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| [00:00] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ | |
| [00:02] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let’s go! ♪ | |
| [00:03] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:05] | ♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪ | |
| [00:08] | ♪ Yeah, we’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:10] | ♪ Wherever we are, there’s fun to be found ♪ | |
| [00:12] | ♪ We’ll be there when you turn that corner ♪ | |
| [00:14] | ♪ When you jump out the bush ♪ | |
| [00:15] | ♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪ | |
| [00:18] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:30] | Whoa! Crazy! | |
| [00:32] | This is, like, the 10th bacteria I’ve discovered today. | |
| [00:34] | Aren’t you the grossest little fellas ever. | |
| [00:36] | Hey, guys! Check this out! | |
| [00:37] | Guys? | |
| [00:41] | Guys… guys! | |
| [00:44] | Chloe! | |
| [00:45] | Chloe’s in the hizzy! Join us! | |
| [00:47] | Uh, I’m good. You guys shouldn’t even be in the water. | |
| [00:50] | Ugh, this whole lake is crazy dirty. | |
| [00:52] | What? The water’s fine. | |
| [00:54] | If they didn’t want anyone to swim, | |
| [00:55] | – they would’ve put up a sign. – You mean, like this one? | |
| [00:58] | Nah, that’s just the name of the lake … | |
| [00:59] | Lake Prohibido Nadar. | |
| [01:01] | Also, we saw that you were busy, | |
| [01:03] | so we wanted to get out of your wa… | |
| [01:05] | Don’t worry, Chloe. Everything’s fine. | |
| [01:07] | We’re bears. Bears never get sick. | |
| [01:08] | Ice Bear is immune to all disease. | |
| [01:10] | Well, I’m done with my research. | |
| [01:11] | I’m ready to go back whenever you guys are. | |
| [01:13] | Okay, guys. Let’s go. Last one’s a dingle! | |
| [01:17] | Oh, guys, you don’t have to rush! Never mind. | |
| [01:19] | Here we come! | |
| [01:32] | It’s a tie! | |
| [01:33] | Oh! That was awesome. | |
| [01:34] | Ugh! You guys really smell. | |
| [01:37] | Smell like the flowers that we are? Why, thank you. | |
| [01:40] | I know you want to smell like a flower, too. | |
| [01:42] | – Flower hug! – Ah! Stay back! | |
| [01:47] | Um… you guys don’t look so good. | |
| [01:50] | Nah, a bear’s immune system is one of the strongest in the world. | |
| [01:53] | 30 minutes from now, we’ll all be good. | |
| [02:04] | Whoa. I knew that lake was full of nasty germs. | |
| [02:06] | You guys look sick. | |
| [02:08] | Nah, I’m good. I just like the floor. | |
| [02:10] | Wait. Germs? Are we gonna be okay? | |
| [02:12] | I think we need to call a doctor. | |
| [02:14] | Nah, that won’t be necessary. Trust me. I’ve done research | |
| [02:17] | on thousands of various germs and bacteria. | |
| [02:19] | I can totally take care of you guys myself. | |
| [02:23] | Open your mouth. | |
| [02:24] | – Wider. – Ah. | |
| [02:27] | Tell me if this hurts. | |
| [02:29] | – Yes. – How about this? | |
| [02:30] | Yes. | |
| [02:31] | – Yes. – I’m not even touching you! | |
| [02:35] | How many fingers am I holding up? | |
| [02:37] | Little baby unicorns. | |
| [02:39] | All right, it’s official. You guys are sick. | |
| [02:42] | We aren’t sick. | |
| [02:43] | Bears never get sick. Right, guys? | |
| [02:46] | All right. I’ve heard enough. | |
| [02:48] | You’re going to bed now. | |
| [02:49] | Boo. | |
| [02:54] | – Okay. Time to sleep. – Ohhh, but I don’t want to. | |
| [02:59] | Am I gonna be okay? | |
| [03:01] | What if I have some weird disease that eats your face? | |
| [03:03] | – It’s just a cold. Go to sleep. – Can I surf the Internet? | |
| [03:06] | – It helps me sleep better. – Of course. | |
| [03:10] | Here we go. Into the fridge. | |
| [03:12] | You’re getting pretty warm. Let’s see what we got here. | |
| [03:16] | – Better? – Mmm… | |
| [03:18] | Hang tight. I’m going to cook all you guys some soup. | |
| [03:21] | Chopping carrots. Chop, chop. | |
| [03:23] | Wait. Do they even like carrots? | |
| [03:26] | Hey, Grizz, do you want … Grizz? | |
| [03:27] | Dang it. Where’d you go? | |
| [03:31] | Grizz, what are you doing?! | |
| [03:33] | I feel great! Not sick anymore. | |
| [03:35] | Come on. If you don’t rest, you’ll get worse. | |
| [03:37] | Bears never get sick. | |
| [03:41] | I’ll just finish my workout in here. | |
| [03:46] | Chloe! | |
| [03:47] | Coming! Is something wrong? | |
