| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
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| [00:03] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ | |
| [00:06] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let’s go! ♪ | |
| [00:07] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:09] | ♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪ | |
| [00:12] | ♪ Yeah, we’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:14] | ♪ Wherever we are, there’s fun to be found ♪ | |
| [00:16] | ♪ We’ll be there when you turn that corner ♪ | |
| [00:18] | ♪ We’ll jump out the bush ♪ | |
| [00:19] | ♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪ | |
| [00:21] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:30] | Oh, yeah. | |
| [00:32] | Wow, Grizz! Paper that smells like food? | |
| [00:36] | – That’s futuristic technology! – You got that right, Pan-man. | |
| [00:40] | Ooh! Chocolate ice cream?! Scratch attack! | |
| [00:43] | Ah, yeah, that’s the stuff. | |
| [00:45] | This is by far the best thing we’ve ever found in the trash. | |
| [00:48] | Oh, cool! I want to smell it, too! | |
| [00:50] | – Ooph! Ahh! – The stickers! | |
| [00:52] | Oh, no! Our ice-cream paper! | |
| [00:55] | Aww, bummer, I hate losing food. Especially ice cream. | |
| [00:58] | – Hey there, kids! – Huh? | |
| [01:01] | Do you like ice cream? | |
| [01:02] | Well, if sundaes are your jam, | |
| [01:04] | then come on down to Lazer Royale! | |
| [01:07] | – Laser tag is easy. – And super fun! | |
| [01:10] | Just aim and fire your laser blaster! | |
| [01:12] | Hit your opponent’s target, and they’re eliminated! | |
| [01:15] | Play in the tournament, and if you get everyone out… | |
| [01:18] | … you’ll win… | |
| [01:19] | a giant ice-cream sundae! | |
| [01:21] | Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! | |
| [01:23] | Whoa! | |
| [01:27] | Hope to see you soon, sundae seekers! | |
| [01:29] | We’re just around the corner, and best of all, | |
| [01:31] | if you come in today, it’s free! See you there! | |
| [01:35] | Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, that looks amazing! | |
| [01:37] | Ah! Pan, who needs to smell ice cream | |
| [01:39] | when we can eat ice cream! Let’s do this! | |
| [01:45] | – Here we are! – Wow, this place is so colorful. | |
| [01:48] | Yeah, and noisy. | |
| [01:51] | Where do we sign up? | |
| [01:53] | – Welcome. – Huh? | |
| [01:55] | Ooh! This is so future. | |
| [01:57] | Hello, participant. | |
| [01:59] | Before you start, we have a quick waiver for you to sign | |
| [02:01] | before you get out there and have fun! | |
| [02:03] | Liability form? | |
| [02:05] | Blah, blah, possibility of mortal and spiritual harm… | |
| [02:09] | Geez, this thing is long. | |
| [02:11] | You guys reading this? Guys? | |
| [02:13] | – Panda! – Wha? | |
| [02:15] | Dude, the next round’s almost starting! Everybody’s gearing up! | |
| [02:17] | – I’ve never done this before! – Awesome! | |
| [02:20] | – Gotcha! – Look at this! | |
| [02:21] | Oh! … Okay! Coming! | |
| [02:24] | Hey, Pan, we’re gonna scout the competition! | |
| [02:25] | We’ll see ya in the waiting area! | |
| [02:27] | Ah, wait! But, uh, I gotta get my stuff. | |
| [02:30] | Hold on. | |
| [02:31] | Oh! You need some help there? | |
| [02:34] | – Oh, yes. Please. – No problem, champ! Here ya go! | |
