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[00:01] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ | |
[00:03] | ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ♪ Let’s go! | |
[00:05] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
[00:06] | ♪ A wink and a smile and a great old time ♪ | |
[00:09] | ♪ Yeah, we’ll be there ♪ | |
[00:11] | ♪ Wherever we are, there’s some fun to be found ♪ | |
[00:13] | ♪ We’ll be there when you turn that corner ♪ | |
[00:15] | ♪ We’ll jump out the bush ♪ | |
[00:17] | ♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪ | |
[00:18] | ♪ We’ll be there ♪ | |
[00:29] | Step right up, folks! Step right up! | |
[00:31] | Come see the adorable bears for sale! | |
[00:33] | Just 25 cents! | |
[00:35] | For free, even! | |
[00:36] | Whatever fits into your budget. | |
[00:38] | All right, bros, time to step up our game. | |
[00:40] | Do a cute pose, Pan Pan. | |
[00:45] | Adorable! | |
[00:46] | Now you, little bro! | |
[00:50] | Oh! So adorable! | |
[00:52] | Hey, mister, want to buy three adorable bears | |
[00:55] | for 25 cents? | |
[00:57] | Huh? Oh, uh… | |
[00:58] | Yeah! Yeah! Do it! Do it! | |
[01:00] | – Come on! Come on! – Please! Please! | |
[01:01] | – Wait! No, no, no! – Over here! Over here! | |
[01:03] | – Over here! – Yeah! Us! | |
[01:04] | – Pick us! – Wait, wait! No, no, no! | |
[01:06] | – Yeah, us, us! – Over here! Over here! | |
[01:09] | Come on, pick us! | |
[01:12] | You are making great financial decisions today. | |
[01:15] | Oh, sweet! | |
[01:18] | Gah! | |
[01:19] | Every single time! | |
[01:20] | Curse you, psychic machine! | |
[01:22] | Oaaah! Aaaah! | |
[01:24] | Dang, Grizz, you’re strong! | |
[01:26] | Have you been working out? | |
[01:28] | Oh, uh, yeah, man. | |
[01:29] | Feel my ‘ceps. | |
[01:30] | Whoa! | |
[01:31] | Toned. | |
[01:33] | Hey, mister, want to feel my muscles? | |
[01:35] | No. | |
[01:36] | Not even my muscles can get us adopted. | |
[01:43] | Huh? Huh? | |
[01:44] | What is it, bro? | |
[01:47] | I love him! Thank you! | |
[01:49] | I’m gonna name him Vavi! | |
[01:53] | That’s it, guys! | |
[01:54] | We just got to become game prizes, | |
[01:56] | and somebody is bound to want us and take us home. | |
[01:59] | I’m so smart! | |
[02:00] | Let’s roll. | |
[02:02] | Stupid psychic machine. | |
[02:04] | Why do people even like you? | |
[02:06] | So dumb. | |
[02:08] | You will never be adopted. | |
[02:11] | All right, let’s see what we have here. | |
[02:15] | What about that one? | |
[02:16] | Looks too hard. | |
[02:18] | Maybe that one? | |
[02:20] | That one’s scary. You’re right. | |
[02:22] | Hmm. Okay, let’s see. | |
[02:25] | What’s the easiest game? | |
[02:26] | This is the easiest game! | |
[02:29] | Um, ball toss! | |
[02:31] | Test your skills. | |
[02:32] | Uh, ball toss… Y-you take the ball a-and toss. | |
[02:35] | Even a pet fish could do it! | |
[02:39] | Oh, my gosh. D-Did something happen to your fish? | |
[02:41] | I’m so sorry. | |
[02:44] | Wow. What a loser. | |
[02:46] | He’s perfect! | |
[02:47] | All right, bros, stay professional. | |
[02:53] | Ball toss. | |
[02:55] | Toss a ball. Please? | |
[02:57] | Oh, man. You really got to work on your sales pitch. | |
[03:00] | Aah! What the… | |
[03:02] | Oh, man, don’t do that. | |
[03:03] | What do you guys want? | |
[03:04] | We can help you, you know, uh… Louise? | |
[03:09] | It’s, uh, “Lewis.” | |
[03:10] | It says it right here. | |
[03:12] | Hey! We can read! | |
[03:13] | Um, okay, look, you guys really can’t stand there. | |
[03:16] | My dear Lewis, what Pan Pan is trying to say | |
[03:19] | is that we can help bring in customers. | |
[03:20] | What?! | |
[03:22] | How are you gonna… | |
[03:24] | No, no, no, no. | |
[03:26] | I am not gonna listen to some baby bears. | |
[03:29] | Oh, wow! Are those the prizes? | |
[03:30] | Aww, they’re so cute! | |
[03:32] | I-I-I’m sorry? | |
[03:33] | Yes, those bears… Are they the prizes? | |
[03:36] | Um… no. | |
[03:37] | We can be the prizes. | |
