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| [00:02] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ | |
| [00:04] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let’s go! ♪ | |
| [00:06] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:07] | ♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪ | |
| [00:10] | ♪ Yeah, we’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:12] | ♪ Wherever we are, there’s fun to be found ♪ | |
| [00:14] | ♪ We’ll be there when you turn that corner ♪ | |
| [00:17] | ♪ We’ll jump out the bush ♪ | |
| [00:18] | ♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪ | |
| [00:20] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
| [00:22] | [Music] | |
| [00:28] | Announcer: Welcome to… Bro Brawl … | |
| [00:30] | the action-packed show that tests your skill, strength, | |
| [00:33] | and brotherhood to determine who are the ultimate bros. | |
| [00:38] | And now here’s the star of our show … | |
| [00:41] | Brody Brogan! [cheering] | |
| [00:43] | ‘Sup, everybody? Are you ready for… | |
| [00:47] | Bro Brawl? | |
| [00:49] | I love you, Brody! Whoo! | |
| [00:52] | We have another exciting one coming at you today. | |
| [00:55] | Give it up for Grizz, Panda, and Ice Cube! | |
| [01:00] | Hey, everyone! Hello! Whoo-hoo-hoo! | |
| [01:02] | And our other team of brothers are actually roommates. | |
| [01:06] | Give it up for Griff, Issac, and Tom! | |
| [01:09] | Hey, what’s up, everybody? | |
| [01:12] | – Huh? | – Huh? |
| [01:14] | Wh-What? Twinsies! | |
| [01:17] | Hm? Wait. | |
| [01:19] | – Huh? Panda? – Huh? Oop! | |
| [01:20] | – What are you … Oop! | – What are you … Oop! |
| [01:22] | – Uh, how did you … Oop! | – Uh, how did you … Oop! |
| [01:23] | Wait, you go first. | |
| [01:24] | Okay. What … What are you doing here? | |
| [01:27] | I’m here to kidnap you again. | |
| [01:28] | – What?! – I’m just kidding. | |
| [01:29] | – Ouch! – No fraternizing with enemy. | |
| [01:31] | Well, lookie here! | |
| [01:33] | Seems like our friends Tom and Panda have met before. | |
| [01:35] | Awkward! Now, let’s get to know our bros. | |
| [01:39] | Bears, tell us about yourselves. | |
| [01:41] | Well, I’m happily self-unemployed, | |
| [01:43] | – taking care of my two baby bros. – Ice Bear likes to cook. | |
| [01:46] | And I am single and ready to mingle. [Chuckles] | |
| [01:50] | [Coughs] | |
| [01:52] | [Forced chuckle] How about our next group of guys? | |
| [01:55] | Hey, what’s up? I’m Griff. | |
| [01:56] | I’m a renegade cop who protects the streets | |
| [01:58] | – and keeps them clean. – Issac is a five-star chef. | |
| [02:02] | And I have a girlfriend! | |
| [02:04] | [Cheers and applause] | |
| [02:06] | What? | |
| [02:07] | And now our bros are ready to battle it out | |
| [02:10] | because the winner gets to go home to… | |
| [02:13] | a brand-new smart apartment [cheering] | |
| [02:16] | with an indoor basketball court, a fully-stocked kitchen, | |
| [02:19] | and upstairs, a private art studio. | |
| [02:22] | [Gasps] That is the sickest pad I’ve ever seen! | |
| [02:25] | Guys, we gotta win this! We need that apartment so bad! | |
| [02:28] | Ice Bear needs dream fridge… and personal space. | |
| [02:31] | All right, folks, it’s time for another round of Bro Brawl! | |
| [02:36] | Announcer: Bro Brawl! | |
| [02:37] | All right, bros, we’re got Grizz and Griff up first. | |
| [02:40] | For two points, let’s see who can help their bros | |
| [02:43] | cross the street while fending off bullies along the way. | |
| [02:46] | Awe, sweet! I’ve done police tactical training just like this. | |
| [02:49] | – Uh… same! – But be warned … | |
| [02:51] | not everyone is out to get your bros. | |
| [02:53] | So, don’t hurt the innocent bystanders. | |
| [02:55] | Got it? Good? | |
| [02:56] | Bros, take your marks. | |
| [02:59] | Get set. | |
| [03:00] | Bro! [Air horn blows] | |
| [03:02] | [Panting] | |
| [03:03] | I’m mean. [Grunts] | |
| [03:05] | [Panting] ‘Sup, killa? | |
| [03:07] | [Grunts] [Panting] | |
| [03:09] | [Grunts] [Screams] | |
| [03:11] | Muffins, time for breakfast! | |
| [03:12] | [Grunts] [Buzzer] | |
| [03:14] | Brody: Oh! Bad call, Grizz. | |
| [03:15] | Clearly someone’s grandma and not a bully. | |
| [03:18] | Oh, no! That was an accident! | |
| [03:19] | Oh! [Buzzer] | |
