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| [00:00] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ | |
| [00:01] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let’s go! ♪ | |
| [00:03] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:05] | ♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪ | |
| [00:07] | ♪ Yeah, we’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:10] | ♪ Wherever we are, there’s fun to be found ♪ | |
| [00:12] | ♪ We’ll be there when you turn that corner ♪ | |
| [00:14] | ♪ When you jump out the bush ♪ | |
| [00:15] | ♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪ | |
| [00:17] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:35] | Hmm. | |
| [00:38] | Who did this?! | |
| [00:40] | Who did this to Mr. Penguin?! | |
| [00:43] | – Oh, poor thing. – Ice Bear’s apron is ruined. | |
| [00:46] | Why are you guys up so early? | |
| [00:47] | Someone has vandalized … wait, what are you wearing? | |
| [00:50] | I sometimes wear long pajamas. | |
| [00:51] | It’s not a big … My jam-jams! | |
| [00:53] | – Who did this? – That’s what I was … | |
| [00:55] | Ice Bear sees bigger problem. | |
| [00:58] | – The couch! – The curtains, too? | |
| [01:00] | Ice Bear’s peace lily. Now pieces lily. | |
| [01:03] | – What happened to our house? – Ice Bear sees trail. | |
| [01:08] | Do you think there’s someone in there? | |
| [01:10] | Some kind of scissor handed person? | |
| [01:12] | I don’t know, but we got to stop this thing. | |
| [01:14] | We don’t have the cash to replace any more towels. | |
| [01:16] | Aha! Huh? There’s no one here. | |
| [01:19] | – Just more ruined towels. – If the culprit’s not here … | |
| [01:24] | – It’s in the toilet. – Ew, gross. | |
| [01:27] | Just lift off the top. | |
| [01:28] | – You do it. – Fine. | |
| [01:30] | Gotcha! | |
| [01:33] | Oh! | |
| [01:35] | Captain Craboo? | |
| [01:42] | Okay, put the axe down, man. | |
| [01:44] | Come on. There you go, buddy. | |
| [01:47] | I’ll just take this. | |
| [01:51] | Oh, come on, he won’t hurt you again, will you, Craboo? | |
| [01:54] | So, what do we do with him? | |
| [01:55] | We should set him free. The toilet is no place for a crab. | |
| [01:58] | Ah! Seriously, Craboo? | |
| [01:59] | After all we’ve been through together? | |
| [02:01] | Well, he was never the friendliest crab. | |
| [02:03] | – True. – Oh, here, use this. | |
| [02:05] | Good thinking, bro. | |
| [02:06] | Okay, Craboo, sweepy, sweepy. Now stay. | |
| [02:11] | Careful, careful. | |
| [02:14] | All right, man, be free. | |
| [02:18] | – What’s his deal? – Not sure. | |
| [02:20] | – Go on, go on. – Wha? | |
| [02:23] | Not cool, dude. | |
| [02:26] | Do you think he’s okay out there? | |
| [02:37] | – He’s all wet. – And cold. | |
| [02:39] | I can’t take it! | |
| [02:40] | Craboo! Craboo! Please don’t pinch me. | |
| [02:42] | Please don’t pinch me. | Please don’t pinch me. |
| [02:43] | Please don’t pinch me. | Please don’t pinch me. |
| [02:45] | Please don’t pinch me. There we go. | |
| [02:47] | Don’t worry, bro. | |
| [02:48] | It’s only temporary till the rainstorm’s over. | |
| [02:50] | He’s a good crab, I promise. | |
| [02:52] | Ooh, did you see that? He can do tricks. | |
| [02:55] | – Sit. Stay. – Don’t move at all. | |
