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| [00:01] | ♪ Da, da, Da-ba-Da, da, da, Ba-da-Ba-Da-Ba ♪ | |
| [00:03] | ♪ Da, da, Da-ba-Da, da, da ♪ Let’s go! | |
| [00:05] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:06] | ♪ A wink and a smile and a great old time ♪ | |
| [00:09] | ♪ Yeah, we’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:11] | ♪ Wherever we are, there’s some fun to be found ♪ | |
| [00:13] | ♪ We’ll be there when you turn that corner ♪ | |
| [00:16] | ♪ We’ll jump out the bush ♪ | |
| [00:17] | ♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪ | |
| [00:19] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:26] | This may look like | |
| [00:28] | another peaceful rural town in America, | |
| [00:30] | but the McArthur family realized their quiet neighborhood | |
| [00:33] | was actually a terror-hood. | |
| [00:36] | Meet Bobby Bateman. | |
| [00:38] | We thought he was normal, | |
| [00:40] | but then he kidnapped our cat, | |
| [00:41] | and he lit our house on fire. | |
| [00:43] | Those aren’t normal things at all! | |
| [00:45] | Nobody could believe that he would’ve done such terrible things. | |
| [00:48] | Oh, man! | |
| [00:49] | Ho ho! No way. This is messed up! | |
| [00:51] | The McArthur family was left in the end | |
| [00:53] | with barely anything… | |
| [00:54] | What are you watching? Oh, hey! | |
| [00:56] | You guys gotta check this out. | |
| [00:58] | I’m binge-watching this crazy show | |
| [00:59] | about crime happening anywhere… | |
| [01:01] | Even nice places. | |
| [01:03] | We just didn’t see it coming. | |
| [01:05] | Wait, were you watching this all night? | |
| [01:07] | Yeah, man. This show’s insane! I mean, look at him! | |
| [01:09] | You would never guess | |
| [01:10] | that this normal looking guy would be so cray-cray. | |
| [01:12] | I mean look at me. | |
| [01:13] | No one knows what I’m up to, | |
| [01:15] | but everyone assumes I’m this perfect bear | |
| [01:16] | because of my awesome looks. | |
| [01:18] | Well, I heavily doubt that. | |
| [01:20] | You never know, man. | |
| [01:21] | You never know. | |
| [01:24] | Huh? | |
| [01:29] | You’re the best. | |
| [01:31] | Hey, hey, hey! Check it out, guys! | |
| [01:32] | Looks like we’ve got new neighbors! | |
| [01:34] | Oh! We’ve always wanted neighbors! | |
| [01:36] | The barbecues, the dinner parties! | |
| [01:38] | This is gonna be amazing. | |
| [01:40] | Ah! Let’s go say hi. | |
| [01:41] | Ice Bear made casserole for the new neighbors. | |
| [01:43] | Hey, neighbors! Welcome to the neighborhood! | |
| [01:46] | Nice to meet you. I’m Grizz! | |
| [01:47] | I’m Panda. – Ice Bear. | |
| [01:49] | Hi, I’m Faye. Warren. Pleasure! | |
| [01:52] | Excuse us if we’re intruding your space. | |
| [01:54] | Didn’t know someone was living here. | |
| [01:56] | No wonder we’re getting wi-fi. | |
| [01:57] | Hope you don’t mind us staying next to ya? | |
| [01:59] | Oh, of course not! Welcome! | |
| [02:01] | We’re so glad that you guys are here! | |
| [02:03] | Heck! | |
| [02:04] | We’ll just stay forever then. | |
| [02:07] | By the way, are you a grizzly bear? | |
| [02:09] | Yeah! Pretty cool, huh? | |
| [02:10] | Oh. Your hair’s so tough. | |
| [02:12] | Man, are you as strong as you look? | |
