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| [00:01] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ | |
| [00:03] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ♪ Let’s go! | |
| [00:05] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:06] | ♪ A wink and a smile and a great old time ♪ | |
| [00:09] | ♪ Yeah, we’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:11] | ♪ Wherever we are, there’s some fun to be found ♪ | |
| [00:13] | ♪ We’ll be there when you turn that corner ♪ | |
| [00:16] | ♪ We’ll jump out the bush ♪ | |
| [00:17] | ♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪ | |
| [00:19] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:28] | Earth. | |
| [00:29] | Not just our home, but home to a number of different species. | |
| [00:35] | Some big… | |
| [00:38] | some small. | |
| [00:42] | And some that are so unique they deserve a whole episode. | |
| [00:48] | Welcome to “Planet Bears,” | |
| [00:51] | hosted by yours truly, Sir Lawrence Greyborough. | |
| [00:58] | In the quiet den, | |
| [00:59] | the bears are slowly and peacefully awakened | |
| [01:02] | by the warmth and sounds of spring. | |
| [01:09] | Known to spend a third of the day resting, | |
| [01:12] | the gentle and elusive panda is slow to rise. | |
| [01:16] | The mighty grizzly begins his day full of vigor. | |
| [01:20] | Good morning, world! Good morning, room! | |
| [01:23] | Good morning, motivational poster! | |
| [01:28] | Wakey, wakey, bro. | |
| [01:30] | Five more minutes. | |
| [01:31] | Good morning, kitchen. Good morning, trash can. | |
| [01:34] | How do you do, microwave? | |
| [01:36] | Ah, so thirsty. | |
| [01:37] | Hmm, what can quench my thirst today? | |
| [01:40] | Ooh, that’ll work. | |
| [01:41] | While the grizzly restores his electrolytes, | |
| [01:44] | the often silent and highly skilled polar bear | |
| [01:48] | focuses on the most important aspect of a bear’s life. | |
| [01:52] | Uhh, need breakfast. | |
| [01:54] | Oh, yeah, you know what would be awesome, Pan? | |
| [01:56] | French toast sticks. | |
| [01:57] | Ice bear needs cooking space. | |
| [01:59] | The grizzly and the panda | |
| [02:01] | wander off to distract their minds | |
| [02:03] | from their rumbling tummies so the polar bear | |
| [02:06] | can prepare their morning meal. | |
| [02:17] | Hello, and welcome to the 41st annual Pug Bowl! | |
| [02:22] | Ah! I forgot this was today! | |
| [02:24] | Yes! This game is gonna be so good! | |
| [02:26] | We have some breaking news. | |
| [02:28] | It seems that the MVP of the season, Rocket, | |
| [02:30] | will be missing out on the game today | |
| [02:32] | due to a scratch on his left paw. | |
| [02:35] | Oh, what?! | |
| [02:36] | Boo! We want Rocket! | |
| [02:37] | Ice Bear looked everywhere for food. | |
| [02:39] | Found nothing. | |
| [02:40] | Ugh! First Rocket gets hurt, and now no breakfast?! | |
| [02:43] | Okay. Okay, guys. Relax. | |
| [02:45] | No food? There’s only one place to go. | |
| [02:47] | The supermarket. | |
| [02:49] | This abundant food source attracts every hungry species | |
| [02:53] | in the area, which makes it crowded | |
| [02:56] | and therefore highly competitive. | |
| [02:59] | Ice Bear will get produce, bread, granola bars. | |
| [03:03] | Panda, get cereal. | |
| [03:05] | Cereal? Ugh, that’s so much pressure. | |
| [03:06] | I mean, there’s so many options. | |
| [03:08] | Which one is the right… Oh, hey, you dropped your cereal. | |
| [03:11] | Oh! Thank you so much! | |
| [03:13] | You’re my hero! | |
| [03:15] | ♪♪ | |
| [03:19] | You know, I-I’ll take care of the cereal. | |
| [03:23] | I totally got this. Ha, ha, ha. | |
| [03:25] | Ice bear needs carrots, chicken, teriyaki sauce. | |
| [03:28] | You got it, but first I have to respond to nature’s call. | |
| [03:32] | That means I’m going to the bathroom. | |
| [03:34] | Ice Bear got it. – Cool. | |