| [02:37] | – And don’t forget this! – Aww, thanks, mister! | |
| [02:40] | Wow, people are nice here. | |
| [02:42] | – No! Stay back! – Wha! | |
| [02:44] | Don’t go in there! It’s not what you think! | |
| [02:45] | What they say about fun and games?! It’s a lie, a fallacy! | |
| [02:49] | – The ice cream’s a trap! Run! – Uh, cool. Thanks for the head’s up. | |
| [02:53] | I, uh, gotta go. | |
| [02:55] | – See ya in there! Bye! – Wait, listen to me! | |
| [02:58] | Pew pew! You’re down! | |
| [02:59] | – Hey, Panda! Over here! – Oh, phew, found you guys. | |
| [03:02] | Hey, man, you ready to get that ice cream? | |
| [03:04] | Oh, yeah. | |
| [03:06] | Getting that ice cream’s gonna be a piece of cake. | |
| [03:07] | We’re hardened and homeless … | |
| [03:09] | these punks don’t stand a chance against us. | |
| [03:11] | Welcome contestants. Thank you for joining us! | |
| [03:14] | Hope you’re ready. The rules to Lazer Royale are simple … | |
| [03:17] | don’t get hit by any lasers, and you’ll win | |
| [03:19] | the biggest ice-cream sundae you’ve ever seen! | |
| [03:23] | – That gonna be ours. – Yeah. | |
| [03:26] | And lastly, remember, kids, have fun! | |
| [03:28] | Now get out there and destroy each other! | |
| [03:31] | Tee hee! | |
| [03:32] | 10… 9… | |
| [03:35] | – 8… – Yes! | |
| [03:36] | Ice cream, fun … Wait, did she say, “Destroy”? | |
| [03:38] | … 7… 6… 5… 4… | |
| [03:43] | Whoa! | |
| [03:45] | … 3… 2… 1. | |
| [03:48] | Begin carnage. | |
| [03:54] | Wah! Get down! | |
| [03:56] | Ugh! | |
| [03:59] | Player 12 eliminated. | |
| [04:05] | Aw, dangit. | |
| [04:09] | Ah! | |
| [04:11] | Ah! | |
| [04:18] | Ah! No! | |
| [04:19] | Player 5, 9, 7, eliminated. | |
| [04:23] | – Ah, what is happening?! – Come on, Panda! | |
| [04:27] | Wha? Huh? | |
| [04:30] | Where’s my… ? Uh… | |
| [04:32] | Grizz? | |
| [04:38] | Ah! | |
| [04:40] | Wha? No! | |
| [04:41] | Wha? Grizz? Brothers? | |
| [04:44] | – Where are you?! Ah! – No, please! | |
| [04:47] | Pan Pan! Over here! Get in, man! | |
| [04:49] | – Little girl, come hide with us! Ah! – No, you don’t understand! | |
| [04:54] | We’re all done for! I’m telling you! | |
| [04:56] | Wait! | |
| [04:58] | Panda! Watch out! | |
| [05:01] | – Ooph! – You okay? | |
| [05:03] | Yeah, barely made it out of there. | |
| [05:06] | This isn’t just a game. These kids are intense. | |
| [05:08] | How are we gonna win? All I wanted was ice cream! | |
| [05:10] | – I didn’t ask for this! – Relax, Pan Pan. | |
| [05:12] | We’re gonna fight fire with fire! | |
| [05:14] | Nothing will stop us bears from getting that sundae! | |
| [05:16] | C’mon, everybody in! | |
| [05:18] | – 1, 2, 3 … – Bears! | |
| [05:23] | Ice cream! | |
| [05:26] | Take that! | |
| [05:28] | Come on, bros! I’ll cover ya! | |
| [05:32] | Ooph! | |
| [05:39] | They’re trying to corner us! Activate bear-bomb initiative! | |
| [05:45] | Hup! | |
| [05:47] | Huh? Ah! No! | |
| [05:50] | Whoo! | |
| [05:51] | Player 22, eliminated. | |
| [05:56] | – Time for the Grizz Grenade. Hup! – Wah! | |
| [05:59] | – Huh? No! – No! | |
| [06:01] | – Ah! No fair! – Come on! | |
| [06:04] | – Ah! Don’t shoot, don’t shoot! | – Ah! |
| [06:07] | – Ah! | – Ah! |
| [06:09] | Player 21, 16, 11, 15, eliminated. | |
| [06:14] | Yeah, way to go, bros! | |
| [06:15] | – I think that’s everyone. – We’re so good at violence. | |
