don’t worry. | |
| [07:33] | Hair, it always grows back. | |
| [07:35] | You better hope so. | |
| [07:38] | ♪ | |
| [07:43] | Okay, Gemma, check me out. | |
| [07:45] | [Gemma gasps] | |
| [07:48] | They are never gonna forget you’re alive after tonight. | |
| [07:51] | Aw. Thank you. | |
| [07:53] | You know what, I’m really enjoying | |
| [07:55] | reconnecting with my girls. | |
| [07:57] | You know, I even rearranged the song, | |
| [07:59] | I redid our choreography, | |
| [08:01] | and I rehearsed them to perfection. | |
| [08:03] | [chuckles]: Aw. Great. | |
| [08:05] | But Nicki better not go all “Private Dancer” | |
| [08:08] | on Dave again, or I might have to give her | |
| [08:10] | a Hickory Corners “how do you do?” | |
| [08:16] | Okay. [chuckles] | |
| [08:19] | Well, you know, Nicki can be a lot, | |
| [08:22] | but don’t worry, she’s harmless. | |
| [08:24] | Unlike these boots. | |
| [08:27] | Damn it. | |
| [08:29] | Malcolm should’ve delivered that cupcake order an hour ago. | |
| [08:31] | You know, I’m just gonna see if he’s home. | |
| [08:33] | I got to go, too. | |
| [08:34] | Oh, shouldn’t you get out of your costume first? | |
| [08:36] | Girl, I’m wearing three pairs of Spanx. | |
| [08:38] | I’m in this costume till you cut me out of it. | |
| [08:40] | [chuckles] | |
| [08:41] | ♪ | |
| [08:44] | [smooth R&B music playing] | |
| [08:45] | [knocking] | |
| [08:47] | Malcolm? | |
| [08:50] | [sighs, mutters] | |
| [08:52] | Clothes all over the place. | |
| [08:54] | Music blasting. | |
| [08:56] | I raised these boys better than this. | |
| [08:58] | Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| [09:03] | I guess somebody must be busy. | |
| [09:05] | [laughter] | |
| [09:09] | I know that laugh. | |
| [09:12] | [laughing] | |
| [09:14] | Nicki? | |
| [09:15] | Tina? Mama? | |
| [09:17] | Mama?! | |
| [09:20] | Oh, hell no! | |
| [09:22] | ♪ ♪ | |
| [09:31] | Mama!Tina, listen. | |
| [09:34] | I had no idea. | |
| [09:35] | Look, Ma, it’s true, okay? | |
| [09:36] | We met the other night at Ernie’s, | |
| [09:38] | and one thing led to another. | |
| [09:40] | But I swear I didn’t recognize her from your old photos. | |
| [09:42] | Well, obviously– she looks much older now. | |
| [09:46] | No, you didn’t. | |
| [09:47] | Yes, I did. | |
| [09:49] | Tina, this was just an innocent hookup | |
| [09:51] | between two consenting adults. | |
| [09:53] | Malcolm is not just any adult. | |
| [09:56] | He’s my baby. | |
| [09:58] | So whatever this is, it’s over. | |
| [10:01] | Uh, wait a minute, Ma.Wait, you can’t tell us what to do. | |
| [10:04] | Right.If we want to keep seeing each other, we will. | |
| [10:06] | Hell, if we want to run off and get married, we will. | |
| [10:09] | [chuckling]: Uh, who is “we”? | |
| [10:11] | TINA: You know what, Nicki? | |
| [10:13] | You’re right. | |
| [10:14] | We’re all adults. | |
| [10:16] | We can do whatever we want. | |
| [10:18] | Like, if I want to cancel our show tonight, I can! | |
| [10:21] | You can’t cancel our show. | |
| [10:23] | Just because your bossy ass used to tell us what to do | |
| [10:25] | doesn’t mean you still can. | |
| [10:26] | Where do you get off calling me bossy? | |
| [10:29] | That’s the reason we broke up, Tina. | |
| [10:31] | You were a control freak then, and you’re a control freak now. | |
| [10:34] | Ah, oh, well, you’re just a freak. | |
| [10:36] | Oh. [chuckles] | |
| [10:38] | Well, this freak is performing tonight with or without you. | |
| [10:43] | [door closes]She dipped on me. | |
