| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:03] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ | |
| [00:05] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let’s go! ♪ | |
| [00:07] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:09] | ♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪ | |
| [00:11] | ♪ Yeah, we’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:13] | ♪ Wherever we are, there’s fun to be found ♪ | |
| [00:15] | ♪ We’ll be there when you turn that corner ♪ | |
| [00:18] | ♪ We’ll jump out the bush ♪ | |
| [00:19] | ♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪ | |
| [00:21] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:29] | Hey, you guys know why we’re wandering around Koreatown? | |
| [00:32] | Are we getting some shaved ice? | |
| [00:34] | – Ice Bear’s ready for some PC bang. – No, sillies. | |
| [00:37] | We’re gonna go relax at a Korean spa. | |
| [00:39] | Korean spa? Why? Aren’t those things expensive? | |
| [00:42] | Not today, because I found this incredible coupon | |
| [00:45] | in the trash the other day. | |
| [00:47] | I’ll be able to do anything for practically free! | |
| [00:50] | Free is a very good cost. | |
| [00:52] | Okay… Oh, I think this is it. | |
| [00:54] | Let’s do this! | |
| [00:58] | – Whoa. – This place is fancy. | |
| [01:01] | Yeah, it is. Ann-yo-hase-oh! | |
| [01:04] | _ | |
| [01:08] | – Hello. Welcome to Hill Spa. – Thanks. | |
| [01:11] | Ah. We’re here for the Korean spa experience. | |
| [01:13] | Choose from menu, please. | |
| [01:16] | Whoa, VIP Course? I’ll definitely take that. | |
| [01:20] | – ‘Cause I’m worth it. – Very, very nice choice. | |
| [01:23] | _ | |
| [01:25] | Dude, are you sure you could afford that? | |
| [01:27] | Pfff, don’t worry, man. | |
| [01:28] | Huh? | |
| [01:29] | – This way, please. – Oh. Cool. | |
| [01:32] | Okay, you guys get whatever you want on the menu. It’s on me. | |
| [01:34] | I’m a VIP now, baby! VIP ju-se-yo. | |
| [01:37] | Welcome to Hill Spa. | |
| [01:39] | Hi, uh, so do you have anything I could do | |
| [01:42] | to just relax or be alone? | |
| [01:44] | Okay, you can use the steam room. | |
| [01:46] | Very, very nice. Thank you. | |
| [01:48] | – Ooh, that sounds nice. – Ice Bear doesn’t like steam. | |
| [01:51] | You can sleep in the sleep room. Thank you. | |
| [01:54] | – Ice Bear can only sleep in … – Thank you! | |
| [01:56] | C’mon, let’s go. | |
| [02:00] | You look very good. | |
| [02:02] | Aw, thanks, man. Yeah, boy. | |
| [02:07] | Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh. | |
| [02:11] | Ahh. Huh? Ooh. | |
| [02:14] | Oh. Oh. Deluxe! | |
| [02:19] | Ahh. | |
| [02:20] | Yes. Ahh. | |
| [02:28] | Whoa, nice. Nobody’s here. | |
| [02:31] | Huh? | |
| [02:34] | Hmm. Uh, how can I change this to English? | |
| [02:42] | Whoa! What did I do?! | |
| [02:43] | Oh. | |
| [02:46] | Uh… hmm. | |
| [02:49] | Ahh. | |
| [02:51] | Huh? | |
| [02:59] | – Hi. – Uh, h-hi. | |
| [03:06] | Please don’t sit next to me. Please don’t sit next to me. | |
| [03:12] | Why? | |
| [03:15] | – What? – It’s Korean candy. | |
| [03:19] | Oh, no, no, no, I’m full. | |
| [03:20] | I had a big lunch. So, thanks. | |
| [03:28] | Ugh, I’m not leaving. I was here first. | |
| [03:41] | Hmm. | |
| [03:43] | Hmm. | |
| [03:53] | Hey, there. How’s it going? Wanna give it a try? | |
| [03:56] | Here. | |
| [03:58] | No, no, no, no, no. | |
| [03:59] | This is how you hold it. First time, huh? | |
| [04:01] | Come. I’ll show you how to play. | |
| [04:03] | All right, so this is how you hit the ball. | |
| [04:06] | Like this. Easy, huh? Now you try. | |
| [04:11] | Yeah. Nice. You’re a natural. | |
| [04:17] | Mm. Mm. Ah. Mm. | |
| [04:20] | – Okay… – Huh? | |
| [04:21] | VIP time is over. Thank you. | |
| [04:24] | Aw. What? Really? Boo. | |
| [04:26] | Hmm. Actually, there is one more, | |
| [04:30] | but I don’t think you like it. | |
| [04:32] | What? I am 100% into this! | |
| [04:34] | – Please. Give it to me! – Hmm, okay. | |
| [04:39] | But $20 extra charge. No refund. Thank you. | |
| [04:42] | – Okay. Whatever! – Follow me, please. | |
| [04:45] | Whoo-hoo-hoo! Should I cover my eyes? | |
| [04:48] | Ohh. | |
| [04:50] | Mr. Park? _ | |
| [04:54] | Whoa. | |
| [04:57] | Hello. Welcome to Korean body scrub time. | |
| [05:00] | Ah! Korean body scrub time. I’m into that! | |
| [05:05] | – Scrub my body, please. – Okay. Let’s go. | |
| [05:09] | Aja! Ajajajaja! | |
| [05:12] | Wait. What are you doing? No, no, no, no! | |