| [03:49] | Yes! I checked Totally Medicine, | |
| [03:51] | and it says I could have numerous diseases. | |
| [03:53] | It could be PPS, severe hypochondria, or worse… | |
| [03:56] | bear flu. | |
| [03:58] | Panda, you shouldn’t believe those websites. | |
| [03:59] | But Totally Medicine is a legit source of medical information. | |
| [04:02] | I think you’ve had enough Internet for today. | |
| [04:04] | Okay! Just let me finish writing this post! | |
| [04:06] | – Panda! – Just let me post it! | |
| [04:07] | Oof! | |
| [04:08] | Done! Wait! No! I need it! | |
| [04:10] | You can have it back once you’re better. | |
| [04:13] | Finally. | |
| [04:16] | Wah! | |
| [04:17] | Oh, man! You’re burning up! | |
| [04:19] | Hold on. | |
| [04:23] | Huh? | |
| [04:26] | Grizz, what are you doing? | |
| [04:28] | I’m not sick anymore, Chloe. | |
| [04:29] | See? Watch me help. More bananas. | |
| [04:31] | Grizz, stop! | |
| [04:32] | Ugh! You’re messing up the soup! | |
| [04:37] | No more stew for bears. | |
| [04:39] | Phew. Luckily, there’s still some left. | |
| [04:41] | Ooh! Yum. Mm! | |
| [04:42] | – Don’t you look delicious? – Grizz, no! | |
| [04:45] | Bottoms up! | |
| [04:46] | Mm! Tastes like a dirty sleeping bag. | |
| [04:50] | Hey, Chloe. | |
| [04:51] | Chloe! | |
| [04:55] | Panda? What’s going on? | |
| [04:57] | To Grizz … I bequeath all my video games. | |
| [04:59] | Treat them well. | |
| [05:01] | Panda, I really don’t have time for this. | |
| [05:05] | Okay, no! Grizz, come on. | |
| [05:07] | Just stay in your room! | |
| [05:08] | Grizz is not home right now. Please leave a message. | |
| [05:13] | Ice Bear is cold. In bad way. | |
| [05:16] | Now you’re too cold?! What’s happening?! | |
| [05:20] | Chloe! The bear flu has spread to my ears! I can hear nothing | |
| [05:23] | – but my life flashing before my eyes! – Please, help Ice Bear. | |
| [05:26] | I’m Chloe! Ooooh! | |
| [05:28] | I made stew! | |
| [05:32] | That’s enough! | |
| [05:33] | That’s it! You guys are gonna eat your soup, | |
| [05:37] | and then you guys are gonna go straight to bed! | |
| [05:40] | Sit! | |
| [05:41] | Drink! | |
| [05:45] | Watch some TV! | |
| [05:46] | ♪ Funky little monkey ♪ | |
| [05:47] | ♪ Bam-baaah! ♪ | |
| [05:49] | ♪ Funky little monkey ♪ | |
| [05:51] | Finally. Whew! That was intense. | |
| [05:57] | What is it now, you guy… | |
| [05:58] | I feel so much worse! | |
| [06:01] | Oh! Ugh! Okay. I’m calling the doctor! | |
| [06:06] | Hello? Dr. Sun’s Office. | |
| [06:07] | Hello? So, my friends are sick because they swam | |
| [06:09] | and drank dirty water, and I thought I could | |
| [06:11] | take care of them, but I realized that it’s | |
| [06:13] | so tough to deal with three bears who all have the bear flu! | |
| [06:15] | Whoa, whoa, hold on. Did you say bear flu? | |
| [06:17] | I-I can tell you right now that there’s no such thing. | |
| [06:20] | Your friends sound like they’re just dealing with a regular flu. | |
| [06:22] | Don’t worry. Everything will be fine. | |
| [06:24] | – No more… please… – # Funky little monkey! # | |
| [06:35] | Sir! We have a problem! | |
| [06:37] | – What is it? – An epidemic, sir. | |
| [06:39] | Bear flu? What are the symptoms? | |
| [06:41] | We don’t know, but it’s bad. | |
| [06:42] | First bird flu, then swine flu, and now bear flu? | |
| [06:44] | We’ve got to contain this. Where’s patient zero? | |
| [06:46] | Found it, sir! I’ve traced the source back to three bears | |
| [06:50] | living in a major city in California. | |
| [06:51] | Based on one of the bears’ social media pages, | |
| [06:54] | they are quite active around people. | |
| [06:55] | The ramifications are dire. This is just today. | |
| [06:58] | Tomorrow the entire country becomes infected. | |
| [07:00] | – And the day after, the world! – This is bad. | |
| [07:03] | – Real bad. – Make the necessary calls. | |
| [07:05] | We have to contain this. | |
| [07:07] | – Yes, sir. – Go! Go! Go! Now! | |
| [07:09] | Thank you so much. I’ll bring them to the office right now. | |
| [07:12] | See you soon. | |
| [07:17] | Go! Go! Go! Go! Let’s go! | |
| [07:18] | Hey! What’s going on?! | |
| [07:20] | Wait! Stop! What’s happening?!! | |
| [07:21] | Step away, citizen. | |
| [07:23] | This area has been quarantined due to the bear flu. | |
| [07:25] | Bear flu? You’re confused. There’s no such thing. | |
