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[00:00] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ | |
[00:03] | ♪ da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ♪ let’s go! | |
[00:05] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
[00:07] | ♪ a wink and a smile and a great old time ♪ | |
[00:09] | ♪ yeah, we’ll be there ♪ | |
[00:12] | ♪ wherever we are, there’s some fun to be found ♪ | |
[00:14] | ♪ we’ll be there when you turn that corner ♪ | |
[00:16] | ♪ we’ll jump out the bush ♪ | |
[00:17] | ♪ with a big bear hug and a smile ♪ | |
[00:19] | ♪ we’ll be there ♪ | |
[00:25] | Okay. Who had the veggie ramen? | |
[00:27] | That’s me. | |
[00:28] | Okay, ramen, time to capture your beauty. | |
[00:31] | Perfect. | |
[00:33] | Can I borrow that really fast? | |
[00:34] | Fine, but give it right back, please. | |
[00:36] | I need to post that photo. | |
[00:37] | Yeah, yeah, man. I just got to check something. | |
[00:39] | Uh, ah-ha-ha! Yep! | |
[00:40] | He was replaced in the third movie. | |
[00:41] | See? Ice bear still right. | |
[00:43] | You just more right. Ha ha! | |
[00:45] | Grizz! | |
[00:46] | Don’t worry! | |
[00:47] | See? Good as new. | |
[00:49] | Gee, thanks. | |
[00:50] | Ice bear wants more takoyaki. | |
[00:52] | The character’s dreaming, but the writer’s dreaming, too, | |
[00:56] | not dreaming that the writer’s having a dream. | |
[00:57] | Aah! Oof! | |
[00:59] | Hey! Not cool, dude! | |
[01:03] | What’s this song called again? | |
[01:05] | Ugh! Stop, grizz! Just let me see it. | |
[01:07] | I downloaded the app hummit for just this reason. | |
[01:10] | Okay, okay, but be quick. | |
[01:17] | Oh. No likes. Ice bear needs this. | |
[01:19] | Okay, just don’t get it… | |
[01:21] | dude! Man, disgusting! What’s your problem?! | |
[01:24] | What does a genie have to do with snakes? You guys, just give me back my phone! | |
[01:26] | Ice bear needs texting. No, just stop! | |
[01:27] | I’m almost finished with my level! | |
[01:29] | Seriously, guys, this isn’t funny any more! | |
[01:30] | Just give it back! | |
[01:34] | Noooooooooo! | |
[01:39] | It’s okay. You’re safe now. | |
[01:42] | That is it! | |
[01:44] | You are now banned from borrowing my phone forever! | |
[01:47] | Whoa. Easy, panda. We’re brothers. | |
[01:49] | We share everything. Well, not anymore! | |
[01:51] | I’m the one with the phone in this house. | |
[01:52] | It’s my phone! | |
[01:54] | And I can’t trust you two with it anymore! | |
[02:05] | That’s so cool! It’s a microphone! | |
[02:07] | Ugh. What are they doing up so early? | |
[02:10] | Oh, man, would you look… | |
[02:11] | Oh, morning. | |
[02:12] | What are you guys laughing about? | |
[02:14] | Oh, hey, man! Guess what. | |
[02:15] | We got new phones! | |
[02:17] | Huh? | |
[02:19] | Well, we felt bad about yesterday, | |
[02:20] | so we went out this morning | |
[02:22] | and got ourselves the coolest new phones. | |
[02:23] | It’s the newest model, and it has some crazy features. | |
[02:26] | Like it has a built-in extendable selfie stick. | |
[02:29] | It’s also super-flexible and waterproof. | |
[02:32] | Pretty amazing, right? | |
[02:33] | Yeah, it’s super-cool that you guys have really sweet phones. | |
[02:36] | Oh, and that’s not even the half of it. | |
[02:38] | It has these super-advanced security features, too. | |
[02:40] | Ice bear will demonstrate. | |
[02:41] | Beginning retina scan. | |
[02:44] | So cool, dude. | |
[02:45] | And not only does it have a “find your phone” feature, | |
[02:48] | but it has a “phone find you” feature. | |
[02:51] | We don’t even know what that means! | |
[02:52] | Ah, isn’t this great? | |
[02:53] | Yeah… Right. | |
[02:55] | Now… now we all have one. | |
[02:57] | Y-you have your new, shiny, fancy ones. | |
[03:00] | I have my… my old one. | |
[03:02] | Hey, guys, do you want to go to the mov… | |
[03:06] | Are you guys texting each other or something? Oh, we’re not texting. | |
