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| [00:02] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ | |
| [00:04] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ♪ Let’s go! | |
| [00:06] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:07] | ♪ A wink and a smile and a great old time ♪ | |
| [00:10] | ♪ Yeah, we’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:12] | ♪ Wherever we are, there’s some fun to be found ♪ | |
| [00:14] | ♪ We’ll be there when you turn that corner ♪ | |
| [00:17] | ♪ We’ll jump out the bush ♪ | |
| [00:18] | ♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪ | |
| [00:20] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:32] | Wakey-wakey, Mr. Nom Nom. | |
| [00:34] | You have an interview in an hour. | |
| [00:36] | Go away! | |
| [00:37] | Pardon me, sir. | |
| [00:52] | Your place is beautiful. | |
| [00:53] | Welcome to another “Morning with Kate.” | |
| [00:56] | Today, we have the viral-video sensation Nom Nom | |
| [00:59] | in the house. | |
| [01:00] | G’day, mates. | |
| [01:01] | Congratulations on becoming | |
| [01:02] | the new face of Australian Air. | |
| [01:04] | It must be amazing to see your face | |
| [01:06] | flying from continent to continent, huh? | |
| [01:08] | Not as much | |
| [01:09] | as the fat paychecks that I get. | |
| [01:12] | But, seriously, your family, they must be so proud. | |
| [01:16] | To be honest, I wouldn’t know. | |
| [01:17] | I… I don’t even know where they are. | |
| [01:20] | Oh, I’m sorry. | |
| [01:21] | That’s so sad. | |
| [01:22] | Ah, it’s fine. | |
| [01:23] | I… I do have this photo from my past. | |
| [01:25] | Aww, that’s so cute! | |
| [01:27] | That’s me in the middle… The one destined for stardom. | |
| [01:30] | And what would you do if you had your family today? | |
| [01:34] | Oh, I don’t know. | |
| [01:36] | I… I’d share my success with them, I guess. | |
| [01:38] | What’s mine would be theirs. Mmhmm. | |
| [01:40] | Now, Nom Nom, how did it feel when… | |
| [01:42] | Hmm? | |
| [01:43] | What’s that? Uh-huh. | |
| [01:45] | Seriously? | |
| [01:46] | Uh, what is this? | |
| [01:47] | What… What’s going on, here? | |
| [01:48] | Nom Nom, we have a caller on the line | |
| [01:50] | saying that he knows you. | |
| [01:52] | Uh, what? Okay, then. | |
| [01:54] | Can we get this person on the speaker, please? | |
| [01:58] | Uh, g’day? | |
| [01:59] | Hello! | |
| [02:00] | We hear that you might know Nom Nom? | |
| [02:02] | Uh, yeah. That’s… that’s right. | |
| [02:04] | Well, who wouldn’t know me, right? | |
| [02:07] | Could you please be a little more specific here? | |
| [02:09] | Uh, of course. | |
| [02:11] | Uh, I’m sorry, Nom Nom. | |
| [02:12] | I… I think I’m your brother. | |
| [02:15] | What? What’d you say? | |
| [02:17] | Your brother? | |
| [02:19] | My broth… Hmph! | |
| [02:22] | ♪♪ | |
| [02:32] | Hmm. | |
| [02:33] | Sir, I can’t tell if he’s your brother. | |
| [02:35] | Honestly, all koalas look alike to me. | |
| [02:37] | No one asked you. | |
| [02:39] | So, you’re the one who called, huh? | |
| [02:41] | Uh, g’day, Mr. Nom Nom. | |
| [02:44] | I’m Kyle. | |
| [02:46] | So, you’re my brother, huh? | |
| [02:48] | Uh, I don’t know. | |
| [02:49] | You got any proof? | |
| [02:50] | Uh, proof? | |
| [02:51] | Oh, dang. | |
| [02:53] | You know, I… I… I shouldn’t have wasted your time. | |