| [03:20] | Oh! | |
| [03:21] | – Oh, I’m sorry! – Oh! | |
| [03:22] | – [Grunts] Noooooo! – Oh! Oh! Oh! | |
| [03:25] | [Panting] | |
| [03:28] | [Grunting] | |
| [03:29] | [Screams] | |
| [03:32] | – Mwah! – Oh! [Audience “Awws”] | |
| [03:35] | Whoo! [Air horn blows] | |
| [03:37] | Well, it’s pretty clear who won this challenge. | |
| [03:40] | Let’s give it up for Griff! | |
| [03:43] | Uh, guys? Help! [Cats meowing] | |
| [03:45] | Announcer: Bro Brawl! | |
| [03:47] | All right, dudes, this round is about your skill, | |
| [03:49] | not only as a brother but in the kitchen. | |
| [03:52] | Ice Bear will mince you like fresh garlic. | |
| [03:54] | Issac will flambé you like baked Alaska. | |
| [03:56] | Your challenge today is to cook only with what’s available. | |
| [04:00] | [music] | |
| [04:02] | The best chef will be awarded four points. | |
| [04:05] | On your mark. Get set. | |
| [04:09] | Bro! | |
| [04:11] | [music] | |
| [04:13] | These are some unbelievable moves performed by both bros. | |
| [04:19] | Slicing and dicing like it’s second nature. | |
| [04:21] | [Audience “Ahhs”] | |
| [04:22] | They’re turning up the heat. | |
| [04:25] | Blood, sweat, and tears … | |
| [04:27] | these are the ingredients to make the perfect bro. | |
| [04:32] | Never in my years as a host | |
| [04:34] | have I seen a more fierce competition, folks. | |
| [04:38] | We are down to the last few seconds. | |
| [04:40] | Join me in the countdown! | |
| [04:42] | 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1! | |
| [04:48] | [Air horn blows] Time’s up, bros! | |
| [04:50] | [Both panting] | |
| [04:51] | To judge this course, I’d like to introduce my own brother, | |
| [04:55] | Broseph Brogan! | |
| [04:58] | It’s an honor to be here, bro. [cheering] | |
| [05:01] | Now, let’s give these meals a try. | |
| [05:03] | First up, we’ve got Issac. | |
| [05:06] | Mmm. | |
| [05:07] | Mmm! Mmm! | |
| [05:09] | – Delicious! – Ahh… | |
| [05:12] | – Next is Ice Cube. – Mmm! | |
| [05:16] | Wow, these two dishes are simply amazing. | |
| [05:20] | It’s so close, I might have to go with a tie … | |
| [05:23] | [Coughs] Oh, man. | |
| [05:25] | [Audience murmurs] | |
| [05:27] | Maybe not. Well, that was unpleasant. | |
| [05:29] | Looks like the winner is Team Issac. [Cheers and applause] | |
| [05:33] | Brody: Ooh, things do not look good for Team Bears, | |
| [05:36] | but who knows what will happen in our next challenge | |
| [05:39] | that is worth 6 points! | |
| [05:41] | All right, Panda and Tom, let’s begin your challenge! | |
| [05:46] | Awe, heck yes! It’s Tom time! | |
| [05:49] | Audience: Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! | |
| [05:51] | [Laughs] That’s me! Tom! | |
| [05:55] | A good brother knows it’s important | |
| [05:57] | for bros to express themselves. | |
| [05:59] | That’s why our next challenge is about fashion! | |
| [06:02] | [Cheering] | |
| [06:04] | Man: Looking good, Brody! | |
| [06:06] | You’ll have two minutes to get your bros looking fresh. | |
| [06:10] | The bros with the best looks wins! | |
| [06:13] | Ready… get set… | |
| [06:15] | bro! [Air horn blows] | |
| [06:16] | – I’ll clothe you, brothers! – Ah! | |
| [06:19] | Uh, fashion… fashion… | |
| [06:22] | Looks like Team Panda is off to a rough start, | |
| [06:25] | – but look at Tom go! – Yes! I found jorts! | |
| [06:29] | Oh, come on, Panda! Focus! | |
| [06:31] | You can do this! You’ve trained for this! | |
| [06:34] | [Heart beating] | |
| [06:37] | [music] | |
| [06:39] | [chimes] | |
| [06:42] | Oh! I know what to do! | |
| [06:44] | And it looks like both bros have found their groove! | |
| [06:47] | But that clock is ticking fast. [music] | |
| [06:50] | ♪ Strut that thang ♪ | |
| [06:52] | ♪ That thang One more time ♪ | |
| [06:54] | ♪ Come on and do it Side to side ♪ | |
| [06:56] | – # Flex those hips # – Just a few seconds remain! | |
| [06:59] | 5… 4… 3… 2… 1! | |
| [07:04] | [Air horn blows] Times up! | |
| [07:06] | Let’s see how they did, folks. | |
| [07:08] | Team Panda, these are some extremely fine-looking bros! | |
| [07:12] | [Gasps] [Cheering] | |
| [07:14] | Ice Bear likes wearing outfit almost as much as being nude. | |
| [07:17] | Team Tom, I’m impressed | |
| [07:19] | with how bad these outfits are! | |
| [07:21] | [Sad chord plays] Oh. | |