| [02:15] | I look strong? | |
| [02:16] | Honey, you’d better check this guy out! | |
| [02:18] | Warren, don’t be rude. | |
| [02:20] | What? I’m just admiring his physique. | |
| [02:22] | Oh, I’m sorry, Grizz. | |
| [02:23] | We’re just obsessed with grizzly bears. | |
| [02:25] | I’m obsessed with new neighbors! | |
| [02:27] | Come on. Touch the bear. | |
| [02:29] | Go ahead, touch him. Warren, please. | |
| [02:31] | Well, it was a pleasure meeting you all. | |
| [02:33] | Let’s try and plan a dinner sometime soon. | |
| [02:35] | – That would be wonderful! – Ah, that sounds good! | |
| [02:37] | All right, well, we’ll see ya around then! | |
| [02:39] | See ya! | |
| [02:42] | Those guys were cool. | |
| [02:44] | Yeah. Ice bear forgot to give casserole. | |
| [02:46] | Oh, here, I’ll give it to ’em! | |
| [02:49] | Did you see his size? | |
| [02:51] | The grizzly? Yeah. | |
| [02:52] | I like how chubby he is. | |
| [02:54] | What? I’m not chubby. | |
| [02:55] | I mean, this is what we’ve been looking for. | |
| [02:57] | All the hard work we’ve put in, finally paying off. | |
| [03:00] | Now, now, let’s not get too excited. | |
| [03:03] | Excitement screws things up. | |
| [03:05] | We gotta make sure we capture him this time. | |
| [03:09] | Who’s there?! Did you hear that? | |
| [03:13] | Huh? | |
| [03:18] | What’s going on? They’re after me! | |
| [03:20] | They’re gonna kill me! They’re bear hunters! | |
| [03:22] | Calm down! Who is after you? | |
| [03:24] | The new neighbors. | |
| [03:26] | They were saying stuff about how perfect and chubby I was. | |
| [03:28] | And… and how they’re gonna capture me. | |
| [03:30] | They have knives! | |
| [03:31] | Ice Bear has knives. | |
| [03:32] | Grizz, we all have knives! | |
| [03:34] | I think that TV show’s got you paranoid. | |
| [03:37] | Yeah, right? | |
| [03:39] | There’s no way they’re bear hunters. | |
| [03:40] | Yeah! | |
| [03:43] | Dude, those guys are cool! | |
| [03:44] | Ice Bear knows who’s cool. | |
| [03:45] | Yeah, you’re right. | |
| [03:47] | Get some rest or something. | |
| [03:48] | We’ll leave you alone. | |
| [03:49] | Uh, yeah. Okay. | |
| [03:50] | Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. | |
| [03:52] | Here. – Thanks. | |
| [03:54] | Okay, see you in a bit. Yeah, cool. | |
| [03:56] | I’m… I’m just gonna take it easy… | |
| [03:58] | and relax. | |
| [04:05] | Oh, I just love this little house. | |
| [04:07] | It’s so cute. | |
| [04:08] | Oh, anytime! Hey, what’s going on? | |
| [04:10] | Hey, there you are! What’s up, Grizz? | |
| [04:12] | You looked kind of dead. We didn’t want to wake you up. | |
| [04:15] | Come, join us. | |
| [04:16] | Oh, hey. | |
| [04:18] | I didn’t know you guys were joining us for dinner. | |
| [04:19] | Come on, big fella, sit. | |
| [04:21] | Be the meat in a Warren and Faye sandwich. | |
| [04:24] | Dude, don’t be rude. | |
| [04:26] | Uh, okay. | |
| [04:28] | Attaboy. | |
| [04:30] | Hi. – I’m so excited. | |
| [04:32] | I’ve never sat next to a grizzly bear before. | |
| [04:34] | Oh, yes, you have. | |
| [04:36] | Yeah, but that one wasn’t alive. | |
| [04:37] | Uh, that doesn’t sound awesome. | |
| [04:39] | Tell me, Grizz, | |
| [04:41] | what’s it like living in such an isolated place? | |