| [02:55] | I’m… I’m sorry. | |
| [02:57] | Huh? | |
| [03:01] | Uh… | |
| [03:02] | Is everything okay? | |
| [03:05] | Your eyebrows. You… | |
| [03:08] | Mr. Nom Nom? | |
| [03:09] | Uh, oh! | |
| [03:10] | Just call me Nom Nom… brother. | |
| [03:13] | Hey, you got all this, right? | |
| [03:16] | Welcome to my home, brother. | |
| [03:19] | Allow me to give you the grand tour. Wow! | |
| [03:21] | Uh, no, no, sir, hold it! | |
| [03:24] | Uh, sir, I’m – I’m locked out here! | |
| [03:26] | This is where I eat, obviously. | |
| [03:28] | Whoa! Such a long table. | |
| [03:30] | I bet it takes forever to pass the salt? | |
| [03:32] | Aye? | |
| [03:33] | Crikey, you have your own bowling alley! | |
| [03:35] | Being rich buys you a lot of things. | |
| [03:37] | So, this is the trophy room. | |
| [03:39] | It’s where I keep all my memorable awards and stuff. | |
| [03:41] | Wow! | |
| [03:42] | Oh, and that’s a hamster. | |
| [03:43] | He was in a video with me. | |
| [03:45] | Hey, little fella! | |
| [03:46] | Yo, what’s up? | |
| [03:49] | Ooh! | |
| [03:50] | I’m home, sir. | |
| [03:51] | And I saved the best for last. | |
| [03:54] | Best? I don’t know how you’re gonna top | |
| [03:55] | what you just showed… | |
| [03:57] | Recognize this? | |
| [03:59] | Is that the eucalyptus tree from our childhood? | |
| [04:02] | The one and only. | |
| [04:04] | Ohh! | |
| [04:05] | I can’t believe you salvaged it. | |
| [04:07] | Ah, it’s such a beauty. | |
| [04:08] | Please tell me you still climb it? | |
| [04:10] | Nah, man, that’s in the past. | |
| [04:11] | I climb it sometimes, sir! | |
| [04:14] | And who’s this big galoot? | |
| [04:15] | Oh, he’s just Bodyguard Number…? | |
| [04:18] | 1, sir. Bodyguard Number 1. | |
| [04:20] | Well, want to have some dinner? | |
| [04:21] | Sounds good. | |
| [04:22] | Eucalyptus for two. | |
| [04:24] | Yes, sir. | |
| [04:25] | And that’s when I realized | |
| [04:27] | that Hamster was just playing with me. | |
| [04:30] | Man, Noms, your celeb stories are the best! | |
| [04:33] | But I’ll tell you what. | |
| [04:34] | I don’t want to overstay my welcome. | |
| [04:36] | Probably should get going. | |
| [04:37] | What? Already? | |
| [04:38] | Yeah. | |
| [04:40] | You know, mate, our family would’ve been really proud | |
| [04:42] | of your success. | |
| [04:43] | You… you think? | |
| [04:44] | Psst! I’m very proud of you, too, sir. | |
| [04:47] | Uhh! No one cares! | |
| [04:49] | Anyway, remember that lady who was interviewing me? | |
| [04:51] | She wanted to do a follow-up, | |
| [04:53] | and I know this is gonna sound crazy, | |
| [04:56] | but why don’t you stay? | |
| [04:57] | – Stay? | – Stay? |
| [04:58] | Yeah, like move in, you know? | |
| [05:00] | We… We could be roommates. | |
| [05:02] | But… But, sir, wouldn’t we need | |
| [05:03] | to do a background check first? No, dodo! | |
| [05:05] | Those eyebrows are the only background check I need! | |
| [05:08] | So… what do you say? | |
| [05:10] | Well, I… it would be an honor, brother. | |
| [05:16] | Aah! | |
| [05:17] | What?! What happened?! | |
| [05:19] | Uh, I… I’m just allergic to the pulp in orange juice. | |
| [05:22] | What?! Who poured this juice?! | |
| [05:23] | You?! Sir, I, uh – | |
| [05:24] | You almost killed my brother! | |