| [02:58] | Oh, my gosh, he’s a genius. | |
| [03:00] | We have a genius crab. | |
| [03:01] | See what else he can do. | |
| [03:03] | Oh, I know. Snip this, Craboo. | |
| [03:07] | Oh, it’s us. | |
| [03:09] | Whoa! The likeness is stunning. | |
| [03:12] | Oh! He’s just so darn cute. We got to keep him. | |
| [03:15] | Hmph. Ice Bear can cut things without crab. | |
| [03:17] | Don’t worry, bro. He’s gonna be so great. | |
| [03:19] | Panda and I are gonna train him real good. | |
| [03:21] | He’ll be so well behaved. | |
| [03:23] | – Huh? – Bad crab. | |
| [03:32] | ♪ Ooh ♪ | |
| [03:33] | ♪ It’s me and my boo-boo ♪ | |
| [03:36] | ♪ Ooh ♪ | |
| [03:37] | ♪ It’s me and my boo ♪ | |
| [03:39] | ♪ Hey, friend to the end ♪ | |
| [03:42] | ♪ Haters gonna hate ♪ | |
| [03:44] | ♪ I don’t care ♪ | |
| [03:47] | ♪ ‘Cause what we have is rare ♪ | |
| [03:50] | ♪ And I think I’m gettin’ the feels ♪ | |
| [03:54] | ♪ That’s why I love you for reals ♪ | |
| [03:58] | ♪ Hey, friend to the end ♪ | |
| [04:00] | ♪ It’s gonna be ♪ | |
| [04:01] | ♪ Ooh ♪ | |
| [04:03] | ♪ It’s me and my boo-boo ♪ | |
| [04:05] | ♪ Ooh ♪ | |
| [04:07] | ♪ It’s me and my boo ♪ | |
| [04:08] | ♪ And every little step, we’re feelin’ just fine ♪ | |
| [04:12] | ♪ Take the long way around ♪ | |
| [04:14] | ♪ Let’s take our time ♪ | |
| [04:16] | ♪ No matter what I say ♪ | |
| [04:17] | ♪ Boy, you’re here with a smile ♪ | |
| [04:20] | ♪ And I’ll hope that you’ll stay ♪ | |
| [04:22] | ♪ Here for a while ♪ | |
| [04:24] | ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ | |
| [04:25] | ♪ It’s me and my boo ♪ | |
| [04:27] | ♪ Oh, yeah, my boo, my boo ♪ | |
| [04:29] | ♪ And my boo-boo-boo ♪ | |
| [04:30] | ♪ And my boo-boo-boo ♪ | |
| [04:32] | ♪ And my boo-boo-boo ♪ | |
| [04:34] | ♪ And my bo-ooooh ♪ | |
| [04:37] | ♪ And my boo-ooh-ooh and my boo and my boo and my boo ♪ | |
| [05:21] | Ah, come on, little bro. | |
| [05:23] | – We’re taking Craboo to the pet store. – Yeah! | |
| [05:26] | Ugh, Nom Nom’s here? | |
| [05:28] | Maybe we should just come back another time. | |
| [05:30] | Nom Nom is truly the epitome of a dingle. | |
| [05:32] | Come on, Pan, it’s gonna be great. | |
| [05:34] | Maybe we can get a picture of Nom Nom and Craboo. | |
| [05:37] | Next. | |
| [05:38] | Nom Nom, can you take a pic with my dog? | |
| [05:40] | You’re the best! | |
| [05:42] | – Next. – Nom Nom, sign my cat. | |
| [05:47] | Next. | |
| [05:48] | Hey, Nom Nom. Remember us? | |
| [05:50] | Ugh, not you three again. What do you want? | |
| [05:52] | Oh, this is our pet, Captain Craboo. | |
| [05:54] | Oh, gross! What is that thing?! | |
| [05:56] | It’s disgusting. Ugh, get that away from me. | |
| [05:58] | What is wrong with you? | |
| [06:00] | Get lost right now, or I’m calling security. | |
| [06:02] | Ice Bear thinks time to go. | |
| [06:04] | Yeah, hit the road, you oaf. | |
| [06:07] | – Bro? – Unbelievable. | |
| [06:09] | Someone get me a … | |
| [06:16] | Someone get this thing off of me! | |
| [06:29] | Arrest that crab! | |
| [06:34] | – Oh! Craboo! | – Oh! |
| [06:40] | – What just happened? – C-C-C-Craboo. | |
| [06:50] | – Well, I hope he’s all right. – Huh? | |
| [06:55] | He looks stressed. | |
| [06:59] | Oh, you poor thing. | |
| [07:00] | You’re gonna be fine, Craboo. Hang in there. | |