| [05:14] | No, no, no, no, no, no! Aah! | |
| [05:16] | Try Korean candy. | |
| [05:19] | Uh, excuse me. No, no, no, no, no. | |
| [05:23] | No, no, I already ate, man. No. | |
| [05:25] | Personal space. | |
| [05:28] | _ | |
| [05:30] | Okay, I think I had enough steam. It was a pleasure, sir. | |
| [05:32] | Hmm. What the… ? | Hmm. |
| [05:39] | – Uh. – Wha… ? | |
| [05:41] | Ugh, why me? | |
| [05:44] | Geez, can you believe this guy? | |
| [05:47] | This is his first time playing. | |
| [05:57] | Hmm. | |
| [05:59] | Ahh! Okay, too aggressive. | |
| [06:02] | Ah! Yo yo ma. Yo yo ma. | |
| [06:04] | Ahh! I want that fur to stay. | |
| [06:06] | Oh, man, how is this helping anyone? | |
| [06:13] | Oh, my skin. | |
| [06:14] | Ugh. I gotta get out of here. | |
| [06:16] | – Hello. – Aah! No more, please! | |
| [06:18] | Thank you for coming to Hill Spa. | |
| [06:20] | Please pay now. Cash or credit card? | |
| [06:23] | Oh, okay. Well, I have this coupon. | |
| [06:25] | – It should cover it all. – Hmm. This is not a Hill Spa coupon. | |
| [06:30] | What? I mean, I know it’s got some stains on there, | |
| [06:32] | but… it’s still good. See? | |
| [06:36] | – “Bill’s Spa”? – Cash or credit card, please? | |
| [06:40] | Oh, well, uh, I guess there’s been a little mistake, | |
| [06:43] | but maybe I can find a real coupon. | |
| [06:45] | I’m just going to go check the garbage outside. | |
| [06:47] | Ah-ha. | |
| [06:48] | You are not going anywhere. | |
| [06:55] | Help! Help! Please! | |
| [06:56] | Please, help! The door is stuck! | |
| [06:58] | Oh, man, it’s too hot. Maybe I can turn it down. | |
| [07:01] | Uh, maybe this button… ? | |
| [07:02] | Or, no. | |
| [07:04] | Uh, this button? | |
| [07:07] | Ah, I can’t understand this, I can’t read Korean! | |
| [07:10] | Oh. Hey, mister, can you read this? | |
| [07:12] | _ | |
| [07:16] | Oh, no! Sir, please wake up. Please! | |
| [07:18] | Oh, not good. | |
| [07:19] | I gotta turn this steam down. | |
| [07:22] | Oh, less steam, less steam, less steam. | |
| [07:25] | What? No. | |
| [07:27] | _ | |
| [07:30] | Please pay! Thank you! | |
| [07:32] | If you don’t pay, I call police. Police. Popo. | |
| [07:36] | You know? | |
| [07:37] | Please, I’m sure we can figure this out. | |
| [07:39] | Why are you holding brother? | |
| [07:41] | Bro, you gotta help me! They’re gonna body-scrub me. | |
| [07:44] | Mm. | |
| [07:47] | You. I saw you play Ping-Pong. | |
| [07:50] | – You think you are good Ping-Pong player, hmm? – Ice Bear dabbles. | |
| [07:54] | You think you’re good, but… I am Korean Ping-Pong super master! | |
| [07:59] | Ahh! | |
| [08:01] | So I have a solution to this. Here is the deal. | |
| [08:05] | You play Ping-Pong with me. | |
| [08:07] | If you win, brown bear can go home. | |
| [08:09] | But if you lose, I call police and brown bear go to jail. Okay? | |
| [08:17] | – Ice Bear accepts. – Mr. Choi. | |
| [08:44] | Ow. | |
| [08:52] | Panda: Too much steam. | |
| [08:54] | There’s too much steam. | |
| [08:55] | Huh? | |
| [08:59] | Oh. Yeah. Oh. Ahh. Oh. | |
| [09:09] | Match point! | |
| [09:12] | Maybe if I mess with these buttons, | |
| [09:15] | the steam’s pressure will get us out of here. | |
| [09:20] | Aha. I think that did it. | |
| [09:22] | Don’t worry. I’ll get us out of here, sir. | |
| [09:23] | Try not to breathe too heavy. Stay calm. | |
| [09:30] | Mm… | |
| [09:34] | Ha! | |
| [09:39] | Huh? | |
| [09:45] | I am true master! | |
| [09:51] | _ | |
| [09:55] | Help! Please help! | |
| [09:57] | This old guy needs help. Please help him. | |
| [10:01] | _ | |
| [10:04] | _ | |
| [10:10] | _ | |
| [10:11] | – What did he say? – Thank you! | |
| [10:14] | You save my father. I need to give you reward. | |
| [10:18] | No, that’s okay, really. I’m just happy to help. | |
| [10:20] | Uh, maybe you could let me go? Please? | |
| [10:23] | Oh, yes, brown bear is your friend. | |
| [10:26] | Okay, then he don’t need to pay today. Okay? | |
| [10:29] | Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. Hands off. | |
| [10:33] | Ah. You saved us, Panda! And that old Korean guy. | |
| [10:36] | Ice Bear had nothing at stake. Mostly just showing off. | |
| [10:39] | Don’t mention it, fellas. I just wish | |
| [10:41] | we could’ve had a normal relaxing day at the spa. | |
| [10:44] | Too bad I don’t have a real coupon for this place. | |
| [10:46] | _ | |
| [10:51] | For you, free pass everything, okay? | |
| [10:59] | Eh. | |
| [11:01] | Hmm! Pretty good. | |
| [11:17] | – Done. – Done! |