| [07:27] | Are you a doctor?! | |
| [07:28] | – What? No. – Exactly. | |
| [07:30] | You don’t know what you’re talking about. | |
| [07:32] | Can someone escort this elderly Korean lady off the premises? | |
| [07:34] | Dude, I’m 10! | |
| [07:37] | Major, we’re containing the cave. Nothing’s getting in or out! | |
| [07:40] | Oh, no. Oh, no. | |
| [07:47] | Perfect. | |
| [07:49] | All clear. Be careful in there. | |
| [07:51] | Hey! Who are you? | |
| [07:53] | Um… I’m a Hazmat guy. | |
| [07:56] | Oh. Go right in. | |
| [07:57] | Be sure to use the decontamination chamber. | |
| [08:02] | – What’s their condition? – Decreased brain activity, sir. | |
| [08:05] | Patient 2 has lost his ability to distinguish reality. | |
| [08:08] | Life… candles… followers… | |
| [08:12] | And I’m afraid he’s reached Stage 4. | |
| [08:14] | Ice Bear is ready for afterlife… and then after party. | |
| [08:17] | Yeah, I heard they were gonna | |
| [08:19] | ship them off to an island once we’re all done here. | |
| [08:21] | I heard they’re gonna put them in a chamber | |
| [08:22] | – 10,000 feet in the ground. – Ah, you’re both wrong. | |
| [08:25] | They’re obviously gonna have to be put into a rocket | |
| [08:26] | and shoot them into the sun. | |
| [08:28] | Hey, you! Have you heard anything yet? | |
| [08:29] | They’re… uh… cutting our pension! | |
| [08:32] | – What?! – Huh?! | |
| [08:34] | – No! This isn’t fair! – This is an outrage! | |
| [08:36] | What are we suppose to do?! I mean… | |
| [08:43] | All righty, little guy. You’re gonna help me out. | |
| [08:49] | – Oh, my gosh. – Oh! My bad. | |
| [08:51] | There we go. | |
| [08:53] | – Is that a Cordulegaster dorsalis? – I’ve got an inchworm? | |
| [08:57] | Breach! | |
| [09:01] | Come on, guys. We got to go to the doctor’s. | |
| [09:04] | Panda! | |
| [09:05] | Is this heaven? | |
| [09:10] | I’m alive! | |
| [09:11] | We got to get going! Get in the stack! | |
| [09:13] | Ice Bear will try. | |
| [09:15] | I got this. | |
| [09:20] | How am I supposed to get three bears… | |
| [09:22] | – A-ha! – Uh, we’re working on it, sir. | |
| [09:24] | We have the situation contained. Everything is under control. | |
| [09:28] | Uh, just taking some samples back. | |
| [09:34] | Panda! Stop breathing! | |
| [09:36] | Premises have been resealed! | |
| [09:37] | Cave is clear! | |
| [09:40] | We should be able to put this to bed pretty soon. | |
| [09:42] | The bears are out of containment! They’re gone! | |
| [09:44] | Wha…? | |
| [09:46] | No! I want my blankie! Give it back! | |
| [09:48] | They’re escaping! | |
| [09:57] | Requesting back up! They’re heading towards the city. | |
| [10:00] | See you next week. All right, who’s next? | |
| [10:04] | Doctor! Doctor! Doctor, please hurry! | |
| [10:06] | The … The b-b-bad … bad guys are after us! | |
| [10:08] | Bad guys? Just bring them in. | |
| [10:12] | Well, from the looks of this, the fever’s going down. | |
| [10:14] | I think you guys are gonna be okay. | |
| [10:15] | Thanks again for seeing us so quickly. | |
| [10:17] | Well, better before blowing this whole thing out of propor… | |
| [10:20] | – Move! Move! Move! – Go! Go! Go! | |
| [10:22] | Nobody move! | |
| [10:23] | Step away from the bears! They are deathly ill and contagious. | |
| [10:26] | No more bear flu here. | |
| [10:28] | I was … I was only exaggerating on the Internet! | |
| [10:30] | Ice Bear innocent. | |
| [10:31] | Hang on. Bear flu? | |
| [10:33] | Uh, this is out of control. These bears are fine. | |
| [10:35] | But… what about the bear flu? | |
| [10:37] | There’s no such thing. It’s fictitious. | |
| [10:39] | She is a doctor, sir. | |
| [10:40] | Code red! | |
| [10:42] | Possible outbreak of crop-top syndrome in the Midwest! | |
| [10:43] | All right! We’re done here! Let’s hustle, people! | |
| [10:45] | Thank you for your cooperation, citizens. Hup! | |
| [10:52] | I’m sorry, you guys, for today’s mess. | |
| [10:54] | I probably should’ve just brought you to the doctor’s. | |
| [10:56] | It’s okay, Chloe. | |
| [10:58] | We’re gonna be okay now, anyways. | |
| [10:59] | Thanks for trying to look out for us. | |
| [11:01] | Ice Bear gained life experience and lost a little weight. | |
| [11:03] | I’d say, just grab some juice for them on the way back. | |
| [11:07] | On second thought, maybe you should call your parents. |