| [03:35] | With the grizzly needing to answer nature’s call | |
| [03:39] | and the panda in search of a potential mate, | |
| [03:42] | the young polar bear is left to forage on his own. | |
| [03:48] | The limited supplies at this fishing hole | |
| [03:51] | means competition will be great. | |
| [03:54] | Our polar bear will have to wait his turn. | |
| [03:59] | Ohh, I got to go. I got to go. | |
| [04:01] | Where are you, bathroom. | |
| [04:02] | Okay, so that’s three eggs and… | |
| [04:04] | Hi, I-I’m… Do you know where the bathroom is? | |
| [04:06] | I’m… I’m sorry, honey. | |
| [04:07] | Can you… Can you tell me that again? | |
| [04:09] | – Um, can you help me? – Yo no se! | |
| [04:11] | Uh, gracias? | |
| [04:12] | Yes! | |
| [04:17] | Uh, am I supposed to be back here? | |
| [04:22] | Having situated himself near his potential mate, | |
| [04:25] | the panda hopes to draw her attention. | |
| [04:28] | Hmm, Wheat Bars: Breakfast on the Go. | |
| [04:30] | Well, that’s perfect for me, since I’m always on the go | |
| [04:34] | to, like, the gym and stuff. | |
| [04:35] | Oh, totally! That’s an excellent choice. | |
| [04:37] | You should also try the ones with chocolate chips. | |
| [04:40] | Is that so? Oh, do tell. | |
| [04:42] | Aah! No, no, no, no, no! | |
| [04:43] | Watch out for the… | |
| [04:48] | Clean up on aisle five, right? | |
| [04:52] | Back at the fishing hole, | |
| [04:55] | our polar bear finally gets his turn. | |
| [04:57] | How can I help you? | |
| [04:59] | Ice Bear would like to purchase some salmon. | |
| [05:00] | I’m afraid we’re out of salmon. | |
| [05:02] | Tuna? – We’re out of tuna, too. | |
| [05:04] | Catfish, goldfish, cod? | |
| [05:05] | What do we still have? Uh, let me think, uh… | |
| [05:08] | Yeah, we’re out of that, too. | |
| [05:09] | The hunt continues for our hungry bear. | |
| [05:12] | Fortunately, he can settle for the next-best thing. | |
| [05:16] | Competition, however, is still at the forefront. | |
| [05:19] | Ah, you can cut the passive-aggressiveness | |
| [05:22] | with a knife. | |
| [05:24] | The polar bear has been challenged | |
| [05:26] | by an aggressive female | |
| [05:27] | and now must assert his dominance in order to win | |
| [05:31] | his fish sticks or fight. | |
| [05:35] | Hi! | |
| [05:37] | Ah! Fish sticks! | |
| [05:40] | The polar bear will have to continue | |
| [05:43] | his tireless search elsewhere, | |
| [05:45] | or settle for fried tofu. | |
| [05:48] | Ah, ah, ah, I need to go. | |
| [05:51] | Huh? | |
| [05:52] | Oh, happy day! | |
| [05:56] | Bears are known for their remarkable intelligence. | |
| [05:59] | They will often employ several strategies | |
| [06:02] | to overcome an obstacle. | |
| [06:10] | Yah! Ohh! | |
| [06:21] | The grizzly’s goal is finally within reach, | |
| [06:24] | however, an enemy indigenous to these parts | |
| [06:28] | is lurking in the shadows. | |
| [06:30] | What… Hey! Get down from there! | |
| [06:32] | Uh, I’m sorry, sir. Just need to go to the bathroom. | |
| [06:34] | I’ll turn it off. | |
| [06:36] | – Aah! – Stop! | |
| [06:37] | Aaah! I’m trying! | |
| [06:40] | Help! | |
| [06:49] | You are in big trouble, mister! | |
| [06:52] | Guess you won’t have time to go to the bathroom! | |
| [06:54] | It’s okay. I don’t think I need to go anymore. | |
| [06:58] | Humans and animals alike | |
| [07:00] | both have a parasympathetic nervous system… | |
| [07:03] | Whoa, what the… | |
| [07:04] | relaxing tensed muscles in preparation for action. | |
| [07:08] | Shame… a feeling shared by all species. | |
| [07:16] | Respect. | |
| [07:17] | Let’s find out how the panda bear | |
| [07:19] | is doing in his quest for love. | |
| [07:22] | Hey, I’m really sorry for knocking down | |
| [07:24] | the cereal pyramid. I didn’t mean to. | |
| [07:26] | Oh, don’t worry about it. Hey, listen, | |
| [07:28] | I’m the queen of knocking stuff over. | |