[03:09] | Well, what was that, then? | |
[03:10] | You mean that blob alert? | |
[03:11] | A blob? Is that, like, a… like a blog? | |
[03:14] | No, it’s not. | |
[03:15] | See, I started a blob, | |
[03:17] | and people can join and share funny things, like videos and photos. | |
[03:20] | It’s awesome. Yeah, man, you should download it! | |
[03:28] | Wha? | |
[03:30] | So, what’s for dinner tonight, bros? | |
[03:33] | Um… Guys? Hello? | |
[03:34] | Don’t worry your hungry little tummy. | |
[03:37] | I got this. | |
[03:38] | In 5, 4, 3, 2… | |
[03:43] | Hello! | |
[03:45] | One extra large half meaty supreme for Mr. grizzly. | |
[03:47] | That’s me! Wait. | |
[03:48] | How did he get here so fast? You just ordered! | |
[03:50] | “It’s this new app, pizzanow”… instant delivery. | |
[03:53] | Have a nice day, sir! Pretty sweet, huh? | |
[03:55] | Aah! | |
[03:57] | Aloha! | |
[03:58] | I have fresh, prepaid Hawaiian barbecue, straight from Maui. | |
[04:02] | Mahalo. Have a nice day! | |
[04:09] | I’ve lost my appetite. | |
[04:10] | I’m gonna go outside for a while. | |
[04:12] | All right, man, have fun. | |
[04:15] | Got it! Aah! | |
[04:16] | What just happened?! New app! | |
[04:17] | We programmed all our doors and windows. | |
[04:19] | See? | |
[04:21] | Okay, I’m done now. | |
[04:23] | Okay, seriously, you can go now. | |
[04:29] | Hello, sir. Aah! | |
[04:31] | Do you need help finding something? | |
[04:32] | Uh, yes, actually, | |
[04:34] | I would like to upgrade my phone to the newest model, please. | |
[04:37] | Oh, you mean the constellation x4000. | |
[04:40] | Yes! Yeah! That’s the one that I want! | |
[04:42] | Unfortunately, we sold out of those this morning, | |
[04:45] | but our generic version, the comet x4000, | |
[04:47] | is still available, but all trades are final. | |
[04:50] | All trades final, huh? | |
[04:52] | What do you say, sir? | |
[04:54] | Yeah, let’s do it. | |
[04:57] | Guys! Guys! Guess what. | |
[04:59] | Wha? I got a new phone, too! | |
[05:00] | Check it out… it’s just like yours! | |
[05:03] | Now I can blop with you. | |
[05:04] | You mean blob? Yeah, yeah… | |
[05:06] | Wait. What?! | |
[05:08] | No! No, no, no, no! How can this be?! | |
[05:10] | Here, let me see it. | |
[05:11] | Hmm. | |
[05:13] | Hmm. What, what? | |
[05:14] | Bro? | |
[05:18] | Sorry, man. Your new phone’s not legit. | |
[05:20] | It might even be worse than your old phone. | |
[05:22] | What happened to your old phone, anyway? | |
[05:24] | Gone… Can you get it back? | |
[05:25] | Nope. Bummer. | |
[05:28] | Oh. | |
[05:40] | Planet earth is but a seed | |
[05:42] | in the grand, cosmic watermelon that is our universe. | |
[05:45] | But this seed has birthed entire civilizations. | |
[05:48] | King tut, king tut… | |
[05:50] | Egypt… | |
[05:52] | Pyramids built… | |
[06:04] | Oh, my gosh! Where is it?! | |
[06:06] | I’ve looked everywhere! Panda! Panda, get up! | |
[06:08] | We’ve lost our phones! Are you awake?! | |
[06:09] | Are you lost, too?! Panda?! | |
[06:10] | I don’t know what’s going on! | |
[06:12] | We can’t find our phones! We looked everywhere! | |
[06:14] | We even checked the pockets of that pair of pants we have! | |
[06:16] | Oh, no. What an unfortunate accident. | |
[06:18] | Gosh, have you checked under the couch? | |
[06:20] | Ah! The cushions! | |
[06:21] | That’s where I look when I lose food and stuff! | |
[06:28] | The power… | |
[06:30] | Boy, I’m sorry, guys. You know what? | |
[06:33] | You can borrow my phone once in a while if you need, | |
[06:35] | just like before. | |
[06:38] | Ah, it’s just not the same. | |
[06:39] | Ice bear gives up. | |
[06:40] | A pity. A tragedy, really. | |
[06:41] | I mean, I wish there was some way to find your phone. | |
[06:44] | Find your phone… Huh? | |
[06:45] | “Phone finds you”! Panda, you’re brilliant! | |
[06:49] | “Phone finds you”? | |
[06:51] | This is great! | |
[06:55] | Ah! So easy. Now I guess we wait. | |