| [07:03] | Ice Bear misses you. | |
| [07:05] | I need you to stay strong for me, Craboo. | |
| [07:07] | We are gonna get you out of there soon. | |
| [07:09] | But we don’t have any money for a lawyer. | |
| [07:11] | We don’t. That’s why we hired ourselves. Unh! | |
| [07:15] | But we don’t know anything about the law. | |
| [07:17] | We don’t. But you know what? | |
| [07:19] | No other lawyer cares more about our Craboo than us. | |
| [07:21] | Love will win us Craboo back. | |
| [07:23] | All right, time’s up. | |
| [07:26] | – Ice Bear demands one more minute. – Come on, brother. | |
| [07:34] | Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Let’s begin. | |
| [07:36] | Plaintiff’s lawyer, you may call your first witness. | |
| [07:39] | What are you wearing, man? You look ridiculous. | |
| [07:42] | Every professional law person needs to wear these. | |
| [07:43] | Trust me. I saw it in all these court-related movies. | |
| [07:46] | Thank you, Your Honor. | |
| [07:47] | I call Nom Nom, the world-famous lover | |
| [07:49] | of all animals, beings, | |
| [07:51] | and cutest animal on the Internet, to the stand. | |
| [07:54] | – Oh. – Poor little guy. | |
| [08:02] | Hey, hey! I object, Your Honor! | |
| [08:04] | – Object to what? – Uh, Nom Nom is … | |
| [08:07] | he’s just way too cute! | |
| [08:09] | It may blur your judgment, Your Honor. | |
| [08:11] | If you interrupt again, I will have you removed. | |
| [08:15] | I was at the pet shop when this tragedy happened. | |
| [08:18] | I was there to promote this pet shampoo for free, of course. | |
| [08:21] | I just love helping out pet-loving companies. | |
| [08:24] | That’s not true! You were disgusted by our Craboo! | |
| [08:26] | What? I donate millions of dollars | |
| [08:28] | every year for saving crabs. | |
| [08:30] | I recall those bears mentioning something about | |
| [08:33] | eating their pet crab. I think I was disgusted by that. | |
| [08:37] | Lies! | |
| [08:38] | Order! Order! Witness may proceed. | |
| [08:40] | Thank you, Your Honor. I just wanted to protect the crab, | |
| [08:43] | then all of a sudden, it cut one of my fingers off! | |
| [08:47] | – That’s just fingernail. – They’re like my fingers to me, okay? | |
| [08:50] | I tried to defend myself, but I failed. | |
| [08:52] | And this is what it did to me! | |
| [08:56] | The media should be all over this. | |
| [08:58] | People have the right to know how dangerous that crab can be! | |
| [09:01] | That’ll be all, Your Honor. | |
| [09:03] | Ladies and gentlemen, I want everyone to take | |
| [09:05] | a close look at this photo, if you don’t mind. | |
| [09:07] | See how cute he is. | |
| [09:09] | – Aww! – Cutie. | |
| [09:10] | Yes! This is our cute little Craboo, and he is great. | |
| [09:14] | And I have someone that can prove that fact, friends. | |
| [09:16] | I call our witness, Panda, to the stand, Your Honor. | |
| [09:19] | So, Mr. Panda, | |
| [09:21] | could you please tell us how great our Cap’n was? | |
| [09:23] | Objection, Your Honor! | |
| [09:24] | – This has nothing to do with … – Overruled. | |
| [09:26] | – Uh, what does that mean? – You may proceed, witness. | |
| [09:29] | Oh, so, uh, Craboo was amazing. | |
| [09:33] | I would pet his shell, and the way he would | |