| [10:49] | What were you thinking? | |
| [10:51] | I don’t know, Ma. | |
| [10:53] | But, uh, whatever it was, just trust me, | |
| [10:55] | I will not be thinking it again. | |
| [10:57] | ♪ | |
| [11:00] | [over radio]: ♪ It’s too late now ♪ | |
| [11:02] | ♪ It’s too late now ♪ | |
| [11:07] | ♪ I’m still stuck behind my fears ♪ | |
| [11:10] | ♪ Knowing it’s too late… ♪ | |
| [11:12] | [yells wildly][yelps] | |
| [11:16] | Whoa, man. You never sneak up on a former crackhead. | |
| [11:19] | [music stops] | |
| [11:21] | We were just coming to check in on you. | |
| [11:23] | How you doing, Vic? | |
| [11:24] | The haircut was that bad, huh? | |
| [11:27] | No. Come on. Can a haircut ever really be bad? | |
| [11:31] | Yeah. Yeah. | |
| [11:33] | Yours. | |
| [11:34] | Well, it’s okay, it’s okay. I know I messed up. | |
| [11:37] | Hell, I made a little boy look like George Jefferson. | |
| [11:41] | Obviously, this ain’t gonna work out. | |
| [11:43] | Whoa, hold on, Vic. That’s not true. Look. | |
| [11:45] | Everyone needs a practice swing. | |
| [11:48] | [sighs] Or three. | |
| [11:50] | Look, but we are not gonna let you quit. | |
| [11:52] | You have come too far. | |
| [11:54] | Yeah, man, you cannot be a quitter. | |
| [11:56] | Uh, uh, with-with this, specifically. | |
| [11:59] | Uh, it’s totally okay to… to quit crack. | |
| [12:03] | I just feel like everybody’s just watching | |
| [12:05] | and waiting for me to mess up. | |
| [12:08] | Well, you just need to find a way to block that out. | |
| [12:11] | You know, find a way to get into your own world. | |
| [12:13] | You know what, Vic? | |
| [12:16] | Just give it one more day. I’ve got a plan. | |
| [12:18] | Okay, but you’re not gonna make us do | |
| [12:19] | any more trust falls again, are you? | |
| [12:21] | ‘Cause we did enough of that at the VA. | |
| [12:24] | No, that is not the plan. | |
| [12:26] | God, you know, you drop a guy one time, | |
| [12:29] | and suddenly everyone hates trust falls. | |
| [12:32] | ♪ | |
| [12:37] | Can’t believe Nicki would betray me like that! | |
| [12:41] | Hell, I may be taking my life | |
| [12:43] | into my own hands here, but, uh… | |
| [12:46] | …technically, she didn’t know she betrayed you. | |
| [12:48] | She didn’t know who Malcolm was. | |
| [12:50] | But when she found out, | |
| [12:52] | she said that she was gonna keep on | |
| [12:54] | dating him if she wanted to! | |
| [12:59] | But, babe, I’m sure she said that because she was mad. | |
| [13:01] | I mean, you used to love Nicki for being a feisty free spirit. | |
| [13:04] | Well, that was before she free-spirited all over our son. | |
| [13:07] | You know, I was so excited about getting back together, | |
| [13:11] | and she just ruined it. | |
| [13:12] | Tina… | |
| [13:13] | You know, she had the nerve | |
| [13:15] | to call me a control freak. | |
| [13:17] | Said that we broke up because I have opinions. | |
| [13:20] | [chuckling]: Well… I mean, well, baby, | |
| [13:22] | you know, back in the day, you were one | |
| [13:24] | to definitely… | |
| [13:25] | [mutters quietly] | |
| [13:28] | Are you taking her side? | |
| [13:31] | ‘Cause it sounds to me like you’re taking her side. | |
| [13:36] | Of course not. | |
| [13:38] | Why would I be taking her side | |
| [13:40] | when, clearly, you’re the one who’s right here? | |
| [13:45] | Hey, y’all. Mama, can we talk? | |
| [13:47] | Well, you know what? | |
| [13:49] | I’m gonna let y’all have at it, all right? | |