| [04:42] | I bet someone could scream and nobody would hear us. | |
| [04:45] | We’ll see about that. | |
| [04:46] | Scream. – Huh? | |
| [04:48] | Yeah. I wan to hear you scream. | |
| [04:51] | No. Scream like you’re in pain… | |
| [04:53] | Like your life depended on it. | |
| [04:56] | Whoa! Look at these teeth! | |
| [04:58] | They look so deadly! | |
| [04:59] | You wouldn’t bite anyone with these, though, | |
| [05:01] | like even when someone attacks you? | |
| [05:03] | Uh, I… uh, um… Hey! | |
| [05:05] | Whose axe is this?! Can I borrow it? | |
| [05:06] | Ice Bear would be happy to hook up a neighbor. | |
| [05:08] | Awesome. | |
| [05:09] | Whoo! | |
| [05:11] | Really need this for an important project we have. | |
| [05:13] | Right, honey? | |
| [05:16] | Okay! It’s getting kind of late! | |
| [05:17] | Late? Dude, it’s only like 7:00. | |
| [05:19] | Yeah, Panda, brother, this is when I go to bed! | |
| [05:21] | Oh? I respect that. | |
| [05:23] | We really need you to be healthy. | |
| [05:27] | All right, guys, thanks for coming! | |
| [05:28] | Please, have a good night! | |
| [05:33] | Dude, what was that all about!? | |
| [05:34] | What? Uh, I was tired! | |
| [05:36] | You just woke up from a nap, like, 10 minutes ago! | |
| [05:38] | Okay, fine! But you’ll thank me later, dude! | |
| [05:40] | Those guys are not the nice neighbors you think they are! | |
| [05:44] | They’re bear killers! Oh, man! | |
| [05:46] | You just ruined our awesome dinner | |
| [05:48] | with our awesome new neighbors. | |
| [05:49] | Enjoy the rest of your evening. | |
| [05:52] | Pan Pan, dude! | |
| [05:53] | I’m just trying to keep all of us safe! | |
| [05:54] | You’re welcome! | |
| [06:08] | Hyah! | |
| [06:13] | Just gotta stay… | |
| [06:17] | awake. | |
| [06:19] | Gah! What was that! | |
| [06:23] | Oh, just a stupid branch. | |
| [06:24] | Who’s there?! | |
| [06:26] | Knock it off, you dumb branch. | |
| [06:31] | Huh? | |
| [06:34] | Stay back! | |
| [06:39] | Aah! | |
| [06:46] | Huh? | |
| [06:56] | Huh?! | |
| [06:57] | Dude, you should come see this! | |
| [07:07] | I just don’t know, honey. | |
| [07:09] | You don’t think this might be a bit much? | |
| [07:10] | Not at all. | |
| [07:12] | I think it’s just what he deserves. | |
| [07:13] | Huh? | |
| [07:14] | Oh, no! Our bones! | |
| [07:23] | Why do I have to be right all the time?! | |
| [07:24] | Where’s my phone?! We have to call the cops! | |
| [07:26] | We have to call the cops! Panda, no! | |
| [07:28] | What the heck, Grizz? | |
| [07:29] | No, we cannot call the cops! | |
| [07:31] | In these scenarios, they call the cops, | |
| [07:32] | but they never nab the bad guys | |
| [07:34] | because they don’t have proof! | |
| [07:35] | Then what do we do?! | |
| [07:36] | We need to get some evidence. | |
| [07:39] | I think that was our last bag. | |
| [07:40] | Well, I guess we should take a trip to town | |
| [07:43] | and get some supplies. Good idea. | |
| [07:48] | Okay, they’re leaving. | |
| [07:49] | How are we looking? We’re live. | |
| [07:55] | All right, you’re clear! | |
| [07:56] | Good luck to you, brother. | |
| [08:11] | Ice Bear has never seen this many knives. | |
| [08:16] | Look at that! Now can we call the cops?! | |