| [09:35] | hide his eyes, it was so cute. | |
| [09:37] | I love it when he eats, ’cause his mouth would go like… | |
| [09:41] | Oh, man, I’m sorry. | |
| [09:43] | I can’t do this anymore. | |
| [09:46] | Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Great. | |
| [09:47] | Thank you for your sincere testimony, Mr. Panda. | |
| [09:50] | Please, Your Honor! | |
| [09:51] | Please don’t take away our Craboo from us! | |
| [09:54] | I beg you! | |
| [09:55] | You see, Craboo was just our cute little pet. | |
| [09:58] | No, I take that back. He was our family, | |
| [10:01] | and family look after one another. | |
| [10:03] | Listen, Your Honor, yes, our pet made a mistake. | |
| [10:05] | He pinched Nom Nom. | |
| [10:06] | But let me ask you, do you have a brother, Your Honor? | |
| [10:09] | – I have a sister. – So, then tell me, Judge, | |
| [10:11] | you wouldn’t knock someone out | |
| [10:13] | with that big hammer of yours | |
| [10:14] | if you saw someone harassing your sister? | |
| [10:17] | – It’s called a gavel. – Whatever. | |
| [10:19] | Taking away a bro for protecting his own family | |
| [10:21] | would be a gross misapplication of justice. | |
| [10:25] | Now, I’m confident that you guys will come to | |
| [10:27] | a just decision and restore this crab to our family! | |
| [10:39] | Yeah! Thank you! | |
| [10:41] | Oh, look! He … he’s doing it again! | |
| [10:42] | Take photos and put them online! | |
| [10:46] | That’s it! | |
| [10:47] | Guilty! That crab is a danger to society! | |
| [10:50] | Send him away! | |
| [10:52] | No, wait! Nom Nom was just doing that on purpose! | |
| [10:54] | Ice Bear will save Craboo. | |
| [10:57] | Run. | |
| [11:04] | Where’d they go, huh? | |
| [11:06] | Don’t just stand there! Find them! | |
| [11:12] | Good evening. This just in. | |
| [11:13] | The crab that attacked cute Internet sensation Nom Nom | |
| [11:16] | has just fled the scene of the courthouse earlier today. | |
| [11:19] | The fugitive is still at large and wanted by police. | |
| [11:21] | We are urge all Bay area citizens | |
| [11:23] | to keep an eye out for him. | |
| [11:25] | He’s red and has two big claws. | |
| [11:26] | Here’s a police sketch I just did. That’s him right there. | |
| [11:29] | And he is not a lobster. | |
| [11:31] | We’ve arrested like eight lobsters by mistake | |
| [11:32] | thinking it was him. | |
| [11:34] | The crab’s owners, three bears, | |
| [11:35] | await punishment for aiding and abetting a criminal. | |
| [11:38] | More after this. | |
| [11:44] | Okay, it’s clear. | |
| [11:49] | Hang in there, Craboo. We’re almost there. | |
| [11:54] | Ice Bear smells po-po. | |
| [11:59] | Well, it looks like we’re gonna have to find another home. | |
| [12:01] | – But where will we go? – I don’t know. | |
| [12:03] | We’ll just have to find a place to camp for the night. | |
| [12:16] | ♪ Sooner or later ♪ | |
| [12:19] | ♪ So well acquainted ♪ | |
| [12:22] | ♪ See this routine here looks a bit tainted ♪ | |
| [12:32] | ♪ But now together ♪ | |
| [12:35] | ♪ Never apart ♪ | |
| [12:38] | ♪ Out in this open, our dream seems so fainted ♪ | |
| [12:45] | ♪ Maybe with patience ♪ | |
| [12:48] | ♪ Something in between ♪ | |
| [12:51] | ♪ Sooner or later, my friend ♪ | |