| [13:51] | But, uh, safety first. | |
| [14:00] | Mama, I’m sorry we upset you. | |
| [14:03] | But even though you’re mad at Nicki… | |
| [14:05] | …you’re mad at us… | |
| [14:09] | …you should still do the show tonight. | |
| [14:11] | [scoffs] Now, why would I do that? | |
| [14:13] | Uh, because it might be the last time | |
| [14:15] | you get to perform with Femme Nasty. | |
| [14:16] | [sighs] You can’t miss that. | |
| [14:18] | And I was so looking forward to hitting that stage again. | |
| [14:21] | Exactly. And you always said | |
| [14:23] | you loved performing with Janice and Nicki. | |
| [14:26] | Not everybody gets a chance to relive their dreams. | |
| [14:30] | So what you’re saying is I shouldn’t let | |
| [14:32] | Nicki’s cradle-robbing ass steal all the glory. | |
| [14:36] | Th-That’s… that-that is not what I said. | |
| [14:38] | Th-That’s… that… th-that’s what I heard. | |
| [14:40] | ♪ ♪ | |
| [14:44] | [both vocalizing] | |
| [14:49] | Whew. Still pitchy. | |
| [14:51] | Good to know nothing’s changed. | |
| [14:55] | You’re right. I can’t hit that | |
| [14:57] | self-righteous note you do so perfectly. | |
| [14:58] | C-Can I… can I just say one thing? | |
| [15:01] | Yeah, but I don’t know why you’re screaming, though. | |
| [15:04] | Ever since we got started… | |
| [15:06] | Ladies, you’re on in two. | |
| [15:09] | It is time for me to greet my adoring fans. | |
| [15:12] | You mean the ones who came to see me? | |
| [15:14] | Can’t we just get along?Janice, please! | |
| [15:16] | Look, for somebody so quiet, you sure do talk a lot. | |
| [15:19] | [frustrated groan] | |
| [15:23] | ♪ | |
| [15:29] | ♪ Sha-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ Shoop, shoop, shoop♪ | |
| [15:32] | ♪ Ooh-ooh… ♪ Shoop, shoop♪ | |
| [15:34] | Oh, my gosh, don’t they look great? | |
| [15:38] | You better not answer that. | |
| [15:40] | ♪ You think you’re slick ♪ | |
| [15:43] | ♪ You think you’re so, so smart ♪ | |
| [15:46] | ♪ You think you’ve got your little tricks ♪ | |
| [15:48] | ♪ Down to a fine art ♪ | |
| [15:52] | ♪ But, baby, baby, have I got news for you ♪ | |
| [15:56] | ♪ All your silly games, I can see right through ♪ | |
| [16:01] | ♪ You think you’re slick, I know your game ♪ | |
| [16:04] | ♪ You and me, baby, we’re one and the same ♪ | |
| [16:07] | ♪ You know I’m a wild one and I just can’t be tamed… ♪ | |
| [16:11] | Wow, it… it’s like she’s singing just to me. | |
| [16:18] | You better hope not, buddy, or we’re going home. | |
| [16:22] | Don’t tell Mom, but between you and me, | |
| [16:24] | I totally get it. | |
| [16:29] | Brother, you don’t even know. | |
| [16:31] | Come on.[chuckles] | |
| [16:33] | It’s like she’s singing just to me. | |
| [16:36] | Uh, look away, little man. | |
| [16:39] | You don’t want the drama that comes with that. | |
| [16:43] | ♪ You think you’re slick and you think you’re cool ♪ | |
| [16:46] | ♪ Baby, come here, I’m gonna take you to school ♪ | |
| [16:49] | ♪ I’m gonna show you what a woman can do. ♪ | |
| [16:53] | [vocalizing]GEMMA: Ooh. | |
| [16:55] | [continues dramatic vocalizing] | |
| [17:01] | [song ends][cheering and applause] | |
| [17:04] | Oh!It is always the quiet ones. | |
| [17:09] | ♪ | |
| [17:12] | Thank you! Thank you! | |
| [17:14] | [laughter, excited chatter] | |
| [17:15] | Oh, my God. | |
| [17:17] | Femme Nasty is still nasty. | |
| [17:20] | Oh, God, I hate to admit it, | |
| [17:22] | but you were amazing. | |
| [17:24] | And I hate to admit it more, but so were you. | |