[03:38] | Try to win us. | |
[03:39] | Only $2 to play the game. | |
[03:40] | Wow! Only $2? That’s such a great deal. | |
[03:43] | Yeah, we’d totally play for those bears. | |
[03:46] | For sure. | |
[03:47] | Uh, r-r-really? | |
[03:49] | Um, could you excuse us for a moment? | |
[03:52] | All right, bears, I’ll make you a deal… | |
[03:55] | You can stay if you help bring in customers. | |
[03:58] | Well, just until someone wins us, right? | |
[04:00] | We’re trying to get adopted. | |
[04:01] | Huh? Adopted? | |
[04:02] | Oh, yeah. Sure. Right. | |
[04:04] | Okay, Lewis, you got a mic? | |
[04:06] | And some fresh beats? | |
[04:07] | Uh, yeah, I think so. | |
[04:09] | All right, you got yourself a deal, Lewis. | |
[04:12] | Deal. | |
[04:13] | Hmm. Strong grip. | |
[04:22] | Aww, yeah! | |
[04:23] | Coming straight from the fair. | |
[04:26] | Playing games and taking names. | |
[04:28] | You want to be next? Tell ’em, Pan! | |
[04:30] | Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! | |
[04:33] | ♪ It’s Pan Pan coming up first ♪ | |
[04:35] | ♪ You should win the game by the end of this verse ♪ | |
[04:38] | ♪ Kickin’ mad rhymes, never, ever rehearsed ♪ | |
[04:41] | ♪ It’s time to get to work ♪ | |
[04:42] | ♪ Take your best shot, try hard ♪ | |
[04:45] | ♪ Win the prize, take us home to your backyard ♪ | |
[04:47] | ♪ You like bears? Everybody does ♪ | |
[04:49] | ♪ Take a look at my little bro, covered in fuzz ♪ | |
[04:51] | ♪ Three bears barely breaking a sweat ♪ | |
[04:53] | ♪ Everybody’s jockin’ us ’cause we’re the best ♪ | |
[04:55] | ♪ But I’m already talkin’ too much ♪ | |
[04:57] | ♪ Let me let my bro get some of this flava ♪ | |
[04:59] | Yeah, boyyyy! | |
[05:01] | Okay, okay, nobody’s won yet, | |
[05:04] | but you’re looking super-lucky today. | |
[05:06] | Let’s see if you can give it a try. | |
[05:08] | ♪ Play the game ♪ | |
[05:09] | ♪ Three balls, three tries ♪ | |
[05:11] | ♪ Three bears, your prize ♪ | |
[05:13] | ♪ You could take us home right now ♪ | |
[05:15] | ♪ Come on, Grizz, get on the mic and tell ’em how ♪ | |
[05:17] | ♪ Anyone can play this game, just watch, now ♪ | |
[05:20] | ♪ Take a throw, and the balls get knocked down ♪ | |
[05:22] | ♪ It’s easy as 1, 2, 3 ♪ | |
[05:23] | ♪ Step 3 being taking bears home, you see ♪ Come on! | |
[05:26] | ♪ Step right up, just take a chance ♪ | |
[05:28] | ♪ You could win big-time, cancel all plans ♪ | |
[05:31] | ♪ There’s nothing more important you gotta do ♪ | |
[05:32] | ♪ Than pay the man, throw the ball, and win, too ♪ | |
[05:35] | ♪ When it comes to prizes, bears are the best ones ♪ | |
[05:37] | ♪ Not stuffed, but the kind that can have fun ♪ | |
[05:39] | You know, let’s show these nice people | |
[05:41] | what real fun looks like! | |
[05:43] | ♪ Play the game ♪ Bust it, Grizz! Bust it, Grizz! Bust it! | |
[05:46] | Kick it, Pan! Kick it, Pan! Kick it! | |
[05:48] | Go, little bro! | Go, little bro! Go! |
[05:50] | Go, little bro! | Go, little bro! Go! |
[05:52] | Bust it, Grizz! Bust it, Grizz! Bust it! | |
[05:54] | Kick it, Pan! Kick it, Pan! Kick it! | |
[05:56] | Go, little bro! | Go, little bro! Go! |
[05:59] | Go, little bro! | Go, little bro! Go! |
[06:03] | Waaaaaugh! | |
[06:04] | Please, people! It ain’t that hard! | |
[06:06] | Is our dancing not inspiring enough? | |
[06:08] | Okay, you actually have muscles. | |
[06:10] | Come on! Win it… for us! | |
[06:17] | How could this be?! | |
[06:19] | Augggggh! | |
[06:20] | Wow, kid, you’re strong. You bench? | |
[06:23] | I not bench. I bear. | |
[06:24] | Now begone with you! | |
[06:26] | Dang it, Pan Pan. | |
[06:28] | I just want to be won so bad. | |
[06:30] | I know. We just got to be patient, I guess. | |
[06:32] | So, should we dance again or something? | |
[06:35] | Huh? | |
[06:42] | Hmm. | |
[06:44] | Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! | |
[06:47] | What the heck? | |
[06:50] | Lewis, what is this baloney? | |
[06:51] | This is rigged! | |