| [05:26] | My only brother on this planet! | |
| [05:28] | It’s all good, mate. | |
| [05:29] | I’ll… I’ll just filter it through my teeth. | |
| [05:31] | No, no, no, no. You know what, pal? | |
| [05:33] | You’re done here. You’re fired! | |
| [05:35] | Fired? Please, sir. | |
| [05:37] | Ah, out! | |
| [05:39] | Ugh, great. | |
| [05:40] | Now I have to find a new guy. | |
| [05:42] | Uh, so, you… you were talking about an interview? | |
| [05:44] | Oh! The interview, right! | |
| [05:46] | We can share our relationship with the entire world! | |
| [05:49] | Oh, crikey. Uh, that sounds great. | |
| [05:51] | Together, there’s no stopping us. | |
| [05:53] | Yeah! | |
| [05:54] | So there I was, right, drowning my little knickers off, | |
| [05:57] | when Nom Nom pulled me out of the river. | |
| [06:00] | And that’s when I knew that he wasn’t just my brother… | |
| [06:03] | No, he was also my best mate. | |
| [06:07] | Now, Nom Nom, I understand there’s something | |
| [06:09] | you wanted to announce today? | |
| [06:11] | That’s right, Kate. | |
| [06:12] | Kyle, I feel like I’ve known you my whole life. | |
| [06:14] | Learning about my past | |
| [06:16] | and having the chance to share my future with you | |
| [06:18] | has given me happiness I’ve never felt before. | |
| [06:21] | And so, I wanted to ask you, Kyle, | |
| [06:23] | would you… split my entire $44 billion empire | |
| [06:28] | and be my partner?! | |
| [06:29] | Oh, crikey! | |
| [06:31] | Of course I will! | |
| [06:33] | Oh, I love you, you little brother! | |
| [06:34] | I love you so much! | |
| [06:36] | Look at that! That’s so beautiful. | |
| [06:38] | And that’s a wrap. | |
| [06:40] | Oh, I’m so happy. | |
| [06:42] | Listen, mate, I promise, brother, | |
| [06:44] | you won’t regret this. | |
| [06:45] | Uh, are you okay? You look like you’re upset. | |
| [06:49] | Oh, wh-what are you talking about? | |
| [06:51] | I couldn’t be happier. Ha-ha! | |
| [06:53] | It’s just, your voice says happy, | |
| [06:55] | but your brows say angry. | |
| [06:58] | What? Oh. | |
| [06:59] | Well, you know how it is. | |
| [07:01] | I mean, you get emotional, | |
| [07:02] | and then you can’t express yourself properly emotionally? | |
| [07:05] | I… I’m just gonna use the little koala’s room real quick. | |
| [07:08] | All right, you crazy man. | |
| [07:10] | You know, you two are so great together. | |
| [07:13] | I… I feel happier. | |
| [07:15] | Like… like I’m a new Nom Nom. | |
| [07:18] | ♪ I have a brother ♪ | |
| [07:20] | ♪ I have a brother ♪ | |
| [07:22] | ♪ I have a brother ♪ | |
| [07:24] | Oof! Brother! | |
| [07:26] | ♪ That really hurt, but I don’t care, ’cause I have a brother ♪ | |
| [07:29] | ♪ I have a little, little brother, gee-gee-gee ♪ | |
| [07:32] | Hey, bro, I was thinking, after we’re done, | |
| [07:34] | – we could groom each other and… Huh? – Ah, dang it. | |
| [07:36] | Ah, now, why don’t these things stay put? | |
| [07:38] | D-Dang it! Huh? | |
| [07:39] | Aah! Oh, Nom Nom! | |
| [07:40] | Aah! I… I can explain! | |
| [07:42] | Uhhhhhhhhhh! | |
| [07:45] | Nom Nom! | |
| [07:46] | This isn’t what it… Oh! | |
| [07:48] | This isn’t what it looks like! | |
| [07:49] | So you’re just some koala off the street, | |
| [07:52] | impersonating my brother to gain fame and fortune?! | |
| [07:55] | Okay, it’s exactly what it looks like. | |