| [17:27] | [both chuckling] | |
| [17:29] | Oh, it felt good out there. | |
| [17:31] | Yeah, it did. | |
| [17:34] | I promise I’ll come back. | |
| [17:36] | [whoops] Janice! | |
| [17:37] | I mean, come on, who knew you had it in you? | |
| [17:39] | Well, that’s because y’all two | |
| [17:41] | never shut up and let me get a note in. | |
| [17:43] | Now, y’all need to grow up and work this thing out. | |
| [17:47] | I’m gonna go talk to my fans, okay? | |
| [17:48] | Okay. Okay. Oh, I’m back! Hey! | |
| [17:53] | [sighs] Whew. | |
| [17:55] | Tina… | |
| [17:57] | I am truly sorry about all of this. | |
| [17:59] | Yeah. I’m sorry, too. | |
| [18:02] | Partly my fault for making such a good-looking son. | |
| [18:04] | You sure did. | |
| [18:06] | Hey. | |
| [18:08] | Careful there. | |
| [18:11] | You know, Nicki, you were right. | |
| [18:14] | You know, I was bossy when we were coming up, and… | |
| [18:18] | I’d just hate to think that that was the reason we broke up. | |
| [18:21] | Tina, there were a lot of reasons. | |
| [18:23] | Yeah, didn’t you sleep with our manager? | |
| [18:25] | Like I said, there were a lot of reasons. | |
| [18:30] | But we are all exactly where we should be. | |
| [18:33] | Could you imagine us being on tour right now? | |
| [18:35] | Ooh, girl, no. I go to sleep at 10:15. | |
| [18:40] | Well, hopefully, we don’t have to be in a group | |
| [18:43] | to be friends again. | |
| [18:45] | Nicki, we never stopped being friends. | |
| [18:47] | Give me some. | |
| [18:49] | Girl, girl, give me some.[laughing] | |
| [18:55] | Now that we have that behind us, | |
| [18:58] | what’s up with Marty?Girl, I will stab you. | |
| [19:02] | [laughing] | |
| [19:03] | You better stop playing. | |
| [19:10] | Do you like it? | |
| [19:13] | Hell no, I don’t like it. | |
| [19:15] | Man, I love it. | |
| [19:17] | Okay. Yes! | |
| [19:19] | Man, I look like the old Steve Harvey. | |
| [19:22] | [laughter] | |
| [19:25] | Aw, man, yo, I do not get it. | |
| [19:27] | How did Vic make Pop look like a GQmodel | |
| [19:29] | and Dave look like an unsupervised toddler? | |
| [19:34] | Man, you’ve got to love Prince. | |
| [19:36] | I’m cutting hair like it’s 1999. | |
| [19:38] | Thanks, Dave. | |
| [19:40] | You were right. These things really do work. | |
| [19:42] | It was like I was in my own world. | |
| [19:43] | Yeah, man. You know, down at the VA, | |
| [19:45] | whenever you needed space, you listened to music, | |
| [19:47] | so I thought those might help. | |
| [19:48] | Yeah, it was great. | |
| [19:49] | No kids were harmed today. | |
| [19:52] | Kids were harmed another day? | |
| [19:54] | Uh… I don’t think you want to ask that question. | |
| [19:58] | You know what? | |
| [20:00] | Y’all really believed in me when I didn’t. | |
| [20:02] | Dave, to thank you, I’m gonna fix | |
| [20:04] | that busted-up cut I gave you. | |
| [20:06] | What busted-up cut? | |
| [20:08] | Uh, Daddy, no, Dad-Daddy, no…No, no, no. | |
| [20:09] | No, Daddy, don’t![stammering] | |
| [20:10] | [gasps] | |
| [20:14] | Victor carved Dave up like a jack-o’-lantern, | |
| [20:16] | and y’all let me sit in his chair? | |
| [20:21] | All three of y’all are out of my will. | |
| [20:22] | Daddy, come on, man! | |
| [20:24] | I didn’t know he was gonna do that. | |
| [20:25] | I was in the will? | |
| [20:27] | Calvin! What was I gonna get? | |
| [20:36] | Captioning sponsored by CBS | |
| [20:39] | and TOYOTA. | |
| [20:42] | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org |