| [07:24] | Uh, I think this shirt is pants. | |
| [07:28] | Looks like both teams will be moving to the final round. | |
| [07:32] | We’ll be right back after these messages. | |
| [07:35] | Announcer: Bro Brawl! | |
| [07:36] | Whoa! Great job, Panda! | |
| [07:37] | Ah! I never realized you had so much talent! | |
| [07:39] | – Ice Bear’s ready for catwalk. – Ahh, thanks, guys. | |
| [07:42] | I feel like we might actually be able to do this! | |
| [07:44] | I’m gonna go use the bathroom before the final round. | |
| [07:47] | Man, we look good. Hey, Brody, can we keep these outfits? | |
| [07:50] | [Laughs] Absolutely not! | |
| [07:52] | [Humming] | |
| [07:54] | [Sobbing] | |
| [07:55] | Huh? Hey? He… Hey, is someone here? | |
| [07:58] | [Sobbing continues] | |
| [08:01] | No! | |
| [08:04] | – Tom? – Don’t look at me! | |
| [08:07] | Oh, Tom, don’t cry. Your outfits weren’t that bad. | |
| [08:10] | That… That’s not it. | |
| [08:12] | [Sniffles] | |
| [08:13] | [Blows noise] | |
| [08:15] | Y-You don’t get it, Panda. | |
| [08:17] | I-If you lose, you still get to go home | |
| [08:19] | and be with your bros. [Sniffles] | |
| [08:21] | If I lose, I won’t have bros or a home anymore! | |
| [08:25] | What are you talking about? | |
| [08:27] | [Sniffles] It’s … It’s our apartment. | |
| [08:29] | We can’t afford it anymore. | |
| [08:30] | If we don’t win this new one, we’re going to have to split up. | |
| [08:34] | – I don’t want to lose my bros. – Oh, Tom. | |
| [08:37] | – I’m sure it’ll be okay. Maybe you could che… – [Door opens] Evan: Hey, guys. | |
| [08:39] | Crying time’s over. Need you back on set. | |
| [08:41] | Announcer: Bro Brawl! | |
| [08:42] | It’s almost time for our bros to face off | |
| [08:44] | in the new super-secret-brotasticle obstacle course! | |
| [08:48] | Okay, bros, let’s do our best and win that sweet pad. | |
| [08:51] | Ice Bear ready to kick bro butt. | |
| [08:53] | Oh, and we could throw a huge victory party at our new place! | |
| [08:56] | – Panda, you okay? – What? Yeah! No, I’m great! | |
| [08:59] | Yep, let’s do this thing. | |
| [09:01] | – 1, 2, 3 … – All: Bears! | |
| [09:02] | Brody: And our first bros get into position. | |
| [09:07] | Hm. | |
| [09:09] | Get ready… get set… | |
| [09:11] | bro! [Air horn blows] | |
| [09:13] | And they’re off! | |
| [09:14] | They’ll scale the tower of dirty dishes to retrieve flag number 1. | |
| [09:20] | And it’s neck and neck as they pass off their flags. | |
| [09:24] | They will dive into the tub and unplug the bathroom drain | |
| [09:27] | to find flag number 2. | |
| [09:31] | Wow, they sure made quick work of that challenge! | |
| [09:34] | And they pass to the final bros! | |
| [09:36] | First, they’ll have to make it through the greasy, old pizza box. | |
| [09:41] | Blech! What is this even made of? | |
| [09:43] | Aw! | |
| [09:45] | Next, they’ll scale the stack of overdue library books | |
| [09:49] | featuring a copy of my new memoir. | |
| [09:52] | And they’re still neck and neck | |
| [09:53] | going into the dirty laundry obstacle. | |
| [09:55] | Aah! | |
| [09:57] | Now they just have to make it over the pit | |
| [09:59] | of dirty underwear. [Grunts] | |
| [10:00] | [Laughs] | |
| [10:02] | [Panting] | |
| [10:03] | – Oh! – Huh? | |
| [10:05] | Oh … Aah! | |
| [10:07] | – Aah! So unclean! – Huh? Oh… | |
| [10:12] | I don’t want to lose my bros. | |
| [10:13] | – Huh? Tom! – We won’t even have a home. | |
| [10:16] | That’s me! Tom! | |
| [10:18] | [Crying] | |
| [10:20] | Ugh! | |
| [10:24] | Oh, no! I’ve been caught by a terrible sock monster! | |
| [10:27] | Oh, no! | |
| [10:29] | Brody: I can’t believe it! And… | |
| [10:31] | Tom wins at the last second! [Air horn blows] | |
| [10:33] | It’s a bro-miracle! Congratulations, bros. | |
| [10:37] | Looks like tonight you’ll be going home | |
| [10:39] | to your brand-new luxury apartment! [Air horn blows] | |
| [10:42] | – Hey, guys, are you mad at me? – Nah, they look really happy. | |
| [10:46] | [Cheering, laughter] Come here, Tom! | |
| [10:50] | – Yeah. – You’re a good bro, Panda. | |
| [10:53] | Well, folks, don’t forget to join us again | |
| [10:55] | next week where we’ll have a team of old bros | |
| [10:57] | face off against a team of baby bros. | |
| [11:18] | – Done! – Done! |