| [08:18] | It’s not good enough. | |
| [08:19] | We need something really incriminating. | |
| [08:28] | Is that enough evidence? | |
| [08:29] | Yeah, that’s enough evidence. | |
| [08:35] | What! – Oh, no! What happened?! | |
| [08:37] | I don’t know! We lost the feed! | |
| [08:38] | Stay here and keep watch. I’m going in! | |
| [08:43] | Brother, are you okay, dude?! | |
| [08:44] | What happened?! What’d you see?! | |
| [08:45] | Ice Bear saw that. | |
| [08:54] | They’re after all three of us. | |
| [08:56] | Guys! | |
| [08:57] | What are you doing?! | |
| [08:58] | You’re supposed to be keeping watch! | |
| [09:00] | I got too scared and… whoa! | |
| [09:01] | Are those pictures of me? | |
| [09:03] | Dude, those are pictures of me! | |
| [09:06] | That’s the fastest supply trip we’ve ever made! | |
| [09:08] | Oh, no, they’re coming! Quick, in that closet! | |
| [09:11] | We’ll hide in here until… | |
| [09:13] | Oh, no! | |
| [09:14] | This is a madhouse! | |
| [09:16] | Other door! | |
| [09:19] | Uh… the window, quick! | |
| [09:24] | Whoa, whoa! | |
| [09:26] | Hey, is someone in here? | |
| [09:27] | The skeleton’s on the floor. | |
| [09:29] | Honey, I think we have company. | |
| [09:33] | Oh, no, I’m stuck! | |
| [09:35] | Grizz, we’ll get you out of there! | |
| [09:36] | Oh, they’re right. I am too chubby! | |
| [09:38] | Is someone in there? | |
| [09:40] | We’re coming in on the count of three. | |
| [09:41] | Okay, one, two… | |
| [09:44] | Three! – …Three! | |
| [09:47] | What is going on here!? | |
| [09:49] | Stay back! We know what you are! | |
| [09:52] | We know you’re bear hunters! | |
| [09:54] | Bear hunters?! | |
| [09:55] | They’re on to us, honey. | |
| [09:56] | Should we tell them who we are? | |
| [09:58] | I think it’s better if we show them. | |
| [10:02] | We’re not bear hunters… | |
| [10:05] | We’re bear carvers! | |
| [10:07] | Uh, it’s me. | |
| [10:10] | I’m glad you think so! | |
| [10:11] | We’ve been studying you a lot | |
| [10:12] | trying to get the likeness right! | |
| [10:13] | My husband and I run a woodworking business, | |
| [10:16] | and when we met you guys, | |
| [10:17] | we thought you were perfect muses for our work. | |
| [10:19] | We tried to be inconspicuous. | |
| [10:21] | We didn’t want to freak you guys out. | |
| [10:23] | But what about the bones? | |
| [10:25] | Those were fake. | |
| [10:26] | We study them for reference. | |
| [10:28] | That all makes perfect sense. | |
| [10:30] | I’m so sorry I misjudged you. | |
| [10:31] | I let my imagination run wild, | |
| [10:32] | and then I dragged my brothers into it. | |
| [10:34] | Not to mention, we destroyed your RV. | |
| [10:37] | Oh, I feel terrible. | |
| [10:38] | I wish there was something we could do | |
| [10:40] | to make it up to you. | |
| [10:41] | Hmm. – Hmm. | |
| [10:42] | Well, there is one thing… | |
| [10:45] | ♪♪ | |
| [10:47] | How much longer do we need to do this? | |
| [10:50] | My contacts are drying out. | |
| [10:51] | Ice Bear can’t feel his butt. | |
| [10:52] | Don’t move! | |
| [10:54] | You guys are doing great! | |
| [10:56] | Yeah, just a few more hours, | |
| [10:58] | and I think we’ll have all the carvings we need! | |
| [11:04] | ♪♪ | |
| [11:17] | Done! – Done! Done! |