| [07:30] | You should have seen the mess I made with the soda pop tower. | |
| [07:32] | You think that’s crazy? | |
| [07:34] | I once tried to inflate a mattress here in the store, | |
| [07:36] | and I ended up knocking over a shelf. | |
| [07:38] | Actually, based off the security camera footage, | |
| [07:41] | shelves, in plural, would be more accurate. | |
| [07:47] | Oh, what?! You’re the mattress man?! | |
| [07:50] | We’ve watched that security footage so many times. | |
| [07:52] | What?! You know about that?! | |
| [07:54] | Oh, my gosh, this is so embarrassing. | |
| [07:56] | Are you kidding? | |
| [07:57] | You’re, like, a legend over here. | |
| [07:59] | Show me your ways, master. | |
| [08:01] | Oh! | |
| [08:02] | So, um, could I maybe get your number | |
| [08:05] | so that we could talk over shelves together? | |
| [08:08] | Uh, yeah. | |
| [08:09] | That’d be fun. | |
| [08:11] | Hey, bro, so I think we need to go, like, now. | |
| [08:14] | Ice Bear ready to make meal now. | |
| [08:15] | Oh, I can check you guys out over here. | |
| [08:17] | The bears have collected an abundance of food, | |
| [08:21] | showing that they have a high status among their peers. | |
| [08:24] | All right, that’ll be $60. | |
| [08:27] | Right-o. Coming right up. | |
| [08:31] | Um, Ice Bear left his wallet at home. | |
| [08:35] | Well, do you have any money? | |
| [08:36] | Oh, that’s right. I don’t have any pockets. | |
| [08:39] | Um, how about an I.O.U.? | |
| [08:42] | Um, I don’ think that’s a good idea. | |
| [08:46] | I can really get in trouble for that. | |
| [08:48] | Um, please? | |
| [08:49] | Dude, do you want to get me fired? | |
| [08:51] | I thought you were different than that. | |
| [08:53] | Oh, no, I didn’t mean to… | |
| [08:54] | Is there a problem, gentlemen? | |
| [08:56] | Wait a minute, you again?! | |
| [08:57] | Whoa! Let’s get out of here, guys! | |
| [08:59] | Phew! That was close. | |
| [09:01] | I vote we never come here again. | |
| [09:03] | But Ice Bear needs food to make… food. | |
| [09:06] | Ugh, you’re right. Man, I’m hungry. | |
| [09:13] | All right, bros, let’s look everywhere around the house. | |
| [09:17] | There has to be some food somewhere. | |
| [09:19] | Desperate for hunger salvation, | |
| [09:21] | the bears search for any small morsel they can salvage. | |
| [09:26] | Aah! Aah! | |
| [09:28] | The fact that the bears haven’t had | |
| [09:31] | anything to eat is truly taking a toll on them. | |
| [09:37] | Finally, a grain of nourishment is discovered. | |
| [09:41] | It’s a simple equation. | |
| [09:43] | When hungry meets angry, you get “hangry.” | |
| [09:52] | When it comes to hunger, | |
| [09:53] | bears have no loyalty to family or friends. | |
| [09:57] | It is every bear for himself until their hunger is satisfied. | |
| [10:04] | Aah! | |
| [10:06] | It’s a fight between power and aggression. | |
| [10:09] | The hungriest bear will be the victorious one. | |
| [10:14] | You’re absolutely right, Chad, this is an intense game. | |
| [10:18] | But wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, this is amazing! | |
| [10:20] | I can’t believe it! | |
| [10:21] | Rocket is coming off the bench, | |
| [10:23] | and he’s wobbling onto the field. | |
| [10:25] | How is he even gonna play with a cast on, Chad? | |
| [10:27] | – I cannot believe my eyes! – Go, Rocket! Go, Rocket! | |
| [10:29] | – Go, go, go! – Is he gonna… | |
| [10:31] | – Go-o-o-o-o-al! – Go-o-o-o-o-al! | |
| [10:35] | We are going into overtime, ladies and gentlemen. | |
| [10:39] | Get yourself comfortable, folks, | |
| [10:40] | ’cause we gonna be here for a long time. | |
| [10:45] | Even the scarcity of food | |
| [10:47] | cannot threaten the bond connecting these three bears, | |
| [10:50] | who have proven that there is nothing stronger | |
| [10:53] | than the love connecting family. | |
| [10:56] | Good night, Planet Bears. | |
| [11:04] | ♪♪ |