| [12:58] | ♪ Found us out here somewhere ♪ | |
| [13:01] | ♪ Out in these stars ♪ | |
| [13:04] | ♪ Maybe if we’re quiet ♪ | |
| [13:07] | ♪ We’ll hear all our thoughts ♪ | |
| [13:10] | ♪ How perfect if hearts align ♪ | |
| [13:14] | ♪ Intentions will cross ♪ | |
| [13:19] | ♪ Sooner or later ♪ | |
| [13:22] | ♪ This moment in question ♪ | |
| [13:25] | ♪ Brave but uncertain ♪ | |
| [13:28] | ♪ Us together now ♪ | |
| [13:31] | ♪ Never apart ♪ | |
| [13:35] | ♪ Sooner or later, my friend ♪ | |
| [13:44] | You know, even though we’re homeless, penniless, | |
| [13:47] | cold, dirty, villainous fugitives from justice, | |
| [13:50] | at least we have each other and our good little Craboo. | |
| [13:53] | Guys, I’ve been thinking. | |
| [13:55] | What if we’re being selfish with Craboo? | |
| [13:57] | I mean, it weren’t for us, he wouldn’t | |
| [13:59] | be in this predicament in the first place. | |
| [14:03] | Maybe we have been selfish. | |
| [14:08] | Well, I guess we’ll just have to | |
| [14:10] | figure it out in the morning. | |
| [14:11] | Oh, hey, pinecones are done. Who’s hungry? | |
| [14:24] | So hungry. | |
| [14:31] | These berries don’t look particularly poisonous. | |
| [14:33] | Search the perimeter, Johnson. | |
| [14:36] | Take a team and search the creek. | |
| [14:37] | Spread out and find them. | |
| [14:38] | The photo’s location was tagged around here somewhere. | |
| [14:46] | – Guys, guys, wake up! – Wha? Wha? Wha?! | |
| [14:49] | – What, who? – Nom Nom and the cops are here! | |
| [14:51] | What?! How’d they find us? | |
| [14:53] | I don’t know, satellites or something. | |
| [14:55] | We got to get Craboo out of here. | |
| [14:56] | Hey! There you are! | |
| [14:58] | I see them over here! | |
| [14:59] | – Run! – Hey, stop! | |
| [15:01] | Bros, they’re right on our tails! | |
| [15:03] | Grizz, grab my hand! | |
| [15:06] | That was too close. | |
| [15:08] | Dispatch, this is unit 209. | |
| [15:10] | We are in hot pursuit of the suspects. | |
| [15:15] | I don’t think we have the proper safety equipment to be here. | |
| [15:18] | Go right! | |
| [15:20] | That way! | |
| [15:23] | Uh, maybe we should go around the big saws. | |
| [15:27] | Murphy, hit the brakes! | |
| [15:35] | There they go! | |
| [15:38] | Okay, on three. | |
| [15:39] | One, two, three. | |
| [15:42] | – Whoa! – Panda! | |
| [15:44] | Hang on! | |
| [15:50] | Sweet butter biscuits! | |
| [15:52] | Whoa! | |
| [15:58] | – These guys are crazy. – I’ll go after them, sir. | |
| [16:02] | Go get ’em, son. | |
| [16:04] | I think we can slow down now. | |
| [16:05] | Ice Bear can’t slow down. | |
| [16:12] | I think we lost them. Huh? | |
| [16:14] | – Man, these guys just don’t stop. – I can’t stop! | |
| [16:18] | Ooh! | |
| [16:23] | I’m sure he’s okay. | |
| [16:29] | – Hey, look, it’s the ocean! – Great idea, Pan Pan. | |
| [16:32] | That’s the perfect place to take Craboo. | |
| [16:34] | Freeze! That’s far enough. | |
| [16:36] | – Hand over the fugitive. – Our Craboo’s innocent! | |
| [16:39] | I don’t care. This is your last chance. | |
| [16:45] | Guys, jump! | |
| [16:48] | Dang it! | |
| [16:50] | Command, they’re heading south on the Pacific Coast Highway. | |
| [16:52] | Code 17-F. All units be on the lookout for fugitives. | |