[06:53] | Hey, hey, hey! Um, pipe down, you pipsqueaks. | |
[06:56] | Yeah, the game is rigged, | |
[06:58] | but we can’t have people just go and win everything. | |
[07:00] | T-That’s just bad business. | |
[07:02] | W-What?! You cheater! | |
[07:04] | You… You sneak! | |
[07:05] | You… You… | |
[07:08] | …dingle! | |
[07:10] | Hey, man, this is a family-friendly establishment. | |
[07:13] | But if no one ever wins, | |
[07:14] | that means we’ll never be adopted. | |
[07:16] | Yeah, well, too bad. | |
[07:18] | You’re bringing in the moolah, so you’re staying here! | |
[07:21] | No! We don’t have to listen to you! | |
[07:23] | You’re not our dad! Nobody is! | |
[07:25] | Come on, bros. Let’s go elsewhere. | |
[07:30] | Oh, Lewis. | |
[07:33] | I-I-I can’t allow that! | |
[07:35] | You’re staying, whether you like it or not! | |
[07:38] | Wha… No! Let us down! | |
[07:40] | Help! Grizz! | |
[07:43] | You can’t do this, you cretin! | |
[07:45] | I-I won’t stand for it! | |
[07:47] | Aw, beans. | |
[07:50] | – Hey, come on, you little rascal! – Get away from me! | |
[07:51] | Uh, Grizz, watch out! Go left! Go left! | |
[07:53] | Oh, no, no, no, my left! Ha! Gotcha! | |
[07:56] | What’s happening? What is that man doing with that child? | |
[07:58] | Oh, man, I wish I could take | |
[07:59] | a picture with my phone or something. | |
[08:01] | Should we call the police? | |
[08:02] | Is this stranger danger? Hush! | |
[08:04] | Hey, now, no need for that. Everything’s good. | |
[08:07] | We’re just playing. | |
[08:10] | Hey, kid, hush your face, | |
[08:12] | or it’ll be, uh, curtains for your brothers. | |
[08:15] | N-No! No curtains! | |
[08:18] | Oh, how distasteful! | |
[08:19] | If only I could win them back myself! | |
[08:21] | Psh! What?! | |
[08:22] | “Win them back.” No way! | |
[08:25] | You’d have to be the strongest person ever | |
[08:26] | to knock them down, and you’re, like, a kid. | |
[08:28] | Kids aren’t usually that strong, you know, so… | |
[08:30] | Strong, eh? Hmm. | |
[08:33] | All right, Lewis, I’ll try, and if I win, I get my bros. | |
[08:37] | No backsies! | |
[08:38] | Well… okay. | |
[08:40] | And if you lose, you stay with me forever! | |
[08:43] | Or at least till the summer job is over, so, like, two months. | |
[08:46] | Do we have a deal? | |
[08:50] | Psych! | |
[08:52] | I’ve never been able to do that before. | |
[08:55] | ♪♪ | |
[09:06] | You can do this, Grizz. | |
[09:09] | Come on, you little bench boy. | |
[09:12] | We believe in you, Grizz! | |
[09:13] | Remember your workouts | |
[09:15] | and your so very, very toned muscles! | |
[09:17] | Right! | |
[09:18] | Tone. Muscles. Strength. | |
[09:20] | Power. Weight. Protein. | |
[09:23] | Uh, abs. | |
[09:24] | Get on with it, already! | |
[09:26] | ♪♪ | |
[09:35] | Rrrrr… | |
[09:36] | Raaaah! | |
[09:40] | Whoa! | |
[09:42] | Wow. | |
[09:47] | Whoa! | |
[09:50] | Ooh! | |
[09:57] | Dang! Nice shot, Grizz! That was smart. | |
[10:00] | You know, I was actually aiming for the bottles. | |
[10:02] | Oh, wait! What am I saying?! | |
[10:03] | I got you, bros! | |
[10:07] | There you go. | |
[10:08] | Now, let’s blow this Popsicle stand. | |
[10:10] | Goodbye, Lewis, you fraud! | |
[10:12] | To freedom! | |
[10:14] | No more of your rigged, cheating ways! | |
[10:16] | Whoo-hoo! Tell them, Pan! | |
[10:17] | Cheater! | |
[10:19] | Gosh, they’re cute. | |
[10:20] | Hang on. Did he say “rigged”? | |
[10:23] | – I think he totally rigged it! – Aw, man, this thing is rigged? | |
[10:25] | Um… no refunds? | |
[10:27] | Hey, get that guy! | |
[10:30] | ♪♪ | |
[10:33] | Grizz, is it our future | |
[10:34] | to be taken advantage of at every turn? | |
[10:37] | I don’t know, Pan, but I have a way of finding out. | |
[10:40] | Listen, sorry about earlier, my dude. | |
[10:43] | Please… Tell us something good. | |
[10:46] | The road ahead will be tough. | |
[10:48] | But as long as you stick together, | |
[10:51] | your future will be happy and good. | |
[10:59] | Also, you will live in a cave! | |
[11:04] | ♪♪ |