| [07:57] | But think about it… We both get something out of this. | |
| [08:00] | I mean, you were alone before I came along. | |
| [08:02] | We don’t have to be related to still be brothers. | |
| [08:05] | Get… out. | |
| [08:07] | But our contract? | |
| [08:09] | You shared everything with me… halvsies. | |
| [08:11] | You can’t go back on halvsies, mate. | |
| [08:13] | That’s the law. | |
| [08:14] | Give me that contract, or I’m calling security! | |
| [08:17] | Security? | |
| [08:18] | You gave your bodyguard the boot. | |
| [08:20] | It’s just me and you, partner. | |
| [08:22] | You’re going to give me that contract! | |
| [08:27] | I don’t want to fight you, all right? | |
| [08:31] | Ow! | |
| [08:32] | Come back here! | |
| [08:33] | Go get him, Nom Nom! | |
| [08:35] | Come on, and… Just calm down! | |
| [08:37] | We… Uh! Oh! | |
| [08:39] | Whoa! | |
| [08:40] | Give me that contract! | |
| [08:43] | Oh! Ah! | |
| [08:44] | No, brother! Be reasonable! | |
| [08:46] | Stop calling me that, you fraud! | |
| [08:48] | Aah! | |
| [08:52] | Ahh. | |
| [08:54] | Ah, come on, Noms. | |
| [08:56] | What are you gonna do with that… | |
| [08:57] | Dry me off? | |
| [09:02] | What? No! | |
| [09:04] | I gotcha! | I gotcha! |
| [09:06] | Oh, no! | |
| [09:16] | Unh! | |
| [09:17] | Uhhh! | |
| [09:19] | Ahhh! | |
| [09:23] | There it is! | |
| [09:25] | It’s mine! | |
| [09:28] | Aah! | |
| [09:29] | Ah! Wait, Kyle?! | |
| [09:30] | Help me up! | |
| [09:31] | Ah, come to Papa. | |
| [09:33] | Well, now, this is interesting. | |
| [09:36] | It says here that if something happens to one of us, | |
| [09:38] | the other one gets the entire estate. | |
| [09:41] | So, looks like I don’t really need you at all. | |
| [09:44] | Oh! Well, I will say, | |
| [09:47] | it’s been real nice “hanging” with ya. | |
| [09:48] | But I got to get going. | |
| [09:50] | You know how it is. Time ticks away. | |
| [09:52] | Well, thanks for everything, partner. | |
| [09:56] | Ah! | |
| [09:59] | Oh, no. | |
| [10:05] | Wakey-wakey, Mr. Nom Nom. | |
| [10:07] | What? | |
| [10:08] | You… You came back for me. | |
| [10:11] | I never left, sir. | |
| [10:13] | The contract! Kyle got the contract! | |
| [10:15] | Don’t worry, sir. | |
| [10:17] | He won’t get far. | |
| [10:18] | Too easy, Kyle. | |
| [10:21] | Huh? | |
| [10:22] | Are you Kyle? | |
| [10:24] | Uh, you’re looking for… What is it, Kyle? | |
| [10:28] | No. No, I haven’t seen him. | |
| [10:29] | Maybe he’s over there. Or… no. | |
| [10:31] | Sorry, officers, I can’t help ya. | |
| [10:33] | Aah! | |
| [10:34] | Hey! No, no! Let me go! | |
| [10:35] | Let me go! | |
| [10:37] | Huh. Good riddance. | |
| [10:39] | Didn’t need no brother anyways. | |
| [10:40] | Yes, sir. | |
| [10:41] | So, what’s your name? | |
| [10:43] | Bodyguard Number… No. No, no. | |
| [10:45] | Your real name? | |
| [10:46] | It’s Farmer. | |
| [10:49] | Farmer? Is… Is that a first or a… | |
| [10:51] | You know what? Never mind. | |
| [10:52] | Either way, it’s a weird name. | |
| [10:53] | Enough scrubbing. Fetch my towel. | |
| [10:55] | It’s nap time, Farmer. | |
| [10:56] | Yes, sir. | |
| [10:58] | And schedule an appointment | |
| [10:59] | with my eucalyptus farmer… F-Farmer. | |
| [11:02] | Yes, sir. | |
| [11:05] | ♪♪ | |
| [11:18] | – Done! | – Done! |
| [11:19] | ♪♪ |