[06:58] | I’m not sure how this works. | |
[06:59] | Hey, y’all, wan… want to check out a game | |
[07:01] | I downloaded on my phone? | |
[07:04] | Yeah, that sounds good, actually. | |
[07:06] | We’ll play. Cool. Okay, here! | |
[07:22] | Uh… I’m gonna go get something to drink. | |
[07:25] | I’ll be right back. | |
[07:28] | Stop worrying about it, pan. | |
[07:31] | “Phone finds you”… Stupid. | |
[07:34] | Huh? | |
[07:43] | Is everything okay, pan pan? | |
[07:45] | Yes! Yes. | |
[07:46] | Um, everything is fine! | |
[07:51] | Panda, we kind of beat your game. | |
[07:53] | Wait, what you doing here, man? | |
[07:54] | Uh… I was just, um, sweeping. | |
[07:57] | Just sweepin’! | |
[07:58] | Just sweep sweep. | |
[07:59] | Just thought I would, you know, clean up a bit | |
[08:01] | since you guys have had a such a, you know, | |
[08:03] | such a stressful day and all. | |
[08:04] | Thanks, man. That means a lot. Ice bear is touched. | |
[08:07] | No prob. Hey! | |
[08:08] | You guys should just go relax in the living room. | |
[08:10] | You know, just put your feet up, relax, | |
[08:12] | watch some TV, take your mind off. | |
[08:14] | You know what? | |
[08:16] | On second thought, let’s go back to the kitchen. | |
[08:19] | Yeah, you guys are probably super hungry. | |
[08:20] | Yeah, I guess I could eat. | |
[08:21] | Making summer rolls might distract ice bear from pain. | |
[08:24] | Yes! Make those! | |
[08:31] | from a coma! | |
[08:33] | Guilty! | |
[08:38] | Aah! Shh! Shh! Shh! | |
[08:40] | Turn off, turn off, turn off, turn… | |
[08:41] | wait. What? Ow! My eyes! | |
[08:44] | Uh, pan, there’s something wrong with the microwave. | |
[08:46] | Aah! Aah! | |
[08:48] | Summer rolls are done. | |
[08:51] | not ketch… | |
[08:52] | huh? | |
[08:54] | Hey, you okay? | |
[08:55] | Yes. Heh, heh. It’s all great. | |
[08:57] | Uh-huh. | |
[08:58] | Hold me, panda. Tell me it’s gonna be okay. | |
[09:00] | Tell me we’ll soon find our phones. | |
[09:03] | Wait. Where you going? Huh? | |
[09:05] | Come sit with us. | |
[09:06] | We can’t be alone when we’re sad. | |
[09:07] | Sit down. O-Kay. | |
[09:12] | By the way, I have your phone. | |
[09:14] | Um, okay. Just set it down. | |
[09:19] | All right, well, we’ll get back to that case later today. | |
[09:22] | Panda, please help yourself. Just pick one. | |
[09:24] | Okeydokey. | |
[09:25] | Um… | |
[09:27] | Ah, let me just move your hand closer. | |
[09:29] | No! | |
[09:31] | Have dip. | |
[09:37] | Why’d you do it, friend? I-I’m innocent. | |
[09:39] | You make me sick! Confess! | |
[09:41] | Panda, you’re trembling. | |
[09:43] | Are you sad for us? | |
[09:47] | Please, it was not me! | |
[09:49] | You’re sweating, you’re shaking. | |
[09:51] | Everyone knows you did it. | |
[09:52] | You can’t get away with it. | |
[09:53] | Guilty, guilty, guilty! | |
[09:55] | Okay! Okay! Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! | |
[09:58] | It was me! | |
[09:59] | Uh, I got to go outside. Okay, bye! | |
[10:02] | Wait! Panda! You forgot your phone! | |
[10:04] | Here you go. | |
[10:18] | Our phones! | |
[10:20] | Panda? | |
[10:22] | What? | |
[10:25] | Is there a way to get these fixed? | |
[10:27] | Well, we can repair the cracked screens, but this? | |
[10:31] | We can’t fix this. I’m sorry. | |
[10:34] | Oh, that’s fine. | |
[10:35] | I really don’t deserve a phone anymore. | |
[10:37] | I’m really sorry about this, guys. | |
[10:40] | I’ll be outside. | |
[10:43] | I’m a bad person. | |
[10:48] | Hey, panda, check out what we got. | |
[10:51] | My phone! | |
[10:52] | We traded ours in for your old one. | |
[10:55] | We know your phone means a lot to you, pan pan, | |
[10:57] | and we don’t need our own. | |
[10:58] | Ice bear prefers to be off grid. | |
[11:00] | I promise, from now on, I will always share whenever you want. | |
[11:03] | Thank you so much, guys. | |
[11:04] | I don’t deserve such a great fam… | |
[11:06] | whoa. O-o-okay. You need that? |