| [06:19] | Whoa, I look so cool when I hold my blaster like this. | |
| [06:22] | Hey, let’s go see if we can get our ice cream. | |
| [06:25] | Ooh! | |
| [06:28] | Hup, hup! Wha… Aw. | |
| [06:30] | I’m doing it! | |
| [06:34] | Wait, guys? Guys? Where’d you go? | |
| [06:38] | Ah! Ah! Wah! | |
| [06:42] | – Wha? My blaster … Ah! – Ha! No one to save you now. | |
| [06:47] | Ah! Ah! | |
| [06:48] | Sundae’s all mine for the taking. | |
| [06:52] | Game over, kid. | |
| [06:57] | Huh? | |
| [06:58] | I just wanted some ice cream. | |
| [07:03] | Player 10, eliminated. | |
| [07:06] | Sorry. Thanks for letting us shoot you in the back. | |
| [07:10] | Thanks, guys! | |
| [07:13] | – So did we win? – There’s no one else left! | |
| [07:15] | We won! | |
| [07:17] | Hey, sundae seekers! | |
| [07:19] | I hope everyone’s having a fun game, but just a reminder, | |
| [07:24] | there can only be… one. | |
| [07:29] | Well, what do we do? | |
| [07:32] | Ah, simple … I’ll shoot you both | |
| [07:34] | – and win the ice cream. – Ah! | |
| [07:36] | Yeah, then I’ll share it with you guys. What? | |
| [07:39] | Dude! Remember that time you found a brownie? | |
| [07:41] | You ate the whole thing! You can’t share food. | |
| [07:44] | – I should win the game. – Huh? Why you? | |
| [07:47] | – You can trust me! – No, trust me! | |
| [07:49] | – I’m honest. – I’m honest and a winner. | |
| [07:51] | You’re not a winner, you’re an eater! | |
| [07:53] | Nuh-unh! Hey, what are you doing? | |
| [08:09] | – Uh… uh… – Don’t do it, Panda! | |
| [08:15] | Buh… ah… | |
| [08:21] | Don’t. You. Do it. | |
| [08:24] | Hmm. | |
| [08:27] | Uh… uh… | |
| [08:38] | Player 2, player infinity, eliminated. | |
| [08:43] | Great shot, Pan Pan! I never knew you had it in you. | |
| [08:47] | Huh? That wasn’t me. I didn’t shoot anyone. | |
| [08:49] | Well, if you didn’t shoot us, then who did? | |
| [08:52] | Huh? | |
| [08:56] | It’s just you and me. | |
| [09:00] | The only one more pathetic than I was pretending to be. | |
| [09:05] | Whoa. Did not see that coming. | |
| [09:07] | Thanks for getting rid of everyone. | |
| [09:09] | – Time for me to return the favor. – Ah! Ah! | |
| [09:13] | Save me! Help! | |
| [09:16] | Defend yourself! Right! Left! | |
| [09:17] | Right! Movement! Parkour! | |
| [09:20] | Ah! Ah! Ah! | |
| [09:23] | – Too easy. – Pan! Pick up your blaster! | |
| [09:27] | Oh, yeah. | |
| [09:30] | Ow! Ah! | |
| [09:32] | You … You monster! | |
| [09:34] | There are no heroes… only sundaes. | |
| [09:38] | Uh… | |
| [09:45] | Stop moving! | |
| [09:47] | Oop! Ow! | |
| [09:55] | No-o-o! | |
| [10:14] | Rats. | |
| [10:16] | Winner! Winner! Winner! | |
| [10:20] | Yeah, whoo-hoo! You did it, Pan! | |
| [10:24] | Huh? Wow! I did it! I won! | |
| [10:26] | That was so crazy, Pan! We’re so proud of you! | |
| [10:30] | Whoa! | |
| [10:32] | Uh… man, this place is kind of janky with the lights on. | |
| [10:37] | Congratulations, participant! | |
| [10:38] | You are the winner of Laser Royale! | |
| [10:41] | Enjoy your ice-cream sundae! | |
| [10:45] | Whoa! So big! | |
| [10:48] | Well-done, Panda! You deserve it. | |
| [10:50] | Bros, this is far too big for just me. | |
| [10:53] | – Let’s dig in together. – Whoa, whoa, easy, easy, easy! | |
| [11:00] | Uh, maybe they have some stickers? | |
| [11:19] | Whoa! |