| [16:55] | Reported heading southbound on Pacific Highway. | |
| [16:59] | It’s them. | |
| [17:02] | Oh, dear. What in good gravy did I do this time? | |
| [17:05] | Oh, no, we’re pulling over. | |
| [17:11] | Hold on to Ice Bear. | |
| [17:14] | What? | |
| [17:15] | Good thinking. I think we lost them. | |
| [17:21] | Oh, no. | |
| [17:24] | Oh, come on. | |
| [17:25] | – What are we gonna do now? – Ice Bear’s got this. | |
| [17:31] | All right, keep your eyes on the road, watch the mirrors, | |
| [17:33] | check your blind spots. | |
| [17:34] | Wha! W-What was that?! | |
| [17:36] | – Did I do something wrong? – Just a bump in the road. | |
| [17:38] | Hello. | |
| [17:39] | Uh, sorry to bother you, but would you mind going a big faster. | |
| [17:41] | – Maintain the speed limit. – No, go faster! | |
| [17:46] | We’re following the chase live | |
| [17:48] | heading south on the Pacific Coast Highway. | |
| [17:49] | Police are attempting to pull over a vehicle | |
| [17:51] | that appears to have been commandeered | |
| [17:53] | by three bears and a crab. | |
| [17:54] | Guys, you got to see this! | |
| [17:57] | Oh, no. | |
| [17:59] | Okay, now go ahead and slowly pull over | |
| [18:01] | to the right for the police blockade. | |
| [18:08] | Give up the crab! You’re completely surrounded. | |
| [18:10] | You’ve got nowhere to run, bears. | |
| [18:13] | – You’ll never take our Craboo! – Oh, yes, I will. | |
| [18:18] | Craboo! | |
| [18:21] | Oh, slipping. No! | |
| [18:26] | Say goodbye to your precious crab! | |
| [18:30] | Get off! | |
| [18:31] | Whoa! Get … get off! Get off me! | |
| [18:36] | I’m out of here! | |
| [18:40] | Stupid parachute. I’m too important to die! | |
| [18:44] | Come on! | |
| [18:45] | Ooh! Ha! | |
| [18:48] | What? No! This is my parachute. | |
| [18:50] | Get your own, you stinking crab! | |
| [18:55] | Craboo. | |
| [19:03] | Got it! | |
| [19:20] | They’ll be here soon. We have to hurry. | |
| [19:21] | Well, if you love something, you got to let it go, I guess. | |
| [19:25] | We’ll all miss you, Craboo. You were a heck of a lot of fun. | |
| [19:28] | You’re a good friend, Craboo. I’ll never forget you. | |
| [19:45] | – Go. – They’ll be here any second. | |
| [20:18] | Secure the perimeter! I want this beach on lockdown. | |
| [20:21] | All right, where’s the fugitive? | |
| [20:23] | – He’s gone. – Gone? | |
| [20:24] | Sir, I think I found something. | |
| [20:26] | It looks like some kind of starfish. | |
| [20:28] | Hey, put me down! | |
| [20:32] | I’ve had it with you bears. I demand you arrest them! | |
| [20:34] | They don’t have the fugitive. | |
| [20:36] | The trail’s gone cold. Nothing we can do. | |
| [20:38] | Oh, nothing you can do? You’re the police! | |
| [20:40] | – I demand justice! – Sir, you’re being disorderly. | |
| [20:42] | If you don’t calm down, I’m gonna have to detain you. | |
| [20:45] | Disorderly?! I’ll show you disorderly. | |
| [20:50] | Let me out of here right now! | |
| [20:56] | All right, boys, let’s go. | |
| [21:14] | Phew. Well, at least we just got community service. | |
| [21:17] | I wonder, do you know how long it’ll take to do 500 hours? | |
| [21:31] | – Hey, I miss him, too. – And who knows? | |
| [21:35] | Maybe somewhere out there, Craboo is thinking of us. |